Real Housewives of Beverley Hills?

(544 Posts)
grants1000 Sun 08-Sep-13 00:36:44

When is the new series on? This kept me sane in the Summer hols. It's just dropped off the ITV2 schedule. Noooooooooo.

Buzzardbird Sun 08-Sep-13 00:43:30

There is a housewives of Vancouver starting on Monday (which is new to UK, bh is a repeat) also check bio for housewives of Miami (also repeat but great if you've not seen before)

Crutchlow35 Sun 08-Sep-13 18:23:44

I am new to it and have been addicted to BH. Vancouver and New York would appear to be on Monday. I am too scared to series link as I have no time to catch up!

moondog Sun 08-Sep-13 18:24:18

Are they real people or is it acted?

DuchessFanny Sun 08-Sep-13 18:26:10

I am bereft it's finished ( because I'm tragic !)
Also addicted to RH of Atlanta and Orange County ... The ones that start tomorrow are they from-the-beginning ?

valiumredhead Sun 08-Sep-13 18:30:25

Vancouver is starting on Monday!grin

Crutchlow35 Sun 08-Sep-13 18:33:57

Real moondog.

MrsCampbellBlack Sun 08-Sep-13 18:35:14

Oh no - I was so hoping series 3 was going to start this week and evil kyle and Adrienne would get their comeuppance from Lisa.

moondog Sun 08-Sep-13 18:36:07

They are astoundingly vacuous.

Crutchlow35 Sun 08-Sep-13 18:39:33

I despise Kyle. She is such a bitch and adrienne is not much better. I love brandi though! And Lisa, darling.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 08-Sep-13 18:41:55

I'm gutted there are no more on , it's my fave housewives .

Noodlethecat Sun 08-Sep-13 18:53:21

I have heard that there will be a London one.

Kinect Sun 08-Sep-13 20:00:29

Vancouver shock

Out of interest, why is Adrienne a bitch? I thought she was quite nice, what am I missing confused

valiumredhead Sun 08-Sep-13 20:19:51

I'm surprised there hasn't been one so far.

Buzzardbird Sun 08-Sep-13 20:34:50

We miss our old ones don't we valium? You remember our new York thread? Its all repeats now so looking forward to Vancouver and at least its a city I know a little smile

MrsDoomsPatterson Sun 08-Sep-13 20:37:39

I want my name to be Lisa Vanderpump.

MrsDoomsPatterson Sun 08-Sep-13 20:38:18

Are you going to be in it, Noodlecat?!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 08-Sep-13 21:25:30

I loved the NY thread - hope we get to see the new season soon.
I want to be Giggy.

DuchessFanny Sun 08-Sep-13 21:46:42

Oh good ! I thought it was just me who thought Kyle was evil ! Hated her bullying and manipulating !!

Love Brandi she cracks me up ! Love Lisa ! Don't mind Adrienne, think someone has been telling her porkies and shit stirring a bit ...

What does everyone think of Camille ? I hated her in season one but quite like her now -- or am I being sucked in ??

commuterbelt Sun 08-Sep-13 21:49:57

the itv series is really old, i wish they would catch up. kyle and kim were both disney actors in the 70s, if you google them you would probably recognise them if you are a certain age grin

love lisa vanderpump she's my fav, her daughter is bit annoyingly girly though, lots of diamonds mummy grin

was shocked to find out that russel had committed suicide though, it wasn't really dealt with very sensitively was it.

thenightsky Sun 08-Sep-13 22:12:05

God, I love them all.



Kaluki Sun 08-Sep-13 22:26:02

I like Adrienne. Can't stand Taylor though it is sad about her husband.
I love that Kim is clearly some sort of addict and always off her face yet nobody mentions it!!
Lisa and Ken are truly awful but I can't help liking them a bit grin

valiumredhead Sun 08-Sep-13 22:28:07

Ken looks like my dad. Every time it's on my ds says 'oh look grandad'grin

Buzzardbird Mon 09-Sep-13 04:39:38

Watch out Brandi wants to sleep with your dad!

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 07:18:43

He'd be delightedhmm grin

MrsCampbellBlack Mon 09-Sep-13 09:48:56

Adrienne is vile. She listens way too much to her cook and has stirred a lot with Lisa. She also talks over people in a very irritating way. And she gets worse, much worse.

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 11:14:32

I agree, and very disloyal to Lisaangry

Adrienne and Paul are divorced now, we need the new series!

yes new series please! I am suffering from post series depression. I am unbelievably excited that there is a new series today. desperately hoping that I can find it to sky plus as i'm at work.

The only series I haven't really liked was the oc ones. favourites are new York, new jersey and Beverley hills.

Buzzardbird Mon 09-Sep-13 16:30:41

Tamra has got married, we need some new series. They keep churning out repeats of the old ones.

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 16:39:29

Taylor is engaged to a lawyer!

spanky2 Mon 09-Sep-13 20:41:13

Her engagement ring is in the shape of a fleur de lys . It is 2.5 carat .blush

bluebump Mon 09-Sep-13 21:14:21

I got sucked into this series again this summer despite having seen most of the episodes already!

grants1000 Mon 09-Sep-13 21:19:19

I love Lisa and her British humour which the yanks don't get.

Camille is very plastic looking!

Capitola Mon 09-Sep-13 21:26:56

I like Lisa too, and Ken, her husband. She has become a big celeb in the US with her own spin off show, and she was a contestant on their version of Strictly.

I really dislike Adrienne - a real phoney imo.

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 21:31:13

Spanky-top research!grin

Karbea Mon 09-Sep-13 21:48:52

I love this! Does anyone know when the new series starts, I watched the Vancouver one tody, seemed pretty good smile

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 22:53:25

New one sends promising! No way is that model 30! Liar liar pants on firegrin

valiumredhead Mon 09-Sep-13 22:53:40


archibald1 Mon 09-Sep-13 23:51:46

Hi ya, This is kinda random but I did an unofficial aftershow for The Housewives of Vancouver. The housewives we're so green when it started, it was not acted (i know, i couldn't believe it either) I had all the housewives behind me, except for Jodi she fully blocked me on all social media. Christina went rogue and was on my last episode for the season.

you can watch the aftershows in conjunction with the actual shows. We had soooo much fun making them.

I was wondering why I was getting random messages on my facebook page.

go ITV2!

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 06:35:04


DuchessFanny Tue 10-Sep-13 08:22:58

Paul & Adrienne are divorced ? Lisa has a spin off ? Taylor is engaged ? GAH !! I neeeed a new series !!

Buzzardbird Tue 10-Sep-13 10:28:42

What the?

Buzzardbird Tue 10-Sep-13 10:29:19

Yes Valium she is about as near to 30 as I am grin

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 10:35:00

The wrong side of 30 so 39 really at the youngest grin

grants1000 Tue 10-Sep-13 13:37:02

One has got a chip monk face, overfill in her cheeks!

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 13:39:06

Oh yes, she's over done the cheek fillers! Pillow facegrin

She is Sooo not 30! Ha ha ha!

They all have ha way too much Botox too

Buzzardbird Tue 10-Sep-13 13:46:04

Blimey, had just been watching some OC clips on YouTube...the freaky Hallmark verse guy that Vicki is with admitting that he hits women and told
his son-in-law that he should hit Vicki's daughter to "pull her into line"! shock

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 14:52:00

That must be new series, not seen any of that. Brook is horrible and Vick is so needy. Urgh @all the cards he sends.

They have split up now.

Capitola Tue 10-Sep-13 21:08:02

Buzzard - I have watched that season. Ryan, Vicki's SIL, exposes himself as an aggressive bully. But his wife Brianna, who I previously respected, stands by him. I think she is the product of her upbringing.

I watched 2 Vancouver episodes today. They all seem to have had a lot of procedures!

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 21:11:58

Any of you lot watch dance moms? It's on now on bio, I've started a thread. Proper crap Tellygrin

Buzzardbird Tue 10-Sep-13 21:13:12

Oh, are you in the US Capitola? I thought Brianna had her head screwed on the way she confronted that weird guy? sad

Buzzardbird Tue 10-Sep-13 21:14:52

No Valium Dh watching the football sad

clam Tue 10-Sep-13 21:18:12

Anyone else read at the weekend about one of Kim's (adult) children being sectioned? Was found naked in the street, incoherently rambling. They're not saying whether it was male/female. My money's on her son, however.

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 21:19:45

Yes I read about Kim's childsad

Capitola Tue 10-Sep-13 21:22:30

No Buzzard - although we do spend a fair bit of time there each year - hence RH addiction. I tend to watch a few episodes of the latest series in the US and the get drawn in and watch the rest on the internet here.

Yes, Brianna was great in her confrontation with Brooks, the weird boyf of her mother. But I was shocked by her dismissal of her own husband's awful, aggressive reaction to Lydia's mum putting her feet on the sofa at Vicki's party. He was just awful and I gather he has a history of DV.

At the reunion show she just refused to talk about it, despite the fact he was so plainly in the wrong.

valiumredhead Tue 10-Sep-13 21:47:10

I have a relative who lives just up the rd from capitolagrin

Capitola Wed 11-Sep-13 07:05:54

One of my favourite places - hence my name grin

Lighthousekeeping Wed 11-Sep-13 07:08:50

Any news on season three yet?

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 07:13:20

It's beautiful theresmile

grants1000 Wed 11-Sep-13 09:33:53

Getting into the Vancover one, I quite often pause it to look at the city when they do those shots, it's very interesting to have a look at the city and surrounding areas.

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 09:46:25

Yes Vancouver looks amazing! I'm just watching the one from yesterday, that woman is deluded thinking she can pass for 30confused

spanky2 Wed 11-Sep-13 12:09:34

I have been watching New York wives and I am strangely fascinated with Alex and Simon . They are really different people . It is like how people watch animal documentaries about animals . They spend all that money on clothes yet their house is a shit hole. Also that story about Simon ejaculating on Alex's back when she gave birth . That is so weird .

Buzzardbird Wed 11-Sep-13 13:50:25

A great number of my family live in and around Vancouver, I haven't been over for 25yrs and it is lovely to see it all again. Amazing city.
Oooh Alex and Simon, there's a blast from the past. They were sacked unfortunately so no chance of seeing them again in any upcoming series sad
The cringefest we used to have on here about Simon and his leather trousers grin

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 13:54:41

I don't think he came on her backgrin

Have you seen the naked photos of Alex?shock

They have their own parenting series now can you imagine?!

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 13:55:18

Apparently he just came in his pants. Urgh!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 11-Sep-13 15:10:13

They most definitely never lived in a shit hole. The program lost something after they left IMO

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 15:15:31

No that house was megga money. The other housewives always made a big deal about visiting as it was 'soooo far away'-it is only 5 mins away over a bridgegrin

I think they were horrified that they lived there while it was being done up.

Karbea Wed 11-Sep-13 16:20:21

Why were they sacked?

Karbea Wed 11-Sep-13 16:24:33

Ok, just read Perez Hilton explaining the birth pool 'incident'.

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 16:26:42

Oh go on, what did he say?grin

Karbea Wed 11-Sep-13 16:47:42

Lets just say whilst Alex was giving birth, Simon got rather excited.

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 17:47:51

I thought you had extra details,I knew that alreadygrin

God, how revolting envy vom face!

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 18:07:46

Just watching with ds and he said blonde woman is 43grin

Buzzardbird Wed 11-Sep-13 19:25:47

Wow Jody is a class a cow! shock

valiumredhead Wed 11-Sep-13 19:58:18

Oh I quite like Jody

Buzzardbird Fri 13-Sep-13 13:45:25

Wow, she is vicious, but then she is probably just making sure she gets a second series. <cynical>

Am watching New York episode and had to come on here to express my absolute repulsion at Simon. The word c*nt is too good for him.

Everything about him is just super yuck!!

He does remind me a little (lot!!) of my BIL who I don't really like very much. The attitude of superiority (misplaced!!) is sooo much like him. Thank god SIL is not like Alex or I would most certainly refuse to see them.

Jody would get a slap from me too and Ronnie WTF is going on with her face???

Cristina and Reiko are not in series 2!!

TrueStory Fri 13-Sep-13 16:51:55

The one who is "30" grin, forget her name, but she took half her kit off for some drunken photos.

I think she is beautiful though. Real filmstar quality - think Catherine Deneauve/Brigette Bardot.

Makes everyone who stands next to her truly plain by comparison.

valiumredhead Fri 13-Sep-13 17:15:07

Jody's daughter is a spoilt madam isn't she?shock lots of fireworks between those two.

Karbea Fri 13-Sep-13 17:17:17

Anyone watching now?

valiumredhead Fri 13-Sep-13 18:34:08

Drunken 30 woman is beautiful I agree but really needs to sort her unflattering hair colour out, it's too harsh for her skin.

valiumredhead Fri 13-Sep-13 18:34:25

I'm watching nowgrin

mrsjay Sat 14-Sep-13 10:18:30

Does anybody know when OC starts DD got me into them and after BH I want to see OC I have missed them all

Lighthousekeeping Sat 14-Sep-13 15:15:36

Righty. I've just landed. How do I watch Vancouver from the beginning?

ThePuffyShirt Sat 14-Sep-13 15:27:50

You might be able to see it on ITV player, otherwise on the internet.

Lighthousekeeping Sat 14-Sep-13 20:30:55

Damn it's not on the player!

valiumredhead Sat 14-Sep-13 20:44:31

You tube?

valiumredhead Tue 17-Sep-13 17:05:47

Anyway for a glass of rehab?grin

valiumredhead Tue 17-Sep-13 17:16:15

Oh yuck, Christina fawning all over her datehmm

TeaAddict235 Tue 17-Sep-13 17:23:42

Jody is a nasty piece of work. Who cares if she is Jewish or not? It's not a big deal, plus she is not a good representative of the community anyway. Why was she bullying Christina at that hotel suite? Why do they hate Mary? Why is reiko such a bloody man? Arrrrg, bring back RHBH anyday.

valiumredhead Tue 17-Sep-13 17:49:14

Jody is great tellygrin

valiumredhead Tue 17-Sep-13 17:50:27

Jody's dd is even worseshock

vjg13 Tue 17-Sep-13 21:23:42

Jody and Mia are just nasty. Ronnie looks quite ill and seems to have alcohol issues. I quite like Christina and Mary. Reiko just sits on the fence.

grants1000 Tue 17-Sep-13 22:33:28

They all have such nice bodies, bar the fake boobies, how?

vjg13 Wed 18-Sep-13 08:29:47

I think Reiko works very hard at it, Ronnie has a gym and tennis court, Christina is young and not sure with the others!

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 16:30:34

Special?hmm Oh Lord.

I'm presuming you're all watchinggrin

reggiebean Wed 18-Sep-13 16:33:29

I can't stand Jody's voice... I don't understand why she has to speak like that!!

I think Christina is my favourite, but bollocks is she 30.

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 16:36:43

Wrt their bodies-plastic surgery and lots of dieting and work outs! I'm sure the reason they get so pissed is because they don't eat much and it goes straight to their heads!

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 16:42:05

Reiko and Jodyshock

reggiebean Wed 18-Sep-13 16:48:19

Reiko has a daughter named, "Alize"?! As in, the liquor?! Love it grin

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 16:50:36

Can we do a hair intervention for Christina please? It's so dated and she's so beautiful!

reggiebean Wed 18-Sep-13 17:02:26

Agreed. You'd think one of her boyfriends could take her to get it done properly?!

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 18:36:05

She looks much older when it's all back combed and bouffant.

vjg13 Wed 18-Sep-13 19:40:49

I think the colour is just too brassy <meeyow!>

valiumredhead Wed 18-Sep-13 21:11:13

It's a dreadful blonde and I'm surprised with all her access to really good stylists that it's quite so bad. When she was on the beach and it wasn't styled and looked darker it knocked years off her which meant she looked 39 instead of 45 <meow>

reggiebean Wed 18-Sep-13 21:15:18

Yes, completely agree!

reggiebean Thu 19-Sep-13 07:31:13
valiumredhead Thu 19-Sep-13 07:38:31

Ooooo when's it on??shock grin

Lighthousekeeping Thu 19-Sep-13 10:30:24

Are you sure we've seen season 3 yet?

HormonalHousewife Thu 19-Sep-13 10:52:23

Ha Ha I knew there must be a thread on here with these vancouver women.

They are truly vile arent they ?

Lighthousekeeping Thu 19-Sep-13 11:03:20

I'm watching them for the first time today. They aren't as fashionable are they?

Lighthousekeeping Thu 19-Sep-13 11:07:19

And why is the plastic surgery so bad in Canada? Can't they just go over the border?

vjg13 Thu 19-Sep-13 11:15:13

It's a great advert for Vancouver isn't it, it looks a beautiful city.

reggiebean Thu 19-Sep-13 11:20:16

Don't think Season 3 has aired here yet, but I've watched it online already and plan on doing the same with this one as soon as it's out! grin

Lighthousekeeping Thu 19-Sep-13 11:26:52

They've cancelled Vancouver I think?

What part of Mexico are they in? Looks amazing.

reggiebean Thu 19-Sep-13 12:00:37

I wouldn't be surprised if they did. They never aired it in the US I don't think, and I can't imagine there's a huge following in Canada. I'd assume they were in Cancun/Yucatan Peninsula since that woman was talking about the Mayan ritual, but not positive!

vjg13 It is absolutely gorgeous! Who is it who has that tennis court and four houses facing the water?! Ronnie I think? Looks absolutely amazing...

TeaAddict235 Thu 19-Sep-13 14:04:11

I agree, Christina is by no means 30! Wow! I must look like a teenager by comparison. But she is very pretty. Her accent is sometimes British, did we send her over there?

True, these ladies are by no means classy: drinking wine from a paper bag from the back of a Cadillac, wearing house slippers to a cafe (my local tescos banned all home gear long ago), not wearing a bra at a fashion show..... The list goes on.

TeaAddict235 Thu 19-Sep-13 14:10:58

Thanks reggiebean, that link provided a nice distraction from my work. When's the new series on for RHBH? I'm gonna miss Adrienne and that psycho Taylor.

reggiebean Thu 19-Sep-13 14:13:46

TeaAddict I had to google her accent. Apparently she had a speech impediment, and the way she was trained to speak around the impediment made her sound a bit British sometimes?

No idea when the new season starts... Probably November?

Buzzardbird Thu 19-Sep-13 16:20:14

Ronnie's lips make me feel uncomfortable, they look like they're going to burst!

reggiebean Thu 19-Sep-13 17:10:20

Who are these people that sue their friends?! It happened on Beverly Hills as well!! Am just shock that people can't handle things like adults and have to rely on their lawyers to stick up for them!!

vjg13 Thu 19-Sep-13 19:21:27

Ronnie's lips look a bit inside out!

grants1000 Fri 20-Sep-13 00:02:33

Jodie and her daughter are vile confused

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 20-Sep-13 11:44:22

I'm so surprised at how plastic all the Vancouver women are in comparison to the BH ones. Jodie is horrible.

Buzzardbird Fri 20-Sep-13 12:01:10

I can't help thinking that Jody thinks she is SJP (not the MN one)

reggiebean Fri 20-Sep-13 12:02:35

It's her voice I hate the most. It sounds so fake and put on, she's just terrible...

valiumredhead Fri 20-Sep-13 13:27:33

Mia is a shining example of the fact you can be very beautiful but if you have a nasty personality it shines through. She has such a nasty sneer.

Mia and Christina-so who thinks at some point they had a 'thing?' Very flirty conversation in the bar!shock

Buzzardbird Fri 20-Sep-13 13:28:30

Oh yes, they so did. Mia totally ignored her the next day.

vjg13 Fri 20-Sep-13 14:56:19

Jody's character seems very contrived and she's probably been cast as the 'bitch' by the producers.

I soooo need to catch up. Mind boggles at a Mia/Christina mash up!

Just watched the school run episode. Lol at Reiko's hard working mom schtick. Ha!

reggiebean Fri 20-Sep-13 16:21:45


OH MY GOD, they DID hook up!!! grin grin grin

valiumredhead Fri 20-Sep-13 18:31:11

They so did!shock shock shock shock shock shock shock

Oh my god !!!!! Am gripped. I thought it would all blow over but this is out and out daggers at dawn.

Watching the season finale of Vancouver - it's amazing!! Unbelievable! Loving. It.

Jody and Mia are such mean girls

valiumredhead Wed 25-Sep-13 18:25:25

It was like a pantogrin shock grin

Series 2 next Monday, woo hooo!

vjg13 Wed 25-Sep-13 18:30:12

So pleased that season 2 starts <very sad person emoticon>!

Buzzardbird Wed 25-Sep-13 19:34:41

About time we had a juicy one to get our teeth into. They have been so lame recently. We love the mean girls grin

Totally panto

TeaAddict235 Thu 26-Sep-13 13:40:46

The Vancouver ladies are so trashy, sure that there's more class down Peckham high street on a saturday at noon. Ronnie is such a two face, she had to wait until something big like an allegation of cheating before she said something to Jody. Why didn't Reiko say something earlier? Mary's arguments are so weak, back up your fight with examples and a stronger voice. (even though she is really beautiful).

Still can't get Christina's accent, is she British??

TeaAddict235 Thu 26-Sep-13 13:46:05

Opps reggieBean, just read your last post. She had a speech impediment, in which case I take back all of my comments about Christina's accents.

Mia is gorge and we're the same age! Although DH says that they wouldn't look that way if they had everyday jobs and had to commute for 1hour each way. I.e. my haggardness is accounted for! love it!

valiumredhead Thu 26-Sep-13 13:54:00

I don't think Mia is gorgeous at all, her ugly personality really shines through. I don't think I've ever seen it so clearly on someone who could be stunningly beautiful.

I don't think Mia is that pretty - her features too big and out of proportion. She has a good figure, TBF.

Mary is the most attractive - and least overblown. I do like Christina - she is obviously just doing it to raise her profile and doesn't give a shit about the whole thing (once she got over the initial Jody attack thing).

vjg13 Thu 26-Sep-13 15:41:29

I don't think Mia is attractive even before she opens her mouth! Just loads of make up and a good figure! I think Christina sounds South African sometimes.

MrsBucketxx Thu 26-Sep-13 16:24:39

Mia just looks like lady ga ga to me. Or is it just me.

And why is she with her mom alllll the time??? Od character.

vjg13 Thu 26-Sep-13 16:33:41

She does!!

valiumredhead Thu 26-Sep-13 16:47:56

Ooo Andy's changed!

valiumredhead Thu 26-Sep-13 16:57:10

Christina's had some work done, her eyes?

valiumredhead Thu 26-Sep-13 17:04:02

Reiko's hair colour is vile today, why aren't these women seeing good hairdressers with all their money?confused

valiumredhead Thu 26-Sep-13 17:25:25

Oh God, Ronnie is evil!shock

Buzzardbird Thu 26-Sep-13 18:19:36

sad I like Andy. Agree about Reiko's hair...why do they all try so hard to be blonde?
How Mary didn't knock that smirk off Jody's face I do not know.

valiumredhead Fri 27-Sep-13 19:24:41

Any one watching tonight? Omg the whole Remmie story? And Mia's botched boob job.shock

ZebraZeebra Fri 27-Sep-13 20:04:36

Ronnie is so awful. All that really badly acted "I'll NEVER speak to you again JODY!" and then all pally again.

Jody is sorta like Cruella de Ville. With a really bad transatlantic accent. I've never got to the bottom of why Mia calls her Jody and not mum?

I secretly really love I-don't-give-a-fuck Christina.

grants1000 Fri 27-Sep-13 20:05:27

Yes I'd love to be more Cristina!

ZebraZeebra Fri 27-Sep-13 20:10:29

Vancouver is like the early days of New Jersey with crazy Danielle. Anyone remember her? Totally bat shit crazy.

I do really love Vancouver. I started a thread but Valiumredhead hailed me over here. So glad to see you all dissecting it!

BH - there was season three shown last winter. It was after Taylor's husband committed suicide. So now season 4 is ready?

valiumredhead Fri 27-Sep-13 20:20:17

Oh yes Danielle,I remember her. Do NOT google images of her unless you want to spend the evening blessing your eyes. pics of her spread eagled

valiumredhead Fri 27-Sep-13 20:20:33


ZebraZeebra Fri 27-Sep-13 20:32:03

It burns! IT BURNS!

No, it's OK. I don't remember her surname. safe

Ujjayi Fri 27-Sep-13 21:16:09

I reckon Mia calls her Jody rather than mum because Jody has insisted that she does. Didn't Jody say that they are often mistaken for sisters?!

They are both utterly vile. I'd like to know why she sucks up to Ronnie though. She seems very eager to please her.

Ujjayi Fri 27-Sep-13 21:24:05

Caught telling more lies

And I thought it was very attention seeking of Jody to talk about Mia's infection after Ronnie's talk about her daughter Remington almost dying.

valiumredhead Fri 27-Sep-13 21:27:04

Mia can't spell in her tweethmm

Good find, well donegrin

ZebraZeebra Fri 27-Sep-13 21:54:50

Nice find Ujjayi!!

grants1000 Sat 28-Sep-13 10:37:27

They are just repulsive. The whole Hermes thing, she would not even admit it, second hand/vintage, same thing.

Jodie and Mia have done more themselves to damage their business than all the other housewives put together, but just being themselves!

Buzzardbird Sun 29-Sep-13 11:44:57

I thought it was an infection after a nose job that mia had?

valiumredhead Sun 29-Sep-13 12:07:27

Boob jobsmile

vjg13 Mon 30-Sep-13 20:32:47

Really like Mia's new nose!

valiumredhead Mon 30-Sep-13 20:38:17

I was sure she said boob job on the reunion showconfused

Yes it's lovely anyway!grin

Buzzardbird Mon 30-Sep-13 21:09:42

I thought I heard her say rhinoplasty on the reunion and when you were all talking about boobs I thought I had drunk too much wine grin

LAlady Mon 30-Sep-13 23:28:19

New series of Vancouver started today. No Reiko or Christina. New ladies in the mix.

Although Jody and Mia (probably the most vile housewife and daughter ever!) are still in it.

Buzzardbird Mon 30-Sep-13 23:45:18

Christina was a good character and I think the Texan is going to be good.

vjg13 Tue 01-Oct-13 07:03:12

I think the Texan looks very confrontational and so will be good, an anti-Jody! Shame Christina isn't back. I'm warming to Ronnie, probably because I have a child with special needs.

TeaAddict235 Tue 01-Oct-13 16:59:08

Yeah, the Texan has a fire in her spirit (although I thought that she was a bit harsh about alcholism).
Ronnie is so two faced. Mary was my favorite until I heard her barking at her housekeeper about which top to wear?!

Totally miss Christina.

valiumredhead Tue 01-Oct-13 19:51:17

God poor Remmy with her mother at get shoulder every time she eats. I'm not medical but if you actually stopped breathing for 21 minutes you would be dead, right?confused I do get that it would seem like eternity but still.

valiumredhead Tue 01-Oct-13 19:51:29

Her not get

grants1000 Tue 01-Oct-13 20:50:18

Was sooooo hard to tell who was 'in drag' at who wasn't amongst the housewives at gay pride week!

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 02-Oct-13 14:11:16

It's weird how addictive these programmes are, I swore I wouldn't be able to watch the latest but sure enough I'm drawn in.

One thing I noticed in the last series was Christina had a date from a man who was on the Millionaire Matchmaker.

I love Mias new nose, I would love a nose job

valiumredhead Wed 02-Oct-13 14:18:34

Lesley from Big Rich Texas was on millionaire match maker too!

valiumredhead Wed 02-Oct-13 14:19:49

Have we seen seconds series of Beverly hills? It's being shown again on bio.

TeaAddict235 Wed 02-Oct-13 15:11:40

oh boooo, not got bio! come on ITV2 bring on BH season 2.

Why have the newcomers already decided on sides? Shouldn't you enter into a group of people as a neutral member? That said, and I don't have a group of 5 women who I am always attached to. Its like Team Ronnie vs Team Mary already....and they are meant to be best friends? please.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 02-Oct-13 15:21:42

Can I ask a question?

I watched again this morning as the HNYork are on before Vancouver and was Amanda making a drink out of Placenta or did I mis-hear them? If yes, that's just urgh!!

I don't think I have Bio, I might get my Sky back after Xmas.

vjg13 Wed 02-Oct-13 15:23:30

I think Amanda's drink was some sort of fermented fungus not a placenta!

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 02-Oct-13 15:24:52


Thank goodness!!

valiumredhead Wed 02-Oct-13 15:25:43

It's a big mushroom my bil makes that drink.

I LOVE IUOLIA!!! She's sooo Russian (I work ith loads and even though they are proper professionals, they are all slightly bonkers and changeable in the way that she is - oh, and insecure!)

Loving this series, although liking Mary less, she plays the innocent too much and she really can't accidently end up on the wrong side every time?

vjg13 Wed 02-Oct-13 18:14:15

Amanda was so rude to Iuolia, I thought Ronnie was reasonable to tell her to stop. Ronnie does get a crazy glint in her eye!

ZebraZeebra Wed 02-Oct-13 21:24:02

Amanda sort of reminds me of Ben Stiller when he does that frowny face, pursed lips, concerned look ��

valiumredhead Wed 02-Oct-13 22:09:09

She is very Russian,I know a fewgrin

It was bonkers tonight!shock

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Thu 03-Oct-13 10:15:15

I would like to like Iuolia but what she said about her step-sons mother was horrible. She was talking about how young and gorgeous she is and then said "what does your Mum look like, ha ha?" How disrespectful.

ZebraZeebra Thu 03-Oct-13 10:45:30

Let's face it - not many of these women are very nice ;)

ZebraZeebra Thu 03-Oct-13 10:48:49

Although it would take some beating Vancouver. I really thought NJ were the worst but it was weirdly Sopranos-like and I kinda liked their "blue collar" down 'n dirty, ready to throw down and kick ass approach.

The Vancouver ladies are just the worst in two faced bitchiness. They are the epitome of the "bitchy" woman stereotype. If I were friends with these ladies, I'd be a nervous wreck, my ego and esteem in tatters, and not trust a single one of them. They must realise when they're bitching, that they too are being bitched about?

TeaAddict235 Thu 03-Oct-13 16:06:27

In mixed thoughts about the way Ioulia was woolfing down the food at the table at the restaurant before leaving. Was it because she can't cook at home, someone else was paying or is that how she really does eat?

I agree Zebra, I wouldn't like these ladies either, and I too thought the NJ ladies were trashy! Is that how people become when they are loaded and.....loaded? Oh, bring back Adrienne and the BH gang, they had more class.

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Thu 03-Oct-13 16:37:14

BH are definitely the classiest of all the ones I have seen. My all time favourite has to be OC, I loved Gretchen...or was it NY with Jill and Bethany? <ponders>
I think the Vancouver one did pretty well to get us all interested so quickly as I really struggled with there was trash!

MrsBucketxx Tue 08-Oct-13 17:02:41

Does anyone think that mary is being bullied. Is tough to watch when they are all ganging up on her all the time.

valiumredhead Tue 08-Oct-13 18:36:29

She's either being bullied OR they'll show her doing something outlandish and in true crap Telly style our whole opinion of her will change in a blinkgrin

valiumredhead Tue 08-Oct-13 18:37:36

Ronnie's lips look like those fake ones you get in a Christmas crackergrin

valiumredhead Tue 08-Oct-13 18:41:49

It's so bizarre when they cry as nothing moves, they sort of squeak and you realise they are crying when they dab their eyes, you'd never know otherwiseconfused

MrsBucketxx Tue 08-Oct-13 20:10:07

Those lips are so over the top, its just not pretty anymore. Jody takes the piss of marys filler( if she has any) but ignore ronnies lips.

comewinewithmoi Tue 08-Oct-13 20:15:44

I think they are bullies.

HRHLadyG Tue 08-Oct-13 20:15:58

I think Mary is being horribly bullied. Ronnie appears to be increasingly........strange. I can't see why they say she's lying at all........ x

valiumredhead Tue 08-Oct-13 21:41:25

Ronnie is off her head on pain killers by the looks of it and what Amanda said.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 09-Oct-13 08:09:28

My ex best friend looks like Ronnie (without surgery/fillers/botox)

Ronnies face is so weird this season, why oh why do they think having massive lips is nice, she can hardly speak, I feel sorry for Mary too, she is being bullied, I thought Ronnie would turn against her in the end.

I like Robin

ZebraZeebra Wed 09-Oct-13 10:04:48

Ronnie is hilarious - she styles herself as some kind of wise, samurai, Art of War oracle.

There must be so many other things going on about Mary. Otherwise this is the most incredibly intense duplicitous stuff going on. It's bonkers.

I REALLY dislike Amanda. She's nasty.

Starting to feel sorry for Mary again after briefly thinking no smoke and all that. We all have a past and it's really mean to keep pulling it up on tv. Particularly if you're supposed to be friends.

Ronnie is obviously v troubled, off her head on drugs most of the time. Today's looks interesting! Think Ronnie falls off the wagon HARD!

ZebraZeebra Wed 09-Oct-13 10:52:13

I don't even know why Mary bothers going to things when she knows Jody et al will be there. I would have stopped putting myself in that situation by now. They all talk about not getting dragged into things - so I would just say Ronnie, love - I can't stand those bitches, let's hang out tomorrow.

Or something.

Dumpylump Wed 09-Oct-13 11:01:38

Yes Zebra that's what I don't understand! When they're in Toronto and Ioulia calls Amanda and basically invites herself, Robin and Mary to Dr Buttlifts party, why didn't Mary just say "actually, I don't want to go to a party with Jodie and Amanda, I don't really care for them, and I know they'll be rude to me"?
But then, I didn't understand why Ioulia phoned Amanda in the first place? Unless the producers of the programme make them do this stuff to deliberately cause the drama grin

valiumredhead Wed 09-Oct-13 12:08:40

The producers set them upgrin

Well, there would be no programme if they didn't all turn up at the same places. So to an extent Mary has no choice but to put herself in the firing line if she wants the publicity. I agree, I would bow out myself. Doesn't mean they aren't still bullies.

HormonalHousewife Wed 09-Oct-13 14:08:45

You just know its set up though, I mean its a massive coincidence that Marys single promotion gets brought forward and ends up being in the same city at the same times as the master chef show. I mean...

I'm loving Ioulia she is just like a Slovak mum I know. Fab !

Robin doesnt know what she has let herself into.

What is going on with Ronnie today ? I feel so sorry watching her its car crash TV really. I just can't get why these women want to do this.

I have had total envy of Ronnies stomach in the bikini shot at the start until I just realised its photoshopped as she doesnt have a belly button !!!!
Made me feel much better grin

HormonalHousewife Wed 09-Oct-13 14:10:16

You just know its set up though, I mean its a massive coincidence that Marys single promotion gets brought forward and ends up being in the same city at the same times as the master chef show. I mean...

I'm loving Ioulia she is just like a Slovak mum I know. Fab !

Robin doesnt know what she has let herself into.

What is going on with Ronnie today ? I feel so sorry watching her its car crash TV really. I just can't get why these women want to do this.

I have had total envy of Ronnies stomach in the bikini shot at the start until I just realised its photoshopped as she doesnt have a belly button !!!!
Made me feel much better grin

ZebraZeebra Wed 09-Oct-13 14:52:29

I want Christina to come back.

There's something so awful about Amanda. I can't put my finger on what but she's just nasty through and through. It comes through in her looks - a real case of what's inside shining through. She's so MEAN!

Love Ioulia! "Your comment about me travelling coach was a joke? I'm telling you now I won't be taking your comments as jokes anymore!" Fabulous.

There must be something else going on with Ronnie and Mary. They've been friends for 19 years. It's not like with Jody, Mia and now Amanda, who have a hate campaign against her. There's more to it - a history of lying about stuff maybe? I mean - I do think Mary is being bullied but she did lie ridiculously to get out of that dinner and then go and sit next door drinking with those other people. Robin was right - just say I can't stand you guys, I'm outta here!

ZebraZeebra Thu 10-Oct-13 07:52:04

Ronnie: I'm on a different deepness.

grin grin

valiumredhead Thu 10-Oct-13 08:00:55

I snorted at that toogrin

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Thu 10-Oct-13 10:06:58

So, did Ronnie and Mary have a one night stand?

Arf at how "travelling coach" is an insult grin

valiumredhead Thu 10-Oct-13 18:03:00

I found myself humming Mary's song today while I was shoppingshock grin

Iuoila has a point that they can't stop talking about Mary even when she isn't there. Can't believe Ronnie is blaming robin for spiking her drink. That's a low blow. I am liking Ronnie less and less. She has serious issues, I think and I don't think this show is good for her mental health. She's obviously the richest so everyone else sucks up to her. Pretty vile the whole thing...

comewinewithmoi Thu 10-Oct-13 18:15:22

Amanda is on Nast biatch

valiumredhead Thu 10-Oct-13 18:45:31

Oh Ronnie is revolting!

Ioullia hasn't really got a clue about alcoholics has she?hmm grin

comewinewithmoi Thu 10-Oct-13 19:09:54

Ronnie has ishoos. All that money...

IamMummyhearmeROAR Thu 10-Oct-13 21:45:09

I'm finding myself singing Mary's song too. Which is a nice change for fellow shoppers who usually hear me singing Tardy for the Party as I whizz round Tesco

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 08:53:52

Hahahahaha Tardy for the Party! What a hit!

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 11:47:54

All caught up: basically at that drinks thing with Jody - those women can sit around joking about the most awful things about Mary, but when Ioulia makes a few crass jokey comments about Amanda's drink it's all - OMG Ioulia, you're so out of order!

They just can't take their own medicine, see the hypocrisy - it just doesn't apply to them.

I really love Ioulia now. She showed them backbone - I'm going to the bathroom and I might not be coming back. Hahaha! What a coven of witches.

And you know - if Amanda can taste alcohol in her drink in one sip, how come Ronnie couldn't on the boat, hmmm?

PlinkyPonk Fri 11-Oct-13 13:03:46

I loved ioulia comment...if they were hamsters they would eat their young. Ohh love those Russians

TeaAddict235 Fri 11-Oct-13 13:57:57

oh ladies, I got left behind for a couple of's my weekly overview in one.

I admire Ioulia's honesty: At least she wished Mary a happy birthday and told her to her face that she wouldn't be attending the party. Plus, she did it without an audience. Total respect for that.

Love ROBIN!! She is loyal to a tee! And I love how she gets down and dirty when she has to defend her corner, go girl. I would have smashed jodie across the face and pushed her into the lake (the ghetto in me).

Mary looks goooood for 49! I'd better start with a proper skincare routine!

Ronnie, the skank queen. She looks like the joker off Batman, with that fake smile. Oh please, about how she's Mary's best friend; just as Ioulia said, she'd eat her own to save her life.

Amanda is an immature little girl. She can't hold the fort on her own. I would squash her between my thumb and forefinger if she ever crossed my path...

<off for a brew to calm down>

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Fri 11-Oct-13 15:47:55

Could someone tell me what Ioulia actually said? I am a bit deaf and don't always hear what they say blush

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 16:17:06

Which bit buzzard?

When Amanda had a drink, she asked why Amanda was crying, that it was "Oh so strong, hahaha!" (That was my favourite bit) and that she was going to the bathroom and she might not be back - because basically they're a bunch of boring, Mary-obsessed fuckwits. (That last bit is paraphrasing.)

I have subtitles on because RHOV is my baby's nap time grin

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Fri 11-Oct-13 20:36:53

The bit where everyone is saying she is not very sympathetic to alcoholics. I can't put subtitles on as I watch it on recorded and it doesn't allow subs.
I think Jody has a very strange obsession with Mary, how can anyone hate anyone so much?...other than those you should hate obviously.

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 21:19:03

Having now caught up on the last episode - all I think is there's so much not shown and that Jody - and everyone else - is under the distinct impression Mary has done something terrible to Ronnie.

valiumredhead Fri 11-Oct-13 21:21:38

Tonight's episode was horrible Jody is deranged and DISGUSTINGwink

valiumredhead Fri 11-Oct-13 21:22:13

Can't wait for the reunion. Wonder which series is coming next?

Sparklebum Fri 11-Oct-13 21:32:28

apparently there isn't a reunion for this season. Totally gutted as it would have been a good one.

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 21:42:26

But it was truly weird! No one appeared - apart from Ronnie - to think Jody was out of order. They were all treating her like she'd finally had the guts to say something heroic and speak the truth. Bizarre. There must be so much we don't know about Mary. I NEED TO KNOW. It's one thing someone is batshit crazy but EVEN Amanda's boyfriend was in on it - his little comment about chucking the cake at Mary. WTF?

And breathe. Find a happy place, find a happy place.

yonisareforever Fri 11-Oct-13 21:45:48

Anyone know if Bev hills is coming back, I miss it. sad.

valiumredhead Fri 11-Oct-13 21:46:38

WHAT??shock NO REUNION??angry angry sad

valiumredhead Fri 11-Oct-13 21:47:13

I googled Mary couldn't find any gossipsad

ZebraZeebra Fri 11-Oct-13 21:48:34


I really unnerves me. At least the paranoid, sycophantic, narcissistic fights on NJ sorta made sense.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Sat 12-Oct-13 11:04:04

It's OC on Monday, I watch the ones in the morning sometimes too,New York, then the repeat of night before. Cannot believe there is no reunion. sad

ThisIsMeNow Sat 12-Oct-13 11:11:04

Diary I can't find oc on Monday?! Just looked through planner. Is it in the afternoon?

ThisIsMeNow Sat 12-Oct-13 11:12:38

Oops sorry, 4.10 I've just found it blushsmile

Dumpylump Sat 12-Oct-13 11:36:24

It's O.C, but disappointingly, it's a repeat of last series. I want new series!

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Sat 12-Oct-13 11:48:51

Oh crap sad

valiumredhead Sat 12-Oct-13 14:14:39

Maybe the new series will follow on from the repeated one?<hopeful>

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Sat 12-Oct-13 15:13:50

We need a new one. I wonder if BH ladies are bitching as we type. Although I pick up something else everytime I watch them.

Dumpylump Sun 13-Oct-13 22:03:47

Both BH and OC have filmed at least one new series since last ones shown here.....I suppose it just depends if ITV picks them up?

TeaAddict235 Mon 14-Oct-13 14:12:26

Hey ladies,
at the end of the vancouver series (I watched it today, Monday), did the final caption indicate that Iuolia had left her husband? It said that she had let go of her porshe, something else, and her husband. what? nooooooooo. We so need a reunion for the vampires of vancouver.

valiumredhead Mon 14-Oct-13 14:19:58

I didn't see anything about the husband !

vjg13 Mon 14-Oct-13 15:18:22

Yes, left her husband, is the OC not a new series?

TeaAddict235 Mon 14-Oct-13 15:45:42

thanks vjg. gutted.

valiumredhead Tue 15-Oct-13 11:37:56

I know ours a repeat but I'm catching up on New York, dear God I've missed this bunch of loonsgrin

valiumredhead Tue 15-Oct-13 11:38:19

It's not ours

vjg13 Thu 17-Oct-13 09:59:05

Not seen this OC series so can still have my housewives fix!

ZebraZeebra Thu 17-Oct-13 10:56:16

Yes valiumredhead they are a total bunch of loons grin

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Lighthousekeeping Thu 17-Oct-13 13:18:43

They play up to the cameras I'm sure. They are successful because they are brainy and determined I imagine. They seem to work harder than the other housewives.

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Sleepgrumpydopey Thu 17-Oct-13 13:46:48

just a piece of useless info: Simon Cowell had his birthday meal at RHOBH restaurant owned by Lisa Vanderpump. What a small world

ihatethecold Thu 17-Oct-13 13:47:07

I loved rhov
I felt very sorry for Mary. She was been badly bullied.
I thought I was great that someone,Robyn, actually stood by her.

I really really hate Jody.
I do wonder why people want to be friends with someone so vicious and nasty?
It was a good series but it didn't have much substance, no storylines to follow. Just event or party after party.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Thu 17-Oct-13 17:09:59

Im having an overload, watching NY in the morning, then OC at night and now Texas!! I love the NY ones and the OC.

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Fri 18-Oct-13 13:42:34

I love the way everything is called an 'event', even a BBQ in someone's back garden is an 'event'. I am going to call all my dinners and BBQ's in the future 'events' grin

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FerrisBueller1972 Fri 18-Oct-13 21:12:57

My name is Ferris and I am a real housewives/big rich addict...

Practical beside myself there was no reunion at the end of the Vancouver series. I feel utterly cheated. I NEED to know answers to things. Particularly wtf was that vile woman Jody so incandescent with hate for Mary?

Was it all edited? I doubt it, why on earth would Mary sit there and say she had done nothing to her knowledge to make Jody hate her so? Whhhyyy?

I loved Ioulia.
Mary looks amazing for 49.
Amanda I don't trust at all, she's a mean girl.
Mia makes my whole being bristle with anger.
Ronnie? She truly believes she's something she's not. Her lips freak me out. makes me pity her.

Big rich Atlanta. One name. Ashlee. She makes me feel Killy and stabby

If I don't get the new big rich Texas or Beverly Hills or similar new material soon I will combust.

I know. I need help. confused

MrsBucketxx Fri 18-Oct-13 21:15:44

Big rich is good too. Waiting for the next oc eeeee

valiumredhead Sat 19-Oct-13 00:11:36

I saw one series of Texas I will set the sky box to record just in case, thank you !

ZebraZeebra Sat 19-Oct-13 08:13:07

There's one with something to do with rich Russians as well, but it's on Fox and I don't get Fox sobs

It's on another thread - WTF is the name!

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Sat 19-Oct-13 10:29:52

I like the Texas one already, those little girls at the Pageants though shock and then they all win...

I love my TV viewing now I have the OC one on at 4.10pm then Big Rich Texas follows, then Dinner Date which is a whole new thread - which takes me to the soaps, then they are all repeated every morning so I can catch up with what I miss.


KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 19-Oct-13 10:34:41

Style Network has season 2 and 3 of Texas
I'm desperate for some new Real Housewives !

Dumpylump Sat 19-Oct-13 11:35:02

The one on Fox is called "Meet the Russians"'s ok, but it's no "Housewives"!!

Lighthousekeeping Sun 20-Oct-13 17:31:28

Meet the Russians is bloody brilliant telly! I much prefer it. Appart from BH and NYC I'm not fond of the Housewives. I'm cannot believe we haven't had the last BH season yet.

Sparklebum Mon 21-Oct-13 08:37:30

I saw an advert on E! last night for a new series of RHOC starting. Think it was 3rd November. I hope its defense a new series and not just new for E! to be broadcasting it.

valiumredhead Mon 21-Oct-13 08:42:21

Is that a new series to E or a proper new series? Will set sky box in anticipationgrin

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Mon 21-Oct-13 09:48:35

Fingers crossed...

Dumpylump Mon 21-Oct-13 10:16:44

I saw that too! Am unhealthily excited about it, if its not a new series I will probably need to take to my bed for a day or two to mourn thlgrin

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BuzzardBirdBloodBath Mon 21-Oct-13 12:22:13

Ha ha Kontika, I think her drug of choice was alcohol smile

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 21-Oct-13 12:25:21

Yes she was drug imo

Did anyone see her abs on the beach envy?

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BuzzardBirdBloodBath Mon 21-Oct-13 14:11:47

Oh, could be? I have watched so many different RH I think I might be confusing her with Brandi?
There always seems to be one with a problem with drugs/alcohol in every version?

Lighthousekeeping Mon 21-Oct-13 14:19:07
valiumredhead Mon 21-Oct-13 14:29:19

Kelly looks and acts like a drinker imo- 2 steps behind everyone else, makes up her own version of things and her skin isn't that great.

valiumredhead Mon 21-Oct-13 17:14:11

I can't bear Kelly, she makes my jaw clench. She's utterly bonkers. It's scary island episode this afternoon, she's just dreadful.

Poor Bethany, you need to be pretty cutting to make Bethany cry.wink

valiumredhead Mon 21-Oct-13 17:20:03

And she made a huge point yesterday of saying she doesn't eat processed good yet today she was scoffing a bag of crisps on the beachhmm

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valiumredhead Mon 21-Oct-13 22:28:02

I think they're all of their heads on diet pills too.

Arf @nuclear wastegrin

ZebraZeebra Tue 22-Oct-13 16:00:03

Maybe it was a reaction to the processed food grin wink

Scary Island is such a bonkers episode. For the first timers, enjoy!

valiumredhead Tue 22-Oct-13 16:54:58

I googled Kelly last night, she was arrested for punching her ex and according to those who were there the whole scary island episode was tame compared to what was shown!

ZebraZeebra Tue 22-Oct-13 16:58:55

Her ex the famous photographer and who spoiled her for regular men because he is in the highest echelon of fame and talent?


valiumredhead Tue 22-Oct-13 17:33:35

She admitted herself a lot of it was alcohol induced as she never drinks wine yeah righthmm

Lighthousekeeping Tue 22-Oct-13 18:41:45

The new RHOBH starts in November in the States. That means we have missed a full season sad you will never know the beauty of Yolanda.

valiumredhead Tue 22-Oct-13 18:48:26


valiumredhead Fri 25-Oct-13 21:12:17

I've had a housewives fest today, scary island reunion, orange county-love itgrin

Alexis really is thick as mincehmm

TeaAddict235 Mon 28-Oct-13 17:58:09

ferrisbueller you sound cute, and you are on the right thread. Pull up a chair, and make yourself comfortable.

Ahhh, ladies, I can't be dealing with all of these repeats. I'm waiting until the series on E!, it had better be brand new, otherwise.......otherwise I'll watch them just the same sad

valiumredhead Wed 30-Oct-13 00:18:40

Just read in the paper that Camille grammer was beaten for over an hour while recovering from a hysterectomy by her Greek boyfriendshock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock shock she has a restraining order out against him!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 30-Oct-13 06:32:03

I read that too - sounds hideous. Poor woman.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 30-Oct-13 09:45:55

Oh good I havent seen this one of the NY, I need to catch up with Texas too I missed it last night.

valiumredhead Thu 31-Oct-13 18:34:14

So Tamra and Brianna wear exactly the same red dress and no one comments?!shock confused did they edit it all out and hope no one notices?

Ladyhaha Thu 31-Oct-13 20:17:24

Series 3 of beverly hills starts on Bio next week according to their website Ridiculously excited about this, I've been waiting ages!

Bio's channel 156 on Sky, but Bio's listings for next week aren't coming up in the TV schedule for some reason.

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 31-Oct-13 20:46:52


valiumredhead Thu 31-Oct-13 21:40:21

Bio channel is changing to life style channel or something. You remember how dmax changed to fox? Or it might have been the the other way roundconfused
it keeps being advertised in the dance moms breaks

valiumredhead Thu 31-Oct-13 21:41:25

Can we keep this bumped please so I don't forget? SO excitedblush grin

Dumpylump Fri 01-Nov-13 00:09:05

Ooh Valiumredhead ..... I've never met anyone in rl who'll admit to watching Dance Moms and I'm totally addicted! Talk to me about it! What the hell is wrong with Melissa and the whole engagement thing and sending out letters from lawyers?!

<<totally hijacks thread>>

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 01-Nov-13 08:54:44

I don't have Bio, I think I might need it, or have to hide the thread out of jealousy grin

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 09:39:30

It's about bloody time. I can't see it listed though.

BuzzardBirdBloodBath Fri 01-Nov-13 10:35:21

Wow, there is a major catch up day on OC on E! this weekend. Not sure if I have seen this early series so that is all recording smile

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 11:21:18

I think he new lifestyle channel is taking Bio's slot, so will become channel 156, but won't have the same shows as Bio. I hope Bio doesn't disappear, I need my housewives fix!

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 11:22:40

Lighthousekeeping, it's on their website as starting at 9pm next Tuesday.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 15:26:30

I don't know how to record if its not listed.

valiumredhead Fri 01-Nov-13 17:01:13

Dumpy-hooray, glad you watch it toogrin the whole Melissa thing is bizarre! I've watched about 4 episodes this week, it seems to record every day atm!

Crutchlow35 Fri 01-Nov-13 17:55:09

Yay! For bev hills coming back. I have been reading Camille's boyfriend allegedly attacked her very violently after having treatment for cancer.

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 18:02:43

you can manually record it on sky by going to the settings, but not sure if there's any point until we know where Bio's moving to. Hopefully we'll find out on monday.

Crutchlow35 Fri 01-Nov-13 18:06:47

I can only see a repeat of season 3.

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 18:40:27

I didn't think series 3 had been on in the uk? I've only seen 1 and 2.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 19:04:12

We last saw it officially two years ago! It ended with Pandys wedding. I can't believe they have kept us hanging on for the perfect housewife that is Yolanda and her very talented cheesy husband.

Crutchlow35 Fri 01-Nov-13 19:08:59

Yes, lady. Season 3 was on over the summer. The introduced Brandi Granville into the mix.

CoolStoryBro Fri 01-Nov-13 19:10:39

Series 4 of RHOBH starts here on Monday.

Btw, guess who I met from RHONJ last weekend when I was out with my friends? Kim D! She is very ropey looking!

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 19:24:13

Pandy's wedding is at the end of season 2 not 3. I've just googled it to

Crutchlow35 Fri 01-Nov-13 19:33:21

Yep, you are right. Doubted myself and checked too. Season 3 we have yet to see. Sorry about that.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 19:49:24

Season 3 has not been on officially here. Unless I've had my head buried in the sand. Season 4 is just starting in the States.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 19:50:11

Oh, you must meet Yolanda ASAP grin

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 19:50:39
Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Nov-13 19:51:16

God I don't know what's wrong with my typing skills. It must be the excitement!

DuchessFanny Fri 01-Nov-13 20:25:59

Someone help me, have scrolled through the channels plus done a search and can't find when it starts ?
<desperate> < love rhobh>

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 01-Nov-13 20:29:30

I can't find it either

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 20:44:54

It's on at 9pm next tuesday on Bio / Lifestyle (channel 156 on Sky). It's not coming up in searches or in the Sky listings because Bio is switching over to Lifestyle on Monday.

Ladyhaha Fri 01-Nov-13 20:46:28
DuchessFanny Fri 01-Nov-13 23:00:32

Thank you Ladyhaha !!

valiumredhead Sat 02-Nov-13 12:06:07

I'm watching meet the Russians-how have I missed this??grin

valiumredhead Sat 02-Nov-13 12:39:34

Crying laughing at Melissa not believing her lifestyle is causing her bad throat. How can a packet of fags possibly harm my throat?hmm confused grin

Lighthousekeeping Sat 02-Nov-13 13:16:51

I've been telling you all to watch Meet the Russians. It's fabulous.

valiumredhead Sat 02-Nov-13 14:21:00

I thought I'd seen it already, there was a Russian real house wives type show a while back,I thought it was that.

Dumpylump Sun 03-Nov-13 00:23:49

Dance Moms was on every day this week...and I have watched every minute of it! And am now über excited at thought of new RHOBH grin

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 10:32:37

I have just looked at Bio channel and it hasn't changed to Lifetime yet - anyone know when it changes over? Dance moms is meant to be on tonight and don't want to miss it!!!!!!

clam Mon 04-Nov-13 12:48:58

Hope it's still available on Virgin! Otherwise I'm going to have to seriously look into switching back to Sky.

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 14:20:39

Ooooo lifetime channel I'd up and running and I've sky plussed dance moms and real housewives and a drama with Robe Lowe on Thursday --I am so excited--blush

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 14:28:43

What number is it?

clam Mon 04-Nov-13 14:37:18

Think it's 156 on Sky or 242 on Virgin.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 14:40:53

I'm actually going to record that Amanda de Cadenet show before hand. She gets good guests and reviews. I know she was married to John Taylor but, I've kind of forgiven her.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 14:41:49

Ah that on at 8pm tonight before dance moms.

clam Mon 04-Nov-13 15:57:30

Ah. Just realised why there are no listings for the rest of this week! As it's a new series (for us in the UK) it'll presumably only be on weekly, instead of daily.
<wonders how to cope>

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 16:12:52

How can you forgive Amanda??angry shock wink

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 16:19:08

We have to. Just remember she was only 16 she's all grown up now and with a hot member of the Strokes groupie

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 16:24:32

I was soooooooo jealous of her!!envy

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 18:07:41

I know. It was abit of an age gap wasn't it? I wonder what happened to that other "wild child" she used to knock about with?

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 18:10:36

She has got some good guests on tonight. Maybe we should start a thread if we dare admit to watching it

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 18:12:36
valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 18:23:12

The other wild child is in LA and a multi millionaire who runs a chain of pole dancing exercise clubs. She had tons of kids and weighed 17 stone now she's divorced and a skinny minny again. --I know all this from watching millionaire match maker--blush

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 18:26:59

Oh, is she friends with her? That matchmaker. I know she's mates with that other rich bundle of talent, Tori Spelling.

That Amanda has some bloody high profile guests I must admit. Obviously made good connections over the years.

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 04-Nov-13 19:15:52

Waaah still can't find it in the planner

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 19:22:06

Channel 156!

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 04-Nov-13 20:04:42

Got it !! thanks

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 21:02:31

They've missed out an episode of dance momsangry angry angry angry

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 21:42:48

Gosh, Amanda looks all mumsy.

valiumredhead Mon 04-Nov-13 22:19:14

Well I suppose she's about 25 years older than when we last saw hergrin

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Nov-13 22:21:51

It's very good. I like her. It's repeated at 2300.

Dumpylump Tue 05-Nov-13 11:01:00

I know Valium! I did a wee bit of googling, and it seems that the group dance was considered a bit controversial and the episode was pulled in the States - and did you notice that usually there are clips of the week beforehand performances when Abby is doing the pyramid and the moms are talking about the comp, and this week there was nothing? Dance must've been shock

valiumredhead Tue 05-Nov-13 12:31:16

What on earth were they dancing??shock

valiumredhead Tue 05-Nov-13 13:03:41

God, Sonja's dressing down of Cindy was appalling, I'd forgotten what a snob she is.

valiumredhead Tue 05-Nov-13 13:03:53

Pecking ordershock

valiumredhead Tue 05-Nov-13 13:10:33

How are all these women soooooooo dewy lookingconfused

valiumredhead Tue 05-Nov-13 13:14:21

Bloody toaster ovenhmm

Dumpylump Tue 05-Nov-13 17:03:52

Apparently it was a showgirl routine, and they had feather head-dresses and stuff like the Las Vegas dancers do. One outraged commentator said "what next? The cancan?"!

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Nov-13 22:07:02

Has anyone met Yolanda yet?

Raddy Tue 05-Nov-13 22:08:56

I have, Lighthouse! What a treat she was.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Nov-13 22:25:42

Lisa's house!! The view! The walk in wardrobe! I really like her and ken.

Yolanda is outrageous isn't she?

Crutchlow35 Wed 06-Nov-13 08:11:17

Have recorded it!

valiumredhead Wed 06-Nov-13 14:54:10

Lisa's houseenvy envy envy envy envy envy envy envy

How is Yolanda outrageous? The fact I'm finding her perfectly nice and normal it's worrying me slightly as you're all posting about how bad she isblush

valiumredhead Wed 06-Nov-13 14:55:21

Dumpy-my God it must've been awful but I have noticed the dance moves are a bit suggestive to say the least shock

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 14:59:12

Valium I'm sorry I may have had a peak of it about a year ago blush she's cheesy, such a blinking perfectionist and her Grammy award winning husband is quietly controlling. How Grammys did she say? Sixty or 16? Did you see them all on his piano?

I can't help myself for liking Paul. I'm aware it's so wrong?

valiumredhead Wed 06-Nov-13 15:10:41

I'm sure Yolanda's personality will develop over timegrin

Paul?? Ewwwww!

Raddy Wed 06-Nov-13 15:15:42

Where are you all watching this? I don't have Sky sad

Yolanda reminds me of every Dutch relative I have inherited through DH. She is humourless, thinks she is perfect and has an air of superiority. Disclaimer - I am sure not all Dutch people are like this.

All that ridiculous calling her silly old goat of a husband 'her King', wtf?

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 15:23:09

You must have seen it if you know that much. It only started here last night and already I've forgotten the channel. It's on sky and Virgin.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 15:23:58

I liked Cathy Hilton. Seemed normal compared to her sisters!

Raddy Wed 06-Nov-13 15:26:40

I have seen the series in the US. I want to watch it again!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 15:30:32

Thats what I'm doing! It's on lifetime.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Nov-13 18:35:43

I cannot wait to watch - DH out tomorrow night so will enjoy then grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Nov-13 20:06:46

Watching now , could not wait!! Kyle's car !!!

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 20:20:59

OK, so who do you believe re: the selling of stories to the press, Lisa or Adrienne? Lisa every time

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 20:30:00

Much as I love Lisa I would say she likes the gossip.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Nov-13 20:45:27

Hmmm I think Lisa likes the gossip too !
Was too blinded by Brandi's tits to concentrate.

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 20:47:58

Also, did I mis-hear? I thought Brandi was suggesting Yolanda had slept with all of Beverly Hills - she said "you." But all the replays from the other ladies seemed to suggest she'd been talking about herself.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 20:48:30

I know. She's lost an awful lot of weight.

Dumpylump Wed 06-Nov-13 20:48:46

Is Kyles car a Maserati? envy Re the selling stories thing, I don't think Lisa did.......and although it makes me even more envy $25,000 is nothing to her...probably the anniversary party at Villa Blanca cost more than that!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Nov-13 20:52:04

Yes a Maserati !

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 20:54:34

How much are they? I know nothing about cars"

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 21:01:08

Looking at the re-run of the post-mortem of the series, I really think Lisa was genuine in her response to Adrienne's accusation. I'm also surprised that anyone would believe a "source" than someone who is supposed to be her friend. Mind you, none of these women are friends in real life.
I know Lisa's a bit of a diva, but I think she's a scream. She's the only one who says it like it is - I know Brandi does too but she's just too "in your face" for comfort. Lisa has style. The others just don't get her - particularly Taylor, who seems to have been last in the queue when senses of humour were given out.

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 21:02:52

Oh, and did anyone else snigger at the irony of Kathy Hilton giving advice to Kim about keeping her daughter on the sexual straight and narrow?

Crutchlow35 Wed 06-Nov-13 21:04:42

OMG. Lisa's house. OMG. Kyle's car.

Just OMG.

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 21:12:01

I think Lisa's new house is so much more user-friendly than the previous one, which was more like a stately home. This one's cosier - if that's the right term for such opulence.
But I could move right in to Kyle's. That's much more "normal." Love it - although I fail to see how that dreadful Faye Resnick could be her interior designer and create such a fabulously homely house. She looks like she should be all about black leather and leopard-skin.

Pigeonpair1 Wed 06-Nov-13 21:16:05

Hang on - have I missed the new series of RHOBH starting???!!! To save me reading through the thread, would somebody mind telling me when and what channel and more importantly, how much I have missed!!!! Thank you!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Nov-13 21:24:50

Yes ! Just started on the lifestyle channel !
Those Maserati start at about $130,000 according to the website. Ouch !!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Nov-13 21:26:36

It only started last night. Lifetime tv. I'm sure it will be repeated this week.

clam Wed 06-Nov-13 21:51:51

Sky 156, Virgin 242, Tuesdays at 9pm. Only one episode so far - on weekly.

bluebump Wed 06-Nov-13 21:55:51

I've just set the sky box to record the new series, thanks for the heads up!

Pigeonpair1 Thu 07-Nov-13 07:40:36

Phew - thanks everyone!

Ladyhaha Thu 07-Nov-13 13:15:20

Has anyone noticed that a few of the ladies' faces look different this series? Kyle has had something done, she looks younger, but I can't put my finger on what's changed... fillers maybe? Taylor looks better now she's put a bit of weight on and Kim's face looks a bit rounder too (in a good way).

Yes! I noticed the faces were younger, especially Lisa and Kyle.

Not sure Kim is well though sad Looks a little swollen? Could be the meds I guess?

Its0kToBeMe Thu 07-Nov-13 17:18:04

The massarsti was most likely a 'gift' from the massarati garage. I know they do that here. My old boss was given one to drive about for a few months.

I was surprised how everyone appeared to turn on Lisa at the end of series 2? I hadn't noticed any bad blood before that.

When do Adrienne and Paul split? Brandi keeps making digs about it, even at the end of S2.

I thought all the girls looked great, ,especially Lisa and Taylor.
Kyle looked better than ever, but she'd been v anti surgery, so I wondered if the were just filming in a softer lense?

I thought Kim was mean to Kyle re Portias birthday. I'm looking forward to seeing why Ken and Maurico were so angry? Their the most chilled out ones on the show.

I do like Brandi, she really seems to keep her children off camera.

Does HWOBH come in a box set? I've only seen S2.

valiumredhead Mon 11-Nov-13 19:07:02

Anyone watch Orange County this evening? What was the guitar music at the end, anyone know?

BuzzardBird Tue 12-Nov-13 10:39:59

Which episode of OC was it Valium I am recording the first series, is there another one? Was it the one with Jo's birthday?

valiumredhead Tue 12-Nov-13 12:35:56

It was the final episode at Heather's party, they put up text to explain what the women are doing now, it it was the music playing in the back ground.

BuzzardBird Tue 12-Nov-13 13:32:53

Oh, I haven't been recording that one I don't think. What channel is it, I will go back through my recordings. I have so many recording atm but they are mostly old ones.

valiumredhead Tue 12-Nov-13 13:35:46

Itv 2

valiumredhead Tue 12-Nov-13 13:47:56

God almighty I want to punch Kelly, she polices what people say, is constantly embarrassed by everything and just tried to generally boss people around! When she was shushhing Alex it was ridiculous, how Alex didn't lamp her one I'll never know!

valiumredhead Tue 12-Nov-13 17:29:00

No new series of OCsad bloody New Jersey again!angry

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Tue 12-Nov-13 17:32:37

My mind is spinning with them all now, I cannot remember if I have seen all of the New Jersey one. hmm

valiumredhead Tue 12-Nov-13 17:44:28

Tomorrow at 9 on lifetime is a new series called preacher's kids or something, looks very promising from the trailers!

Lighthousekeeping Tue 12-Nov-13 17:54:52

I'm with you there!

valiumredhead Wed 13-Nov-13 12:18:30

Ewww summon and Alex and a basket of panties yuck yuck yuck!

valiumredhead Wed 13-Nov-13 12:20:42

Dr Saddick-what an unfortunate name!shock wink

clam Wed 13-Nov-13 20:18:03

OK, so I know why Lisa's pissed off with Adrienne, (accusing her of selling stories to the press when she didn't) but why is Adrienne wanting an apology from Lisa? Have I missed something?

valiumredhead Wed 13-Nov-13 20:20:27

Lisa told her she was fucking insulted by what Adrienne had said.

clam Wed 13-Nov-13 20:59:57

What, so it's use of the f word, then?
I know which I think is worse. Adrienne needs to get some perspective.

clam Wed 13-Nov-13 21:01:19

Adrienne chose to believe some low-life tabloid journalist over and above a "friend" of long-standing. I'd be fucking insulted as well.

valiumredhead Wed 13-Nov-13 21:04:22

I agree!

Paul and Adrienne look so similar don't they? They are like twinsgrin

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 13-Nov-13 21:28:11

They do ! Wonder if Paul does his own fillers?

clam Wed 13-Nov-13 21:38:49

Paul looks like a monkey.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Nov-13 08:25:43

I find him oddly attractive. Adrienne is always bringing him down.

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 14-Nov-13 21:03:01

I quite like him too. Wouldn't trust Mauricio as far as I could throw him

clam Thu 14-Nov-13 21:46:36

Yeah - that statement given to the press after all those allegations of cheating. "I am faithfully committed to my wife." hmm What the hell was that supposed to mean? apart from avoiding actually having to lie

ZebraZeebra Fri 15-Nov-13 17:25:36

Oh em gee. They've gone back to the beginning of NJ - it's Danielle!

(possibly my favourite HW ever.)

valiumredhead Fri 15-Nov-13 17:29:54

It looks very dated now, doesn't it? Didn't Caroline loose a toon of weight? Looks completely different now, and Albie too.

ZebraZeebra Fri 15-Nov-13 17:32:28

It does! But then I think NJ tended to be about 20 years behind in the fashions anyway. All those chamois leather jackets wink

BuzzardBird Fri 15-Nov-13 17:43:46

It is strange that when you watch the old OC episodes that Slade is very controlling and creepy and then when you watch the later episodes when he is with Gretchen (my fave HW) that she totally in control of him? confused

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Fri 15-Nov-13 18:08:27

Ive haven't see these NJ ones so am quite happy, although BH sounds better, I phoned Virgin but their TV package isn't in my area.

ZebraZeebra Fri 15-Nov-13 18:13:03

Buzzard yes! He WAS controlling - telling her she didn't need a career, and she was suffocating not doing anything, wasn't she? She kept trying to exert her independence and eventually, didn't she say she wanted to live by herself for a bit? Got a job in real estate - OF COURSE. She was very pretty, as I recall.

ZebraZeebra Fri 15-Nov-13 18:17:17

Diaryofawimpymum - you are in for a treat! Dannielle is completely cuckoo.

spanky2 Tue 19-Nov-13 15:50:37

Found season 3 of bh on lifetime . Only one episode a week repeated over and over again .grin

TeaAddict235 Tue 19-Nov-13 17:43:44

Hurrah, I've also found RHBH on lifetime. True Spanky its the same episode all.week.long.

drip.drip.drip. of g.l.a.m.o.u.r.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 19-Nov-13 21:45:29

Is tonight the cringeworthy dinner at Yolanda's house?

Tiredemma Wed 20-Nov-13 14:58:12

Is kim on medication?

Sieveoooplay Wed 20-Nov-13 15:12:01

Ki makes me feel sad sad. When she was aking that salad at the beginning, and then no-one ate it.

I do wish she would stop banging on about not having a normal childhood though.

I thought David was really rude at the dinner party when he said people couldn't sing. What a misery!!

Sieveoooplay Wed 20-Nov-13 15:12:23


valiumredhead Wed 20-Nov-13 15:58:35

Oh dear Lord that party looked awful. Let's all be grateful to listen to you playing the piano and we are not worthy to join in with the singing! And Yolanda saying goodnight and off you go nowshock rude!

It's the only time I've ever warmed to Taylorgrin

And WTF with all the Grammy Awards on top of the piano.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 20-Nov-13 16:34:38

What a show off. Who the frig is Kenny G?

I thought he as talking about Kenny Rogers blush

According to Google, he is a jazz saxaphonist. Looking at his pictures he l;ooks more like Michael Bolton than Michael Bolton!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 20-Nov-13 17:11:47

She's only been with him five minutes.

valiumredhead Wed 20-Nov-13 17:37:55

Kenny G is an old has been of a saxophone player I think...

valiumredhead Wed 20-Nov-13 17:39:28

Oh sorry, you googled already! He had a hit in the 80's I remember having his recordgrin grin grin grin grin grin blush

I have only seen series 1 of NJ, cant wait for series 2 to start in a cpuple of days. Series 1 is very short.

I don't think there are any likable characters in NJ, they are all quite horrid, although I like Jacqueline a bit more than the others.

BuzzardBird Thu 21-Nov-13 17:57:34

Something happened to your 'm' there Sieve? Good job you are not discussing Miami, it would just be a sea of vowels grin

I gave up Miami after one episode grin

TeaAddict235 Thu 21-Nov-13 18:43:45

totally agree sieve, Kim is locked in the past with her past on witch mountain. I wouldn't even recognise her from any television programme nowadays. Her Walnut salad! The size of the bowl!

clam Fri 22-Nov-13 21:27:30

Is it just me or is Camille/Yolanda's butler the most smarmy git ever? Lisa didn't look impressed when he greeted her.

He reminded me of Stuart Hall, which put me off.

He seemed a bit of a brown nose too. I know you want to suck up to the boss, but he was way OTT.

And is there only 1 butler in the whole of BH?

Hattie23 Sat 23-Nov-13 11:26:49

So i can only get my RH fix from ITV2 and this is the first time seeing NJ. Can someone tell me what Dina's voiceover for the opening credits is? Its been edited out!!

clam Sat 23-Nov-13 13:52:02

So, Yolanda prides herself on being a wonderful hostess, making her guests feel special and welcomed? hmm Seriously?
Don't often feel much sympathy for Taylor, but I think that I too would have been putting away the wine at a rate of knots, had I the misfortune to be a guest at that dinner party from Hell.

She says 'If you think i'm a bitch, then bring it on' or something like that IIRC.

The soundbites in the opening titles of NJ are the worst ones ever. They cant even come up with anything clever.

Hattie23 Sat 23-Nov-13 18:20:39

grin Thanks. Not exactly turning the air blue then!!

Tiredemma Tue 26-Nov-13 12:26:19

So glad I'm on maternity leave at the moment- RHONY back on ITV2, RHOBH on also and RHONJ. Love it.

Danielle on NJ and her thug mates is just jaw dropping

MrsBucketxx Tue 26-Nov-13 15:18:38

Gutted new rhobh is on sky tonight. Loving nj all the faaaaamily stuff is like married to the mob.

TeaAddict235 Fri 29-Nov-13 17:02:38

The NJ wives are too thugish for me. Just be ladies and stop trying to police the world.

Is all that hair really Teresa's? She's got a lot!

valiumredhead Fri 29-Nov-13 17:16:02

Goodness, Adriana's apology was like pulling teeth!

Lighthousekeeping Sun 01-Dec-13 20:47:31

I used to really like her as well.

valiumredhead Mon 02-Dec-13 12:42:34

I've been watching the re runs of NY. Hopefully the new series will follow on afterwards. Ramona's reaction to Aviva's leg was cringe worthy!

ZebraZeebra Tue 03-Dec-13 11:57:14

RHONY - OMG I had forgotten about the AWESOMENESS of Danny! Danielle's protector/bodyguard/lackey. Even he gets scared off by her crazy grin

MrsBucketxx Thu 05-Dec-13 16:11:33

Why do I dislike teresa's daughter gia so much, she come across so spoilt.

She needs to learn she really isn't great.

valiumredhead Thu 05-Dec-13 19:44:22

Adrianna is really annoying me this season, not surprised Brandi told her to fuck off! She's done something weird with her nose and chin, looks scarily like Michael Jackson and straight hair looks vile on her!

Frozenatchristmas Fri 06-Dec-13 12:51:21

clam - I have just caught up with that episode where they had dinner at Yolanda's house. I couldn't believe it when she turned round and said time to go! How rude.

Buzzardisnotina4birdroast Tue 10-Dec-13 23:14:23

So, who knows what the big secret was about Adrianne that was muted out?

Lighthousekeeping Wed 11-Dec-13 04:15:39

I do but don't you want to wait until it comes out?

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 08:38:05

Tell tell tell!!!


valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 08:44:38

I'm just watching now, Camille saying Dimitri is a compassionate soul-yeah I'm sure he was just before he beat the shit out of herhmm

Buzzardisnotina4birdroast Wed 11-Dec-13 09:04:05

That is exactly what I said when Camille said that valium.

I'll hold Lighthouse down whilst you tickle her feet with a feather, until she gives up the info...

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 09:57:26

I've googled! Not sure why they wanted to keep that secret, would've been pretty obvious I would have thoughtconfused

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 10:09:15

And Kim should be ashamed of herself stirring like that, that was pure idle gossip and served no purpose but to inflame the situation!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 11-Dec-13 10:23:09

That the boys were born via a surrogate. After she'd had the dinner discussion in Vegas about giving birth! If they were really friends they would have known anyway.

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 11:30:49

I'm watching new York series-that seedy club with sweaty Johnny Depp look alike, Blerk. Considering they are so well travelled they are particularly easily pleasedhmm

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 11:35:41

And my 12 year old dressed up on book day looks more like Johnny Depp than Tomas confused

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 11:51:54

Victoria the countess's dd was expelled after a video of her was uploaded on YouTube of her rolling a joint and repeatedly using the word n*****. Silly girl!

If I was looking for a plastic surgeon, one look at Paul's face would put me off. His nose is wonky.

I dislkie Brandi so much, but I am also starting to dislike Lisa who I loved.

Buzzardisnotina4birdroast Wed 11-Dec-13 13:54:18

Oh <snore> is that all it was? I was convinced it was going to be that Paul is gay or that Adrianne is a man. They need a bit of shock value in this series.

valiumredhead Wed 11-Dec-13 15:21:11

I must say when I googled,I thought to myself 'obviously they used a surrogate as Adrienne is a man'grin

Does everyone know about their divorce our shall I spill the beans?

I like Adrienne blush

She is fating some realy young guy now though.


Is anyone else still watchning NJ? Danielle is so delusional and sees everything as a slight against her.

Its0kToBeMe Wed 11-Dec-13 21:46:57

spill valium spill!!

clam Wed 11-Dec-13 23:48:58

Anyone else think that Brandi deliberately asked Adrienne (twice) direct questions about her birth experiences because she knew darn well she'd used a surrogate? (although she might have carried her older son herself. Not sure)

Lighthousekeeping Wed 11-Dec-13 23:52:20

Kim didn't come out of that well.

She came out of it as a shit-stirrer. It was really bad to do it at her BIL's event because she knew it would cause a scene. If she felt that badly, why did she not speak up at the time?

spanky2 Thu 12-Dec-13 13:41:51

Clam, I thought that too.

valiumredhead Thu 12-Dec-13 17:21:32

Adrianne got full custody of kids which is unusual these days plus there were allegations of abuse towards the children. I'm sure I googled that so it's out there. All very odd.

clam Thu 12-Dec-13 18:34:57

I think that at least one of their boys has special needs of some kind (behavioural???) - not that that's necessarily relevant, but I think I read that he was accused of being physically violent/abusive towards them. It was never made clear, either, in season 1, quite how one of the boys managed to break his nose (a kick??)

There was also a scene, in an earlier season, when she was having a kick-boxing lesson, or maybe it was the debate over whether she should attend a Kings game as someone might attack her, and she looked at Paul and said "it wouldn't be the first time."

<<needs to get a life>>

Tiredemma Thu 12-Dec-13 18:39:00

Anyone watching the new season of New Jersey? Teresa's hubby and brother fighting in the first two minutes.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 12-Dec-13 19:24:09

I think you are reading too much into it! The kid broke his nose playing they both said he was always injuring myself. When she said it wouldn't be the first time she was talking about sport not that her husband knocks her about.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 12-Dec-13 19:29:36
valiumredhead Fri 13-Dec-13 13:32:27

Bugger, that link doesn't work for me! What does it say?

I'm watching new York, Aviva's melt down 'I WANT A BANNER!'shock

Buzzardisnotina4birdroast Fri 13-Dec-13 14:10:44

Blimey her new bloke looks like Edward Munster shock.

What new series of NJ? Is it new or an old new series?

Its series 2. I have never seen it before.

Have just watched the country club incident. Danielle is such a drama llama. When she showed that clump of hair that was supposidly ripped out of her head - what a load of rubbish.

Danielle is so grating!

ZebraZeebra Tue 17-Dec-13 11:39:11

Danielle is bat shit. The most awful thing about her is that she treats her daughters like her friends, pulling them into her crazy dramas and telling them all kinds of things she shouldn't, wanting her daughters to validate her decisions and friendship dramas. Her daughters are always the voice of reason - just leave it alone, why get involved etc. It's really sad her young teenage daughters have more maturity and reason when making these kind of decisions about how to conduct yourself!

The season of BH you're watching now - this is the one where Adrienne and Brandi fall out/ Adrienne wants to sue Brandi etc? I think I'm waiting for the one showing in the US no. Confused.

Its series three of BH - yes the one with the falling out between Brandi/Adrienne.

NJ has finished over Christmas. I hope they are bringing it back in the new year!

HollaAtMeBaby Tue 17-Dec-13 21:58:38

I love Danielle's daughters. I imagine that as soon as she leaves the room they just look at each other and laugh about how crazy she is.

HollaAtMeBaby Wed 18-Dec-13 22:08:41

What is the deal with Danielle's weird little ratty friend Danny with the mullet hair and no forehead? You can see from his face that he wants to die when she talks to him over and over and over about the country club incident. Is he just hoping she'll accidentally sleep with him if he hangs around for long enough?

Lighthousekeeping Wed 18-Dec-13 22:18:56

I wished they'd tell us where those BH housewives get their clothes from. Not that I could afford it but their wardrobes have been stunning this season.

clam Thu 19-Dec-13 22:15:17

What the hell is Faye Resnick all about?! angry

Lighthousekeeping Thu 19-Dec-13 22:32:07

She's bloody awful isn't she? She was something to do with the OJ Simpson case. I can't remember what.

clam Thu 19-Dec-13 22:37:55

Yes, I remember she was a friend of his ex-wife, I think.
But what the hell is she doing on RHOBH spouting her opinions? She stated she didn't know Brandi (or rather, that Brandi didn't know her) and then proceeded to a character assassination on her.

Tiredemma Fri 20-Dec-13 09:02:14

Faye Resnick was Nicole Simpsons best friend - she was a witness for prosecution in OJ trial. I think she claimed that OJ had said he planned to kill Nicole. She then did a Playboy shoot following the trial- making her 'famous'

spanky2 Fri 20-Dec-13 18:26:57

Faye =ego

She looks younger now than when she did Playboy.

Why did Kyle keep rolling her eyes, but do nothing to stop her mouthing off?

spanky2 Fri 20-Dec-13 18:50:59

Fear ?

WasWats Fri 20-Dec-13 18:58:21

Omg, I know no one in rl who watches these shows other then me!!! I adore dance Moms and Beverly Hills.

WasWats Fri 20-Dec-13 19:00:17

How the hell did Brandi know all about Adrienne but her 'friends' didn't? And she keeps hinting that she knows more ;)

clam Fri 20-Dec-13 19:09:46

Of course the "friends" knew. But they're keeping schtum and letting Brandi take the flak for letting the cat out of the bag.
Don't see what the issue is, anyway. Camille never hid the fact she used a surrogate.

WasWats Fri 20-Dec-13 19:11:37

I really dislike Kyle, and I love Lisa. Can anyone link me to the reunion show at the end of series on? I missed it and can't find it online.

clam Fri 20-Dec-13 19:11:47

Can't decide whether I like Kyle or she's a prize bitch.
OK, so of course she's a prize bitch, but it might be a laugh to roll up to her lovely house and neck a few cocktails/bottles of wine and dish the dirt.
Same goes for Lisa.
The rest... pfft. Forget it. Plastic bores.

clam Fri 20-Dec-13 19:12:46

It's hard to find any clips on line. You just get "This content is currently unavailable."

clam Fri 20-Dec-13 19:13:03

Stick it on your Christmas list!

clam Fri 20-Dec-13 19:14:03

Disclaimer: Kyle's house is lovely, but it pains me to know that "the morally corrupt Faye Resnick" had a hand in its design.

I love Kim but only because she brings the drama. Camille seems quite nice and at the first reunion show when they were going over some of the horrid things people were saying about her I wondered if we had watched the same show (comparing herself to Jesus aside!). Taylor gets on my nerves.

Brandi's stupid into thingie gets me every time. 'Money doesnt give you class, it just gives you money' - pity she doesn't possess either!

ZeViteVitchofCwismas Fri 20-Dec-13 19:55:46


Tiredemma Fri 20-Dec-13 19:56:16

yes Ze-

On sky 156

ZeViteVitchofCwismas Fri 20-Dec-13 19:57:06

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I meant on free view.


WasWats Sat 21-Dec-13 09:25:43

New Jersey on all day, put the kettle on grin

Caught up with all the New Jersey drama.

I dont like Teresa's husband. He is horrible.

The song that Gia sang at the party. Its telling that her uncle came to hug her before either of her parents. She seemd to hug him tighter too. I dont think Teresa or Joe are good parents.

Jacqueline and Ashley are too similar to ever get on. As much as I love Jacqueline, I dont think she helps the situation, and she does keep going on and on about the sacrifices she has made. Doesn't excuse Ashley being rude, but still.

valiumredhead Mon 23-Dec-13 15:47:59

So now New York has finished will there be a new series after xmas??? <hopeful>

Its0kToBeMe Sat 28-Dec-13 21:24:24

Does anybody know what time BH is on? Same as before?

WasWats Sun 29-Dec-13 12:54:43

Where has BH disappeared off to? I have been searching for it, it seems to have stopped id season.

Lighthousekeeping Sun 29-Dec-13 18:48:03

I think it's stopped over the Xmas period.

WasWats Sun 29-Dec-13 20:16:32

Phew! Might have a look on youtube to see if I can catch up on any I missed.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 29-Dec-13 21:44:05

No more BH in planner sad

I have it on my Virgin box and it has re-recorded episodes 1 and 2 of series 3 for some reason.

WasWats Sun 29-Dec-13 22:28:56

Oh no if its gone from the planner does that mean they have axed it mid series?

Lighthousekeeping Sun 29-Dec-13 22:58:37

I hope not. They've already shown it in the states and now they are on a new one sad

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 29-Dec-13 23:00:13

It has reappeared for Sunday which I think is the repeat of the Tuesday night ? Fingers crossed !

WasWats Mon 30-Dec-13 10:54:54

Yes just popped up here too! Has anyone a link that works to watch New Jersey online? I am on season 2 episode 11 and the next one on jumps loads so I am missing out on all the drama!

BH is back on lifetime next tuesday at the usual time.

And series 8 of OC starts on ITV2 on Monday evening/ Tuesday morning.

Vanderpump Rules (Lisa's spin off show) starts on 28th January at 10pm on Lifetime.

Tiredemma Mon 06-Jan-14 09:32:52

RH of Washington DC starts this morning on ITV2

They only ever made 1 series of it, mainly because its quite tame compared to the others, but I liked it.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Mon 06-Jan-14 16:14:09

New OC starting now ITV2!!

bluebump Mon 06-Jan-14 17:02:40

That was good, I'd forgotten how much I like the OC ones!

Tiredemma Mon 06-Jan-14 17:10:10

YAY!! OC- But what the hell has Vicky done to her face??

Lighthousekeeping Tue 07-Jan-14 20:16:37

It's is good one tonight.

Joekate Thu 09-Jan-14 15:08:17

Is there a new OC thread that I'm missing?

Vicki has morphed into Celine Dion!

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Thu 09-Jan-14 20:17:08

Joekate I think this thread is for all the housewives just now, I cannot really notice Vickis work grin Her face just looks strangely frozen.

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