Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

(556 Posts)
Sparklysilversequins Sun 13-Oct-13 14:30:22

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

Fifibluebell Sun 13-Oct-13 14:47:47

Tiny tears!! grin I'm looking forward to it and I hope spencer is fat

MarshaBrady Sun 13-Oct-13 14:49:51

Excellent. Would like to see a return to chubby Spencer, but think he will be thin Spencer.

YoniMitchel Sun 13-Oct-13 20:07:12

can't wait even though the last series was pretty boring really.

Sparklysilversequins Sun 13-Oct-13 20:20:54

Just saw the trailer, Spencer (thin) being a first class twunt to Lucy, and then her blubbing over him. I suspect Tiny Tears may be losing her crown for being most prolific crier.

ZebraZeebra Sun 13-Oct-13 20:27:06

Oh Lucy don't cry over the fat gorilla Spencer! You were so hard faced and cool!

I passed WH Smiths today and saw Spencer has written an appalling looking book called Secrets of A Chelsea...something or other. Can't remember the rest of the title. Looks dire. One for the Kindle grin

Ahh I'm gonna miss Millie!

somersethouse Mon 14-Oct-13 10:38:54

Can't wait... checking in!

HighBrows Mon 14-Oct-13 11:09:09

I'm very excited about this! The song ad they are all singing in is very funny, I think the cast know at this stage people are laughing at them!

Roll on tonight grin

MintyChops Mon 14-Oct-13 23:23:34

Phoebe is just plain horrible. Plain and horrible. I hope Fran makes a fantastic sex tape with Alex and bitter old Phoebe is made to watch it again and again and again.

As for the rest, it's all a bit tedious and predictable. Not even the introduction of a man called Miffy could perk things up. Yawn.

aturtlenamedmack Mon 14-Oct-13 23:25:30

Andy is now fit. How has that happened?

aturtlenamedmack Mon 14-Oct-13 23:28:08

And yes, phoebe is horrible. Horrible, horrible!!!

WrenNatsworthy Mon 14-Oct-13 23:30:47

I felt sorry for Louise then. These Chelsea boys are hugely controlling. All of them.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 15-Oct-13 00:03:16

Phoebe laughs like the wicked witch of the west. In fact it's only the lack of a green complexion that prevents a terrifying similarity!

Sparklysilversequins Tue 15-Oct-13 00:13:00
LaVitaBellissima Tue 15-Oct-13 00:17:36

Minty hops grin @ sextape!

My sister saw Andy's band playing, she says they are really good!

I like Lucy Watson, but Louise is just too annoying for words!

Just watched this on +1, phoebe is scarily controlling. Fran is going to be made to pay for the Alex snog.
On another note, Spencer's face has deflated quite a bit over the summer and his ego seems to have gone skywards, the man I love to hate.

Did anyone else spend the entire episode wishing someone would just chuck tiny tears in the pool and be done with it.

Maybe all her tears would over flow the pool...

Although at least then we wouldn't have to look at her consistently horrendous outfit choices. TT has Spencer issues so a bad she can nearly even dress herself.

Fucking Spencer thinking he's the new James Gandolfini with that therapist and her very peculiar face/eyebrows that have had a row.

I think Proudlock's and Phoebes heads are evidence enough for the return of scalping.

Christ I could write a necessary just on this episode.

Still18atheart Tue 15-Oct-13 00:25:33

I rather like Stevie, some of the faces he and at spenny and Andy were great.

Is Louise's brother going to be a regular??

Thought it was rather odd to have Cheska referring the Phoebe and Fran
I didn't even realise that she knew either of them.

I hope that Rosie and Francis do go out for drinks, I think they'd be a great couple. I was in stitches for that pool scene.

Cheska always pops up to stick her nose in if there is a 'situation'. She probably doesn't know them.
Loved Phoebe's eye rolls.

FFS can someone please tellmce what happened at the end, my recording has stopped prematurely.

I saw Lucy crying and tell Spencer to go fuck himself but that's it. Was there anything further. Any hint of what happens next week?

MintyChops Tue 15-Oct-13 07:44:58

Tig it looks as though Fran risks the wrath of Phoebe Crap-Hair by going on a date with Alex. She is Not Happy when she spots them laughing together. The bastards.

Spenny is worse than ever.

MintyChops Tue 15-Oct-13 07:46:13

Also, such fake, utterly unconvincing devices to keep Cheska in the show. Why?

hardboiledpossum Tue 15-Oct-13 07:53:00

I spend most the show shouting at Spencer, he is awful. I hope Lucy doesn't waste too much time crying over him. I can't stand Louise so I don't really care if her and Spencer get back together. I love Stevie, I wish him and Lucy would get it together but can't really see it happening.

MarshaBrady Tue 15-Oct-13 08:09:26

Spencer, Louise and Phoebe are all awful.

Phoebe's like a frigging child. I liked her at first but that quickly changed.
How is that Cheska is mates with Fran when Fran, Phoebe and the one whose name I can't remember we're bitches to Binky. When Binky was friends with someone Cheska didn't like she got in a right mood! Bloody interfering cow.

MintyChops Tue 15-Oct-13 09:36:31

Phoebe is a dick, she acts like she's still at school.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 15-Oct-13 09:50:44

I love Stevie too he's the only emotionally intelligent one among them.

Cheska is not looking great is she? Obviously Binks has moved on to a much more fun friendship with Lucy.

Spencer is a total arse but so watchable, looking forward to Stephanie Pratt (The Hills! grin) joining the ensemble next week.

DID Louise dance around topless? It just seems so unlikely. Quite liked her little brother, he seemed to have her back.

I actually agree a bit with Phobe about Fran. Of ALL the men in their friendship group, why him?

Still18atheart Tue 15-Oct-13 09:51:42

I predict that either Miffy or Freddie will go on a date with Cheska, and that Stevie and Binky will go on out for drinks at some point.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 15-Oct-13 09:54:29

OMG Freddie's teeth!


Miffy/Muffy grin.

kcumber Tue 15-Oct-13 10:02:41

does anyone else wish the "scenes created for entertainment" would involve Louise someone being killed off?

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 10:14:23

steveie and binkie would be great, was thinking that.

Rosie seems like a random add on character to me, full of mean stirry opinions..
cheska is value in rows, she isn't scared to have a go
phoebe-lettuce is a ridiculous baddie, she's acting being mean Fran and Olivia are her clique of blondes, I like Olivia, she is beautiful and refined Fran is in the music industry I think. Why do they have such weird claims on their exes? wouldn't give a shit what m exes were doing..

Lucy Watson. Do like her. Spender is a major idiot. when he was ranting about people poking their nose into others' business...and then went and did exactly that...
oh and his egotistic therapy sesh - in business, life whatever, everything is always gonna be ok. Er, yeah it tends to be when daddy is a millionaire

Still18atheart Tue 15-Oct-13 10:15:49

grin at Muffy
I was just thinking what the new people's nn could be

MarshaBrady Tue 15-Oct-13 10:16:02

Lucy is brill. Her face when Louise was crying again. And at the same time being really awful to her. It was only a rebound.

Spencer was full on when he started going out with Lucy. And she wasn't sure. Such a nobend.

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 10:18:58

all I can think is that Spenny has a massive nob, and picks up the bill everywhere, and pays for holidays.... must be the only reasons girls like him..
he has the look of the buffalo for me, slightly wall-eyed, odd rodent-y front teeth
love andy. Andy and Stevie are the best of the guys.
Biscuit boy (!) and Proudlock are V odd.
Adore Boulle, he's a natural comedian. Still visualising him in the desert riding the arab stallion (fans self)

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 10:24:02

the trail for the next ep seems to be spenny & spratt <hoping this isn't an 'in' for Heidi and Spencer>
then double dating with andy and louise...WHYYYYY!
and then and then proudlock & Jamie telling spencer he will get back with Louise in the end, and spencer doing his 'faux innocent buffalo look' while his ego expands a little more

MarshaBrady Tue 15-Oct-13 10:25:07

Proudlock's hair. No no

fromparistoberlin Tue 15-Oct-13 10:30:12

think that Louiseis emotionally unstabke, surely it cant be healthy for her tio stay on the show? her Mum needs to have a word

and Andy, poor Andy in his very EA relationship

had to laugh at !Louise stayed at the party and was TOPLESS", are they like 15!!!????

HighBrows Tue 15-Oct-13 10:35:10

Isn't it just a brilliantly awful programme, they are all wankers! Steve is actually the only 'normal' one.

Did anyone pick up on the scabs around Spencer's lip? I reckon he got an STI well whoring about. He really gets under his love interests skin. Lucy couldn't be bothered with him in the beginning and then bang she's in love. He literally turns normal people into utter nuts. I'd run aike from him.

Phoebe is beyond awful.

There wasn't enough Mark Francis, he is the top wanker but very amusing to watch.

hardboiledpossum Tue 15-Oct-13 10:36:21

Yes, who the hell gets topless at a party at their age?! It's bizarre, I can't quite believe it but she didn't seem to be denying it.

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 10:44:07

mmm the ''mutual friend'' who told Lucy that little story may have embellished.. but if you have a nice guy you don't really stay out all night and 'lose 5 phones'
spencer annoying with his asserting 'louise never did that to me''

HighBrows Tue 15-Oct-13 10:55:04

Oh the new guys can we call Freddy Jaws from the James Bond movies, those teeth, there's just too many!!!

As for Miffy I wanna call him Stiffy grin

Jaws and Stiffy!

vjg13 Tue 15-Oct-13 11:08:08

It should be renamed the Spencer Show, there was far too many scenes with him in. Poor, poor Andy.

I think Jaws and Muff are definitely good nicknames.

The entire episode left me baffled.

I think Lucy did well not to swill Spencer on sight.

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 11:54:44

none of the new stockbroker -tpes ever fancy Binkie do they. she does need some love interest and a storyline of her own instead of 'support to Lucy'

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 12:12:54
RunRabbit Tue 15-Oct-13 12:15:00

Phoebe gives me stabby rage, especially when she eye rolls.

I like Fran hope she gets together with Alex.

ChocChaffinch Tue 15-Oct-13 12:21:43
smellslikemeanspirit Tue 15-Oct-13 14:25:41

Did anybody else cringe every time Louise said, upon entering a convo- 'Whaddup?'.....

vjg13 Tue 15-Oct-13 14:44:51

Phoebe has a mad glint when her ex is mentioned!

OneMoreThenNoMore Tue 15-Oct-13 18:07:16

Whaddup? wink grin

Wtf does Tiny Tears always come up with these little phrases?! I can't actually recall her others, just remember that in previous series' they've made me cringe!

Seriously though, I think Louise has some deep-rooted issues, there's something about her eyes that looks manic.

The hair in last night's episode was hilarious- Proudlock's ponytail, Phoebe's plaits, Louise's funny ratty little ponytail (not to mention that kaftan) confused

Would love to see Stevie and Binks get together, they're both lovely.

Phoebe is really nasty! I hope Fran and Alex get together, they'd make a cute couple I think.

Poor Andy, really feel sorry for him. And he's suddenly really hot, where did that come from?!

I'm really warming to Lucy; she seemed slightly lacking in emotion last series so it's nice to see her open up a bit. Not nice that she's upset, but you know what I mean... Hope she doesn't take it too far and become TT2 though...

Cheska was meddling as usual.

I actually find Spenny quite attractive when he's, err, slimmer blush. But I still can't understand the hold that he has over all these women. Bet he and Louise have "hooked up" within a couple of episodes... hmm

smellslikemeanspirit Tue 15-Oct-13 18:23:07

Whaddup is surely the new 'up in my grill'!!
I agree, Andy is v hot suddenly, Proudlocks hair is ridiculous and as for Phoebes sense of entitlement with her ex .....
Looking forward to seeing more of Miffy (!) and Freddie

thesaurusgirl Tue 15-Oct-13 18:42:08

Epic episode. grin. I hate to say it, but it may be my favourite thing on telly just now, way ahead of Downton.

Louise needs some proper psychological help (and not from that big chinned therapist). She was in love with Spencer throughout all his EA, now it seems she's turned into the abuser. Really wish she'd stop crayon-ing her eyebrows, too.

Phoebe Lettice really needs the stuffing knocked out of her, she's so full of herself. I really hope Fran is the woman to teach her a little humility.

Cheska is good value. She loves a shit-stir and that makes for entertaining viewing. Much prefer her to insipid snotbag Rosie. Gutted that Ollie has left as their flatmate dialogues had me in hysterics.

Binky and Stevie - match made in heaven.

derektheladyhamster Tue 15-Oct-13 18:50:49

Loved the brief glimpse of Marc Francis, but where was Victoria? I didn't see her at the party.

Twinklestein Wed 16-Oct-13 13:32:24

Phoebe's a great character: started off last series breezy & bitchy, then turned proper barking... Alex Mytton needs to accept that he can never have a gf again...

So Louise is taking revenge on Andy for the sins of Spencer & is sticking with the Scouse brow. Def has issues, I think she also might have drug/alcohol problem...

I do wish Lucy had pointed out to Spencer that lecturing someone about poking their nose in, by poking his own nose in is absurd...

ChocChaffinch Wed 16-Oct-13 20:28:41

''insipid snotbag Rosie'' hilarious! one eye is much bigger than the other too, v distracting. Although she looked pretty when Francis asked her out.

I'm glad Ollie's out; bored of him by now.
we need a cheska/binks showdown.. and Caggie's back for about 4 eps, isn't she. Another entitled little madam.

Yes Mark Francis needs Skeletor as his bitch-partner bring back Vicky!

minibmw2010 Wed 16-Oct-13 20:37:20

How can Phoebe say Fran and Alex is wrong when all she keeps saying is HOW much she hates him ???? Silly child.

ThunderbumsMum Wed 16-Oct-13 22:03:57

You capsize this boat and I will capsize your life

Mark Francis is brilliant.

KnittingAndCleaning Thu 17-Oct-13 09:35:40

I agree there is something not quite right going on with Louise, I also noticed she was sniffing a great deal.

Spencer so wants to go back there with Louise.

MintyChops Thu 17-Oct-13 13:01:29

Spencer would shag a lamppost if he could find a way; TT should remember that. Also wish Lucy had just told him to fuck off and stop lecturing her on poking her nose into other people's business when he was doing the same thing. Stupid hypocritical twat that he is.

OneMoreThenNoMore Thu 17-Oct-13 13:22:45

Twinkle and Knitting, I think we may have the same ideas about TT's "issues" sad

"Spencer would shag a lamppost if he could find a way" So true! grin grin

KnittingAndCleaning Thu 17-Oct-13 14:08:47

It would explain why she is loosing her phone and taking her top off in public if that was not a Chinese whisper from Lucy

OoozingCervix Thu 17-Oct-13 14:15:31

Binky and Miffy really must breed. Their babies could be called Biffy and Minky

OoozingCervix Thu 17-Oct-13 14:16:40

I am a bit obsessed with MiC. I have a little fantasy life where I am one of them blush

slalomsuki Thu 17-Oct-13 14:59:20

Another obsessive view here although I think Spencer is a a prize *ick. Think TT is very strange and has some big issues and preferred Lucy when she was hard and unemotional rather than weak and full of feeling. Think Jamie needs to grow up but deserves an on screen romance and loves binky.

ZebraZeebra Thu 17-Oct-13 15:15:35

I literally do not understand how Louise can't see what an absolute fool she is - she's going to hook up with Spencer, be all smug because he'll tell her Lucy was a rebound (I think he did anyway, didn't he, when he went to see her after Nostrils broke up with her?) and then he'll fuck her up all over again.

I feel sorry for Lucy. She held Spencer at arm's length, didn't trust him, reserved her judgement, he promised her he wouldn't fuck it up and two months later, humiliates her. He's a misogynistic sociopath.

Still18atheart Thu 17-Oct-13 15:18:49

Did i red that right? Caggie is back for a couple of episodes. YAY. grin

ZebraZeebra Thu 17-Oct-13 15:22:16

AH! Watch Louise get dropped like a hot potato then!

KnittingAndCleaning Thu 17-Oct-13 16:05:56

I would love to know the opinion the psychiatrist got from Spencer.

Sparklysilversequins Thu 17-Oct-13 17:21:37

I think Spencer likes to remain friends with his exes and wants to go back to Louise because as long as they are "friends" and he can get her back that must mean that he wasn't and isn't such a twunt as we all know he is. He doesn't have to really face his own terrible behaviours because "see we are still friends, I can't be THAT bad".

I think Caggie is way more switched on than we ever gave her credit for. Firstly she knows that if she ever got with Spencer he'd be a complete pig to her as he always is to any girl that likes him and secondly I don't think she actually fancies him.

ChocChaffinch Thu 17-Oct-13 21:10:54

yup. the way to deal with a Spencer in your life is Never Ever to shag him.

Twinklestein Thu 17-Oct-13 22:13:13

The way to deal with Spencer is to kill him before he lays eggs.

I'm so glad Caggie's back just for a bit. She's my favourite, as Bruce Forsythe would say...

Still18atheart Fri 18-Oct-13 00:20:40

That's probably why Binky and Spenny got on so well before he and Lucy hooked up. They never slept together it was purely platonic and sure they went to dinner together alone but that was it.

I really liked the scenes where it was just them two.

It hasn't really been mentioned but the fact that Lucy and Spenny broke up and Binky was friends with both of them in their own right. must be really awkward for her

Caggie is my No.1 girl crush

ChocChaffinch Fri 18-Oct-13 09:36:47

caggie's affected little pout and studied gruff voice, plus her idiotic attempt to be a singer .. Im unsure! do like her flash trash jewellery though. Ah remember Amber! aka moon face? My flash trash is her website

Dumpylump Fri 18-Oct-13 09:48:03

I so preferred Lucy when she was all hard faced, I really hope she doesn't stay all wishy washy over Spencer, and that this episode was an aberration.
I never took to Rosie, and I don't know what she's going to do now that Millie has bailed....who else does she drink coffee and bitch with?

OneMoreThenNoMore Fri 18-Oct-13 09:56:24

I'm not a fan of Caggie, but she was definitely switched on when it came to Spencer. I'm sure she'll bring him down a peg or two if she returns.

ChocChaffinch Fri 18-Oct-13 10:08:04

she might do Mr Boulle!!!

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Mon 21-Oct-13 20:38:59


FairyTrain Mon 21-Oct-13 20:43:07

Finally caught up! TT has serious issues, agree with whoever said her mum should pull her to one side. What is it with Legoman (Alex) I just don't see why Fran fancies him! As someone said earlier, Stevie is the only decent bloke (maybe Francis too, but he's easily lead!) think I spotted Skeletor with a big hat on by the pool with Mark Francis, sure she will be in when she has more bitchy things to say! What has happened to Amber??

alemci Mon 21-Oct-13 20:55:06

never watched it but dd I an extra

Sparklysilversequins Mon 21-Oct-13 21:10:50

I read this week that Binky was involved with Phoebe/Fran's Alex. But that can't be right after last week.

LottyLikesWindows Mon 21-Oct-13 22:24:39

Louise crying into sushi already. Didn't take long.

JaceyBee Mon 21-Oct-13 22:29:10

Just let the poor lad go Louise! She's clearly not that arsed about him. And he knows it. he just doesn't want to know it. Poor bloke sad

hardboiledpossum Mon 21-Oct-13 22:32:46

I can't believe Spencer just sat down! Any reasonable person would have realised that they were trying to have a private conversation and apologise for intruding before trying to get a seat as far away as possible.

LottyLikesWindows Mon 21-Oct-13 22:45:21

Spencer loves to butt in. He has such a slappable face.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 21-Oct-13 22:51:52

Why doesn't Louise brush her hair? It looks like she has rats tails hanging down her back

JaceyBee Mon 21-Oct-13 22:52:44

What's the deal with the therapist? Is she for real? I'm doing psychotherapy training and I can't imagine my governing body condoning televised sessions for 'entertainment purposes'! Where are the ethics?

Liked the fact they zoomed in on the book on narcissism though, hmm!

hardboiledpossum Mon 21-Oct-13 22:58:51

Phone is incredibly strange but I love the faces she pulls. I also loved the booming in on the book!

hardboiledpossum Mon 21-Oct-13 22:59:26


squoosh Mon 21-Oct-13 23:00:15

I love that Lucy unlike all his other exes refuses to be chummy with Spenny. It's really boiling his piss that she refuses to toe the approved ex girlfriend line. grin

squoosh Mon 21-Oct-13 23:01:20

Phoebe is a serious loon, Fran had better sleep with a knife under her pillow.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 21-Oct-13 23:02:37

Oooh. Bad Biscuits.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 21-Oct-13 23:04:03

I loved the clip of Lucy telling phoebe how unpleasant she is. Go Lucy.

hardboiledpossum Mon 21-Oct-13 23:04:57

Does Jamie sleep with Lucy, or Andy, or both?! I'm lost!

Sparklysilversequins Mon 21-Oct-13 23:05:32

I've been to that restaurant Iberica. Didn't have the ice cream though.

Why have none of you mentioned cheskas tits at the polo.

It's practically indecent.

Phoebe is crazed though, and I also read that Binky and Alex are now I a relationship.

Sparklysilversequins Mon 21-Oct-13 23:21:09

I liked Phobe pulling her hat down to block Cheska out grin. She is growing on me.

Sparklysilversequins Mon 21-Oct-13 23:24:22

I hate to be shallow but Cheska looks are not improving with age and did you see those ridiculous sunglasses she was wearing? She doesn't really have a place in it anymore now Binks has dumped her and Ollie has gone so they've crow barred her in as Fran's new bestie.

I loved her quick fire shutup. I must perfect my shutup to be so efficient.

Cheska seriously needs to wear a bra ad should only select outfits which make this possible. Or at least buy some tit tape, dear god.

Sparklysilversequins Mon 21-Oct-13 23:31:10

Stephanie is the only one conducting themselves with any modicum of dignity in this programme, oh apart from Stevie, who looked pretty hot in that jacket I must say.

squoosh Mon 21-Oct-13 23:46:15

Cheska would have made a great 1980s Sloane but she does feel a bit out of place in this.

Lucy and Phoebe are holding back. I love it, steely anger, so posh.

Stevie was looking rather suave, Andy appeared to have had a bad fake tan and now wears a signet ring?! I think TT has given him an identity crisis and now can't work out which semi-reality show he belongs on.

Alex is clearly dodgy in his upcoming Fran/Binky scenario.

Where was Rosie this episode and why so little Francis?

Skeletor and ze german babe were hysterical but I'd much rather more Francis and Mark Anthony than those two.

out2lunch Tue 22-Oct-13 00:50:03

ooo I just love that pheobe

KCumberSandwich Tue 22-Oct-13 02:01:52

Agree with more Marc Francis and Boulle please!

can't wait for next week and Lucy telling Phoebe her nose ring looks wierd, bound to be an entertaining conversation.

Cheska is just desperate to shit stir with Phoebe and Fran.

also, re: TT's hair, apparently Dior must sell tragic kaftans and dodgy metallic shorts, but not hairbrushes. wth?

ZebraZeebra Tue 22-Oct-13 09:56:24

It's so bonkers Stephanie Pratt is in MIC. Did no one watch The Hills??

ZebraZeebra Tue 22-Oct-13 09:58:55

It's all so meta. It's like the outside world doesn't exist outside of the MIC universe. Why has no one said - oh yeah, i watched you on the The Hills where you were bonkers, and screwed Lauren over and you and your brother and SIL were crazy.

MarshaBrady Tue 22-Oct-13 10:02:02

Isn't Louise's brother a big pita.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 10:06:43

He certainly hasn't got much time for Andy. "Mentally weak". Ouch!

MarshaBrady Tue 22-Oct-13 10:09:40

Poor guy. Everyone is dumping on him and then telling him it's his fault.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 10:12:32

I'm not massively keen on Andy tbh, he certainly shouldn't be with Louise but he just comes across a bit wet to me.

MarshaBrady Tue 22-Oct-13 10:15:09

Yeh he really needs to leave Louise. She can't stand him either. He is a bit of a walk over.

The Cheska thing was funny. Phoebe with her hat.

I don't watch The Hills, so Stephanie's in that show.

Poor ol Lucy, she should get someone else Spencer will hate her until she does.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 10:22:46

I think Lucy is showing too much but it seems that Spencer has that effect.

Yes Stephanie was in The Hills, she was a bit flaky in that, dating her mates exes etc but basically harmless.

Did I understand right that Lucy gets it on with Jamie? Now that's tacky. I didn't get what they find attractive about Biscuits, he's got an old mans face underneath daft hair. Spencer looked delighted by that turn of events, Being the sort of person he is he will feel that Lucy has lost the moral high ground if she shags his best mate.

I hate to say it but I am beginning to like Phoebe, she makes me laugh.

squoosh Tue 22-Oct-13 10:26:42

I think Fran looks as though she's in her late thirties, very pretty but just way more mature looking. Think the girls are better than the boys this series.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 10:30:30

Where's Muffy and his mate with the big choppers? They weren't in it this week.

squoosh Tue 22-Oct-13 10:41:17

Maybe Muffy has been erased since he was revealed to be a homophobic wanker.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 10:44:35

Oh yes, forgot about that! Well that's good he's gone then.

We do need some more fit men though. Proudlock's ridiculous hair is really annoying me and Francis is barely in it.

MarshaBrady Tue 22-Oct-13 10:47:35

Jamie is so unbearable with Spenny. Just jumps at anything he says. He cannot think clearly when Speno is ordering him around.

Phoebe was funny. Not right about Alex and Fran, but kind of funny.

Hullygully Tue 22-Oct-13 10:52:07

Why is Phoebe becoming Psycho Girl?

This is not a good look. It will end in tears.

Where's darling Olly?

squoosh Tue 22-Oct-13 10:58:38

Olly has flown the nest to become a TV presenter apparently.

Sparklysilversequins Tue 22-Oct-13 11:08:03

Apparently Hugo's acting "career" dived in Hollywood and he has been lamenting having left MIC. I wouldn't mind seeing him back but not his dully, hairy girlfriend.

squoosh Tue 22-Oct-13 11:09:22

His polly pocket girlfriend was very pretty but also a bit creepy. But I'd like to see Hugo back!

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Tue 22-Oct-13 13:08:00

yay for Skeletor buzzing in on her skelecopter with a random thin German fashion designer grin

they probs met at a Swiss finishing school <3 her. My god they put away some champagne didn't they! bet they were wasted. Probably haven't eaten food in a few months

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Tue 22-Oct-13 13:19:20

agree Stevie looked amazing in the orange jacket. And Louise's bro has dreadful teeth.
Stephanie Pratt handled herself well, I remember her being a bitchy unliked cow in the Hills.. wonder if Speidi will make an appearance.
Think spencer will shag behind her back.
Agree televising psychotherapy is very weird, plus she kept faffing with her hair unconsciously telling Spencer she also likes him...for a Freudian she should be more aware of her body language. he's a grubby little sex addict and in the next few years he'll start to lose his hair and his looks as his party boy lifestyle catches up with him

think Proudlock is growing his hair long again - no bad thing.. there's a touch of the Johnny Depp about him in some older pics. He has gorgeous teeth and adore his wrist tattoo

agree not enough Boulle time

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Tue 22-Oct-13 13:27:57

Hugo aka Bladehead from the side twas normal, from the front like a fish his head disappears smile
he tempered Spencer a bit. Jamie is totally overruled by him, Jamie rolls over like a golden retriever and spenny scratches his tummy.

good old Binks!! dirty Alex. feel bad for Fran though..interesting Cheska will be in the middle of that one

slalomsuki Tue 22-Oct-13 19:30:58

Fantastic episode.

Phoebe and the hat/eye rolling was classic. More of that please.

Why does TT talk over everybody when they are explaining then cry. Andy must have had the patience of a saint and is well rid.

Like hard Lucy and when she is with Stevie,Andy, biscuits etc not with Pratt **cker. He really is a right pain.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Tue 22-Oct-13 21:56:02

[[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471611/Spencer-Matthews-Made-In-Chelsea-star-reveals-Stephanie-Pratt-wants-improve-him.html spenny bags himself DM columns]

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Tue 22-Oct-13 21:56:28
Still18atheart Tue 22-Oct-13 23:40:17

I want to put Cheska into a black and white shirt and give her a whistle as she is always referring Phoebe and Fran's arguements

OneMoreThenNoMore Wed 23-Oct-13 08:54:49

Great episode! thlgrin

Wtf is going on with TT's ratty hairstyle?! I mentioned it last week but in this episode it looked even worse. confused She's still sniffing rather a lot too... hmm Not sure I like her brother either. Poor Andy.

Also Proudlock's little top knot thingy?! He looks quite hot usually.

Stevie is becoming my new fave. Still love Binks too. Binks and Alex would make a cute couple, hope he doesn't mess her about though.

Cheska's boobs! shock As pp have said, I'm not really sure where she fits in this anymore.

I haven't watched The Hills (but I saw Speidi on CBB grin); Stephanie is obviously a structured reality pro though. I think she handled Lucy fairly sensitively. It's funny that she finds everyone aggressive and rude- I think her encounters so far have been fairly mild by MIC's usual standards!

Can't wait for next week's episode- naughty Biscuits!

Twinklestein Wed 23-Oct-13 15:13:00

I'm not one who usually goes in for 'showmance' allegations. (Louise/Spencer/Lucy shenanigans were all too real...)

But I do wonder if Stephanie was contracted to be Spencer's 'gf' for this series, her brother likewise did a stint earlier this year on BB. I think they've got a good agent...

I like Lucy more now she retains her trademark honesty to the detriment of her pride: she could just say she didn't care much about Spencer as they weren't together long...

I like Andy too, I don't think he's wet, I just think he's a nice bloke involved with a gaga doll... who really needs to go to rehab...

I'm mesmerised by Phoebe, I love the fact that she doesn't even bother to be civil to Cheska. Does anyone else think that the Fran-Alex thing was more on Fran's side than Alex's? He doesn't seem that bothered...

Loving Stevie as always, & he actually managed to look hot rather than 12.

OneMoreThenNoMore Wed 23-Oct-13 17:20:29

Twinkle, I think you could be onto something there with Spenny and Stephanie... She seems very clued up though so I wouldn't think she'll be around for the whole series as she'll soon wise up to Spencer!

I agree about Andy, he's not weak- just a nice guy, not sure how to handle someone like Tiny Tears.

squoosh Wed 23-Oct-13 17:53:08

I just assumed she was cast as his girlfriend, she would only have been on a 90 day visa so I'm guessing their romance last the summer and then conveniently ended.

Twinklestein Wed 23-Oct-13 19:50:10

Why is Louise's brother so in thrall to Spenny - is it some genetic defect?

Her brother is the one who caught Spenny cheating in her bed.

You'd think that might make him reflect...

But no he's as much under Spenny's spell as poor TT...

Slagging off Andy who has been ridiculously nice to the poor drunk weeper.

MarshaBrady Wed 23-Oct-13 19:53:00

He probably wants an internship at his bank. If that is where Spenny works.

He is very irritating.

MarshaBrady Wed 23-Oct-13 19:54:35

Cheska is out of it now. Binky is bf with Lucy. And no Ollie.

Lucy is great isn't she. Didn't he mention love first? Conveniently forgotten that one.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Wed 23-Oct-13 20:22:20

andy and stevie are the bankers/ traders, I think
Spenny's family are into hotels aren't they? hence all of his trips abroad
Hugo's dad had a hotel in Dubai - unless I'm confused.
I do remember Andy in braces though <falls for the Wall Street stereotype>
agree Andy a lovely guy, TT brother something of a loser for dissing him

hope spenny doesn't dump steph and she moves on the Andy! she'd eat him alive

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Wed 23-Oct-13 20:23:31

yes spencer did mention love first, he aggressively pursued her, taking her to France et al.

he likes the thrill of the chase but can't bear feeling caught.

Twinklestein Wed 23-Oct-13 20:39:04

Hugo's dad Tim is a QC but I think he has a house in Dubai.

Spenny hates being caught with his trousers down, but it doesn't occur to him not to drop them so much...

He turned against Louise because she made him look bad. I think he's only pulling her back now because he needs the ally & he knows he can always control her.

Twinklestein Wed 23-Oct-13 20:42:15

I'm actually enjoying the cod psychoanalysis with big lips. She pointed out to Spenny that he doesn't give a shit about any of the women he's involved with. He loves to lie to himself on that score...

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Wed 23-Oct-13 20:46:18

nah he wants TT back as an alpha male sneer at andy who he is deeply threatened by.

apencer psychoanalysis - you're a spoiled little bastard who thinks girls are playthings for your whimsy. You need to remain in control and detest feeling trapped. Your ego is slightly bigger than the sun. deep down you suspect no one likes you.

VulvaVoom Thu 24-Oct-13 09:45:46

Isn't it funny how who we like and loathe changes. Didn't used to like Andy and Lucy but now love them and their little friendship - she actually cried when she told him about Louise going topless at a party!

I really can't stand Phoebe but like another poster, am fascinated by her posh, self assured bitchiness also think I might fancy her a bit and am a straight married woman

Twinklestein Thu 24-Oct-13 11:28:45

Sure, Louise is a pawn in Spenny's ongoing competition with Andy (there's always been 3 in that relationship whichever combination they're in) but he also needs her as an ally on the show. Two pissed off women is not a good look...

If Phoebe didn't exist, someone would have to invent her. Except if I hadn't seen her with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought her believable.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird Thu 24-Oct-13 12:46:26

Phoebe-Lettice is fond of a selfie on twitter.

MintyChops Sat 26-Oct-13 05:12:05

Here are the last 2 Sabotage Times reviews.....
Episode 1
Episode 2

slalomsuki Sat 26-Oct-13 15:10:13

They are quite funny reviews of the season to date with the characteristics of the cast.

ChaffinchOfDoom Sat 26-Oct-13 21:16:32

oh those are brill! thank you. Love how the writer adores Mark Francis grin

BeyoncesMama Sun 27-Oct-13 17:30:32

I think there's something really disturbing about spencer. He's not even a jack-the-lad type who just can't help himself when he sees other girls who aren't his girlfriend. He's so forceful during the chase that it's like he's intentionally forcing girls to go out with him JUST so that he can have the pleasure of humiliating them and cheating on them. He seems to have a real hatred of women * shrug * that's how it seems to this wise woman wink
Either way, his poor psychotherapist is never going to come close to working through his many issues.

Twinklestein Sun 27-Oct-13 19:21:09

I agree Beyoncé, he's not just a philanderer, it's slightly pathological (cheating on Lucy when he nipped out isn't normal even for a player).

He's got that sex offender need to dominate, humiliate, control. It's all about power for him & he notably cares far more about his power games with Jamie & Andy than the girls he's involved with...

night1971 Sun 27-Oct-13 19:30:25

I love Lucy! Spenny has serious problems, needs to be sacked, would give him some humility.

Hugo never even made it to USA immigration let alone Hollywood. Deadwood more like. As for the clinging side kick...who pretends to be his girlfriend, all so very fake and desperado.

Bring back Caggie!!!

ScandinavianPrincess Mon 28-Oct-13 14:43:15

The pool party in the first ep was very cringe. Some very funny dancing.
Lucy HAS to stop weeping over the chubster. He really is an abusive, horrendous man. Hoping in the nest episode she is back on form and casting disdainful looks at him once more.
Proudlock's ponytail has to go. Actually feeling slightly sorry for Pheebs. I wonder if a life at boarding school has left her very insecure. I can't help finding her funny.

ScandinavianPrincess Mon 28-Oct-13 14:44:36

Oh and Caggie will be back for four episodes. http://static.mumsnet.com/emo/te/1.gif

ChaffinchOfDoom Mon 28-Oct-13 22:10:52

arf. Biscuits will get bitten into pieces by Phoebe. can't believe Lucy did him though!!!!!

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 22:13:41

Phoebe nailed "the look"

ChaffinchOfDoom Mon 28-Oct-13 22:27:34

*crazy eyes alert* <SCREAM>

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 22:30:37

Lucy nailed the uninterested "bye".

Biscuit boy is not having a good night.

Am just watching now. Has biscuits got some kind of disorder? When TT called Crazy Eyes, he was twitching. So weird.

Also with all this money that's clearly been spent on Biscuit's schooling, could they have not taught him to be a bit more of a conversationalist and how to articulate himself without all the umming and aahing preceding every sentence.

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 22:44:43

i like Binky.

Cheska always winds up a character like Fran.

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 22:45:57

What a disorder, like asthma?

MarshaBrady Mon 28-Oct-13 22:46:09

Binky is looking very pretty, about time someone fancied her.

ChaffinchOfDoom Mon 28-Oct-13 22:46:13

he's psychologically castrated by Spenny, deeply troubling relationship they have..

GO BINKY!!! Alex is a fittie. Loving Fran's hair though, she is my hair hero

ChaffinchOfDoom Mon 28-Oct-13 22:47:09

if cheska tells you you're in with a chance, go home and tuck yourself into bed. She is the death of love. She is Miss havisham.

MarshaBrady Mon 28-Oct-13 22:47:39

Biscuits can barely think when speaking to Spenny. He's so controlled by him.

KCumberSandwich Mon 28-Oct-13 22:47:59

Love Binky.

If they are going to keep Cheska as a feature they should at least give her a bra allowance.

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 22:48:32

Biscuits needs to spend more time with realist Stevie and ponytail.

KCumberSandwich Mon 28-Oct-13 22:50:37

Tiff's laugh amd nose wrinklimg are obnoxious.

MarshaBrady Mon 28-Oct-13 22:53:39

Oh dear Tiff.

bluebump Mon 28-Oct-13 22:55:26

Phoebe and Lucy talking just then was brilliant.

JaceyBee Mon 28-Oct-13 22:56:01

Binky is stunning.

Haha, Lucy - 'your nose ring looks weird'. It does too!

wow - posh people drink jagerbombs?!

No a disorder like a mental health disorder, or just something, sometimes I think he can't be all there in the sense that his behaviours seems so similar to an eight year old child with the ability to have an erection.

Also TT needs to be taken out and shot for her outfit choice while they visited ugly shoe central. Binky is doing much better clothes wise, first time I've seen her in a non-baggy not off the shoulder ensemble in ages.

ChaffinchOfDoom Mon 28-Oct-13 23:01:17

oh jaysus next week looks like a disaster

crocodile tears! <eyeroll> priceless!

ThunderbumsMum Mon 28-Oct-13 23:02:51

Why would any girl want to go out with biscuits? Surely they know what's coming?

KCumberSandwich Mon 28-Oct-13 23:03:27

notice TT extended the rat-tail for the occassion.

How evil is phoebe? love her, but i feel a bit sorry for Lucy. their little spat was class.

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 23:04:35

Jamie seems young I agree. So TT looked guilty when they were discussing Spenny.

MarshaBrady Mon 28-Oct-13 23:06:43

Biscuits! Poor Lucy, again.

Loved the nose ring comment.

TT looked v guilty. Wonder what's been going on there, as if I even have to ask.

Phoebe dresses exactly like my sister circa 1991. Am finding it strange.

Biscuits can't cope with the concept that people don't soya their true feelings. He truly is biscuit a in that he has the emotional and mental capacity of a digestive.

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 28-Oct-13 23:11:28

ok I'm really ashamed to know this and I do apologise if it has been mentioned but I haven't noticed anything on it.

I know who Spencer's girlfriend is.

She is the sister of Spencer from Heidi and Spencer from big brother and The Hills.

I'm a little unsure how she can go out with someone who has the same name has her nutty brother. blush

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 23:13:16

I heard that too, from the hills, I have not seen it though.

BeyoncesMama Mon 28-Oct-13 23:16:45

KCumber totally agree re Tiff's ridiculous laughing. I was cringing.

Loved the argument between Lucy and Crazy Eyes. Lucy definitely won! The preview for next week already has me gnashing my teeth in rage! What fellow in his right mind would pick phoebe over lucy?!?!?! (way too invested...)

Finding 'Spenny' more and more deeply disturbing as this show goes on. He gives me such a bad feeling.

Cheska IS Miss Havisham, kiss of death for any romance. Skeleton has definitely got her number, if a little harshly.

Poor Fran. Her and Binky's conversation was so awkward and horrible.

Stephanie was excellent in her role of social grenade. It's an amazing feat, to make a MIC party even more awkward.

deepfriedsage Mon 28-Oct-13 23:41:59

Cheska seems to enjoy these girls getting hurt and manipulating things, quite twisted behavior, really.

noddyholder Mon 28-Oct-13 23:46:45

God spencer and Louise AGAIN

Sparklysilversequins Tue 29-Oct-13 00:43:36

Tiff has got to be the MOST affected person I have ever seen.

Why does Alex's hair go up into a triangle? Good to see Binky getting a hot bloke though. I hope he doesn't hurt her. Poor Fran though.

I see homophobic Muffy is back hmm.

Good to see the Mark Francis/Victoria double act back.

"Oh I forgot you guys all hate each other" grin. I think Lucy definitely came off better in that little contretemps.

Oh Spencer, you absolute pig of a man. I despise you and Biscuits you're fast catching up angry.

Phoebe does the best eye roll ever. I have been practicing in front of the mirror.

noddyholder Tue 29-Oct-13 08:52:34

What is that accent though that Victoria and her little side kick have?

Pure Eurotrash ...extensive travelling and finishing schools lead to a mish mash of euro accent grin

MarshaBrady Tue 29-Oct-13 09:25:32

Those shoulder pads were good grin

eggyweggies Tue 29-Oct-13 10:03:16

Phoebe is vile. But very pretty. If she were a nice person she'd be gorgeous.

I loved how they were both right in that little convo- phoebe's nose ring did look weird! And Lucy's dress was tacky!

eggyweggies Tue 29-Oct-13 10:08:57

Also, did spencer ask Stephanie:

"Why don't you get the Bollywood thing?"


MarshaBrady Tue 29-Oct-13 10:10:23

Poor Steph. What is wrong with Spencer. I don't do communication. Her response was good tg,

Phoebe is looking lots prettier these days. Hair is not so stiff.

noddyholder Tue 29-Oct-13 16:34:07

I love phoebes hair

Twinklestein Tue 29-Oct-13 16:42:04

I don't ride anything that craps at the same time

V good.

Twinklestein Tue 29-Oct-13 16:42:46

Phoebe is a cross between Sable Colby and my mother.

She really doesn't seem to like anyone except herself.

Fabulous to watch though. She could be the next Anna Wintour.

Fran has the worst man antennae ever - first she was more into Andy than he was into her & got dropped for Louise (admittedly a very poor choice on Andy's part), and then she repeated the same trick with Alex.

out2lunch Tue 29-Oct-13 17:23:24

love phoebe a bit more every week

OneMoreThenNoMore Tue 29-Oct-13 18:11:29

I have to admit that I'm finally warming to Phoebe, she's so nasty that it's kind of charming! confused grin

Lucy won that little spat though, and she's right- the nose ring did look a bit odd!

Poor Stephanie. TT looked a little guilty so no prizes for guessing who Spenny was with... hmm

Biscuits and Lucy! That snog was rather full-on. He is a child though, with his pathetic attempt at following in Spencer's footsteps. I used to find him really endearing, but he's just becoming a bit of a twat now.

Alex handled the Fran situation poorly; I really felt for Binky, trying to explain what had happened to Fran. That was awkward. What exactly has happened between Binky and Cheska- I know they kind of grew apart last series, but they seem not to speak at all anymore?!

PeanutPatty Tue 29-Oct-13 18:32:13

Marking place!

Vintagebeads Tue 29-Oct-13 18:56:24

Alex taking advice from biscuits hmm ....never good.

slalomsuki Tue 29-Oct-13 19:05:32

Remind me what Lucy and Phoebe have fallen out about and hate each other for.

Also did the euro trash sidekick really say something like "I don't ride anything that shits at the same time" or something similar when asked if she enjoyed the polo.

MarshaBrady Tue 29-Oct-13 19:08:19

She was the first one on a date with him, he chatted to her at a bar.

MarshaBrady Tue 29-Oct-13 19:09:06

The I forgot, you all hate each other was funny.

MikeTheShite Tue 29-Oct-13 19:11:22

Where was andy? I hope he's okay and not nursing his broken heart? maybe he's looking for me

MarshaBrady Tue 29-Oct-13 19:11:47

He being Alex of course.

Twinklestein Tue 29-Oct-13 19:24:23

Re the Chinky situation, I heard via the Chelsea grapevine that blondie inventor guy had a party to which all the MiC lot were invited. When Kimberly 'I <3 me' Garner showed up, Cheska kicked off (did she ask for her to be removed?) - I can't remember, but blondie inventor guy ejected her apparently & Chinky fell out over it.

ChaffinchOfDoom Tue 29-Oct-13 19:26:08

''binky''?? shock grin

Sparklysilversequins Tue 29-Oct-13 19:40:52

No Cheska and Binky? - Chinky grin

deepfriedsage Tue 29-Oct-13 19:43:36

Binky thought Cheska was out of order?

minibmw2010 Tue 29-Oct-13 19:54:43

Excellent chat between Lucy and Phoebe, love it when Phoebe realises she's come off worse and looks stupid. Very unfair of her to judge Lucy and call her slutty. Big girls now.

minibmw2010 Tue 29-Oct-13 19:57:02

Alex comes across as a very silly prat ... 'I was influenced by Jamie' and 'I was being a boy'. A pathetic start for him with Binky I think. Love that Stephanie called Spencer up on his bad behaviour.

BeyoncesMama Tue 29-Oct-13 20:14:28

I love binky but I was slightly disappointed that she didn't tell alex that his treatment of fran was shit.
They do make a hot couple though wink

OneMoreThenNoMore Tue 29-Oct-13 20:30:47

Ahh Twinkle, thanks for that! Kimberley was such a twat, really pleased she's not on it anymore!

Reckon it can't be long before Cheska gets booted off leaves, surely?

ScandinavianPrincess Tue 29-Oct-13 23:25:49

I think Lego hair was a little shit. He was acting so into Fran, the dropped her when she looked keen. Same as Biscuit's behaviour towards Lucy by the look of next week's episode.
Skeletor actually looked ill and drained at the pardee.
I don't like the way Phoebe always blames Lucy, but not the lads, but there is something very comical about her. I think she's hamming it up a lot.
Your man with the dayglo teeth was very much on the periphery, thank God.
Wonder how long Stephanie will stick around?

Still18atheart Wed 30-Oct-13 00:22:21

IMO In regards to Stephanie and Spenny where I come from if I was Stephanie I wouldn't say I lived with Spenny I'd say I'm staying at Spenny's whilst i'm visiting the UK. Which is a bit different to saying I live with Spenny.

Alex needs to quickly realise that when it comes to all things dating including how to ask out and dump girls it's best not to take advice from Biscuits.

Loved Stephanie's face when Lucy and Phoebe were arguing at the pardee. And also how she and TT slipped silently away.

Sparklysilversequins Wed 30-Oct-13 00:28:09

Now I have given TT the benefit of the doubt up till now but if she WAS with piggy Spencer that night he didn't go home and was then all nicey to Steph at the party I will be most put out.

noddyholder Wed 30-Oct-13 00:31:55

She was I think

out2lunch Wed 30-Oct-13 00:35:44

tt had a lovely little diamond bow tie necklace on last week.i want one.

ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 30-Oct-13 10:13:19

wonder if spencer bought it for her

he's a sex addict

fromparistoberlin Wed 30-Oct-13 10:21:05

"Remind me what Lucy and Phoebe have fallen out about and hate each other for.

In chalet holiday in last series, it transpired that Lucy shagged someone when he was dating the third blonde one. and Lucy dated lego man, which fucks of Phoebe as he is her ex

how sad I remember that!!!!!

Twinklestein Wed 30-Oct-13 14:26:54

Alex deserves a prize for the worst excuse of all time, but I never thought he was that into Fran, it was mainly her...

I also wanted to say that Sam (TTs bro) is a total twat, Stevie told him not to tell anyone about biscuits n Lucy, and he was totally unrepentant for telling TT.

slalomsuki Wed 30-Oct-13 15:25:11

Fromparistoberlin. Thanks for that. That point in the last series wa where I got hooked on MIC post hot tub so it explains a lot.

Twinklestein Wed 30-Oct-13 16:23:40

By Lucy's account, the guy who turned out to be third blonde's (Olivia) bf told her he was single when they were dating... So while Olivia was pissed off to find texts from Lucy on her bf's phone, Lucy was pissed off to find he had a gf...

ScandinavianPrincess Wed 30-Oct-13 20:17:30

Olivia seems to have vanished. She has a youtube makeup channel. Yes, I need to get out more.

PeanutPatty Wed 30-Oct-13 21:43:25

Cheska should check out. Her time has been and gone.

Binky didn't feel that bad about stepping on Fran's toes did she?

Don't like TT's brother.

Lucy is growing on me. Never thought I would say that.

How fake was Stephanie's "Spencer didn't come home last night" moment? Her feigned anger was rubbish.

Biscuits is turning into the new Spenny?

MikeTheShite Wed 30-Oct-13 21:48:05

Someone's just told me I remind them of Lucy, can't be looks surely as I have a pixie crop.
I am sat here wondering if it was a compliment!!!

Sparklysilversequins Wed 30-Oct-13 21:54:57

To be fair TT's brother is inky acting on what his sister has told him. At least he's loyal to his family.

Sparklysilversequins Wed 30-Oct-13 21:55:10

Only! confused

eggyweggies Thu 31-Oct-13 00:32:09

Why is Jamie called biscuits?

out2lunch Thu 31-Oct-13 00:35:28

Jamie is a mcvites heir eggy

fromparistoberlin Thu 31-Oct-13 08:26:16

i feel bad for cheska, she is "normal looking" but next to their youthful beauty she looks dog rough

Fran has been dissed twice now, didn't andy dump her for TT

TT is a classic eample of why men seem to go for pathetic wimpy "little people" , sorry that sounds sizeist

just realised that Lucy and TT have now shared 3 boys (fatty, biscuits and andy)


fromparistoberlin Thu 31-Oct-13 11:03:15

ha ha spenny has a blog


love the comments underneath, "sociopath" and "patrick bateman" are the best

MarshaBrady Thu 31-Oct-13 11:06:17

Haha I kind of love that it's mostly about his weight and clothes. grin

Twinklestein Thu 31-Oct-13 11:41:57

Cheska is normal looking but she's not normal acting... hmm

deepfriedsage Thu 31-Oct-13 12:07:30

I think Spenny is becoming a characture of himself, I am off to check out his blog.

JaceyBee Thu 31-Oct-13 12:41:18

Haha, that blog is very Patrick Bateman esque. I am fairly surprised that mail readers have even heard of Bret Easton Ellis though wink

fromparistoberlin Thu 31-Oct-13 12:56:59

I read DM and I am well clever

its trash, inbetween the Vienna Psychoanalytic Society meetings i chair

HighBrows Thu 31-Oct-13 13:45:41

Spencer is the type that would see those comments about him being a sex addict, sociopath etc as great... He's just awful, in fact most of the lads are just awful.

I'm disappointed that Binky didn't just walk out when Alex revealed he'd lied to Fran about the 'date'.

Imagine if one of them got a sexually transmitted infection they'd all have it within a week grin

HighBrows Thu 31-Oct-13 13:51:39

I've just read his blog... he is a dick, a complete and utter dick, vacuous, vapid and odious.

Sparklysilversequins Thu 31-Oct-13 14:07:43

He's the piggiest man ever. When he pulled that innocent, blank face at Steph when she confronted him about staying out all night angry.

Lets face it though he's very watchable. It wouldn't be half as much fun without him.

MikeTheShite Thu 31-Oct-13 14:51:32

Isn't spephanie all over now? I was sure I read she's left London?

qazxc Thu 31-Oct-13 20:02:00

Why would anyone take romantic advice from Jamie?
Why did Stephanie thinks that living with spencer would stop him from shagging around?
Why is Lucy Phoebe's "nemesis"? Isn't there one of the blondes missing?
You could almost see Francis mentally facepalm at the stupidity of Biscuits.
I love the BadTV blog on MIC.

fromparistoberlin Fri 01-Nov-13 08:05:47

agree sparkly, he and TT add the "salt" to an otherwise potentially bland soup

although lucy and phoebe are doing their bit too!!

remember the dull threesome with olly,cheska and binky? and the painful demise of their friendship

if I were Fran I would LEAVE MIC, she risks turning into dissed cheska

Eastwickwitch Fri 01-Nov-13 17:30:22

I'm so confused..
What happened to Tara?
Don't any of them have jobs?
Where's the 3rd girl that was with Phoebe & Fran?
I'm loving Lucy more & more.

qazxc Fri 01-Nov-13 17:48:31

Tara must've seen the light and dumped biscuits.
I think Francis has a "proper" job. All the others seem to have jobs that they can drop to go on holidays. confused
Spencer City trader?
Proudlock Tshirt designer
Jamie Is candy kittens still on the go?
Rosie wasn't she an intern in a mag? and has a blog?
Phoebe i think was also doing something fashiony (i might be confused with the other two blondes though)
Mark Francis does he not run an uber posh magazine?
Not quite sure about the others. I think Stevie works in the city with spence but aren't really sure about how i know that IYKWIM.

Eastwickwitch Fri 01-Nov-13 18:00:24

qazxc, I'm impressed.
I've just remembered Louise was doing a geography degree. Wonder if she passed when she was permanently on holiday.
I don't get Mark Francis, I don't think he & Victoria even like the others.

notanyanymore Fri 01-Nov-13 18:03:42

i like lucy! i didn't when she first joined but she's a real grower!

Twinklestein Fri 01-Nov-13 18:11:29

Afaik Spencer packed in his brokers job, but Andy & Stevie work...

Apparently a full frontal nekkid pic of Spenny has gone viral. (Not tempted to look...)

qazxc Fri 01-Nov-13 18:19:25

she did pass eastwick. there was a party with a very out of place mark francis who if recall rightly congratulated her on now being able to read a map.

ThunderbumsMum Fri 01-Nov-13 18:26:16

I think she passed after re-sits though

Sparklysilversequins Fri 01-Nov-13 18:34:43

I think Splouise will get back together and they'll end up having one of those weird relationships where he shags everyone else and she turns a blind eye. Then in his late fifties he'll develop a heart condition or diabetes or something, brought about by his excessive lifestyle. TT will nurse and take care of him feeling secretly delighted that finally he's all hers.

ChaffinchOfDoom Fri 01-Nov-13 20:55:45

or TT will get pregnant shock

All this shagging of each other and not a whiff of a preg scare...

the 3rd missing blonde was Olivia, Fran's older sister
Boulle owns a whole empire, and has written a book , Olly wrote a book about sex
hehehe at Fran being the next Cheska

qazxc Fri 01-Nov-13 21:03:35

I could imagine TT nursing Spencer, changing dressing on his sores and acting like his guide dog due to virulent bout of syphillis.

deepfriedsage Sat 02-Nov-13 09:41:26

Thankful the viral naked Spenny picture missed my newsfeed.

Eastwickwitch Sat 02-Nov-13 13:14:34

qazxc, surely he'll be on his 6th wife by then who will be younger than his children. And probably still cheating.

qazxc Sun 03-Nov-13 14:50:32

But will he always have his Baldrick (biscuits)?

fromparistoberlin Mon 04-Nov-13 08:55:09

SHAME ON ME, but I tried and failed to google the naked pic

its gone! purely curious of course... grin

but if DP finds "naked spencer mattherws" in seach history I am going to die

deepfriedsage Mon 04-Nov-13 09:04:25

It would be soft anyways, it could be a grower rather than a shower. The biggest I ever saw was a grower wink

fromparistoberlin Mon 04-Nov-13 10:01:35

i want to see it, as sure its size is linked with his hold Over women


qazxc Mon 04-Nov-13 14:54:10

fromparistoberlin always engage private browser when looking up something embarrassing wink

fromparistoberlin Mon 04-Nov-13 16:25:45

cant find it, anywhere


minibmw2010 Mon 04-Nov-13 22:06:03

Why is Stevie on a date with the mad Tiff ???!!? She's mental and he's so sweet

MindyWiller Mon 04-Nov-13 22:08:56

i hope tiff isn't going to be in it for long.

minibmw2010 Mon 04-Nov-13 22:09:42

And Spencer being annoyed about Biscuits liking Lucy is so hypocritical after he did exactly the same thing to him with Louise ???!??

hardboiledpossum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:11:39

I thought Lucy and biscuits hooked up in France so well before Spencer was with her?

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:12:23

Why does Tiff laugh so much? Nothing is that funny. LOLZ @ Spencer talking about someone else's morals being skewed.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:13:50

And while we're at it, AS IF Nicole Scherzinger sits around stuffing Muller Fruit Corners down her throat all day.

MindyWiller Mon 04-Nov-13 22:15:51

I love the way Nicole says "balls" in that advert

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:25:41

Did Phoebe just call Fran Olivia?

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:27:34

Ooh, Phoebe is quite scarily unhinged...

deepfriedsage Mon 04-Nov-13 22:46:50

When is this supposed to be filmed?

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:53:37

I think this summer just gone

JaceyBee Mon 04-Nov-13 22:56:14

Wish they'd all stop with the 'slut'. Horrible word.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 22:57:28

I agree. Also hate how Jamie always tries to justify his disgusting behaviour.

ThunderbumsMum Mon 04-Nov-13 23:03:15

Loved the ending. And next week's episode looks good. How hilarious that Spencer threw a drink over Biscuits. Super lame.

JaceyBee Mon 04-Nov-13 23:07:34

They're all a fucking disgrace really aren't they?! Looks as though they're gonna implode next week. It actually makes me sad that 'friends' can have such dysfunctional relationships with each other and treat each other so shittily.

Hmm, think I'm taking it a bit seriously tonight!

BlatantRedhead Mon 04-Nov-13 23:08:39

Very amused at the clips of 'next time' at the end where Spencer vehemently insists "I am cool!" While his quiff jiggles in a distinctly UnCool manner...

deepfriedsage Mon 04-Nov-13 23:10:52

I was confused by the nice camping weather, I thought it was filmed a week ahead like TOWIE.

JustAnotherFucker Mon 04-Nov-13 23:12:00

I'm just watching tonights episode and have to say that Phoebe is just urgh.

FFS turning up in the middle of a night screams DESPERATE and TT went along for the ride but she is already a confirmed desperado imo.

notanyanymore Mon 04-Nov-13 23:16:49

I think wanting to be informed every time your friend and your ex have sex is incredibly creepy.
The jiggling quiff was hilarious though, especially when he was shouting at Jamie and pulling it about like a mad man.
you can tell its all fake, I can't imagine anyone choosing to have a 'relationship' ahem with Spenny envy <- puke face

notanyanymore Mon 04-Nov-13 23:20:13

Phoebe's very very odd.
The only one I like at all is Lucy (used to like Binky until I read an interview with her, and there's something about her facial expressions that's really off putting)

TT is just an abysmal human being. I cannot bear her she is horrendous. At least Phoebes funny.

Mark Francis, classic as always.

Loved the boys mocking biscuits, so on point.

I really don't understand these people. They are not my people. I would have battered phoebe by now, they're all very restrained and icy.

TheGhostOfMargaretPast Mon 04-Nov-13 23:32:01

I think they should have showed Spenny's psychiatrist observing him from a distance when he was pulling his hair out talking to Jamie.

Your confused deepfriedsage,in one brief shot of the camping trip it was a winters night with no leaves on the trees...then back to mid summer.

Why does Spencer keep doing this weird clutch of his floppy fringe top hair thingy.

It's making me very annoyed.

Also I think I could scare the shit out of Spencer so this hard man act is HILARIOUS.

"Then we're gonna have a serious problem!!!" LOL, like what, he might flick his hair and splash him with a drink again. Or even worse do his angry little frowny face. He makes my 6 year old look 'ard as nails.

UnknownGnome Mon 04-Nov-13 23:49:18

And why does Spencer feel he owns the rights to all the girls he's slept with? Lucy's a free agent. Can't she decide who she has a relationship with? Even if it is one of spenny's bois?

He's a that. I can't believe he's a real person.

UnknownGnome Mon 04-Nov-13 23:50:20

My phone's so polite. Of course i meant to refer to Spencer as a twat, not a that!

notanyanymore Tue 05-Nov-13 00:09:10

Ha! Just seen the willy pic blush

PrimalLass Tue 05-Nov-13 00:23:21

Naked Spencer is on Twitter. Look if you dare.


JaceyBee Tue 05-Nov-13 00:27:07

Hmm. Not bad. Still be a cold day in hell though!

slalomsuki Tue 05-Nov-13 07:14:34

Thought last nights episode was a hoot. Where I am a full fight would have broken out if a drink had been thrown rather than just bemusement.

Have been practising my eye rolling but it hurts!

mrscynical Tue 05-Nov-13 07:41:41

I loved Mark Francis' disbelief that a sleeping bag would come in it's own bag and the fact that he could not be friends with anyone who owned such an item!


fromparistoberlin Tue 05-Nov-13 08:41:25

finally have seen spencers penis thanks

I loved andy last night (bar his singing), and his nose is like my DS2
Spencer and jamie however, almost uncomfortable viewing yes its TV but he is a fucking sociopath

Tiff is minging and is butt clenchingly awful to watch, WHY

I really like lego-man and binky, I know it wont last but....

agree with the slut term useage, come on girls trim it

TheGhostOfMargaretPast Tue 05-Nov-13 09:12:26

Spencer looks better naked than clothed. I would still never go there.

noddyholder Tue 05-Nov-13 09:15:58

I think Binky and Alex will last! Spencer is deranged throwing drinks just awful. Lucy is a bit of a wreck really hard front but just crumbles when men are involved tragic Going off her as think she is unstable

sparklysilversequins Tue 05-Nov-13 10:22:58

Binky and Alex seem really settled together don't they? Sweet.

Spencer deserved a pop on the nose for throwing that drink at Jamie. When you consider how he pursued TT when she was with Jamie? shock Words fail me.

Stevie nooooooo! You are too good for Beaky Tiff.

I'm off Phobe again. She's such a spoilt little me, me, me Madam.

I'm actuality bored beyond endurance by Andy and TT I fast forward through their bits especially Andys cringey singing.

Proudlock is nothing more than a stirrer. He's always dropping little conversational bombs and sits back smirking waiting for the result. Quite funny actually.

I think Jamie and Lucy should get together and tell Spencer where to stick it. He clearly would have gone for her if Spencer wasn't through his considerable weight about.

Since when did Cheska become a mover and shaker in The Music Industry? hmm

Have you all seen Jamie's naked pic, also floating around twitter.

If not, for your viewing pleasure:


(Obviously NSFW/DC) It was posted by Tara.

Bluetone Tue 05-Nov-13 10:42:31

Looks like I joined this thread just at the right time! Jamie's dick looks false though?

I wish someone would remind Spencer he shagged Louise when Jamie was actually still with her. Can't believe how high and mighty he is and talking about Jamie's lack of morals, wtf?!

It's funny how right at the start I hated Andy and Lucy, now I really like them. They should get together just to piss everyone off. They had a couple of dates last series didn't they?

Mark Francis is hilarious. His total disgust st a sleeping bag was very funny. grin

Bluetone, DH and I said that we thought it looked like he was holding a dildo and maybe thats why he didn't seem to care it was posted.

I can imagine him posing for a pic thinking HA HA then everyone will think I have a massive knob as opposed to being one

Had quite a heated debate at work as some think its his.

Bluetone Tue 05-Nov-13 11:48:27

I think I need to have a closer look wink

ChaffinchOfDoom Tue 05-Nov-13 12:30:28

his balls seem too far away from his...trunk...er...don't they

words fail me too with spencer. he's been sweating his hair gel off think that's why he kept tugging his forelock in rage.
Jamie should just fuck him off now.

I too am from a town where 'men' don't douse each other in Campari. I suppose they don't punch in Chelsea so as not to wind up with a lawsuit from daddy's barrister

TT was a foolish fool going to the camp with crazy phoebe. Fran and Lucy make a nice bitchy pair!

also - I snurked when Rosie asked 'Little One' if she was OK meaning TT... and Phoebe answered her heh heh

JustAnotherFucker Tue 05-Nov-13 12:32:35

Hmm I'm undecided if its real or not, may have to do a full screen inspection grin

Spennys wasn't as big as I'd thought by the way he bangs on about his prowess.

BBQshapes Tue 05-Nov-13 12:38:08

Does anyone know where I can download Made in Chelsea? Can't watch on demand as have moved abroad. Am having major withdrawals and this thread is killing me!

Bluetone Tue 05-Nov-13 12:59:49

I thought that too chaffinch unless he's pulling his balls really hard. Which would also explain the colour of them/it. I'm spending far too much time thinking about this.

ScandinavianPrincess Tue 05-Nov-13 13:26:10

I am having the same prob as also live overseas BBQ. Someone used to upload it to youtube but the episodes keep being taken down due to copyright.

revolvenotevolve Tue 05-Nov-13 13:32:13

Just caught up - did anyone else hear Jamie call Spencer ""Puggy " at the end ?!?! I rewatched it with subtitles - for a minute Spencers face was laughing /horrified (probably at the thought of this nickname catching on..!!)

minibmw2010 Tue 05-Nov-13 13:50:47

Why does Phoebe keep going on with the 'ultimate betrayal' crap. She doesn't own a bloke she dated years ago ???!!!? Phoebe is such a nasty girl.

fromparistoberlin Tue 05-Nov-13 14:09:45

i loved the way andy has been dissing TT

she is soooo EA and he is not having any of it and think he looks like my DS2 but already said that

i liked the spencer penis photo, I cannot lie

hate the man, like his nob

BeyoncesMama Tue 05-Nov-13 22:28:31

Phoebe gets more and more awful every week! She's shocking.
Also had a little giggle when TT said, "do you think I want to be here?" to Andy in the forest.
Well... yes. Because you're here. Can see how he got that impression, dear.

Still18atheart Tue 05-Nov-13 23:29:16

Louise's look of disbelief when Phoebe was telling her about Fran's crocodile tears. I'm just imagining TTs tears then

Tiff reminds me of someone can't think who. Apart from that mad girl who was all over Hugo at a house party yonks ago.

HighBrows Wed 06-Nov-13 09:23:38

Jamie's penis just looks wrong, it looks angry! Spencer's is marginally better but still I wouldn't touch either of these 'men' with a barge pole!

How unhinged was Spencer? He is a sociopath and the pully thing with his hair was frankly scary.

I would like a partnership between Spencer and Phoebe, let the totally unhinged live happily ever after. (They would both have to be neutered so as their union could not produce any off spring...)

Andy's singing was good.
TT is a absolute mess, she will try and grind poor Andy down until he takes her back.
Lucy has cried maybe twice, TT never stops yet she looked smug.
Tiff is awful and Steve is nice, what is he thinking...?!

All in all it was a great episode, roll on next week! grin

ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 06-Nov-13 10:12:04

whose legs are those in the spenny-cock-shot? are they Stephanie's?

love all of the willie-based musings on this thread.

In the background of Jamie's shot <PMSL at ''angry'' looking cock BTW> you can see tara in the mirror d'oh!
he is such a little boy, wanging it round for praise.
If nothing else this shows the danger of mobile phones in the bedroom.

Kaluki Wed 06-Nov-13 13:22:23

Loving the willy shots!!! I bet Spencer's is riddled!!! Jamies is obviously fake.
I love Mark Francis and Victoria's little chats - they are hilarious.
Has Spencer conveniently forgotten how badly he treated Jamie when he was 'in love' with Louise, he literally stole her from under his nose. AND Lucy went out with Jamie first anyway so Spencer actually dated Jamies ex!
And that Tiff - she looks like a troll!!!

Twinklestein Wed 06-Nov-13 20:17:28

Spenny calling Jamie on his morals... hilarious...

PeanutPatty Thu 07-Nov-13 20:37:49

Trash tv at its finest!

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 07-Nov-13 21:18:57

I have just watched after a shit day and had tears rolling down my face at Mark Francis 'Sleeping Bag Bag'

Kaluki Thu 07-Nov-13 21:57:16

Mark Francis should have his own show!!

ChaffinchOfDoom Thu 07-Nov-13 22:15:40

he's on ITV2 now on the keith lemon thing

Kaluki Thu 07-Nov-13 22:30:13

Thanks for that - I've recorded it on +1!!!grin

ChaffinchOfDoom Fri 08-Nov-13 11:30:07
ChaffinchOfDoom Fri 08-Nov-13 11:34:36

I get the sense he likes using big words.... but he is a sweetheart.

sparklysilversequins Fri 08-Nov-13 11:48:55

Stevie and Tiff must NOT end up together - "Stiff" shock it can't happen.

ChaffinchOfDoom Fri 08-Nov-13 12:07:08

love how he mocks her laugh ' ''am I really that funny? I suppose I did say my pizza was big'' '

PeanutPatty Fri 08-Nov-13 14:10:56

I don't really see Stevie with Tiff. Strange looking creature.

MintyChops Sat 09-Nov-13 13:16:01

This week's Sabotage Times

qazxc Sun 10-Nov-13 13:35:22

AAAARRRRGGGGG Weezes cringy dancing is burned onto my retinas. Stop stalking andy woman!

vjg13 Sun 10-Nov-13 20:31:19

Eek, why did I click on the scary Jamie penis picture! shock will have nightmares!

ThunderbumsMum Mon 11-Nov-13 22:17:18

Wow, Spencer is something else. I bet that psychologist wishes those sessions with him were real, she could have a field day with his narcissism and sociopathology*

*i am not a psychologist, I don't know what I'm talking about. Spencer is a controlling dick though.

Twinklestein Mon 11-Nov-13 22:20:33

Ok I am actually going to have to punch him.

sparklysilversequins Mon 11-Nov-13 22:26:23

How I hate his smirky, evil face. Good for Louise telling him the truth about himself though.

sparklysilversequins Mon 11-Nov-13 22:31:52

He actually reminds me of my ex H (poor me!) with his total lack of insight and insistence that there is NOTHING wrong with his behaviour, it's everyone else that makes him like this, not that he's really done anything wrong anyway! Cheating is fine and the only problem with it is that YOU won't just STFU and get over it so we can all get back to normal.

It's crazy making behaviour and I can totally understand why TT was so screwed up by it.

deepfriedsage Mon 11-Nov-13 22:37:15

Why do people like Spenny have friends?

sparklysilversequins Mon 11-Nov-13 22:41:58

Because when he wants to he can be charming and funny. It's the same old thing if he was horrible all the time they would hate him but he's obviously not. I think they're all scared of him though.

Nice to Lou and Lu being friendly.

deepfriedsage Mon 11-Nov-13 23:06:43

Loving Lucy and Louise, Lucy I would go fucking mental.

Broodymomma Mon 11-Nov-13 23:06:51

Ohhhh tt and Lucy it was like the witches of eastwick love it!

lovelychops Tue 12-Nov-13 08:51:34

I want Louise and Lucy to mastermind Spencer's downfall!

How can anyone sleep with Spencer he is repulsive?

Why can't Louise's brother afford some new teeth?

ChaffinchOfDoom Tue 12-Nov-13 09:27:42

the dinner party was VDERY weird.
where did Spenny bugger off to with Alex Mytton?
Why did Stevie drop Jamie in it for doing Lucy again?

minibmw2010 Tue 12-Nov-13 12:46:38

Jamie gives terrible girl advice, poor Stevie ... How does Proudlock manage to stay on the outside of everything but friendly with all, very clever at not getting too involved

minibmw2010 Tue 12-Nov-13 12:47:42

Lucy's extensions are too long, and Louise's looks like she never washes it ..

minibmw2010 Tue 12-Nov-13 12:50:05

Why has NO-ONE pointed our what a fecking hypocrite Spencer is being with regards to Jamie? Wasn't Jamie there first with Louise and then Spencer went there?

minibmw2010 Tue 12-Nov-13 12:52:40

I have no idea why the men are friends with Spencer, Andy is only one to stand up to him.

lollilou Tue 12-Nov-13 14:03:12

Spencer is a giant arse and a bully.
Why didn't Binky warn Lucy about Jamie? He was horrible to her and messed her around too.
I hate Phoebe, but love her in the show.
I think Andy is the nicest boy/man.

squoosh Tue 12-Nov-13 17:19:37

I think Spencer despises women.

MarshaBrady Tue 12-Nov-13 17:20:59

He despises anyone who likes him for some reason. Jamie, women.

Anyone who then goes off him, is all of sudden under his control again.

Such in built aggression when he speaks.

And even blinking Proudlock is a suck up.

AlwaysOneMissing Tue 12-Nov-13 17:21:26

Watching it on catch up now.
Phoebe had a grin on her face to hear that Lucy was upset about her and Jamie! She is evil. But great to watch grin

Spencer is just so fucked up. I don't get why anyone is friends with him?! His friends don't even acknowledge his shitty behaviour!

Still18atheart Tue 12-Nov-13 17:46:03

That poor shrink! I bet she goes into the office thinking today is going to be great than she sees that Spenny is on the list. Having said that I agree with Spenny on the whole break up thing apart from the cheating part.

Pirate TinyTeeth's hair is starting to annoy me. i understood it the first time and put it down to a bad hair day but not anymore.

I was rooting for Stevie and Tiff we haven't had a fresh new low key for chelsea relationship for a while.
Still giggling over that " making music " text

noddyholder Tue 12-Nov-13 17:47:26

Who do we think Spencer slept with when he cheated on the US girl? I think Louise shock

minibmw2010 Tue 12-Nov-13 17:50:38

I thought so but the fact she asked him and then told Steph makes me think it's not her or a 'character'

noddyholder Tue 12-Nov-13 17:54:40

Its def her or Lucy surely

Twinklestein Tue 12-Nov-13 19:07:30

Lucy's got too much pride. TT has none but Spenny would not have been able to keep that in...

AlwaysOneMissing Tue 12-Nov-13 21:13:59

I don't think it was cast member Spenny slept with either. I am praying Louise doesn't go back there. Car crash TV though if she does!

ChaffinchOfDoom Tue 12-Nov-13 21:15:07

andy seems to have a mystery sloan-y blonde in the next ep..

MarshaBrady Tue 12-Nov-13 21:16:46

There was a hilarious shot of two guys at the party, with big laughs on their faces. Not sure if they had been in it before.

sparklysilversequins Tue 12-Nov-13 21:19:04

Did you see the preview where TT gives Blondie a shove? I can't wait for next week! grin

Twinklestein Tue 12-Nov-13 22:44:48

Also Louise didn't seem to know for sure he had cheated when she asked him...

I don't want Linky to break up sad

BeyoncesMama Tue 12-Nov-13 23:28:51

Good grief, Spencer's behaviour is getting more psychotic every week! Got shivers down my spine when he growled 'freeeee'

Kind of love lucy and TT as friends, but probably won't last long.
Didn't like the preview for next week, I'll cry if lucy and binky fall out!

noddyholder Tue 12-Nov-13 23:42:10

Thought when Lucy asked her Were you exclusive and she said yes Lucy looked surprised. I still think/hope it's one of them.

Still18atheart Wed 13-Nov-13 00:05:32

weren't the two chaps with the cheesey grins at the part Miffy and Muffy or whatever their names are.

Kaluki Wed 13-Nov-13 10:22:43

Oh it really annoyed me this week.
Why on earth didn't Louise deny to Andy that she still had feelings for Spencer? Why is he allowed to manipulate everyone and why don't they all see him for what he is???
Phoebe is great isn't she? I loved her having a go at Fran for ratting on her to Jamie and then falling all over Alex in front of Binky.
And Mark Francis and his live in seamstress - hilarious!!!

MarshaBrady Wed 13-Nov-13 10:23:28

Yep I think so Still.

slalomsuki Wed 13-Nov-13 10:53:46

Great episode. Funny TT and Lucy as friends and seem to have forgotten the cat calling and competition.

Liked the dinner party but not Spencer and his attitude. Lots of hair pulling and loosing it. Think Binky and Lego man look good together and sweet. He is coming across as quite stable.

slalomsuki Wed 13-Nov-13 10:55:04

Was it just me that thought that the therapist was a bit flirty with spencer what with all that hair playing with and twiddling with?

Was she the one he spent the night with?

noddyholder Wed 13-Nov-13 11:04:14


ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 13-Nov-13 13:50:44

slalomsuki I agree, her fiddly body language is terrible, she should be centred, still and listening, not fiddling with hair / necklace coquettishly. maybe she's hyper-sensitive of the cameras. wonder how much 30mins with her costs? did you check out the size and opulence of her room!

MarshaBrady Wed 13-Nov-13 13:53:57

Wonder if she's real or a bring in actress.

squoosh Wed 13-Nov-13 13:58:18

I just assumed she was an actress, surely a real therapist wouldn't choose to appear on MIC. Also, Spenny wouldn't be the best advertisement for your services would he?!

'Meet Spencer, when I first met him he was a cheating, aggressive, controlling bastard. Now after 20 sessions he's.......ummm, still the same'.

MarshaBrady Wed 13-Nov-13 13:58:56

Me too. And she doesn't actually say much. Just the odd question and then sits there, twiddling.

Twinklestein Wed 13-Nov-13 14:06:53

I assumed she was an actress because she was so self-conscious, or a TV shrink a la Big Brother, but she does appear to be a trained psychotherapist (I googled blush)

She is also a novelist... hmm

Some of her points are quite good, when Spenny said that the word love was used so lightly nowadays, people go to a hotel in the South of France & talk about love when they've only just met (forgive my paraphrasing0... and she asked "Is that you..?"

He said "What???"

MarshaBrady Wed 13-Nov-13 14:07:59

No way! How funny.

ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 13-Nov-13 14:15:01

what is her name? I tried to google her, couldn't work out which Chelsea practice she worked for

noddyholder Wed 13-Nov-13 14:21:03

She is in Harley ST

ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 13-Nov-13 14:45:06

lord I must be a crap googler as there are about 50 psychotherapy places on Harley st... can you PM me her name? pleeeeease?

Twinklestein Wed 13-Nov-13 14:47:07

Talitha Stevenson

Twinklestein Wed 13-Nov-13 14:48:01

I think her practice is Kensington not Harley Street.

ChaffinchOfDoom Wed 13-Nov-13 14:49:04

thank you!
wow so she's a media savvy journo & psychotherapist. feisty combination....

noddyholder Wed 13-Nov-13 17:51:54

They always show the harley st street sign before their little bit so I just assumed it was there sorry!

slalomsuki Mon 18-Nov-13 19:59:10

Any thoughts on tonight's episode?

PoppyInTheFog Mon 18-Nov-13 20:07:46

It looks like there will be a lot of focus on Louise.

slalomsuki Mon 18-Nov-13 22:12:43

Looks like mifty and mufty have had their lines cut.

Twirly hair therapist again though.

deepfriedsage Mon 18-Nov-13 22:16:15

She seemed to look at her reflection then adjust her hair. Binky and her mum.

deepfriedsage Mon 18-Nov-13 22:33:03

Was it Liam from 1D Louise "hooked up with" And is talking about?

sparklysilversequins Mon 18-Nov-13 22:57:14

MIC compulsory greeting:-


I think I might start doing that in RL whenever I see one of my mates in Asda smile.

deepfriedsage Mon 18-Nov-13 23:04:27

Don't forget the double kiss.

WrenNatsworthy Mon 18-Nov-13 23:38:50

Someone please introduce these young women to feminism. Jeez.

sparklysilversequins Mon 18-Nov-13 23:46:30

shock At that awful garment Phoebe is wearing at Rosie's jewellery party. Sometimes I think she wears some of the clothes she does for a bet!

crazyspaniel Mon 18-Nov-13 23:53:54

Is it just me, or does Phoebe look like a younger, sulkier version of Katie Hopkins?

SashaOfSiberia Mon 18-Nov-13 23:56:38

Some of them are so posh, I cannot understand what they're saying. I've started watching it with subtitles on!

Also Cheska and her boobs, obviously Ollie was the one not letting her out the house looking like that.

Andy and Stevie are hilarious, I think they're two geeks who some how got a bit lucky in the life department. Watching Andy explain to Lucy who that girl was made me laugh so much.

sparklysilversequins Mon 18-Nov-13 23:59:37

Why won't Cheska wear a bra? Does she not realise how awful it looks?

ConfusedMummy1 Tue 19-Nov-13 00:09:54

That's it! Spencer is going to sleep with Louise again!

sparklysilversequins Tue 19-Nov-13 00:12:19

Oh Andy you Double Standard PIG! I really don't like you now after you shamed Louise like that angry.

Dumpylump Tue 19-Nov-13 09:33:59

deepfriedsage according to some other Internet sites, it was Niall from 1D.....no idea if it's true or not, but that's the rumour!

Twinklestein Tue 19-Nov-13 11:02:35

There was a story in the papers at the time that Niall had spent the night with Louise: Link

And now it appears she's sleepwalking back into Spencer's bed.

Dear God, this is borderline too train-wreck to be enjoyable.

HighBrows Tue 19-Nov-13 11:03:37

I was very uncomfortable last night watching, it was a very exploitive episode. Louise, Spencer, Andy triangle is hard to watch. Lucy and Binky almost fell out, Binky has so much integrity and class. Jamie is awful, I'd be ashamed if my kids behaved like him.

I wish there wasn't so much awful Shit and it was a funnier show, like Steve being taught go tide a bike by Francis. Mark Francis being affected, that's funny but the rest is very exploitive and it makes me uncomfortable.

HighBrows Tue 19-Nov-13 11:04:57

Phoebeis beyond awful, I'd hate to have been responsible for rearing her.