Hollyoaks spoilers 2 ... Let's hope Ste is alive!

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cogitosum Wed 06-Aug-14 19:33:00

Thought I'd start next thread...

cogitosum Wed 06-Aug-14 19:33:31

Haven't actually watched tonight's yet as just putting ds to bed. I tend to watch about an hour late

EatShitDerek Wed 06-Aug-14 20:16:06

I haven't watched it yet. Taking son to bed then I will. I dont like my hollyoaks viewing to be interrupted blush

I am really invested in their lives!

I feel sorry for Ste, it never goes right for him.

Nice how they have forgotten about Patrick beating Maxine. In RL everyone would be talking about it

FelixFelix Wed 06-Aug-14 20:22:21

I haven't watched either! Will be watching tomorrow. Thanks for the new thread smile

cogitosum Wed 06-Aug-14 21:12:42

I know. The Patrick thing feels really unfinished. I really want them to finish it properly with everyone knowing how awful he is.

IScreamForIceCream Wed 06-Aug-14 21:17:33

I cried watching the 'Oaks today

EatShitDerek Wed 06-Aug-14 21:39:13

Awwww JP and the Trolls

FelixFelix Wed 06-Aug-14 21:54:57

I don't get the trolls confused

Mumof3xox Wed 06-Aug-14 21:55:35

I want a troll

EatShitDerek Wed 06-Aug-14 21:59:27

Something to do with Stes past from when he was younger. He had trolls as a child and they kept him company while his mum neglected him

At First I thought why remind him of the time his mum, who is now dead, neglected him but Ste seemed happy

FelixFelix Wed 06-Aug-14 22:10:21

Oh I must have missed that! Seemed a bit random without the explanation grin

Southeastdweller Thu 07-Aug-14 08:22:42

Thanks for the new thread.

I watch the omnibus on Sundays so will post again in a few days.

Anyone else hating the Tony and Sinead storyline? It's ruining his character.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 07-Aug-14 08:54:14

Its dreadful a shocking change of character. I hate all the nightclub gangster stuff. I could really do without it.

FelixFelix Thu 07-Aug-14 09:28:58

Also as if Tegan would just hand over her baby to a Grace and Trevor to look after without batting an eyelid.

IScreamForIceCream Thu 07-Aug-14 09:55:37

Yeah, but without that, we might not have got those shots of Trev looking after the little baby...

IScreamForIceCream Thu 07-Aug-14 09:56:38

Why are all soaps so obsessed with gangsters? Is it just so that they can cram in loads of deaths/drugs/money more easily?

RedToothBrush Thu 07-Aug-14 11:09:09

Hollyoaks isn't obsessed with gangsters.

Its obsessed with kidnapping, because the writers can't think of alternative ways to dramatise something.

In order to have kidnappings you MUST have 'bad guys', preferably gangsters. I think there is a new one due later this week as it goes.

Dukketeater Thu 07-Aug-14 20:04:17

Who is this well spoken, sharply dressed old guy 'Big Bob' in the loft?

EatShitDerek Thu 07-Aug-14 20:21:24

I thought the same about Teagen handing over her baby to the woman who wanted her dad!

maybe another baby kidnapping story will happen now so Grace and Trev can have the family they want

EatShitDerek Thu 07-Aug-14 20:40:40

Tony is a creep. I liked him up til this with Sinead. He's a nobber now, even how he speaks to Sinead.

This is getting silly now.

Anyone seen tonights?

FelixFelix Thu 07-Aug-14 21:10:56

Just watching now. Still swooning over Cameron shock

VisitTheInfidelWithExplanatory Thu 07-Aug-14 21:13:27

Big Bob is the worst actor I have ever seen shock

FelixFelix Thu 07-Aug-14 21:14:42

Hahahahaaaa big bob!!!!!

FelixFelix Thu 07-Aug-14 21:17:40

Where the F is Diane?

cogitosum Fri 08-Aug-14 09:54:04

Oh goodie another budget bloody gangster.

Trinpy Fri 08-Aug-14 10:54:39

felix I think Diane is away with Finn. Was there something in a previous episode about a plot device family member being ill?

I wish they hadn't killed off Sam.She was such a big part of the jp rape storyline, it seems a shame not to have her there for the big reveal. I like how the entire lomax family had 1 day of grieving and then were over it.

RedToothBrush Fri 08-Aug-14 19:01:40

So Sinead and Tony accidentally leave the door off the latch, the day after being caught in the act and get blackmailed for £2000....

CatsCantTwerk Fri 08-Aug-14 19:05:22

When Trevor gave troll face Grace the single Rose it crossed my mind that they are somehow going to end up with baby Rose.

EatShitDerek Fri 08-Aug-14 19:49:55

I knew another baby kidnapping story was coming

Rhys plays a good nasty basterd

EatShitDerek Fri 08-Aug-14 21:35:46

Anyone seem tonight's E4

FelixFelix Fri 08-Aug-14 21:53:27

I've seen it. Where the hell was the bus driver when Cindy just hopped on and drove off? hmm

EatShitDerek Fri 08-Aug-14 21:54:54

I was going to ask that exact question! Why did he get out?!

In RL they would swear out the window, tut and drive off with a head shake

teaandtoastandbutter Sat 09-Aug-14 10:33:54

Ooh marking place! I do love hollyoaks; guilty pleasure!

I try not to be mean but does anyone else find Holly very - over the top? A little like watching a school play grin I was cringing a bit last night watching her locking cindy in.

I remember watching it in about year 9 when Holly was BORN, though! blush

Southeastdweller Sun 10-Aug-14 12:42:09

Just caught up. I'm surprised that there's been no mention of Patrick beating up Maxine. I know the actors rotate so I understand why those two weren't in this weeks eps but you'd have thought this week there'd be at least one remark about it by another character. I've just read that Nikki Sanderson (Maxine) has signed up for a new one year contract so hopefully the domestic storyline will be explored more in that time.

Sometimes I think Holly looks older than Cindy hmm.

Lighthousekeeping Sun 10-Aug-14 18:15:57

Do you think Cindy has list all the weight due to the storyline? I know MN doesn't like skinny bashing but she has lost a she load of wright recently. I think she's being great in the part.

Mumof3xox Sun 10-Aug-14 18:17:59

I agree the woman playing cindy is doing a great job

Lighthousekeeping Sun 10-Aug-14 18:25:49

This spellcheck is doing my head in. I think she's being brilliant.

bumpiesonamission Mon 11-Aug-14 10:46:02

Just catching up. Bloody Finn

GetHappy Mon 11-Aug-14 14:48:53

Cindy lost weight due to splitting up with her bf in real life who is now linked to Kym Marsh (michelle in corrie).

Does anyone else think thst Ziggy may have been driving the van that hit Sam & Danny??

FelixFelix Mon 11-Aug-14 15:04:12

Yes I think it was Ziggy but Cameron will be the main suspect.

Dukketeater Mon 11-Aug-14 19:55:43

So do we think Nico's Dad isPatrick? Or is that too dark for Hollyoaks?
Its just that he had that box which shocked Maxine and Sienna tried to kiss Mark before when she went crazy so she has a warped sense of the norm...

bumpiesonamission Mon 11-Aug-14 19:59:33

I'm more convinced than ever that he is her dad envy envy envy envy

I hope ste kills Finn

in other news... when a conversation is supposed to go "I've been sleeping with your daughter.." how does it end up "let's get married?!!!"

TessTackle Mon 11-Aug-14 19:59:40

That's a great point Dukk wow..

RedToothBrush Mon 11-Aug-14 20:00:15

Been thinking Nico's father is Patrick since way back when it was first revealed that Sienna had a daughter...

I don't think its too dark. I mean, HOW many murders have they had?

EatShitDerek Mon 11-Aug-14 20:02:02

Its the only things left for them to do.

IScreamForIceCream Mon 11-Aug-14 20:25:53

They've done incest before, but 'only' half brother/sister - Rhys and that black haired woman.

Ad wasn't there something waaaay back when with Mandy's brother who killed himself - can't remember his name (B something), nor who with.

EatShitDerek Mon 11-Aug-14 20:36:04

But they haven't gone parent/child yet. Just murders and kidnapping

GetHappy Mon 11-Aug-14 20:36:18

I agree I do believe that he is Nico's father too .. have done since we found out Sienna had a daughter! Remember when Will held them all hostage & threatened to expose a secret and Sienna was begging him not too!

EatShitDerek Mon 11-Aug-14 20:39:30

I think the reason he made Anna seem crazy was because she found out what he was doing to Sienna

Dukketeater Mon 11-Aug-14 20:46:44

Yes yes agree with the Will and Anna comments

GetHappy Mon 11-Aug-14 20:50:35

I just wish that Hollyoaks wouldn't drag these story lines out soooo much!!

glad Finn will be getting his comeuppance this week!

EatShitDerek Mon 11-Aug-14 20:52:32

Dodger seems happy to say he found out his dad was beating the pregnant women he loves

Southeastdweller Mon 11-Aug-14 20:58:10

Mandy was raped by her father so it looks like they're recycling that story in a similar way.

EatShitDerek Mon 11-Aug-14 21:12:52

Guessing he didn't tell Diane then!

Finally Finn has being found out! Go Ste!

ladygracie Mon 11-Aug-14 21:19:50

I was going to say that about the actress playing Cindy!
Really really don't like the Tony/Sinead storyline. I hardly ever watch it so don't understand how her & Diane are okay now. and how cringey was it when Diane was talking about sex?!

Mumof3xox Mon 11-Aug-14 21:24:25

I have seen somewhere that Amber the mother of Finns child is to return. I wonder if this will somehow tie in with him being found out?

FelixFelix Mon 11-Aug-14 21:27:08

So glad Ste now knows. Quite looking forward to next week then!

Pandora37 Tue 12-Aug-14 12:36:21

IScream Mandy's brother who killed himself was called Lewis. I definitely remember Mandy being attacked by her dad, I think Lewis was meant to have been abused by him as well.

Trinpy Tue 12-Aug-14 13:03:05

Nancy hasn't been attacked yet has she? If not then we've still got more of the Finn sl to come. I hate how hollyoaks drags out sl for far too long.

Also, Maxines coming back soon!

IScreamForIceCream Tue 12-Aug-14 13:12:30

Pandora - yes, Lewis! That's B-something, isn't it? blush

HalleLouja Tue 12-Aug-14 13:45:02

Watched it for the first time in ages today. What happened to Ste's dad?

GetHappy Tue 12-Aug-14 14:03:51

he was played by Ben Hull who is know in Holby City.

Danny, Ste's Dad, was killed in a car crash with his wife.

HalleLouja Tue 12-Aug-14 14:08:15

It does make me laugh when I see Lewis or Mr Thompson as he now known. I want him and Mo to get together. He lost the plot at the end of his time at Hollyoaks.

Did anyone quite fancy Rhys in his comeback? I never liked him before but there was something about him this time round. Well I only saw one episode.

Mumof3xox Tue 12-Aug-14 14:11:45

Always prefered Gilly to Rhys

He was less of a twat

HalleLouja Tue 12-Aug-14 14:17:13

The same Gilly who raped Jaqui? hmm

Mumof3xox Tue 12-Aug-14 14:17:53

Oh I forgot that


FelixFelix Tue 12-Aug-14 14:27:14

Does Nancy get attacked by Finn then?

HalleLouja Tue 12-Aug-14 14:33:33

I had forgotten too. But remembered when I was thinking of him. Then remembered I heart Jaqui!

IScreamForIceCream Tue 12-Aug-14 14:36:45

I love Jacqui too - she was/is easily the best of the McQueens. Is she still with brendan in real life?

Wish bloody Teresa wasn't coming back. She is the worst McQueen.

Talking of buses (a while ago), isn't Silas still on the loose? Last seen looking creepy on a bus. And I guess Will is still in prison? Odd that there is no mention of him ever. They both need to come back and kill off all the gangsters, and then sod off again.

Mumof3xox Tue 12-Aug-14 14:38:53

Hmm I like Theresa although not 100% sure why

Gilly seems to be playing a nice guy again in emmerdale I think that may have clouded over the rape in my mind

HalleLouja Tue 12-Aug-14 14:50:07

Jacqui is easily one of the best Hollyoaks characters ever. I have watched if for a few years or so and know about these things

Think that the actress playing Cindy is doing a good job.

GetHappy Tue 12-Aug-14 15:37:05

I thought Jaqui went out with Rhys is real life?? I love Jacqui too .. quite shocked to have not seen her in anything since (that I have known anyway).

Pandora37 Tue 12-Aug-14 16:04:35

Felix Finn tries to rape Nancy but is interrupted before he can do it. I think that's what happens anyway.

No GetHappy Jacqui was definitely with Brendan in real life. There's a picture of them together on her twitter page from last week so I'm presuming that means they're still together.

GetHappy Tue 12-Aug-14 16:14:23

Oh my badblush blush

Oh so that means Finn isn't going to found out for at least another few weeks .. apart from Ste I mean!!

Marking place...

Dukketeater Tue 12-Aug-14 19:30:19

Ben Baxter...? Hmmm

GetHappy Tue 12-Aug-14 19:36:48

He is soooo not going to be real is he ?? how wpuld he know about the baby & not want anything to do with her if Patrick took her away as soon as she was born!

cogitosum Tue 12-Aug-14 20:24:23

Are we to assume nico's father is Patrick ? sad

FelixFelix Tue 12-Aug-14 21:29:32

The fact they were playing a Kylie song from 1990 at that 1970's themed night really annoyed me grin

Trinpy Tue 12-Aug-14 21:34:20

I would be really disappointed if it really was some boring guy called Ben. It wouldn't make any sense that sienna would be so desperate to keep something like that secret. Btw, I see they're going to do another sl involving sienna tricking everyone with a ridiculous, over-the-top lie soon hmm . I wish they would focus on her nice, normal side for a bit longer rather than constantly having her coming up with another mad scheme every week. I can imagine it's going to ruin the friendship between her and leela as well, which would be a shame.

Who does everyone think ste's mystery man is then? I would like it to be big Bob grin .

RJnomore Tue 12-Aug-14 21:55:40

Lewis overdosed on paracetamol after besting up Ruth if I remember rightly.

Mumof3xox Tue 12-Aug-14 22:28:32

Sinead would be good

Although not a man

They are both train wrecks

Dukketeater Wed 13-Aug-14 15:26:03

WTH have I missed? Ste has a
Mystery man?

Mumof3xox Wed 13-Aug-14 19:27:34


I am a fucking genius!

Trinpy Wed 13-Aug-14 19:33:50

hahahaha mumof3 you really are a genius! Of course its possible to 'forget' your own sexuality. You just need to get really really drunk hmm .

Mumof3xox Wed 13-Aug-14 19:36:53

I am just so proud of myself

I wonder if she will now be upduffed

cogitosum Wed 13-Aug-14 19:39:19

Oh Jason sad

EatShitDerek Wed 13-Aug-14 19:47:16

I haven't watched it get!

She will be preg and won't know who the dad is

FelixFelix Wed 13-Aug-14 19:56:10

My DP said 'I bet Ste & Sinead get it on' when we were watching yesterday!

GetHappy Wed 13-Aug-14 19:58:11

shock shock shock shock I can't believe it was Sinead .. good twist!!

no doubt she will find herself pregnant!!

Still think its all lies about Nico's father being a 1 night stand!!

RJnomore Wed 13-Aug-14 20:05:22

What's happened to Jason???

cogitosum Wed 13-Aug-14 21:51:38

He didn't do well in his a levels and lied

bumpiesonamission Thu 14-Aug-14 20:16:03

Yawn sienna needs to just do one! snogging dodger AGAIN

ladygracie Thu 14-Aug-14 23:20:37

What???? Sienna & dodger? Aren't they brother & sister? I have seen it for a few days.

ladygracie Thu 14-Aug-14 23:21:02

Haven't seen it

jellybelly701 Fri 15-Aug-14 10:40:51

ladygracie dodger was sleeping and sienna kissed his lips and said thank you.

I was originally thinking Patrick is nico's father, but could it be dodger? As said above he didn't know he had a twin sister until recent years. And this whole story line reeks of incest, I've thought that from the start.

ladygracie Fri 15-Aug-14 12:16:19

Oh I had forgotten that he didn't know.
I still think Patrick as surely dodger would just be too awful for sienna to have been through so much. And wouldn't he remember?

ladygracie Fri 15-Aug-14 12:16:48

And thank you so much for answering.

jellybelly701 Fri 15-Aug-14 14:16:53

Good point. Yes, it must be Patrick then. Which reminds me, where is he? Is he still in hospital?

FelixFelix Fri 15-Aug-14 14:33:28

I dunno where he is. I asked DP about it yesterday because Sienna said something along the lines of 'Dad won't be happy when he gets home' to Dodger when he said about moving in. DP reckons he's gone on their Honeymoon without Maxine? Why hasn't anyone mentioned the fact he's a big fat woman beater?!

jellybelly701 Fri 15-Aug-14 14:48:06

I know!! The whole village seem to have just skipped over it. Once he gets back there must be some backlash though, wasn't his colleagues from the school at the wedding when Maxine outed him? Surely he will be fired now?

I read somewhere that Maxine is back next week.

yellowsnownoteatwillyou Fri 15-Aug-14 15:04:19

I knew it wouldn't just be me thinking that Patrick is the dad of nico, and there was a weird sexual chemistry between sinead and ste, I've missed a few due to putting ds to bed when it's on e4.

Mumof3xox Fri 15-Aug-14 19:27:53

Wtf is going on with Jason's forehead?

bumpiesonamission Fri 15-Aug-14 19:41:31

God, dodgy acting tonight!

I think they're working up to a steroid storyline!

ladygracie Fri 15-Aug-14 20:10:30

I asked my dd about Patrick & she says he's still in hospital. Are you all watching channel 4 Hollyoaks or first look on e4?

Mumof3xox Fri 15-Aug-14 20:15:05

I watch e4

Trinpy Fri 15-Aug-14 20:59:35

Mumof3 - the steroids he's taking are giving him spots.

How the hell did peri get into the loft?? she looks about 11. They need a new doorman.

Mumof3xox Fri 15-Aug-14 21:06:56

I would say 11 was pushing it tbh!

ladygracie Fri 15-Aug-14 21:15:08

The spots are very subtle aren't they?! Yes I wondered how she got into the bar. Stupid.

Mumof3xox Fri 15-Aug-14 21:22:03

Spots look weird!

jellybelly701 Fri 15-Aug-14 23:24:13

I couldn't stop staring at the spots either.

I'm quite liking Cameron though

Mumof3xox Sat 16-Aug-14 07:31:11

Me too!

I hope he keeps being nice

jellybelly701 Sat 16-Aug-14 11:05:48

I wasn't a fan when he first appeared, but phwoar he's growing on me.

Has tony and Sinead been discussed yet? How did I only find this thread yesterday!

FelixFelix Sat 16-Aug-14 23:09:36

I watch e4 but usually recorded so watch later on that night or the next day.

I still love Cameron!

Jason is such a shit character. Him and Holly just annoy the crap out of me.

Dukketeater Sun 17-Aug-14 09:01:15

Yehme tooFelix - their acting isterrible!

Mumof3xox Sun 17-Aug-14 09:03:17

Tony and sinead is yuck

Don't know what it is about Tony. Seems like a nice guy yet he's always doing shit like this

Southeastdweller Sun 17-Aug-14 12:51:22

I also think Sinead will get pregnant by Ste.

How can Dodger be the father when him and Sienna were talking about Nico's father this week when it was just him and her alone together?

I hope that the truth about that toe-rag Finn comes out soon - good to see Ste giving him a taste of his own medicine this week.

Mumof3xox Sun 17-Aug-14 13:08:46

I really want a happy ending for sinead

bumpiesonamission Mon 18-Aug-14 19:34:01

Well that kind of confirms Cameron did it then!!!

Interesting turn of events with mummy mafia!

BoysiesBack Mon 18-Aug-14 19:45:19


<marking place>

itsbetterthanabox Mon 18-Aug-14 19:49:37

What Ste who used to beat his GF!? He is liked now? What is the world coming to.

Trinpy Mon 18-Aug-14 21:07:59

Yes exactly what I was thinking itsbetter! I'm always surprised that the McQueens seem so encouraging of him dating jp. I remember they used to hate ste when he was with Amy. Oh and when Mandy and Tony got back together again after their dv sl and their relationship was completely normal. Great message they're sending to victims of dv there - stick with them and one day they'll magically stop being abusive. I'm sure Patrick and Maxine will be best mates before too long.

HO aren't great with continuity are they? Did anyone notice Dennis telling Blessing in today's episode that she is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen? Poor Leanne, she only died last year and the scriptwriters he's already forgotten about her.

EatShitDerek Mon 18-Aug-14 21:29:42

Look at dodger, he keeps falling in love randomly too

jellybelly701 Tue 19-Aug-14 10:25:17

I don't think Cameron did it, its too predictable. It will probably be ziggy or something.

BoysiesBack Tue 19-Aug-14 19:34:13

I don't think it was Ziggy, Leela was with him at the time so there would have been some angsty-guilt ridden scenes by now.

The Overdose spoilers page currently says it was a random accident, unconnected to any regular characters.

bumpiesonamission Tue 19-Aug-14 19:35:25

oo what's the spoiler's page?

bumpiesonamission Tue 19-Aug-14 19:36:24

no fing way!!! bloody Freddie

BoysiesBack Tue 19-Aug-14 19:38:44

Anyone else confused about Leela and Ste's age though?

Leela must be 27/28 to Peri's mum. Ste should be 23ish (given he was a schoolboy when he first joined the show 7 years ago), but I'm sure the convo between Danny & Sam was 'I told you when we first got together that I already had a son' when it was first discovered that Ste is Danny's. confused

BoysiesBack Tue 19-Aug-14 19:40:37


Warning: don't click link if you don't want a lot of spoiler details.

BoysiesBack Tue 19-Aug-14 19:42:00
EatShitDerek Tue 19-Aug-14 20:35:50

Seriously Freddie!


IScreamForIceCream Tue 19-Aug-14 20:41:16

Arrgghh I missed it. What's Freddie done now?

BoysiesBack Tue 19-Aug-14 21:13:04

He faked a confession from Sam saying she killed Fraser & planted the bullet in her house.

IScreamForIceCream Tue 19-Aug-14 21:31:57

Bloody Hell! shock

EatShitDerek Wed 20-Aug-14 20:58:24

Sienna is being her creepy weird self again. Dodger is her twin brother! Wtf is up with her, cant they let her be ok for once

Dukketeater Wed 20-Aug-14 21:14:35

Oh dear Sienna

Dukketeater Thu 21-Aug-14 19:37:22

Dennis still wears his wedding ring?

bumpiesonamission Thu 21-Aug-14 19:38:15

The spots have gone!!!

Dukketeater Fri 22-Aug-14 19:50:15

Snooze Sienna...

Jbck Mon 25-Aug-14 00:39:30

I must have missed something with Maxine, last I recall was her being taken into custody at airport because of knife in her case.

Did we see her again after that?

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Mon 25-Aug-14 19:26:18

Theresa is def pregnant me thinks

jellybelly701 Mon 25-Aug-14 19:30:08

Yes jbck you have missed a few episodes. She got taken back to Patrick, married him and then showed the whole pub her bruises before leaving to catch a plane.

As an aside Freddie roscoe works in a tattoo shop near where I live, it might be time for a new piercing wink

Southeastdweller Tue 26-Aug-14 18:33:44

I'm disappointed Jennifer Metcalfe's leaving but maybe she's bored of her character. There's a replacement coming in the form of a relative called 'Porsche':


Oh well. At least Myra's coming back soon.

IScreamForIceCream Tue 26-Aug-14 19:33:40

Is Nancy pregnant, or is it real-life actress pregnant?

Dukketeater Tue 26-Aug-14 20:02:27

The Theresa escape plan would sound far fetched if it wasn't that a few weeks ago an inmate at Wandsworth did actually break free and run riot in St Thomas' a few weeks ago before he was finally caught by officers!

EatShitDerek Wed 27-Aug-14 21:39:55

I bet its Robbie they arrest instead of Finn

EatShitDerek Thu 28-Aug-14 20:53:04

Anyone seen tonight's e4?!

I can't wait for tomorrow! Hope it's finally over for JP

Trinpy Thu 28-Aug-14 21:11:44

I really hope they don't drag it out any longer.

I know they cancelled and then uncancelled at the last minute, but that was the most random collection of wedding guests ever. So no Charlie or Tom (was Oscar there?) etc, but Finn was invited...odd.

Dukketeater Thu 28-Aug-14 21:52:50

If this isn't the end for Finn I am going to be pissed off!

EatShitDerek Thu 28-Aug-14 23:28:17

I did cheer when JP finally opened up. The only person who knows about the rape is dead though

Trinpy Fri 29-Aug-14 19:36:46

Anyone watch tonight's e4 episode? I thought it was the best HO episode they've had since the rape aftermath episode in Jan. I don't usually like Diane but I think they got across how it would feel to be the mother of a rapist very convincingly.

EatShitDerek Fri 29-Aug-14 20:14:55

I'm about to watch it now! Will report back in 20 mins

bumpiesonamission Fri 29-Aug-14 20:18:31

Ahhh two episodes behind and away on holibobs. Has Finn been caught?

cogitosum Fri 29-Aug-14 20:33:13

Just watched last 2. Wow feeling emotional
completely agree about Diane
I was really impressed with Nancy but now think she's being such a bitch to John Paul sad

EatShitDerek Fri 29-Aug-14 20:37:57

Well Nancy was a bit of a birch. She basically blames him! And the whole 'youve had longer to deal with it' shock

Hope she doesn't come back now! Love nanna mcqueen, hope they don't kill her

bumpiesonamission Fri 29-Aug-14 20:38:14

Oh I need to get home to watch them!!!

IScreamForIceCream Fri 29-Aug-14 20:44:03

How can Nancy blame him? That is ridiculous.

I love John Paul quite a lot.

cogitosum Fri 29-Aug-14 20:57:04

I also love John Paul. And Ste

Nancy's always been a bitch but that was a new low. And I was impressed when she stood up.to that guy.

RedToothBrush Fri 29-Aug-14 21:01:50

Nana McQueen's ham acting ruined the entire episode!

bumpiesonamission Fri 29-Aug-14 21:09:12

Has Nancy blamed JP for not going to the police and now she's been attacked?

Trinpy Fri 29-Aug-14 21:21:57

yes bumpie. She also said that if he'd told her about it when it first happened then she could have helped him through it but she won't now hmm . I've always thought she was a crap mate to jp anyway. Especially since he was the only person who stood by her during the whole sienna thing.

I'm also a massive jp fan. I was gutted when he came out as gay and that he's a fictional character blush .

Southeastdweller Fri 29-Aug-14 21:46:15

I never watch in the week but can never resist reading the posts here so I'm happy the truth is out finally about J.P.

Will post again after I've watched the omnibus.

RJnomore Sat 30-Aug-14 00:39:55

When jp went to Thr police originally, they took some swabs before he got cold feet and left. I am sure his complaint would have been logged and Thr initial swabs tested or stored or whatever. So I think there is hard evidence out there about fin.

Jbck Sun 31-Aug-14 11:55:24

I actually thought Nana McQ's reveal was the best acting we've ever seen from her and the scene was well done.

Agree Nancy was really horrible to JP but it might be a natural reaction under the circs.

JP when he spoke and nobody heard him and he had to repeat it sad

Diane was good but didn't think Sinead was very convincing and usually she is.

FelixFelix Sun 31-Aug-14 12:14:25

Been on holiday and just watched a weeks worth of episodes blush

So glad Finn has finally been caught. They didn't half drag that one out!

Dukketeater Sun 31-Aug-14 19:55:29

Watching a shitty film called The Wedding Date... Patrick is in it!

bumpiesonamission Sun 31-Aug-14 20:24:17

Oh poor Nana McQueen sad

EatShitDerek Mon 01-Sep-14 20:43:22

What does Dee Dee stand for is that the full name? I keep expecting her to say Ant and Dec

IScreamForIceCream Mon 01-Sep-14 20:54:59

Isn't it he full name? Boy twin named after Tony, girl twin named after Diane.

Have they run out of names on the Oaks now? Tony's first daughter was called Grace and they've repeated that name now.
Or maybe she wasn't his first daughter, didn't a child from the past turn up at some point?

No mention of Will anymore is there. Do we just assume that he's in prison for many murders then?

EatShitDerek Mon 01-Sep-14 20:56:03

If you kill people you get forgotten about for a while.

IScreamForIceCream Mon 01-Sep-14 21:01:58

True that, Derek I reckon that Will and Sills should pop back and kill off al the bloody gangsters. Obviously apart from the fish liking one whose name I have just forgotten. And they can also kill Esther and George as they piss me off too. Then they can hang around a bit and take out Teresa McQueen and sonny, and poss the new McQueens who will probably also annoy me.

Am dead murdering, me.

IScreamForIceCream Mon 01-Sep-14 21:02:20

Sills? SILAS.

EatShitDerek Mon 01-Sep-14 21:06:04

Yes, Trevor can stay but only if he starts wearing his black jacket and threatening people.

Grace can go, Nancy too. Then Mercedes as her face annoys me.

How do the women walk on those cobbles in such big heels?! They are only going to price slice and dress up!

IScreamForIceCream Mon 01-Sep-14 21:10:05

But he needs to balance black - jacketed threatening with moments of sweet tenderness.

Lovely Trev, just with a very forgettable name.

Southeastdweller Mon 01-Sep-14 21:30:40

Just watched tonights episode that was on Friday on E4. I wanted to slap Nancy for being a selfish bitch. Darren's way too good for her!

I agree that the actress who plays Nana was very good in that episode.

J.P didn't have a full examination so I'm unsure Finn will get convicted.

BoysiesBack Tue 02-Sep-14 10:52:46

Do you think Mercedes & Carmel will die then, since they're both off & we're expecting a big McQueen stunt.

Not sure about them bringing in new McQueens now, it might've worked if the originals stayed but since most of them won't be around they might as well just introduce a new family. It seems like a desperate attempt to keep a 'legendary' oaks family going.

BoysiesBack Tue 02-Sep-14 10:54:58

Loved Fridays E4/last nights episode though, I thought there was some really good & emotional acting. Poor JP.

Agree that Nancy was a bit of a bitch though. But she's gone on honeymoon now so we don't have to watch her deal with the trauma and she can come back over it.

EatShitDerek Tue 02-Sep-14 20:34:53

Poor nico. Bet she wishes she never bothered found Sienna. What a creep!

When is it coming out about Patrick being the father?!

Trinpy Tue 02-Sep-14 21:41:06

Is Patrick definitely the father then?

I thought I read that they're leaving the door open for Mercedes to possibly return but I might have imagined that! They'll probably end up in Spain; they always run off to Spain in that family.

jellybelly701 Wed 03-Sep-14 10:11:48

I still think dodger might be Nico's father. Either that or HO are deliberately misleading us to make us stop thinking Patrick is.

Talking of Patrick, why is he just strolling around the village like nothing has happened? Why hasn't anyone said anything? Why is Nico being aloud to live with him?

Pandora37 Wed 03-Sep-14 11:19:17

IScream I think Tony had a son called Harry (from what I can remember) who popped up for a little while but he disappeared and he never mentions him now. Darren never seems to mention or see the twins he has with Suzanne Ashworth either. Did she move to Spain?

EatShitDerek Wed 03-Sep-14 11:37:02

I think Dodger would know if he was the father. Sienna was preg at 14? They didn't know about each other then.

its Patrick. Has to be. Sienna thinks being with family members is normal because of what her dad did.

Just wish they wouldn't drag it on

jellybelly701 Wed 03-Sep-14 12:13:38

Exactly, they didn't know each other. He didn't even know she existed so it is possible (albeit not probable) that they slept together aged 14.

But I agree it probably is Patrick, I've thought that since we first found out she had a child. Its only recently with this new storyline that I have been wondering whether it could be mark.

They are dragging it on a bit and I must admit I'm really quite disappointed that Patrick hasn't had his comeuppance. HO did a brilliant job with such a sensitive storyline but they have ruined it with the lack of justice.

Jbck Wed 03-Sep-14 18:10:48

The Nico tumour storyline is beyond the usual tripe, are we really expected to believe Maxine, Dodger et al would believe Sienna's story.

BoysiesBack Wed 03-Sep-14 18:28:07

I agree Jbck, with Sienna's history, surely they'd be questioning...?

I really don't think Dodger is the father, Sienna was 13, more than old enough for them to remember meeting & sleeping with each other. Although, this is Hollyoaks...

jellybelly701 Wed 03-Sep-14 18:44:39

My thoughts exactly jbck I don't think I would believe that the sky is blue if sienna was the one who told me.

Dukketeater Wed 03-Sep-14 19:40:14

Wowzers! Wasn't expecting that...

AlpacaYourThings Wed 03-Sep-14 19:45:42


Sleepswithbutterflies Wed 03-Sep-14 20:18:44

Dodger will die and sienna will say it was Maxine. Maxine's phone will have texts on it from "dodger" saying he was leaving her.

It will suit Patrick to say it was maxine too. The only one who will know otherwise is nico. And even she won't know. Even if loads of people suspect it was sienna can they prove it? The police are rubbish remember.

I'm so certain this will be what happens! It will be so annoying! All the Blakes are crazy.

Sleepswithbutterflies Wed 03-Sep-14 20:19:07

Well not leaving her, but not going with her.

Sleepswithbutterflies Wed 03-Sep-14 20:20:20

And Patrick will say Maxine was violent towards him too... Argh!

Dukketeater Wed 03-Sep-14 22:26:44

He won't die, coma...

Drag it out longer!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 03-Sep-14 22:40:02

Sienna is oing to be locked in te boiler room at the school by Patrick

jellybelly701 Thu 04-Sep-14 11:59:10

He was only stabbed in the leg so I doubt he will die. It depends on sienna's next move though I guess

Dukketeater Thu 04-Sep-14 19:27:43

How are they going to manage this story? How would they not know?

Trinpy Thu 04-Sep-14 19:30:42

I don't understand how even sienna didn't know it was Dodger. So farfetched.,

Dukketeater Thu 04-Sep-14 19:53:10

Thats what I mean!

northernmummeh Thu 04-Sep-14 20:18:25

Dodger being Nicos dad and Patrick knowing is just ridiculous. When Patrick was first introduced he thought Sienna's twin was dead, so how could he know that he was the father at 13/14!? It's like writers think viewers just forget stuff!

And as for them not recognising each other now well that's just silly. I still recognise people from high school that I haven't seen for donkeys. So someone I had slept with I definitely would have recognised.

It's so far fetched. I know it's soap land but deary me! blush

BoysiesBack Thu 04-Sep-14 20:35:40

Agree completely, Northern, I'm a bit confused with it all now. The three of them 'met' not even a couple of years ago, all completely shock as to each other's existence and not a hint of recognition anywhere. How is it even remotely plausible that Dodger is Nico's dad?

Bibbitybobbetyboo Thu 04-Sep-14 20:36:07

WTF - every time I think HO can't get any worse it does. I just cannot see how they're going to explain Dodger being Nico's dad. Anyone feel like they need to stop watching such rubbish but just can't help themselves?!

BoysiesBack Thu 04-Sep-14 20:38:08

Only scenario I can come up with.

Sienna as a teen was pimped out by Patrick but he drugged her up to her eyeballs so she wasn't really aware of what was happening. Dodger, as a geeky, spotty teen was dared to visit a prostitute and, by mega, stupendous coincidence, the one he found was his long-lost twin sister! <cue end credits>

BoysiesBack Thu 04-Sep-14 20:38:56

Forgot to add, any meeting between D & S was obv all in complete darkness.

PostmanPatPat Thu 04-Sep-14 20:55:03

Could Nico's Dad still be Patrick? He said it was against nature, but never confirmed it was dodger.

Trinpy Thu 04-Sep-14 20:57:48

Sorry Dukketeater, I've just read back my comment and it sounded like I was repeating you! What I meant to say was: why would Patrick know who Sienna slept with, when even Sienna didn't know?? Can't wait to hear the ridiculous backstory of this one hmm .

EatShitDerek Thu 04-Sep-14 21:00:16

How does sienna not know who Nicos dad is?

i think sienna saying Mark is has given Patrick a way out

BoysiesBack Thu 04-Sep-14 21:05:16

No, Digital Spy have confirmed that Dodger is the father hmm

EatShitDerek Thu 04-Sep-14 21:09:25

Eh how?!

I thought it was Patrick and Anna found out and that's why he made her and every one else believe she was mentally ill.

What the fuck did Anna know?!

northernmummeh Thu 04-Sep-14 21:26:12

Digital spy also confirmed that Patrick gives sienna enough I for for her to suss out its dodger :-/

IScreamForIceCream Thu 04-Sep-14 21:47:23

But Patrick had thought that his son was dead for years, he didn't believe it was him when they first met (again).

Agree that this must have been a red herring. Unless it's a stupid scriptwriter thing where they just make up or disregard whatever they want.

Like...as Pandora says above, Darren's twins. Forgotten.

Squtternutbaush Thu 04-Sep-14 21:53:37

I'm bloody confused!

I always assumed Patrick was Nico's father but how would Sienna not know? As others have said too he thought Dodger was dead so it couldn't be that he knew.

The only bizarre thing I can think of is that Sienna was deliberately inseminated for some weird reason but even then it makes no sense

northernmummeh Thu 04-Sep-14 21:56:08

I'm inclined to say stupid script writer thing where us viewers are just supposed to 'forget' what's gone on.

I have loads of issues.

What's happened to the uni?! Blessing, George and Teagan are all 'students' but where do they go?!?!?!

What happened to the SUBar? Dodger worked there and now it's disappeared without trace and now appears to be a hospital blush

What happened to the o'connors house? Why doesn't Diane move back there if she's so fed up with Tony?

Speaking of Diane, how come she only has a single buggy with twins?!?! And most importantly how the bloody hell does she get it up and down those stairs so bloomin quick?! blush

Why has the hospital magically appeared on the village door step across the road from the garage?! (I know it's cos it's a set n location but it's just silly)

Trinpy Thu 04-Sep-14 22:33:04

I think the su bar was turned into college coffee.

They've been trying to pull the focus onto the families and the school and away from the university for the last few years, which I think was a mistake.

They seem to forget that the twins exist the majority of the time, so it makes sense that they miscounted them when buying a pram.

They had that stupid episode last year where Tony and Diane suddenly realised that they'd met/fallen in love as teenagers; so they obviously think this kind of sl is plausible.

EatShitDerek Thu 04-Sep-14 23:01:48

Oh yes Tony fell in love with Diane the day after the love of his life Jaqui left.

Tony falls in love very fucking quick!

this storyline makes no sense at all about Dodger. How would he know? I recognise people I knew at 12+ very easily!

He hasn't seen dodger til they met up again. Why did Anna run off with him? Nothing makes sense

milkysmum Thu 04-Sep-14 23:07:41

I need to know how on earth this story line could be possible! I can think of no plausible way it can.

IScreamForIceCream Thu 04-Sep-14 23:09:11

Maybe Will is the father and with his evil, and Sienna's evil, Nico is basically Lucifer's worst nightmare.

Dukketeater Thu 04-Sep-14 23:11:56

The more I think about it the more I don't think i'd recognise people I knew when I was younger... There are a few boys I knew through friends, even snogged, that i'm not sure i'd recognise when out now!

AlpacaYourThings Thu 04-Sep-14 23:16:02

It makes no sense! I hate storylines like this. They think it will shock the audience instead, they just piss everyone off.

Trinpy Fri 05-Sep-14 00:45:45

yes but you'd recognise the person you lost your virginity too, wouldn't you? That's different from a quick snog, especially if you ended up getting pregnant by them.

jellybelly701 Fri 05-Sep-14 07:19:44

Ooooh was I right? I haven't watched yesterdays e4 episode yet?

HO have never really a done child sexual abuse SL before, that I can remember at least. Child abuse that is also incest is a bit too 'sensitive' to be aired at 6:30 I think.

They have already done a brother sister relationship before so I think there will be less outrage at this being on before the watershed by having dodger as the father.

northernmummeh Fri 05-Sep-14 08:12:14

gringringrin Iscreamforicecream

Sleepswithbutterflies Fri 05-Sep-14 09:39:20

Again the scriptwriters at hollyoaks seem to have fallen to their usual method of writing ploy lines on bits of paper, mixing them up and then plucking them out at random.

FelixFelix Fri 05-Sep-14 09:59:10

I'm so confused!

jellybelly701 Fri 05-Sep-14 10:11:10

I've watched it now. I suppose Patrick could be saying this as a trick? You can't really trust him anymore than you can trust sienna.

Esther bloom is fool, why would she 'inherit' the full 50k? Grace knows she was in the club that night. she should have 'inherited' 35-40k less obvious that way.

IScreamForIceCream Fri 05-Sep-14 16:28:03

Also - Esther doesn't have much family does she? She lives with her gran and her family, her parents are dead, she didn't know her mum iirc.

RJnomore Fri 05-Sep-14 20:50:59

Ok I watched it andi am still not too clear on what's supposed to have happened with sienna and dodger (kids were fighting over icecream!)

I got that they met and what happened, but can anyone explain why dodger was there with the builder, was it just a massive coincidence?

Trinpy Fri 05-Sep-14 21:03:05

The builder was Dirk. Dirk took Dodger along with him to do some work at the school. So it was quite a big unbelievable coincidence.

IScreamForIceCream Fri 05-Sep-14 21:53:31

But Dirk hated Patrick for what he did to Anna. He'd surely have recognised him.

RJnomore Fri 05-Sep-14 22:08:23

Ah thanks I dont think I was watching it when they all arrived, I've just done some catch up on the wiki and now I've got the idea!

frogbubbles Sat 06-Sep-14 08:50:44

I was so convinced that Patrick was Nicos dad!! He's such a baddie, how long so you think he will keep sienna locked in the school storage room for??

Pandora37 Sat 06-Sep-14 15:31:06

I guess Patrick lied about believing Dodger was dead to keep him away from Sienna. But the whole storyline is stupid. I bet they were originally intending on Patrick being the dad but decided it was too controversial so they quickly changed their minds, but still wanting an incest storyline, decided to go for the next best thing.

Southeastdweller Sun 07-Sep-14 12:42:36

I know it's Hollyoaks, but this crazy Blake family storyline is really insulting to viewers. I agree with Pandora about the likely original reveal which would have been much more plausible and controversial.

EatShitDerek Sun 07-Sep-14 13:40:44

It's just so stupid.

Still say Patrick is lying. How would have found out it was mark. Why did he let her have the child when he knew she had shagged her twin?! Makes no sense.

milkysmum Mon 08-Sep-14 21:32:13

I'm not having it that neither Siena or mark would have recognised each other- utter rubbish! (But I will still be watching) wink

EatShitDerek Mon 08-Sep-14 21:47:06

If brothers sleep with the same person and then that person gets up duffed, won't the paternity test say they are both related to the children but one more than the other?!

The things said 0.00000%

Trinpy Mon 08-Sep-14 23:22:29

That's what I was thinking Derek. Also, how gullible is Freddie that he thinks they can take the swabs for the paternity test in the morning and have the results back by the afternoon?

I hate Roscoe episodes angry .

EatShitDerek Mon 08-Sep-14 23:58:53

I was also thinking if twins had a baby together wouldn't there be complications?

Also find the whole Dodger and Sienna thing a complete fuck up and it is just a joke now as it really isn't possible given the past story's but I will still watch grin

RJnomore Tue 09-Sep-14 08:15:31

Not necessarily complications in the first generation, twin boy/girl will be genetically the same as non twin brother/sister (I think) and there are lots of cases of them having children without a problem. Wasn't there one from America lately where they married and had children and only found out later they were related?

But if the interbreeding goes on in further generations you usually begin to find issues.

For some reason this was an area of interest for me as a teenager hmm

RJnomore Tue 09-Sep-14 08:16:03

Btw which one is the dad I missed it!

Pandora37 Tue 09-Sep-14 10:39:01

You're right RJ being twins wouldn't make any difference as they're genetically no more connected than any other brother and sister, they just happened to share a womb at the same time. But them being twins makes it even more icky I guess.

Trinpy Tue 09-Sep-14 11:01:07

We still don't know RJ. She didn't want to take the test so she made up a fake results letter to show Freddie that said he wasn't the father (I think, I wasn't fully paying attention).

FelixFelix Tue 09-Sep-14 11:20:53

I didn't even think you could do a paternity test on an unborn baby? You probably can but it just seems odd.

EatShitDerek Tue 09-Sep-14 11:38:01

She did the test with on a couple of hours as well.

Freddie is dumb

Pandora37 Tue 09-Sep-14 12:54:14

You can Felix but it has to be done by amniocentesis or CVS so they can analyse DNA from amniotic fluid or the placenta. It does carry a small risk of miscarriage so I don't think many doctors would be willing to do it for that reason alone. It's not like the result is going to change anything as she's not going to terminate so there is absolutely no point in them finding out who the father is now.

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 19:28:53

I knewwww Theresa would be pregnant!

EatShitDerek Wed 10-Sep-14 19:34:41

Pregnant t who?

Trinpy Wed 10-Sep-14 19:39:34

Yeah I thought she would be too. I'm pleased to see Theresa's beauty routine hasn't been too badly affected by her incarceration. I'm sure there can't be many prisoners curl their hair and apply a full face of make-up every morning.

Is anyone else finding the constant product-placement irritating? Vo5 products on every available surface, the massive billboard the other day, and now Trevor has become the official spokesman for Clearblue grin .

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 19:40:22

Wonder what dodger will say!!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 10-Sep-14 19:44:26

grin at Trevor and the Clearblue! 'You can test days before your period is missed'

IScreamForIceCream Wed 10-Sep-14 20:06:45

Agree the product placement is getting a bit too much.

I miss the more innocent days of Max and OB'S love for Banana Bongo flakes sad

Trinpy Wed 10-Sep-14 21:23:57

I was just thinking about the Banana Bongo Flakes this evening! I miss them too sad .

So is Theresa's baby Dodger's then? I can't remember if she slept with anyone else? I would love for it to be Will's, but I think he'd already left the soap when she got pregnant?

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 21:25:08

I think dodger yes

Well was banged up well before

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 21:25:16

Will obv

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 21:25:43

Urgh my not last post but post before seems to have disappeared

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Wed 10-Sep-14 21:26:09

No it's not reappearing hmm

It said

Dodgers I think
Will was banged up way before

Dukketeater Wed 10-Sep-14 21:35:02

Yeh the Vo5 has been pissing me off for months!

EatShitDerek Wed 10-Sep-14 22:04:24

Talking about your escape from prison, while in prison, surrounded by guards?

I thought that would be enough to get you caught

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Thu 11-Sep-14 19:11:35

Oh I do like Myra!

Dukketeater Thu 11-Sep-14 20:02:08

The extensions confused

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Thu 11-Sep-14 20:05:29

Awww but it's myra!

I really wanted dodger to ass Theresa though!

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Thu 11-Sep-14 20:05:40

See not ass

Goodness me

frogbubbles Sun 14-Sep-14 12:39:58

Glad I'm not the only one, getting narked at the v05 placement - it's getting a little bit silly.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 14-Sep-14 13:10:49

I haven't even noticed any vo5 products. Will have to watch out for them now!

EatShitDerek Sun 14-Sep-14 15:42:30

Catching up now. Myras tan and hair grin

Baby really some guards?

bumpiesonamission Mon 15-Sep-14 20:12:21

Oh ffs!!! really?!! ffs fynn!

Southeastdweller Mon 15-Sep-14 20:44:52

New Autumn trailer here

Dukketeater Mon 15-Sep-14 20:55:37

The Finn storyline is fucking me off!

bumpiesonamission Mon 15-Sep-14 21:23:41

Soooo so Maxine really is going to be pregnant FOREVER. How does it work that she is married to Patrick but gets married to dodger?

bumpiesonamission Mon 15-Sep-14 21:23:57

Agree dukk

frogbubbles Mon 15-Sep-14 23:55:50

Thanks for sharing southeast!!! Love hollyoaks trailers, looks amazing as always.... So who dies at this wedding I wonder???

Trinpy Tue 16-Sep-14 00:52:16

Well we know Carmel and Mercedes are leaving, so maybe them? Could be Sonny too? Hopefully Esther. And Vincent can definitely go. I had hoped he'd left for good, but seems he's on his way back...

Southeastdweller Tue 16-Sep-14 08:22:32

Vincent's coming back? shock

I hope at least one of the Roscoe's die - there's too many of them and they don't add anything to the show. Didn't enjoy last weeks Roscoe-centric episodes much.

RJnomore Tue 16-Sep-14 08:30:52

Isn't it still illegal to marry someone if you were married to their father?

Trinpy Tue 16-Sep-14 11:17:55

Yy to the Roscoes dying. Wouldn't be awful if a big tank smashed down their house with all of them in it? grin. Robbie can stay because we need him for the jp/Finn sl, the rest wouldnt be missed.

And sadly, Vincent does return soon, with his amazing acting hmm.

I didn't know that that was illegal RJ. Bit worrying that there was enough of that going on that they needed to make a law against it!

FelixFelix Tue 16-Sep-14 11:26:17

Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about Vincent.

Dukketeater Tue 16-Sep-14 11:28:07

I don't mind the Roscoes except Jason... He is the shittest actor I have ever seen!

FelixFelix Tue 16-Sep-14 13:05:09

Jason and Holly belong together in terrible actor couples hell.

Dukketeater Tue 16-Sep-14 19:31:09

Where was Sonny when the van crashed into Sam and Danny?

Dukketeater Tue 16-Sep-14 19:50:12

Oh man I really hoped it wasn't cameron!

Jbck Wed 17-Sep-14 16:53:37

Oh it was obvious it was Cameron!

Dukketeater Wed 17-Sep-14 17:08:46

Yeh but I hoped thats just what they wanted us to think!

Jbck Wed 17-Sep-14 19:55:29

Ah, the old Hollyoaks double bluff grin

EatShitDerek Wed 17-Sep-14 19:57:50

I love Cameron! He's nice to look at

bumpiesonamission Wed 17-Sep-14 20:00:11

Oh silly silly boy!!!!! Ffs Cameron, do one!

Trinpy Wed 17-Sep-14 20:59:56

I think they've done this storyline a bit too often: innocent person is falsely accused of crime, protests innocence for months; meanwhile real culprit walks around the village looking shifty; guilty person eventually caught; within a week they've all forgetten any of it ever happened. I'm finding it a bit tedious now.

I read something about Finn being found not guilty, does anyone know if this is true?

FelixFelix Thu 18-Sep-14 08:30:06

Still fancy the arse off Cameron, even if he is a dirty murderer.

Dukketeater Thu 18-Sep-14 09:32:17

I'm gutted! I didn't want Sam to be right that he is a nasty piece of work sad

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Thu 18-Sep-14 19:36:39

Oooo just seen the trailer!

RedToothBrush Fri 19-Sep-14 19:13:08

Re train crash annual Hollyoaks cast cull they are bound to throw a couple of unexpecteds in there.

I'm thinking that Phoebe is looking very dispensable as a character as all her friends and Jacqui have now left.

Tegan also looks dispensable now Frasier and her parents have gone.

Carmel and Mercy are supposed to be leaving, but I have a feeling that Carmel is likely to get her own storyline.

I would also say that Diane or Sinead might be at risk, with Tony having to choose between them.

Pretty sure Esther will be safe as she's been set up as a long term character with Esther's Bean.

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Fri 19-Sep-14 19:14:50

Hmm I can't see sinead going personally! As I still think she will end up pregnant from sleeping with ste

Dukketeater Fri 19-Sep-14 19:21:57

Oh Patrick worming his way back in is pissing me off!

AlpacaYourThings Fri 19-Sep-14 20:31:25

Where is Sienna pooing?

Her hair looks remarkably clean considering she has been down there for a week or two so far!

milkysmum Fri 19-Sep-14 22:41:05

Surely Tom will tell someone he found Siena!

Southeastdweller Sun 21-Sep-14 11:08:40

Very good acting from the lad who plays Finn in the episode this week where he lies to Diane about J.P grooming him.

I agree that Tegan looks dispensable but what would they do with her baby? The ladies who play Carmel and Mercy have confirmed they're leaving and I hope Diane/Jacqui Dixon also leaves - how can anyone be so deluded and self-righteous? I feel there's more mileage in the Sinead character.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 23-Sep-14 00:03:34

Tegan's baby has been long forgotten by the writers. If they do remember then Grace and Trev will bring her up - which I reckon has been hinted at a few times.

IScreamForIceCream Tue 23-Sep-14 00:12:08

So Dodger ' s going to suddenly be (sort of) a father of 3? Nico, Teresa ' s baby and then sort of dad to Maxine's too. Hmm.

Dukketeater Wed 24-Sep-14 21:20:26

Is Sonny dead do we think?

Trinpy Wed 24-Sep-14 21:32:42

I hope he is! Not a fan.

I really enjoyed tonight's episode. I liked all the crazy Sienna stuff.

Trinpy Wed 24-Sep-14 21:33:29

It reminded me a bit of when Clare 'died'.

Dukketeater Wed 24-Sep-14 21:41:33

So who is the mcqueen wedding going to be?

Trinpy Wed 24-Sep-14 22:45:01

jp and ste?

AlpacaYourThings Thu 25-Sep-14 18:46:50

Yes, probably John Paul and Ste. Could even be Myra and Dirk...

IScreamForIceCream Thu 25-Sep-14 19:04:52

There was a thing in the DM a heavy hitting periodical about Porsche McQueen ' s wedding. Yup, more McQueens.

Trinpy Thu 25-Sep-14 19:41:43

He's still alive isn't he? sad

Oh yeah, I forgot about the new mcqueens. That makes sense then if one of them is involved in the wedding stuff because I know the other new mcqueen is going to work at the hospital so will be involved in the big bob hostage story.

bumpiesonamission Thu 25-Sep-14 21:40:26

Well if not it's a weird way to just brush it off!

Dukketeater Fri 26-Sep-14 08:18:07

Wtf was that bit at the end of nanna mcqueen doing the lady gaga dance?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 26-Sep-14 19:46:59

Why are Nancy and Darren still together?

They're the worst couple in the history of television and film.

And where are their children??

Trinpy Fri 26-Sep-14 23:29:14

I know! They're awful together. I couldn't understand why Nancy ever decided to take him back.

Tbf, Nancy did say something about Frankie looking after the kids in today's episode - usually they forget the kids exist! I find it very wierd how Tony and Diane's twins are constantly confined to the bedroom. No one ever seems to play with them or let them crawl around the flat etc. Poor fictional kids sad.

bumpiesonamission Sat 27-Sep-14 08:12:32

But we know 'De de' at least is alive albeit with a high temp!!!!

What's the weird interviewy bit about at the beginning and end??

EatShitDerek Sun 28-Sep-14 14:50:42

I'm catching up with it now. So far they are chasing a car with sonny in wearing fluffy hand cuffs

jellybelly701 Mon 29-Sep-14 20:24:12

I know Nancy did wrong but Darren is an evil evil cunt for doing that!

Dukketeater Mon 29-Sep-14 20:24:28

Oh boring... Darren and Sienna again...

Dukketeater Mon 29-Sep-14 20:24:49

I said the same jellybelly

Southeastdweller Mon 29-Sep-14 20:34:00

That nagging cow Nancy isn't good enough for Darren, but haven't seen yet the Friday ep that was on Ch4.

I saw Ziggy tonight on Oxford Street. He was very orange.

Dukketeater Tue 30-Sep-14 18:07:39

I'm so sad BUT...

I looked online and saw wedding pics, looks like its a new mcqueen and Brendan getting married and Teresa is not pregnant in it so she would have had the baby by then!

And Tegan is going to be a new trainee nurse with Lindsay's sister and another new Mcqueen

bumpiesonamission Wed 01-Oct-14 08:26:42

Well they were obviously watching MN as they had the babies out last night!!!

I just want Finn to f-off!

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara Wed 01-Oct-14 10:25:08

I have just finally caught up on the omnibus. The Blakes are really starting to annoy me now. How many times are the writers going to recycle the Sienna-and-Patrick-are-crazy-manipulative-loons storyline?

Dukketeater Thu 02-Oct-14 16:03:14

Place your bets...

What will Diane say???

KatoPotato Thu 02-Oct-14 16:08:18

Well nana McQueen told her to look and see if he was broken. She looked at him there and he was looking rather smug... I think he's going down!!

Dukketeater Thu 02-Oct-14 19:25:55

Teddy looking set to blow, Diane, Tony & Sinead all out... Where are the twins?

RJnomore Thu 02-Oct-14 19:27:28


Trinpy Thu 02-Oct-14 19:53:33

Yay!!!! grin

FelixFelix Thu 02-Oct-14 20:02:34

Well thank fuck for that. If he'd have been found not guilty I think I would have lobbed something at the telly.

bumpiesonamission Thu 02-Oct-14 20:03:51

Finally!!!!!!!!! Woooooop Just Patrick to go now and the silliness is over!!!

Woop for JP

jellybelly701 Sun 05-Oct-14 11:00:46

I think Esther will become a surrogate for grace and Trevor.

Dukketeater Sun 05-Oct-14 11:10:56

Thats what my husband said Jelly

AlpacaYourThings Sun 05-Oct-14 11:12:33

I thought exactly the same jelly could you imagine having Grace and Trevor as parents?!

TheHoundsBitch Sun 05-Oct-14 11:14:57

Esther is defo gonna be a surrogate for Grace and Trev.

TheHoundsBitch Sun 05-Oct-14 11:15:49

I hope they get rid of BigBob soon - hammiest acting ever.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 05-Oct-14 11:19:07

I know! Big Bob is awful! Not in the least bit scary. A pretty pathetic replacement for Fraser

jellybelly701 Sun 05-Oct-14 13:02:18

Hmmm, I don't know. They have shown quite a caring side in this storyline. I don't think they will be the worlds best parents giving that they are gangsters and everything but I don't think they will be the worst either.

Dukketeater Sun 05-Oct-14 21:27:20

I don't think they"ll get the baby for some reason, can't imagine Esther wanting to keep it but can't imagine a storyline where it ends happily for Grace

Onedropoflove Mon 06-Oct-14 08:54:49

What has big bob been on before?

Trinpy Mon 06-Oct-14 09:25:51

I think he was on The Kumars One.

I hope they do do the Esther surrogate story, I think that would be interesting. Another possibility I thought of is that Tegan could die in the lift accident and Grace could bring up Rose?

Dukketeater Mon 06-Oct-14 09:48:43

I think Tegan has been confirmed as staying?

TheSpottedZebra Mon 06-Oct-14 19:28:36

Wtf has gone wrong with my beloved Oaks? It's gone all... hammy. The hospital hostage thing is shaping up to be utter shite, and it's ongoing to get worse when Dodger has All The Babies.

TheSpottedZebra Mon 06-Oct-14 19:36:17

Big Bob is especially crap isn't he? He's meant to be a big scary gangster and he's nicking some tablets from a hospital himself? And quoting Peter Pan?

And I hate hate hate the new characters -Linda's stupid sister and even worse that dreadful doctor (who looks like that doctor from Doctors), who is.... Dennis' s dad /dirk's brother.

Dukketeater Mon 06-Oct-14 20:28:21

Oh god tonights episode was shit!

cogitosum Mon 06-Oct-14 20:30:01

I've found this thread again yay! It disappeared from my I'm on!

cogitosum Mon 06-Oct-14 20:30:34

What did Esther do? I was on holiday. Managed to pick most of it up but not the Esther thing

bumpiesonamission Mon 06-Oct-14 21:25:04

How short is BB!!!

Trinpy Mon 06-Oct-14 21:51:34

cogito - Esther found the money Grace and Trevor were supposed to give Big Bob and bought the cafe with it. Big Bob kidnapped Esther thinking she was Grace because he wanted his money. Grace, Trevor and Freddie went to rescue Esther, Esther hit Big Bob over the head and they all ran away. Grace went to see Esther to say sorry about the mix-up but figured out that Esther took the money. She took ownership of the cafe and is making Esther work there for free until she pays back her debt. Meanwhile, Big Bob is threatening revenge against Esther for knocking him out.

jellybelly701 Tue 07-Oct-14 17:48:18

BB character is shit. Dennis savage would make a more intimidating gangster than him.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 07-Oct-14 19:27:53

Bloody hell, Freddie's acting has actually got worse! That close to death scene was horrific shock

Dukketeater Tue 07-Oct-14 19:28:04

Lol yes he so is!!!

So, new police character arriving then?

TheSpottedZebra Tue 07-Oct-14 20:08:43

I missed it, how did he get shot?
Saw Lindsay at the door, then I literally blinked and he'd been shot.

And that policewoman talks into her phone before it's actually near her face.
Do police use smartphones for comms now, is the radio dead?

jellybelly701 Tue 07-Oct-14 20:27:25

Why did nobody just twat big bob over the head with something heavy? He spent most of episode with his gun down the back of his trousers and waving his arms in the air. There was plenty of opportunities to take the fucker down.

Trinpy Tue 07-Oct-14 21:00:55

Yy jellybelly! It's not like he's so huge and scary! Cameron, etc could easily knock him out.

TheSpottedZebra Dr Grey pushed Lyndsey out of the way and escaped out the door which made Bb shoot his gun and hit Freddie. It was the one good bit of the whole episode.

I know he'll live, but I wish Freddie would just die now.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 07-Oct-14 21:07:30

Thanks Trinpy The one good bit hey? And it was over in a flash and I missed it! sad

I'm not buying the Tegan / Pretty Brother thing.

Have you SEEN what Theresa calls her baby...I'm howling!

Myra-Pocahontas Regina Madonna Savage-McQueen.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 07-Oct-14 21:49:06


AlpacaYourThings Wed 08-Oct-14 00:02:33

grin grin grin

Trinpy Wed 08-Oct-14 11:31:26

That's so funny! grin

dillite Wed 08-Oct-14 12:19:13

*Have you SEEN what Theresa calls her baby...I'm howling!

Myra-Pocahontas Regina Madonna Savage-McQueen.*

Why not just call her "My mother is an idiot"? How would you fill in the forms? Or fit all those names in a passport?

cogitosum Wed 08-Oct-14 20:13:18

I wanted Freddie to die! Wtf was the point in that whole thing if just BB dies they may have well never bothered. It must be the worst siege in soapland!

TheSpottedZebra Wed 08-Oct-14 21:33:10

Is anyone else watching Scott and Bailey? Jacqui McQueen actress is on, and she looks oddly like... A brunette Leela.

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:08:48

I'm a bit behind.

So far Ziggy is half a sumo sat in a lift with Tegan

Big Bob isn't big and I'm sure if Tom was there he could take BB out... What's stopping the rest. He is soooo small and annoying

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:15:05

grin Freddie's just got shot face grin grin

It was more like a just shot his load face grin

RJnomore Wed 08-Oct-14 22:20:44

Freddie only really has too facial expressions - startled and constipated.

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:21:37

As he's laid in the floor talking to Lyndsey, he looks like he has hay fever.

passmethewineplease Wed 08-Oct-14 22:26:33

Oh God who decided it was a good idea to cast 'big Bob"shock

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:27:18

Think they realised quickly that he was pointless so made a huge pointless scene to get rid of him

TheHoundsBitch Wed 08-Oct-14 22:28:07

Freddie was acting really hard just then wasn't he? grin

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:29:35

He always looks like he is about to sneeze

TheHoundsBitch Wed 08-Oct-14 22:33:46

Lol. I could tell how hard he was acting by the fact his eyes were completely shut. Not just squinting like when he tells Lindsey he loves her.

EatShitDerek Wed 08-Oct-14 22:35:14

Oh lord, the crying face! grin

I couldn't take his heart felt conversation with Joe seriously!

I expected him to say 'Joe, I'm the dad' and then die

TheHoundsBitch Wed 08-Oct-14 22:54:23

I wish that had happened. So badlly.
I don't understand how they have such terrible actors in hollyoaks. Even Patrick, who was fine when he was in Holby is a panto villain in 'oaks.

TheSpottedZebra Wed 08-Oct-14 23:22:16

Apart from Jacqui - she was ace.

And now Camel is going, the average standard of acting will drop even more!

TheSpottedZebra Wed 08-Oct-14 23:22:50


Trinpy Wed 08-Oct-14 23:47:12

Sinead takes a pregnancy test soon.

What a surprise...

HalleLouja Thu 09-Oct-14 11:30:02

I loved Jacqui she was fab. She really could act and so could Brendan. There must have been a few more over the years. Really there must have been........

jellybelly701 Thu 09-Oct-14 11:46:30

I didn't think Freddie's acting was that bad, I've seen worse.

I'm glad Esther is going to be a surrogate for Grace and Trevor, for some unknown reason I really want things to work out for them.

Also how hard was teagan and ziggy going at it for the cables of the lift to break like that? grin

306235388 Thu 09-Oct-14 19:16:26

Someone catch me up?

Last bits I've seen

Patrick rescuing sienna having locked her up - why is he not now locked up?
Finn being found guilty of rape - saw John Paul destroying a tape but don't know what??
Freddie and Peris dad fighting in sumo suits .

So basically I've seen bits and pieces but am totally lost.

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 19:23:54

Why is Tegan being all medical?
Does that mean that He Will Die?

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 19:24:39

Oh, I meant to do some dun dun duns for the suspense there but I forgot.

306235388 Thu 09-Oct-14 19:26:05

Also didn't Maxine find the camera on the boat?

Is Teagan a nurse? Since when. Isn't Leela medically trained given she's a firefighter??

misstiredbuthappy Thu 09-Oct-14 19:27:18

Freddies eyebrows and eyes are all over tge show confused

I hope Ziggy and Tegan end up together !

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 19:28:30

Right 306...

Dennis had bought a consignment of teddy bears that also had webcams. Yes.
One spotted Tony and Sinead getting it on. Myra recorded it I think. But then Diane cried to JR as her life is quite tough right now, what with Finn, and JP felt sorry for her and destroyed the tape so that Mrs could not show her her daughter and husband together.

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 19:31:40

Freddie and Cameron (p's dad) both love Leela.
The fighting thing was them jostling for her attention, but really was just a plot device to get them both in the place of the worst siege in the world, ever.

Did you manage to catch that? It was award winning stuff, surely.

And weren't 2 people supposed to die.... ..... ........ ... . . ?

Dukketeater Thu 09-Oct-14 19:56:27

Ziggy and Cameron not Freddie!

Well Big Bob died and I think Ziggy will...

cogitosum Thu 09-Oct-14 20:14:40

Maybe Freddie will suddenly die after seeming to recover. That's happened before hasn't it? I'd much prefer Freddie to die than ziggy

bumpiesonamission Thu 09-Oct-14 20:14:52

I might be going a bit EastEnders here but does anyone think there maybe an awful storyline about swapped babies, paternity, Patrick kicking off???

bumpiesonamission Thu 09-Oct-14 20:15:16

cog, that happened to Tom's mum

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 20:22:39

Oh bullocks, ZIGGY. I always get the oldest 3 brothers mixed up.

Yeah he might yet die. Esp if Tegan is his best chance of medical attention.
They've not offed anyone from that family yet, so maybe it's about time?

Also, we need to get our mourning over and done with quickly as there are more deaths a-coming with the train thing.

misstiredbuthappy Thu 09-Oct-14 20:35:47

Whens maxine due ? Shes been preggers for 2 years.

306235388 Thu 09-Oct-14 22:27:44

Thanks zebra

What's the train thing?

TheSpottedZebra Thu 09-Oct-14 23:10:32

It's their 'big autumn spectacular'. A train crashes at a wedding (?).
There will be blood.

RJnomore Thu 09-Oct-14 23:37:41

Zebra, I thought Freddie and Ziggy were the same character for a good few years - only realised they weren't relatively recently!

I did wonder why sometimes there was a scar in his eyebrow and sometimes their wasn't...

306235388 Fri 10-Oct-14 08:18:09

A road traffic related disaster at a wedding? That's original.

306235388 Fri 10-Oct-14 08:20:58

Argh not road traffic obviously a crash is what I meant!!

Max, Rhys, van doors falling from the Sky

Onedropoflove Fri 10-Oct-14 17:42:44

Shocking acting from all of them. They want sacking.

Onedropoflove Fri 10-Oct-14 17:43:56

By the way do we know who's the baby is?

Dukketeater Fri 10-Oct-14 19:49:36

Maxine getting the blame for the hit and run?

Patrick will survive?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 14-Oct-14 08:17:59

Ooooo, a Minniver sister being set up for an attempted murder she didn't commit because someone else is in love with her bloke?

What a totally fresh, original, new plot. We've not had that before!!

Ah, no. Wait a sec. Yes, we have. We had the exact same plot with Mitzee/Mercedes/Riley.

Still, recycling is good for the environment, yes??

Dukketeater Tue 14-Oct-14 10:45:02

I keep losing this thread!

306235388 Tue 14-Oct-14 19:25:16

Mark hasnt forgotten he met sienna and got her pregnant 14 years ago has he???

TheSpottedZebra Tue 14-Oct-14 19:30:01

306 - yes!

Right, that episode was the utter shite. And Teresa has only been back 2 mins and shes already lip biting. Wtaf?

306235388 Tue 14-Oct-14 19:31:56

Zebra - oh did everyone know that already??

Trinpy Tue 14-Oct-14 21:07:17

I'm so confused. Has Patrick realised that it was Sienna who ran him over? Has he forgotten that he was just about to get her sectioned?

Dukketeater Wed 15-Oct-14 21:15:14

Mental Sienna

AlpacaYourThings Thu 16-Oct-14 19:10:05

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^^ boak emoticons!

FFS, why is Sienna lying about sleeping with Dodger?

Dukketeater Thu 16-Oct-14 20:27:28

Because she is mental!

Pandora37 Mon 20-Oct-14 19:49:51

I can't believe I'm admitting this but....I think I'm starting to find Freddie quite attractive shock blush (hangs head in shame). I enjoy his mad swivel eyes and crap acting, I'd miss him if he left.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 20-Oct-14 21:11:05

Freddie's a bit of a teddy-bear.

He'd do a good hug.

Sex would be a bit scary though. Imagine getting right into it and you look up and his bunny caught in headlight eyes are staring back at you.

Trinpy Mon 20-Oct-14 21:37:43

Pandora I normally hate Freddie but I surprised myself by fancying him a tiny bit in today's c4 episode. Then he started 'acting' and it was gone again.

Trinpy Mon 20-Oct-14 21:38:27

He really needs to stop that weird squinty crying thing too.

KatoPotato Mon 20-Oct-14 21:42:47


I have an e4 question. Permission to proceed?

Dukketeater Mon 20-Oct-14 21:48:16

I watch E4 so I'm up for the question!

KatoPotato Mon 20-Oct-14 21:52:55

Did Teegan and Ziggy do more than kiss in the lift?

Jbck Mon 20-Oct-14 21:56:14

Moi aussi?

Jbck Mon 20-Oct-14 21:56:47

Ooh they did the deed alright!

KatoPotato Mon 20-Oct-14 22:12:05

Oooft. There you go eh? Clatty.

KatoPotato Mon 20-Oct-14 22:17:47

Nice to hear a FRANKIE! from jack. It's been a while...

Pandora37 Mon 20-Oct-14 22:37:08

KingJoffreys hahahaha now that would be very scary! Even so, in today's C4 episode I was still urging Sinead to ditch Tony and get back with Freddie, despite the prospect of scary bug eyed sex.

Trinpy I'm so glad it's not just me. I've never remotely looked at Freddie that way yet in today's episode I started to think he's actually quite fanciable. I wonder what it was about today's episode that did it?

bumpiesonamission Wed 22-Oct-14 20:19:35

I'm sorry but in all the "what not to do after you've killed someone" manuals, does it not say " never put flowers on your victim's grave?!!

And why the hell is Derek's dad coming in?

And please let's end this Sienna madness and not go down the path of "Teresa is mad give the crazy bint the baby" path

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 22-Oct-14 20:25:08

What kind of lunch involves boiling a pot of water and no other cooking?

And I reckon it's Carmel messing with Teresa. Not Sienna.

Trinpy Wed 22-Oct-14 23:34:38

My favourite bit of today's episode was:

Theresa looking as normal, perfect make-up, hair styled, etc, yawns slightly.

Sienna: You looked wiped out!

hmm grin

cogitosum Thu 23-Oct-14 19:42:21

Watching yesterday's e4.

Did Trevor kill Leanne then? I remember the death scene but not how it happened.

And teagan at the dr... 2 weeks along? Eh? So she is currently in the process of conception?

TheSpottedZebra Thu 23-Oct-14 19:57:25

That bomb plo9y was ridiculous. Steve and Doug had just got back together again and were going away. As a leaving present, Sinead stole a bag (from Trevor), that she thought was full of money. But it had a bomb in it and it went off, killing Doug, Leanne (a few days later), er and maybe some others.
Claire had something to do with it as well and wasn't she after Mercedes?

See there are so many spectacular death story lines that you forget about them instantly. And we have the annual cull coming soon with the train thing...

TheSpottedZebra Thu 23-Oct-14 19:57:56

Oh the Tegan thing -really??????

FelixFelix Thu 23-Oct-14 20:26:35


KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 23-Oct-14 21:12:41

Train thing?

There's a train thing?

Do they even have trains in Hollyoaks?

Does it de-rail by fecking miles?

AlpacaYourThings Thu 23-Oct-14 21:15:34

Is Trevor Leanne's dad?

cogitosum Fri 24-Oct-14 21:05:35

Kingjoffrey you're right! Whenever anyone leaves they get a bus!

FelixFelix Fri 24-Oct-14 21:06:03

Anyone watched tonight's e4? Phoebe WTF

Dukketeater Fri 24-Oct-14 21:22:42

I knew she was up to something!

FelixFelix Fri 24-Oct-14 21:28:30

The shifty eyes gave it away

EatDereksCorpse Sun 26-Oct-14 11:35:38

I'm catching up with it now!

Tegan and zingy should be together. Or Tegan dies and Grace and Trever get Rose

EatDereksCorpse Sun 26-Oct-14 11:42:13

Dennis' dad?! grin

Are they taking the piss

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 27-Oct-14 22:18:24

How has Blessing gone from being savvy and streetwise to being a complete wet numpty?

Really? She hands over a wadge of cash to a man at a desk for surgery (despite nothing even remotely medical in the room), packs a bag and goes back to decrepit office building expecting not to be ripped off??



No receipt. No paperwork. Nothing.


Was that supposed to be just an episode filler?

Pheobe's annoying me to. Flitting from being as hard as nails and really cool and then acting like a wimpy child in front of Sonny.

And Freddie is still alive. Why? Why has that happened? He was being looked after by Dr Lyndsey Imcompetent. Perfect chance to give him the boot.

Pandora37 Tue 28-Oct-14 23:16:30

I'm glad Freddie's still in it...my mad moment of fancying him has yet to disappear. shock

Dukketeater Wed 29-Oct-14 19:32:48

Yeh I thought the blessing thing was naff but they needed a way to give her the boot!

TheSpottedZebra Wed 29-Oct-14 19:44:25

Is that her gone then? Poor her, great actress but it's like they just couldn't be bothered with her in the end and they gave her shitty non stories.

Dukketeater Wed 29-Oct-14 19:54:41

It must be that the optakesforever in real life and theycouldn't be botheredtowait

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 29-Oct-14 19:58:39

I'm sick of Ste with his Great Father/Shit Father, Great Husband/Philandering Fuckwit, Responsible Business Owner/Drug Dealer, Naice Knitted Jumper Which Matches My Boyfriends/Chavvy Tracksuit Which Matches Vicky Pollard's backwards and forwards crap.

Either sort yourself out or decline into a waster. Make up your mind. Then piss off.

I used to like him. Now I just find him irritating.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 29-Oct-14 20:01:39

Is that her gone then? Poor her, great actress but it's like they just couldn't be bothered with her in the end and they gave her shitty non stories.

Dennis is leaving.

Still hoping she comes back, they have a great big fluffy white wedding and run off happily into the sunset.

Just once. With one couple. ^Please, Hollyoaks.

Those too are nice, as well. I'd like them to be happy.

Trinpy Wed 29-Oct-14 21:00:17

I know she's very popular with viewers, everyone seems to love her, but I can't stand Blessing. The way she talks irritates me. I hope she's gone for good but I think she'll end up coming back.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 29-Oct-14 21:10:43

No, I hate Blessing too Trinpy. She is really bloody annoying!!

FelixFelix Wed 29-Oct-14 21:25:05

Joffrey grin

Where the hell have the McQueens got all of these cars from? First Carmel drives off somewhere, then the rest of them follow in another separate car. I'm sure they all usually catch that one bus everywhere.

Trinpy Wed 29-Oct-14 21:58:51

I thought I was the only one Alpaca. I think she's been a crap girlfriend to Dennis too. The poor bloke's wife has only been dead a year -1 year! - a she's whining on that he hasn't got over her yet hmm.

Yy Felix they all have cars except for when they leave the village for good which is when they take The Bus. And there is only one road out of the village, aka the road of death.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 29-Oct-14 22:06:21

No, DH can't stand her either. You're right, she as treated Dennis really badly!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 30-Oct-14 19:02:41

Blessing is still in the beginning bit.

Where is Patrick during this McQueen malarkey? Has he not recovered from his four bruises?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 30-Oct-14 19:03:55

The McQueens spend a lot of their time on those chunky blue police station sofas, don't they?


cogitosum Fri 31-Oct-14 19:45:11

I'm so bored of Ste ring a druggie then not then a druggie etc

TheSpottedZebra Fri 31-Oct-14 20:30:57

See, Patrick took a while to recover from his serious bruises, but JP snorted caustic soda, was poorly on a ventilator, then walking around at home all in 24 hours.

Hard as nails, that one.

TheSpottedZebra Fri 31-Oct-14 20:31:35

And I don't like Locky /Lacky

KatoPotato Fri 31-Oct-14 21:05:58

Patrick's four bruises made me actually laugh out loud!!

Trinpy Fri 31-Oct-14 22:10:30

Yy zebra - in the time it took Ste to pack a suitcase jp went from just 'stable' to running around the village. The way he leapt up from his hospital bed minutes after regaining consciousness was truly miraculous.

bumpiesonamission Tue 04-Nov-14 12:25:19

Aargg what is latch-key doing?

EatDereksCorpse Tue 04-Nov-14 15:17:27

I think I'm 4 episodes behind. I just don't have that interest in it anymore

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 04-Nov-14 20:25:58

The train crash looks cracking.

They do disaster/death incredibly well. And everyone's over it in a day and on to knew dramas.

Have you seen the trailer?


EatShitDezza Tue 04-Nov-14 20:51:03

Haven't seen it.

I like it when that car door squashed that blonde bitch

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 04-Nov-14 21:30:12

I reckon Dodger will die.

And Mercedes.

Teresa will be injured and Sienna will run off with Myra-Pocahontas-FooFoo-PomPom. Or whatever her name is.

bumpiesonamission Wed 05-Nov-14 19:59:36

ok, I may be crazy but do we think Grace and the lesbian(can't remember her name) at gona get it on??

bumpiesonamission Wed 05-Nov-14 19:59:55

Esther, I meant Esther!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 05-Nov-14 20:23:30

Nah. She likes big, strong men.

Esther is the exact opposite of Trev.

So, yes. They probably will!!


AlpacaYourThings Wed 05-Nov-14 21:42:43

Ooh good one bumpies, didn't see that but it is quite likely isn't it!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 05-Nov-14 22:13:35

Oooo, did you see her at the end getting all aroused because Esther had cake mix all over her face?

Health and Safety, anyone?

Poor Trev. First he loses his fish. Now Grace.


KatoPotato Mon 10-Nov-14 17:29:19

Any train crash spoliers?

Trinpy Mon 10-Nov-14 20:25:33

I think Carmel dies.

Maxine has her baby which Patrick delivers and then takes back to HO village. I think he probably tells people Maxine is dead but she isn’t.

I expect Sonny will die too.

EatShitDezza Mon 10-Nov-14 20:29:16

Dodger saying 'I want to do that family thing'

It was really robotic grin

I agree with Patrick lying about Maxine been dead. Why do people only contact others just as sienna walks in so she can get rid?

AlpacaYourThings Mon 10-Nov-14 20:32:23

Yes, Patrick helps to deliver the baby and then when Maxine starts haemorrhaging he leaves her and then tells everyone that Maxine died in childbirth.

EatShitDezza Mon 10-Nov-14 20:35:38

What I don't understand is why Nancy agreed when Maxine said Sienna can take her.

If I were Nancy Id be like 'you fucking ain't, I will you loon'

Trinpy Mon 10-Nov-14 20:37:20

Dh and I laughed a lot when Dodger suddenly woke up and started shouting at Carmel to stay away from Theresa's kids. Errm...you just decided to be part of this family about 5 minutes ago, maybe a bit soon to be doing protective dad/stepdad routine?

I've also heard that Sienna kidnaps Dodger. Someone's got to kidnap someone, or its not HO.

EatShitDezza Mon 10-Nov-14 20:38:12

Sienna has a hostage but no idea who.

I thought it was a baby

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 20:45:10

Dh and I laughed a lot when Dodger suddenly woke up and started shouting at Carmel to stay away from Theresa's kids.

Dodger always loved KathleenAngel, though.

I'm very excited about tomorrow and Wednesdays offerings.

I reckon they might do a 'surprise' after the event death. So someone seems fine but dies shortly afterwards from hidden injuries.

They did it with Jono, Doug and the blonde fire twin.

EatShitDezza Mon 10-Nov-14 20:49:22

The whole 'traaaaaain' shout made me laugh.

They could have got out and walked off the rails in plenty of time. Even drove off it!

TheSpottedZebra Mon 10-Nov-14 21:02:07

Right, Dodger did a big significant 'speech' aabout family, so that means that something must happen to him. And he mentioned faaaamily. But Nico doesn't yet know that he's her dad. So he can't die without that coming out, as surely we won't be robbed of that scene. So... If Sienna has a hostage, I reckon it's Dodger. She's having another unhinged moment, isn't she?

The other one to have odd moments in that episode is Mercedes. In the church she was all nice, then she did all the yelling at Carmel. So I reckon she dies. Plus they have he new loud and brash McQueen so she's redundant, and what else can her character realistically do? She's done it all. And we know she's going. I wonder if she'll have another moment with her and Camel, where she sacrifices herself somehow for her nicer sister? I hope Phoebe doesn't die as she's lovely.

Teresas only just back, so maybe she just came back for a bit? So she dies, leaving the kids to Carmel. Who doesn't die.

For a bit, and then dies.

TheSpottedZebra Mon 10-Nov-14 21:03:37

Ooh, imagine if an unexpected vehicle door becomes the new hollyoaks trademark killer?

So, we've had a van door, now we have a train door?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 21:06:07

Teresa randomly mentioned 'Bobbeh' recently.

I'm wondering if all of this baby/birthing/stealing stuff brings out her maternal side and she pisses off to see him.

John Paul made a big 'I love you' voicemail to Ste, so maybe it'John Paul who dies. In the trailet he looks very much like he's lying in a coffin.

shakinstevenslovechild Mon 10-Nov-14 21:11:17

I hope its Theressa and her weird bitey lip habit, but I suspect it will be the bride (Porsche?) then her husband will seek comfort in the shape of John Paul and Ste will catch them at it. It could be Myra though.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 21:14:22

Myra and Mercedes both make it off the train relatively unharmed.

I've noticed Porsche is not in the beginning bit yet. Maybe she dies?

TheSpottedZebra Mon 10-Nov-14 21:20:17

Right, have you heard of FKA Twigs? She's a music person and is appara dating R Patz...
Don't you think she looks like Teresa? Even tho Twigs is mixed race and Teresa is blonde and fair?

Pleeeeease say that someone else sees it?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 21:29:37

Just googled FKATwigs (hadn't heard of her until today) and yes, I see it.

Something about her jaw.

Trinpy Mon 10-Nov-14 21:31:11

It would be weird to introduce a new character and then kill them off straight away wouldn't it? Same with Theresa, they went to so much effort to bring her back, it would be pointless (but much appreciated wink) if they killed her off now.

And yes King, I suppose you are right. But Dodger's involvement in Kathleen and Myra-P's lives has been pretty patchy, hasn't it? He only bonded with Kathleen because Theresa kept dumping her on him, and he hasn't had anything to do with her for the past 9 months+.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 21:35:07

They brought Claire Devine back for about 20 minutes though...

...And then ran her over with a car.

I'm wondering if they go home and find Nana dead.

Trinpy Mon 10-Nov-14 21:53:55

Yeah but she was a returning character. I mean, they may well do it, but I think it would be a pointless death after setting up her character and this open relationship she has with Lockie, which has loads of potential for love triangle storylines.

Btw, is Silas still alive somewhere?

shakinstevenslovechild Mon 10-Nov-14 21:59:13

I'm not sure about Silas, he only had a few months to live when he left didn't he (I might have made that up)

I never thought about Nana it could well be.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 22:19:08

Well, she's had numerous strokes.

They wouldn't let her on the train because Train Wedding Buffet Food is so damn deadly.

Waved her off all cheerfully...


TheSpottedZebra Mon 10-Nov-14 23:11:22

Yay, you see the Twigs /Teresa resemblance!

Silas is/was alive. Last seen looking creepy on a bus.
Ooh, good call re Nana, she could die.

Trinpy Mon 10-Nov-14 23:25:53

Thanks, I completely forgot that he didn't have long to live.

If Nana died that would make a good shock death. I think only 2 die on the train crash.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 09:04:32

Apparently Freddie Roscoe murders someone shortly.

Dodger, Dennis, Carmel and Mercedes are all leaving. Might be one of them.

I was under the impression that Dennis was going down for murdering Frazer Black. But now I'm not sure.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 11-Nov-14 11:53:17

Maybe Dennis finds out about Freddie killing Fraser and so F kills him?

Trinpy Tue 11-Nov-14 13:38:44

whoever it is has all their family turn against them, so most likely to be either Carmel or Mercedes. Unless another character is leaving who we don't know about yet. Grace finds out about Freddie murdering Fraser, but she doesn't have a family to turn against her!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 18:42:39

I'm ever so excited.


TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 19:12:09

Anyone watching?

I think we might get the Dodger Nico dad reveal soon....

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 19:15:21

I'm watching!!!

I have wine and chocolate coins. Is like Christmas in my lounge.

(Except that I'm alone, there's no tree and I still have to do the ironing.)

TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 19:18:22

So, any more thoughts on who gets to be deaded?

I vote dead Dodger, and poss Phoebe.
Is Kathleen angel in the train or did she go home?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 19:18:43

And the cat has just puked on the carpet.

But, quite frankly, it can stay there until the end of Hollyoaks.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 19:19:03

Oh and Mercedes, see, she was all brave and nice there.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 19:19:30

Yeah, you're busbusy right now.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 19:22:04

Tired? Ruh-roh. ..

TheHoundsBitch Tue 11-Nov-14 19:27:52

Right. wtf is going on? I've missed an episode somehow! Was there a late night one or something?
<annoyed with Sky planner>

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 19:29:32

Nico is so dead.

Her name was at the top of the cast list. All she did was lie face down.

And I don't reckon we've seen the last of Sonny...

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 19:30:54

Carmel, Nico and Nanna.

Dennis next week.

And someone else will choke it before Christmas.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 19:31:27

Anyone else got panda eyes, btw?

If not then can I blame the wine?

EatShitDezza Tue 11-Nov-14 19:47:23

Did anyone notice Mercedes sit on JP?! grin

TheHoundsBitch Tue 11-Nov-14 19:52:44

I welled up a little bit... blush

EatShitDezza Tue 11-Nov-14 19:54:48

Will JP ever get a break?!

That's the best acting from her who plays Theresa that I've ever seen.

Still think it's very silly that they were allowed on a burning train that could blow again at any moment

Trinpy Tue 11-Nov-14 20:01:33

I cried blush.

King for some reason Nico is always top of the cast list. I only notice this because the actress who plays her has a veeery posh name.

I thought the stunts were.really well done.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 11-Nov-14 20:09:47

Maxine had a nice quick birth, didn't she.

Minimal pain, no breaking waters, blood, umbilical cord or pesky placenta to dispose of.

Very nice. Totally made up for having to do it in a shed with Mr NutNut.

TheSpottedZebra Tue 11-Nov-14 20:22:49

Handy that Leela was on duty, heh?
But Lindsay not in the hospital, so i predict that her sister and Dennis ' s dad will have to do all the medical work. Someone else has to die in hospital. I reckon Mercedes.

Plus, we have not yet had the flying flying train door scene that I predicted, so we have more deaths to come. Other than that, I called it basically 100% wrong, didn't I?

AlpacaYourThings Tue 11-Nov-14 20:31:36

Amazing that they didn't call for a paramedic or a fireman to see if they could et her out f the wreckage.

Carmel: I think I'm dying
Family: Ok cool, shall we just tell you a story then?

FelixFelix Wed 12-Nov-14 12:24:16

I just watched 4 episodes! It really annoyed me that Carmel was dying and they just sat around and didn't call anyone to help. So bizarre.

Sarkymare Wed 12-Nov-14 13:35:23

Just caught up with the last two episodes.

My theory is nico will need some sort of transplant. Patrick and sienna won't be a match so that leaves dodger. Cue a big reveal about him being the father and nico still probably dying anyway.

FelixFelix Wed 12-Nov-14 13:49:54

Sarkymare that is a good theory!

bumpiesonamission Wed 12-Nov-14 14:44:04

What really bugs me is that Nico was adopted then put in care. No-one seems worried about who has parental responsibility??!

iamsofuckingfurious Wed 12-Nov-14 19:06:28

You are a genius sarky grin

AlpacaYourThings Wed 12-Nov-14 19:09:43

Haha, sarky looks like you are going to be right!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 19:12:46

And I was totally wrong about Nana!!


So Sonny and Carmel. That it? Really??

I want more. Shock me, Hollyoaks!!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 12-Nov-14 19:30:08

We haven't seen Sonny's body yet, have we?

TheSpottedZebra Wed 12-Nov-14 19:32:02

Sarky you are so good at the Oaks predictions! And i am so, so crap.

How is Lindsay still at work, or there again. She has been sacked so many times. Still, she's obvs a great Dr, as once again a patient went from being on a ventilator, to being conscious and talking in minutes. And they have a great lab too, they managed those tests on Sienna and Dodger so very quickly.

Sarkymare Wed 12-Nov-14 19:40:04

I haven't watched it yet. Just how right was I? grin

iamsofuckingfurious Wed 12-Nov-14 19:49:47

since its a spoilers thread....

Nico has one kidney that has problems now. Dodger has been tested and isn't a match but Nico wants her dad, Sienna then told Dodger he is the father. Not sure what's going to happen with the old kidney thing now though.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 19:54:39

Sonny is gone from the intro.

Clearly they didn't have enough ketchup fake blood and bruising for us to catch a quick glimpse of his body.

He may crop up again in a Dirty Den fashion next time there's a McQueen plot lull though.

Celine is very sweet. And has a career. What's that about?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 19:57:12

Someone's murdered next week.

Whichever randomer is killed will be a perfect match. It'll be Mercedes so there can be a nice, "OMFG! You killed my sister and now want my other sister's kidney? Get fucked!" moment before they decide as a family to do the right thing.


Sarkymare Wed 12-Nov-14 19:58:12

Oooh I would love to be treated at dee valley hospital. They are just so damn quick.

If we haven't seen sonny's body does that mean he isn't really dead?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 20:02:15

Two bodies were wheeled away from the wreckage. Very near each other so not likely the driver.

Zebrasinpyjamas Wed 12-Nov-14 20:41:18

We saw the driver being helped out so definitely not him that is dead. I was watching for that in case we got short changed and he counted as one if the deaths!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 21:04:43

I was watching for that in case we got short changed and he counted as one if the deaths!

Smart thinking.


I am feeling a bit short changed though. The train fecking EXPLODINATED! Surely they could've drummed up a bit more drama for their viewers??

Zebrasinpyjamas Wed 12-Nov-14 21:18:57

I agree.the first half with the spooky silence was amazing.... And then the second half was justCarmel lying down withno apparent injuries other than smudged make up. Who knew that was fatal! Meanwhile her family casually wandered in and out of a train wreck I still cried when she died though

FelixFelix Wed 12-Nov-14 22:43:44

Minnie Minniver? Am I hearing that right?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 22:51:33

Minnie, yes.

Named after the car she almost died in.

Lucky it wasn't a Golf. Golf Minniver.


FelixFelix Wed 12-Nov-14 22:58:33

I didn't even make the connection!! grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 12-Nov-14 23:07:27

Well, I assume that's where she got it from...


She might just like the name. Might be nowt to do with the car and the crash.

TheSpottedZebra Wed 12-Nov-14 23:30:15


Maybe the baby will be a Blake so she's ensuring that her name carries on?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 13-Nov-14 00:36:08

Someone new is arriving.

Shane. Coming this month. Hoping it's not another Roscoe, McQueen or the yawnfest that it the Cunninghams.

TheSpottedZebra Thu 13-Nov-14 00:43:21

He'd better not be another bloody gangster either.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 13-Nov-14 02:45:42

Remember this?

Now this is a proper Hollyoaks drama:


They won't beat that one.

Got to love Bart's smile. He'd be awesome playing The Joker.

TheHoundsBitch Thu 13-Nov-14 12:33:09

Oh, god. Bart was such a dick. I'd forgotten about him! Maddies death was the best ever.
I miss Brendan and Jackie sad

HalleLouja Thu 13-Nov-14 13:59:00

The scene with Rhys and Jacquie I seem to remember was amazing. She was such a good actress. It was brilliant when they killed off Maddie.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 13-Nov-14 15:12:49

I miss Brendan and Jackie.

If it's any consolation they're a couple in real life and no doubt continuing to be awesome.


FelixFelix Thu 13-Nov-14 16:09:02

I love Brendan so much. I really wish they would bring him back sad

TheHoundsBitch Thu 13-Nov-14 16:57:46

I knowww! Stendan was the hottest best love story they've ever done sad

TheHoundsBitch Thu 13-Nov-14 17:00:13

I want Mitzeeeeeeee back too, actually.

FelixFelix Thu 13-Nov-14 17:03:10

I'd like her back too!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Thu 13-Nov-14 18:54:31

I'm ready for today's 'aftermath'.

Sadly upstairs on a laptop as my lounge has been taken over by children playing Minecraft..!

Trinpy Thu 13-Nov-14 19:19:22

Perfect head control from that 3 month old newborn.

I miss Mitzeee too. Would love for her to come back.

AlpacaYourThings Thu 13-Nov-14 20:52:42

Is Mercedes going to die or go to live with Jacqui?

HalleLouja Thu 13-Nov-14 21:12:57

I was missing Anne aka Mitzee the other day. She was fab.

EatShitDezza Thu 13-Nov-14 21:16:02

Either a Jono death or Freddie kills her.

I saw a spoiler and who ever Freddie kills says they are going on holiday or something

TheSpottedZebra Thu 13-Nov-14 21:19:33

I saw that, Dezza. And no one misses the dead person for a bit as their family think they're on holiday.
So, does she sod off to visit Jacqui but never makes it?

I'd forgotten all about Michela until today's episode. And are bart, Teresa, Porsche and the other one siblings or just cousins (apart from the new 2)?

TheSpottedZebra Thu 13-Nov-14 21:21:12

But then it could be Jono style, as she did a fair bit of stomach clutching today. Then some reminiscing.
Surely she's Dead McQueen Walking at this point?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 14-Nov-14 01:56:38

Mercedes turned on Teresa a bit lively, didn't she?

One minute they're all sticking together as a family, a short conversation with JP about rollerskates and suddenly Teresa is Enemy #1.


I must've blinked and missed something..!

Trinpy Fri 14-Nov-14 12:01:27

I thought they were keeping her alive for a possible return, but she's got death written all over her.

I didn't get why she suddenly turned against Theresa either.

FelixFelix Fri 14-Nov-14 12:55:48

I'm not 100% why she had a go at Theresa either?

EachandEveryone Fri 14-Nov-14 17:04:16

Me neither. Summat about her giving Carmel the clap.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 14-Nov-14 19:13:29

Not the biggest hostage scenario.

Quick wander around an old building then home in time for tea...

TheSpottedZebra Fri 14-Nov-14 19:22:02

So Patrick knew that his estranged twins had had a baby, pretended to not know one twin, then in an effort to keep it all quiet, moved to the exact same same town that boy twin lived in?

Mercedes - stop it!!

FelixFelix Fri 14-Nov-14 19:56:03


iamsofuckingfurious Fri 14-Nov-14 20:40:37

As much as I like Maxine, surely nobody is so stupid to believe their violent, emotionally abusive ex with a phone call like that.

I can't believe Sienna lost her virginity for 'you smell like melons and chocolate'. Dodger was the last of the great romantics even as a teenager.

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Sat 15-Nov-14 08:23:28

Theresa is actually half sister to some of the mcqueens I think jacqui carmel and Mercedes

God knows about Bart and the new two

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Sat 15-Nov-14 08:25:15

Oh and Theresa gave carmel an std via Calvin causing her to be unable to have her own children as it went untreated

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Sat 15-Nov-14 10:17:31

Teresa's apparently going to have issues during surgery.

The Maxine/Patrick games are boring me out of my skull. I wanted to punch Maxine myself when she fell for all that bullshit last night.

Trinpy Sat 15-Nov-14 10:26:08

What's confusing though is that Mercedes has known about the sti thing for around a year now and has never been the least bit bothered about it. Quick chat with jp about rollerskates and suddenly she's furious about it confused.

I think they were just trying to find a quick way to get the mcqueens to turn against her so she can be killed off.

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Sat 15-Nov-14 10:32:25

I think it was ment to be her realising if Theresa hadn't been with Calvin. Had his baby and stopped carmel from having any herself then carmel would have been happy and none of the stuff with stealing Kathleen angel and sonny would have happen so carmel would be alive

EatShitDezza Sat 15-Nov-14 17:00:33

But the crash had nothing to do with Sonny. It was sienna driving the car. Either way Carmel was going die.

You know, with her not getting treated and left to lay in a burning train with Her family around with no idea what actually killed her

3pigsinblanketsandasausagerole Sat 15-Nov-14 17:04:42

Although you could argue had he not been on the train she might not have been at that part and might have got out with the others....

Sarkymare Sat 15-Nov-14 17:12:13

She sacrificed herself for Theresa just before the train exploded. Sonny wanted Theresa, not Carmel but she told her to run away.

Dukketeater Mon 17-Nov-14 10:00:47

I think....

Grace is going to confront Freddie and he kills her... They won't let her have a happy ending.

Dennis will find Blessing and the diamonds and run off with her - leaving his door open.

Mercedes will go to livewith Jacqui but we'll get the impression she never makes it but that we never know the truth, leaving the door open for her

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 17-Nov-14 11:03:27

Grace gets pushed off the balcony by Fredster.

Trev ends up in court. His son (I think Dylan) joins the program.

Dukketeater Mon 17-Nov-14 11:16:52

Didn't realise Trev had a son!

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 17-Nov-14 13:19:12

I doubt he did until recently.

The character's personalities/families/histories are kind of made up as they go along, aren't they?

Trinpy Mon 17-Nov-14 14:01:28

I don't think Grace can die because she's in the middle of the surrogate sl with Esther. They badly need to carry out a risk assessment on that balcony though! I'm surprised no one's tried to sue them yet.

I hope Trevor's son isn't another wannabe gangster.

iamsofuckingfurious Mon 17-Nov-14 14:05:15

The day Esther gets a positive pregnancy test Grace will die. Nothing goes smoothly in Hollyoaks. I don't think there has ever been a straightforward pregnancy/birth.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 17-Nov-14 15:04:02

And Trev will be in prison for some reason.

Esther will be left 'holding the baby'.

AlpacaYourThings Mon 17-Nov-14 15:59:13

So is Grace who Freddie kills?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 17-Nov-14 16:45:03

I think he pushes her.

Don't know if she dies.

Both Claire Devine and Will Savage survived the fall from that balcony. Grace is tougher than either of them.

iamsofuckingfurious Tue 18-Nov-14 19:07:37

Just when I think Freddie's acting can't get worse he turns into a midwife and proves me wrong.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 18-Nov-14 19:34:12

Is acting when Grace had tied him up was actually painful to watch.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 18-Nov-14 19:35:57


KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 18-Nov-14 19:58:12

Oh, FFS.

They all need to sort themselves out.

Can't stand this off/on bullshit.

Got the Lindsay/Freddie off/on crap. Esther wanting the baby/not wanting the baby off/on crap. Patrick's guilty/not guilty off/on crap. Ditto Maxine.

They need to resolve some shit. Seriously.

And this domestic violence storyline isn't the empowering thing it could've been. Basically they seem to be saying that if you're being abused keep your gob shut. Not cool, Hollyoaks.

Maxine should've confessed all after the wedding and Patrick should've gone down while she was loved and supported by Dodger, Nancy, Nancy's Bad Hair and loving and sensible police and SS staff. A plot like that may save lives.

bumpiesonamission Tue 18-Nov-14 20:08:56

I completely agree. It seems like the work experience boy started the story lines then left!!

In other lives.......have the NHS cut all midwifery staff in Chester???!!!!!!! Ffs "I won't cut the cord, I'll leave the hospital to do that" shock shock shock


KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Tue 18-Nov-14 20:15:29

"I won't cut the cord, I'll leave the hospital to do that"

Well, would you trust Freddie with a pair of scissors?



EachandEveryone Tue 18-Nov-14 20:56:53

How are you supposed to clamp it off in those situations? Is Freddy the dad or not, do we know?

bumpiesonamission Wed 19-Nov-14 11:04:21

There was a lot of mention about baby coming early yesterday?

Do we think Trevor is walking into a trap going to find Blessing? Surely the police have the diamonds now?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 19-Nov-14 16:29:29

Ste's going to have a long running HIV plot.

Lots of Ste going beserk, being depressed, going off the rails while poor John Paul (who really could do better) tries to look out for him and be supportive.

Or maybe he just won't tell anyone of his health troubles in manner of Tony/Teagan/Nana.

<stifles yawn>

afreshstartplease Wed 19-Nov-14 16:31:51

Do we know if Tony is deffently sineads baby daddy? Or could it be ste?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Wed 19-Nov-14 16:32:43

Ooo, and Lyndsay is going to be 'shocked' by her paternity results.

So I assume neither Freddie nor Joe?

Sandy Roscoe is coming back. Maybe she's the father? But even that wouldn't shock me. It needs to be Dennis or Trev or John Paul or someone.

afreshstartplease Wed 19-Nov-14 16:33:42

Should be dodger, he's everyones dad these days!

iamsofuckingfurious Wed 19-Nov-14 16:37:42