Am I the only one who is excited about TOWIE returning later?

(506 Posts)
Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 18:44:55

Dh would have me believe I am smile he absolutely hates it with a passion!

I, on the other hand, can't bloody wait! It's my guilty pleasure.

TessTackle Sun 23-Feb-14 18:51:22

Your DH is wrong.
I'm v excited, if only to see Billie Faiers announce her baby news!

suntvandme Sun 23-Feb-14 18:52:11

I am partial to a bit of towie but watch it while I'm on treadmill or cross trainer to spur me on
I Cant remember whos left and if anyone's new but hope something kicks off

BuzzardBird Sun 23-Feb-14 19:02:13

What time is it on?

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Feb-14 19:03:48

Eek! I am so excited. I want to see her announce it too, TessTackle

I love TOWIE, DH loves it too grin

10pm ITV2 BuzzardBird

TessTackle Sun 23-Feb-14 19:11:14

I need it back in my life, the mood I'm in I need some light entertainment!

Will Gemma and Rami's break up be shown or just alluded to?!

Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 19:32:50

smile Oh good i'm not alone!

I don't think they'll show the Gemma break up... might be wrong though. I bet she gets back with arg again. I do love Gemma though smile

Lucy isn't in it now is she? Supposed to be someone new in it, a new girl. Will be interesting to see how they fit in.

TessTackle Sun 23-Feb-14 19:34:57

I love Gemma too, but if she gets back with Arg I might well cry tears of frustration. He's such a chauvinist pig! Treats her so badly bless her.

Yeah I heard Lucy had left too, I wonder whose love interest the new girl will be?

Sunshineonsea Sun 23-Feb-14 19:35:26

Yay I'm excited too!

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 23-Feb-14 19:35:34

I will be watching but I'll be hankering after the old days of mark and lauren and saying 'its not the same'. I do like Gemma though

Sunshineonsea Sun 23-Feb-14 19:36:42

Arg cheated on Lydia with Amy child's according to his autobiography! (I havnt read it, I'm not that bad, it was in paper(

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Feb-14 19:39:27

I loved it when Mark and Lauren were in it.

<screams> "10 YEARS!!!!"

Amandine29 Sun 23-Feb-14 19:43:57

Mark and Lauren were brilliant tv. When she pushed him in the pool I almost cheered.

I hardly like anyone left in it but I'll still be watching. Gemma is awful. Only Bobby is worse.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Feb-14 19:50:25

Gemma is vile. She's so manipulative and comes across as a bully. I couldn't be friends with someone like her.

FreeLikeABird Sun 23-Feb-14 19:54:31

Me,me,me grin can't wait for it, it's my guilty pleasure too, it's on for an hour tonight.
Lucy and Joey are not in it, there is a new girl called grace, which I saw a tweet from a certain celeb that her legs were open more than the local 24hr asda store shock
Also I believe there is a new man, a rich businessman if the rumours are true smile

Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 20:03:47

Aw I'd forgotten joey won't be in it sad he was funny,although he was better when he first came into it and was trying tAw I'd forgotten joey won't be in it sad he was funny,although he was better when he first came into it and was trying to start all these new fashions - like wearing a shirt like a Cape with just the top button done up and no others!

I think Gemma is a nice person. I think arg is an arse however. I think Gemma is deluded into thinking she can change him or when he grows up he'll realise it's her he wants and everything else is just him being a twat. Hmmm. I'm not convinced he isn't actually the twat. smile

Dh and I always argue because he thinks it's all completely made up.. I think some of it staged but the people are real. Blah blah. To be honest even if it is all a load of crap and all staged who cares smile I enjoy it for the rubbish it is.

Mark and Lauren were amazing ! o start all these new fashions - like wearing a shirt like a Cape with just the top button done up and no others!

I think Gemma is a nice person. I think arg is an arse however. I think Gemma is deluded into thinking she can change him or when he grows up he'll realise it's her he wants and everything else is just him being a twat. Hmmm. I'm not convinced he isn't actually the twat. smile

Dh and I always argue because he thinks it's all completely made up.. I think some of it staged but the people are real. Blah blah. To be honest even if it is all a load of crap and all staged who cares smile I enjoy it for the rubbish it is.

Mark and Lauren were amazing !

Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 20:04:26

Oh dear excuse my phone ! It's copied some of it and posted twice. Oops !

FreeLikeABird Sun 23-Feb-14 20:05:28

Fairylea that post did make me laugh grin with the repeats.

Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 20:06:24

I repeated myself as much as Gemma and arg! smile,

PinkPeanuts Sun 23-Feb-14 20:16:20

I'm excited! It's my guilty pleasure! I can't bare Gemma though angry

FreeLikeABird Sun 23-Feb-14 20:20:16

You sure did wink
Gemma is a bully, arg is just gross, not sure there is another word, he can be funny but he takes it to far sometimes.
I think we will be getting some ferne and Charlie drama tonight wink

TessTackle Sun 23-Feb-14 20:39:21

Ooohhh love a good Ferlie drama!

Fairylea Sun 23-Feb-14 22:14:36

Oh dear ferne is in a bad way! The only way she's ever going to get over Charlie is no contact at all!

KarenBrockman Sun 23-Feb-14 22:16:14

Diags is looking less depressed, and more groomed.

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 23-Feb-14 22:18:43

Love towie tho watching at 11pm tonight as 10pm clashes smile

Gemma apparently was so in love with rami and now off again

Always said billies relationship seemed stable as her man was never shown in the programme

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Feb-14 22:21:26

Ferne needs to get Charlie out of her life once and for all. All this talk of her cheating on him is obvz rubbish.

I loved Billie in her red heels having her scan.

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Feb-14 22:25:04

Yep Dan is a DILF in my book grin

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Feb-14 23:08:00

Dan is definitely a DILF <swoons>

Dillydollydaydream Sun 23-Feb-14 23:10:28

Ooh. How'd I miss Towie being back on. I love a bit of car crash tv.
Agree about Dan. Did you see him on Splash smile

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Feb-14 23:20:27

Dan is the only reason I watched Splash. Have you seen the pics of him with his son? Made my ovaries cry.

Sunshineonsea Mon 24-Feb-14 09:06:16

What happened last night? I fell asleep and don't have wifi to watch it on iplayer
What sex is billies baby?

KarenBrockman Mon 24-Feb-14 09:07:06

girl

Dillydollydaydream Mon 24-Feb-14 10:10:09

There's an Athenaesque type picture of him which is rather lovely, from an arty pov of course.

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 25-Feb-14 12:00:57

Only caught up with it last night- dont think much of the new intro and weird camera techniques?! This may be the series I give up watching say that every year unless this Frank proves to be interesting who is he?
Also was charlie wearing dress?

BellBottomBlues Tue 25-Feb-14 12:06:53

"Am I the only one who is excited about TOWIE returning later?"

I hope so.

MikeLitoris Tue 25-Feb-14 12:08:28

Im not sure who frank is but im sure he gained a few thousand Twitter followers on Sunday night.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 25-Feb-14 12:14:46

Frank is best friends with Jack Tweed. He had a dispute with Chanelle Hayes (exBB 'star' and was dating Jack Tweed) last year after calling her son some pretty vile things.

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 25-Feb-14 12:57:57

He sounds like quite a charmer- what was his surname? Will google him

MikeLitoris Tue 25-Feb-14 13:48:53

Its frank major.

He sounds like an utter tool.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 25-Feb-14 14:50:37

Yes, IIRC he said that Chanelle's son, who I think is about 4 looked like Uncle Fester from the Adams family. He came across as such dick.

HotDogHotDogHotDiggityDog Tue 25-Feb-14 15:03:51

I'm quite surprised people think Gemma is nice.
Like most bullies, she's got low self esteem and likes to make other people feel like shit to make herself feel better. She's so nasty and manipulative. I think her and Arg suit. They're both vile. I'm sure I read somewhere she was a bully in school too.

Mario came across as sweet on CBB but he makes me cringe trying to flash his cash all the time. He thinks he's so smooth.

Dan is a beauty! I want his babies grin

AlpacaYourThings Tue 25-Feb-14 15:32:01

I'm sure I read somewhere she was a bully in school too.

That would surprise me, in fact I would be more surprised if she wasn't.

HollaAtMeBaby Tue 25-Feb-14 15:44:55

Marking place until I can watch on catch up!

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 25-Feb-14 21:41:45

I like Gemma on the show as she's good entertainment in RL that sort of behaviour- controlling Bobby I would hate.
I have been told by my hairdresser's sister so it must be true that she is very rude to people if they ask for her autograph or for a picture

TessTackle Wed 26-Feb-14 22:26:10

What on earth was new blonde doing to new brunettes hair?! She certainly wasn't putting rollers in it properly grin

AlpacaYourThings Wed 26-Feb-14 22:51:36

Oh Ferne...

MikeLitoris Wed 26-Feb-14 22:55:21

I'm not a fan of the new girls. The blonde is very familiar.

Ferne is stunning but she has appalling taste in men!

TessTackle Wed 26-Feb-14 22:56:10

She has NO self control alpacani was physically cringing blush

TessTackle Wed 26-Feb-14 22:58:39

Mike I think she's just a bit of an Essex clone. The pouting is driving me mad already, sigh.

MikeLitoris Wed 26-Feb-14 23:20:35

She is my current girl crush when she doesn't talk I would kill for her wardrobe.

Agree that the pouting is silly.

TessTackle Wed 26-Feb-14 23:27:44

I think she's beautiful Mike and yy she dresses so well.
I like her husky voice too just not the shit she spouts

AlpacaYourThings Wed 26-Feb-14 23:38:38

Me too, Tess I was cringing for her tonight!

She seems like the new Lucy... "I promise I didn't sleep with him, no, no, no. Honestly I didn't, I swear. Ok... Fine I did"

She even has the "you are so much worse than me!" routine that Lucy used to use down to a fine art as well!

Chottie Fri 28-Feb-14 05:50:11

What do we all think about Gemma's wardrobe?

TessTackle Fri 28-Feb-14 08:45:43

I liked her pink cape, but she really doesn't dress for her shape does she?!

Chottie Sun 02-Mar-14 06:17:34

Are we all watching tonight? smile

MikeLitoris Sun 02-Mar-14 07:33:13

I will be.

Just read that Sam and joey are back together again. Wonder if that will get mentioned on the show?

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 02-Mar-14 16:05:55

Finally watched wed episode

So ferne is a liar - there was a slight overlap .....

Freedom parties???????

Lots of new girls grace Georgia and other sheep nameless one

ZebraZeebra Sun 02-Mar-14 19:29:47

I missed what's up with Sam - why has she been ill?

AlpacaYourThings Sun 02-Mar-14 19:34:04

She as Crohn's disease.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 02-Mar-14 20:13:50

*has

MikeTheShite Mon 03-Mar-14 19:42:43

where do they get all this money from?angry

MikeLitoris Mon 03-Mar-14 20:06:09

Personal appearances I would think. I know most of the female cast have clothing and fake tan lines. Sam and Billie have had their shop for ages and Billie has just started a baby clothes shop with her sil.

I don't think they get paid much to be on it do they?

MikeTheShite Mon 03-Mar-14 20:13:43

that's what I was thinking it can be that cash happy just doing the programme smile

MikeLitoris Mon 03-Mar-14 20:19:14

Just had a quick Google and its £80 a day they get while filming.

MikeTheShite Mon 03-Mar-14 20:20:59

certainly can't see that paying for that Mercedes

ZebraZeebra Mon 03-Mar-14 20:31:43

Thanks Alpaca!

I really do not think Frank Major is all that AT ALL. He looks bloated and bloodshot eyed and kinda greasy, like a permanent hangover is being sweated out his pores.

MikeLitoris Mon 03-Mar-14 20:42:59

I'm sure the cars are lent to them. I might be following some of the cast on twitter and instagram and have seen at least one mention being loaned a range rover.

Nice bit of advertising for the car sales people.

Yy to Frank looking hungover.

MikeTheShite Tue 04-Mar-14 12:50:40

Oh yes of course! that explains why Tom wasn't concerned about Arg!

YY Frank turns my stomach.
I'm only 24 but am I missing something, whats with the boys hair. it looks like someone got distracted with the clippers and accidentally left the top bit on.

<yes Charlie im mainly eyeballing you and your stoopid hair>

MikeLitoris Tue 04-Mar-14 14:00:07

God I can't stand Charlie. He has been so smug. Don't even get me started on his clothes! He looks ridiculous.

MikeTheShite Tue 04-Mar-14 14:27:47

He is a walking definition of awful. Fern can do so much better

Sparklysilversequins Tue 04-Mar-14 14:52:56

Frank's stupid looking lips like The Joker made me grin. He did NOT walk into something at all, looked like Botox to me! Ferne is just all over the place isn't she?

I love James Locke though he really gets a mention in these threads. He's far too good for Witchy Dani IMO.

Arg, I hate you. Always have and always will. You and Gemma deserve each other.

I do actually really like Tom Pierce, he makes me laugh, sooooooo smooth. Poor Diags has no chance. I do like Fran though.

That Grace is meh and doesn't hold a candle to Lucy Meck!

ZebraZeebra Tue 04-Mar-14 17:42:15

Grace is SO pouty, even for TOWIE. Why do people think that's a good look?

Frank's lips were ridiculous! He's so bloated and puffy, and with a trout pout!

Amandine29 Tue 04-Mar-14 20:10:41

James Locke is not too good for Dani. It is clearly going to come out that he's cheated on her. He's following the towie cheater's script at the minute... It goes something like - deny it until she gets suspicious, admit to talking to some girls (but they came on to him), finally admit to shagging 10 girls.

Amandine29 Tue 04-Mar-14 20:12:00

He is looking so shifty at the minute, it's just a matter of time until it all comes out.

Exactly the same as Mark/Arg/Mario/Charlie etc...

MikeLitoris Tue 04-Mar-14 22:03:46

I feel sorry for Danielle. It doesn't look like he is telling the truth at all does it?

I hope she does actually dump him though.

Amandine29 Tue 04-Mar-14 22:32:10

Yep, I'm sure we'll find out he's been cheating pretty soon. I feel sorry for her as well but she seems to be better at standing up for herself than the rest of the towie girls. Hopefully she will dump him if he has cheated.

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 05-Mar-14 15:09:00

No relationship on towie has lasted and been faithful - apart from Billie and her man and that's coz he is never on show - apart from baby party

Arg / maybe keep hands on the wheel when driving - certainly wouldn't let him in my car - so must be rented cars

Locke - obv been dipping his dick in someone wick sad

And agree if following girls via twitter then like having a phone number

Me major def had Botox or a fight / walked into a lamppost my arse !!!!!!

And if in a class (tho even was a silly face stretching/blinking) and I was a paying customer /teacher I would be pissed off that the towie lot talk and laugh in the class

MikeLitoris Wed 05-Mar-14 22:09:53

God Arg and his stupid Laugh are so annoying.

TessTackle Wed 05-Mar-14 22:11:59

Mike I was just coming on to ball him a cunt grin

How awkward Dani just said "I'm not a mug" when Jess 100% was Hahahahaha

Amandine29 Wed 05-Mar-14 22:14:09

They are so setting this up for James Locke to have cheated on his girlfriend.

Frank Major was in a fight by the looks of it. Walked in to a door is a ridiculous cover story.

TessTackle Wed 05-Mar-14 22:15:21

I thought frank just had a weird face for gods sake!

I feel sorry for Dani sad

MikeLitoris Wed 05-Mar-14 22:16:57

I thought that about Danni and Jess! Awkward.

I'm actually a bit surprised at James being so much of a pig. He doesn't seem to think he did anything wrong. :

MikeLitoris Wed 05-Mar-14 22:17:52

I'v seen pictures of frank he looks smart and quite good looking. God know why he has gone on Towie looking like shit.

TessTackle Wed 05-Mar-14 22:24:59

He must be desperate For some exposure.

Errrrr is Locke serious right now?! He's gone right down in my estimations talking like that about his girlfriend; twat!

MikeLitoris Wed 05-Mar-14 22:34:12

I missed it. Shitty sky box isn't getting a signal! angry

TessTackle Wed 05-Mar-14 22:36:43

He was basically slagging her off saying he'll do what he wants, she's being childish and pissing him off. Pretty sure he called her a stupid little girl

Sparklysilversequins Thu 06-Mar-14 09:56:36

Frank looked better last night, maybe he had a hangover before? Charlie needed that telling off.

Tom made me laugh when he kept shoving those flowers at Fran whenever she was telling him off. I do like Fran, she seems to have a healthy approach to things.

Diags needs to get a grip. Tell Fran or stop whining. Tom's plan was rubbish though.

Yes we KNOW spas are relaxing , stop going on about it!!

Mario is still trying to show Lucy that he can change I think. That's what this celibacy nonsense is about. It's all for her benefit.

Lewis is too good for Grace, he seems genuine, she seems fluffy. Did you see them nibbling, tiny little bites of their pizza at their girls night in? God forbid they would actually EAT anything!

Gemma, Arg, - meh!

Sparklysilversequins Thu 06-Mar-14 10:00:02

Oh forgot Lockie and Dani. He's cheated clearly. The relationship has now gone tits up. Not sure why him not going on the boys night out would prove anything though? She's at the spa and he sits at home watching a DVD? confused what does that prove?

MikeTheShite Thu 06-Mar-14 12:17:38

I'm still laughing about Charlie ranting about Frank thinking himself as a womaniser looking how he does.
Someone pass the boy a mirror.
His hair is reminding me of a straggly comb over.

What do we think of Lewis?

MikeLitoris Thu 06-Mar-14 14:51:37

Finally caught up!

I watched as much as I could but the cringe got a bit too much at times.

I really don't like grace and Georgia. Not sure why. The nibbling was ridiculous. Fran seems OK but seems to really dumb down when she is around those two.

I think Lewis is OK. Doent seem to show much personality.

I couldn't watch charlie and frank arguing. Its too ridiculous. They are both Mugs.

I saw on twitter than Frank wants to have a boxing match with Mario. They had a little bit of bitching going on. Don't think Mario was too keen though.

James has 100% cheated. He is rubbish at lying.

Why are they not showing more of Elliot? He is gorgeous.

MikeLitoris Thu 06-Mar-14 14:53:04

And yy to Charlie calling frank out for his looks. Charlie is not a looker at all IMO. And let's not even start on his dress sense.

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 06-Mar-14 15:53:01

Think Franks a bit of a lad isn't he don't think any of the towie blokes are too happy with anothe 'alpha' male supposedly turning up. I'm losing the plot friendship wise since when have tom and charlie been mates and then elliot is best mates with Lochie now..what?! thinks about getting a life but carries on regardless

MikeLitoris Thu 06-Mar-14 15:58:18

I had to agree with Sam when she said al the drama and bitching is done by the males. The girls all seem like friends (in this series anyway).

It is funny how Mario is now friends with Tom and Dan considering how he has had issues with both over Lucy. And I can't remember ever seeing Elliot and James in a scene together, let alone be 'best friends'

Fairylea Thu 06-Mar-14 21:32:36

Been catching up....

I'm really getting into the whole Locke cheating scandal! Can't wait to see what Bobby says.... surely it has to be to do with that?! And is Bobby going to look for a surrogate? That would be an interesting thread....! smile (I really like Bobby).

Frank looks so bloody rough. Yuck. But then so does Charlie. Girl does pick em!

MikeLitoris Thu 06-Mar-14 21:48:05

I love some of the stuff Bobby comes out with. I don't think I could cope with him for more than an hour at a time though!

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 06-Mar-14 22:13:30

Never star on towie if in a relationship

Ferne and her ex were together 3 yrs and apparently happy. Joined towie and he cheated and they spilt up

Lockie (James) and dani were together a while. Join towie and they will spilt up and he obv has cheated

Anyone notice when the girls had a manicure when Georgia was having her nails done the camera zoomed in and the manicurist had short bitten nails / not a good advertisement for your business !!'n

Frank is prob cute under that beard

Sparklysilversequins Mon 10-Mar-14 10:30:20

Not sure about the Lockie/Dani situation. If not serious with her, was it cheating? It's always hard at the beginning to call the point where fidelity should be expected. I thought that the drink throwing seemed more of a result of him pointing out they weren't actually serious at the point this supposed infidelity occurred. He's a pig for calling her to his hotel straight afterwards. I can't help but like him though, he makes me laugh.

Ferne, Charlie, 'Frank Major" (you know something's not right when your new GF refers to by your full name inc surname don't you?) - meh!

Diags is looking better these days isn't he?

Grace looks like the wish dragon from The Never Ending Story.

Sparklysilversequins Mon 10-Mar-14 10:32:33

Oh and whatever the outcome of "Jani" I hope Lockie bops Bobby on the nose!

MikeLitoris Mon 10-Mar-14 19:40:14

I've just caught up.

Glad Frankie Major is out of that weird 3 some. My money is on Ferne and charlie being back together this week. That will never last.

As for Dani and James, I can't see her dumping him. I think she will forgive him. That was a shitty comment about not being that into her.

And the more I see Grace the more I agree she does loom like that pic!

MikeLitoris Mon 10-Mar-14 19:42:26

look not loom.

MikeTheShite Mon 10-Mar-14 19:54:44

I see Charlie was his normal arrogant self, good on Frank though

did you see the foot ladies feet- they were filthy!!

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 10-Mar-14 22:08:36

Not that serious so fine to sleep with another girl. Wtf !!!!

Let's hope dani does dump and stay away from him

If you are gonna cheat don't do it in front of friends

And always wonder If the cast actually watch it as then they would know all the gossip about theirselves grin

Wonder who the girl was and why she texted bobbi

Sparklysilversequins Mon 10-Mar-14 22:24:28

If it wasn't serious and they weren't actually in an agreed relationship then yes of course it's fine.

HollaAtMeBaby Mon 10-Mar-14 22:44:41

Grace has got such a horsy face and her pout is ridiculous.

Charlie needs to get the huge mole removed from his face before he criticises anyone else's appearance.

Gemma was being vile during the cheating revelation scene last night - you could see she was absolutely loving seeing Lockie and Dani's relationship unravel.

And I was not happy about the gratuitous pole-dancing scene especially as we didn't see Dan shirtless at any point angry

Sparklysilversequins Mon 10-Mar-14 22:47:40

Gemma is always there sticking the knife in when things go wrong. I find her deeply spiteful and unpleasant.

AlpacaYourThings Mon 10-Mar-14 22:49:49

Cannot stand Gemma. She is vile.

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 10-Mar-14 23:53:06

Not sure what happens with Gemma and Ravi. She got engaged at Xmas time then dumped him a month or so later

Tbh they all revel and relish when they find out gossip / someone's been unfaithful

Most girls on there are catty

I think the only nice guenuine one is Billie

Lauren and Chloe need to sort out their bald patches in their hair. Too many bad extensions

AlpacaYourThings Tue 11-Mar-14 19:09:09

Yes, Billie always seems genuine. Sam seems quite nice too.

I read in a few magazines that Gemma said he put her down for being overweight and according to Rami Gemma was violent towards him. If its true, it sounds very dysfunctional.

MikeLitoris Tue 11-Mar-14 19:57:14

Didn't Gemma have a miscarriage too?

Apparently he was really horrible to her.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 11-Mar-14 23:21:33

I hadn't heard that.

It sounds like neither of them were very good to each other.

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 11-Mar-14 23:56:08

She said she had a mc when she was younger (and slimmer) and that's why she put on weight

Tho last year or before she lost 3stone and to think a 14 and looked fab

Agree about Charlie's mole. I would have removed tho maybe the scar would be big

MikeLitoris Wed 12-Mar-14 13:52:58

Looks like James is getting another drink in the face tonight grin

Sparklysilversequins Wed 12-Mar-14 13:54:01

Excellent grin

I love to see drinks flying about!

MikeTheShite Wed 12-Mar-14 14:01:29

also looks like fearne is rekindling with Charlie!

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 12-Mar-14 14:57:40

Ferne and charlie are just a toxic relationship more fool her as frank major would have been a much better option. I do like frank he's the best 'new' person they've brought in for absolutely ages

MikeLitoris Wed 12-Mar-14 16:11:01

Mario posted a pic on twitter of Ferne and Charlie together watching Towie so I think that is defo back on. And there was those pics of him ring shopping.

And agree on Frank. I like his straight talking.

TessTackle Wed 12-Mar-14 18:15:44

I forgot it was Wednesday, how exciting!!

James deserves the alco-blind. Infidelity is infidelity and I think downplaying it only hurts more.

Disappointed in Fearne sad

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 12-Mar-14 19:00:38

And going back to having chloe as a sil she must be mad - think chloe is sly and think she was awful to sam

TessTackle Wed 12-Mar-14 19:24:34

I agree, she's been awful and underhand to Fearne too. Even before all the cheating came to light. She was forever in Charlie's ear putting her down. Vile.

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 06:49:25

As much as James and Danielle were a bit too lairy I agree with them last night. The information bobby gave Danielle showed it couldn't be true. Bobby and Gemma just called her a mug. You can see how much Gemma just loves being the one to give bad news. She really is vile.

Some of those costumes where just awful too.

Sparklysilversequins Thu 13-Mar-14 07:31:54

Charlie's lost respect for Ferne?!! WTF?!

One word Charlie - Jasmine!

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 07:41:47

Exactly! Charlie forgets that he went on a 'Lads' holiday, got caught cheating with some girl and Ferne found out by seeing the pics in the Daily Fail of all places. He then admitted to sleeping with 20 girls. Absolutely vile little boy.

Did they actually get back together last night? I saw the kiss but not what was said after.

Sparklysilversequins Thu 13-Mar-14 07:59:24

I'm not sure Jani were too lairy tbh, I think Gemma's had that coming for a LONG time.

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 08:02:35

I thought the conversation ended with Fearne saying "so we're friends" and then they kissed :/ she told him she loved him and he said "I know"!

I'm totally team Dani, Gemma is showing herself to be more and more vile, and she wonders why she's always single!!

I don't think bobby did a bad thing showing dani the texts necessarily but the behaviour in Gemma's shop was pathetic.

Also, were Fran, Grace and Georgia in a house that's been used before when they were discussing tom and diags? Possibly Joey's?

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 10:29:25

I completely agreed with Dani and James, just didn't like the language. Slag and fat etc. I did see that dani apologised for the fat comment though.

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 10:41:44

I kind of agree Mike but she's always launching personal attacks, I'm glad someone put her in her place.

AlpacaYourThings Thu 13-Mar-14 16:16:47

I loved that Danielle and James said something to Gemma, no one ever says anything to her and its been a long time coming!

I agree that the language they used wasn't the nicest but Gemma always launches personal attacks so its hard to say that she didn't deserve it.

AlpacaYourThings Thu 13-Mar-14 16:17:39

Sorry meant to say I agree TessTackle didn't see that I had used the same wording as you!

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 16:22:33

Alpaca How very dare you!

AlpacaYourThings Thu 13-Mar-14 16:23:17

Sorry blush

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 16:32:45

Great minds wink

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 17:24:58

Any idea why last nights episode isn't on the ITV player? I wanted to watch the bits I missed but it isn't available.

MikeTheShite Thu 13-Mar-14 17:36:55

Mike I watched it on there about 12pm but now I can't see it there and doesn't come up on my last viewed either

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 17:41:09

I put it on before work today and it was working. Came home to watch it properly and its not there. And yes I am aware this makes me sound like some mental Towie obsessive blush grin

MikeTheShite Thu 13-Mar-14 17:50:55

how frustrating! That would really annoy me too.

I really really cannot stand Charlie, and I don't think Lockie is lying

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 18:03:03

I, think I agree with you about Lockie. The fish finger told bobby things that can't be true. The body hair and staying over night etc. At that point bobby should have said, I'm sorry I got involved but I felt I had to tell you. Instead he and Vile Gemma were thoroughly disappointed. Horrible drama queens.

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 18:03:35

I, think I agree with you about Lockie. The fish finger told bobby things that can't be true. The body hair and staying over night etc. At that point bobby should have said, I'm sorry I got involved but I felt I had to tell you. Instead he and Vile Gemma were thoroughly disappointed. Horrible drama queens.

MikeTheShite Thu 13-Mar-14 18:05:01

Yes it really showed Bobby and Gemma up- adding fuel to the fire so to speakangry

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 18:06:30

I was going to say that about the Fish Finger's story not adding up. Gemma looked like someone had shit in her coffee when she heard that!

AlpacaYourThings Thu 13-Mar-14 20:37:26

Great minds

I'll go with that! grin

It was clear that Gemma and Bobby just wanted to shit stir. Really nasty.

MikeLitoris Thu 13-Mar-14 20:58:24

grin Tess

I still can't see it all on ITV player. I wanted to see the Ferne/Charlie bit and I missed the end of Dani getting chucked out of Gemma's shop.

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 13-Mar-14 21:33:04

I would have totally been on Lockie's side as it's obviously a load of shit that has fuck all to do with gemma and bobby but calling gemma a fat slag made him look like a total knob.
I did like Danni telling gemma off in her own shop though

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 21:46:20

Wishful I know what you mean but again, she dishes it out 99.9% of the time, so it's definitely her turn to take it.

I just know the next few episodes she's going to be sobbing into her cake tin at him calling her fat, saying he's trying to knock her down but she is a STRONG POWERFUL WOMIN INNIT

Sparklysilversequins Thu 13-Mar-14 21:51:25

She's bloody awful and Danni was bang on about how she treats Bobby. He used to be so fiesty but seems totally submissive to her now. I think I might have lost it too if she smirked at me like that after I had nearly lost my relationship over nasty gossip.

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 13-Mar-14 21:55:06

It's the slag part for me though such a typical chauvist response he's struggling to put his arguement across so the default 'you're a slag' comes out. There was just no need- I thought some one might have told him to pipe down sooner

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 13-Mar-14 21:57:04

But yes overall gemma needed putting back on her box- Lockie's went about it the wrong way is all. But agree Bobby is very submissive the dynamic of that friendship is bizarre.

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 22:21:17

Oh no I agree, I would have preferred munter or knob head, much more accurate.
Slag is derogatory isn't it.

Yy about bobby, his eyes were straight on the floor in Gemma's shop, pathetic.

AClassyMove Thu 13-Mar-14 22:26:59

I remember when Bobby started off in TOWIE, he explained he had been in a relationship with a guy who was nasty to him.

What has happened to him adopting?

TessTackle Thu 13-Mar-14 22:30:13

I think he's going for a surrogate now instead.

MikeTheShite Fri 14-Mar-14 13:19:36

Has anyone seen the sorryDM article with the pictures of Lockie from the GT.
off to get a cold flannel

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 14-Mar-14 15:29:58

Amazing how we all say that Lockie isn't a cheat now coz the fish finger story was wrong

Gemma needed telling. She isn't a slag lol but def fat and what dani and Lockie said to her was true. She is a bully

The amount of times she make bobbI feel bad and then she makes him say sorry and all is forgiven

Was lovely the kiss at the end with Diaz smile

Amandine29 Fri 14-Mar-14 15:39:21

Totally agree that just because the fishfinger's story was a lie it doesn't mean he hasn't cheated...

I really hope it works out for Diags. He is probably the only nice guy in the show and he seems to always be in Tom's shadow. Tom is usually alright actually but the whole plan he had with Fran was totally misguided/immature.

Gemma is beyond awful. She does need telling but I'm sure she will just turn this around into them bullying her. She is very manipulative and under all the bravado she clearly has very low self esteem.

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:07:18

Are we ready for Gemma's tears?

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 22:18:52

Was hoping you were here Mike ha.

I don't think Gemma's owed an apology really. Had I said what Dani &Lockie had, I'd say I was sorry if i hurt her feelings, but I stood by the rest of it.
She's trying to maintain she had the moral high ground walking away but she'd already alco blinded Lockie!!

Also she kissed Arg yet again <boak>

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:24:10

She is making out she was responding to an attack but actually she was the one to start with the attitude! I'd apologise for the fat comment but nothing else.

I'm bemused that no one seems to understand that the information the fish finger gave makes it impossible for her to be telling the truth! Obviously he could have cheated other times but that wasn't what the argument is about.

I'm a little in love with Elliott. He is on one with the advice tonight though isn't he?

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 22:32:34

Ha he really is. I do like Elliot, a little over protective of Jess but his hearts in the right place.

They want Lockie so desperately to have cheated. I'd be the exact same as Dani.

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:35:59

What can this girl say to make Dani believe her? Either she lied about the things she told Bobby or she will lie on the phone. I have no idea what I would do if I was Dani.

Looks like Chloe is trying to break Mario's celibacy!

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:39:12

I've got a feeling James might admit to something happening.

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 22:39:12

I think Chloe has a bit of a thing for Mario!

Yes I agree about Dani, the thing is the girl may know about the issues in her story and now change them. How can she go back on the shaving thing though? My DP trims, and rarely lol, so if a girl said "oh yes Mr. Tackle is totally shaved everywhere" I'd know she was full of shit.

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 22:39:34

I hope he hasn't cheated sad

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:46:07

I wouldn't normally say it but I think she should draw a line under it all and move on. I really hope he hasn't.

I can't say I blame Chloe. Mario is a bit of a looker IMO.

Lepreporn Sun 16-Mar-14 22:47:46

Why are they calling the girl a fish finger ? Have I missed something really obvious. Thanks

MikeLitoris Sun 16-Mar-14 22:50:13

Bobby made a comment previously that the men in Essex have lobster at home but go out and pull fish fingers behind their backs. When the cheating stuff came out the girl involved put on twitter that she must be the fishfinger.

I really felt for Jess tonight sad

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 22:52:35

The thing with Jess is that she had these doubts a year ago and brushed them under the carpet. Why did she think they'd just disappear,bless her?

Yeah Mario's alright I guess, I like a Manly Man, proper stubble and un-waxed eyebrows grin

Sparklysilversequins Sun 16-Mar-14 22:56:28

I am pretty convinced that Mario's "celibacy" is all for Lucy Meck's benefit. He won't go for Chloe. He has peaked with Lucy, he would never do better than her and he knows it, that's why he wants her back.

Fairylea Sun 16-Mar-14 22:57:08

I'm surprised jess is still with ricky. I think she can do so much better to be honest. He always seems a bit flaky.

Somehow I want to think lockie didn't cheat because I have warmed to him and dani but I really don't know.

Gemma looks on the verge of having a total nervous breakdown this series. She doesn't seem well to me, she seems constantly on the edge of tears. Regardless of what kind of person she is its clear Arg isn't doing her any favours.

Elliot is coming up roses smile

Lepreporn Sun 16-Mar-14 23:14:35

Thanks Mike. That makes sense.

TessTackle Sun 16-Mar-14 23:19:38

Agree Sparkly it's all for Lucy and Chloe's too old

Gemma definitely doesn't seem stable, she never knows what she wants, and clings to the idea of changing Arg into a man. She should know better.

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 07:02:54

Oh it definitely all for Lucy and Chloe has no chance. I think Mario is lovely looking but could never live with a man that stole my straighteners or wore those god awful jeans he had on.

Gemma really needs to stay away from Arg. He is ruining her self esteem. He is a silly , giggly little boy.

I have always been a bit surprised by Jess and Ricky. They seem to be in very different places.

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 17-Mar-14 10:25:34

Jess forgave was a mug over Ricky but she says that dani shouldn't stay with James

What Bobbie said - Brighton is far - she can pop on the bus to come up - bet the fish finger come to Essex ....,,,,

I'm not on twitter but is anyone on here? An follow towie? Who I the fish finger?

Ditto if someone said dp cheated and shaved / he is a hairy creature - plus if she was there till 7am and dani got there 2/3am then this can't be true

Lovely to see fran and Diaz happy smile

Why does Gemma keep going with arg - he's an immature prat

Spray tans - would have strap marks via bikini top strings .........

Chloe is def trying to stir

Why would Jess mum say freeze eggs - she's 28 not 38 !!!!

TessTackle Mon 17-Mar-14 12:44:59

Jess' mum is sooooo weird!

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 15:26:09

I'm on twitter and follow them all but haven't seen who the fish finger is. I am 100% sure she will pop up on episode soon.

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 15:39:43

Just looked at twitter and apparently its Sallie axl she was on Big Bro a few years ago. She says she has photos that prove she is telling the truth.

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 17-Mar-14 15:54:26

Hmmmm. We need to are pics of fish finger and Lockie

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 16:02:40

Here you go

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 17-Mar-14 16:38:54

Omg mike

Are you the fish finger .........

Or is this from twitter

Fairylea Mon 17-Mar-14 16:57:45

<loves the term "fishfinger"> smile

Goodness me... She's going to turn up in the next episode isn't she? I hope so.....

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 17:00:41

Yes, I admit it. I am a much tattooed glamour model from Brighton grin

Its from twitter.

I would be very surprised if she doesn't turn up soon. She is slightly fame hungry <understatement>

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 17:03:32

I see she is also an ex of Tom P too.

Fairylea Mon 17-Mar-14 17:06:09

I think everyone in the world is an ex of Tom P.

BelleateSebastian Mon 17-Mar-14 17:22:00

I loved the way that when Arg told Gemma he wasn't going to offer up his services any more she 'shushed' him and then said it was never going to work as she was older than him and she was ending it! .... they're both twats.

Sally Axl is a twat, even before her skanky fish finger antics.

I so want Diags (not 'Diaz', he's called Diags because of his diagonal mouth!) and Fran to work out, they're lovely - and NOT twats smile

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 17-Mar-14 17:58:59

fairylea pmsl - this is true smile

And FF will def turn up in towie asap

Amandine29 Mon 17-Mar-14 18:44:53

He looks hilarious in that photo!

I loved the way Gemma tried to make out her and Arg wouldn't work because of the age difference. No love he just doesn't care about you.

MikeLitoris Mon 17-Mar-14 18:47:36

I couldn't watch the gemma/arg break up. I was cringing too much. I could only listen. She has a strange way of speaking that really grates on me. She reminds me of Vanessa from Gavin and Stacey.

MikeTheShite Mon 17-Mar-14 19:45:32

I really don't like Grace. I have to agree I think the fish finger is going to turn up.
Does anyone else have a problem looking at Chloe, lovely girl but her top lip doesn't move.
I really hope Diags and Fran work out.
I love elliot but really want dan to come in more.
Finding Carol, Jess and Ricky really strange.
I see Sam is challenging her inner Jlo. Billie is looking so lovely.
Gemma and Arg is pure cringe worthy now!

BelleateSebastian Mon 17-Mar-14 20:48:51

I reckon Ricky is gay, he and Jess won't last. Jess is lovely but needs to calm the botox down, she is only 28 but looks like a well preserved 48 yo x

AlpacaYourThings Mon 17-Mar-14 21:59:55

What was up with Carol's face last night. She looked very puffy confused

TessTackle Tue 18-Mar-14 13:41:25

Oh dan loverrrssssss? Where are yooouuu?



You're welcome.

WowserBowser Tue 18-Mar-14 14:00:17

I remember Sallie in BB! Ooh that's interesting.

WowserBowser Tue 18-Mar-14 14:01:45

Ricky is like a man child. I find Jess quite needy bless her. What does she get from the relationship?

And i find her taste in clothes etc awful

Sparklysilversequins Tue 18-Mar-14 14:04:35

I think Ricky has a really weak face.

And anyone over the age of 14 crying over wanting the "perfect fairy tale" when referring to marriage needs to get a grip! Yes, Jess I am talking about you. She just seems like she's having all the life sucked out of her by that relationship and everyone can see it except her.

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 10:23:32

Looks like Dani has dumped James. Good for her I say.

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 19-Mar-14 10:56:54

There's something really creepy about Ricky, I don't know what it is but I find it really hard to watch him

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 11:12:58

Yikes. Its all kicking off on twitter.

Although that Sallie needs to make up her mind as one minute she says he cheated with her and next she says she turned him down. Apparently she has pic that prove she is telling the truth and he has videos that prove otherwise!

Its like being back in school grin

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 11:49:57

Thanks for the heads up Mike !

Am off to Twitter

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 12:01:22

So the video is being put on Twitter after 3pm?

I may go and scrub myself clean after that.

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 12:05:41

oh my!
Chloe and Mario snogging on the daily fail website!

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 12:24:04

I don't think James is even in the video though so god knows what that is supposed to prove?

I saw the Mario/Chloe kiss. I think that's just drunken attention seeking.

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 12:33:39

I agree.
as I am not on twitter would it be possible to ask for a link to be posted please

Sparklysilversequins Wed 19-Mar-14 12:35:53

Charlie looked RIDICULOUS in that leather suit with his silly floppy hair! Get that boy a stylist, pronto!

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 19-Mar-14 12:41:04

Ohhhh will keep checking twitter today then grin
Mario and chloe together is just all kinds of wrong..

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 19-Mar-14 12:47:16

Need any pics/gossip via twitter displayed on here pretty please smile

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 12:48:54

Not sure how to post a link to twitter as I use the app.

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 13:14:24

I've Tweeted James and his pal

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 13:33:16

oooo what did you put wink

Fairylea Wed 19-Mar-14 13:39:33

I'm feeling very out of it as I have no idea how twitter works at all! sad must have a go as it seems half the time everything is going on there instead of the series !

What did you tweet to james?!

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 13:50:01

I mainly directed it as his friends who have said about putting the
I said they sound like mysogists. mysoginists with their 'slut shaming'

And then i said that i didn't think anything would make me warm to Sallie but them 'turds' had managed it. When of the lads favourited my tweet so i guess there's no hard feelings grin

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 13:50:37

*video up

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 13:51:36

Sorry about that post! My phone has obviously had enough.

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 14:22:16

I can't see your tweet wowser . but even them acting like dickheads won't make me warm to Sallie.

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 14:28:21

Yeah, they were just winding me up.

No one is coming out of this well.

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 14:46:01

That video is completely irrelevant. He isn't even in it so it is purely to embarrass her. As much as she shouldn't have started spouting off on twitter she doesn't deserve that. Although she strikes me as being more than happy to have the world see her having sex. Its her child I feel sorry for. In a few years she will be in school having to deal with children that will be able to see her mum in these videos at the click of a button. I went to secondary school with a girl in a similar situation and she had the hardest time.

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 19-Mar-14 15:25:41

Where is the video who posted it? Can't see it

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 15:50:20

No one has posted a video yet. One of James friends says he has a video of her taking drugs and having group sex but won't post it until she gives written consent. Its all ridiculous now.

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 19-Mar-14 16:04:53

6hrs to go. Can't wait smile

Am watching watching mic for the first time and loving that as well smile

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 16:10:01

Has the new series started blondes? I have watched bits and pieces of MIC but somehow managed to miss the whole of the last one.

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 16:12:01

Blondes is it back?

Fairylea Wed 19-Mar-14 16:16:38

Little article about it all in the daily fail smile

Lovely pic of her grabbing lockies crotch! So classy - not!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 17:51:09

She has said she isn't in the video and is happy for him to post whatever he is referring to, but he hasn't. I don't think there is a video.

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 18:01:43

He is saying he wants written consent.

Apparently they've just had a chat. Video guy and Sallie that is.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 18:04:49

She posted a photo of a note she had written giving him permission, but that's now been deleted. She also posted a video in Instagram of her telling him to post it.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 18:05:33
MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 18:06:45

Bobby gas said she isn't even the bloody fish finger!

After all this she isn't the girl that was messaging him.

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 18:10:05

After all that its not her.

WowserBowser Wed 19-Mar-14 18:17:22

FFS

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 18:17:51

Fame hungry!

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 18:19:22

The fish finger is another girl. Tut tut James. Truth always comes out

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 18:20:50

Apparently James and Danielle's break up will be on tonight.

Fairylea Wed 19-Mar-14 18:25:42

What's the reckoning he gets a drink thrown over him? smile

Should have some sort of drink throwing insurance.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 18:30:21

Definitely, will Gemma & Bobby say "I told you!" ?

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 18:43:38

Oh god Gemma is going to be insufferable!

Fairylea Wed 19-Mar-14 19:35:11

Wonder if Gemma and arg have shagged in another cupboard or toilet this week?

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 19:43:17

Shed maybe?
Back of a transit van?

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 19-Mar-14 22:22:03

Mic isn't back but e4 are showing back to back episodes from
The beginning - started mon - so Tom is s1 no 4

On 9am and then repeats 3.30am following day so you could record thur early am and watch episode 3

I have to admit I never watched mic before but gawd I love it smile !!

It's like towie but richer grin

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 22:22:16

James deserves to be dumped just for wearing that ridiculous vest!

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 22:26:20

£7k on curtains? Holy shit.

TessTackle Wed 19-Mar-14 22:27:04

"She's touching my balls!!"

I'm guffawing ffs. My neighbours must hate me!

MikeTheShite Wed 19-Mar-14 22:33:46

thank you blondes. ill rewatch as I got into it when pregnant and lazy.
really not liking grace or Lewis.
Or Georgia because everyone knows Dans waiting for me!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 22:47:01

I quite fancy Lewis blush

TessTackle Wed 19-Mar-14 22:48:51

Me too blush blush

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 22:55:04

I think Lewis is lovely looking but I just don't find him attractive at all.

Fairylea Wed 19-Mar-14 22:59:04

Oh dear poor danielle. .. feel sorry for her.

James came across as a twat.

Really enjoyed Mario at the tantric sex yoga! I laughed out loud. smile

AlpacaYourThings Wed 19-Mar-14 23:11:11

I fancy him much more than Dan/Lockie/Mario.

Although, Tom Pearce is gorgeous. <hubba hubba>

MikeLitoris Wed 19-Mar-14 23:41:14

Well you can have Lewis and I'll have the rest of them Dan. Or Elliott. I don't mind.

Sparklysilversequins Thu 20-Mar-14 09:32:54

Oh James I SO wanted you not to have done it because you're my favourite TOWIE bloke sad.

I'm really beginning to love Bobby now though. I think he conducted himself with dignity throughout.

WowserBowser Thu 20-Mar-14 09:36:50

I've never liked James.

Dan seems like a lovely bloke. And i like Tom. And obviously Diags.

Don't fancy any of them. But i have had at least 3 sex dreams about Mark Wright confused

Sparklysilversequins Thu 20-Mar-14 09:43:37

I liked him for when he "son'd" Tom P, when he told Little Chris to f*ck off for gossiping about Dan and when he started laughing when Elliot and Tom P were having their ding dong over Lucy Meck in the pub grin.

Ivehearditallnow Thu 20-Mar-14 10:03:45

Hellllooooooooo,

I'm a bit late to the party on this one - sorry! So here's a list of my thoughts.

None of the new girls are interesting (Grace and... I genuinely can't remember the blonde one's name!).

I don't find Lewis fit at all - ew! Elliot is OK (I suppose...) but the rest are all minging. I know Mark Wright was a prat but at least he was handsome. Is it me or is Charlie's mole getting bigger wink

I quite miss Frankie Essex - as well as Joey of course - something I didn't think I'd ever say.

I think there not being a central story line (like when there was Lauren G and Mark, Arg and Lydia etc) isn't helping. You end up in the middle of these cheating allegations between a couple who've only been together a few months. Who cares! It means that people who use to be side-line characters (Bobby, Gemma, Billie) are being pushed in to the middle when they aren't really interesting enough :-/

What a shame eh - hopefully it will get better smile

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 20-Mar-14 11:35:26

Poor Ricky. Felt really sorry for him with all the family asking him his intentions

How come another wright has appeared. Elliot's sister?

Esp when he watchs towie - as sure they all do

Good for dani for dumping Lockie / he obv has cheated somewhere and why pose half naked with a woman - I would freak if dp did that !!!!!

And the yoga class / wtf !!!!!

cjohnson1uk Thu 20-Mar-14 14:28:27

What are all your thoughts about the way the Towie lot dress? I'm not sure if I love it or hate it? x

MikeLitoris Thu 20-Mar-14 15:25:23

Tbh I like a lot of what they wear but I know most would disagree.

I've got a delivery coming from Minnie's today actually.

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 20-Mar-14 16:06:17

Not watched last nights yet was frank or the fish finger in it?

Fairylea Thu 20-Mar-14 18:30:28

Nope, no frank or fish finger smile

I actually love the style and clothes as well. I always think they look bloody cold though. They must live in a part of Essex that doesn't have the same climate as the rest of the UK!

AlpacaYourThings Thu 20-Mar-14 18:35:16

Well you can have Lewis and I'll have the rest of them Dan. Or Elliott. I don't mind.

Done! smile

Elliot's sister has been in this before, she was in the second (and maybe the third) series.

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 20-Mar-14 18:46:28

No frank or fish finger - sort it out towie!
Leah wrights back then hmm

AlpacaYourThings Thu 20-Mar-14 18:51:25

Yeah, she wasn't that interesting the first time <yawn>

MikeLitoris Thu 20-Mar-14 18:53:19

I'm not a Leah fan either. Hope she isn't in it much.

Did anyone see the bit in the Fail about Elliott and Jess having a massive argument? Wonder how much will be shown on Sunday?

Wishfulmakeupping Thu 20-Mar-14 18:56:23

Yes I saw that looks like an actual 'real ' argument though so don't think we will sad

AlpacaYourThings Thu 20-Mar-14 19:17:17

Leah made a bizarre commen in the car to Elliot, it wad something about Ricky being difficult with Jess behind closed doors. Did anyone else notice that?

Amandine29 Thu 20-Mar-14 20:24:23

I saw that. To a certain extent I think she's actually quite perceptive...moaning about Ricky is only going to push Jess towards him. And Ricky does give Jess these big speeches which end up with her acquiescing. It's quite sad really.

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 21-Mar-14 08:17:31

Obv Leah was so interesting the first time round that I forgot her grin

Ricky seems to love Jess and vice versus - all her family will do is push her towards him

Wonder what he does as a job - to be able to support Jess - 'like the weight men do doe their woman'

Tho he also said that Ricky will never be a wright - this is true as Jess will take his name smile

Nanny pat talked sense smile

Wishfulmakeupping Fri 21-Mar-14 13:12:08

Hard to feel any sympathy for Ricky but it must be a nightmare having Caril as your MIL is was vicious with lauren goodger

Ivehearditallnow Fri 21-Mar-14 13:54:02

Carol is such a hag! I'm waiting for the Twitter cheat revelations about 'Big Mark' to start. Remember when he told Arg/Mario 'I always say, admit nothing'?? He sounded well dodgy bet he's done the dirty on Carol a fair few times.

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 21-Mar-14 16:43:05

Good point. Bet mark senior has a few skeletons

I'm just waiting for the other siblings of Jess and mark to appear

AlpacaYourThings Fri 21-Mar-14 18:29:22

Yes, I agree Amandine

I remember that, Iveheard

Their younger sister Natalya has been in it a few times. I don't their their other brother Josh is interested in being in it. He plays football professionally so not sure he needs the £80 a day! grin

AlpacaYourThings Fri 21-Mar-14 18:29:42

*don't think their

Fairylea Fri 21-Mar-14 18:38:14

I really don't like Ricky. I think he's quite a bully actually, the way he talks over Jess at times is awful and when they had all that cheating stuff he virtually bulldozered her feelings by shouting her down. Can imagine he'd be a controlling bastard to be married to.

<Way too involved> !

MikeLitoris Fri 21-Mar-14 19:41:01

I want to like Ricky but have to agree fairy he is very childish.

AlpacaYourThings Fri 21-Mar-14 20:10:53

The Wrights seem very sexist. Men should provide for their women... <yawn>

WowserBowser Sat 22-Mar-14 17:36:21

Ricky always seems like he has a bad temper.

He gets those red blotches on his face when he's angry, so does Arg.

Cheboludo Sun 23-Mar-14 12:41:42

Is there room for another one? I couldn't figure out who was watching this programme with orange dolly birds and boys and then accidentally watched 5 mins of the 4th series and became obsessed!

Fairylea & Wowser - I completely agree about Ricky. There's a really nasty side to him, he seems angry, sneery, immature and bitchy. I can't remember a single scene where he's come across well. I too think he's controlling and possessive; he's the character who I dislike the most.

Gemma needs to realise that creating arguments with other people might get her screen time but it makes her appear irrational, controlling and vindictive. The first series she was in she came across as quite sweet and vulnerable. Now she just shouts people down and bullies Bobby. I'm so glad Dani called her out on that - the whole old people's home fiasco with Lauren & Chloe only showed Gemma in a bad light. Arg is an immature idiot who will never, ever have a serious relationship with her so she needs to move on.

Charlie seems to be a complete prick, I can't understand Ferne going back again and again.

I miss Charlie King, I thought he was really sweet. And I thought Lydia was great with Tom, why she stayed with Arg so long is a mystery.

I really like Elliot, he might be hot-headed but he's coming across as pretty honest and decent. Plus, he's eye-candy for the over-20s viewers. I wish Mick Norcross would come back, there was something very attractive about him.

Lord, looks like I think about this show waaaaay too much.

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 23-Mar-14 13:07:14

Cheb have you watched the older episodes yet if not go back to the start series 2 was amazing it's been downhill ever since

Cheboludo Sun 23-Mar-14 13:40:11

Wishful - I watched the 4th series, was bereft when it ended and then immediately bought the DVDs of the first 3 series & watched the whole thing in 1 week! blush

Funny, I preferred Mark with Sam. I thought Lauren came across as a dreadful shrew. Especially in the first episode when she is standing up shouting at Lucy (?) Mark treated Lauren appallingly and yet, somehow, I like him much better than her.

MikeTheShite Sun 23-Mar-14 15:18:44

cheb. I agree with you. I think its the fact she let him treat her how he did. I did think maybe he brought out the worst in her but now I think she's most probably like that all the time

Cheboludo Sun 23-Mar-14 15:42:15

Mike - I think they were probably locked into a toxic teenage relationship, it didn't grow (or improve) as they did. There's no excuse for cheating but she was really foolish for going back to him every time. And she played the victim card a lot but never stopped to think about the fact that she kept going back to him thus validating his treatment of her.

Ah, analysing almost real telly relationships is fun smile

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 16:00:05

I always wondered why I love like Mark Wright but have a strong dislike for Lauren. Him and Mich Keegan are the most gorgeous couple ever

Tonight is the boxing match between Elliott and Lewis. Elliott is featuring quite heavily in my dirty dreams ATM. He was talking bollocks about the mans mans stuff but I can't help really fancying him.

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 23-Mar-14 16:01:05

They brought out the worst in each other. I do feel sorry for Lauren though his family were appalling to her and it can't be nice seeing your ex with the sickeningly gorgeous michelle Keegan however (and you can call me mystic meg here) I don't think that this is it in the mark/lauren saga.
I predict 10 years down the line (or so) when no one is particularly interested in either they'll be a reconciliation (and an OK spread for good measure) or is that the cynic in me ;)

Wishfulmakeupping Sun 23-Mar-14 16:11:01

There will be rather!

Cheboludo Sun 23-Mar-14 17:35:09

Mike - Mark & Michelle do look fantastic together. That'll be a very attractive wedding. Elliot is incredibly sexy, I think Sam's a fool to choose Joey over him.

Wishful - I really hope your prediction doesn't come true, they are both well out of that one!

MikeTheShite Sun 23-Mar-14 18:10:37

Wishful I can see that happening too.
I wonder if Sam turned Elliott down due to his personal life. I wonder if she got too caught up in the mark and Lauren scenario she thought twice about Elliott. twice bitten twice shy etc

Blondeshavemorefun Sun 23-Mar-14 18:12:38

boxing match?

is there gonna be blood spilt?sad

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 19:00:50

No its a charity boxing match. By the look of it the match doesn't last long. I won't give away who wins as its on tonights Ep.

I can't see mark will ever go back to Lauren. I do hope for her sake she finds some self esteem. She doesn't look good with all the work she has had done.

Fairylea Sun 23-Mar-14 19:25:24

I feel really sorry for Lauren. I think 10 years with Mark really eroded her self confidence - explains all the plastic surgery and fillers she's had done. She really doesn't love herself. I think she deserved a lot more than she got from Mark and the hell his family put her through. She's an intelligent woman, I just hope she can pull the rest of her life back on track.

Can't wait for tonight's episode!

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Mar-14 19:29:01

Did Mark's family put her through hell? I can imagine she would be a really shitty daughter in law and would love drama.

I can't see Mark and Michelle splitting up, especially for him to go back to Lauren. But then as they say stranger things have happened!

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 19:57:00

I think his family were pretty vocal in saying they didn't want mark to be with her. I think there was a lot of bitchy stuff said around the time of their 'engagement party'

She is obv intelligent to be making a success of her business so good luck to her. I think she has a gorgeous figure but I just wish she would wear more flattering outfits.

TessTackle Sun 23-Mar-14 22:19:33

Oh god Jasmine makes my toes curl!

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Mar-14 22:26:14

I cringe when she is on screen!

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Mar-14 22:26:55

I thought they only said that because Mark and Lauren had broken up so many times, Mike

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 22:30:05

Oh god jasmine is so cringy!

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 22:39:24

Wtf is lewis doing? He was all over Grace earlier. She seems a bit of a drama queen though.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 23-Mar-14 22:42:33

Lewis is so fit

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 22:44:16

Are relationships all this much drama these days?

BelleateSebastian Sun 23-Mar-14 22:47:20

Loving you fellow Towettas, I agree with everything you say! Ricky's Mums seems a fighty type, those Wrights need to watch out or they'll be goin' dahhhhhhn!

Only1scoop Sun 23-Mar-14 22:48:35

Can't bare that Ricky....seems to live to argue....
So does his mum blush

MikeLitoris Sun 23-Mar-14 22:48:39

Did you see Nanny Pats face when Arg nearly knocked her off her seat.

TessTackle Sun 23-Mar-14 22:48:40

The Wrights are such up themselves cocks, with the exception of poor Jess. How embarrassing!

TessTackle Sun 23-Mar-14 22:49:15

Yes Mike! Nanny Pat is my favourite.

Cheboludo Sun 23-Mar-14 23:18:39

Aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! Ricky is such an argumentative, smug, petty, snidey, little arsehole. Run away Jessica, run as fast as you can. Ricky's mum didn't come across much better either. Unfortunately, I suspect that Jessica has low self-esteem and so she'll cling on to a relationship that's not making her happy with a man who will blame her and her family for every problem they have.

Carole and Elliot are getting involved when the cleverest thing would be to let Jessica see for herself what an arsehole he is. But I can understand that desire to make someone you love see that they are involved with a complete fuckwit. I think that was probably what was behind their treatment of Lauren as well - after 10 years of back & forth, cheating and lies (on both sides) it was obvious to anyone the relationship would never work.

I wasn't keen on Lewis anyway but tonight he came across as a prick. He's clearly still smarting from the fact Grace chose Mario over him.

I thought the Chloe/ Mario kiss was just a joke but now it seems it may not have been! Yay! A proper storyline for Chloe - I really like her and Lauren Pope & their dry humour.

Carole's veneers are toooooooo white.

Amandine29 Mon 24-Mar-14 10:19:05

Just watched last night's episode and I can't believe it was Arg who took Elliot away from the argument! Since when has he been the voice of reason?!

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 24-Mar-14 12:21:18

Am I the only one who feels sorry for Ricky? He has the whole smoky against him

I thought Mario was staying celibate so why is he kissing Chloe? Or is kissing allowed and sex isn't

Carol is looking very cat like - skin streched - assume had a face lift - looks weird

Sniff the t shirt party was a bit weird

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 24-Mar-14 13:54:23

Ohhhh not watched it yet but from the comments sounds like a good one smile I'll watch it tonight and force the oh to watch it with me

I lost what little respect I had for Ricky last night. Definitely had more mouth as his mum was there and the comment about I won. No worry for Jessica who is having to sit in the middle between all of it.

He has always been somewhat vile though. Remember when joey gave him a dig?

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 24-Mar-14 14:03:14

Yes what was the fight with joey over though can't remember ?

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 24-Mar-14 14:07:28

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bZltCVxfroA
Just refreshed my memory shock

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 24-Mar-14 14:42:28

Family not smoky - weird iPhone spellcheck

Jess didn't really say anything when Ricky was talking to Elliot - personally if I was him I would want a bit of support

Love the way all the parents get involved / doesn't happen in normal life

That's the big diff between mic and towie. Just started watching mic from s1 and no parents as of yet

Amandine29 Mon 24-Mar-14 15:09:05

Binky's mum appears in MIC fairly often. And I think there's an episode with her, Cheska's mum and Ollie's mum. There's not so much arguing though! I think I remember Binky's mum telling Jamie off once...

I agree it is weird how the parents (and the rest of their family!) get involved. Ricky is awful though.

MikeLitoris Mon 24-Mar-14 16:51:42

I've just wasted my afternoon watching old clios on YouTube. They really have toned down the make up! They used to look terrible.

I just watched Mario propose to Lucy. I think he really did love her. They have to get back together.

I do feel a bit sorry for Ricky but hated the comment about winning. Jess' family are so out of line. I can't blame Rickys parents for getting involved tbh. Must be heartbreaking to see your DC being verbally shredded on TV.

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 24-Mar-14 18:04:08

The youngsters have toned down their orange tans and the oldies have had their teeth whitened

I do miss some of the oldies like kirk mick Lucy

Must go and find the first series as have a giggle again

Sadly I don't think Gemma will find anyone as a billy and Bobbie always seems to be single as well

Need a red hot gay bloke to give him some sizzle !!!!!!!

Only on s1 episode 7 of mic so look forward to seeing parents - esp binkys - assume that's a nickname - tho many have weird /pretentious names - must be a money thing pmsl grin

MikeLitoris Mon 24-Mar-14 19:13:07

Bobby is supposedly with Harry Durbridge (sp)

I don't think Gemma will fins anyone with that attitude.

MikeLitoris Mon 24-Mar-14 19:20:53

More worryingly Elliott has a girlfriend sad

My dreams are shattered. shattered I tell you! sorry DP

BelleateSebastian Mon 24-Mar-14 19:47:01

Urgh, Harry sad Bobby you can do sooo much better! I want to know when they have these big 'Wright family' gatherings whether Mark is there and has to scoot to the side when the camera is on?

Also where do they all get their money from?

MikeTheShite Mon 24-Mar-14 19:59:14

I really don't like Grace she's a real attention seeker. Flogging a dead horse with Lewis!
Jasmine is pure cringe.
Nanny Pat speaks sense! Ricky really needs to grow up he has no intention of settling down with Jess.
Loved Lockie drinking his wine. I really think Dani and him are the real deal.

MikeLitoris Mon 24-Mar-14 20:10:21

I thought grace was a bit hysterical over Lewis last night. I probably sound like a bitch but I thought it was Ott. She was right to be pissed off but the tear and wailing was extreme.

I think James does love Dani and I would like to think he has learned from his mistakes.

Fairylea Mon 24-Mar-14 20:27:02

Grace was ridiculous. They went on two dates. Yes he could have been less rude about it but he clearly decided he didn't fancy her. She must have rock bottom self esteem to take it so badly....maybe that and Mario knocking her back too just got to her.

Jasmine makes me want to slap her with a wet fish. She makes me cringe. And what on earth was she doing saying nothing can happen between Dan and Georgia when she's not even going out with Dan?! Weirdo. smile Run Dan run!!

Against all my better judgement I think James deserves a second chance. He seems lost without Dani. And I want them to stay in it. <Selfish>

Ricky was horrid. Sat there all smug, look who's still sitting here blah blah. Really don't like him. Jess isn't happy. She's just trying to convince herself she is. I don't think the wrights are any better, I just think she's gone from one controlling relationship to another (family to ricky).

MikeTheShite Mon 24-Mar-14 20:30:07

No way she was completely OTT

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 24-Mar-14 20:42:17

2 dates. Jeez. Get a grip grace !!

AlpacaYourThings Mon 24-Mar-14 20:47:06

She was very dramatic.

I don't really like Ricky, but I don't envy him having the Wrights as "in-laws"

ephemeralfairy Tue 25-Mar-14 10:12:07

I don't like Ricky, but yes, the Wrights are a bloody nightmare. I quite liked Elliott when he first joined but now he's clearly just trying to be Mark and he doesn't quite have the charisma to pull it off. And Carol is surely everyone's worst nightmare as a MIL!

I cannot stand Jasmine. she brings absolutely nothing to the table. Of the new girls I really like Georgia, but Grace does seem a bit wet. And I LOVE Fran!! I think I have a bit of a crush on her. Her and Diags are adorable together.

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 25-Mar-14 10:19:27

I like Georgia too it was funny when she basically laughed in Grace's face but come on Grace way too much!
Thought Ricky couldn't look any more like a stroppy child until sun's episode what an absolute knob 'whose the winner?!' Not you- you douchebag

What did Lewis actually say to grace?

Was faffing with a text at the time so didn't fully hear. Just saw her crying "he mugged me off"

ephemeralfairy Tue 25-Mar-14 11:26:03

He didn't say much really, was just a bit cold and vague and non-committal. He said how much pressure he was under, how all his energy was concentrated on The Big Fight etc etc, so no energy left for boffing I guess grin

Cheboludo Tue 25-Mar-14 13:01:38

Am I remembering correctly that when Ricky first appeared he was texting/ flirting with both Jessica and Lauren Goodger? In the light of the history between them I think that was really insensitive.

If Jess & Ricky's relationship is real (I'm not convinced.) then she's been complaining about Ricky to her family. Why else would they get so involved now? And if he is serious about marrying her then maybe he needs to talk to her family rather than shout them down and attempt to score points.

Grace was over the top but she's been brought into the show as the new Lucy Meck and the 2 guys who're supposed to be fighting over her have both brushed her off for celibacy & boxing! Pretty humiliating. I suspect it was the embarrassment of being effectively dumped on telly that caused the tears. As for Lewis, if you pursue a woman that aggressively (flowers on car several times incl before start of series.) and then demand she chase you, then you should be mature enough to just say "hey, I don't think this is going to work" rather than look like a petulant, disinterested teen when she tries to talk to you.

Diags and Fran have got together & they stop showing them - boo, producers. I'd far rather see them than more drama with Ricky and Jess.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 25-Mar-14 15:15:10

Maybe Fran and Diags want their relationship to actually work! So won't be filmed together for a while.

I honestly am bored to tears by "Rissica" and their respective tribes. It's all I can do not to fast toward through their bits.

I LOVE Dani and Lockie. Please give him another chance Dani and I never say that usually.

I felt a bit sorry for Jasmine actually when she spoke to Dan and got tears in her eyes, I think Georgia looks like The Joker and she's not good enough for Big Dan only I am

I love Billie and Sam, they just seem like such nice girls, not mean in any way.

Lewis and Grace - meh!

Tom P needs a new love interest pronto!

BelleateSebastian Tue 25-Mar-14 16:40:54

I think Billi and Sam seem like genuinely nice girls too. Ricky and Gemma were sexting weren't they a couple of series back, Ricky is a bit of a knob isn't he!

ephemeralfairy Tue 25-Mar-14 17:05:17

Oh God Ricky and Gemma...! I seem to remember something about badgers going into holes??! [vom]. Urgh.

Tom P's new love interest can only be me grin

misstiredbuthappy Tue 25-Mar-14 17:06:18

Can someone give me a catchup of what happend in sundays episode please ? Missed it gutted sad

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 25-Mar-14 18:54:48

Oh yeah I had blocked out Ricky and Gemma how bizarre was that?!
Right Sunday night episode:
It came out that Mario and chloe have been kissing
Lockie was put out that Dami was at a singles party
Lewis ignored Grace and she had a public meltdown
Ricky and his mummy had an argument with Elliot and Leah- Carol didn't really get involved, Ricky looked like more of a knob than usual and Arg nearly took out Nanny Pat trying to wrestle Elliot away from the argument

Cheboludo Tue 25-Mar-14 19:12:43

Yeah, the Ricky / Gemma sexting is another one of the reasons I dislike him - she was good enough for him to share bawdy texts with privately but then he told all his mates in a "as if I'd ever go near her" tone. I think he's pretty sexist and really arrogant.

I think Dani's been a great addition to the cast but I hope she sticks to the break up until he's done plenty of grovelling.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 25-Mar-14 19:14:23

Jasmine also told Dan that he wasn't allowed to flirt with Georgia when they were training. hmm

ephemeralfairy Tue 25-Mar-14 21:20:13

Aww I love Dani! I HATE Leah though, she has all the Wright arrogance and mouth with none of the charm.

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 25-Mar-14 21:37:33

Jasmine just has everyone's off casts grin

Everyone loves mark and Michelle and think Jess finds that hard

Have said many times if you want your relationship to work never show it on towie. Sure that's why Billie and bf (Greg ?) were never shown apart from Baby sex party

Hope Diaz and fran make it work

Try watching on demand /itv player. Good episode

MikeTheShite Wed 26-Mar-14 22:14:27

Dan Nooooooooo step away from Jasmine. I am over here!!!!

TessTackle Wed 26-Mar-14 22:24:41

Oh jasmine makes me sick!

MikeTheShite Wed 26-Mar-14 22:32:09

who is Charlie to give relationship advice! Send the boy to the nearest barbers!

TessTackle Wed 26-Mar-14 22:34:28

Mike I was just coming to take the piss out of Charlie. Who does he think he is to be dishing out advice to anyone?!

MikeLitoris Wed 26-Mar-14 22:37:45

I've missed most of it. Dp keeps chatting to me.

MikeLitoris Wed 26-Mar-14 22:41:09

Lewis' new/old girlfriend seems really familiar.

BelleateSebastian Wed 26-Mar-14 22:41:40

Uurgh Leah is an abomination, nasty and aggressive

I thought the same mike

BelleateSebastian Wed 26-Mar-14 22:43:08

Yes she does Mike.

MikeTheShite Wed 26-Mar-14 22:44:58

id like chloe and mario to work

MikeLitoris Wed 26-Mar-14 22:50:29

Why do I feel sorry for James?

Fairylea Wed 26-Mar-14 22:51:34

Dan what on earth are you thinking?!

And why was Carol bawling her eyes out at the boxing match?? It's not like they're forced to do it for gods sake.

Mario just wants Lucy back I think, deep down anyway.

And James- !! What a twat!

BelleateSebastian Wed 26-Mar-14 22:53:59

Chloe needs someone more mature than Mario who can keep it in his pants poor Dani, James is a cock, I would put money on the fact there are more than 3. Nice little glimse of Mark Wright tonight smile Lauren P has every right to be upset, if my bf had been liaising with a man and I was the last to know I'd be gutted too sad

Fairylea Wed 26-Mar-14 22:55:08

There were 3 fishfingers! Nearly enough for a sandwich! smile

Question why do they always have their lamps on in their houses in the day?.

WreckTangle Wed 26-Mar-14 23:38:18

Why do their houses never look lived in? Nothing on the kitchen work tops at all.

I really wanted Lewis to win the fight. Elliot is up his own arse. His sister looks unstable.

MamaPain Wed 26-Mar-14 23:39:31

Have followed this thread but never actually posted as my DH is a DEDICATED TOWIE fan, but he's had to miss it tonight so I need to post my thoughts.

Chloe is a selfish nasty piece of work IMO. Really manipulative and wanting to play the victim when it was actually her who should have been apologising to Lauren.

Lewis has also put me right off him and I think it was interesting what Sam said about him blowing hot and cold. I suspect he's quite selfish too. The ex looks sooo old.

I still love Sam and Billie, it must be so awkward for her having crohns and having to deal with that. Also have masses of respect for Dani, she has really impressed me having the balls to take on Gemma, apologise for her mistake and not let James walk all over her.

Also I know it was for all of two seconds but was anyone else thrilled to see Mark again?! I should have worn my tena lady.

Leah and carol both seem a bit unstable what were the hysterics about?

MikeLitoris Thu 27-Mar-14 07:51:35

I loved seeing Mark. He is just gorgous.

I think Lewis girlfriend looks like Poppy from EastEnders.

WaitMonkey Thu 27-Mar-14 09:23:25

Does anyone think all this Mario celibacy business and him pairing up with woman Grace/Chloe then changing his mind, is just a building up to him getting back with Lucy and her being back in the next series ? Hope not. Can't stand Lucy. I would have liked to see Mario and Chloe as a couple.

WowserBowser Thu 27-Mar-14 09:25:22

I've had so many sex dreams about Mark that it was like seeing an ex on telly. I nearly had butterflies.

I feel so ashamed.

Felt sorry for Lauren. Surely it should have been chloe who called her?

WaitMonkey Thu 27-Mar-14 09:31:20

Lauren Pope is another one Mario did the kiss, then say we are good friends, lets not spoil it routine with. hmm
I could understand why Lauren was upset with Chloe for not telling her about Mario, because they are friends. But thought it was ridiculous that she wouldn't date a man who had swapped numbers with a friend. hmm

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 27-Mar-14 10:19:39

what pope said was crap, all of towie swap/sleep/kiss with each other grin

tho Chloe should have said something to lauren that she had been seeing mario, not the other way around

wanted lewis to win the fight

carol is looking even more cat like, grow old gracefully ffs and only nanny pat is the sensible one, both carol and elliot have said they wont interfere anymore into jess/rickys - lets ee how long that lasts

mark was there? where? at the fight? will have to go and watch that bit again?

so james was unfaithful, but before they were serious/committed - so when does a relationship get serious?

all of towie at the fight looked orange

dan and jasmine - really?????

wish grace would give it a rest

WaitMonkey Thu 27-Mar-14 11:31:33

Blonde, Mark appeared Wright (get it ? grin ), at the end, he lifted Elliot onto his shoulders.

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 27-Mar-14 14:30:37

Thanks waitmonkey I shall go back to sky planner and undelete it - thank god can do that lol

Maybe I did see him but didnt notice him - was Michelle there as well?

Wright at end - got it smile

PeanutPatty Thu 27-Mar-14 16:41:05

I luffs TOWIE!

MamaPain Thu 27-Mar-14 18:33:39

Can I just point out although it's not that relevant to last nights episode, Nanny Pat is surely not a Wright? She's Carol's mum, so all this never be a Wright business is a bit harsh on poor Pat. It makes them sound mental like they've all been brought up with some bizarre mantra of 'The Wrights are always Wright'. I said this to DH last night and we've spent the day coming up Wright family mottos.

So far we have:

There's the Wright way and the wrong
It'll be all Wright on the night
Wright here, Wright now
Doing all Wright for yourself
Do the Wright thing
Wright on the money

I feel like where other people have Bath or Cook in wooden letters they have Wright.

WowserBowser Thu 27-Mar-14 18:35:52

Mama grin

Sparklysilversequins Thu 27-Mar-14 19:09:51

Mark was in it quite a bit. He was coaching Elliot in the ring, then he was shouting for some reason leaning out of the ring, then lifted Elliot up.

Lewis's GF looks like a bloke, but still a better choice than Grace. Grace and Georgia are destined to go the ways of all the other peripheral women who try to hook the regulars and are written out because they can't manage it.

Mario and Chloe are sweet, won't last though.

Why were the "Wright women" all blubbing.

Fran and Diags had a big row at that match apparently, there's a bit about it on the ITV2 site. So much for that all being plain sailing.

I don't really mind Dan and Jasmine actually, I think she actually really does like him (what's not to like!)

WowserBowser Thu 27-Mar-14 19:40:44

Oh really?! I hope Fran and Diags don't go straight down the shitter.

Was it just not filmed?

Amandine29 Thu 27-Mar-14 19:43:44

Oh dear. Don't click if you're eating (Arg is naked).

Fairylea Thu 27-Mar-14 19:52:24

Oh my goodness.

You have to wonder if Gemma did leak it (even though she's denied it) after she said she loved him and he "mugged her off" in towie terms.... !

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 27-Mar-14 20:05:23

Good point about pat not being a wright !!!!

Amandine29 Thu 27-Mar-14 20:05:51

Yes I would have to agree. In true towie style she will deny it for ages but it will eventually come out.

WaitMonkey Thu 27-Mar-14 20:28:40

A naked pic of Arg "leaked" the same day his book is released. hmm

Amandine29 Thu 27-Mar-14 20:33:53

Ooh I didn't know about that! Maybe Gemma's not to blame then, I take that back!

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 27-Mar-14 20:40:43

Ok. Found mark. Tbh I just thought he was an extra pmsl

Thought Leah's tits were going to fall out of her dress

Watching the match again not sure why Elliot won. They were fighting and Lewis in the corner but didn't look like he surrendered

MikeLitoris Thu 27-Mar-14 21:21:44

I wondered the same about Arg and the leaked pic. A bit convenient isn't it?

I think Lewis' team was right (wright?) To throw in the towel. He looked very shakey on his feet after getting knocked down. I laughed when he asked how they had come to boxing from apple bobbing.

Amandine29 Thu 27-Mar-14 21:27:54

I laughed at the apple bobbing comment as well. Lewis had certainly been beaten in the fight. He was floored by Elliot and when he got back up he was all over the place. Right Wright decision.

MamaPain Thu 27-Mar-14 22:33:59

Elliot was definitely the better boxer. Lewis came close to getting knocked out.

I can sort of understand the crying, boxing matches are so charged. I'm from a boxing family (it's how I met my DH!) and I only watched my brother fight once as I couldn't cope with it. It's quite horrible watching someone you love getting thumped.

Did anyone else love how Dani made James so uncomfortable at the end, I thought he was gonna cry?

PeanutPatty Thu 27-Mar-14 23:48:27

<waves at blondes>

Not seen Weds yet.

Lockie is an idiot. Absolute cock. Don't like him. Also don't like Charlie. The way he spoke to Fearne awhile back made me dislike him even more. I also don't like Chloe or Gemma. Both nasty vicious bullying madams.

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 27-Mar-14 23:53:35

<waves back>

So Lewis's team threw the towel in?

Has Charlie's mole on cheek got bigger and now seems one is growing on his forehead as well

MikeLitoris Fri 28-Mar-14 07:36:26

I'll probably get kicked off mn for admitting this but I filled up a bit watching the boxing too blush. In my defence I am a very emotional person. I cried at D's in his cadets uniform last night and regularly cry when I watch dd at dance rehearsals. I can completely understand why they were teary. On the other hand Leah looked like an idiot.

I felt sorry for James as you can see how much he struggles with expressing himself. He has 100% been a dick and Dani could wrightly never take him back. He did put a heartfelt apology on twitter after the show so hopefully he has learnt from his mistakes and he doesn't do it again. Whether to Dani or any other woman. Fwiw DP and I had 'the chat' when we first started going out. Although I wasn't seeing anyone else there was a definite point where we agreed we would be a couple. That was a few months after meeting and going out a few times.

Ivehearditallnow Fri 28-Mar-14 11:02:12

HAVE YOU ALL SEEN THE PHOTO'S OF LAUREN G ON DAILY MAIL WEBSITE THIS MORNING?!

Aw, the poor thing has had some VERY unflattering pictures in a too-small jumpsuit with her bare bum showing through some cheap material. I'm absolutely cringing for her.... sad

After the boxing I now officially fancy Elliot. I think Lewis looks a bit like a rat...

And the chloe-mario-laurenP thing was such a shomance to get them some more airtime... very low.

WowserBowser Fri 28-Mar-14 11:17:30

shock

Why doesn't she get some clothes that fit?

She fascinates me actually

MikeLitoris Fri 28-Mar-14 11:30:28

Yipes. Those are some v unflattering pics. I do get a bit uncomfortable at the way the press always pick the worst picture of her but she just makes it so easy for them.

I was on the look out for a long sleeve jumpsuit but that has put me off for life!

Fairylea Fri 28-Mar-14 11:43:24

Oh dear. Her sweaty bum crack has put me off my lunch.

Ivehearditallnow Fri 28-Mar-14 11:48:30

At least she has a normal/typical girls' body though. She looks a lot better than I would have done in that jumpsuit thing. Although, I would have worn some pants... grin

Ivehearditallnow Fri 28-Mar-14 11:49:23

PS I know normal/typical isn't big rubber DDs btw, just mean the cellulite and the puppy fat. Makes me feel a bit better about myself! x

PeanutPatty Fri 28-Mar-14 13:09:17

There is no denying that Tom is a right sort but his hair lets him down. <clearly I am the most beautiful woman ever so have the right to comment and pick flaws in Z list celebs>

Quite like Elliott but I think Dan is simply gorgeous and appears to be a nice person.

Arg is a waste of space. Immature prick. Lydia is well shot.

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 28-Mar-14 14:26:49

Is there a link to the Lauren pics

Saying that do I want to see them?

A naked arg was enough tho could have been worse and been a tut for tat and a naked Gemma !!!!

Ivehearditallnow Fri 28-Mar-14 14:52:15

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2591418/Lauren-Goodger-suffers-embarrassing-fashion-fail-black-lycra-jumpsuit-turns-shes-gone-commando.html

Hope you aren't eating... grin

MikeTheShite Fri 28-Mar-14 15:06:51

peanut I agree with you regarding toms hair.
I just saw a range rover here in Sussex with the number plate Wrright. It wasn't anyone I recognised sadly sad

MikeTheShite Fri 28-Mar-14 16:41:17

Thought of some more

Wright one way or another
Wright by your side.

I wonder if Jessica marries if she will be made to keep the Wright name.
I guess they look at it as Nanny Pat is a founding member of the Wrights

PeanutPatty Fri 28-Mar-14 21:16:37

Have caught up.

I. Don't. Like. Ricky. At. All. He has a look about him that makes me think he could flip and turn nasty very quickly.

Wishfulmakeupping Sat 29-Mar-14 09:26:24

Poor Lauren G she's got a lovely figure and she very pretty but she always seems to wear the wrong thing nowadays her stylist is doing her no favours she dressed better when towie first started

Blondeshavemorefun Sat 29-Mar-14 09:53:34

ouch at pics, but even without underwear its not flattering to her

all celebs know they will be papped so why where clothes that really dont suit them

dont they have a stylist

Cheboludo Sun 30-Mar-14 08:02:56

Is tonight's episode the last in this series? sad

I quite like the idea of Jasmine and Dan together - they'll make an incredibly attractive couple but he's just not that into her.

I think the Mario / Chloe storyline was a showmance for a storyline but it was a great one. I just hope Lauren & Chloe make up soon as I love their friendship.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 21:54:16

I think Wednesdays is the last one.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 22:02:43

Yes, Wednesday is the last one.

Cheboludo Sun 30-Mar-14 22:05:53

Phew! Glad to hear there's another episode to come. Thanks

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:09:37

Lewis is an absolute tit. Grace is better off without him.

MrsTomHardy Sun 30-Mar-14 22:12:59

Omg how much work has Lauren had done to her face....awful shock

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:15:48

rightly or wrongly I would be gutted if my bff had been dating a mutual friend for a month and hadn't told me! Chloe, Im not impressed with your bff qualities grin

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:18:51

Chloe is in idiot if she can't see why Lauren is pissed off. I would be disappointed if my bff didn't tell me she was seeing someone for a month. Especially if it was someone I had previously been with.

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:20:46

High 5 Mike

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 22:21:01

I heart Lewis

I think Chloe is behaving really badly. I can see her being so mad if it was the other way around.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:26:33

Oh go on Dani. Give him another chance.

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:33:05

Urghhhh Alpaca Lewis is minging! I want to say he needs some botox and faketan but that would be wrong of me! go and twitch kver the delectable Dan instead wink

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:38:41

Wonder what Frans problem with ferne is?

Georgia seems a bit of a odd one. Why send Dan the pic of her texts?

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:41:17

Dan's behaving like a bit of a cock with both of them imo!

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 22:41:35

Lewis is gorgeous, hubba hubba

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:43:13

Alpaca you are deranged! wink

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:43:38

As gorgeous as Dan is I think he a drip.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:45:15

Is Mario's ex Lucy? Wonder why they aren't naming her.

BelleateSebastian Sun 30-Mar-14 22:46:59

They never mention the names of any ex towiers Mario you've just been owned!! lol

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 22:53:25

Belleate grin

They mentioned Lucy a few weeks ago, maybe it's Pascalle.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 22:55:03

I don't think its pascal. She isn't complimentary about him on twitter iirc.

He defo mentioned Lucy when he was talking to his mum last week. It must be her.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 23:02:55

I'd quite like him and Lucy to get back together.

Sparklysilversequins Sun 30-Mar-14 23:03:35

Sisters before Misters Chloe!

Sparklysilversequins Sun 30-Mar-14 23:04:55

I would too alpaca. I like Mario actually, I think he's got a good heart but he's still really young and not ready to settle down. NONE of them are really, except for Chloe who is so going to get her heart stamped on.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 23:12:17

I read that Sam is leaving this Wednesday, I wonder if Billie will leave too. That will eave very few 'originals'. Arg, Lauren Pope and Jessica, can't think of any others.

Sparklysilversequins Sun 30-Mar-14 23:15:25

I like Dan and Jasmine now too, I am sorry but I thought Georgia looked like a middle aged Mum in that pink and floral number at the end. There's no comparison.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 23:20:29

I think Lucy and Mario both love each other but if I was her it would be too hard to trust him.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 23:41:51

She cheated on him too, Mike. She isn't entirely innocent.

Sparklysilversequins Sun 30-Mar-14 23:48:56

I liked Lauren's blue satin top and liked that she confronted Mario too.

MikeLitoris Sun 30-Mar-14 23:50:53

I know. But I think a one night thing with your ex right at the beginning of a relationship isn't in the same league as months of lying and sleeping with several people. She had doubts he was telling the truth and he repeatedly told her she was imagining it. Do you remember all those girls would approach her to tell her things? It must have been so humiliating.

That said I think she needs to either stop contacting him all together or actually commit to trying again.

They are all so young. I've no idea why they can't enjoy being young free and single.

AlpacaYourThings Sun 30-Mar-14 23:56:33

Oh I agree with you Mike, Mario was undoubtedly a shit to her. I just think she isn't entirely innocent, but he is definitely more guilty.

PeanutPatty Mon 31-Mar-14 08:00:26

Marion's face was a picture when Lauren mentioned this "other girl". He didn't see that one coming did he?

Nix01 Mon 31-Mar-14 09:23:11

First post but long time follower!

Mario called it all off though didn't he? Why is Chloe still talking about her feelings for him when it's not going to go anywhere?

And whatever happened to Mr Starship?

Sparklysilversequins Mon 31-Mar-14 09:39:20

Mario called it off publically. I think they're still at it!

Ivehearditallnow Mon 31-Mar-14 11:44:59

Grace is a bunny boiler (really annoyed me when Georgia said 'oh lewis always cheats on his girlfriend'... so why do they want him to go out with Grace then? Such stupid girls).

The Mario-Chloe-Lauren love triangle is pathetic..... so fake.

If Dani takes James and his dirty dick back she needs her head examining.

More Elliot Wright please..... Fit Fitty McFit of Fitsville ;-p

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 31-Mar-14 13:41:05

Wonder why they didn't name girlfriends. I wondered if Lucy

Do people deserve another chance?

Chloe should have spoken to pops

Who does the pool belong to as always in it. Obv to one of their homes

MikeLitoris Mon 31-Mar-14 15:33:00

Daily Fail are saying that Jasmin, Tom and Diags are the ones leaving this series.

Doesn't mention Sam going.

Ivehearditallnow Mon 31-Mar-14 15:40:03

Do think these girls need to think about what message they're sending out. Jess, Fern, Lucy they're always "Oh, I'd leave if he cheated" blah blah and then all it takes is a lame bunch of flowers or a poem (Remember Ricky turning up and reading that poem in the restaurant? Cringe! Or Mario's Bruno-Mars-alike-serenade? They are the easiest women to get back in the world!

If I had teenage daughters watching this I'd be so worried that they'd watch it and think if a boy cheats he can just buy you shit and it's all fine again... Hmm.

Aw, I like Diags sad Jasmine is such a try-hard though. She was an extra for the first few series... do you remember when she auditioned to be in Jess' girl band? Lola? Lol x

Sparklysilversequins Mon 31-Mar-14 15:54:35

Oh not Hot Tom P sad

WowserBowser Mon 31-Mar-14 16:31:53

Diags seemed to deny it on Twitter that him and Tom were leaving. Unless i dreamt that. I'll try and find it..

WowserBowser Mon 31-Mar-14 16:38:37

My phone won't copy and paste but it basically says -
Apparently me and Tom P are leaving. Must be all the stress. #Diags doesn't quit

WowserBowser Mon 31-Mar-14 16:40:35

Oh, and Tom has stated they aren't leaving.

MikeLitoris Mon 31-Mar-14 16:53:17

Well not surprising its wrong coming from the Fail.

They had a picture of Lauren G in a swim suit earlier. Except it wasn't actually her.

WowserBowser Mon 31-Mar-14 17:26:24

I missed that! The comments are still there but not the photo.

AlpacaYourThings Mon 31-Mar-14 18:33:26

do you remember when she auditioned to be in Jess' girl band? Lola?

Haha, yeah I remember that!! She's so desperate.

MikeTheShite Mon 31-Mar-14 19:48:38

Grace and Lewis look really alike facially.
I had to laugh at the eating scene. Arg wonders why he is fat?!! He really is repulsive?

Is Bobby seeing Harry?- Amy child's cousin?

AlpacaYourThings Mon 31-Mar-14 19:53:47

I heard that Mike, Bobby seems quite old for Harry...

MikeTheShite Mon 31-Mar-14 20:13:01

I still think Jasmine comes across as really un genuine and desperate.
Plus her lipliner really irritates me.

I do hope Lockie and Dani work out. She's being a real tough cookie. Setting a very good example.

HollaAtMeBaby Mon 31-Mar-14 21:46:49

Jasmine comes across as an absolute bitch. I hope she does leave. Where has her friend Abi gone? the buxom dead-eyed vicar's daughter?

Loved Lauren putting Mario on the spot and making him flee her apartment! He's such a snake.

Ivehearditallnow Tue 01-Apr-14 12:54:56

LOL at Holla - although I find Jasmine more pathetic than bitchy. She's just a bit of a loser isn't she?

I miss Cara and Billy - and their little rat dogs/yoga sessions!

Mario makes my skin crawl x

MikeLitoris Tue 01-Apr-14 14:04:10

I see Sam and Joey are back together. She could do so much better than that man child.

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 01-Apr-14 15:35:23

Holla that abi description grin
I cannot bear Fran she annoys me so much her hope she's not in the next series

Ivehearditallnow Tue 01-Apr-14 15:43:50

Fran is like a goddess compared to Georgia and Grace, they're a right pair of fishwives.

Is it me or did Georgia look like she went swimming in her big period pants and a grey bra the other day? Gross...

MikeTheShite Tue 01-Apr-14 15:50:16

Sam can do better and it seems she is leavingsad
I think Georgia looked like miss piggy in her floral get up.
I like fran, fearne and billie best.

Ivehearditallnow Tue 01-Apr-14 15:58:41

I love how they are trying to set up some big row between Fran and Ferne... 'oh they don't get on'... it's so lame!

But it should be funny... x

MikeLitoris Tue 01-Apr-14 15:59:35

Georgia's bikini was not at all flattering. She has a lovely figure but it was just odd.

Ivehearditallnow Tue 01-Apr-14 16:02:43

Really looked like laundry day mismatching bra and pants to me.
And then she had the nerve to say afterwards she was 'doing it for the curvy girls'... er, curvy girls don't necessarily go around in mismatching bikinis! grin

WaitMonkey Tue 01-Apr-14 16:41:46

The photo of Sam and Joey in bed, that he put on his instagram page could it be an old one, as an April Fool's joke ? <suspicious>

Ivehearditallnow Tue 01-Apr-14 17:26:50

Oooh! Didn't think of that.

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 01-Apr-14 18:55:59

hmmmmmmmm could be an april fool and agree georgias bikini /2 mis matched 2 piece was yuk!!!!

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 01-Apr-14 20:08:24

Oh and still no Frank Major is that it now for Frank?! lone voice

WaitMonkey Tue 01-Apr-14 20:33:53

Sam has just posted a picture of what looks like Joey in her bed and she describes it as being tonight. So they must be back on. Very pleased as much as you can be about two people you don't know, always thought they where a cute couple.

MikeLitoris Tue 01-Apr-14 21:49:14

Yep that's Joey. He posted a pic of the same bed earlier. Good luck to her. She's going to need it.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 01-Apr-14 22:27:13

Joey always seemed to be very manipulative with Sam.

I agree that Georgia's bikini was awful! I don't understand why she didn't wear a one piece if e was self conscious.

AlpacaYourThings Tue 01-Apr-14 22:27:27

*she

MikeLitoris Tue 01-Apr-14 22:31:39

I think that Joey has been completely babied by his family and now can't deal with proper adult relationships. Sam only has to raise her voice and Joey is in tears and telling Chloe and Frankie how horrible she is. They then get involved and on and on it goes.

Some of the pictures from the finale tomorrow are gorgeous. I want a princess party now grin

AlpacaYourThings Tue 01-Apr-14 22:34:59

Yes, I agree Mike. I would find it exhausting being with someone like him.

MikeLitoris Tue 01-Apr-14 23:05:40

Has anyone seen the Frank Major interview in Now magazine?

He basically calls Ferns unhinged. Odd behaviour patterns, jealous of him talking to other females. He also says he is friends with Fran so could explain the frostiness between her and ferne.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 02-Apr-14 00:30:11

Yes, I read it Mike. Good point re: Fran, I hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't surprise me.

Apparently Fearne is always difficult with the new characters, she's hardly an original she been if for 3 series!!

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 06:17:52

Return of an old face tonight. I don't want to spoil it for anyone so I won't say who.

I can totally imagine Ferne being a pain. She seems a bit hyperactive at times. Especially when drunk. She is blunt which isn't necessarily a bad thing but I would imagine would be hard for a newbie to take.

WowserBowser Wed 02-Apr-14 10:03:26

Yes, i saw that Mike !

Ivehearditallnow Wed 02-Apr-14 10:56:08

Ooooh. Who is it... Amy?

Please not Lucy. Yawn!

Ivehearditallnow Wed 02-Apr-14 11:04:45

Oh, just seen on Daily Fail!

If people don't want to know - don't see Daily Fail website ;-) x

Sparklysilversequins Wed 02-Apr-14 11:46:42

I knew it was that person before I even read it.

Ivehearditallnow Wed 02-Apr-14 12:01:53

oooh get you clever clogs wink

ephemeralfairy Wed 02-Apr-14 12:22:38

rushes out to buy Now

I can't wait for tonight! I don't think Sam and Joey are right together but I love him! I think his emotional immaturity might well be down to his mum's suicide when he was a child, which I don't think he's ever properly dealt with. He led a fundraising walk with Child Bereavement UK on Sunday, I've volunteered with them in the past and they're great. (slight diversion...)

I'd be so annoyed if Diags and Tom left, I too saw the denial on Twitter though so I really hope it's not true!!

ephemeralfairy Wed 02-Apr-14 12:27:48

Oh and re. the returnee?? Bloody brilliant! Love that person!!

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 13:13:35

I don't think Joey was ever allowed to deal with his mums death properly. I remember hearing that his family kept the details from him until recently. He didn't know she had committed suicide. He strikes me as a lovely guy but incredibly immature.

I'm looking forward to tonight. I'm a bit gutted I read about in the fail now. I hope there is still some surprises.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 02-Apr-14 19:32:08

I'm really disappointed with who is returning <yawn>

saw Charlie today, he is quite small, not yet man size. Had beautiful skin, shite hair and shoes and jeans though, baggy arsed but drainpipe calves.

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 21:30:09

Charlie reckons he is 6ft tall.

I can imagine he looks a right scruff IRL. He looks like he needs a wash most of the time.

AlpacaYourThings Wed 02-Apr-14 22:07:09

"That's my boy"

[boak] x1000

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 22:07:54

God Arg is just a complete tool

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 22:36:59

I'm not a fan of Fran. She seems to have a bit if an attitude. And I've never liked Diags so am a bit disappointed he isnt going tonight.

More importantly WTAF is Charlie's hair supposed to be? That is a crime against hair.

CosmosOdyssey Wed 02-Apr-14 22:38:24

Fran can give it out and can't take it.

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 22:44:28

Sam is gorgeous but she has no bum at all!

misstiredbuthappy Wed 02-Apr-14 22:49:17

Did anyone see charlie check out chloes boobs when mario mentioned them ?! He had a right look !

AlpacaYourThings Wed 02-Apr-14 22:50:23

Lydia was so boring!

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 22:52:19

Well they were a bit hard to miss weren't they! Epic boobies.

I feel sorry for Chloe. She is going to end up heartbroken.

MikeLitoris Wed 02-Apr-14 22:53:44

Yy! Where was Lydia kicking off about Amy childs? Boring!

AlpacaYourThings Wed 02-Apr-14 23:06:49

I know, ridiculous. As much as I don't like her, Lauren Goodger was a lot more entertaining. I'd much prefer to have her back than Lydia.

Cheboludo Thu 03-Apr-14 08:57:09

Did anyone else notice Ricky's face behind a crying Gemma? I wondered if he was making fun of Gemma from the faces he was pulling - although it could've been entirely innocent.

I think Elliot is really hot but if he brought me back to flat after a date, I'd have to make my excuses and leave. Hideous decor.

Oh Lydia, I hope you'll have more storylines than fake Arg drama. No one could possibly believe she'd go back to him so I'm not sure what she'll do. Who is she friends with now that Lucy and the other girl (whose name I can't remember - Danni? Kissed Charlie King) are long gone?

WowserBowser Thu 03-Apr-14 10:28:06

Yes, Cheb it looked like he was mocking her. Maybe I'm just biased against him but he seems an immature nasty pasty.

Arg is on This Morning.

I guess Lydia will be friends with Jess?

I wish it had been Lauren G too!

Ivehearditallnow Thu 03-Apr-14 10:33:57

I thought Lydia would tell Arg off! She just stood there.

Grace and Lewis make me heave. If he's such a cheat and his ex is still on the scene why is she so desperate to get with him? Desperate.
I noticed Georgia had a matching bikini this episode - finally. Maybe the cast had a whip-round wink

BRING BACK LAUREN G! x

Ivehearditallnow Thu 03-Apr-14 10:34:41

PS Remember when Lauren G warned Chloe that Lauren P was a weirdo with no mates? And Chloe told Lauren P so the laurens fell out.

Think Lauren G may have been right x

WowserBowser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:52:17

They're grown women. Why don't they just have a chat.

Lauren P: I'm just sad you felt you couldn't tell me

Chloe: im sorry you feel that way, we just wanted to keep it to ourselves so we could work out what was happening. It was complicated with Charlie being his best friend and everything.

Lauren: ok, well I'm sorry for over reacting.

<hug>

All sorted.

WowserBowser Thu 03-Apr-14 11:53:07

Arg is on! Talking about his naked selfie

MikeTheShite Thu 03-Apr-14 12:45:02

I don't like Jasmine but thought georgia doing that so public was really mean

AlpacaYourThings Thu 03-Apr-14 12:56:51

But Wowser, if they reacted normally it wouldn't be anywhere near as entertaining! grin

NCRegular Thu 03-Apr-14 13:04:50

Lauren G does need to come back, she can be friends with Lydia again. Lauren G she was right about the Wright family.

WowserBowser Thu 03-Apr-14 13:09:37

You're right Alpaca !

<switches off sensible part of brain>

PeanutPatty Thu 03-Apr-14 13:28:19

Chloe is a mean cow. Boo Hoo to you. I never liked her and each time she is on she proves my gut instinct was bang on.

Cheboludo Thu 03-Apr-14 13:55:55

I'd far rather see Cara & Billie back than Lauren G. Without the Mark Wright dramas Lauren has absolutely nothing to do - her last couple of series felt like she was desperately trying to drag storylines/ romances out of nowhere.

And if Lydia is going to get back with / have dramas with an ex, I'd rather see them with Tom Kilbey than Arg. Surely all the arguments with Arg have been played out many times by now.

Cheboludo Thu 03-Apr-14 13:58:33

Oh, and Wowser - I completely agree with you re: Ricky. It's a shame last night was last in the series because now Gemma can't have a massive onscreen go at him. It's the one argument where I'd be completely on her side grin

WaitMonkey Thu 03-Apr-14 14:05:12

I miss Billie and Cara.

Cheboludo Thu 03-Apr-14 15:05:19

Me too, Monkey. They had funny, silly moments but could bring the drama and conflict when needed.

WreckTangle Thu 03-Apr-14 16:30:24

I think Cara was charged with drink driving, never to be seen again after that.

I dreamt that Ricky died of a drugs overdose last night!! blush

Charlie isn't 6ft. He didn't look much taller than me and I'm only 5'7". His hair was shit and so were his clothes but he looked v v clean and had nice skin and teeth.

Is it just me it does everyone think Jess looks a lot older than she is?

Sparklysilversequins Thu 03-Apr-14 17:54:02

Jess has had her cut like her Mum's. Why? confused

WaitMonkey Thu 03-Apr-14 19:36:00

Yes, Cara was in court for drink driving and Billie is now a fully fledged wag, as she's in a relationship with Andy Carroll. So they won't be back. sad Still really disappointed Sam is leaving. I really like Jess's new hair. She suits it short and it looks loads better than those horrible extensions.

MikeLitoris Thu 03-Apr-14 20:24:01

I'm always surprised that Jess is only 28, I think she looks older than me and I'm 32.

I thought Charlie didn't look 6ft. He is a fibber!

PeanutPatty Thu 03-Apr-14 23:03:51

I am inclined to think that the storylines for Jess are numbered and it won't be long before we bid her goodbye. I won't be sorry as she's gone dullsville lately.

I don't think we will ever have the good old days and dramas of the Mark, Lauren and Sam hoo-ha. They were the best.

Sparklysilversequins Fri 04-Apr-14 15:02:58

I despise Arg and his crazy false laugh.

Ferne is pissing me off too, prancing around in her undies "look at me! look at me!"

Chloe and Lauren P - meh! What a pair of drama queens.

I thought Carol's poem was sweet. My Mum would never in a million years write me a poem.

Gemma looked pretty this episode, healthier looking somehow. So funny when all the girls were standing listening to Dani on the phone to Lockie.

I hope Georgia and Grace aren't in the next series. They're annoying.

WTAF is going on with Elliot's flat shock it's AWFUL!

obrigada Fri 04-Apr-14 15:06:27

If Lydia is back, does that mean Debbie (her mum) will be back as well?

Blondeshavemorefun Sat 05-Apr-14 14:09:57

danni gave in too easily with lockie and the pretty woman scene

Chloe and lauren p are like sulky kids

sam and joey - whoop

lydia wouldnt go back with arg, she may get back with tom????? tho he obv still likes her much to gemma's sadness -what on earth she sees in arg is beyond me

jasmine is desperate for a man ..... but why dan if he apparently is a creep/unfaithful

Sparklysilversequins Sat 05-Apr-14 14:18:07

Arg, the big guffawing buffoon, was always punching above his weight with "Lyds". He knows it too that's why he can't get over her.

I thought Tom P was so sweet when he was comforting Gemma, saying "don't cry, don't cry".

Fran and Diags are rapidly on the ascent to become TOWIE's most annoying couple. They may have a job getting past Ricky and Jess I suppose but I think they behaved like right twats with Ferne.

I'm going off Dan.

MikeTheShite Fri 11-Apr-14 11:02:10

It would seem lockie has been arrested regarding possession of drugs.

WowserBowser Fri 11-Apr-14 11:56:41

Yeah saw that Mike

The article said it's thought it might be ketamine, a class c drug.

Is ketamine only class c?

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