X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

(948 Posts)
Raahh Sat 02-Nov-13 09:33:47

I have to go out tonight <sob>.

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other threadgrin

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss itsad

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 12:20:58

Why no Halloween week? we know all the stagings for all the songs and its always good to see someone murder 'Thriller'

Raahh Sat 02-Nov-13 12:39:20

It's very sad that they have skipped Hallowe'en week.sad Maybe it's because Sharon has nicked all the costumes?grin

It will all be a Horror show, whatever happens. 'I will survive' as JL ballad? Bring it on!

And they didn't take ONE of my suggestions? <sulks>
Off to get NN list.

Repeatedlydoingthetwist Sat 02-Nov-13 18:08:45

How is Wishing on a Star disco?!

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Sausage Droll or Greggsorcist

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (ICBINB) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob or Wee Barra

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng MissDirection

Rough Copy Duff Copy Woof Copy Bun Loving Criminals Snuff Copy Bail Bros Rough Criminals Refused Entry

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 18:27:00

Oh Raahh we will miss you sad


Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 18:32:37

They must have someone reading these threads.

So predictable.

But we'll all still watch avidly grin

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 18:32:49

The songs are shit Noel, I agree!

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 18:41:40

Ben isn't wearing much

They always do Relight My Fire. Always. So tedious.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 18:52:10

Oops, wrong thread

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 18:59:51

I suppose we should be grateful for the shitey songs <sigh>

We wouldn't want them murdering any of our favourite ones would we

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 19:01:10

No Boney M though....no Baccarat....pah

<kicks cat>

He's wearing even less now, Maryzed grin
Whaddya expect Noel? Hmmm? You should know it of old at this stage.

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 19:12:47

Marks place while trying to imagine Joan doing Disco.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 19:40:42

I'm torn between being ridiculously excited hmm don't get out much and dreading to see Joan torture herself and us

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 19:45:08

Why 'Joan Lewis'? confused

I am having FRUIT tonight <healthy>. And not even in fermented or chocolate coated form. Get me.

You might get BoneyM at Christmas, Noel. If you're v good.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 19:52:45

<brightens up>

I'm having chocolate coated peanuts and tea

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 19:55:46

It's because they are setting her up for the Christmas John Lewis breathy warble advert, MyChild <bless you> grin

Did they do DISCO last year? Nanfucker could have done BoneyM.
'Granny Cool'?

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:00:04

It doesn't seem like a week since the last show!

I'm all comfy and I'm not moving for anyone tonight.

I have pizza, chocolate and cake!!!

pizza chocolate and cake is better than my satsumas foshizzle <fingers>

I have high hopes for Shiny Pleatherness tonight. I think Sausage will be in that silver spandex number they had MEsha/Tesco mary in

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:02:31

Ben and Jerry's and piña coladas here (special frozen ones ��)

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:02:46

Thanks BOF grin

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:02:52

Nanfucker is supporting Jane McDonald in Blackpool. I was gutted I hadn't bought tickets when I heard.

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:03:47

You saying satsuma has made me want a chocolate orange!! I am having a greedy weekend, can you tell? grin

How old is Jane <suspicious>?

Ooh just remembered a box of heroes for Xmas in the cupboard, might have to grab some with a stiff drink if those songs are anything to go on!! here we go grin

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:04:54

50 I think Sue! Old enough to be a nan!

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:05:01

Gotta love a bit of Dermot dancing!!

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:05:25

Nanfucker and McDonald eek. If that doesn't command the birth of the antichrist in Blackpool that night, nothing will.

Shitsinger's looking foxy tonight, as is Shazza

grin. But old enough for Christopher? Praps not

Shitsinger is nicely oiled, innit?

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:05:48

<settles down>

<opens family sized bar of dairy milk>

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:06:02

Oooh liking the hair!!!

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:06:34

I love Nicole's hair!!

God but all disco is shite. Purest shite <pokes self in ear>

Lighthousekeeping Sat 02-Nov-13 20:06:48

I don't know why I put myself through this every week. I knew I should've gone to bingo.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:06:51

This is the disco bit obvs.

The acts won't be, that'll be the same old shite.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:06:57

I see the wardrobe crew were dressing them all in the dark again.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:07:44

Fucking Hell, some rude beggar is letting off fireworks now! It's bad enough with out "Bang! Bang! Whoosh!"

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:07:49

Sue! wash your mouth out

Disco is fab <memories of self at youth club grooving to 'Mighty Real'>

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:07:59

Any bets on how pissed shazza gets as the programme progresses? My vote is the 'water' goes down pretty quick grin

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:08:04

Guest stylist this week, Stevie Wonder

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 20:08:27

Nanfucker supporting Jayne McDonald? She a tad young for him, but I guess he'd still enjoy having the job of holding her breasts up.

sorry, snice, but I Speaketh Truth. Tis the purest of shite.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:09:14

Anyway, who are these people? Whats going on?

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:09:20

Maybe they have no contestants as they are all on voice rest, this is it for the whole night! (Hopeful)

GobTheGoblin Sat 02-Nov-13 20:09:30

Are they having timing problems 'cos they've never had a non competitor sing live on a Saturday for a long time and this song is going on for ever!

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:09:32

I stand corrected - by the dancing she's already more than half way there! hmm

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:09:54

but it is wonderful shite-~I give you.....Rose Royce for example

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:10:52

Jane McDonald gets all upset when people are compared to her on XFactor, coz working on a cruise ship is hard and she is a good singer, she told a Wimmins magazine! grin

oh good,adverts. I was exhausted by all the tellybox content.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:11:02

<rolls out Merkins banner>

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:11:18

I just went to fast forward the ads! I forgot it's live!

I hate the ads.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:11:40

People dancing around wearing sheets does not a persuasive toothbrush advert make.

Ad break already,time for another G&T grin

GobTheGoblin Sat 02-Nov-13 20:12:50

Has it been confirmed that the Flash vote has been axed?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:13:33

Right I am absolutely knackered tonight and doubting I have it in me to last the distance..I need something controversial to happen or something. And I don't mean Sausage being good or anything like that. Something dramatic

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:14:28

Noel would shazzer getting trollied and falling off her chair do it? Cos I rekon it might happen!!!

Aw, missed opportunity there for The Merkins to do 'I'm Coming Out'

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:14:53

I'm thinking the same Noel

I've got a headache coming on and feeling pretty meh.

This had better be a good 'un.

<glares at TV>

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:15:43

I would love Shazza to fall off her chair

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:16:20

Did Louis forgot Luke's name there?

Louis unbuttoned one shirt button too many on the sofa with KimberleyDon'tWash there.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:16:53
Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:16:55

I love a challenge? Mate that hair is a challenge in itself! hmm

Ewwww. All the Ewwws <shudders>

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:18:22

Fuck this is actually painful - my dog just left the room could have been fireworks

Was I right? Have they finally done a Monica on his barnet?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:18:40

Heh at young Tarzan.

What's that vivid colour I see on my screen?

Oh yes, it's the several shades of Wrong.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:19:03

Ewww indeed Sue!

TotallyAddictedToLurking Sat 02-Nov-13 20:19:11

Play that fucking music!!!! grin

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:19:25

Oh get up. hmm

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:19:48

Someone explain to me how he can lay upside down and his hair still stays the same?????

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:19:54

Oh bless him. I do like this young lad, but for the love of God- rowing boat maybe, hair clips and metallic boots no.

He sang it alright though <grudging>

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:20:20

He's very pretty

Jellykat Sat 02-Nov-13 20:20:23

I actually thought he was good! grin

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:20:41

What are they listening too?

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:21:16

My nan calls him "the cute one" grin

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:21:17

Luke was not good. There was no feeling in that at all.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:21:23

I'm glad my kids can't sing. They'd make a right show of me arguing when the 'stylists' were trying to force them into a pair of gold boots!

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:21:41

Oh he didn't just compare him to Johnny depp??!

A little Johnny Depp? Is that based on the guyliner and the ropey half-dreads?

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:21:58

He reminds me of the curvy one from Girls Aloud!

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:22:12

Right, where are we?

I'm catching up after SCD

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:22:14


Merkins now <bounces>

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:22:25

Can Johnny Depp sing?

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:22:45

Ah cheesy merkin time.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:23:23

I'm really no pt sure about Kingsland Road. They make me feel a little bit sick.

RalphGnu Sat 02-Nov-13 20:23:36

DP just said that, MyChild.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:23:46

am praying they are going to be chanelling The Osmonds in white jumpsuits

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:23:47

Yay the Merkins!! grin

Him - Jimmy No Dance - looks like Pinhead would have looked had he NOT been twatted with a spade.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:24:17

Oh God


ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:24:22

I do like the song though.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:24:27

Ankle flapper pants <squee>

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:24:40

grin grin sue

Shades o'Westshoite there and not in a small way

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:24:48

It's weak.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:04

better than I expected although to be fair my expectations were set very low

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:17

Jazz slide!!!<claps hands>

Lawks, and this is them after a week's work?
Awkward. Poor Merkins.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:29

It's cheesy.. But it's not bad!

Jellykat Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:31


IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:31

Do they want some pickle to go with all that cheese?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:49

Urgh Louis just looked like he was cumming.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:49

Shows that nobody can touch Michael Jackson. RIP xxx

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:25:54

Crouchy finger clicking <dies>

RalphGnu Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:03


MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:11

They look a little less bouffant than usual.


Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:38

Did Luke have a backing track singing for him?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:39

Yes that was poor <stoical>

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:43

Nicole is rather frightening looking tonight.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:26:45

That took a week of choreography? Wow hmm

I do like Big Clapping. And Finger Clicking.
Put them together and it's a WIN all the way.

GobTheGoblin Sat 02-Nov-13 20:27:15

Cheesy mccheese

At this rate my gin bottle will be empty very soon!! I can't control myself either grin

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:27:21

She's right though - too planned.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:27:25

reluctant I just snorted grin

Shitsinger and Bruno from Strickly. Ever been seen in the same room?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:27:44

Shitsinger is from Noo Yoick this week badda boing badda bing

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:28:34

Jimmy no dance says 'like' a lot.

RalphGnu Sat 02-Nov-13 20:28:36

grin Noel

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 20:28:51

I can't post much tonight because I have a guest staying, sorry, but I'll endeavour to pop in a bit with the usual smut...

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:29:14

Shitsiinger is really becoming a bit of a perv.. It's weird hmm

A Guest who is One of Us, Boffles? We need the smut. For balance <looks slitty eyes at thread>.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:31:23

shes not becoming a perv! ! she is!!!

Just popping in, not been on here in ages.
Nicole has scary hair.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:32:36

sharon will say fabulous at some stage

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:34:11

Can't afford it afford it afford it

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:34:54

Oh shes 16? They should say it more often.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:35:05

DP just said that he thought Nicole was younger than 50!

Is she sixteen? Why don't they tell us? Lawks, we could inadvertently not be nice. Fancy.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:35:23

16? Really? Must have missed that the first thousand times they said it!

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:35:35

she's only 16 everyone-who knew?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:35:53

How old is she?

Do we think the thing she's changed about her life includes a Superdrug ban and a 9pm curfew? Surely not.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:36:26


ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:36:29

Has she burnt her roots?

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:36:31

Wtf happened to her hair??!

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:36:32

Her hair is....is....inexplicable!

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:04


Fabulous hair. Makes her look more than a little like her own Bobblehead doll. Coming soon to a Tesco's Reduced shelf near you.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:09

How is this disco?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:19

Boy she can sing though!

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:35

her hair is...............no,I have no adjectives

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:45

forgotten words?

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:37:55

reluctant she's only 16 didn't ya know!

Goodness, are those sparkly tracky bottoms? That's a style choice.
Useful though. Distract from the utter tedium of the performance.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:11

how can she sing?

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:39

pmsl how old?

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:47

She can sing but I can't get past the niggling certainty suspicion that shes not very naice.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:55


RalphGnu Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:58

Sorry, I missed what Louis just said. How old is she?

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:38:58

only 16 you know

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:39:09

16 but still able to bully

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:39:10

She's 16 ? They never mentioned...

I wish we knew her age. That would make me vote for her.
Nothing like basing your decisions purely on someone's survival rate.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:39:52

not very nice pffttt!!!

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:39:54

It had Nicole all over it? She's now going after girls and boys that are too young for her?

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:00

OMG, only 16! shock

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:04

Is she a bully? What info have I missed out on?

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:31

She's so beautiful <sigh>

I'd let her off a spot of shoplifting.

Runandbecome Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:32

Nicole and Tamera seem to have had the same hairstylist who loves labradoodles.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:39

Seriously, is Shitsinger channelling Streisand just because of the curly hair?

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:40

Quick! What's the number to vote? She's only 16 therefore I must vote!

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:47

Did you see Nicole's fake smile?

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 20:40:55

Completely against this lovely slagging off thread but Tamera has it.
If she doesn't win this, there's no justice.

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 20:41:09

God, Nicole properly GRIMACED there grin

Stripped Down <picks up chasing stick>
Obvs the phrase du jour. I'm adding it to 'wow factor' on my Phrases that Make Me Contemplate Murder list.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:41:31

she beat up another girl last year stomped on her apparently!

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:41:34

Oooh I like Sam!! He's cute and I fancy him a bit

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:41:40

she's had 16 years to develop a personality yet nothing is there

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:41:49

I don't like this Sam bloke. He's bland and forgettable. And what's with that older woman sitting with the young lads in all the clips of the house?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:42:29

Did she? Nasty.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:42:37

Yes ladyBE

She really can sing. Unfortunately that has nothing to do with who wins

ICBINB took Louis to a football changing room? He never did.
Lots of early baths that day, I bet

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:42:45

I detest Relight My Fire

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:42:59

awwwww bless

GobTheGoblin Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:16

Reluctant, that's Sam the only over 25

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:17

It's bad. Bad. Really bad.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:18

Oh my god Gary's face was fucking brilliant grin

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:27

What the actual fuck

BOF Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:30

Barry looks horrified grin

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:36

Oh Jesus. Not relight my fire. I hate this bloody song.

And he's flat. Gary will rip him to shreds

Was he honestly better than everyone else sent home from bootcamp?

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:44

This guy is very pretty.

I think my tv is out of tune confused

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:44

Are those photos of Sam fighting himself?

Wow. Just, wow.


Jellykat Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:50

Bazza looked impressed.. not
This is a pile of pants!

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:43:54

oh dear!!!

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:01


ROAR, even Bazza looked gobsmacked then
They've just given up now, hoping that topless pics will swing it.

I think Louis has put a LOT of himself into this choreography. The Wang decided.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:10

He's terrible, really, really terrible!

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:30

Hi all

Agreed Noel relight my dire

How was tamera?

GobTheGoblin Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:48

The only over 25 left.
Sorry I got distracted by Bazzas jaw hanging open at who over this is singing relight my fire.

snuffykins Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:50

Rewound that twice just to see Gary's face over and over. Brilliant! Says it all.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:44:57


NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:45:08

Let's just move on eh, nothing to see here

It's mostly based on some Special Dreams Louis had when managing Westshoite. Except for the girl dancers in the red wigs. They weren't in the dream. Well, they were, but they were black policemen.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:45:23

I do like Sharon's hair.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:45:36

That was dire... And I like him.. But fuck that was painful... fit body though

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:45:37

lol sue

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:45:56

Sue grin

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:46:17

I like shazza Hair too!!

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 20:46:25

Like ringo Starr not being the best drummer in the Beatles

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:46:30

Sue ha ha.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 20:46:30

To be fair, some of them aren't much better

UB40fan Sat 02-Nov-13 20:47:00

Sam seems to have very short legs! Out of proportion to the rest of his body.

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 20:47:09

So what the fuck is he doing in this contest?

He's dreadful. Doesn't matter how hard he works.

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:47:23

Why does Louis always bang on about how his acts are hard workers?

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:47:26

god I wish I hadn't watched all of breaking bad! !!

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:47:41

Poor kid defending himself.

The Wang O Meter likes him, Chubb

Muss-Kulls? You're right, shitsinger is pretendy Noo Yawk tonight. She was Latina t'other week. Versatile.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:32

Tamehra was good Iorek, boring but good

hopefulordeluded Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:38

Who's genius idea was it to give Sam a Gary Barlow song when Gary Barlow hates him already..

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:39

'Gary wrote that song' omg I just laughed so loud I scared the dog!

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:42

He mentioned the voice.

He's toast

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:43

God he's shit, isn't he?
Oh Gary, mean but true.
Everybody else is better than him, apart from Joan.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:48:50

Oh breaking bad - brilliant

YY Joan is in no way better than him. And that surly one from Preggaz wasn't.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sat 02-Nov-13 20:50:05

What's happened to Nicole's accent all of a sudden? confused

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:50:13

wasn't it lorek?!!!

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 20:50:41

Is it me or does shitsinger never actually have her own opinion. She waits to hear what Gary or Sharon thinks then says the same with some corny insincere shit added on top!

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:51:16

Thanks Noel I always miss the beginning sad but sometimes it's for the best grin

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:53:51

Yes flabby and plus her made up words angry

Oh Walter or may I call you skylar wink the best tv in years!!!!!!

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:54:16

Barry clapping and smiling and nodding

He hasn't a clue what they're saying

Flinging satsumas


Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 20:54:36

Rough copy grin

Now listen up boyz. If you work hard enough, you too can fly to a warzone. And then mention it a LOT. Shoot for the moon, lads.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:55:29

Noel grin

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:55:51

you may of course lorek x

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:55:52

pleather trousers bingo

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:55:55

Ooh ooh! I think I predicted these would do Earth Wind And Fire

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 20:56:04

OK this isn't terrible. The falsetto was a bit of a stretch.

Only half a skirt tonight? <saddened>

crypes Sat 02-Nov-13 20:56:26

Penguin trousers !

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 20:56:41

why is that guy always wearing a money belt??

It's authentic. Not one word is distinct or identifiable.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 20:56:50

Wow a war zone or chasing the laydeez???? hmm

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 20:57:27

Quite enjoyed that

<sniffs tea mug>

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 20:57:48

I like Rough Copy.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 20:57:59

me too
<downs pint>

MrsSJG Sat 02-Nov-13 20:59:48

I love Mrs O grin

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:00:11

They are so cool.

Joan and Wee Jimmy <sharpens claws>

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:00:54

God is this not done yet? How long is it?

BasicFish Sat 02-Nov-13 21:01:16

LOVE Rough Copy!! They're so bouncy grin

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 21:01:21

They make me homesick for south londonsad

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:01:48

I like Rough Copy too.
And Tamera.
But it's so not in the spirit of the thread.
Bring on Joan.
I need someone to mock.

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 21:02:23

I am really looking toward to Abi does disco


snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:02:32

its like watching an episode of Casualty where they build up to the big car crash with a few minor shunts. Joan must be shitting herself

Poor Joan. It's not her fault she's not sixteen

Redcliff Sat 02-Nov-13 21:03:04

Adding my like to Rough Copy - haven't really got them before but can see what everyone is going on about now

BasicFish Sat 02-Nov-13 21:05:48

I think it's all the synchronised swinging hips and pleather and bouncing.. <wibbles>

Mind you when Kingsland road do synchronised hip swinging it makes my ovaries scream and hide behind my kidneys.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:05:54

I quite like both the groups.

--but I like wand erection too-

I think they bully Louis <sadface>

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 02-Nov-13 21:06:45

Basic grin

BasicFish Sat 02-Nov-13 21:06:53

Oh dear god, Lidl have jumped on the shit breathy copies of rock tripe bandwagon angry

In related news, Abi!

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:07:02

<hides behind cushion and peers through fingers>

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:07:14

Bet she cries.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:07:21

Stop snivelling

evem123 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:07:23

There was a thread on hear a couple of weeks ago suggesting running up the stairs every advert break? Anyone up for this with me ?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:03

I can't stand her.

UB40fan Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:15

Rough Copy the crotch clutchers

Nicknameinvalid Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:16

I have watched this just for this moment.. Go Joan!

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:41

So she's singing it slow then yes?

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:43

Oh god this is it. John Lewis ad.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:43

No no no

I predict another 'stripped back' coming up.

evem - I tidy three things in the ad breaks, usually. Not in XF tho, too much bitching to be done. Can't spare the time.

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:08:51

Has Nicole got a coldsore on her bottom lip?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:06

Ow ow ow

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:09

I don't have stairs, but I'm happy to cheer you on, evem

while scoffing chocolate

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:16

i like it


walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:22


NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:26

Yes that's right, she's singing it slower.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:44


OoooOOOOOOOooooooooooo <sways>

I'm overwhelmed with the need to buy a kitchen mixer and a scarf and mittens set. It's uncanny.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:09:55

It's like the original but slower.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:09

I don't think this is too bad akshurly.


TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:10

This is disco?

Get down.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:25

Too much lippy. It's on her teeth.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:25

Is this the one for putting kettles on?

garageflower Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:41

I do like that she's putting a twist on it but I'd like to see her do a faster paced one (Elton John does fast with a piano) and the others do a slow one.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:43

just reminded me, I must get some new pillowcases

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:51


GingerLemonTea Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:57

What was Abi's first audition song?

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:10:57

At least she can play an instrument and sing in tune. Don't think it was bad at all.

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:11:04

I'm waiting for a troupe of topless muscle guys to leap in leading Jerry Hall on a big white horse.

<taps fingers>

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:11:17

She does NOT have the X factor.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 21:11:21

I thought it was quite good actually.

I liked her twirling with the glittery pianner. Like someone has opened the world's most depressing jewellery box.

ll31 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:11:31

I loved that song... Awful arrangement....

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:11:58

It was I Will Survive sang slowly

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:12:11

Disco? Balls.

ROAR at Bazza. This is why I've been a cunt to you - twas all for your own good. Now stand still while I steal some of your glory.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:12:25

Her family all wear the same glasses.

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:12:30

Oh FFS stop bleating Nicole!

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:12:45

grin Sue.

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:12:54

Is shitzinger actually ingesting substances right now?

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:03

Shazzer's reading MN.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:04

which all goes to show what a shit mentor Shitslinger is given whats shes performed the other weeks

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:24

This guy is bloody good!

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:43

She's on the wrong show

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:45

How old is he?

LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:13:53

That was NOT disco.
Crap Sharon, she didn't follow the theme this week.
She's a one trick pony.

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:14:01

Aw I like Nicholas

evem123 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:14:05

Hahahjust me then m I doubt my running up the stairs will do much considering I am sat scoffing ds halloween sweets

Wee Jimmy Wanky ahoyhoy. How old is he again? Eighteen?

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:14:21

Oh bless, his little Steven Wonder head watching the iPad.

Pogosticks Sat 02-Nov-13 21:14:28

I feel sorry for Abi because she works at morrisons and will have missed their £9 Baileys.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:15:02


I hope he gets to teh final, so he can sing with Mickey Bubbles.
The two of them side by side may make me do the lolling so hard I never stop.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:15:25

Oh evem I would but I live in a three storey house. I'm saving up for a stannah as it is

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:15:37

Louis is very skilled.

He can screw anyone up.

Ewwwwww. MORE of the ewwwwws
I don't want him to rock with ANYONE all night. S'nasty.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:15:47

I can see the dancers' buttocks.

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:00

Not a terrible singer.

Everything else is terrible though. He's like Rab C Nesbitt's son doing Stars in their Eyes.

Pogosticks Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:02

Oh Jimmys normally good. This is not good.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:19

Oh I am DYING at the bobbing up and down dancing

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:26

I hate beanhead sue!!


LadyBeagleEyes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:48

As a mum of an 18 year old son, I just want to say don't do X Factor, Come and give your mum a hug.

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:52

Pelvic thrusting on roller boots.


Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:16:52

His voice is ok but he's so little.

Who are these roller skating people?

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:14

Bless was that Chico I saw roller booting in the background? Nice to see he's still getting work there

Nice to see the short dancers getting some work though

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:18

He looks so very awkward. An uncomfortable. An some more awkward.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:23

If the got rid if Louis, the shows profits would double.

The extras are never ending

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:34

*and not an.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:37

I'm slightly disappointed.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:40

I can never get over how small he is. He'd come up to DS2's knees!

evem123 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:41

£9 baileys? How have I not heard this! I knnew I should have started shopping at morrisons!

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:46

getting a bit pervy there sharon be careful love!!

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:17:52


Can I say on behalf of the world, we do NOT want to see more of his Naughty.

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:18:06

God yes the lyrics are drastically inappropriate for a practically jail bait teenager

And he's got no personality

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:18:25

Did you see Nicole sulking and twisting her hair?

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:18:28

What is Nicole on?

And what is on Nicole?

Has she stolen Beyoncé's hair?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:19:01

Nicole wants to rock with him all night. Oh dear.

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:19:07

Hes better than 95% of the acts we've seen so far tonight.

Lucky that Shazza has a roomy pocket, innit?

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 21:19:20

He hasn't got the X factor, he's got the personality of a lump of coal!

Pogosticks Sat 02-Nov-13 21:19:29

Evem get down there - it's £9 for a litre - total bargain smile

Sausage comin' up
Brace yersels for pleather.

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:19:54

I think I actually HATE Nicole!

Does she think she is the Nigella of Xfactor,

She is seriously fucked up in the head. She needs to watch herself back after the show and learn to shut the fuck up next week.

Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!! Cannot cope with anyomore Nicole!!!

Is being completely deranged a necessary part of the job to be a judge on this?

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:20:18

Are all the flavours on offer?

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:21:12

On irish radio every Monday the have a competition counting Louis-isms.

You ring in and guess how often he says pointless things; then they play them all in a single go.

Last week it was 50 ish phrases. And it's getting longer every week.

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:21:25

Its not on offer anymore. I missed it. sad

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:21:28

what size bottle?

crypes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:21:35

These kids need to look at old videos of Robbie Williams when he was starting out, he was arrogant, cheeky,cute,sexy,annoying all in one act within a group of other boys, that's how they should be , this is their big chance.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:21:54


I miss irish radio most of all, Maryzed. Do they still have Tractor Tuesday?

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:23:02

Actually good point but they should go back to the source material. Freddie mercury, my god what a performer.

No. Nobody needs to be modelling themselves on Apeface. Never any call for that.
FFS. One is waaaaaay more than the world needs or wants.

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:23:08

Actually good point but they should go back to the source material. Freddie mercury, my god what a performer.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:23:58

I really like that Heinz soup 'winter' ad. Which is unusual because I never like ads

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:24:48

how much make up Caroline got on?!!

Caroline Flack, paid to Poke the Bruises.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:25:25

Ooh the Flackster looks like her in Grease tonight- Marty

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:25:43

if only we knew how old Sausage was

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:25:46

I dunno Sue. No idea what TT is

Good lord. The Leopard Print. My eyes.

Pogosticks Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:01

Sorry I wouldn't have mentioned if I knew it was finished

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:14

I don't care about your background- can I just get that out there, I don't care

evem123 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:52

Noel , i quite like it aswell, if any ads are going to interupt my telly watching I want it to be that one

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:53

Fuck off pinhead

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:57

As he had a career, the pointy faced lad?

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:26:58


Oh he won.

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:02

I don't know who looks sadder, her or James Arthur.

Used to be on a Tuesday (funnily enough grin) morning Maryzed. Himself D'Arcy I think. People used to ring in to describe their tractors grin

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:06


snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:09

They should have given her a bit of Chaka Khan then she could have had the big hair too

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:26


TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:36

I thought she was going to sing the Lion King then.

I have to say, she's got pipes...

Pinhead is either locked in the building or verging on stalker.

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:47

Jaysus, my eyes

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:49

The stylists hate her

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:56

haha me too Tawdry!

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:27:58

What a voice.
What a shit dress.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:04

god the stylist really hates her don't they

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:05

God I love this song.

Pinhead is either locked in the building or verging on stalker.

MrsWolowitz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:19

James Arthur "the mouth like a bumhole with teeth"

My favourite quote from all the x factor thread last year.

IamInvisible Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:22

I thought she was stuck somewhere and was screaming to be let out!

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:23

Oh FFS Nicole!!! Sit fucking still.

Where is the Xfactor egg throwing woman when you need her??

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:36

Oh, yes, I remember now grin

Vair sophisticated, irish radio.

Thought I'd post that twice for no reason

Proper Ursula the Sea Witch dress, that.

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:48

x post Noel
shes dressed like Shirley Bassey

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:54

I love this Hannah tho. not keen on the dress tonight though.

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:28:58


BasicFish Sat 02-Nov-13 21:29:04

Dear god, thought Hannah was about to launch into the Lion King opening song then!

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:29:09

I like the gold records in the background.

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:29:15

Lolol I forgot about that quote MrsW

Onoes. Winking. I cannot cope with winking.

Chubfuddler Sat 02-Nov-13 21:29:17

She's kind of shouting a bit really though. It's not tuneful. Just loud.

evem123 Sat 02-Nov-13 21:29:21

Bring simon back thats what I say

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:30:07

Yes snice.

How to make a large person look really awful. Tight, revealing dress, and skinny (relatively) backing singers.

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:30:17

That's like Diana Ross's Chain Reaction frock.

But a bit bigger, plainly.

DrHolmes Sat 02-Nov-13 21:30:19

'parently shezza cole is coming back

TawdryTatou Sat 02-Nov-13 21:31:09

Oh will someone humanely destroy Nicola Shitsinger?

FlabbyAdams Sat 02-Nov-13 21:31:12

Nicole!!!!! aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!

What the hell is going on with her tonight???

Seriuosly she needs putting down.

They could just have easily given her I Will Survive and got Twirly Joan to bore the living fuck out of that song <muses>

NoelOfLorst Sat 02-Nov-13 21:31:49

She laughs like a little Rusty Lee

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:31:57

do u not like her flabby?wink wink

walterwhiteswife Sat 02-Nov-13 21:32:14

true story noel

snice Sat 02-Nov-13 21:32:17

<she should have done I'm Every Woman>

grumble grumble

Maryz Sat 02-Nov-13 21:32:27

Nicole must be on something on these shows. She comes across as relatively normal in the VTs confused

ReluctantBeing Sat 02-Nov-13 21:33:07

She is defo on something. And she has no brain.