Why can a dog, who is clearly as thick as shit, in so many ways,................

[CarolCervix]

know that his christmas present is on top of the wardrobe, and that there are 2 tennis balls in a cupboard downstairs, neither of which he has been told about?

[jenrendo]

Sounds just like my dog! He has been sitting at the fridge all day and pacing from the kitchen to the living room (his pressie is on top of the fridge right at the back). He is doing my head in. How do they know?!!

[aliciaflorrick]

I think mine's thick too, but he's trained me now that when he brings me my wellies from beside the front door he wants to go out.

Can I get him to come back when he's out, not a chance, because no treat I have in my pocket tastes as good as fox poo.

[minimuu]

There it proves you dog is not thick at all

[higgle]

I think they can smell tennis balls. When our rescue Staffie arrived he serched the house from top to bottom and found a number of tennis balls that he brought downstairs and put together in the play room!

[wordfactory]

How can a dog who is a thick as shit take the lid off a container of fish flakes. Because it has and it has eaten the contents.