Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Hope springs eternal

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MsNobodyAgain Sun 04-Aug-13 12:59:32

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Now I am hoping that:
- Heston doesn't get together with that reptilian frozen faced tart. Instead he looks at Mrs T over a cup of Red Bush and is smitten.
- The stalker storyline has a twist and perhaps Al comes to Jizzs' rescue. A knight in a bloody big suit of armour. She'd need a tin opener to get him out.
- The usual people are killed off (6tl, FOD, Chris, Jimmi). We can still hope, never happens though sad
- We get to see TBFE in his fishing gear again. But there's a storm and he is lashed by wind and rain. Phwaaaaaor!

<fans self>

So regulars, please share your hopes. Any newbies/lurkers out there (there MUST be some, surely?), please join in the banter. It's a programme that is so bad, it's good.

Huzzah to more WTF storylines. grin

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 13:08:16


Am still not caught up with Friday. Or Thursday?confused


I've read the spoilers- but I'm still non the wisergrin

I've just read the preview in the Radio Times for Monday and it all looks most WTF!

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:04:56

Well, am catching up with Friday's. I do not like the bad restaurant just for the sake of it thing. It's mean.

The blind date thing brought back memories. I've been on a few- some better than othersgrin.

Oooh, TBFE all casual.

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:06:11

And I loved the Psycho music during the pizza box opening. I would be exactly the same in the presence of a mushroomgrin

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:06:57

His hair is all ruffled- who was e-mailing the writers to request that?grin

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:08:44

I really want a pizza.envy

Hello all. Hope you are all okay. I have had a bit of a mini break from Doctors. Tuned in on Friday and noticed not much has changed. grin

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:11:48

'I could never be your woman'- love the background music. I want that job.

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:12:10

Sparkling !

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:17:03


<psycho music>

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:20:56

'Mr Brightside' a song about voyeurism, classicgrin

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 15:22:55

grin @ his telly blowing up during the credits to Game of Thrones . <love game of Thrones>

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 04-Aug-13 16:16:54

Love the new thread MsN!

I have a theory on the stalker thing - I think it may be FOD. Al is just too obvious and FOD suddenly is always around her and she never was before.

TBFE was gorgeous on Friday, wasn't he? Love him all casual. Love him whatever he's wearing, obviously, but especially when casual.

My hopes for this thread:

1. TBFE will be shown in the gym (and shower) regularly

2. 6tl gets severe food poison during one of her restaurant critic visits and dies.

3. Chris decides to do missionary work in deepest darkest Peru and is never seen again.

3. Jimmi remembers he has OCD and is so busy washing his hands he forgets to go to work ever again.

4. Heston and Mrs T get loved up under the stars drinking Rrrred Bush and eating a nice homemade cake, whilst she is wearing her flirty wig.

5. The rightful owners of Gobby's house turn up.

6. We see more of Zaniel and less of 6tl.

Raahh Sun 04-Aug-13 16:33:08

Oh, Anne- we live in hope of your number 5grin

But especially like number 2 <evil cackle>


AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 04-Aug-13 16:52:45

I seem to have two number 3s. Sorry about that. Lets just think of them as 3a and 3b.

Yes Raahh, if number 2 comes true I'll be happy to wait for the others until the next thread. wink

I don't have any hopes really, don't care enough about the characters to wish anything for them! Chris is growing on me, don't mind 6tl, Jimmi is very annoying as are Jizz and Kevin. Glad zaniel sorted themselves out but what now?

Wasn't around when Gobby inherited her house and I thought the explanation was fine (old aunt no other relatives as far as I remember) so not sure who will come along.

Looking more like Heston and 6tl will get together and she won't end up with TBFE after all. Be nice for him to find a nice lady may have some bedroom scenes

Oh and thanks for the thread MsNobodyAgain

I am hoping for some new characters that I actually like. <hopeful>

Restaurant critic? What have I missed? I must check that my Sky+box is still recording it, it may have glitched with there being a 4 week break before that. I probably won't find time to watch the ones I've missed, it being the school holidays but will jump back in again now.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 07:45:58

Who - Heston and 6tl were at a restaurant and criticising everything and it just so happened that a local newspaper editor was at a neighbouring table. He has hired them to write a restaurant review column. Obviously. hmm

I think this is an attempt by the writers to make us warm to 6tl, however we still hate the "reptilian frozen faced tart" (copyright MsN).

So long as Heston doesn't warm to her too much!

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 08:11:09

That's our fear, Who. We want Hestembe!

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 13:47:15


Love Mrs T! "£75??"

Shower scene was a disappointment - wanted it to be TBFE.

Wasn't that red-haired lady in Casualty?

Oh, here comes the reptilian 6tl.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 13:50:37

Is this "wife" talk all leading up to a Zaniel wedding?

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 13:52:43

Oooh! TBFE!

curlyclaz13 Mon 05-Aug-13 13:55:51

Was wondering where spa receptionist was from !
she is a bit obsessed with her son's sex life ! shock

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 13:56:12

Bondage at lunchtime? shock

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 13:58:06

Love that Karen's hypochondria has made a reappearance. It comes and goes like Jimmi's OCD.

curlyclaz13 Mon 05-Aug-13 14:01:08

ooh Al was nearly busted there.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 14:04:45


AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 14:05:06

Quite a birthday present!

curlyclaz13 Mon 05-Aug-13 14:07:01

so is the mum gay ? this is seriously WTF.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 14:11:02

I think so. Or probably bi.

All very WTF.

Miggs28 Mon 05-Aug-13 14:31:00

hey everyone! officially a lurker coming out & announcing I am a secret fan of doctors blush

I even have it on record for the days I'm out!

can't believe they're doing a bondage episode!!

Raahh Mon 05-Aug-13 14:32:51

Miggs- welcome to the Dark Side!grin

I've missed today's- bondage, hey? grin

Miggs28 Mon 05-Aug-13 15:24:57

Thanks grin I'm currently on maternity leave and have discovered the wonders of daytime telly

the stalker story line has taken a rather sinister turn with the text message!

curlyclaz13 Mon 05-Aug-13 15:33:46

Miggs, apparently maternity leave is how they reel you in !

toldmywrath Mon 05-Aug-13 15:40:54

Thanks for new thread MsNo.
Anne I thought it was TBFE in the shower at first (pah it wasn't sad ) Also I didn't notice 2 number threes until you said & then I read your follow up as 2 number twos & wondered what on earth you were on about.
Welcome to Miggs-daytime TV is a shocker, never watch it apart from Doctors (does Tipping Point on at the old time of 4pm count though??)

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 15:41:31

Hello Miggs!

Even when you return to work you will still have Doctors on series link.

Once you start you can't stop!

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 05-Aug-13 15:43:43

I know, Told! I was telling DD to be quiet as my programme was on when in the corner of my eye I saw a dark-haired man in the shower. I thought the writers must have answered our prayers and then realised it was just a teenager. Gutted.

MsNobodyAgain Mon 05-Aug-13 17:04:45

Oh sounds like I missed a good one today. I was out shopping so I'll watch later.

Welcome Miggs smile. See I knew there were lurkers out there.

I'll be late watching tomorrow too as we are going to the zoo. DS2 didn't want to come until I told him he would see monkeys bums. Now he can't wait! hmm grin

Miggs28 Mon 05-Aug-13 17:08:28

my DS will only nap on me at the moment so I'm spending quite a bit of time stuck on the sofa - the TV is my lifeline! I am even beginning to get a bit of a TV routine blush

must must must get out more!!!

I'm sure I will be leaving doctors on record from now ongrin

MsNobodyAgain Mon 05-Aug-13 17:23:42

My kids are 9, 8 and 8 and I am still using the TV as my lifeline (and MN of course).

curlyclaz13 Mon 05-Aug-13 17:35:54

Miggs how old is your little one ?

Hi Miggs28, maternity leave it how I got into it too smile

Sounds like I missed a good one, off work for two weeks so lots of days out and dh at home so not sure how many I'll see. Try and catch up on today's tomorrow.

Dh is watching Get Carter now, not my kind of film!

MsNobodyAgain Tue 06-Aug-13 12:51:35

(Chester Zoo has a MAHOOSIVE wasp problem)

Just sayin'

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 13:48:12

Have you been drinking, MsN?

TBFE looking good today.

Hope the blonde nurse who's name escapes me hasn't been left out of the additional training.

Hope the 6tl story doesn't dominate today.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 13:49:34

What have I seen the inspector woman in before?

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 13:52:55

Sad git with no life that I am, I have just done an advanced search on my name and "blonde nurse background" and discovered that the blonde nurse in the background is called Tash.

I feel embarrassed that I had forgotten the name of one of my top 5 current characters in the show.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 13:56:42

How can 6tl have such a knowledge of entire families in the practice when she has been a locum for years?

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 14:04:58

First time I have ever felt warm towards Chris.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 14:06:47

Oooh! Go TBFE! Love his masterful voice! <swoon>

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 14:13:44

Zara is so not the best person to advise someone on things like this.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 14:14:24

Well thank you very much for the chat! It has been like Piccadilly Circus here today!

Miggs28 Tue 06-Aug-13 14:49:01

have just got in, been out since 10 and have just put doctors on, glad I remembered to put it on series record!!

MsNobodyAgain Tue 06-Aug-13 15:36:03

grin at Anne talking to herself. No I am not on the grog. I am actually at Chester Zoo and the wasps outnumber all the other animals put together.

<swats frantically>

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 16:53:45

Ahh, Chester Zoo. grin Fortunately both older dcs have been with Rainbows/school t this year,so I am spared the expense the trip I'm considering Lyme park on Thursday (we have a free pass through the bank)-if I go, I'll take a picture of Mr Darcy in the lakegrin

Catching up with yesterday's. it is quite wtf.

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:02:23

I am beginning to think it is too obvious that Al is the stalker. He is a stalker, but I think the official stalker is someone else.

Zara is bring 'orrible to Gobby.

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:07:06

'if it's got two legs you'll sleep with it'


the restaurant reviews are going to cause trouble, aren't they.

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:08:32

And the randy mother in yesterday's has been a receptionist in something else- Casualty? Didn't she lose loads of weight and launch a singing career?

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:16:09

Right todays.

Ooh, Mrs T! Another funeral. 6tl is getting her moneys worth out of her black coat. In

oh lordy, Rory got runover!

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:21:36

How are they supposed to do their job properly with this annoying development woman looking on?

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:33:08

The development woman is a bitch- and she's going to end up shagging TBFE, isn't she (he's a terrible judge of character)

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 17:47:52

TBFE shines in today's episode, Raahh.

Yes, yesterday's randy mother was in Casualty.

Raahh - I said the other day that I didn't think Al was the stalker. I think it is Mandy. I realise that this is a ridiculous notion.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 17:48:22

Oh! Maybe the stalker is Tash! We haven't seen her this week!

Raahh Tue 06-Aug-13 17:51:23

ooh, Tash! maybe...

I know that Doctor's plots are really obvious, but just for once I'd like a twist. but realise this may make the writers explode!

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 06-Aug-13 18:35:31

They need to bring Barry in to investigate! I miss Barry. He's also in my top 5 current characters, even though he hasn't been in it for months.

ClayDavis Tue 06-Aug-13 18:40:40

Right. Fell off the last thread. Have just realised I haven't caught up with Thursday's and Friday's episodes yet let alone this weeks.

Looked up the woman assessing everyone and she's had little parts in loads including emmerdale and the bill. She was really annoying, I really dislike shit stirrers! Glad she was given what for. Not quite sure what to think of Rory!

ClayDavis Tue 06-Aug-13 20:17:18

Wow. Catching up is like a whole marathon of WTF. The boy in the woods, TBFE and the pizza guy, Jaz's drunken date, the randy receptionist.

Raahh Wed 07-Aug-13 13:46:52

Oh, they've let them out ona course.

is FOD wearing one of Freya (who)'s old shirts altered

Raahh Wed 07-Aug-13 14:02:54

ha ha at Gobby draping herself over Chris.

I was just realised I have messed up.Our planned trip to Lyme park tomorrow has to be changed, as the house is shut, and it's not worth going. But we have a free nt pass, so are going round the corner to Styal. Again.sad

This is a bit of a dull episode.

curlyclaz13 Wed 07-Aug-13 14:16:55

bit behind today but it's not really that great is it ? do you think the jizz/al thing will come to a head now Kevin is on it ?

MsNobodyAgain Wed 07-Aug-13 18:27:13

The school holidays are playing havoc with my viewing sad. I am 3 behind now.

By the time I get the kids to bed at gone 9 I am fit for nothing myself. And I am trying to pack for hols. and speak to csa/solicitors about he who must not be named

Must do better.

AlphaBetaOoda Wed 07-Aug-13 20:38:42

Just place marking as I've not watched this week and got left behind last week bloody school holidays and doctors appts

Watching now.

This vomitting woman is weird!

I do like Kevin's matter of factness even if he is annoying at times!

Raahh Thu 08-Aug-13 13:50:52

Can't watch today- am at quarrey bank mill , being attacked by the wasps that have moved to styal from Chester!

MsNobodyAgain Thu 08-Aug-13 14:11:53

It's a plague round here Raahh. Glad I am stuck in the opticians for now, although that is another episode I need to watch later.

curlyclaz13 Thu 08-Aug-13 16:01:41

just watched, another dull one.

Raahh Thu 08-Aug-13 19:03:00

Oooh- my local news at lunchtime were showing Quarry Bank mill (the tail end is on before my recording of Doctors)we watched them filming!Think it's to do with 'The Mill' that was filmed there.

Right I'm going to watch today's...

Raahh Thu 08-Aug-13 19:04:22

Gobbyplod is in a bad mood.

Raahh Thu 08-Aug-13 19:14:29

'dipping a pig'

Raahh Thu 08-Aug-13 19:29:52

web cam- I think it's in the plant Al bought Jizz when she moved in.

Haven't seen Gobby plod in ages! I enjoyed today's episode, wondering if Al's gf is going to be real or if he's going to pay an escort. The stalker is a bit confused now I think, one minute I like your lacy top next minute slag by text hmm

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 08-Aug-13 22:41:13

Watched yesterday's earlier. Very WTF. Especially Gobby draped over Chris. confused

Will have to watch today's and tomorrow's tomorrow night as we've been taking advantage of some free activities put on this week by local attractions. The things I do for dd. Oh well, only just over three weeks until school starts!

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 08-Aug-13 22:42:23

Cinnamon - I reckon Gobbyplod will be brought in to solve the stalker case.

MsNobodyAgain Thu 08-Aug-13 22:42:40

I've finally caught up, yay!

TBFE had overdone the Brylcream on Monday. His hair looked like he'd had it in a chip pan.

The vomiting woman was a good actress, made me feel quite queasy. The receptionist on Monday made me laugh and also reminded me not to watch Doctors with my mum. The scriptwriters love to throw an odd bit of filth in grin

Talking of filth... Kevin is looking mighty finnnnnne lately.

I don't think Mandy is the stalker, still think it is Al or could it possibly be that guy she was dating/engaged to when she first joined the series?

Hadn't thought of that, probably giving him a rest before he's in every episode. Hope that hideous woman he did the baby stealing investigation with doesn't return!

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 13:46:20

Waiting for a good one today. All children occupied and a cup of tea ready.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 13:48:02

Me too Hoggy. Might not get chance at all next week.

Ohhhh, a clairvoyant.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 13:48:31

MrsT versus a psychic. Should be a bun fight.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 13:49:09

6tl looks amazingly drab today.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 13:50:02

I know who my moneys on grin

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 13:50:32

Kev's shirt is a bit loud. It is having a fight with his trousers/waistcoat combo.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 13:52:04

I hadn't noticed. Too busy admiring his stubble.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 13:57:40

Creepy Al is suspected of lying about his new girlfriend.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 13:59:29

About time too. They need to crack on with that storyline.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:02:14

Stalking the stalker?

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 14:05:16

Ewwwww, Al in a strip club.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:06:26

A Jiz substitute. Surely there isn't enough room in the world for two!

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:07:19

I'm beginning to feel sorry for Al. I hope he isn't the stalker.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 14:09:16

He's playing too good a part for me to like him. Gives me the heebie geebies.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:09:18

I've just remembered about the hidden cameras shock. Now Jiz is being nice about Al so he must be the creepy stalker.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:12:31

Heebie geebies indeed [shudders]

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 14:12:45

It's confusing isn't it? Well, time to dye my hair. Ohhhhhh the glamour, a home dye job. I'll try not to ruin my slippers this time.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 14:14:54

I'm off to the park with DD to find DS and DN. My life is non stop excitement too grin

curlyclaz13 Fri 09-Aug-13 15:16:05

The mothership was here so I made her watch it too, I think she is worried about me now grin It has to be Al doesn't it ? he really reminds me of my bosses son, he would do something creepy like that and he looks the spit.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 16:06:22

Arf @ 'the Mothership' grin

toldmywrath Fri 09-Aug-13 16:20:45

MsNo-double glamour: you dyeing your hair- whilst wearing your slippers.
The mothership !
Now my theory (well my DS's theory really) is that Al is not the stalker but he will ride to Jiz's rescue next week when Kev's on his hols.

curlyclaz13 Fri 09-Aug-13 16:34:20

Maybe Kev is the stalker and is trying to frame Al grin

Raahh Fri 09-Aug-13 18:22:02

Well, today,to continue the Raahh family holidays, we went to Jodrell bank. Haven't been for years- dcs very impressed by large telescope. Parents less impressed by cost of food. We did get a refund on Dh's as there was a dead fly on his chips. He's just gutted he didn't finish more of the the burger before he discovered it and took it back.grinAnd Prof Brian Cox wasn't there, but a very lovely bloke did the talk old enoughto be his mother

Dh back at work Monday, so we've got 3 weeks of 'muuuuuum I'm bored'/bickering over Minecraft to look forward to. And dd1's birthday next Friday-she's very excited , I foresee major anti-climax.

Will catch up latergrin

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 18:43:24

told I just needed a rotten dressing gown to complete the look.

Raahh ex-h once took me to Jodrell Bank. It was shut hmm

I am orf to a lovely family run caravan park in an idyllic coastal town Haven in Blackpool so keep the thread warm in my absence please. smile

Raahh Fri 09-Aug-13 19:57:25

grin at JB being shut- I didn't know it ever did!! Mind you, they don't have the planetarium anymore, due to cuts in the University funding.

Haven in Blackpool- good luckwink
We went a few of years back, even though it was Easter weekend, I have never been so cold. Dh went home in the middle of the first night to get extra duvets and an electric heater. Lucky we're not that far away. Kids enjoyed it though. We used to go to Pontins every year when I was a kid, fond memories of very long drives to Lowestoft and the Isle of Wight.grin

MsNobodyAgain Fri 09-Aug-13 20:10:05

I have booked the duluxe/supreme/ whatevertheycallitthatyoupayextrafor, just to ensure we have heating in the bedrooms and bathrooms.

My parents used to own a caravan in Rhyl that only had a gas fire. Grim.

ClayDavis Fri 09-Aug-13 20:10:13

I had family who lived in Lowestoft when I was a kid. Don't really remember much about it though. Do remember going on holiday to Blackpool in December though. It was freezing and not to be recommended.

If this wasn't Doctors, I'd say that Al couldn't be the stalker because they've made it too obvious. As it is Doctors, I have no idea whether he is or not. I'm not sure the script writing is up to having a twist in the tale.

HoggyTruffle Fri 09-Aug-13 20:20:01

We did a caravan park in Fleetwood up the road from Blackpool in October once. It was bloody freezing quite cold but luckily there was central heating in the caravan. Caravans have certainly moved on since the family holidays of my childhood.

The last time I was in Blackpool for the lights we walked back to our hotel in horizontal icy rain with sobbing DC because all the trams were full. I was brought up in the North West but had forgotten the lovely weather that comes across the Irish Sea grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 09-Aug-13 21:29:49

Watched yesterday's but not had a chance to see today's yet, and I am watching BB now. (Love classy tv, me grin)

Have a fab holiday MsN, hope you get great weather and the wasps don't follow you to Blackpool. grin

Raahh Fri 09-Aug-13 21:30:15

Here's a funny 'things kids say' thing from yesterday. We were shown a pot of live leeches, in a talk about Victorian medicine. Ds went green, and said 'I ate those at the Chinese restaurant?? That's disgusting!'shock

Turns out he meant lycheesgrin

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 09-Aug-13 21:33:03

I went to Blackpool once for a wedding and went when the lights were on. It was pouring with rain and I kept asking DH when the lights were coming on, and he kept saying "I don't know".

Eventually we asked someone as we were cold, soaked through, hungry (there seemed to be no restaurants in Blackpool, it was bizarre) and fed up. We were told they were on. I've seen better lit country roads.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 09-Aug-13 21:33:57

grin Raahh.

I think you're lucky not to remember Lowestoft! I'm not to far away and haven't been for a while out of choice, Norfolk beaches are definitely better than Suffolk ones smile

We've been to Norwich today hunting Gorillas so missed Doctors, was just about to watch when dh suggested I wouldn't make it to the end and we should go to bed! So night night all smile

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 09-Aug-13 21:46:01

Oh I love Norwich, Cinnamon. One of my friends on FB has been posting pictures every day of the gorillas and they are fabulous!

We found 24 out of the 53, will go again but without dh for the rest! Was going to go with my db but ds1 wants to find the rest so will take him too smile

Raahh Sat 10-Aug-13 12:50:44

Oooh, I've read the spoilers! grin

My Doctors viewing schedule is all over the place at the momentsad

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 11-Aug-13 16:30:28

Ok, all up to date, finally, and have read the spoilers.

I'm still not convinced Al is the stalker. I think he has done some stalkerish things, but I don't think he is the real scary stalker.

Raahh Sun 11-Aug-13 20:06:18

Anne- I don't think so either. It will be someone really unexpected. or notgrin

AnneEyhtMeyer Sun 11-Aug-13 21:02:45

It will either be her ex, a patient we have never seen before or Heston. grin

Raahh Sun 11-Aug-13 21:49:08


I hope it's not Barrysad

AlphaBetaOoda Sun 11-Aug-13 23:11:21

No totally left field and going for TBFE
<ducks to hide from Anne >

I've just caught up and going to be behind again tomorrow as dds have haircuts/tues meeting friends/wed day out.

Raahh Sun 11-Aug-13 23:23:43

Have finally caught up with Friday.

'Heaven is not a holiday destination'-I Love Mrs T grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 07:55:06

Ood I am shock at you. I can only presume you must have been drinking.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 13:46:33

Afternoon. Watching live for a change.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 13:49:02

Tanya should use her right hook on her bloke.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 13:59:59

I am very confused with this policewoman story. I really don't know what is going on. Just another normal episode of Doctors then!

Haven't caught up on Fridays but watching today. Dexter was in hollyoaks. The woman is familiar too, any ideas?

6tl and Heston are getting on my nerves today, why are thy being so horrible!

Oooohh stroppy!

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 14:01:55

No idea, but I never recognise anybody.

curlyclaz13 Mon 12-Aug-13 14:02:14

nice and random again

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 14:03:02

6tl always gets on my nerves, Cinnamon. She is a bad influence on Heston. He needs to go back to Mrs T.

MrsReiver Mon 12-Aug-13 14:03:53

When it's revealed Al isn't Jizz's stalker, I shall remind you all that I said that from the start! grin

I have no idea what is going on with the polis woman - who is Daz? What is he after? Is he blackmailing her in return for Andy's contract with the gym?

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 14:05:38

Oh I'm looking forward to Daniel and Mrs T playing golf!

Should be interesting, Daniel always puts his foot in it!

curlyclaz13 Mon 12-Aug-13 14:09:36

the only policeman in the village to the rescue !
he is blackmailing her over her steroid use to stop his mate going down for murder I think.

Feeling a bit sorry for Al!

MrsReiver Mon 12-Aug-13 14:09:51

Daniel really needs a haircut.

MrsReiver Mon 12-Aug-13 14:10:26

Daaaawwww, Jimmy's lovely.

I said the same about Daniels hair grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 12-Aug-13 14:12:03

Thank God we have Curly on the thread to decipher the plots for us! Could you do a resume every day for us? Thanks in advance! wink

curlyclaz13 Mon 12-Aug-13 14:29:23

oh god, I truly have lost all hope haven't I ?! I missed the end due to a pukey baby so not much use really.

Raahh Mon 12-Aug-13 14:29:26

Right, finally sat down, been clearing the dcs rooms. I wish I hadn't started.grin

Oh-nothing like POAS on demandhmm

Raahh Mon 12-Aug-13 14:34:06

I don't like the restaurant critic thing, it's mean. Heston could do so much bettergrin

FOD knows everyone.

Raahh Mon 12-Aug-13 14:43:38

So Kev is off on holiday.

And 6tl is total snobby caaahh.

Raahh Mon 12-Aug-13 14:45:19

Mrs T gets all the best lines!

And Zara is a scheming madam. grin

That was just plain mean of Zara, maybe Daniel can persuade 6tl to take her to a Restuarant to critique on her day off!

I won't be watching today, we're on the way to duxford confused sad hmm

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 13:50:51

eh ?

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 13:51:35

No idea.

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 13:54:32


curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 13:57:14

That wig is not compatible with golf.

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 13:57:30

Still no idea.

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 14:02:34

On yersel' Mrs T!

Just switched on. Mrs T seems to be playing Golf with Daniel in a silly hat. confused

Is Morotania a real place?

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 14:06:02

I thought it was a ship. confused
did jas' s blinds open themselves while she was asleep ?

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 14:08:17

Mauritania is real yes, and I was thinking that Curly.

The call is coming from inside the house........

This stalker storyline is bollocks.

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 14:08:33

ooh she's caught him !

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 14:09:24

So Al IS the stalker? Or is he trying to protect her from the stalker?

I'm so confused.

I think a house fire involving Jas and Al seems appropriate in this case.

I think he is the stalker MrsR.

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 14:11:24

An episode featuring parallel universes?

Doctors does Sliding Doors.

MrsReiver Tue 13-Aug-13 14:12:09

Such a cop out. I'm very disappointed. My faith in him was misplaced.

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 14:45:48

MrsR I think you would have to be in a parallel universe to have a script that complex in doctors ! wink

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 16:30:45

Missed todays,as was asleepblush.In my defence, I was up most of the nightas dd2 was constipated (tmi) and couldn't sleep. (She's ok nowgrin), and then I was up sobbing in a hormonal pmt mess at 4.30. So by 12.30, I was shatteredgrin

Providing I'm still awake, I'll catch up later.

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:04:16

Right just catching up.

that wig is not compatible with golf Classic grin

Poor Kev, doesn't look like he's going anywhere...

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:08:13

And Jimmi would be a nightmare to take on holiday- he'd probably fold his trunks at the end of his bed. He'd never swim in a pool with^other bodies^<shudder> grin

today's is quite funny.

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:10:03

Why has Mrs T dressed as Super Gran?

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:11:08

oh, the stalker has upped the ante- an engagement ring???

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 13-Aug-13 21:16:17

Going to catch up now.

The Doctors' Facebook page says "Is Al the stalker?", which suggests to me he isn't.

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:16:34

'a crisis of faith on the back nine' pmsl

Zara is a beatch!grin

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:19:23

Go Mrs T!!!

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:21:57

How do you book a holiday without somebody telling you you need a visa?

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:23:22

So he expected them to go to Paris?

Oh Al!

Raahh Tue 13-Aug-13 21:25:22

Oh dear,Al.

curlyclaz13 Tue 13-Aug-13 21:44:07

I have just seen a thread on active about stylish clothes for golf, it took some restraint not to post about Mrs T grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 13-Aug-13 21:46:41

I love Mrs T.

ClayDavis Tue 13-Aug-13 21:49:50

Just catching up. MrsT plays golf. Classic.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 13:46:28

She took him to the cleaners on the 19th surely?

Oh FFS this Jasal storyline is making me cross.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 13:48:18

The stalking isn't going to stop and Al will come to the rescue.


Ooh an unnecessary home visit.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 13:56:33

Do the mother and son only exist in Daniel's head?

curlyclaz13 Wed 14-Aug-13 13:57:28

missed the first five minutes, what's going on with the card writing child ? and love looking for worm holes old man.

Eh? What?

I saw the first 5 minutes and haven't got a scooby curly.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 13:59:44

Seeing the first five minutes hasn't helped me Curly.

curlyclaz13 Wed 14-Aug-13 14:00:34

true to form then !

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:01:00

What? The boy has died? When....???

I have no idea what's going on. Has there been flashbacks but we didn't know? Who had a heart attack? Oh, the 13 year old did. Right. confused

When he was on the pitch after Daniel said he was fit to play?

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:02:02

Are we all tripping?

I think we must all be on Quack.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:03:00

So that's why they ran onto the pitch at the very beginning.

curlyclaz13 Wed 14-Aug-13 14:03:27

eh ?


MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:04:51

He gave up the cpr a bit quick didn't he?

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:05:21

Every cpr cliche in the book there - nicely done.

GP visits patient in hospital. Yeah right.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:07:27

Why did he know to go to old man's house? My baby was crying.

curlyclaz13 Wed 14-Aug-13 14:09:09

he didn't go to the hospital, because obviously doctors phone and check if you turn up.

ooh do you think tbfe is the stalker ?

I have no crying baby but have no idea MrsR.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:10:11

Cheers, I could see he was on phone but couldn't hear what he was saying. Inconvenient baby.

MrsReiver Wed 14-Aug-13 14:11:36


Me too MrsR.

toldmywrath Wed 14-Aug-13 16:20:50

Curly arf at the wig incompatability-& go for it on the other thread- I dare you to comment about Mrs T's apparel.
I thought today's was very sad-saving the old man but not the young boy. Yes Daniel gave up on the cpr too soon-he would have waited for the paramedics at least.
I don't think Al is the stalker-why didn't he & Jaz communicate more-she never mentioned the slag texts & gifts etc..
Rant over.

Right, apologies for being AWOL, but I haven't found time to watch a single episode since getting back off holiday, and we're away again next week, I am starting to think I will have to pick up again once school goes back. I have missed the chatter though, so I am going to read through the thread and join in even if I'm not watching.

News from me - I have got an allotment! Been on the waiting list 4 years and forgotten all about it. There is a concern that it might eat into my TV watching still further though.

toldmywrath Wed 14-Aug-13 18:20:22

Who good news on the allotment. I don't think you've missed much, but the Al Jiz stalker storyline has been warming up.

Thanks Told. I will try my best to piece together the storyline from the thread. I stayed off here in case I managed a catch up and confused myself, but I have decided to give up and just watch when I can.

curlyclaz13 Wed 14-Aug-13 19:14:15

Who, I'm not sure watching it would leave you less confused than reading the thread grin

HoggyTruffle Wed 14-Aug-13 20:53:08

I'm with you Who, I will have to wait until after the hols to get down to some serious watching. I find this thread often makes more sense than the actual program.

Could the stalker be a blast from the past? Does the stalker have a large bean bag with them? Is Mac back?

I don't think the boy died toldmywrath, he could have in an alternative universe that the old guy was talking about and that was the first bit but I thought at the end he was alive? Perhaps I need to watch again?!?

It looks to me like Al is responsible for some of the stalkerish behaviour but not all. Perhaps it's her ex fiance?

I watched all of today's and the first half of yesterdays.

Ok, read through the whole thread and am none the wiser. Arf at wigs incompatible with golf.

I think the stalker is Jimmi <random>.

Tomorrow I will be taking the DCs shoe shopping sad.

MrsReiver Thu 15-Aug-13 09:52:52

I just have a basic childhood first aid cert and I know you continue CPR until the nee naws arrive.

I think all the stuff at the beginning was flashbacks Cinnamon, but it was really, really poorly edited.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 10:10:47

Haven't seen yesterday's yet and am also doing the dreaded shoe-shopping for DD today so won't see today's.

Love the idea that the stalker is Mac. grin

curlyclaz13 Thu 15-Aug-13 10:15:37

The fb page has a link for tv awards featuring Mrs T in her lovely inappropriate for golf wig grin
I really need help don't I ?

curlyclaz13 Thu 15-Aug-13 10:16:38

sorry, incompatible with golf wig grin

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 13:46:00

Zara, she's not an ogre

No, she's worse smile

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 13:49:21

D&V at the police station. Hope it affects doesn't affect the only plod in the village.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 13:52:15

Now Al is in kangaroo court at the Mill for stalking.

And more vomiting at the nick.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 13:55:47

Heston is having a man to man talk about ardour with Al now. His bow tie might start spinning soon in horror.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 13:58:52

They are falling like flies now. Mass vomiting from police men and women all over Leatherbridge. It is a doctors worse nightmare says 6tl.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 14:00:56

The only plod in the village is about to find out what is going with the vomming. It was the sandwich!

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 14:02:44

It's taxing police work now. He has to find out where the sandwich came from.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 14:05:08

Poor Al. Zara is having a go now - "inadequate pathetic slug" is a bit harsh. I just hope he gets to save Jiz from the real stalker.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 14:09:25

Plod ate the sandwiches too grin.

HoggyTruffle Thu 15-Aug-13 14:11:50

Well it's been lovely chatting to myself (I'm used to it with 2 DC) and if you have recorded this episode you can tell it's not really worth watching (unless you like toilet scenes).

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 14:26:57

Thanks Hoggy! grin

Just watched yesterday's as was back earlier than I thought and have commandeered the TV.

Very strange with the parallel universes, but I think the young boy definitely did die.

Just about to watch today's.

toldmywrath Thu 15-Aug-13 16:10:27

Yes I think he died sad Anne
I hope Al isn't thinking of doing something stupid (overdose perhaps)following Zara's awful attack on him. Yet again they haven't mentioned the slag text, emails & gift left/flowers on car!
Didn't watch live today as my DD was throwing up! Imagaine my surprise when I watched it on replay... envy that's a vom emoticon rather than a envy one btw
Waves to Hoggy

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 16:13:41

Oh, life imitating art, told! Hope your DD is feeling better now.

No one has actually told Al what he is meant to have done, so when he apologises I think he is apologising for lesser crimes. He is definitely not the main stalker.

Loved the preview of tomorrow's episode where Zara thinks Joe is gifted! Bet she would be on MN! grin

toldmywrath Thu 15-Aug-13 16:18:40

Is this cake a new one ?

toldmywrath Thu 15-Aug-13 16:23:05

Thanks Anne DD is on the mend fx. They need their mummies when they're poorly.
Yes -no one has told Al all the ins & outs-so I think he's apologising for the lesser crime including keeping an eye on her (still stalkery behaviour though-I wouldn't like it)
When will she find the camera in her house? (I mistyped that as hose originally-now that would be a surprise!)

toldmywrath Thu 15-Aug-13 16:24:30

I don't watch the previews-don't want to 'spoil' the episode.

curlyclaz13 Thu 15-Aug-13 16:39:12

just caught up, bit low on wtf factor today. I do think that Al is apologising for what he has done without knowing the full story.
my money is still on tbfe, he was too pleased that jizz didn't want the police involved.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 17:02:02

No way. TBFE is too lovely to be a stalker. People would be more likely to stalk him.

Thanks Hoggy - saved me having to watch it grin

AlphaBetaOoda Thu 15-Aug-13 21:44:09

anne put the binoculars away and leave TBFE alone.

I've just watched 4 in a row. Makes them feel even more WTF!

Good thinking on Al & another 'evil' stalker though I liked Zara's take on him.

Lol at the golf & today's poo/sick/sandwich mystery was yawn. Daniels story getsWTF if the week for me.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 22:11:31

Ok Ood. Spoilsport.

AlphaBetaOoda Thu 15-Aug-13 22:19:53


It's really irritated me that Al has owned up to who knows what and they've accused him without actually talking about the crimes he's accused of! Vomiting bug was daft and 6tl was far too excited about it confused

Will need to watch that episode again as I'm sure the boy didn't die! He died at the beginning but then Daniel and mum were at the football match and he was running around and the old mans voice came on talking about his alternative parallel universes.

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 22:34:01

It finished with them standing by the field with no football match on, and then you saw a ghostly vision of him running past and waving. I think he definitely died.*

*Please be aware I have difficulty following WTF plots so this may be a load of rubbish.

But what about the bit where he breathed after Daniel gave him CPR and then mum smiled at him and they put him in the recovery position?

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 15-Aug-13 22:42:52

That was before the end though, that was in the alternate universe. Not this one.

I think.

Ah ok, he definitely did fade at the end but I assumed that was something arty that I just didn't get blush

AlphaBetaOoda Fri 16-Aug-13 07:19:04

I didn't ge that at all.

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 11:49:40

It's dd1's 7th birthday today- she has requested a girly shopping trip to the Trafford centre, so my mum got her a giftcard. I foresee huge amounts of tat being purchased from Claire's accessories. This means I will miss today's as wellsad

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 13:48:32

oh, I'm still here!

stealing toilet paper is the least of Al's worriesgrin

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 13:49:12

Howard's quiffgrin

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 13:51:38

what's the deal with this woman? she's acting very strange.

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 13:54:28

grin @ Zara thinking Joe said 'appropriate' .

Oh- social services. What is she up to?

Gobby is in her element with the gossip. And she's taking the piss out of Danielgrin

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 13:57:58

ooh- snotty police officer sneering a Chris being 'only' a nurse.

I love Zaniel coming over all g and t and pfb.

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 14:03:10

grin- Joe said 'poorly foot'

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 14:04:17

I'm still confused.

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 14:05:55

Gobby doesn't do 'sensitive'

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 14:08:23

the plod is annoying. Why is he trying to make a big issue??

Well, I managed to watch the last 15 mins today but am still none the wiser. Chris is such a bloody do-gooder (even if he was right).

curlyclaz13 Fri 16-Aug-13 15:01:02

The mothership was here so only half watched but I don't think that was detrimental to my understanding or enjoyment of today's episode. love the non genius child ! why wasn't the only plod in the village sent to find the 'missing' baby ? was he still poorly from yesterday's sandwiches grin

Seeing as Jimmi is the only one to know what Al has actually done he's being pretty harsh.

Why were the police after that woman? Just because of the diagnosis of the baby's illness?

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 16-Aug-13 20:45:48

Well 99% of today's was pointless. Zaniel was funny though.

Looking forward to tomorrow as Gobby's snooty neighbour is back! I love her!

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 20:45:51

cinnamon- I felt like I missed half the programme. I think she took the baby A & E, with chickenpox, and concerns over paracetamol side effects. The hospital mis-diagnosed an infection, and wanted to give intravenous antibiotics, which she refused, so left. Which triggered social services involvement, and a very over zealous plod. But it wasn't very cleargrin

toldmywrath Fri 16-Aug-13 21:04:04

Yes Raahh -you've summarized nicely.
Anne-is it on tomorrow then?? You must be well excited about Doctors on a Saturday wink

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 21:08:25


Doctors on a Saturday. If only!

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 16-Aug-13 21:13:21

Haha! My brain is mush, never listen to me. grin

MsNobodyAgain Fri 16-Aug-13 21:38:40

Just read the thread for this week. Clear as mud, you lot! grin

So, two questions:
- do I need to watch the 5 episodes I missed?
- is Al the stalker or not?

I am guessing no/don't know.

cake what's this all about then? Tech finally gave in to the nagging or is it for Great British Bake Off?

Questions, questions confused

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 16-Aug-13 21:41:40

Yay! You're back MsN! grin We've missed you.

You need to watch the Golf episode. Classic Mrs T, not to be missed.

Forget the other episodes.

We don't know if Al is the stalker. He seems to be admitting it but we think he is admitting lesser offences of stalking (if there are such things) but isn't the really freaky stalker.

No idea about the cake.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 16-Aug-13 21:49:03

grin thanks Anne. I have missed you all too. No signal on holiday so it was very isolating liberating.

Of course I must watch the golf one. Hope she did better than me and the DCs did at mini golf. DSs charged round the course, cheating and fighting. Another family were trying to play properly so we got a few hmm faces. It was ace! grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 16-Aug-13 21:51:07

Did you have your golfing clothes on? Mrs T gave an absolute masterclass on dressing appropriately for golf. Especially the socks.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 16-Aug-13 22:02:25

If jeans and a hoody count as golfing clothes, yes.

I will watch tomorrow. Yay to a bit of Mrs T! She's fab.

Raahh Fri 16-Aug-13 22:06:26

Great British Bake Off!! <penny drops> . I recently watched all the old series because I didn't watch them at the time. I don't go on't thread, I feel like an intrudergrin


You can miss today's really, although it did reveal that all Al's admitted to us sitting outside Jaz's house 3-4 times because he 'wanted to be close to her', bleugh envy

Agree the golf episode was fab but there were none this week that I wish I hadn't watched iyswim.

MsNobodyAgain Fri 16-Aug-13 22:29:01

Thank you.

Off to bed now in my PROPER full size bed with no seagulls dancing on the roof.

<happy sigh>

toldmywrath Sat 17-Aug-13 13:37:52

Hope you threw bread on neighbours caravan so they had a nice seagull disco on their roof MsNo
Talking of crazy golf, I heard on the radio yesterday that complaints had been received at "poor taste" Hitler who seig heils & raises his arm when someone gets the ball in the hole-not sure where it is-just off to google.
Who on earth had that dreadful idea? It's grim!

toldmywrath Sat 17-Aug-13 13:39:25

OMG -it's in Blackpool!

toldmywrath Sat 17-Aug-13 13:41:03
MsNobodyAgain Sat 17-Aug-13 13:48:39

shock told. Glad I missed that 'attraction'.
Art my arse

toldmywrath Mon 19-Aug-13 13:12:56

Not watching 'live' today-off to the dump instead (Oh the glamour) But-what's this? Have I accidentally killed this thread? I do hope not. shock

Raahh Mon 19-Aug-13 13:49:58


i'm not watching live as the girls have taken over the tv.

I may be repeating myself, but I hate ScoobybloodyDoo.


MrsReiver Mon 19-Aug-13 13:56:45

Snobby bat is driving me nuts and the restaurant reviewing storyline is pissing me off.

She just killed his boyfriend?

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 13:59:36

Nothing can kill this thread, told. It is indestructible. We are all too sad devoted.

I'm not watching live today, watching Neighbours instead. shock


Jasal storyline-yawn.
Restaurant review thing-yawn.

Come back Gobbyplod kids all is forgiven. And Cherry she can come back too.

Looks like it!

Not killed just injured grin

For goodness sake this stalker stuff needs to end!!

Do you know about ceramics? hmm

MrsReiver Mon 19-Aug-13 14:11:03

The boyfriend's overacting is ridiculous.

Maybe it is FOD?

Thank goodness it's finished. I am struggling after a week back watching it.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 14:13:41

I said it was FOD ages ago, Cinnamon. I therefore expect it isn't! grin

No OFAH today?

Oooo Warren from Hollyoaks is in tomorrows smile

grin AnneEyhtMeyer! I think it will be someone incidental but perhaps its a way to get rid of a cast member who wants to leave?

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 14:20:37

I am watching now.

Love Cynthia the neighbour! Used to squalor! I always keep some in for builders! She has fabulous lines.

MsNobodyAgain Mon 19-Aug-13 14:25:26

The thread will never die as I would just keep posting on it by myself grin

Missed it live today though. Blooming school holidays need to end quick as they mess with my viewing.

Just at the town centre. Only Sainsburys and M&S to go. Yes, I AM sad enough to be posting this from a car park.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 14:35:56

You wouldn't be alone, MsN. We are all as bad as each other. I even checked it when I was in America. blush

curlyclaz13 Mon 19-Aug-13 15:49:36

just watched as we braved our first baby group today, I think doctors is more interesting !
I still think tbfe might be the stalker.

toldmywrath Mon 19-Aug-13 16:23:07

I've just watched-& I wondered if it was FOD as well (only just occurred to me)

I'm not giving up on this thread either, even if I have only watched 10 mins of Doctors since the Wimbledon break. I'll start again in term time. I'm sure I will pick it up again very easily.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 19-Aug-13 16:33:37

I did in and out if doctors but am very much 'in' at the mo- who is FOD?
Think its the doctor who's away with his friend who is the stalker not sure of his name

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 17:40:18

Wishful - FOD is Forehead of Doom - the nurse, whose real name escapes me. blush

Do you mean Kevin?

MsNobodyAgain Mon 19-Aug-13 17:48:10

Welcome wishful smile

Anne, FOD is Mandy!

MsNobodyAgain Mon 19-Aug-13 17:56:43

Also we only use a few acronyms now and again because we get bored! It is Doctors after all grin

6tl is Emma 'sixth time lucky', as the actress that plays her had bit parts in Doctors 5 times before she joined as Emma.

Howard is TBFE 'the bloke from Emmerdale'

Jas is 'Jizz' as she had a job on a sex chatline blush

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 17:58:16

Oh yes! Mandy! Thank you MsN! blush I never think of her as anything other than FOD!

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 19-Aug-13 19:06:08

Yes Kevin that's it. Also could it be chris? He seems 'too' nice. She will end up with Al now won't she.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 19:54:41

It would be great if it were Chris because then he could go to prison and we would never have to see him again. 6tl would have to leave because of the shame.

Sadly he is too dull to be a stalker.

Raahh Mon 19-Aug-13 19:59:15

I need to catch up on today.

The stalker will end up being someone totally random, I expect. Some patient she upset,or one of the two sex-line clients she hadgrin.

But, part of me still thinks the webcam is inthe orchid Al bought her when she moved ingrin

Raahh Mon 19-Aug-13 20:00:22

Anne- Jizz is too dull to have a stalker grin

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 20:06:18

That is true, Raahh. grin

Realism was never a strong point for Doctors.

ClayDavis Mon 19-Aug-13 20:10:33

There may have been some realism at some point. Years ago. They gave up on it quickly though. Am just catching up now. Bored of this restaurant critic thing now.

It used to be good, before I got sucked in properly last year I watched it occasionally and the patient based storylines seemed really good, I never watched long enough to realise how far fetched the surgery set up is. Rather to my embarrassment I told my MIL it was really good about the time I started watching last year. I was only going to watch for the 6 weeks I was off work sick, you lot seem to have made me keep with it grin.

ClayDavis Mon 19-Aug-13 20:56:56

The surgery set up is not far-fetched at all. I do actually need to see my GP. All I need to do is just walk in right? Then they'll see me straight away and I'll get at least one home visit as a follow up.

AnneEyhtMeyer Mon 19-Aug-13 21:04:32

That's right. They will also know your name as soon as you walk through the door into reception and will also know your full medical history and that of your extended family.

ClayDavis Mon 19-Aug-13 21:34:19

I've already reached the stage where they know my name when I walk through the door and recognise my voice on the phone. I do think they could have done a home visit when I didn't turn up for an appointment though. I'm only round the corner. wink

<Disclaimer: it wasn't my fault. My GP wrote the wrong date on the appointment card. The first I knew about it was when I turned up the following week and they didn't have an appointment for me. I don't makea habit of missing appointments>

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 08:00:52

Our doctors knows ds&I (&dd3 by association). Ds & I get offered double appts. GP tends to do consultations about us both anyway.

Am up to date for once & may even get today's live! As dd3 is going on a bus (anywhere) with my mum this afternoon.

Candidates for stalker

Al- admitted to some(but not all) & creepy but too likely?
Jimmi- gave Al an OTT telling off? Maybe he's a rival?
TBFE- made a new harassment policy so doubtful
Chris- too boring?
FOD- ?
Kevin- it's all stopped while he's away & he didn't want her to move out

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 08:01:27

But it might not be a mystery after all and was completely Al!

My GPs certainly don't know us well, it's a big practice (about 10 Drs and dozens of other staff). On arrival you book in by touch screen, so rarely speak face yo face with the receptionists. It is very efficient though, if you ring up at 8 you will always get seen that day.

I'm sticking with Jimmi BTW based on zero evidence as I haven't been watching

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 08:22:43

We book by touch screen too but between us we go at least once a week and ds & I are both complicated and having tests which are usually inconclusive. GP currently referring me in 3 directions as she can't decide which.

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 10:14:47

The receptionists at my docs are very wary of me, after the fiasco with my prescriptions/lying reception manager/fake practice manager. They are very nice when I go in. I have an extremely unusual surname, so it is hard to remain anonymousgrin. I did send dh to pick up things/take the dcsfor a while coward. I studiously avoid the woman, though, and only stay there because I really like the doctors. I hate the touch screen thingy. Most of the time, it's brokenhmm

Hadn't considered Kev as the stalker.

I've decided it's Stalker Val. She was strange. And stalk-y.
I hope it doesn't turn out to be Jizz's ex. That would be boring.

I don't think Freya(who?) is actually dead. It could be her.

It would be one of Jimmi's most interesting storylines for ages if it's him. He even managed to make his wife shagging his best mate and subsequent divorce, boring as hellgrin

toldmywrath Tue 20-Aug-13 13:06:35

Oh I love the randomness of real doctors appts & mishaps. You have to book 4weeks in advance at ours-altho' there is a walk in clinic every morning & you only have to wait about 2hours & it's not inconvenient at all for people who work mornings only. [sarcastic emoticon]
Raahh I hadn't realised that Jimmi had divorced whatshername.

We have to call at 8 for an am appt and 2 for a pm one but they always interrogate you ask of its an emergency or of you can come another time. Otherwise it's 3 weeks + for a dr and a few days for a nurse. I've been at the same dr since I was 9, have had 2 children since I've been there but they still don't know me. Dh has been there 8 years and they know him, very distinctive and asthmatic!

I don't care who the stalker is just want to find out! What if she's doing it herself confused

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:39:48

told- I'm not sure if they are divorced. I was making assumptionsgrin

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:41:11

what if she's doing it herself

<head explodes>


Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:41:36

Will miss today's,so will have to catch up later. probably when I'm meant to be watching Holby. <exciting life emoticon>


MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:42:54

I've just watched yesterdays. Cynthia had some cracking lines

"I know he plays the pink banjo" shock

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:42:59

ooh- self-stalking!! She is a pants character, so maybe this is an attempt to give her a split personalitygrin

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 13:45:47

Ours is phone up, get offered a selection of appts with your chosen dr and usually at least one that day. They're really good but I'm not telling you who it is in case you all move here and the Doctors have just had a change round due to retirement & sickness but all new ones are nice too and quite keen on rule bending. One seems to take great delight in not following NHS rules.

Watching live today. With dd1 and popcorn

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 13:46:41

Cross posted self-stalking sounds very doctors

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Aug-13 13:48:33

When is the stalker revealed?

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:49:19

Week after next.

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:49:20

Well, the dds have gone in the garden, so am watching before they realise I've switched over.


MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:50:26

HuRaahh (I bet you've heard that before)

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:50:31

The Mill has gone hi- tech- cctv!

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Aug-13 13:50:54

So it can't be jimmi or Howard then

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:50:59

grin @ MsN

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Aug-13 13:51:59

That's ages away <sulks> I want to know now

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:52:06

Ahhh, Mrs T and the extra breakfast placesad

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:52:58

I want to hug Mrs T sad

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 13:53:47

Or gobby or gobby plod.
How about Mrs T?

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Aug-13 13:54:19

Is that mum marsh husband?

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:54:45

Oh, it's him out of hollyoaks.

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 20-Aug-13 13:55:33

Thought he left hollyoaks to go to Hollywood hmm

curlyclaz13 Tue 20-Aug-13 13:56:22

few minutes behind but loving Mrs T's tabard !

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 13:57:25

Or PC greyhair

Haven't seen Barry lately.

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:57:26

Where's Barry? Why isn't he investigating the car park?

I hope it isn't Barry, pining still for Juuuuuuliaaa.

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:57:29

Tabard is a top word. smile

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:57:56

x-posts Alpha

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:58:54

I had a blue tabard i used to wear when I worked in a bakery. The pocket used to end up full of crumbs and bits of paper.

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 13:59:06

At the rate we're going we'll have the stalker down to someones ex wifes brother dead dogs sister in law hmm

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 13:59:17

He's behind you!!

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:00:06

MsN- it will be a huge disappointment.

Or the Rev.

Or Mrs T's ex-husband, who has decided he isn't gay. Or dead.

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 14:01:12

This song and Mrs T are getting to me.


MrsReiver Tue 20-Aug-13 14:02:22

Sad Mrs T is breaking my heart.

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:02:57

Rihanna did it.

loathe Rihanna

Poor Mrs Tsad

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:09:48

oh dear. Now they will arrest him for indecent exposure.

Oh, the Crowded House original of this is my all time favourite song.

MrsReiver Tue 20-Aug-13 14:10:19

And now someone is mangling Crowded House. RAGE.

MrsReiver Tue 20-Aug-13 14:11:50

If you were being stalked would you prance around in front of a window in your scanties?

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:12:47

Very odd.

MsNobodyAgain Tue 20-Aug-13 14:13:41

Nope MrsR

Does anyone actually DO that? Sit down and watch tv wearing a bra and pants??? I must be uptight.

Is Al not the stalker then?

AlphaBetaOoda Tue 20-Aug-13 14:15:45

Only young slim things. Everyone is sticks to belly hiding.

I'm 20 mins behind, not even seen mrsT yet!

curlyclaz13 Tue 20-Aug-13 14:21:04

Glad it's not just me who wondered about stripping off the minute you get in the door !
It was a bit serious today !
tabard is indeed a good word as is haberdashery.

Mrs T is very sad

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:28:24

Mrs T needs cheering up. Damn 6tl and her restaurant rubbish. It should be Hestembe, bird watching and quaffing Rrrrrred bush from china tea cups.

MrsReiver Tue 20-Aug-13 14:31:02

No, and I definitely wouldn't sit on a leather sofa with so much bare skin. Sticky!!

My dh strips off as soon as he's in the door! He wears a pair of shorts in the house and that's it all year round. I guess there would be no bra photos without that odd practice wink

Is rev gone for good then?

Al admitted to sitting outside her flat watching her but nothing else so probably not the stalker.

Blimey Zara's got a bit of make-up on tomorrow!

MrsReiver Tue 20-Aug-13 14:41:02

I get changed into trackies and a tee when I get in for the day, but I never leave my bra on, it's the first thing to come off!

Raahh Tue 20-Aug-13 14:41:28

cinnamon- my dh is the samegrin.

I wonder if Zara/Elisabeth's real-life baby is causing sleepless night,hence the need for extra slap? If I was on telly, I'd have needed to plaster over the bags under my eyesgrin

And have you noticed -the snow has finally gone! Heatwave in December, here we come!

The only time I'm without a bra is if I'm in bed or swimming, hate the feeling of being braless!

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 20-Aug-13 16:05:17

Watching now.

Poor Mrs T. Love her tabard though.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 20-Aug-13 16:05:52

Even my swimming cossie has underwires, Cinnamon.

AnneEyhtMeyer Tue 20-Aug-13 16:17:37

Another reason to hate 6tl is that she has snatched away the possibility of Hestembe. They would be perfect together.

Mine used to AnneEyhtMeyer, before I lost 5 1/2st and most of my boobs! Although I do still feel a bit self conscious without them (the underwires that is).

Do you think mrs T would ever be happy with Heston, she's always feel a second class citizen?

MsNobodyAgain Wed 21-Aug-13 10:34:18

Boobage...sigh. Mine is long gone sad

Very little chance of watching live today as DDs friend is coming over. I don't know her very well so I'll have to be attentive.

Pass the cake someone.

MsNobodyAgain Wed 21-Aug-13 10:39:11

Just to add insult to injury, I have a spot at MY age!

Ooooh, the indignity blush

MrsReiver Wed 21-Aug-13 13:47:18

Peas and digestives - lovely balanced breakfast!

2 sleeping, 1 on his way and 3 watching a DVD so I can watch on iplayer now smile

Raahh Wed 21-Aug-13 13:49:18

Missed the first couple of minutes- did I miss anything important?grin

Raahh Wed 21-Aug-13 13:50:02

Kevin's ill?? Thought he was on holiday?

He didn't go did he? Got the train to have a weekend in Paris I thought? Was selling his tickets.

She looks very done up for a meeting.

MrsReiver Wed 21-Aug-13 13:51:47

Zara clearly applied her make up in the dark, with a trowel this morning.

Raahh Wed 21-Aug-13 13:53:50

Zara is starting to look like Morticia.

She always looks so lovely, this look is a bit odd

What's going on with Gobby's neighbour?

Raahh Wed 21-Aug-13 13:55:37

How many times can they re-use the loan shark/drugs/no money thing?

Eh? I have to see my gp for a repeat prescription.

I just put dh's repeat in a tub in reception