Free to good home:

[DooinMeCleanin]

Breed: Lurcher (Terrier/Whippet/Greyhound mix)
Sex: Unknown
Temprement: Unknown
Location: Mainly behind my radiators but can also be found on floors, rugs and TV screens. Occassionally found on plates.

Details: This is a knit your own dog kit. Materials can be provided to make upto three dogs, dependant on the size of dog you choose to make. Results are dependant upon the buyer's skills, the seller accepts no responsibility for the finished product. Buyer is responsible for collecting the materials from the aforementioned locations. Dust pan and brush will be provided. Paw prints will be thrown in for free.

Disclaimer: Your finished product make contain traces of cat. If you have young children or value your limbs seller reccomends you knit a mainly dark coloured dog.

[PeriPathetic]

LOL! I hear ya

I've a double-coated knit-your-own at the moment. I think she's shed her entire two coats six times over since August. Traces of her can be found all over Northern Europe.

I am convinced this is the way she breeds because when brushed, there's a puppy-sized bundled of fluff to be disposed of; we think the fluff transforms into new dogs when it's away from her.

[Vallhala]

Do you mind?!

You're taking valuable trade away from me! How on earth am I going to dispose of my own Knit-It-Yerself kits when you're already doing it?

Ladies, ignore Dooin. Contact me instead for a lovely, fluffy knit your own long haired white dog kit.

(Also comes in shorthaired versions of plain black and black and tan).

[LordOfTheFlies]

I can't knit

Can I crochet it instead or will it go all baggy in the rain and the stuffing will fall out ?

BTW. What do you stuff them with?

[QuietTiger]

Folks, ignore Valhalla and Dooin. I can go better than them and provide more variety... with me, you can choose between "knit your own cat" OR "knit your own dog" and in different colours too. I have ginger, black, grey and various shades of tabby and white, as well as a very nice "smoke" 2 tone colour.

And I'm £1 cheaper than them!!

[DooinMeCleanin]

I'm glad you asked about stuffing LOTF. Bowel contents can be found in the oustide area to the rear of the house. Again the buyer is reponsible for collecting said contents, but a yard brush and shovel will be provided.

So you simply must purchase my kits as I am able to provide genuine stuffing materials. Stuffing for cat kits can be found in various locations around the house, due to a fault in the orignal cat.

[Pisky]

Hair yes - I can cope with that (even the slightly freaky jumpers) but bowel contents -

[DejaWho]

I have two black dogs, a black cat and cream carpets - none of you know fur!