X FACTOR- it's semi-final week- Beyonce versus Elton John

(721 Posts)
Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 09:24:57

Well, not literally, obviously. No fighting in the ring, Voice-stylee (my money would be on Bouncy).

No- this week, our beloved acts are performing 2 songs- a Beyonce one, and an Elton on.

Here are the songs:

Luke Friend
Best Thing I Never Had
Something About The Way You Look Tonight

Nicholas McDonald
Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

Rough Copy
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word

Sam Bailey
If I Were A Boy
Candle In The Wind

Whoever suggested 'Cnadle in the Wind' for ScrewLoose last week, wins the Internet. Congratulations. flowers

Rumours abound that Duff Copy will leave. I hope not.

I'm really sad no-one is doing 'Circle of Life'. In costume fsad

I'm off to the school Christmas fair late. I'm going to need a lot of wine.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 09:26:42

'Cnadle' what's a cnadle??

I hope it is the original, and not the Diana version. Screwloose in heavy black eyeliner, looking sad, would put me off my tea.

southbank Sat 07-Dec-13 09:32:41

How do you know what songs they will be singing?!
I thought they kept it top secret?

southbank Sat 07-Dec-13 09:33:19

I think beyonce vs Elgin john sounds shocking!

southbank Sat 07-Dec-13 09:33:53

Elgin John?
Who the hell is Elgin John?!

SinisterBuggyMonth Sat 07-Dec-13 09:35:15

Beyoncé vs Elton? Obviously...

Shame no one opted for Naughty Girl and Saturday Nights allright for Flighting

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 10:01:00

No- it's never a secret. Most of the tv sites have the song list available from Friday. It can sometimes change, but very rarely. I like to be forewarned! grin

Oh I'll be sad if the Duffers go. I'm a bit bored of ScrewLoose and Wee Jimmy now, I'd be happy for either of them to go. The blimp has to stay because we're going to eat him for Christmas when he's proper fatted up.

30SecondsToVenus Sat 07-Dec-13 13:57:42

Elton John is my guilty pleasure so im looking forward to tonight

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 17:30:15

Badgers- definitely part of the fun now is seeing how bg Crood boy gets before he pops.

And he really did 'give it his all' in the sing off last weekgrin- Meh looked a bit smug and as if she had it in the bag. It's the first time I've cared at all about an X factor/Pop idol in years. Probably since Will and Garethfgrin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 17:59:00

I knew loose screw would be singing candle in the fucking wind. I knew it.

It will be crap.

On the plus side, we won 4 items from 5 tickets at the tombola at the old folks home today (DS1 was helping out with scouts). A bottle of wine and loads of chocolate. grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 18:00:06

They didn't give crowd boy don't let the sun go down on me because he'll be roughly the size of a small planet by tonight. You mark my words.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 18:13:02

We had 12 tickets for the bottle tombola. Won nothingsad. Not even the dodgy looking bottle of lemonade that was a dubious colour.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 18:14:14

Calamitous it would have been a total eclipsegrin

I have two thoughts. One is that Bouncy vs Elton would be bloody BRILLIANT if it were really happening. The fight, I mean.
Second is that Screw Loose doing 'if I were a Boy' is cruel. Not as cruel as if Draggy Nanfucker did it, but still. Do we think they will have her in her uniform, as Bouncy was a cop in the vid?

YY to Kimbo of the Expanding Tum being entirely spherical tonight.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 19:08:18

Oh no, not Screwloose in costume!grin

Wardrobe need to save their money to buy curtains for Crood's shirts. They will be asking for the public to send in donations of Aztec patterned fabric. There will be a nationwide shortage. But at least they don't have to pay out for socks.

I hope they bring back Joan for the final- they could do a Demis Rousos/ Nana Mouskouri duet.

I tink there's scope to do a 'Sing while you work' tie in with ol' Ginger beard Malone. Tesco Mary. HMP Screw Loose. Asda Chowmein.

I was flicking about on t'telly and came across USA XF. Noted pleather trews there too.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 19:18:38

Elton and Gazza are doing a duet on t'Final.

Contestants from series past, including Rylan, are doing something on Final night too.

I properly hate Bazza. And I hate his half-baked Mumfords rip off.
We already had some chubby MC English boys attempting Bluegrass and wishing they were in the good ol' days and up a mountain drinking moonshine. We didn't need Bazza to make it MORE mainstream ffs.
And also he is a twat.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 19:33:57

Oh should say, it's arbitraryUsername. I decided to rename myself in xfactor's honour. grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 19:35:20

Might have to pop round to Asda and buy some decent wine. The tombola wine is red and not really to my taste. I suspect it is bound for use in sauces.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 19:41:05

Don't hold back Sue!grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 19:44:31

I kind of begrudgingly enjoy a bit of Mumford, despite agreeing totally with sue on what they are. Gary has no business copying that kind of nonsense.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 19:46:58

I'm bored of Bazza.

It's time Howard turned up and took his kit off .

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 19:48:19

DS2 is bored of Bazza, I've played his CD so many times we I know it all off by heart!

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 19:50:28

grin Iam

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 19:51:28

Singing material in our car is now seems to be sea shanties. DS1 and DH are learning the words off the new assassin's creed game and use any opportunity they can for a tuneless singsong.

Now there's a theme xfactor has neglected...

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 19:52:04

He keeps threatening to use it as a frisbee!hmm grin

Mmm Howard. I prolly wouldn't even make him wash
OK, maybe I would.

No I LIKE the Mumfords, I do. But do admit, it's too funny that they exist.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 19:58:48

It is utterly ridiculous that they exist.

Gary's Mumfords light with meerkats on coronation street is even more ridiculous. And not in an enjoyable way.

I quite fancy one of them. My loins have no shame. LOINS <arf>

Bazza is King of Twats, I think he has done the unthinkable and out-Twatted Apeface. And he is blates toadying for a knighthood. Vulgar <sniffs>.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:09:24

Is it the drummer cum accordion player? If so, I'm totally with you. He's only 3 years younger than DH

Could be. Cowboy-hipster hybrid of wrong-yet-right

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:13:04

Sue I have a sneaking suspicion my DSes have bought me tickets to see Robbie for Christmas. I am beside myself with excitement! I will actually cry if they have.

It's Time. To Face. Your Questionable Life Choices That Leave You Bitching With Internet Randoms on a Saturday Night.

only joking, love you all really

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:14:37

Hard to tell, as that description could potentially apply to more than one of them. He often sports the kind of beard that screams 'I've been making moonshine in the woods'. But that also applies to pretty much all of them. grin

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:14:54

grin @ Sue

mwahh! to all my imaginary friends. grin

Oh, Iam grin. I shall stop hating on him, shall I? So as not to piss on all the frites?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:15:40

Nicole will be paying close attention? That'll be a firstfgrin

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:15:57

You can hate him Sue, it leaves more for me!grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:15:58

ONE ENGLISH POUND that this is Dermie's last series.
He looks weary.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:16:45

I pride myself on being an internet random, sue!

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:17:31

Nicole has come as mortician Adams tonight.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:17:38

See, i like a beardy bloke. <dh looks like Santa these days> but the Mumfords are just too clean .

Back of the sofa. Naughty boy.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:17:54


IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:18:11

Sharon has come as my sister! hmm

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:18:45

That's the drummer cum accordion player, sue. I knew it would be him. I so would.

Kimbo-won't-wash up first
Looking 'well''

Yy, he's pretty AND dirty AU. I like that.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:20:04

I hope kimbo isn't going to be dancing.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:20:27

Does he have a hanky round his ankle this week?

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:20:41

Another dreadful shirt for Luke

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:20:47

Bovver boots and no socks must chafe, and smell.

What's happening in the background?

Wtf with the shirt? What pattern is that? Bin-raider?

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:21:01

I am back. Did you miss me?

Pretty sure all the judges are wankered already.

rosebudandvodka Sat 07-Dec-13 20:21:17

This kid looks like Kimberley Walsh dunt he?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:21:30

Nicole's eyebrows and false lash combo tonight produces a very strange effect.

HermioneWeasley Sat 07-Dec-13 20:21:38

I much prefer Luke's version of the Beyoncé song

Ohfgs grin

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:01

He looks like a busker

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:02

Ahh, his trews no longer fit- they've split at the knees like the hulk

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:22

....just needs a dog on a string

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:38

It is a truly horrible shirt.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:51

Stomp stomp stomp across the stage with the guitar strap lifting and seperating his tits like a Playtex bra.


Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:22:56

I think they have made his shirt out of Ds's star wars duvet cover. It's exactly the same pattern.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:23:11

Shazza is officially sloshed. I think she's my hero.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:23:18

I'm not sure Kimbo is wise to wear a shirt depicting the planets.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 20:23:50

I want to be an X Factor judge. What other job encourages you to rock up totally wankered and talk actual utter bollocks.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:23:54

Not the only thing that's outgrown the tv studio...

Borelow you're such a bitch

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:23:56

It would look better with gods and chewbacca on it,raahh.

Lukified. That sounds unpleasant.

Fat knees?

Maybe the shirt is one of those global hypercolours, remember them? Only it's showing his future. It's called the Horo-shirt, works on a number of levels.
Shit coloured, obvs

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:24:09

Lukefied? Pretty sure that's not a verb....

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:24:19

luke-a fied?

Nicole has a dictionary of her own, doesn't she?

And is wearing a drug-mule bun

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:24:28

Is Nicole wearing a duvet?

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:24:37

They've all had haircuts this week. Supercutz must have had an offer on!

YY the Drug Mule 'do. Classy.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:25:32

There's almost certainly a reason for the drug mule bun. She'll be diving into it in the breaks.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:27:37

Where are the Christmas adverts?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:27:46

Calamitous- yy! It's perfect for hiding blue smarties. Allegedly.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:28:51

I looked at iPhones in the apple store recently. The 5cs look dreadfully cheap. They'd look cool if they done them in the coloured metal finish they use on iPods, but they look nasty as plasticky.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:29:01

It's too late for Christmas ads now. As far as retail goes, it's nearly Valentine's day.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:29:50

I heard that the commercial radio association are complaining about the widespread Gary barlowficationon the bbc.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:29:55

Apparently the Sainsburys one is making its debut tonight...

Wee Jimmy has all Scotland right behind him
But Louis was there first.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:30:26

Surely there are Boxing Day sofa sales to advertise or something?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:30:43

Wee Jimmy always looks like he has an eye infection.

The Sainsbos ad is never off the jeffing telly? Is there a new one?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:31:12

I hope he's not going to make those faces during the song.

Its a westlife coat
Updated with added pleather.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:31:41

Wee Jimmy's got some pinkeye going on. Too much time on Louis' pillow.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:31:56

This is too low for him.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:31:58

Do you think he means to sound this shit?

Beyonce doesn't even sing the best version of this song.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:05

This sounds the wrong key for him,

What was the random 'woo'hmm

Cooo, this is proper shite.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:31

Poo faces.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:33

He really isn't going to sell records is he?

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:38

SeaDevil - Florence and the Machine do an awesome version

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:47


CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:52


JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:54


Not even the tartan can save him now.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:57


IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:32:59

Fuck me!

This is bad!

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:02

Why don't they dress him like he's 17.

This is truly dreadful.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:02

I can see your pillow pillow pillow (but it's given me conjunctivitis)

beachyhead Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:02

oh this this is so bad

SamU2 Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:05

Oh dear.. missing words and out of key.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:14


!!! Shazza and Louis dying larfing at him? Seems a bit harsh grin

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:23

Is Shazza laughing? crying? falling off her chair?

You always know its shite when they pull out a flashy set. Its supposed to distract us plebs from the shite singing.

Doesn't work.

MrsSJG Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:32

ouch dodgy notes in there

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:48

Surely he's crying because he knows it was dire.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:54

But he is going to blame his ear piece.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:33:59

I am evil. I genuinely can't stop laughing at the misfire.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:34:08

Look, Louis is weepy-eyed too- he definitely gave him.

He's not crying, it's pink-eye

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:34:20

Bet Louis wants you to go all the way too.

SayCoolNowSayWhip - God yes.

Tiredemma Sat 07-Dec-13 20:34:29

Awful. Making sounds that only the dogs can hear.

directoroflegacy Sat 07-Dec-13 20:34:30

Sharon & Louis were having a right laugh there

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:34:49

Shazza is just inexplicable. Yet strangely I still like her.

Fuck off with the pig latin!

'blessed' with two songs?
Mmm. Matter of opinion, that.

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:35:28

Nicole's dress is sliding lower down her body by the minute

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:35:39


is that the verse, Nicole?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:35:54

He's not from Glasgow though Louis.

pre-chorus <dies>

I like the pre-intro best. And the post-finale.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:37:04

Post-finale is always excellent!

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:37:23

Pretty sure that's called a bridge, Nicole...

Another one for the Nictionary.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:37:24

Don't let this be shazza's year.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:37:50

oh, here we go.

Please don't let it be Shazza's year.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:38:26

I do like Loose Screw.

Loose taking her chances with the dog shit there

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:38:38

Please don't fall off the swing. No, please.

Dammit and they didn't do the cop costume

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:39:01

What is this pushing on a swing bit supposed to achieve? Are the producers just really cross that Joan went out before they got the chance to pull out the swing?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:39:13

Another optical illusion dress, that doesn't work.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:39:57

It does kind of show what a good singer Bouncy is though. If they can make Elton look good, they're in trouble.

Arf at swing-loss frustration. Could be.

Another Derren Brown dress for Loose Screw there. Cunning.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 20:40:08

The Stylist doesn't want this one t win. WTAF I that she's wearing. Awful shoulders and hips as wide a runway.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:40:23

I bet's she's sung this before, on't cruise ships.

I can't warm to her.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:40:25

She's borrowed Hannah's wet look leggings!

HermioneWeasley Sat 07-Dec-13 20:40:48

Epic style fail with Sam this week. She does have a brilliant voice though.

All these things just make Bouncy sound amazing
Though Loose is better than most, granted.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:40:50

It's because the stylists can't get their heads around the whole TV thing. They just dress them for being on a big stage a long way from the audience.

At least she can sing the song. That's something.

She is morphing into Micahel Bolton shock

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:41:26

Wardrobe needs incarcerating after this, and for LooseScreew to set about her with a truncheon.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:41:55

Iam -i had bleached my brain of Sausage's leggingsgrin

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 07-Dec-13 20:42:00

I'm so bored with this final three, they're too boring to even insult.
I need a Nanfucker to hate.

She has lost TONNES of weight though. Skinny wee legs on her now.
Just that she's a bit stout in the middle and the stylist seems to be fixated on that

Chipstick10 Sat 07-Dec-13 20:42:13

I can't warm to Sam at all. I like Luke yet the public just don't seem to be buying in to him.

SlicedLemon Sat 07-Dec-13 20:42:21

FFS Nicole needs putting down.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:42:25

I think we're going to get some visible nipple on shitsinger by the time we have to endure candle in the wind.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:42:54

She so does not look fabulous.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:43:07

I'm disappointed that I didn't even hate Sharon this year.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:43:31

I had, Raahh, but I got déjà-vu just then!grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:43:37

She bloody chose candle in the wind! of course she did...

I cannot begin to express how much I hate candle in the wind.

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:43:42

Duff'n sloppy up next....

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:44:51

Chipstick: I like Luke a lot better than screw loose. Problem is the people who vote are a very specific demographic.

In related Shitsinger queries - why is EVERYTHING marque de champagne something or other this year? I had never heard the term before Nicoles' cocoa dusted balls, and now even Iceland are making marque de champagne prawn rings and the co-op M-de-S cream crackers or some such. S'everywhere.
emperor's new clothes if you ask me. Not that anyone does. <huffs>

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:45:19

Candle in the Wind was an ok song, before Diana died.
She is responsible for so much of the fake angst, Diana.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:45:25

Blimey, that perfume ad was a bit creepy hmm

Candle in the Wind - they're putting her in a white Marilyn column dress, innit?
With black side panels obvs.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:47:13

Yes. It's the fake angst that I loathe. Of course, that's exactly what screw loose is going to give us. In buckets.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:47:22

Aww, doggies.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:48:12

I want a Dacshund if they didn't need walking and didn't poo!

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:48:21

Shitsinger is sniffing and fighting not to fall of her seat as dermie talks.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:48:28

So- will there be shirts?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:48:49

or even skirts!

shirts is a given, i hope.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:49:19

combat skirts and bobinog hats!

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:49:22

Could be a pleather tunic.

Skirts, YY. Always Duffer Skirt.


Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:49:41


CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:49:50

Pleather shorts instead. And camouflage.

Convict might be a better song to detail their story (or at least one of them)

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:49:55

No skirts! shock

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:50:27

This song really doesn't work for a group for some reason.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:50:28

Guest stylist this week, Helen Keller

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:50:29

Nice I am Celeb hairband!

So much pleather <rocks>

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:50:42

more esr piece trauma.

Ditch the backpack!

That pleather tabard is creepy.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:50:47

And it seems to be too fast.

Goodness. What interesting backing dancers.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:24

ph, Duffies. sad

This is not good.

Another tabard.

It looks a bit more like a stab vest this week.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:43

The backing dancers all look like dd2 does when she needs a wee.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:44

Nicole likes it.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:45

They must commission those pleather tabards specially for duff copy.

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:49

late again! can i have a 20 second precis?

Why DOES he take his OFRS on stage with him?
Unless he is afeared of the judges Cougar-ing him. Which I do see.

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 20:51:52

Such random styling, like they've been let loose in a charity shop

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 20:52:27

Not the worst though oddly.

You don't realise how much Beyonces dancing distracts you from the banality of her songs until you hear this shower of shit tonight.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:52:42


oh yes.

Why do I never see ANYONE wearing pleather other than on XF? Or barely.
Is it that I is not hip? Doubtful.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:53:05

These were prep repaired judge comments, because they certainly aren't describing what we just watched.

GinAndIt Sat 07-Dec-13 20:53:21

Why is one of them wearing an NHS x-Ray safety tunic?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:53:39

yy- Bouncy's dancing and skimpy costumes do detract from the crap she sings.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:54:13

Calamitous- I know. Shazza does it all the time. it really annoys me.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 20:54:25

Hmmm...Nicole's bun gets smaller as she gets more fucked....

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:54:28

I'm wearing pleather right now.

Pleather waistcoat and lederhosen. With pleather ankle warmers. All the cool kids are.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:54:43

Pleather is in lots of shops Sue. I don't think anyone with any taste buys it though!

Righto, start voting y'all <dies laughing>

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:54:59

20 second précis: crood boy had a guitar and a hideous shirt and sang a song no one would have recognised as Beyoncé; wee barra was genuinely dire; loose screw wore another bad optical illusion dress and sang Beyoncé like she was on a cruise ship; duff copy were responsible for the death of many pleathers.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 20:55:20

Say- I'd noticed it's getting dishevelled

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:55:47

Voting haha good one.

<slaps pleather clad thighs in mirth>

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 20:55:51

Gin I believe it is the bastard love child of a DHS pleather sofa and a Jiffy bag.

Gave it some thought during Shitzeys drunken ravings.

Isit, Iam? Maybe not in the West Country yet. I will alert them to expect it in the next 5-10 years grin

Course, maybe you shop in trendy shops and not Edinburgh Woollen Mill and Tu for Sainsburys?

Noel, do you know I can see that. In my head you are Noel Fielding, so that is entirely likely.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:56:47

The shops of the Gateshead metrocentre are awash with pleather. I wandered around getting increasingly grumpy about the lack of clothing for those of us who don't like pleather and leopard print.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 20:57:39

Poor wee barra.

Still in years to come he'll be able to look back and show his grandkids the exact moment his balls dropped, on live tv

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:57:51

I ŵas going to comment that it was getting a bit untidy as she got more animated. Rewind and watch her trying to stay upright as dermie introduced duff copy. It was quite something.

So the hypothesis is that Shitsinger is having a good rummage in the Mule Bun in the ads, and will be smaller of 'do but brighter of eye in the next segment?

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 20:59:13

I'd pick Eltons current "hit", you can justifiably sing it like a poised pub singer as the old fellas totally lost his voice now.

TSS Top Tip there.

Sue you can't swing a shitty stick in Bluewater without striking pleather. Tis very easy wipe. Handy.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 20:59:24

The sainsbury's in Gateshead might be wash with pleather too, sue. Shops seems to stock what sells in their local market. I have discovered that the women of Tyneside do not share my taste in clothing.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 20:59:37

This KFC advert is stupid!

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:00:00

Shitty will be bald by the end of the evening.

So it's Devon, or poor I, that is out of touch re pleather? Noted.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:01:13

Noel grin

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:01:27

grin for precis CalamitouslyWrong

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:01:29

To be fair, shitsinger no longer serves any purpose so long as xfactor us concerned. So she can get truly wasted this week.

Also she thought she was going to win, so she has sorrows to obliterate.

Oh, NOW you go to family. Now Bo Selecta Nan is gone

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:02:16

Oh raahh stop with the nobingob hatsfgrin

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:02:26

Louis Walsh - no stranger to small boys...

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:02:31

Oh, poor Wee Jimmy. Bet he really doesn't want to perform again.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:02:44

You should rejoice sue. Think of the canesten shortages elsewhere in the uk...

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:03:01

Iorek fgrin

Maybe he will only sing half.

Every song he sings is a massive song.

What will become of Wee Jimmy if he wins? And what of the other one, the other teeny teeny Scottish boy that won? Surely we cannot support two.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:03:33

That's why we relate to him though- we don't want him to perform again either

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:03:41

Don't let Louis go down on me...

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:03:49

Wee barra has a pear shape not often seen in 17 year old boys. A unique selling point?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:03:53

Bad camera angle. he looked all truncated.

Is that shirt one of Like's rejects?

Between that set and his shirt, I am feeling drunk

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:04:27

Why is he standing alf way up a giant knob shape?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:04:42

Those stairs were surely recycled from a stairway to heaven from shows past.

Even the dancers are wearing pleather.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:04:51

Oh, the inappropriate older laydeez are back.

Please let the sun go down on him.

Or Louis will.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:04:56

He's all hips!

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:05:03

Its not his night, is it?

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:05:09

Louis is putting everything into him at this stage. He's behind him all the way, etc etc...

See! How the lights shine through his sainted ears and light the blessed capillaries within

Also 'go down' <snurk>

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:05:48

It annoys me that the pattern doesn't match up on that shirt.

I will miss the way Louis claps.

Jaysus, the dancers. Just no.
There is no interpretive dance required for Elton. Really, there's not.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:13

He's a wee elf. Get him some Christmas lights, to shine through his ears.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:13



<channelling Elton>

MrsDeVere Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:27

Have I missed Leona?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:41

Wee barra is trying to emulate gazza's haircut.

directoroflegacy Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:47

Those mismatched circles are making me all itchy!

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:47

The stylist is a sadistic bastard.

Hes been dressed by Littlewood Boys section c.1983.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:48

Did Gary just call him Knickers??!

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:06:56

Su- it's very 'Pan's people' isn't it?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:07:12

Nope MrsDeVere. She'll be on tomorrow, surely.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:07:13

He looks like his mams just had her catalogue delivery, that outfits fresh from the packets

Seventeen, eh?

We will not slag her, Mrs DV grin. She has immunity.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:08:02

I don't understand how the circles on one side ended up a centimetre or two above the ones on the other side.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:08:04

X post with TSS grin

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:08:05

He never thought he's get this fat?

directoroflegacy Sat 07-Dec-13 21:08:18

How old is wee Jimmy?

Dermot is, as someone up thread said, is getting tired of this

Noel - a million times yes he do

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:05

Ahh, the longest break up in history continues.

Chipstick10 Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:09

Louis has so much faith in him he's begging Scotland for votes. It's cringe inducing.

ShellyF Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:13

I thought Leona was on the other week.Perhaps she is on again.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:22

Yeah I've caught up with you!!

Louis looked relieved
I expect he enjoyed that a Wee bit too much

MrsDeVere Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:25


I am useless. I am always missing her. Someone told me she was on but I don't watch X factor so I am clueless.
Does that mean I can switch back over then?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:30

We might have a go at her stylists and staging though. The xfactor might do a number on her and land her in pleather in a reception nativity set or something. That wouldn't be Leona's fault though.

someone upthread indeed . I don't know. I come back from flouncing to drop my observational pearls and I get 'someone'.
Is it because I don't have my Christmas name on?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:09:57

MrsD- yes, you maygrin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:10:17

She's due to perform tomorrow might I think. Stay and complain about the pleather massacre with us MrsDeVere.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:10:29

If all Scotland doesn't think Louis is a proper gold plated cock I should be most surprised.

She has a Christmas single out, innit? Which either means it's highly likely or highly unlikely she is going to be on <helpful>

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:11:25


I nearly dusted off last year's Christmas name. And LaQueen has sort of used it. So i can't, really. But if she wins the name change with it- I was there first! i came 4th last year

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:11:49

I'm Scottish (although not in Scotland). I think Louis is a total pillock.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:12:29

I hate Mrs Brown's boys. Is it funny? what am i missing?

What were you? And I thought LeQ had flounced too?
I have two - SuePurblybiltbyElves and RudolphUcker. I shall select one.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:12:56

God was that the Homeless Nolan there advertising Mrs Browns Boys?

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:13:10

I hate it too, Raahh.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:13:37

Exactly Calam many things divide our nation, but that Louis is a gold plated knobber must be the one thing that unites us.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:13:48

Ah Sue, I've been away for 2 weeks and no bugger noticed.


CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:13:50

I am going to bring out a really crappy Christmassy name once I've put my tree up.

MrsDeVere Sat 07-Dec-13 21:13:56

You can say you don't like her music or her frocks. Thats fine.
Just don't call her ugly or boring though <glare>


I can't watch. Ok I admit it, I cannot bear X Factor.

There, I said it...

She does have a new single out and my niece and nephew are in the video. Its all very surreal.

I still think I should be in it. In the corner getting pissed..with a shawl and bedsocks on.

Mrs Brown = Powerfully unfunny. Have said before, will again.
Crock o'shite

MrsSJG Sat 07-Dec-13 21:14:20

ok, can I ask who the hell was Melanie? I don't remember her being a contestant

directoroflegacy Sat 07-Dec-13 21:14:21

I agree with SUE's remarkably astute observation that Dermot has had enough! sorry smile
I haven't changed my name since summer 2012 - I really should

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:14:25

Well, there is a LaQueen3kngsofOrientare. maybe it's not her confused

I was We3kingsofOrientRaahh.

I toyed with fRaahhnkincense, But can't be arsed.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:14:37

I thought Sue was Devon's finest!

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:14:52

Raahh it's shite and not funny


JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:15:04

Week 1

When you had just the one chin there remember?

Saycool grin. Whither accusations of royalty and bjullying now, eh?

We will be NICE, Mrs DV. She's not the worst, ol' Leona.

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 21:15:43

Nice velour

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:15:53

Is this true Sue- is he Devon's finest?

Luke looks like a mushroom with his hair down

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:16:03

Mrs Browns Boys is rubbish. Proved by the fact that my FIL watches it.

I love Fraahhkincense

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:16:10

Oh don't worry, MrsDeVere. We're all agreed that Leona is just too naive to be horrible about.

The fools in charge of deigning xfactor sets and the stylists, on the other hand, have a lot to answer for.

Does Luke have a 'No pleather' clause in his contract?

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:16:24

MrsS- Melanie has been been a contestant FOUR times. She doesn't know when to give up.

Thank you director <mollified and needy> grin wink

Yours is better Raah. Robbed.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:16:45

He just needs white gaiters and he could be a disreputable Regency cad.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:17:16

They showed him week 1's crappy performance and he thought 'oh that's a good idea. Boring and shit. Let's do that again'.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:17:36

Sea -there isn't enough pleather in the world to cover him.

This is kind of shouty, Luke.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:17:41

Is it me, or is he actually kind of creepy with his hair back and that red velvet coat?

Shouty little fecker.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:17:41

So we are agreed:

The entire mumset nation thinks Louis is a cock
The entire Mumsnet nation thinks Mrs Brown is as funny as a nasty dose

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:18:05

That should be nice not naive, but autocorrect hates me.

No. No he is NOT Devon's finest.
For one, the Yeo Valley boys are up this way.
For two, I guess Muse have had a bigger career. Or the Wurzels.
And for D, no. And also he is Northern apparently.

Plus we mustn't forget Draggy Nanfucker. Devon to the BONE.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:18:31

He likes the guitar. Covers his tummy, innit.

MrsSJG Sat 07-Dec-13 21:18:34

oh it's that girl, I wouldn't say she was a contestant, a professional wannabe more like! grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:18:48

I agree with both those statements, TSS.

He looks like he's hosting a nasty junior version of Masterpiece Theatre.
Or the sesame street version.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:20:00

Yes it's his enormous heart.

That's why he wears a 44 inch waist- the enormous heart.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:20:06

TSS totally agree

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:20:49

TSS - yup!

ROAR at Noel

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:01

What's with the rascal Tom round his neck?

The stylist s trying and failing dismally to challenge Russell Brand.

Ooh its John Fashanu.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:18

Wtf have they squeezed Sam into?

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:24

E ending all, I'm very late.

So far Luke is shite.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:24

DS1 loves a bit of muse.

Louis is determined to hope everyone will vote geographically. However, there are on,y c. 5 million scots and I'd imagine most of them aren't voting or even watching. There are probably fewer people in Devon than that.

And Louis can't even tell the difference between Motherwell and Glasgow. That won't have gone down well.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:43


SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:45

Is it me or does Alexandraburke.com look like a giant next to Caroline Flack?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:21:54

Poor Sam. Listening to previous winners talk about how someone else should win.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:22:05

Burke. Name and nature.

I imagine he did the Glasgow thing on purpose

Duffers saying sorry. What is that, restorative justice, Prime Time stylee?

claretandamberforever Sat 07-Dec-13 21:23:09

SuperblyBilt - he is not Devon's finest cos he's from Bradford! Why doesn't he admit this? I do not understandz...

beachyhead Sat 07-Dec-13 21:23:11

How do you know the songs, Raah? My dh wants to know.... not that he's internet saavy at all.....

whaddagoddaoo indeed <solemn>

MrsSJG Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:03

what was with the people in the background with the A4 notepads and make up brushes?? bizarre way of filling the background during an interview

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:07

Yer man has some nasty yellow heads on his lower lip sad

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:11

Argh. Stools

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:27

At least get the fucking grammar right. Heathens.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:40

I usually go on Telly mix, or Digitalspy, who have the song choices Friday night-ish. beachy

I don't like surprisesgrin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:50

Can someone please explain leggings and shorts to me. Please?

MagicLlama Sat 07-Dec-13 21:24:58

I am ashamed to admit that I am enjoying this Duffers version blush

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:25:11

Are they.... galoshes??

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:25:28

This isn't going as well as it could.

<mourns the missed opportunity to do 'Song for Guy'>

claretandamberforever Sat 07-Dec-13 21:25:30

Louis mustn't think Bradford is sexy enough!

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 21:25:39

That's them in the final

I don't know, there seem to be a few hardest words in that, diction-wise.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:25:47

Oh dear Lord. Pleather coluttes over pleather leggings. That Dudes packing one sweaty crotch

Blue moon boots.

The stylists been at Shitzys bun.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:26:21

That bun has been redone! restuffed

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:26:25

Nicole can't do grammar either. Each one of you are so strong, indeed.

directoroflegacy Sat 07-Dec-13 21:26:32

Duffers are my fav now!!

Which is the plane one? Daniel? I wanted that for the staging. Or Nikita, fo r the Putin styling.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:26:57

There will only be a gap, when JLS FINALLY retire, Louis.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:27:05

The leggings are pleather, and the skirts cover up any sweating issues. I think.

MagicLlama Sat 07-Dec-13 21:27:17

Shazza is awesome. I hope shes back next year, it was dull without her grin

Do any of the Lidl Muffins remain un-coupled?
They could have a Duffer.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:27:52

SPORN KLAXON on that minging lip.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:08

JLS are doing their final TV performance on This Morning on Tuesday Raahh.

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:09

O far they have all been shite. And Wardrobe must hatebLoose Screw.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:15

Year- Duffer on the right could hook up with a Muffin.
They could make a wee Duffin.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:22

You don't have words? Sorry's one, even if its the hardest one...

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:26

but where do you think they actually get the clothes from for the contestants? -because I've never seen anything like them in any shop

Do you think they have a pleather sweatshop somewhere?

Is she doing the Marilyn version or Diana version?

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:44

And have shares in some revived pleather factory.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:28:58

Year? I meant Sue confused

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:29:00

Maryz: you don't need to watch the programme to be able to tell us that!

final performance on richard and judy? Nothing like going out with a midday whimper.It's not exactly the roof at Abbey Road, is it?

I am told that the hip shops in the hip towns have them. And also fungal infections

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:30:05

Am crossing my fingers that we get an actual wind machine for this next one.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:30:16

Ahh, look, Crood boys dvd is being released.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:30:41

Sea: bloody Diana version. Definitely.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:31:11

That Virgin advert is the best thing I've seen all night.

Says it all really.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:31:12

Who wants to make a bad with me and apply for next years completion?

We will need:

A fake guitar
Unspeakable hair
Poo squatting ability
To go on a journey
Be 17 and a bit
Abl to dump each other instantly if the judges like one of us more than the rest

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:31:18

Xposted snice grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:31:37

Arf at Gateshead being a hip town!

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:32:26

TSS- I can be 'the short one'

TotemPole Sat 07-Dec-13 21:32:50

Louis messed up with Nicholas' first song.

SeaDevils, it'll be the Marilyn version. Elton said he'd never perform the Diana version again after her funeral. I can't see him letting anyone else do it.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:33:16

TSS I can be the disabled one.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:33:21

I've never even considered buying a mr Kipling mince pie. I didn't even know they made mince pies. Surely everyone just buys the supermarket ones that are on offer throughout December.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:33:40

I'll be the Kerazy one Raah

We need a mild crim, a pregnant one and an "intellectual"

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:34:31

But for once Nicole was right.

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:34:31

We would need a criminal one as well really

and someone with giant hips to take on the pleather

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:34:43

I'm short and disabled (although not in an obvious or easy sob story way) and look a bit like a gerbil. I'd be a great band member.

I'll go with mild crim or intellectual
Frankly it's a toss up every day which way I lean

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:02

Mr kiplings are on offer in tesco, buy one get one free.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:16

Ooh. I'm an academic. I can be your 'intellectual' if you like.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:22

I have the big hips. But I'm not sure I can compromise myself enough to wear pleather...

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:38

Ffs, I've caught up.

I started an hour behind.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:38

It'll be like MN Glee

WTFUckity fuck has Loose got on?!?!?!

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:35:44

that dress looks as though its been badly iced

Too fast and too high.

Terrible song. Terrible.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:36:11

This is not pleasant.

She is dressed as a Feature Wall

TotemPole Sat 07-Dec-13 21:36:58

Yes, it is too fast. I wondered what was wrong with it.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:37:06

SayCool: I think we'd all be too concerned about thrush for pleather. We'd need another gimmicky look.

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:37:12

you don't often see a flock dress do you

Nice catalogue pose at the end.

GobbySadcase Sat 07-Dec-13 21:37:22

Toooo high. And I like Sam.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:37:38

Sorry, but it was still very cruise ship. I know she can belt it out, but it's just so dull.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:37:52

Was pure cruise ship.

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:06

I used to like Elton John.

How did he agree to let this happen?

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:26

That was dull.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:28

Shitake mushrooms?

Or other types of mushrooms.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:31

The stylist is confused now, and trying to just randomly camouflage bits of her.

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:48

I love Nicole!

MagicLlama Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:55

Shitake mushrooms ??????

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:38:56

Thy made her the size of a cruise ship.

Someone crack a bottle of Veuve against her arse.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:01

Oooh did you see the Sharon 'I'm watching you' to Nicole?

And talking of Nicole, um, what the fuck is she on???!!

Does EJ need the money now he has a family to support. Did he spend his fortune on flowers and now has to sell out to Mingehead.

Otherwise I cannot understand how he would agree to this.

SlicedLemon Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:21

WTAF is Nicole on about???

Can someone explain wtf has happend to Nicole. She seems to get worse week on week and now on the verge of losing the plot all together.

Is she on drugs?

MrsSJG Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:42

shit face has just made me and ds1 laugh grin

MagicLlama Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:43

<Gah posted half a post>

That brightened up what was otherwise just a dull dull song

TotemPole Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:44

There are so many Elton John songs to choose from. Why pick that one? It is a lovely song, but I see it as a very personal Elton song.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:44

She has kids?


Doesn't Elton spend £100,000 every minute on cheese and doorbells?
I guess he needs the cash. Twas this or Wonga

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:49

She'' be sailing through to the final and then sailing off on a cruise ship.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:39:56

He probably saw how much university was going to cost (in quite a few years) and decided to take the money. Even multimillionaires will be struggling to pay fees to avoid a lifetime of indentured labour for their children in a few years.

GobbySadcase Sat 07-Dec-13 21:40:26

Mingehead. LMAO.

CPtart Sat 07-Dec-13 21:40:33

Luke or Nicholas to go this week please

Are we done? Can I go?

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:41:24

I think the wee barra is for the chop this week.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:41:26

I'm off to the Jungle where I am oddly favouring David Emanual.

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:41:30

Sue- yes you may.

Bloody hell the re-cap is even more tuneless.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:42:01

I might just try and find the Wee Barra ball drop moment online, just for the hell of it

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:42:03

Shiitake mushrooms, but I think he might be

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 07-Dec-13 21:42:50

Me too TSSDNCOP, David too win. He's so luffly.

snice Sat 07-Dec-13 21:43:00

predictions for chop before you leave-I'm going Crood

IamInvisible Sat 07-Dec-13 21:43:02

I'm going to make a quick cuppa then its jungle time.

Night ladies, it's been fun as always.

See you tomorrow. fsmile

Mingehead is still on USA XF btw. He just hates us <mourns>

Right, I need to go to bed in order to be up early to buy pleather. Laterz.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:43:44

Ahh our favourite shit in a box stalkery serial killer

<warm and fuzzies>

Raahh Sat 07-Dec-13 21:44:20

I think Wee Jimmy should go. But I think bottom 2 will be Crood and the Duffers.

TSSDNCOP Sat 07-Dec-13 21:44:36

Who knew Lady? I always had him as a bit of a twat. I was wrong, which scarcely ever happens. Well not with living witnesses. See you Down Under.

TotemPole Sat 07-Dec-13 21:44:39

I really want Nicholas to make it to the final. I like his voice.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sat 07-Dec-13 21:44:47

Nicholas to go I reckon

Right I must go wrap some pressies. My 'theme' this year is pleather and sequins.

BitOfFunWithSanta Sat 07-Dec-13 21:45:16

Night Sue!

Yes, Wee Jimmy Knickerless for the chop.

TotemPole Sat 07-Dec-13 21:45:26

Who are the Duffers? The skirt wearing boy band?

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:48:03

Raahh I did not enjoy x-fact this week and I'm holding you responsible

You lure me in with your OP and it has just beena complete sensory overload

Somebody up thread mentioned mind- bleach, may I have some ??

DP is out and I have no winefsad

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:49:52

<passes Iorek some wine>

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 21:50:54

I have tombola wine iorek. You're welcome to come round and drink it. grin

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:51:37

Thank you SayCool and I missed you

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 21:52:27

Now there's an offer grin

Maryz Sat 07-Dec-13 21:54:29

I can't do this any more.

I thought by recording it I could cope, but watching on delay means no Fred to distract me sad

So I'm orf. Unless the kids insist I won't manage the final

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 07-Dec-13 21:55:16

Iorek, for that you can have a shot of Sambuca. grin

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 07-Dec-13 22:02:01

grin maybe like Maryz watching on delay -without wine- doesn't work for me

I'll see you live tomorrow

[optimistic emoticon]

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 22:04:10

I don't think I could watch on delay. I watch for the thread more than anything else.

CalamitouslyWrong Sat 07-Dec-13 22:22:00

Stuart who live blogs xfactor for the guardian says wanger will be back next week. Please let that be true.

temporarilyjerry Sun 08-Dec-13 15:33:39

Have just watched wee Jimmy singing Halo. He's like a little Louis Walsh. grin

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 16:54:44

I would LOVE Wanger to come back. Shitty's head woild explode. Shit-take mushrooms!!grin

Wee Jimmy as a little Louis Walsh. grin- poor wee Jimmy.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 18:02:59

I think we can safely say that wanger coming back would be the highlight of this series.

LineRunner Sun 08-Dec-13 18:39:58

Dear fucking God I have just watched the repeat. What a load of utter crap. Craptastic.

Can't wait till 8pm.

I wouldn't be surprised - the ratings and voting must be the direst ever this year.
praps they will do a comeback of some notable laugh-along contestants.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 19:27:44

Where can we e-mail to demand the return of Phiff?

not giving up

I foresee he will be returnee next year. I'll be there- with a t-shirt. 'We luff U Phiff' grin

Phiff grin
Is it on at 8 tonight? We're watching miracle on 34th st

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 19:31:01

It's on at 8.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 19:34:00

I hope it's the original, Sue- not the re-make with that annoying lispy kid from Mrs Doubtfire.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 19:35:28

'Miracle' is my second favourite Christmas film- after 'White Christmas'. Love White Christmas. fgrin. Although Elf is a very close contender.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 19:37:42

I'm watching Corrie. I hate films, Christmas or otherwise!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 19:47:03

I have to admit, I hate miracle on 34th street. Either version. Not as much as I hate it's a wonderful life though.

It is the lispy re-make - Small is a big fan of Matilda and wanted to see the girl.
I much prefer the 40s version but I doubt she'd sit through it
It's dragging a bit tbh.

It's a wonderful life is tedious, agree

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 19:58:55

Ah, now I like 'It's a Wonderful life' - but that may be because, pre-dc I would watch it whilst putting up my tree and drinking mulled wine . So maybe i just think I like itfgrinwine

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:00:07

My mum and sister love it's a wonderful life. I've never enjoyed it in any way.

Here we go!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:01:20

It's a shame there are 3 whole places in the final really. Given how crap the contestants are.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:02:07

MIckey Bubbles! Wouldn't be Christmas without him!

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:02:18

'ere we go,

So- Crood and The Duffers bottom 2, even though wee Jimmy was shoite?

Or Crood and Jimmy?

I think LooseScrew is safe, sadly, but would be happy to be proved wrong.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:02:31

I like the weird abducted by aliens effect they seem to use when filming the judges walking about backstage.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:04:05

I agree that loose screw will be safe. Alas.

I really hope anyone but loose screw wins. The guardian live blog points out that the result on her winning would inevitably be an album of musical covers in time for Mother's Day and then nothing.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:04:34



DD1 is confused . She is used to there being 4000 people at the areangrin

Shitty has come as Cher in mermaids.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:04:52

I think Gary only owns one tie. Like a student.

Is it Mickey tonight? Excellent.
I think Duffers out sadly. Possibly Kimbo.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:05:00

Gary was woken live in the tele this morning. It was very funny, he had his "I've just woken up voice" on!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:05:25

Haha at Cher in mermaids. Because it's true.

Loose Screw has the stash tonight then?
snout in the mule bun. Learned that in Holloway, she did

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:06:16

Does crood have full length trousers on?

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:06:39

Crood out I reckon. Or the Duffers.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:06:41

Calamitous- she would 'go the way of the Cardle* - the 2nd/3rd/4th/250th acts would end up doing better.

The stylist have run out of natty aztec print for Croodsad

What time, Iam? grin
Is he not up at six jogging with meerkats then?

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:07:39

Why have they dressed loose screw like she's popping down to Asda for some shopping? And dragging a reluctant wee barra with her at that.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:07:50

11:30am shock Sue! He wasn't pleased!grin

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:07:56

Ooh- yes- loose has the mule bun.

I wonder if that is it's recognised name. It should be (runs to copyright)

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:08:27

That was as good as we would have expected. grin

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:08:43

Luke really is just a skank hobo

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:08:53

At least Matt Cardle has left a legacy of sorts, insofar as we refer to the demise of winners in his name.

What happened to the Mule girls in the end? I lost interest.

11.30, shocking. I was in the queue for Father Christmas by then. Clearly I am a better person than Bazza.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:09:53

I was still in bed, but TBF I had got up, done a few chore and got back in!

The group song was so blah I cba to even slag it.
Lost me mojo sad

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:10:15

I'd blanked out quite how shouty loose screw was. Thanks for the reminder xfactor.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:11:02

I was playing top trumps with playmobil dragon cards at 11.30am. For a very long time.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:11:23

God they can't even find any good bits for the recap

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:11:47

I take it there's no judges choosing who gets into the final tonight.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:11:52

I think the mule girls pleaded guilty to get a lesser sentence- but the authorities weren't happy, and wanted to appeal that, and chuck the book at them.Or something.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:12:22

They are some shiitake mushrooms shit recaps.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:12:28

That dress is definitive proof that the stylists hate loose screw.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:13:01

At least this year they are unlikely to be singing with their mentors.
Can Louis and Shazza actually sing.

Oi, MrsDV- it's Leona!

I had been at work for 4 hours at 11.30

Poor Mule Girls, we all got bored of them.
Off to unload the dishwasher while Leona does her bit. Then I can re-load in the build-up to the voting. That's making XF work for ME, baby.

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:13:29

DH loves Leona.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:13:35

You don't see Leona prancing about in seashell bras and Spanx

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:13:51

She's come dressed as a. Toilet roll cover.

There's a very chilly Loo Roll somewhere

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:09

Please tell me that dress is just a prop that she will step out from

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:13

And arf at the dancers disguised as bushes.

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:17

Oh those poor dancers.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:40

yay! Christmas songs. It's quite Phil Spector (nicked that from the SBOSwink)

Lorelilee Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:43

Really like this song, athough she bores me to death.

MrsSJG Sun 08-Dec-13 20:14:51

we are sat here pmsl!

BLOODY HELL at the Christmas trees flashing their minges.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:05

Oh thank fuck. It was. But all relief is dissipated by the sight of dancing fucking Christmas trees.

Oh Leona.

What have they done to you?

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:14

Why are the Christmas trees/bushed bending over and showing us their arses?

directoroflegacy Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:17

I have no words.
DD has just asked what those 2 girls next to her are supposed to be.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:20

Christmas trees showing their arses? wtf??

I do like Leona.

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:43

It's the glitterball hats.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:48

Roffle at the dancers.

I bet it's the same poor buggers who had to be 'horses' last year or the year before

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:15:50

The set reminds me of something Same Difference would have had!

WTF at the parcels? WTF? WTF?
<froths and falls over>

MrsSJG Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:03

wtf was that out of Louis present! grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:13

See, I knew the xfactor would get Leona with dire staging. I'm pretty sure they didn't mean this to be as funny as it is.

ohmeohmyforgotlogin Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:17


directoroflegacy Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:29

This should have been a song by Rylan

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:46

Ah well, another one relegated to Now That's What I call Christmas 1099

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:16:53

I do prefer her hair curly. Curly types need to stick together.

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:00

Like the song though. Might put it on my iPod Christmas playlist.

Was it Draggy Nanfucker in Louis' present?
Jesus. Well fair fucks to Leona for managing to look classy amongst that pile of Benny Hill shite

Giraffeski Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:32

This is literally one of the worst songs I have ever heard. I have tears of laughter running down my face.

Lighthousekeeping Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:34

Me too. She's bloody gorgeous as well.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:37

From this we can conclude that Leona is very nice, because I'd've been pointing and laughing rather than singing and pretending that all that wasn't going on around me.

colleysxmasmillofcheer Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:38

The singer on the left of leona looks like kat slater in a turban!

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:17:51

That was right up Nicole's drug addled street.

MrsDeVere Sun 08-Dec-13 20:18:06

WTAF is with the dancing Christmas Trees fshock

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:18:12

Merry SchumChristmas??!

Fucking Nictionary.

I was kind of hoping that Wanger would be in a present.

KieranTheFlutterbug Sun 08-Dec-13 20:18:50

I love Leona's voice but she still looks so so uncomfortable when she's moving even a bit.

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:18:57

It was the knicker flashing tree bit.
Who the HELL came up with the staging?

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:19:26

See, MrsDeVere. I told you that the staging would be shocking. The xfactor never disappoints us with the things it forces professional singers to do.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:19:38

Do you think all the Xmas trees are now all sitting backstage, not even speaking or looking each other in the eye?

Just sharing the shame...

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:20:21

Fariplay to her for managing to sing the song without falling in to a heap of laughter on to the floor like the rest of us!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:20:41

I'm not sure it's the moving around that made Leona look uncomfortable there. Imagine how uncomfortable you'd be surrounded by all that, having just got rid of your toilet roll fairy outfit.

snice Sun 08-Dec-13 20:20:46

Just turned on-that was like a Christmas trip

Reckon they've all been at the mule buns

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:20:54

But seriously how DO you distract yourself from that?

MrsBramleyApple Sun 08-Dec-13 20:20:54

Glad you agree MDV I have said something similar on my FB! wink

directoroflegacy Sun 08-Dec-13 20:21:49

That was as if Leona's record company told her she needed to release an album, so she thought sod it and came up with one in 5 mins

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:21:55

MrsDV- Leona did very well not to point and laugh. grin.

Poor tree people. The lengths these show biz types will go to to get an equity card.


We need a tree emoticon.

ooh, mickey at Iceland.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:22:41

Someone came up with this idea in the pub. At chucking out time.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:22:41

I don't know if I've lost respect for Leona because of that hideous performance, or if I have more of her for getting through it like a true professional and even managing to smile at the end and look like she was enjoying it.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:23:51

I bet they don't do that to buble.

GobbySadcase Sun 08-Dec-13 20:24:40

Mickey Bubbles.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:24:48

Say I love her, because she knows how humiliating it is to just put yourself out there, and get seen. Even dressed as a loo roll cover.

Mickey! SCREAM!!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:24:50

Tbh, I couldn't comment on Leona as I was too distracted by the Christmas trees. Maybe they should have used that staging for the contestants last night.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:25:38

It was much funnier when we thought Bubbles was a serial killer

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:25:38


Does Buble sing the same song every year? confused

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:25:51

They could have given duff copy Christmas tree outfits.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:26:16

He's certainly looking err 'healthier' nowadays

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:26:19

I just think everything he sings sounds the same.

Giraffeski Sun 08-Dec-13 20:26:28

I love a bit of Mickey. But not sure about his jacket.
I bet he was sniggering at the trees too.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:26:42

I still think he's a serial killer, but with a heart fgrin

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:26:52

Is he going to do that 'take it away boys' thing?

And who was the Mner who said he looks like a thumb? That still makes me grin grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:27:01

Arf at 'healthier'. He's getting a bit of a double chin.

zookeeper Sun 08-Dec-13 20:27:48

He's orange!

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:27:52

The poor trees would have had to walk, shamefacedly, past him to get off the stage probably.

The serial killer thread disappeared you know. Cannot find it.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:29:15

Especially if you're 60! Imagine what they'd do with a group firmed in a nursing home.

colleysxmasmillofcheer Sun 08-Dec-13 20:29:25

They should have kept the dancing trees for Bubble too - I'm still chortling now

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:29:37

That is a travesty Sue

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:30:21

Actually, we should encourage some really old people to form a group. That would get loads of votes.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:30:32

Oh Mickey. <Sighs dreamily> Is it time for the ultra fake Bubbles CHristmas special yet?

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:31:27

The British public love to patronise the really elderly.

Sadly, the xfactor producers think that 25 is geriatric. Imagine what they'd do when presented with people in their 90s.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:33:51

This is the please, please buy the single, it's for charity you know bit.

Not in a _Chat way, I cannot find the XF thread for that week.
Sinister, eh?

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:34:08


JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:34:12

This is where I wuss out and go put the kettle on

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:35:27

All I'm going to say is.......



JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:35:31

Hmmm Sue I see what you mean- I just searched as well.. It's gawn.

I wonder WHY?


Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:35:44

This the charity they have supported for a couple of years now, I think.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:36:29

SayCool- I thought the same.... blush

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:36:46

I find all this so fucking cynical though. This family have real problems; the producers just want to ensure people buy the single/make it number 1/make some more money.

They let Kimberley-Won't-Wash into a hospital ward? Rilly?

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:38:19

Crood' outfit is particularly dire for these results.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 08-Dec-13 20:39:00

Raahh blush grin

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:39:33

Louis knows one of his is for the chop.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:39:37

Fucks sake if I were Loose Screw I'd be insulted at the sheer amount of illusion-wear they were sticking me in

ROAR at the Duffer feeling the Spirit
Good luck with that

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands Sun 08-Dec-13 20:40:06

Oh sod arse and bugger

snice Sun 08-Dec-13 20:40:14

SayCool we all thought it-only you said it

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:40:14

ooh , Jimmy is psyching himself up.

Awww, Crood and Dufferssad

I don't really want either to gosad

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:40:21

How can that be?

You were correct about how the vote would go. Wee barra absolutely was the worst.

squoosh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:40:33

I fucking DESPISE Nicholas.

Kimbo to go surely
They like the Duffers. Cos they is STREET innit

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sun 08-Dec-13 20:41:18

Agreed SayCool blush and Sue

Hello all

I missed Leona


LadyBeagleEyes Sun 08-Dec-13 20:41:38

So Luke or The Duffers then?
Sam's going to win the whole thing isn't she, release an album then never be heard of again.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:42:11

Worse than what say cool said, I couldn't help but imagine how the decor in the house would be interpreted in MN households across the land. It was like a bingo card of twiggy shit threads material.

Then I told myself to stop being an arsehole.

Scarletohello Sun 08-Dec-13 20:42:35

Nicholas got thro? Nooooo!!!

He's shit! Who the fuck is voting for him..??

I love Rough Copy!!

Hate X Factor, I always get over invested and then disappointed.... Every time....

The Duffers are due to step into the void that JLS have left in all our lives
Kimbo is orf.

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:43:09

Alas, it looks like Sam will win. Sigh.

YY, stop being arseholes y'all. Save it for the deserving grin

dingdongduckyfuzz Sun 08-Dec-13 20:43:36

The only 2 acts I like are in the sing off. Quite proud really fgrin

temporarilyjerry Sun 08-Dec-13 20:43:54

The whole of Scotland. Louis told them to.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:44:37

I feel sorry for Crood. Because he got rid of Meh- and for that- RESPEK,bro.

But there are not enough curtains in the world to make his out fit for the final....

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:44:59

It is unfair on kimbo though. I'd far rather see him sing next week than wee nick and his glowing ears and boring songs.

Screw loose is yet another example of how disconnected the xfactor is with the music people actually want to listen to and would be willing to pay money for.

Cat98 Sun 08-Dec-13 20:45:25

My 2 favourites in the sing off sad
Hope rough copy go through!

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:45:35

I don't know how many times I've told DH not to ring this time on a Sunday! angry

At least I get to see them perform!

Think Luke will be going home. I actually think RC should win.

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:46:14

Cowell prob wants Sam to win- she won't really have much of a career, and never bother him again. It won't cost him muchgrin

CalamitouslyWrong Sun 08-Dec-13 20:46:33

My favourite two acts too. sad

CANNY like a bear and hare FOX, Croodboy

Out of time tho

IamInvisible Sun 08-Dec-13 20:46:57

Oooh tugging at Mrs O's heart strings!

Raahh Sun 08-Dec-13 20:46:57

Oh, he sounds defeated already. And i really wouldn't have picked this song, at the moment.