Big Brother Thread 5 - Posh Whore Bitches longing for a straightforward eviction

(981 Posts)
AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 19:58:05

When will BB stop messing with the nominations and let the HMs nominate and the public evict?

When will the HMs stop calling evictions nominations?

When will the HMs nominate Mark for being a lying fake?

When will Ash have a shower?

Oh well, at least we have clean toenails.

FoxSticks Wed 23-Jul-14 20:01:37

grin evening! I hope the housemates AND the public wise up to Mark soon.

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 20:01:53

Anne ....fantastic....

Eunuch whores ensemble !!

FelixFelix Wed 23-Jul-14 20:04:43

Thanks for the new thread Anne. We filled the last one up quickly didn't we? shock

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 20:06:14

Posh Whore Bitches like to chat a lot!

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 20:32:34

Posh whore bitch signing in grin

When will Ash have a shower ? In that clip of Mark covering his arse I thought Ash looked rather clean , I've just checked it again and I can't confirm if he has or hasn't had a shower but he's definitely had a shave .

threepiecesuite Wed 23-Jul-14 20:34:48

PWB checking in.
Pav hasn't brought much to the table has he.
It seems like an unlimited supply of fag and booze each night, no wonder folk still audition in their thousands. Although open auditions probably count for nothing as these days, HMs seem to be scouted via their agents.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 20:38:09

Yes - nobody has been rummaging for cigarette butts this series have they ?

Maverick66 Wed 23-Jul-14 20:48:52

PWB/EWE checking in to Anne's wonderful new thread smile

Chipstick10 Wed 23-Jul-14 20:51:44

Would so love it if Ashleigh went but bb have ensured the indignant vote. Ppl raging with indignation at the way poor Ashleigh has been had over .

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 21:19:48

Oh my god Ash is so thick.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 21:37:33

Lovely to see so many PWBs have made it over to the new thread. Make sure you wipe your feet on the way in.

Haggisfish Wed 23-Jul-14 21:42:10

I'm checking in, feet and flaps wiped!

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 21:45:41

I was going to say something about lowering the tone, but on reflection that ship sailed some time ago. grin

LottieAndTheDinosaur Wed 23-Jul-14 21:58:32

another PWB checking in although my stupid bloody phone lets me type 6 letters an hour so I might not post much but I am reading!!

Was Kim on the phone on Bbots last night?? I missed it.

Argh started writing this post 25 bloody mins ago!!

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:02:21

Is it wrong that I liked seeing Winston in the bath?

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:03:08

Has Christopher got a tattoo of a penis and balls on his back??? Have we seen this before?

oldsilver Wed 23-Jul-14 22:06:23

West Country PWB checking in - may have shit on my toe nails, been gardening - cats have been in my veg patch.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:06:36

Mark seems desperate for Christopher to be nominated. He is a bastard.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:07:13

I really hope that's not a euphemism, old. shock

waitingforgodot Wed 23-Jul-14 22:13:50

PWB Scotland here. Got a bit distracted watching the ole commonwealth malarkey. Will go catch up on BB now.

onedev Wed 23-Jul-14 22:14:44

Checking in although need to catch up as usual grin

Catching up on yesterday's show. Can't believe they actually told Ashleigh she is immune from eviction and then changed their mind to screw her over.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:28:50

Love how they are so angry that a group of HMs nominated them. Obviously they have never seen the show before.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:29:57

EVICTION NOT NOMINATION STEVEN YOU BLOODY NUMPTY!!!!

FelixFelix Wed 23-Jul-14 22:30:19

I'll be watching tomorrow! I like to scroll through the comments on here as I'm caching up grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:31:09

They should have chosen Mark.

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 22:31:56

This power thing is becoming rather tedious now....bring back old style noms....

theeternalstudent Wed 23-Jul-14 22:33:39

Aw no. I'm really not very posh. Can I join in anyway?

Can anyone explain why Helen is so upset that Ash has been nominated? It's all part of the game FFS. Mark is a little coward tbsmile

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:36:55

I wish they would take Helen's pass away and put her up and get her out. I'm sick of seeing her.

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 22:36:59

alright posh whore bitches, I need some mumsnest of vipers advice.

I REALLY want to keep ashleigh in. Do I need to vote out equal numbers pav and Steven? or all Steven?

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:37:26

Mark is an idiot. Why is he telling them everything?

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:37:42

We are all PWBs, eternal, every one of us. Come in but clean your toes first.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:38:36

I think Steven is a sure thing for eviction anyway, forks.

knitcorner Wed 23-Jul-14 22:39:03

Why is Helen fighting ash's battles now?!

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 23-Jul-14 22:40:31

God I'm so fed up with Helen taking offence at any possible thing. She's not the fucking Queen of that house, she's a cock.

Why don't they just serve up Ashleigh and Chris up with mint sauce and rosemary potatoes?

Mark is a snake. I hope he gets booed. That would fuck with their heads.

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 22:41:14

what's the consensus with the PWB's? Are you all voting Steven out? Could we have a mini poll?

theeternalstudent Wed 23-Jul-14 22:41:40

Yeah! I'm part of a club - the PWB's club please don't check my toe nails

Steven is such a dick! What the fuck..... I may even have to vote him out. TWATT. God, I'm even shouting now. grumble, grumble..

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:42:26

Get Steven out! Get Steven out!

knitcorner Wed 23-Jul-14 22:44:11

He's a TWAT, I hope kimbot runs a mile on Friday when he's kicked out!

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 23-Jul-14 22:45:44

Lets all use the withdrawal method and get Semen out

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 22:47:55

Ashleigh is current favourite to win BB on Oddschecker.

TheSultanofPing Wed 23-Jul-14 22:48:46

Unless I'm forgetting someone, the power housemates could only save two people from being up. They chose to save Christopher and Winston.
Basically Helen is angry that Christopher is safe.

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:48:58

Helen really thinks she is in charge of everyone, doesn't she. I hate her.

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:49:35

I think I would like Winston or Chris to win.

theeternalstudent Wed 23-Jul-14 22:49:42

God was that Steven picking his face again??

bberry Wed 23-Jul-14 22:50:35

I am not keen on Helen but I think her "don't give all the details" is the wisest thing she has said .....

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 22:53:58

sinister grin

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 22:55:07

I really want ashleigh to stay in, this has been unbelievably unfair.

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 22:55:41

Zoe's neon plastic earrings are hideous.

bberry Wed 23-Jul-14 22:57:53

V bad earrings!

Unfair??? It's big brother...... You want fame from bb, you have to pay the price......

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 22:59:12

I'm an old school bb1 fan, I yearn for the simple, honest days.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:01:12

Kimbot!

I hope the interview is early on as I really need to sleep.

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 23:01:58

Oooooh Kimberly is on BOTS.

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 23:03:04

The pockets on Emma's top are annoying me.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:04:00

They better not interview Kimbot with Danielle and Lauren there because she won't get a word in.

Agree about the pockets, Countess

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 23:04:17

Found that episode bloody annoying - yeah moon face remember that smug look and laughing you did when Pauline put Jale up ? not that funny now its you is it .

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 23:04:37

Lauren is so funny. She thinks she is gorgeous.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:10:42

Hurry up and interview Kimbot I need to go to bed!

Coumarin Wed 23-Jul-14 23:13:07

I love Lauren. grin

Nice sparkly thread btw. I have wiped my toes on the way in.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 23:13:46

I think Lauren's straps are beating Emma's pockets in the battle of annoyance .

TheReluctantCountess Wed 23-Jul-14 23:13:59

Right I'm off to bed. Will catch the rest of BOTS tomorrow.

bberry Wed 23-Jul-14 23:17:10

I need my bed too :-( wanted to see Kim

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:19:38

About 95% of BOTS could be deleted. Why do they think we want to see this crap with ex-HMs? They are ex-HMs for a reason.

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 23-Jul-14 23:21:06

God yes I just want say "pull your straps up"

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 23-Jul-14 23:24:13

Why was Marlon so very awkward with Danielle?

I quite enjoyed Toya in that.

oldsilver Wed 23-Jul-14 23:25:29

No euphamism grin

When they say no holds barred, everything can be asked do you think "do you understand you have been a victim of EA?" will actually be allowed?

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:30:13

I have no idea why I'm staying up for this because it is bound to be totally crap.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 23:31:46

Don't be silly . . . what's your favourite colour is a more likley question .

oldsilver Wed 23-Jul-14 23:32:40

Me too, they are obviously going to leave it to the last minute.

Semen out for me grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:36:02

Love the fake pregnancy bump!

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:36:41

What happened to the new person going in? Was that just a fake rumour?

theeternalstudent Wed 23-Jul-14 23:38:47

I don't think Kimberly looks good. That top she has on is horrible. She really needs to smile.

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:41:19

She is more like Knox than ever.

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 23:42:13

Anne you are not wrong....

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 23:45:22

Yeah , I'm not really buying any of this.

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 23:45:25

kimbot's interview is a fit up job. How much has she been paid to say Steven isn't a controlling psycho?

AnneEyhtMeyer Wed 23-Jul-14 23:46:45

Yes, it is very much a cover up job to shut up the DV accusations.

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 23:47:06

fake fake fake! sick of c5's version of bb!

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 23:47:20

Quite amusing how the ex referred to Semen as a 'mummy's boy' grin

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Wed 23-Jul-14 23:47:46

Moon face's mummy has paid her off with his 'millions'

fourforksache Wed 23-Jul-14 23:48:07

we all saw 2 second steve's worrying behaviour.

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 23:49:04

'Mummy moon face'grin

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 23-Jul-14 23:58:39

Just voted Steven out. Used the app. Took longer than it would for him to shag Kim.

Only1scoop Wed 23-Jul-14 23:59:14

grin

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Thu 24-Jul-14 00:00:23

I wonder if they are a family of moon faces ? somebody on here must live near the salon and witnessed the family outings ?

Did Emma say Joe Swash is on tomorrow ? I bloody hate him.

threepiecesuite Thu 24-Jul-14 00:00:50

I'm having none of that. Totally set up.
What the hell was Kim's illness, I really need to know.

fourforksache Thu 24-Jul-14 00:09:31

sinister, I think I love you grin grin grin

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 24-Jul-14 00:17:53

I love you too forks

I really love you

I really really love you

Do you love me?

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 24-Jul-14 00:20:24

I'll bet when Moonfaces family hit the salon it's like a lunar eclipse

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 00:21:11

A lunar eclipse of Moonmins grin

fourforksache Thu 24-Jul-14 00:29:24

I Iove you, sinister, but I dont think you love me enough, I came in here as 3, you came in as 5. we're at odds grin

Can't believe I've only just realised there's a BB thread! I said I wouldn't get into this series at the beginning so have only seen the last couple of weeks but good God, Helen is vile isn't she? Watching her makes me feel genuinely angry at times!

I liked Mark when I started watching but am quickly starting to see through him! Was shocked at the way he quite happily threw Ashleigh and Chris under the bus tonight while he wheedled his way back into the good books with Helen's gang. Hate how he's treating poor Christopher too, Christopher clearly adores him and Mark's just using him as a pawn in his game.

Christopher is my favourite, he seems like a genuinely nice person and I can't work out what some people in there (mainly Helen) have against him. The way she was talking about him tonight ("he's a nightmare!") made him sound like a little boy. Hope he realises soon that he deserves much better than he'll ever get from Mark.

Can't decide what I think about older Chris...I think I like him but it wouldn't surprise me if he tried to manipulate people as we get closer to the final.

Maverick66 Thu 24-Jul-14 00:32:52

I think we should keep Semen in as an educational aid.

All women should be made to watch his behaviour so they can identify a controlling possessive twat at 40 paces.

I think he should think about a tattoo across his forehead saying "what about me? Save him from having to repeat himself over and over smile

Keep him in for entertainment value I say.

KatoPotato Thu 24-Jul-14 00:37:17

Marking place

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 24-Jul-14 00:47:03

forks if you loved me your cut up those Polaroids of your DP. Then I'll go to the Disco with you.

waitingforgodot Thu 24-Jul-14 07:27:06

didn't watch all of BOTS so missed Kim. I assume nothing controversial from what you PWB have said?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Thu 24-Jul-14 07:49:49

I don't get the PWB reference <thick>blush was it something the troll poster said?

waitingforgodot Thu 24-Jul-14 07:53:24

yeah Dame we are all Posh Whore Bitches apparently

Chipstick10 Thu 24-Jul-14 08:12:25

grini am wetting myself at the comments of the family moonfaces's going to the salon. Aww I don't want him to go , he's fascinatingly awful to watch

darksideofthemooncup Thu 24-Jul-14 08:38:55

PWB checking in from Menorca ( I'm on holiday and we have no channel 5 here) so I'm catching up from this thread. Thank The Lord for WiFi!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Thu 24-Jul-14 08:53:04

Waiting, how rudeshock grin

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat Thu 24-Jul-14 09:10:17

I'm in France and haven't seen any BB since a week last Tuesday, but these threads have kept me up-to-date perfectly. Cheers girls.
I like Ashleigh and hope she stays...sounds like BB have been doing some big time manipulation, don't like that!
Steven is a knob and needs to go.

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 09:14:34

Waves to the 'holiday whore bitches'....grin

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 09:15:53

I wonder how the general public will act towards to Steven when he is out and going about his daily business.

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat Thu 24-Jul-14 09:36:33

<waves to only1scoop>

God if I knew someone who talked at people like Steven does he wouldn't last five minutes in my company, he comes across as a complete and utter twat!

FelixFelix Thu 24-Jul-14 12:34:03

Just caught up now. That interview was utter shit.

Coumarin Thu 24-Jul-14 12:48:37

Yy Chocolate there's a reason he runs his own business. No one else would put up with him.

PleaseJustShootMeNow Thu 24-Jul-14 13:05:52

Just watched it on catchup. Anyone feel like Pav is being unfairly scapegoated?

TheFairiesAreBack Thu 24-Jul-14 15:24:40

marking my plave. I missed last night's and am waiting for it to appear on the channel 5 site!

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 15:30:41

I haven't formed an opinion on Pav at all yet.

TheFairiesAreBack Thu 24-Jul-14 15:59:42

bollox - it's not Friday today is it. DOH!

FoxSticks Thu 24-Jul-14 18:49:32

Lets all use the withdrawal method and get Semen out

grin grin

He's horribly fascinating to watch though isn't he? I loved his little moonface when he said he thought Zoe should go, then they all decided she was safe so he suggested Ash next and he replied "yeah, alright then!" He was definitely expecting them to say that he was most at risk so should be saved, instead it was every man for himself! . His little face dropped momentary!

hughmirin Thu 24-Jul-14 19:16:52

anybody got thoughts on this?

bigbrotherxtra.co.uk/news/?p=2489

waitingforgodot Thu 24-Jul-14 19:35:33

oooh hughmirin Am now singing "you're a fake" in my head. She could be a model and sell Herbalife though right? Why make up the boyfriend though? I don't get it. Unless........they are ALL actors and we, the audience have been played

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 20:08:47

I am so tired and it isn't on for another 2 hours.

Weird about Kim having a fake name and a fake boyfriend. Although I don't think the model / herbalife thing is odd. She clearly can't be a massively successful model if she's got the time to go on BB, so the herbalife stuff probably is to top up her income.

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 20:18:20

Herbalife sure it's not Robolife!!.. Blimey is that what PlayBoy bunnies aspire to once they depart the mansion....

Coumarin Thu 24-Jul-14 20:19:36

I've seen some of Kim's er...'modelling' confused blush I definitely don't think she'd fake that just for Big Brother.

The boyfriend could just have an acting name? It's all very weird this year isn't it?

Was it on here someone put a google streets pic of Semen's business up? It's in a little house/garage looking place in the middle of a little suburban street. No way is it how he's making out. Gonk.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 20:39:27

Scoop - maybe she should branch out into Castrol GTX and WD40?

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 20:45:26

Anne....grin

And

Hopefully Semen and his dipstick will keep their distance....

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 21:19:11

Scoop - grin

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 22:12:27

Anyone watching....

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:16:36

I'm here.

knitcorner Thu 24-Jul-14 22:18:05

Nose pick!

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:20:32

I'm watching. How were the two teams decided?

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:21:48

I don't know, I missed the first couple of minutes. Did they say?

waitingforgodot Thu 24-Jul-14 22:22:00

I'm watching

knitcorner Thu 24-Jul-14 22:25:16

Yeah I missed it too, maybe they didn't say?

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:31:34

I really dislike Steven. He's so self-obsessed.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:32:23

But he really loves you, Countess. He really really loves you.

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 22:33:22

But do you love Him ....well do you?? Do you really??

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:34:02

Ew! Stop it!

TheFairiesAreBack Thu 24-Jul-14 22:36:00

I feel really sorry for Pav, I hope he gets lots of cheers on Friday.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:37:58

Ashleigh's voice is starting to piss me off.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:38:51

I want them to show the clips of Helen saying that stuff.

Only1scoop Thu 24-Jul-14 22:40:02

Yes I want them to show them in front of all of them....hope they do

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:40:30

God Mark loves a drama. He is an emotional vampire.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:41:04

I love it when BB reads out things people have said to the house.

TheFairiesAreBack Thu 24-Jul-14 22:41:10

Jesus, Stephen makes everything about him.

knitcorner Thu 24-Jul-14 22:41:18

She really has no idea of the poison she spouts!!

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:43:34

I would have been guilty of saying the same thing about Kimbot and Semen. I don't think that was poison. They shagged on TV.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:43:38

Does anyone else think that Helen fancies Steven?

knitcorner Thu 24-Jul-14 22:45:21

Yeah but she was bitching about her friend behind her back (when supposedly she says it like it is). Poisonous!

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:46:07

I would tell my friend they were a tramp if they shagged on TV.

shitatusernames Thu 24-Jul-14 22:46:08

Newbie here! Helen is pissing me off, she needs her immunity taken off her, rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, she gives me the rage, so does Steven.

knitcorner Thu 24-Jul-14 22:48:38

So would I, it's vile. Bitching behind your friends back though, she doesn't even know when she's doing it. Remember she wasn't telling Kimberley she was a fucking tramp, she was telling ash!

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:50:43

Do you know what? Zoe is pissing me off too. I don't know why I am still watching it.

But I can't stop!

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:51:19

I don't think she was Kimbot's friend. I would also talk about a friend shagging on TV to other friends. I'd be amazed if anyone didn't. If I shagged on TV I'd expect everyone to be talking about it - and I think that's why they did shag on TV, to get in the papers.

LottieAndTheDinosaur Thu 24-Jul-14 22:51:20

I'm watching behind....wish Steven would get his fingers put his bloody nose!

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:51:58

It's because I love Winston.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:52:16

Zoe is very jazz-hands-musical-entertainer, isn't she? They always annoy me.

I don't really like any of them in the house. The same as every year.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:53:14

I think Chris and Winston are the best of a bad bunch, but both have annoying traits.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:54:31

I agree. Zoe is too falsely theatrical. Winston and Chris are the better ones, but it's not hard.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 22:55:40

It has got to the point that I barely hear what Mark says, I just hear the annoying whiny up-and-down undulation of the noise.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:56:48

Yeah, he's really nasally annoying. I liked him to start with but not any more.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:57:48

Anyone staying up for BOTS? I saw the crapness of Kimberly on last night's. She is so lame.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 22:59:07

Thelma, the gypsy wedding dress maker, is on it. I don't know what connection she has with BB. Maybe Kimberly has employed her to make a wedding dress...

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 23:02:42

Oh my. Emma looks awful..

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Thu 24-Jul-14 23:04:00

Ashleigh and Chris have made him look a twat shock
Wrong Moon face , you managed that all on your ownsome matey !

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 23:05:28

Yeah we all thought he was a twat anyway.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 24-Jul-14 23:08:33

Emma is wearing overalls.

I like Nina Myskow.

I am fed up of Emma advertising her Twitter every single time she is on.

FoxSticks Thu 24-Jul-14 23:09:17

I did think it was pretty funny how convinced Helen was that it was all made up. I think I'd like Pav to go tomorrow - too boring. Steve should stay for now, he is perfect car crash telly.

Too tired for BOTS tonight.

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 24-Jul-14 23:10:02

"It's all about me"

"They made me look a Twat"

Steve is every crap salesman I've ever had to work with rolled into one. All suit and no brains.

And he's getting annoyed at Pav? For LOOKING at him? Is he a chavy bloke in a scary pub to match the haircut?

A fished eyed luna eclipse Moonface with bogey dispensing craters.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 23:11:02

Sinister that's funny!

threepiecesuite Thu 24-Jul-14 23:41:28

Felt sorry for Christmas when Mark was saying how they'd only become close after Matthew went. It came across as a very back handed compliment.

TheReluctantCountess Thu 24-Jul-14 23:43:22

Yes I thought that too.

It was so obvious just now that Emma couldn't understand Ashleigh's mum's accent.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Thu 24-Jul-14 23:49:38

Mummy Moon face wasn't as full of her self tonight .

SinisterBuggyMonth Fri 25-Jul-14 00:47:40

Half Moon? grin

Coumarin Fri 25-Jul-14 02:23:41

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me >

Oh my god Steven, shut the fuck up!

Coumarin Fri 25-Jul-14 02:24:27

blush sorry.

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 07:24:59

lol Coumarin

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 07:26:55

I think they should have shown the whole house the clips of Helen's diatribe. Bit double standards as they def would have shown it if it had been Ashleigh. I am giving this far too much thought!

Completely agree Godot, if it was Ashleigh they would have shown it and edited it in the worst light.

Who do we think is going tonight? My guess is Semen.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 09:29:59

I think Steven but I want Pav to go.

TheSultanofPing Fri 25-Jul-14 10:27:50

I think Steven will go. It'll be a shame if he does though. I don't particularly like him, but am fascinated by his self obsession.

Hope Pav goes. He doesn't make interesting viewing.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 10:37:36

Half moon grin bloody love that Sinister.

Coumarin Fri 25-Jul-14 10:57:06

Steven hopefully. Although yes, Pav doesn't seen to be adding anything.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 11:22:03

I think it might be really close between them with people voting Pav just to be able to laugh AT (not with) Moon face a little longer. He will think the new 'crazy' persona has worked and he'll be even worse . If that is even possible.

The problem with this is the size of his moon face coupled with the size of his over inflated head means when he is evicted he'll have to go over the wall as I doubt the double doors will take him !

notamonkeysuncle Fri 25-Jul-14 11:23:38

Just place marking. I will be back later when I've caught up

FelixFelix Fri 25-Jul-14 13:14:38

Stila grin

Arghh I'm at the in laws this weekend so will have to watch fri-sun all in one go on Monday! May have to avoid this thread until then.

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 13:32:02

Lol Stila

Maverick66 Fri 25-Jul-14 15:10:24

Imagine steven's smug self righteousness if he gets to stay tonight.

It will be comedy gold.

We will hear all his theories on how he had Pav Sussed from the start
Blah ,blah! blah!

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 18:17:46

So who do you reckon will go tonight then? Def moonface?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 18:28:15

I loved the way Steven is convinced it's just tactical voting as he hadn't done anything to annoy anyone in the house !hmm

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 19:04:35

I've seen a poll on DS and Moonface has near enough 74% of the vote , so I'm guessing it won't be as close as I thought it might .
I bet in his head it'll be Nat Cass all over again ''they thought they were voting to save'' wink

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 19:34:16

Digital spy are never in tune with public opinion. Although I do think moonface will go tonight unfortunately

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 19:45:59

I haven't voted yet this season but I am inclined to pick up the phone for Pav. If Moonface goes I'm predicting a disgusting big public sloppy kiss with Fingerley.

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 19:56:41

Will he be following Mr Spoon to Button Moon....

Oh the suspense....

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 20:06:00

Ewwww Fox I can hear it !

Do you think BOTS will film all the Moons having their brows done if Moon face is evicted ? grin

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 20:37:34

It's worth voting for Pav just to avoid it isn't it?

I would so love it if they filmed the eyebrow trip, especially if Fingerley was there, looking awkward whilst Nana Moon glared at her from the other side of the salon.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 20:44:59

BOTS will definitely film the eyebrow trip. They'll spread the footage out over 3 nights. Does Helen (nice Welsh Helen) still have a salon? Maybe she could do them?

Loveneverfails Fri 25-Jul-14 20:49:42

I find ZOE really false.

I think she has a major game plan and she is toooooooo nice.

notamonkeysuncle Fri 25-Jul-14 20:58:50

Am I first in? Do I get a prize?

I have convinced myself I must do the ironing whilst watching tonight although I'm yet to get off the sofa!

Not looking forward to Stevens interview

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:03:27

Yes you are and yes you do - a PWB rosette.

I'm enjoying a nice gin and tonic. Had a long tiring day!

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:04:45

It will really annoy Semen that he goes before a newcomer.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:10:52

Emma's dress is nice.

I think that is the first time I have said someone nice about her.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:16:08

I don't like the way Mark was trying to arouse Christopher in that task. It isn't fair that he was doing that when Christopher does really like him.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:21:19

Zoe didn't hold back with Winston did she?!

notamonkeysuncle Fri 25-Jul-14 21:21:24

Zoe is really playing her cards close to her chest. There was so much she could of said about Helen

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:24:13

I think Ashleigh is suddenly showing more flesh than before. It's too late for that to win her votes.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:27:22

So last week my bb viewing was wrecked by my husband talking all the time, this week he is stuck at work and my toddler won't go to bloody bed!!! It's like they both hate me.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:28:40

Mark is nasty.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:29:30

Lock her in the bedroom, Fox.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:29:46

Fox, you shall have to leave and live on your own in BB bliss.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:30:44

Zoe is safe so Mark immediately grabs her to give her a hug to keep in with the popular ones.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:30:47

Pav has got evil eyebrows.

notamonkeysuncle Fri 25-Jul-14 21:32:59

What were they chanting?

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:33:55

That would be bliss! I'm tempted to book a hotel for next Friday grin

areyoubeingserviced Fri 25-Jul-14 21:36:47

Love Zoe's outfit - classy

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:38:49

Oh Kim, you are a tramp.

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 21:39:10

She is so dull it's excruciating....

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 21:40:40

She has been to see mama Moonmin....

Wonder if she flogged her some herbalife for a discount....blush

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:41:45

I think the toddler has given in and gone to bed. Kimberly is such a bullshitter isn't she?

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:44:05

Is ashleigh wearing a dressing gown?

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:44:09

Is ashleigh wearing a dressing gown?

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:45:59

I think shes hiding her eviction outfit, Danielle used to do the same.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 21:46:44

Ashleigh wears a dressing gown over her eviction outfit. Danielle did the same. People in previous years have done it too, so that when they are evicted there is the big "reveal". As if people care.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:48:43

Oh Mark is really getting on my tits now.

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 21:49:18

That dressing gown thing shock

Never even realised....

Hardly Kate Mid on her wedding day are they....

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 21:51:00

Was I the only one who used to look at Jale's white dress week after week and wonder if it got sent out for dry cleaning every week? A dressing gown would have prevented me worrying about that - sad I know!

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:51:37

Ooohh thanks.... dd has just said she is rooting for mark and wants him to win, i'm going to have to disown her arn't I?

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:51:43

Ooohh thanks.... dd has just said she is rooting for mark and wants him to win, i'm going to have to disown her arn't I?

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:51:47

Ooohh thanks.... dd has just said she is rooting for mark and wants him to win, i'm going to have to disown her arn't I?

Glastogirl Fri 25-Jul-14 21:51:58

I've just tuned in... I'm only 2 minutes in... Anyone been evicted or saved yet?

wellnowthenmardybum Fri 25-Jul-14 21:52:14

Arghh why do I keep multiple posting?

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 21:54:37

I can't stand mark. He's a nasty little shite. Don't want moonface to go.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:56:03

Zoe is saved.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:56:25

Get Cassandra off! Get Cassandra off!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:56:55

Chipstick, do you like Steven?

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:57:39

Steven is off again. Mememememememememememememe.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 21:58:22

drinking refreshments in the evening? knob

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 21:58:28

I my me mine my me me my mine my my my....

Oooo meeee owwww myyyyy confused

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 21:59:47

How is Chris not a typical 33 year old? Ashleigh is full of shit. With her false voice.

theeternalstudent Fri 25-Jul-14 22:00:37

PWB signing in just to say I feckin hate Steven. That is all.
tbsmile tbsmile tbsmile tbsmile tbsmile tbsmile tbsmile

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 22:00:54

Should that be "gold fingerly"

Uuuugghh

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:00:55

Aaarghh now the bloody bastard cat has bought in a huge fuck off moth the size of my hand!!! I wasn't sure what it was and may have panic yelped prompting calls of "you alright mummy?" Toddler obviously not in bed but lurking in silence by the stair gate. I am so going to a hotel next week.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:02:34

Kimberly-so what the hell is wrong with her?confused

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:02:44

Fox, come and stay with me. My household is very well trained where BB is concerned. Ds has to be in bed and dp keeps the wine flowing.

theeternalstudent Fri 25-Jul-14 22:03:45

no one been evicted yet. Zoe has been saved, so it's between Steven, Ashleigh and Pav.

Poor Pav, not sure why he is getting such a hard time. I quite like him.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:05:18

My money's on Steven to go.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:06:20

Thanks countess I'm very jealous of your well trained household - I need to start implementing some sort of discipline here!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:07:11

I'm completely slack with everything else.

Steven is out! Woooooooh!

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 22:08:08

"Semen you have been ejaculated" please leave immediately shock

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:08:08

Disappointed. I shall miss laughing at moonface.

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:08:23

Moonface is actually rockin that shaved head look

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:08:55

Moonface is TV gold

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:09:24

He looks so much better without hair.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:09:41

Only1scoop lol!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:10:32

grin scoop! Did you see the disappointment on Fingerleys face as she realised she was stuck with him again?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:10:38

Looks so much better with a shaved head, he's the only person on the planet who looks good with a number one!

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:11:27

Me snd dd don't want to watch it anymore we loved laughing at Steven. The ham toastie in the diary room has got to be in a top twenty of best bb diary room moments

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:12:31

I'm watching on live pause and Zoe it's blessing on about how successful she is, God she's tedioushmm

theeternalstudent Fri 25-Jul-14 22:13:18

only1scoop very funny. Poor Fingerly. She'll be inflicted with his 2 seconds tonight..... yuck!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:13:53

I agree, Dame. Zoe thinks a lot of herself.

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 22:14:29

Can't wait to see this interview....

theeternalstudent Fri 25-Jul-14 22:15:02

I missed the ham toasty scene. Going to have to check it out.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:16:35

I love Emma for saying fewest votes instead of least like Davina didgrin my grammar is usually pretty shit but that really gets on my tits!

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:19:26

Mummy moon is quite attractive

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:19:38

He looked pretty shocked at how clear the footage was didn't he?

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:20:44

How can five people have had sex in the house? Did someone shag two people?

madasamarchhare Fri 25-Jul-14 22:21:14

I was just thinking that too!

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:21:30

He did look shocked foxsticks I must admit

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:22:05

Oh look at the anger when Emma mentioned him being controlling!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:22:08

I think she isn't counting Kimberly on account of her being a droid.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:22:51

Hee hee! You could be right there!

madasamarchhare Fri 25-Jul-14 22:23:46

They has no arguments as he kept talking over her and interrupting her all the time my god he is such a boring bastard

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:24:21

150%. No such thing, Steven.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:25:18

He didn't look too happy about the "not a definite no" comment.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:27:26

Kimbot looks very uncomfortable.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 22:30:48

You're right Anne she was so animated and chatty before then the minute she's faced with him she looks like she's wishing she was somewhere else.

Only1scoop Fri 25-Jul-14 22:32:28

Anyone Bbotsing....??

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:33:32

Yes I'm staying up.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:34:39

Me!

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 22:35:16

Yes.
I love blinking I do grin

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:35:36

I am, spooky that Helen is on after we were discussing her earlier.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:35:40

She was doing that long suffering eye rolling again as soon as she saw him.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:36:05

Me!

Yay! It is Helen Adams!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:36:53

Bloody hell Helen Adams has agedshock she looks like a pantomime dame with all that slap on her face!

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:37:18

BB2 was 12 years ago, though. She's not Dorian Gray.

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 22:37:49

am just catching up. Is Emma pissed?

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:38:46

The randoms in the BOTS audience are bonkers. Do they think we care about their opinions?

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 22:38:47

OMG did Zoe just say she's glad they are all successful people like her and don't work in Tesco? Dear oh dear

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:38:51

vom.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:41:48

She hasn't aged on closet inspection, it's her awful make up.

theeternalstudent Fri 25-Jul-14 22:42:27

Waiting Zoe has just shot herself in the foot with that comment. She has gone down in my estimations after saying that.

That Nadine really needs to have a word with whoever has done her spray tan.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:42:43

Loving Rylan's new hair!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:42:50

She's over indulged on the ronseal and blusher I think

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:42:57

People aren't successful if they go on BB. Only unsuccessful people have the time and inclination.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:43:11

Helen that is.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:43:29

What's wrong with Helen's cheeks? Not good.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:43:39

Closer not closet

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:43:54

Helen is totally pissed. I wish she wasn't on because she is ruining her lovely BB image.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 22:45:23

Someone needs to give Emma lessons on walking down stairs. She looked like a carthorse just then.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:45:28

I agree with the comments about Zoe by the way.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:45:30

I can't believe someone didn't sort her make up out. I think it's her eye brows that are ruining her look, she so pretty normally.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:46:10

She did Anne, like John Waynegrin

waitingforgodot Fri 25-Jul-14 22:47:45

Zoe = up her own arse.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:47:48

Who is Rylan with?

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:48:32

Leave Emma alone you meanies shock

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 22:48:48

Will that cheery chatty Kim leave the studio when Moon face arrives ?
She's an odd one !

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:49:07

He's with detective Dan from last year's bb

17leftfeet Fri 25-Jul-14 22:49:44

Why has Helen been bathing in creosote?

Dylan is with dan, the ex policeman that was on a couple of years ago

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:49:46

Why are we saving anyone? Why can't they just leave things alone !!!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:50:28

She might walk like a cart horse but her grammar is perfectwink

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:51:29

Rylan and Dan make a nice couple.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:52:10

I thought it was good she bought up the controlling issue in the interview too.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 22:52:35

Oh wow,I remember Dan!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:52:56

Helen so wants to be with Steven.

17leftfeet Fri 25-Jul-14 22:53:25

Why did my phone auto correct to Dylan???

Was dan only on last year? Feels like a lot longer than that

notamonkeysuncle Fri 25-Jul-14 22:56:02

oh goody steven gets to talk about himself some more!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:56:09

He's on the wrong end of the sofa. Twat.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:56:24

Was he the year before?

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 22:57:12

Nearer the camera Fox wink

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:57:15

I think last year because he resigned from operation Yew Tree to go on bb.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:57:35

He's on that side of the sofa deliberately . It's a way of showing control. 'I won't sit where you want me to'.

You know I'm right! That's exactly what the psychologist people will say.

Chipstick10 Fri 25-Jul-14 22:58:00

Detective Dan

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:58:07

You're probably right Stila!

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 22:58:49

Dan was def last year's BB

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 22:59:04

Google says last year. Blimey!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 22:59:13

I think you're right too countess!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:00:20

She wasn't ill, was she?

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 23:00:39

Agree with Stila & Countess. A combination of controlling behaviour and vanity. That's Semen in a nutshell.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 23:01:45

I think the most she could have had wrong with her was a mosquito bite or a waxy ear.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 23:02:38

Countess-you're so right wrt sofagrin

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:03:30

Steven yet again proving how deluded he is when it comes to love. Of course Mark likes Christmas more than Christmas loves him.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 23:03:40

Kimberly looks awful, really peaky. If she's been in hospital why is she here tonight?confused

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:03:53

Exceptionally a lot? Bollox!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:04:23

wtf?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 23:04:43

Omg he's going to proposeshock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:04:53

this is so wrong.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 23:04:54

This is unfair.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:05:08

No Steven. You were meant to go to her.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 25-Jul-14 23:05:38

Thank fuck for that.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 23:05:38

The minute he starts saying he loves her she looks miserable as fuck !

Jeez look at the relief on her face !

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 25-Jul-14 23:05:43

He handled that well, thank God!

The panic in her eyes!

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:05:53

thank fuck for that. Did you see the panic on Kimbots face?

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:07:03

I think she looked disappointed.

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:07:31

Imagine the magazine deal!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:11:36

Pauline is no longer relevant.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Fri 25-Jul-14 23:12:26

She didn't love ya enough to give you that pass to the final though did she ?

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:13:18

Ash was so trying to defend Steven.

ChocolateBubbleBarsmakemefat Fri 25-Jul-14 23:18:34

Did he just propose to that poor girl live on tv???? More details please I'm on hols and have no tv smile

Fizzyfuzzy123 Fri 25-Jul-14 23:19:51

Kimbot is so awkward now she's with moon face again. So awkward to watch too!

TheReluctantCountess Fri 25-Jul-14 23:23:04

Lots of people had the same idea as me with regard to the picture of Rylan and the big hair.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:30:42

No chocolatebauble but Rylan handed him a ring in case he wanted to. It was all a bit car crash and fortunately he showed some sense for once and said if he was going to propose he would do so in private.

FoxSticks Fri 25-Jul-14 23:37:21

bubble not bauble!

SinisterBuggyMonth Sat 26-Jul-14 00:12:08

Blimey! 14 pages!! Been out for my monthly dance, lots to catch up on. Glad the luna eclipse has passed.

Do any of you have the big brother app? If so there is a poll on there at the moment, where it's free to answer, about who we want to be immune from eviction, the person with the most votes is immune this week. I've just voted for Ashleigh.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 10:20:46

Isn't the BB app just for iPhones?

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 10:22:16

If Mark gets immunity I may combust with rage.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 26-Jul-14 11:03:13

Did Kimberley have a hospital tag on her wrist? I noticed she kept holding that arm up hmm

TheReluctantCountess Sat 26-Jul-14 11:23:36

I didn't notice omel, but I did look on her hands for a mark from a drip - I could see anything.

TheReluctantCountess Sat 26-Jul-14 11:26:17

Why has my iPad corrected one to omel? What the hell is omel?

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Sat 26-Jul-14 11:45:58

She had a 'band' on , it was a lilac colour (if I remember correctly) . Could it have been a band allowing her access at the studios / outside area for eviction ?
Seeing as she was out of hospital Sunday it looked quite pristine - unless she hasn't showered all week !

Haggisfish Sat 26-Jul-14 13:18:41

I voted Christopher

Coumarin Sat 26-Jul-14 13:23:31

I voted for Christopher.

He probably won't be nominated anyway and if he is then he'll be safe from eviction but I think he could do with a confidence boost and deserves a week off.

Glastogirl Sat 26-Jul-14 16:01:06

They also said there would be a vote this afternoon on the app for who would win a game... Not seen this and in my book as soon it's 5pm afternoon is over and it's evening! hmm

Chipstick10 Sat 26-Jul-14 18:13:51

Ashleigh will be saved

Glastogirl Sat 26-Jul-14 20:28:48

I hope so! I voted for Ashleigh too!

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 26-Jul-14 21:03:47

I've never voted. It's all a fix. Waste of a pound.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 21:17:59

They all can tell this is a task. Ash is a crap actor.

oldsilver Sat 26-Jul-14 21:28:10

Ooooh just noticed.

dragon dragon dragon

I've never been fake.... grin yeah right Semen.

ladybird69 Sat 26-Jul-14 21:32:07

Chris is on the button about Semen. I'm torn between him and Christmas to win

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 21:38:06

I loved Chris' "Him Sheet" quip.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 21:43:11

They are talking as though he has died.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 21:47:09

I am glad Ashleigh feels embarrassed for crying at Semen's eviction - she was the one who said his name as soon as she was asked who to nominate. She spoke before BB had finished the question!

Coumarin Sat 26-Jul-14 21:48:59

mychild it's a free vote. On the poll bit of the app.

theeternalstudent Sat 26-Jul-14 21:59:10

What the fuck is happening with Chris, seems like he's having a bit of a melt down (a real one unlike Steven's Britney style break down).

I hate that they have something between the show and bit on the psych - it's soooo late!

AnneEyhtMeyer Sat 26-Jul-14 22:02:50

I'm not staying up for BOTP, I've already seen the Michael Hutchence Autopsy programme and I'm knackered.

threepiecesuite Sat 26-Jul-14 22:26:17

Loved Chris' diary room rant about Steven.
Also loved Christopher 's vulnerability in the bath, fully clothed.
Would be happy for either of them to win.

FoxSticks Sat 26-Jul-14 22:29:27

I'm really going off Chris, he is being so two faced. Slagging people of in an amusing and eloquent way in the diary room then sobbing over them seconds later. I actually think the tears and agonising seem really false too.

Only1scoop Sat 26-Jul-14 23:18:50

V amusing watching the panel give Semen the truth as watched....

oldsilver Sat 26-Jul-14 23:21:58

Bloody hell, Judy is not happy - she gave a good example, she was backed up, then they do a number on her with all the blue peter craft shit.

RedToothBrush Sat 26-Jul-14 23:31:39

theeternalstudent Sat 26-Jul-14 21:59:10
What the fuck is happening with Chris, seems like he's having a bit of a melt down

Week 3 is usually the week when they have the massive fights.
Week 6 is when they all begin to crack up.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 11:01:30

Very true, Red!

Was BOTPsyche any good? Have recorded it.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Sun 27-Jul-14 11:10:33

Anne people were allowed to talk and I don't think "we will be talking about him/her later" made an appearance in last nights show.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 11:30:52

shock Really Stila??? I will have to watch this later now, this must be the first time that's ever happened!

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Sun 27-Jul-14 11:35:15

Well, Rylan wasn't there .

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 12:34:44

That explains a lot. Was he off getting his teeth whitened?

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Sun 27-Jul-14 15:16:11

Maybe .
Better get some sunglasses on standby for tomorrow's BOTS then grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 15:28:49

I'm watching it now and it is amazing the difference. People were actually allowed to express an opinion. shock

threepiecesuite Sun 27-Jul-14 18:46:14

Yes I enjoyed it much more than usual. Helps that Matt Johnson is a little fitty.
The two psychologists didn't hold back on Steven.

FoxSticks Sun 27-Jul-14 21:00:10

I just watched BOTP, I really wish they had had footage to back up what they were saying to Steven so he could see Fingerleys body language.

TheSultanofPing Sun 27-Jul-14 21:07:41

I'm going off Chris a bit.
Christopher to win...he's the only one who deserves it imo.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:14:05

The only thing that puts me off Christopher is his ridiculous penis tattoo on the back of his neck.

Only1scoop Sun 27-Jul-14 21:29:19

Evening all....just tuned in

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:46:38

Quiet night here tonight.

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:50:01

Ashleigh isn't exactly being loyal to her best mate Danielle.

Only1scoop Sun 27-Jul-14 21:51:15

I'm really disliking Ashley tonight....getting a bit big n lary for her boots...,

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:51:30

Mark is an utter shit "go on Christopher, I'll think more highly of you if you do it". Bloody bully.

Only1scoop Sun 27-Jul-14 21:51:44

X post ....Anne as ever great minds wink

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:53:09

As always! grin We've watched too many of these!

madasamarchhare Sun 27-Jul-14 21:53:20

Exactly what I was going to post Anne trying to make him drink more then telling him to
Go in the pool. Nothing but a bully I don't know why Christopher gives him his time

notamonkeysuncle Sun 27-Jul-14 21:53:41

I actually want to slap Mark, he's just becoming more and more nasty to Christopher but Christopher doesn't seen to see it at all

Only1scoop Sun 27-Jul-14 21:54:16

Blimey Helen has actually mentioned her child....not actually that she misses him though hmm

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 21:57:11

I feel sorry for Helen with Ash. He is using her.

Realitybitesyourbum Sun 27-Jul-14 22:01:01

Helen has a child???!! Eh? I missed that one. How come she has never mentioned him/her? How old? I couldn't leave my kid for that long!

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 27-Jul-14 22:05:51

She's spoken about him before, she had him as a teenager I think, he's about 10.

UrsulaBuffay Sun 27-Jul-14 22:33:45

Watching on +1 I am sooooo bored of these tasks designed around zoe! She's so fake it's like she thinks she's some special guest star.

Shoopshoop2 Sun 27-Jul-14 22:48:45

I would prefer to slap Christopher. How can a grown man cowtow as only a 4 year old would to a 6yo sibling? Ash is being the most loyal person in there. No-one else would have stood by Helen,knowing what he does about her. He has the kindest eyes ever.

bakingnovice Sun 27-Jul-14 22:49:28

Wtf has happened to Chris. What a little shit he's being to pav. And hugging Helen yesterday then but ching about her with ashleigh. I used to like him. He's just a simpering hypocrite.

Poor pav, I know he's a bore but they're being horrible to him. Sick of zoe. Think Christopher or Winston might win. Mark is pretty vile too.

bakingnovice Sun 27-Jul-14 22:56:15

Oh and I'm loving his beats in the shower. Poor guy. Feel.really sorry for him. What a bunch of nasty bastards.

Shoopshoop2 Sun 27-Jul-14 22:57:00

Chris lost me when he started simpering around Helen with no good reason.

SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 27-Jul-14 23:48:18

Chris is pissing it away now. I still love his diary room commentary, but he actually seems to be instigating the isolation of Pav. I don't really understand why they are all against Pav, it's as if the housemates and the crowd joined forces?!

Ash still looks like he needs scrubbing down with wire wool. He looks like he's been working in a farm all week.

razmataz Mon 28-Jul-14 08:11:33

Chris is being cruel to Pav. What was it he said about Jale being the uncool kid hanging with the cool gang? If anything he is worse!

Mark is just nasty to Christopher but then he just takes it and lets him - he needs to grow a pair.

Zoe is bloody annoying.

I hope some of them are nominated this week - I'd like to see them get booed on Friday and realise they aren't so popular anymore. Might rethink their behaviour.

StilaOnTheWrongPlane Mon 28-Jul-14 10:01:12

Look who's 'up for nomination' this week ! wink

WowserBowser Mon 28-Jul-14 10:45:18

Agree about Chris. I think Helen will be well pissed off when she sees footage.

Poor Pav! I don't really see what he's done wrong.

I warmed to Winston when he was talking to Chris about the illuminati. He had a cute little face.

I like Ash but will go off him if he's not genuine about Helen.

Only1scoop Mon 28-Jul-14 10:47:00

I'm so bored of them all now ....watching is quite tedious....