Is anyone watching Hollyoaks..?

(546 Posts)
MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 15-Jul-13 19:12:29

I find Nancy so fooking annoying that I'm actually on Sienna's side and almost rooting for her..!


Am I odd?


didldidi Mon 15-Jul-13 19:19:54

Nope! You are not alone, I turned to my 7 year old yesterday and said "I love sienna" grin

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 15-Jul-13 19:22:49

It's the fringe..!


Accidentallyquirky Mon 15-Jul-13 19:25:15

She's annoying but I can't help feeling sorry for her (yes I know it's not real as dh points out lol)

RhondaJean Mon 15-Jul-13 19:39:29

I like nancy.

Her fringe gives me the horrors.
Yes, I am shallow, and of course, it's not real.

I dont like Sienna! Shes a loon and so is her dad!

Will creeps me out so much too. It needs to come out soon. Its dragging on a bit

I want Dodger back! I love looking at him grin

spicywalrus Mon 15-Jul-13 19:48:10

I like Nancy too, Sienna gets on my wick. SP Dodger is back this week.



He should always be topless!

I want Holly to fuck off. Cant be doing with her

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 15-Jul-13 20:13:11

What about Dr Bowning and his weird mouth?

Offputting, no?


Poor Jen Metcalf ..!


Mercedes and Browning can go too.

Why do all the women dress like they are off for a night out when they are just off to the shop? must be cold

whatshallwedo Mon 15-Jul-13 20:47:07

I can't wait for Sienna to be found out - I want to know if Tom mentions the bf attempt he saw I too know it's not real but whatever gets you through the day

Dr Brownings mouth is weird and he isn't attractive hmm

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 15-Jul-13 20:49:15

Oooooo, I'd forgotten about the breast feeding.


Esther picked up on some stuff too, but I think it was more of a 'vibe'.

How exciting!

<needs to get out more>

hmm grin

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 15-Jul-13 20:50:34

But what will become of Sienna?

The actress is awesome for Hollyoaks - They can't just waste her.

She needs to become a vampire or something..!

The Farkin squeaky noise she makes, makes me want to throttle her. That and the fringe.

I watched E4's but I wont spoil it for any one!

I want Patrick out. Hes strange and controlling. I wonder what he will do to Maxine.

spicywalrus Mon 15-Jul-13 21:38:03

I watch it on E4 too, as I must be as up to date as possible with the goings on grin. The Patrick storyline is a slowburner, but he is a bit sinister. Has he been in other things, his face looks familiar?

No idea Spicy. That's my reason too! I get annoyed if I miss Fridays E4 as it means I have to wait the weekend to see it. I like to be infront grin

I need a life

Fizzyfuzzy123 Mon 15-Jul-13 21:48:58

Love nancy cannot bear sienna she's a nut job and so is slimy will x

Itsmymove Mon 15-Jul-13 21:55:57

Aw, I miss hollyoaks! Was my fave and only soap but baby bedtime routine meant I had to record it and before I knew it I had about 20 to watch so gave up! Reading this makes me want to make time! Last time I watched, Texas was alive. I've missed too much haven't I?!

spicywalrus Mon 15-Jul-13 22:01:06

Ahh...quick Google, he was in Holby City.

Hollyoaks is my guilty pleasure grin.

Its the only soap I watch too. Well that and Waterloo Road. I have sophisticated taste obviously

I record it and watch it once the toddler is asleep

spicywalrus Mon 15-Jul-13 22:04:15

Don't worry itsmymove, I did the same and was soon up to speed again after a few episodes. It'll be like you never went away grin.

Patrick used to be in holby city I think and something called murder in suburbia (I may be the only person in the world
To have watched this!).

I like nancy - sienna is scary!

Browning has a weird mouth, but who is really taunting him about Lyndsey? I don't think it is Myra?!?

Southeastdweller Mon 15-Jul-13 22:05:09

I also like Sienna. Nancy is such a nag.

Dodger's back this week but don't know for how long.

The girl who plays Holly is awful and she looks more like 20 than the 14 or 15 year old she's supposed to be.

First thing i make sure is on series record is hollyoaks on e4 obvs - my guilty pleasure too, I watch after dd is in bed!

I think its Jim been taunting Browning. I so hope so

chillynose Mon 15-Jul-13 22:06:38

I luv darren grin
There does seem to be alot of creepy ones in hollyoaks -

Dr browning
Sienas dad

Ooooh yes to Jim doing the taunting - I find it odd that he otherwise appears fine with the murder! I like your thinking...

chilly is will on your creepy list twice as he is super creepy ?!?

WhatNow2013 Mon 15-Jul-13 22:11:26

I know a couple of people in Hollyoaks...

I can't watch it cos I find it so cringey.

I can't tell the people I know that, haha!

(and erm yeah I do know Dodger...)

What Dont you look amazing?! send him to me grin

Hercules He acts like its normal which makes me think he is doing it

WhatNow2013 Mon 15-Jul-13 22:20:31

Haha SP he's a bit gorgeous isn't he?

I love him a little grin

Lukat Mon 15-Jul-13 22:32:40

We know sienna in rl and she will be in hollyoaks for a while

BeaWheesht Mon 15-Jul-13 22:43:36

I think Sienna is a rubbish actress (sorry!) and surely she is going to be found out - she hasn't been very clever about it has she? So far anyways? Tom saw her, Esther and jack suspicious and dr browning saw her get repeat prescription - now he's dodgy and could be bribed but he isn't te actual pharmacist is he?! Strange he did the blood test though and didn't mention ' why are you getting this done when sienna picked up your repeat prescription the other week?'

Ste is annoying now - he used to be an evil git, then he was nice, then he turned gay, then he turned evil again - it's like they change his entire character rather than introduce anyone new to fit with storyline? Also since when have him and sinead been best friends?

Tony and jackie Dixon are ok but it's all a bit of a strange storyline the way they've done it. He's forgotten jackie McQueen pretty damn quick again

Callmedreckly Mon 15-Jul-13 22:44:40

Did Mercy have padded bum knickers on today? grin

Southeastdweller Mon 15-Jul-13 22:46:10

Bea I can't keep up with Ste and all those personalities he seems to have thanks to the writers.

Esther does nothing for me. I don't see the point of her now.

Tony has annoyed me. He loved Jaqui and now suddenly loves Diane?! No Tony, get it together.

None of the acting is great but I still love it!

I wish they had let Brendan stay. I thought he was great though he was a arsehole to poor Ste

VBisme Mon 15-Jul-13 22:52:07

YY to Dr Briwnings weird mouth, I think he's doing it himself and going totally loco.

Darren is thick not to notice that Sienna is an oddball.

What about the new east Enders rejects, not at all impressed by the acting.

VB I thought that. Like the guilt has got too much but I really want it to be Jim.

All the woman been all over the new lads and they aren't even attractive. No one will replace Dodger!

BeaWheesht Mon 15-Jul-13 22:55:05

Oh god those new men are horrible. Weird how alike the 2 younger ones look though...

whatshallwedo Mon 15-Jul-13 23:03:23

Does anyone know Darren or Brendan in rl??? If you do please send them my way!!!

After tonight's e4 episode I was thinking how great it is that Hollyoaks is on 5 nights a week so less waiting time anyone know where I can get a life from?

BeaWheesht Mon 15-Jul-13 23:24:44

Darren is lovely isn't he? He's improved with age! Remember when he left to go join some shit steps like band that had a show on ITV?

shows age

whatshallwedo Tue 16-Jul-13 19:28:59

Oh for goodness sake Nancy you were sooo close now we will have to wait even longer angry

I really hope it's Jim stalking Dr Browning, at some point Sienna has got to get what's coming to her - do you think it will live up to Maddie's car door though grin

BeaWheesht Tue 16-Jul-13 21:31:35

Nothing but nothing could live up to Maddies car door!

whatshallwedo Tue 16-Jul-13 21:34:17

I was a bit disapointed by the car door - yes it was an interesting way to go - but I wanted people to realise what she was like and make her suffer first. I am aware that makes me a nasty person grin

BeaWheesht Tue 16-Jul-13 21:51:13

The car door was classic hollyoaks death scene - remember when max was killed? Or when dawn died? Or when Justin was knocked over? (But did he survive?)

whatshallwedo Tue 16-Jul-13 21:56:36

I don't know any of them shock I have only got into hollyoaks in the last couple of years there is so much I have missed sad

BeaWheesht Tue 16-Jul-13 22:20:30

Oh. I have been watching it since it started.

I am old

Lighthousekeeping Tue 16-Jul-13 22:40:47

Do you think tony will die?

I can't stand all the thuggery.

BeaWheesht Tue 16-Jul-13 22:48:08

I hope so

spicywalrus Wed 17-Jul-13 07:54:23

The car door scene was epic!

DownstairsMixUp Wed 17-Jul-13 08:04:46

I really think Mercy needs to go, she has got away with far too much and she's never been a good actress. Same with Sienna, can't act for shit.

Allthingspretty Wed 17-Jul-13 08:34:11

I have not watched HO properly for a few years nit I do remember when it first started.

Sienna reminds me of that girl qho was obsessed with Mandy.
BTW I read that HO later will be reuniting some of the early cast like Kurt I think that tiwa in with Tonys storylinem Think Mandy might be coming back too but I cant remember where I read it.

TwoOfThree Wed 17-Jul-13 09:00:31

DH hates Nancy, he was hoping that Silas would get her, but she just keeps surviving!

Will is inbearably creepy, that little half smile thing he does just makes me want to scream, ( and maybe slap him)

I miss Brendan. The 'tache, the brooding, the seething, he was epic!

chillynose Wed 17-Jul-13 16:26:21

Lol didnt realise i had put it twice wink

VBisme Wed 17-Jul-13 17:58:42

Allthings, I thought Kurt died in a jet-ski accident?

(another old gimmer who watched from the start).

Oh Dodger, how I have missed you, you godlike man.

IYoniWentInForAPintOfMilk Wed 17-Jul-13 20:57:44

Wasn't Patrick in Natalie Imbruglias 'Torn' music video? I'm sure I read that somewhere recently.

Yrs he was - and apparently a dance in Queen 's I want to break free video!!!

Allthingspretty Wed 17-Jul-13 23:08:12
BeaWheesht Wed 17-Jul-13 23:11:45

Maybe kurt will come back as a ghost like Max's dad

VBisme Wed 17-Jul-13 23:32:49

Wow, perhaps the script writers have forgotten?

I've just watched the E4 one. Patrick is a dick. Maxine needs to run

whatshallwedo Thu 18-Jul-13 20:30:15

So have I and I couldn't help thinking that if dp had done that to the food he would've been picking it up himself and would be shown the door angry .

I want to know more of the back story to Patrick and Sienna - it looks incestious (sp?) at times from the way the behave around each other.

I was thinking the same about Sienna and Patrick. Something very strange happened between them.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 19-Jul-13 01:03:56

Is Patrick Dodger? I keep thinking she's after him.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 19-Jul-13 01:04:55

We haven't had an incest story since the poshys on Brookside have we?

whatshallwedo Fri 19-Jul-13 06:27:24

No Patrick is her dad. I see what you mean about Dodger, she is definitely weird.

spicywalrus Fri 19-Jul-13 06:45:16

There was a storyline between Rhys and his long lost sister not so long ago.

whatshallwedo Fri 19-Jul-13 10:14:41

Oh yes there was I had forgotten about that one.

It does amaze me how a new family can arrive and get settled in with everyone in the village pretty much instantly. I still don't know who lives on my road!!

Is Jack the father of that blonde haired woman's oldest son Joe? Is that why he helped him out with money?

Anyone see E4????

spicywalrus Sat 20-Jul-13 19:03:23

I did grin.

I dont want to spoil it! So i will come back here Monday and gloat talk about it

No spoilers obviously grin

JammyDodger1 Sat 20-Jul-13 19:13:46

No spoiling SP I watch and iron on a sunday am!!

Kurt didn't die It was his younger brother ollie who died (I know far too much about hollyoaks!)

Watched it yesterday - did not expect that!!! Although someone half called it on here...

Ms wink grin

No spoilers, I said I would wait for the non E4er's to see it first.

I will be back here at 7pm on the dot!

BeaWheesht Mon 22-Jul-13 10:33:52

SP PM me please and tell me what happened, I missed it and am out later...

I was careful not to do spoilers - or was what I said spoiler?! If so really, really sorry, I thought I was being careful.... Sorry!!!!

whatshallwedo Mon 22-Jul-13 17:57:07

I watched e4 friday but I must have missed the good bit as I haven't got a clue what you are talking about!!!

What when everyone has seen todays we can talk grin

Anyone hear??


I am!!! I haven't seen today's e4 though... am about to catch up with it now. Has everyone seen today's normal C4 episode (eg the e4 one from Friday)? What the bit at the end with Jim and the other person...

MrsBertMacklin Mon 22-Jul-13 20:44:23

Can someone please catch me up ref. Will and Ash?

Last scene I saw, was Ash seeing Will get out of his chair to go to the fridge and looking suitably horrified.

Tonight, I see they're together as a couple. Has he fed her a story, or is he unaware that she saw him walking and she's hatching a plot to expose him?

I saw a spoiler in a magazine about Will and Ash and I want to share so can I?

Oi! Where are you all?

Watching E4s now after recording it shock shock

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Mon 22-Jul-13 20:57:08

I'm ready..!


Can I share the spoiler from the magazine??

Tonights E4 is shocking!

I am too invested in this show

MrsBertMacklin Mon 22-Jul-13 21:20:44

Feel free to PM me the Ash/Will spoiler SP, the plot's being so dragged out, I just want the conclusion now.

whatshallwedo Mon 22-Jul-13 21:22:33

Please share the spoiler or pm me if I'm the only one smile .

I am sooo disapointed with what happened tonight - don't want to say anymore in case people haven't watched e4!






shock I know!

Sorry to those not wanting to know

What I saw it! Ohhhh shits going down grin

Brilliant spoiler!

Just watched tonight's e4!!!

MrsBertMacklin Mon 22-Jul-13 21:34:04

Sorry, but I still need to know HOW WIll & Ash are now a couple, when she knows he's faking his disability! What went down?

whatshallwedo Mon 22-Jul-13 21:36:43

I can't believe Darren, how quick!!!??? Nancy may be annoying but she is so much better than freaky Sienna angry

I actually look forward to watching Hollyoaks [sadpersonemoticon]

whatshallwedo Mon 22-Jul-13 21:38:07

Will told her that he could stand but as it was early days he didn't want to get other people's hopes up by telling them hmm . How she could believe this is beyond me.

Apparently its because she starts talking to his mum. They go to some cliffs. There's a picture of Ash and Will stood behind her with hands out!

He's a loon just like Patrick and Sienna

AmyFarrahFowlerCooper Mon 22-Jul-13 21:39:51

I want to marry Jim. Or sex him up.

I hate Sienna. The whole messing with Nancy's mind thing is awful.

whatshallwedo Mon 22-Jul-13 21:41:57

You WANT to MARRY Jimshock ?? Please explain grin

I thought Sienna was after Dodger at first and I think something happened with her and Patrick. Something not right there

AmyFarrahFowlerCooper Mon 22-Jul-13 21:44:03

I am in love with him. <swoons>

I'm with you on the Patrick and sienna thing SP. Quite a few odd moments with them.

AmyFarrahFowlerCooper Mon 22-Jul-13 21:44:46

And I wonder if they were going to go down that genetic attraction thing with Mark and Sienna but changed their minds? It definitely felt like it was heading that way.

M0naLisa Mon 22-Jul-13 21:47:14

I record it but haven't been watching so am abit out of sync with it. Lost interest when the Roscoes arrived! Crap acting and im not a fan of Kathy Beale

Is Joe Jacks son then? That's what I am thinking

whatshallwedo Tue 23-Jul-13 19:26:26

OMG is all I shall say until I know others have seen e4 grin

I'm recording my E4 one at 8! I'm going out at 9ish but will try watch it before grin

whatshallwedo Tue 23-Jul-13 19:50:19

Please do grin I was starting to feel lonely on here sad

Trinpy Tue 23-Jul-13 19:59:36

Why the hell does Nancy put up with Darren? He's so bloody thick! She can't leave him alone for a minute without him destroying everything. It must be like being married to an overgrown toddler! Great catch there Sienna hmm .

<< Realise I'm not really part of this thread, but couldn't resist giving my opinion>>

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 23-Jul-13 20:06:03

I'm watching it on E4+1.

Sienna is sooo NOT on the pill..!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 23-Jul-13 20:09:11

And Nancy's wearing too much make up.

She looks like a toffee apple.


Sienna has issues! As does her dad and Will.

I just want to take Dodger and hold him to my bosom. Forever.

lovesherdogstoomuch Tue 23-Jul-13 20:24:32

Tony is the best. such twinkly eyes. i always like the underdog. o dear.!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 23-Jul-13 20:29:12

Ah, Nancy's dead and Sienna is pregnant with Darren's baby.

<rubs hands>



FriskyMare Tue 23-Jul-13 20:30:18

Hollyoaks cast were at the Manchester Color Run on sunday, I was cheering some paint splattered runner when he turned and gave me a huge smile... it was Darren I then stalked him for the rest of the race

lovesherdogstoomuch Tue 23-Jul-13 20:32:18

Tony is the best. such twinkly eyes. i always like the underdog. o dear.!

whatshallwedo Tue 23-Jul-13 20:37:37

FriskyMare envy envy envy I believe Darren is mine thank you wink .

Sienna is definitely not on the pill - how could he be so stupid??

Nancy won't die the rest of them will gang up on her and say she is selfish etc.

Ash, your days are numbered love shock

Watching E4 now.

Does anyone think Liberty's voice is one of the most annoying sounds?

MrsBertMacklin Tue 23-Jul-13 21:07:42

Yes. I had to flip over to another channel when she was singing and I missed whatever it was that prompted Darren to chuck Nancy out (I assume he found her drug test?).

I'd forgotten that Libertybot was even in it.

shock No! No!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 23-Jul-13 21:24:02


Nancy found Sienna calling herself 'mummy'.


Darren didn't believe it though!!

MrsBertMacklin Tue 23-Jul-13 21:25:50

Ooh, I do love a good 'Hand That Rocks The Cradle' plot.

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 23-Jul-13 21:30:22

I've not seen The Hand That Rocks The Cradle.

Should I?

What's it about??

Just watched it!

Made me think of the hand that rocks the cradle. Basically from what I can remember, the nanny comes along, and then makes the wife look mad/tries to kill her whilst stealing the husband and baby...

MrsBertMacklin Tue 23-Jul-13 21:36:31

Hand That Rocks The Cradle is one of those films that I'd never buy on DVD but will happily watch and enjoy when it's on ITV2 at 10pm on a Thursday night. Rebecca De Mornay is ace in it.

I remember being terrified watching it, and always remember the big crashing of the glass in the glasshouse...

MrsBertMacklin Tue 23-Jul-13 21:39:51

Yes! And the wife with her bloody inhaler.

whatshallwedo Wed 24-Jul-13 19:38:07

Don't you just love it when a spoiler comes true ThisIsReallyNot? smile

Oh I do What I feel like a genius and I am all smug grin

MrsBertMacklin Fri 26-Jul-13 18:51:26

Is anyone watching tonight's Channel 4 episode?

So your boyfriend takes you to a cliff and shakes you violently by the shoulders; it's fine though, because he's pretending to be in a wheelchair for some random reason that you've accepted and is suffering from grief and added drama of his mother murdering his fiancee a couple of months ago. COMPLETELY HEALTHY.

Hollyoaks is the best soap because it's melodramatic and knows it. Douglas Sirk would be proud.

The fact she didn't question that he stood up so easily and managed to stay up either!

MrsBertMacklin Fri 26-Jul-13 19:48:05

The ending of tonight's E4 episode made me do a little cheer.

I haven't seen it! Its recording at 8 so will come back then

Trinpy Fri 26-Jul-13 20:00:15

The ending of tonight's episode made me both shock and hmm . What the hell??? I know hollyoaks likes ridiculous story lines that don't make the slightest bit of sense but really??? REALLY???

Just watched it and WTF?! Too far!

MrsBertMacklin Fri 26-Jul-13 20:56:13

I enjoyed it! So wrong, it's right!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Fri 26-Jul-13 20:57:57

I think they make a lovely couple!


And no offence to Jack but Dodger is the hotter of the two!!


BeaWheesht Fri 26-Jul-13 21:03:49

Oh I've missed it since the one where will took Ash to the cliff top - someone update me please?

Ha, ha just watched last nights E4 off sky plus, go on Sandy! grin

Sandy can get the fuck away from my man grin

whatshallwedo Tue 30-Jul-13 19:29:40

Not sure if any of you are still about/watching but e4 tonight was a bit drastic for hollyoaks shock !!

I know! I watched it too!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Tue 30-Jul-13 20:50:10

Ste's mum is very good at doing Daily Mail sad faces.


Watching it now, back in 20 mins!

So did <-------> kill <-------> or what? (Don't want to spoil it for anyone but those who have seen e4 will know what I mean) and am I the only one who thinks Trevor is fit?

whatshallwedo Tue 30-Jul-13 20:55:32

I agree Trevor is fit in a dirty, bad boy way wink .

Yes I think they were killed but it seemed so quick for Hollyoaks, normally these things are dragged out.

Ste is very good with his mum, if it was me I would've told her where to go by now shock

Glad I'm not the only one what

No I would gladly do Trevor. I have no idea why either.

Ste has patience.

Now then sp Trevor or dodger?

Dodger though not happy about him and blonde woman.

whatshallwedo Tue 30-Jul-13 21:16:41

Trevor for me, Dodger seems a teensy bit too short, but at least it makes it fair on this thread grin .

I hope Ste gets in contact with his dad and he is actually a nice person.

That's vile! I can't stand cathy Beale!

Blimey, that was a bit drastic!

I'm 4 foot 11.5 so everyone is tall to me grin

whatshallwedo Tue 30-Jul-13 21:26:07

I'm 5foot7 with a 6foot7 dp so I've been spoilt with height grin

Dodger is pretty but too short for me I'm 5'6 5'10 in heels what's he about 5ft? wink

ForgetfulNameChanger Tue 30-Jul-13 21:34:53

Did I imagine things or is Trev on the opening credits? shock I think for the first time ever, hollyoaks has got a bad guy who is actually a bit scary! How long before they wreck him by revealing his softer side, bad past or set him up with a dolly bird.

Yes he is! I loved Brendan when he was all menacing went off him when he went soft hmm

They had best not wreck Trev.

Even if he is 5 foot he is still taller than me grin

whatshallwedo Tue 30-Jul-13 23:26:36

I still loved Brendan to the end and would happily visit him in prison grin

I think the main reason I love Hollyoaks is because it is possible to fancy the characters unlike Corrie etc

I loved Brendan. Even though he was an arsehole to Ste I still liked him for some reason.

Emmett who plays him was actually great actor. He will always be Brendan to me though

Trevor is getting more attractive! Is there something wrong with me?!

ForgetfulNameChanger Wed 31-Jul-13 20:38:07

No, I was thinking the same SP! Quite worrying haha!

I agree phwoar trev!!

It was tonights E4 episode that made him even more attractive.

Noooooooooooo! He is terrifying!

Argh I didn't see it and will be out tomorrow pm me a brief synopsis sp pretty please?! I have an inkling what happened

Pm'd you Scoose

Thanks sp just as I thought! grin

I swear I just nearly cried at e4's tonight

Just watched it - I definitely nearly cried too!

whatshallwedo Thu 01-Aug-13 21:31:18

It was so sad but I must be hard hearted as I actually cried when Brendan got sent to prison and Ste was upset but not this time confused. I was willing Tony along and hoping he would make it in time.

ForgetfulNameChanger Thu 01-Aug-13 22:26:26

I cried sad the guy who plays ste really gets the sad stuff spot on

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Fri 02-Aug-13 19:49:49

Is Jim secretly shagging Myra??

shock shock shock

He's turning nasty..! I thought he was one of the good guys.


He always has shagged her. I think they will end up doing it again.

When Carmel says 'i could watch you polishing your helmet all day' i couldn't stop laughing!

Why doesn't Carmel wear clothes? All the women are dressed like they are off on a night out when they are just going shopping.

I haven't seen tonights E4 yet. Waiting for the child to go to bed

ForgetfulNameChanger Fri 02-Aug-13 20:49:10

I don't like nasty Jim sad bring back nice Jim!

Ohhh half naked Dodger!

This is why I love Hollyoaks!

Awww I feel so sorry for Ste. I love him a little blush

PurplePidjin Fri 02-Aug-13 20:58:31

Can i have a catch up with spoilers so i can taunt dp please? Bloody baby has decided he wants feeding to sleep 6:30-7:15 and I'm hopelessly behind sad

Where do you need catching up from?

PurplePidjin Fri 02-Aug-13 21:25:18

Will's wedding/Eastenders woman turning up/Sienna turning Nancy into a deranged loony please thankswine

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Fri 02-Aug-13 21:42:06

Eastenders woman is called Sandy. Turned up with five thugs DS's who run a garage.

Oldest son is possibly Jack's (of Jack and Frankie) son, but is not yet been revealed.

Oldest son also has a girlfriend called Lyndsy who looks like dead Lyndsy and works at the hospital with bonkers Browning which freaks him out no end.

Sandy is also shagging Dodger.

Will killed Texas at the wedding. His mum has taken the blame for it.

Will can walk! shock I know! Sly basterd

Sienna has major issues! She has w Nancy with painkillers so she can get Darren. Stupid tit fell for it.

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Fri 02-Aug-13 22:02:55

Sienna is awesome.

Proper evil.


whatshallwedo Fri 02-Aug-13 22:18:28

Sandy is shagging Dodger??!!shock shock No wayshock

I missed tonights e4 so will have to watch it tomorrow - I need my fix grin

Ooh can I please join this thread! I love Hollyoaks, even met Ste in real life and everything grin

I like Trevor but hes very very scary. Im a bit jealous of Kathy Beale.

Trevor is gorgeous. The scarier the better

I like the way hes all down with nature and he loves his fish smile hes way scarier than Warren or Brendan ever was. He is very fit though.

PurplePidjin Sat 03-Aug-13 07:33:26

Ah, that's who new Lyndsay is! What's going on with the chavtastics McQueens? And Sinead Nothing Compares O'Connor and baby and mum's twins and Tony?


Sinead tried escorting and now working for Trevor after he killed her policeman lover.

Shes still pregnant with twins. Tony has cancer.

Carmel is with Jim. Phoebe is in love with a Nigerian gay man who wants George. John Paul is a teacher. Mercedes needs to fuck off with weird face Browning grin

So many gay men in Hollyoaks now. Everyone is gay grin

PurplePidjin Sat 03-Aug-13 18:51:00

All gay and yet so many miserable feckers wink

whatshallwedo Mon 05-Aug-13 19:31:15

Noooo poor Ste sad sad

MrsBertMacklin Tue 06-Aug-13 19:03:12

Now, the opening titles have reminded me: what's going on with Dennis & Leanne? Last I saw she'd accepted his marriage proposal. Have they married yet?

I stayed out last night so have yesterdays and todays e4 to catch up on

Don't say Ruby goes with Ziggy!

No Ste! Poor lad cant get a break lately.

whatshallwedo Tue 06-Aug-13 20:37:18

How on earth can Ruby like Ziggy after she caught him in the back of a car with a girl 2 days ago shock

cookielove Tue 06-Aug-13 21:08:28

I love love love Hollyoaks smile

I miss Brendan, I was thinking if Ste ever chooses to leave Ho then they bring him out of jail for a lovely happy ending!

Ziggy isn't attractive. she should have gone with Jason.

MrsBertMacklin Tue 06-Aug-13 21:15:47

I still get the Brothers Grunt confused, but I don't understand why Ziggy is attractive. His face looks like it's been folded in half, then unfolded again.

cookielove Tue 06-Aug-13 21:48:04

I keep thinking ziggy must be gay but then he keeps kissing girls! !

Also why did they get rid of the naughty twin! !

Sienna! shock

Chloe can leave John Paul and Matthew alone!

riverboat Mon 12-Aug-13 20:44:33

I haven't watched Hollyoaks properly for years now, but I watched it regularly at the time when Nancy first joined and I remember LOATHING her on first sight. Or rather first hear - I find the way she talks so incredibly annoying. So stage school. I did catch an episode last time I was home a few weeks ago, and she seemed vaguely less irritating.

That was half the fun of Hollyoaks - watching it with my flatmate and making fun of all the terrible terrible fresh-out-of-stage-school acting. Ah I miss those days...

whatshallwedo Mon 12-Aug-13 22:54:11

SP not just Sienna but Darren too shock shock shock (if you watched e4 that is).

I hope Nancy gets revenge grin [manic laughing emoticon]

I saw, I saw the nasty little basterd!

Shall we see if we can move this thread to telly addicts? I think it might disappear very soon if not...?

Good point! How do you do that? grin

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 13-Aug-13 12:43:38

Hi all, we'll move this for you now!

Thanks Kate

Thank you!!

whatshallwedo Tue 13-Aug-13 19:45:17

Honestly will they just hurry up with the Sienna/Nancy/Darren story. I want Sienna to be found out angry angry angry

Doesn't it come to a head this week?

I have E4s recorded to watch soon.

Darren is sooooo stupid!

This is dragging on to much now so is Will and his bollocks.

Them creepy Patrick and his controlling ways. Hes turned Maxine on Ash now!

whatshallwedo Tue 13-Aug-13 20:20:01

Changed my mind, it can't come to a head this week as I am going away and will miss it sad. I will obviously record it and keep an eye on this thread prays for wifi.

How could Nancy be soooo stupid also to believe Sienna??

Sienna the mental bitch! How the fuck did she manage that?

Also will the police ever notice that the detective is missing??

mummyaimz Tue 13-Aug-13 20:52:29

I am really trying to get back into it. I loved it when I was younger, me and my mum used to watch it everyday but now it's a struggle with the little one. Will probably just start recording the omnibus and watching that every week

whatshallwedo Tue 13-Aug-13 20:58:59

Haha I had forgotten about the detective!!

How did she manage to do the ties up? It is hard enough with two hands and them in front of you grin

what Fuck knows! I just want it all to come out now.

I want Maxine to run!

Mummy I record them and watch them later in the night. Highlight of my night. Sad I know.

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Wed 14-Aug-13 19:02:19

I don't get the 'kidnap' thing.

It's Nancy's son and nephew, surely she has every right to take them?


Its the fact I think that Sienna made it look like she tried ri gas her out and hit her head before dashing off with the kids and car.

With no one in the pub hearing or seeing anything! confused grin

How has she bruised her own arm?

Dumpylump Wed 14-Aug-13 20:23:31

Couldn't wait, so watching on E4+1 now.....ohmigawd, Nancy!!

NotInTheMood Wed 14-Aug-13 21:24:40

How did Siena manage to bruise herself???

Sienna is obviously bat shit crazy! She actually is! Her and her dad have big issues!

rozEY Thu 15-Aug-13 08:47:53

Nancy is a bit of a nag, BUT, i totally feel sorry for her no matter what she says or does she cant do no right, constantly being on the receiveing end of phsyco sienna's evil plots too destroy her, and she falls for it everytime!! It must be awful to be in that situation,,not being believed or trusted, spesh when ur telling the truth im sure 90% of pple have been in similar sort of predicament at some point in there life,,and an can relate too poor old Nancy, i no its only a soap but they get your cockles going haha ,&#55357;&#56847;

whatshallwedo Thu 15-Aug-13 10:39:11

I do often wonder what I would do if I was in Nancy's situation. I definitely wouldn't have trusted Sienna and taken the children - I actually thought the car was going to blow up!

What That was my thinking! I thought Sienna was going to blow them up!

Darren is thick.

Will there be a Hollyoaks later soon?

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Thu 15-Aug-13 20:03:14

Ooooooo, a Hollyoaks Later with Sienna on full psycho mode will be EPIC!!

It would be great!

She could go a proper rampage and tie all the Osbornes up in the pub!

I've just watched tonights E4 and shock but I read spoilers and 'eerrrr' too far Hollyoaks!

cookielove Thu 15-Aug-13 20:56:13

What What WHAT?????

Just happened in tonights e4 hollyoaks <blown away>

Did you read spoilers??

Read spoilers online then come back! It gets worse!

cookielove Thu 15-Aug-13 21:03:45

On digital spy?

Yep, read about them. Too far hollyoaks!

cookielove Thu 15-Aug-13 21:13:14

I'm sorry but why was Darren crying, he made his choice now he has to deal with it. If i were Nancy i would never forgive, ask for a divorce ASAP and maybe take a hit out on Sienna

Ste and his ....... <bluergh> see this is why i miss Brendan!!

notanyanymore Thu 15-Aug-13 21:21:40

I can't wait for Sienna to get found out, I hope Nancy reigns supreme and tells Darren where to go to. Ste and his dad?? Why??!!!!

I know!

Why are they even going there?!

whatshallwedo Thu 15-Aug-13 21:22:57

I am so jealous I am not allowed to watch as we have company and it is deemed rude hmm

What time/day is the omnibus on please?

cookielove Thu 15-Aug-13 21:25:26

I think it is on sundays, but not sure, you can catch it on 4od though!

Its like they don't want ste to have any healthy relationships hmm

whatshallwedo Thu 15-Aug-13 21:40:37

Counting the days down!!

Lighthousekeeping Thu 15-Aug-13 21:52:08

What's wrong with Ste and his dad?!! I must've missed something.

Light his dads face was shown on tonights e4 but spoilers make it creepy and wrong.

onenutshortofasnickers Thu 15-Aug-13 22:28:54

I think that they will drag this out until a holly oaks later, or Christmas...and why did no one see the pregnancy test straight away? Anyone else think sienna isn't really pregnant and drew it on with pen!

It's the whole Mercedes/Riley/mitzee storyline again! And ho have form for letting baddies roam free and get away with it or die before they are found out if ever! (Think maddie, will, silas, mercedes, dr drowning etc)

Also surely Ash and Ana are going to be the only ones to find out about patrick/sienna and reveal all?!

But Ste and his Dad is going to get interesting next week..... and Dr browning smile

I want sienna to be foud out quick but they are going to drag this!

whoever said about Mandy coming back I read that too and Tony is a character leaving at the end of the year- I think Myra is too along with dr browning?

I think Claire and Dom are coming back too, all autumn/sept time!

Oh and guy who plays stes dad is 43. which ste is meant to be 23- I thought he was younger, had to look it up.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 15-Aug-13 22:37:17

I did see the end so u know who the dad is. My question is does the dad know that Ste is his son?

Is tony going to die do we think?

Tbh it gets on my nerves but I can't stop watching it. So, yet another one not going away to uni? What's wrong with soap teenagers they never go on to improve their lot!!

onenutshortofasnickers Thu 15-Aug-13 23:08:45

No the Dad definately does not know ste is his son...(I know a gross spoiler!)

I think Tony is leaving (read somewhere with the Many thing,) and he has been in ho a long time so I think yes.

It is funny how they all end up going to HO college/uni even though they are really smart etc

OneNut Thats what I was on about!

I think he came for that reason so only person called Ste is obviously his son. Its HollyOaks going weird.

Patrick needs to fuck off. Hes really creepy and I am certain something weird happened with him and Sienna

Lighthousekeeping Thu 15-Aug-13 23:20:08

Surely he would know the mother?

whatshallwedo Fri 16-Aug-13 19:01:12

I have managed to sneak away and watch ho on channel 4 and am going to try my best to watch e4 wink

Darren really, really needs to hurry up and find out about Sienna but I bet Nancy is put in a mh hospital first.

The whole Ste's dad thing is ridiculous shock shock

whatshallwedo Fri 16-Aug-13 20:12:08

So, fellow e4ers can you please tell me if they actually did anything together at the end as I was trying to shield young eyes from the screen so missed some of it.

I'm watching E4 one now.

Sienna is a fruit loop and Darren is just as bad.

Cant they just let Ste have one normal relationship with someone?

Have stayed away from this thread for ages as have been really behind, but had a day off today and have watched 9 episodes to catch up blush

WTF, poor Ste, I was just hoping that when Tony rang the dad he might get a bit of a happy storyline for a change but doesn't look like it does it?

Can't wait for Sienna to get her just desserts, it must be time for hollyoaks later soon?

notanyanymore Sat 17-Aug-13 00:38:00

Oh for sienna to get her just desserts! Altho will probably end up feeling sorry for her as patrick is her father after all. And Will! OMG Will! Hopefully Nancy and Anna will end up on the same psycho wing and crack this thing together with the help of Ash and John Paul. Hope Darren gets his just deserts too, snivelling idiot.

I just want to see more of Trevor

Did anyone else know that the actor who plays Dennis is Joe Pasquales son?

I didn't. If you didn't know you do.

Jbck Sun 18-Aug-13 10:29:07

Hollyoaks has been fab this week, Ive had my heart in my mouth umpteen times and have no fingernails left.
The Ste/Danny scenes were shock
Hope Tony doesn't die, Will, Browning and Sienna get their comeuppance,
Maxine sees Patrick for what he is amd everyone else lives happily ever after but not all in the same week. My nerves can't take it grin

whatshallwedo Mon 19-Aug-13 19:56:43

Too far Hollyoaks, too far, can no one be happy??

Poor John Paul! Can no one be happy?

Lighthousekeeping Wed 21-Aug-13 15:20:06

Nice twist, I thought.

I dont understand why she was sat in the pub

whatshallwedo Thu 22-Aug-13 07:26:30

Maybe she will investigate the inspectors disappearance and give more Trevor wink

I know! They had him shown alot and now its like he never existed!

I want John Paul to find out about Danny!

Lighthousekeeping Thu 22-Aug-13 09:41:54

He has to find out. I can't bare Nancy being locked up again!! It can't go on much longer I hope.

Browning needs to fuck off!

How is Cindy Toms sister?

Sam dad - Gordon Cunningham, cindy was from his first marriage. this might help!!!!!

That makes sense now. Totally forgot grin

InMyShreddies Thu 22-Aug-13 21:23:21

Hello H lovers. It's my resolution to get back into it I'm not too old I'm not I'm not

I was quite shocked at the Cindy rape bit tonight sad

What Cindy rape bit?

InMyShreddies Thu 22-Aug-13 21:30:38

See DH thinks he was strangling her but I'm 100% it was rape sad

It was the bloke who's married to Mercedes. Forgive my lack of names, I have been watching since Tuesday.

No he was strangling her. Its what he does, he tried to kill her as she was going to tell Mercedes that they had slept together.

Strangulation is his kill style it seems.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 23-Aug-13 20:49:12

Honestly. How long can they drag this on for?

Look at how long they are dragging the Will shite on for.

I want a Hollyoaks later!

cookielove Sat 24-Aug-13 08:33:06

Def was just strangling. Like thats ok hmm

Not a fan of Cindy to be fair.!

I want Craig to come back,

Lighthousekeeping Sat 24-Aug-13 13:28:46

Is Cindy Toms sister?

Yes - I put a link on page before which shows the complicated family tree!!!!

Toohottohandle Sat 24-Aug-13 21:13:45

I cant believe that sienna is getting away with itconfused
Poor nancy

Ziggy is fit

Dr browning wish he would go

NotInTheMood Sun 25-Aug-13 21:09:46

I didn't think it was rape????

Finally Trevor is back. grin

Why dont any pregnant women go to midwife appointments or have those maternity books? They just have scans it seems

gingerbreadshoes Tue 27-Aug-13 19:38:57

They have scans which show massive 12 week babies, if mine had looked that size I would've been worried grin

They have no bump and are suddenly huge the following week. Then the children disappear or are very quiet.

gingerbreadshoes Tue 27-Aug-13 20:39:06

The babies are able to be placed in a moses basket or cot and don't cry!!! If only rl babies did that.

cookielove Thu 29-Aug-13 21:57:35

Did anyone watch tonights? Myra it already feels like I have lost one daughter referring to Jacqui erm hello you have actually lost Tina!!!!!

I thought she was referring to the Carmel isn't talking to her as she looked at her grin

Trevor made that last sentence seem like the sexist thing ever!

southeastdweller Thu 29-Aug-13 22:11:52

Patrick looked great with his shirt off last week, didn't he? Thursdays episode, it was. Did you all know you can now download the eps from 4OD? grin

I didn't see the twist coming up with that teacher, Danny (last week).

Haven't caught up with this week yet.

Err Patrick shirtless was gross!

Give me Trevor talking about his fish any day. He is even sexy when he does that!

Awwww Ziggy and Ruby is quite sweet actually.

Still rather have Trevor!

gingerbreadshoes Sat 31-Aug-13 00:25:46

Trevor does have the biggest nostrils ever though!!

cookielove Sat 31-Aug-13 21:16:35

Trevor is horrible, as is Patrick <bleurgh>

I'd much rather have Dodger, Phoaaarrrr!!

SP Carmel or Jacqui whoever, the one she has actually lost is Tina, its been so long she has forgotten she ever existed hmm

I want Darren to get whats coming to him smile

cookie if it happened more than 2 month ago then its forgotten grin

Its like Frankie doesn't mention Newt ever and McQueens forget that Theresa is also a killer and the child that is hardly shown belongs to Carmela husband!

I love Trevor.

Lighthousekeeping Sat 31-Aug-13 21:37:42

Where's Tina's Bain?

DownstairsMixUp Sat 31-Aug-13 21:41:37

They always use a growth scan pic for the 12 week scan - why? Also Darren has twins, and oscar, surely he can tell the difference between an early scan pic to a 20 week scan? Same with frankie, she has a few kids. Little things like that make it really unrealistic!

cookielove Sat 31-Aug-13 21:43:05

Light i assume you mean bairn which is baby right??? if that is right, after a quick google to confirm my thoughts, baby Max was taken to France and lived happily ever after with his father Russ!!

Oh yes, baby Max that never gets mentioned either. Or the fact baby Bobby is in America.

How Lindsey happened to have the scan the day that Sienna needed help.

I do love HO

KatoPotato Mon 02-Sep-13 16:36:57

I'm finding the VO5 product placement increasingly off-putting. Cindy was having her panic attack right behind a tin of mousse...

KatoPotato Mon 02-Sep-13 16:37:24

What actually happened to Newt?

gingerbreadshoes Mon 02-Sep-13 19:29:53

Wtf just happened in the e4 episode??!!shock shock

Was it him who did it or not??

I haven't watched it yet! Its recorded though. Will return once I have seen it

Browning's voice really annoys me.

Watched it!

shock Hoping it didn't happen as shown and someone else Jim or trev sorted it.

Hard trying not to give spoilers away!

gingerbreadshoes Mon 02-Sep-13 20:40:01

I think it was Jim. It didn't look as though it came from Paul to me.

HO is definitely becoming more brutal!

I want a HO later!

cookielove Mon 02-Sep-13 20:49:27

Just watched e4 thank god is all I can say smile

cookielove Mon 02-Sep-13 21:09:53

Just watched e4 thank god is all I can say smile

BeaWheesht Tue 03-Sep-13 11:42:02

I am sick of Paul's mouth!

KatoPotato Tue 03-Sep-13 11:43:55

Urgh. I know what you mean. His whole head is like a crappy Asda halloween skull with his no lips stretched over his tombstone teeth.

cookielove Tue 03-Sep-13 19:54:22

Just watched e4!!! That was a shock? ?

I'm watching todays E4 now.

Browning and Mercy need to fuck off. Their voices and faces annoy me.

I hope Trevor gets out, I like seeing his face, especially when hes sorting his fish tank grin

gingerbreadshoes Tue 03-Sep-13 19:58:22

Ohhhh hurry up SP we need to talk about it but can't til you've seen it grin


Apparently someone is leaving in Autumn!

cookielove Tue 03-Sep-13 20:28:03

Erm sp did you watch it all?

BeaWheesht Tue 03-Sep-13 20:30:48

Right someone pm me I missed e4 and can't watch it tomorrow as I'm busy.

Yes I watched it all then did a google and someone leaves in the autumn and its not who you think. Googling came up with some spoilers!

cookielove Tue 03-Sep-13 21:05:33

Oh I was thinking you didn't see them go.

Sp can you pm me the spoliers my phone won't let me search confused

whatshallwedo Tue 03-Sep-13 21:19:58

Can you also pm me the spoilers please? I'm too impatient to wait for it all to happen on tv.

Has anyone else heard who is on Strictly this year? It could be related to your spoiler maybe!!

PMs sent!

cookielove Tue 03-Sep-13 21:26:09

Cheers me dears!

whatshallwedo Tue 03-Sep-13 21:31:17

Thank you! It makes it a bit more interesting.

It isn't related to the Strictly line up tho, thats someone yummy else.

Just googled. I hope he isn't leaving!

TulipsAndDaffodils Tue 03-Sep-13 21:56:38

Me too please SPs grin

whatshallwedo Wed 04-Sep-13 06:26:40

So do I!! We will run out of decent men if he does - maybe he is just having a break.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 04-Sep-13 07:06:49

Who are you talking about?

I'm going on holiday now so can anyone tell me are them two really gone to sleep with the fishes?

southeastdweller Wed 04-Sep-13 07:32:58

Think I'll be watching Strictly this year for the first time ever...

Can someone pm me i need spoilers sps and is Myra really dead? Argh need to know!

Ok I need to get back into it, had a few weeks off - anyone want to give me the lowdown? Pretty please I'll be your best friend grin

whatshallwedo Wed 04-Sep-13 20:22:06

I'm rubbish at explaining so I'll leave that for someone else to do.

But shock shock shock to all of tonights e4ers!!

Can someone just tell me is Myra dead or not? shock

whatshallwedo Wed 04-Sep-13 20:40:24

Scoose I have pm'd you as that was an easy question that I could answer grin

Thanks whatshallwe any other hollyoaks news? I have missed it last night and tonight sad

shock at tonights E4

I'm hoping the truth about Will comes out soon.

Vincent and George are lovely together yet Hollyoaks doesn't allow happiness.

Watching tonights E4 and Trevor is getting more attractive!

shock did not expect that!

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Thu 05-Sep-13 20:12:08

Vincent's getting on my nerves.

It's 2013 mate, no one cares that you're gay..!

Move on and shag George .


cookielove Thu 05-Sep-13 21:23:53

I can't stand Vincent, and i don't get why people think he is attractive, i don't see it.

I really wanted to slap Carmel tonight, god she is so drippy.

And yay back to Sinead hmm

Cant do with Sinead.

I just want more Trevor. Tonights E4 was a shocker

cookielove Thu 05-Sep-13 21:36:22

Oh SP that was sarcasm about Sinead blush

Ha i just knew that he was gonna be Trevors big boss, he had an odd edge about him you know a bit evil!!

MonstersDontCry Thu 05-Sep-13 21:42:51

I'm so glad I found this thread. I fucking love hollyoaks. It's my secret pleasure. blush

Love Trevor. I'm glad they made him into a permanent character.

Cookie I was meant to have either on the end of that sentence grin

Need Mercy to go. Her voice and face annoys me.

The fact she is wearing such tight clothes yet can move in them amazes me.

GreggsOnLegs Thu 05-Sep-13 21:48:36

Have just caught up but haven't seen tomorrows

I bloody loves hollyoaks

Dibs on jack ;)

cookielove Thu 05-Sep-13 21:58:27

SP grin

Who is Trevor's boss??!! Is it that Frazer fella? Was wondering where he came from

Oh a fwiw my previous comment is not a spoiler as I haven't a clue what happened haven't seen it all week! hmm

cookielove Fri 06-Sep-13 21:04:43

Scoose it will have been on now. So yup fraiser/frazer is Trevor's boss.

cookielove Fri 06-Sep-13 21:05:10

Freddie is yummy!

Finally caught up on this weeks episodes, knew there was something fishy about Frazer but didn't think he was going to be an evil crime boss! shock

I hope Trevor is a permanent fixture as he is great to look at grin

The whole Fraser been Trevors boss was strange. If he cares about Sandy then he should leave Freddie out of it. Freddie is growing on me.

whatshallwedo Mon 09-Sep-13 19:27:26

I am a little bit in love with Freddie wink

Just watched tonights E4 and awwww at Freddie

I like him a little more now. I hope he doesn't do that though!

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 09-Sep-13 22:06:46

You can all have Trevor as long as I can have Dodger! grin wink

MonstersDontCry Tue 10-Sep-13 08:25:05

SP, I thought the same thing about frasier and Freddie. He should just let him off now.

I can't stand younger brother. Can't remember his name. I'm really annoyed he came back.

When is Will going to get found out? They seem to have forgotten about that!

whatshallwedo Tue 10-Sep-13 19:28:25

E4ers sad sad shock shock sad shock

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 10-Sep-13 19:36:21

Eek! First look sad shock

MDC do you mean Robbie Roscoe? He's so annoying isn't he!! angry

MonstersDontCry Tue 10-Sep-13 19:59:41

princess yes him! My last post was meant to say feddies younger brother. He makes me angry

I missed the E4 one today. sad at least I've got two to watch tomorrow now.

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 10-Sep-13 20:07:24

I cannot stand him! I don't mind the usual 'love to hate' characters like Sienna/Trevor/Dr.Browning. But with him I just hate his acting and his annoying little character.

I also do not like the storyline about him lying about being 'felt up' by his uncle. I don't like the idea of promoting the idea that kids lie about abuse.

cookielove Wed 11-Sep-13 19:37:17

I hate Trevor. I can't see how people find him attractive <bleurgh> watching the e4 one now. Awwwww Freddie.

Robbie is rather annoying.

whatshallwedo Wed 11-Sep-13 20:05:25

I have missed tonights e4 angry can someone please tell me if Freddie is ok???

whatshallwedo Wed 11-Sep-13 20:45:55

I now know so please don't answer my previous post!!

Watching now and I'm happy with Fraser.

Still find Trevor attractive. Even when running.

I read a spoiler in a magazine!

whatshallwedo Thu 12-Sep-13 17:41:46

Er sp I think you'll find that all spoilers must be shared via pm please!! grin

PM sent!

KatoPotato Thu 12-Sep-13 18:11:31

Pm me please!

cookielove Thu 12-Sep-13 19:21:17

Why us Lynsey not missing her scan photo? ?????

I never actually thought of that grin

Awww Freddie sad I actually quite like him now

What the fuck is Ash wearing?!

cookielove Thu 12-Sep-13 21:12:15

I think I am a little bit in love with Freddie.

And yes what was that outfit? I burst out laughing as did dh.

Anyone watching tonights E4??

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 13-Sep-13 20:34:09

Yes!! shock he's going to get the blame isn't he!!

Yes he is. I read the spoiler the other day!

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 13-Sep-13 20:38:26

Ooh! I knew he would. Did you notice that he seemed upset? Maybe he cares about her?

Oh and I think Jack is Joe Roscoe's dad...

I said that at the start about Jack and Joe.

I dont like him but hate the other fella more

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 13-Sep-13 20:45:53

Totally agree, don't like him but he's better than the other one!

Ah, I didn't even click when Jack gave him the money, you're much sharper than I am! envy

Anyone watched tonights?

whatshallwedo Mon 16-Sep-13 20:37:27

I did!! I hope the whole Will thing hurries up and ends soon.

cookielove Mon 16-Sep-13 20:38:53

Will's down fall will be his matching t-shirt, trainer combo!

I hope it comes out soon. Bet its a Christmas showdown. They have dragged it out this long somehow.

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 16-Sep-13 20:41:50

It needs to come out soon! angry it's getting very frustrating!

No one even knows Will is able to walk!

I think I've missed a few episodes. Why couldn't wills mum fight back?
Also a very cheeky request for any spoiler pms please wink

She was sedated apparently.

what I dont understand is why she couldn't say wills name in voicemail.

spoilers coming up Its just getting silly now

KatoPotato Tue 17-Sep-13 14:22:30

Can we just make this thread a Spoiler zone? Or start another where spoliers are embraced and appreciated?

Ahh thanks SP

whatshallwedo Tue 17-Sep-13 19:30:09

Shan't say anything until I know others have watched tonights e4!

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 17-Sep-13 21:27:20

Ok... Poor girl and psycho vs. psycho.

Tomorrows E4 will be interesting...


Why didn't P just take a pic of W and run like fuck?

whatshallwedo Wed 18-Sep-13 06:36:02

because that would be too easy SP!! Obviously he is just going to stand there staring at a murderer instead grin

TulipsAndDaffodils Wed 18-Sep-13 19:23:57

What was in Patrick's box that makes him so sick???

Does it show tonight? Watching it now.

I dont like either but I want Will to fuck off first

PrincessFlirtyPants Wed 18-Sep-13 19:34:34

Tulips do you think the photos were of Sienna?

I think they were sick pictures of Sienna or something. Always been something strange about them both

whatshallwedo Wed 18-Sep-13 19:45:20

How do you know that what was in the box makes him sick? Who looked in it??

Lighthousekeeping Wed 18-Sep-13 22:22:29

I'm guessing he's Ben shagging sienna

Lighthousekeeping Wed 18-Sep-13 22:23:22

Not Ben. Patrick. Obviously.

I freaking hate that Will. How I'd he kno about the box?

cookielove Wed 18-Sep-13 22:32:07

It looked like a lot of opened cards to, I'm thinking it's something more innocent like hiding cards from Anna. But maybe its seedy to <yuck>

Lighthousekeeping Wed 18-Sep-13 22:35:17

Oh I think its seedy. Job threatening by the sounds of it.

Its defo seedy for Will to say its sick and worse than murder.

I think Anna found out what he had been doing so he made her seem mental to others

Anyone watched tonights?

whatshallwedo Fri 20-Sep-13 19:40:19

As twists go that was pretty good!!

That tonights E4 you are talking about? Or last nights?

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Fri 20-Sep-13 20:03:28

Why can't Jack put a t-shirt on?

I'm finding his sweater over bare skin combos annoying.

And why doesn't Frankie wear more jumpers. Always looks like shes off out on the pull

whatshallwedo Fri 20-Sep-13 21:37:29

Tonights SP, I thought it was quite good and unexpected.

I liked Trevor's scared face when Fraser was having a go at him smile

I need to catch up - got ofsted this week so hollyoaks fell by the wayside - always happy to,read spoilers though... SP did you link to some earlier, the link doesn't work for me if so sad

Just watched all last weeks episodes, the Jack/Sandy surprise wasn't what I was expecting. Lots of tears as well, not the best to watch whilst

Also want to know what's in Patricks box!

Dear god, shes back!

Just saw that too!!!!!

Lighthousekeeping Fri 27-Sep-13 22:05:12

Remind me how did she go out of it last time?

And what did creepy Patrick say when he touched Sienna's belly?

cookielove Sat 28-Sep-13 09:49:51

MrsRaj - the sweaters make me want to puke.

She must be low on work.

Light - something along the lines of he can't wait to meet this little one.

Lighthousekeeping Sat 28-Sep-13 10:50:49

I thought they all knew she now wasn't pregnant?

whatshallwedo Sat 28-Sep-13 12:36:15

No, she told them she was still pregnant and stole a scan picture to show them.

Surely they have noticed the total abscence of a bump??!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 02-Oct-13 18:30:54

Is tony going to die?

cookielove Thu 03-Oct-13 09:59:49

I think they are going to have her steal a baby!

I don't think tony will die anytime soon

Anyone else excited about Hollyoaks Later next week?

whatshallwedo Thu 03-Oct-13 10:51:11

I am grin I've never watched one before so am definitely watching this one!

Lau126 Thu 03-Oct-13 14:16:53

Yes I can't wait for hollyoaks later.. Hollyoaks is my secret addiction wink

Yes! Going to put it on series record today!

I have Hollyoaks E4 on series record.

I'm hoping the sienna, will, Patrick stuff comes out soon

Same here!

Lau126 Thu 03-Oct-13 23:42:07

For those that haven't seen 'the hand that rocks the cradle' it's on bbc1 tomorrow night... Aka Sienna's favourite film lol

southeastdweller Sat 05-Oct-13 23:27:07

Looking forward to catching up tomorrow with the omnibus! I'm pissed off that Clare is back, played by the useless Gemma Bissix.

I read Nancy's back next week.

cookielove Sun 06-Oct-13 00:21:59

Ooh looking forward to Nancy coming back. If only to wipe the smug smile off stupid Sienna's face.

I watch e4 so no spoilers for those who don't but ahhhh John-Paul.

southeastdweller Sun 06-Oct-13 20:52:19

Poor John Paul!

Sick of Leann - there's no point to her anymore.

He can never be happy. I love John Paul

Awww.. little Dunc is back!

Anyone watching?

southeastdweller Wed 09-Oct-13 05:28:24

Who's Dunc?

cookielove Wed 09-Oct-13 18:49:44

Tony has a kid? ??

Duncan. Rubys brother.

He had a child 15 years ago. I had to google that as I didn't know either!

WTF has happened to Dom?! Why was he in prison?

I know whats so weird about that Jade lass and why she is obsessed with Esther

cookielove Wed 09-Oct-13 20:16:11

I think Jade's boyfriend who died, gave his organs up and Esther has his liver. Jade is a but insane and still 'sees' him and is attracted to Esther because of the link to dead boyfriend.

Ok I think I am gonna have to google.

Dom went to prison cause he set fire to illnosh (sp?) For money I think. The fire that killed steph.

cookielove Wed 09-Oct-13 20:17:30

I think Jade's boyfriend who died, gave his organs up and Esther has his liver. Jade is a but insane and still 'sees' him and is attracted to Esther because of the link to dead boyfriend.

Ok I think I am gonna have to google.

Dom went to prison cause he set fire to illnosh (sp?) For money I think. The fire that killed steph.

And I think Tony is unconscious! And its all a dream.

That's exactly what I was thinking about crazy jade.

Oh yes, forgot about that. When Steph decided she was going to die on the fire.

Apparently there's Hollyoaks later after this one and its all entwined with normal day Hollyoaks.

People die!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 09-Oct-13 23:03:31

Yes five! Who.

Love Nancy's hair.

Sunshinelaulau Thu 10-Oct-13 06:27:54

Yes I agree with the crazy Jade theory too!!

And Nancy's hair is fab

What's crazy Wes got to do with it?

cookielove Thu 10-Oct-13 08:51:16

Callum is being a dick.

Oooh people die!

I normally like Callum but he is been a dick.

Think its the 22nd or around there when people die.

Fuck knows who Creepy Wes is or why he is there.

Sunshinelaulau Thu 10-Oct-13 18:24:51

Yes Callum is being a dick!! But we've seen a slightly darker side to him for a little while I think... Probably in the run up to this.

DownstairsMixUp Thu 10-Oct-13 18:35:34

Omg please can hollyoaks kill off darren. He is such an awful character !

southeastdweller Thu 10-Oct-13 21:40:46

I think some of you are talking about Hollyoaks later. Do you have to watch that to understand what's going on in 'proper' Hollyoaks for this week?

cookielove Thu 10-Oct-13 21:43:20

South - there does not seem to be any link between the two at the moment!

southeastdweller Thu 10-Oct-13 21:48:26

Ok, thanks, Dom must be in the usual Hollyoaks then (I thought he was only in the later one).

Watching tonights later and its fucking creepy!

cookielove Fri 11-Oct-13 14:35:36

Sorry south Dom was in the normal Hollyoaks but left years ago (Finn is also in the later show), i meant there is no interlinking of the two story lines so you aren't 'missing' anything by not watching it, so far anyway.

CamelBalls Fri 11-Oct-13 15:37:52

Hollyoaks later is rather odd isn't it! What is with Wes?!

Cant believe yesterdays Hollyoaks later! Must watching tonights now

Sunshinelaulau Sat 12-Oct-13 00:34:53

I've only just watched thurs nights HL and I thought it was CREEPY!! I was not expecting that with Callum either!

Lighthousekeeping Sat 12-Oct-13 19:31:14

Bloody hell. It's all so confusing. I thought Claire was dead. Why doesn't Cindy look out for tom more if she's his sister? Why is Ste acting like he's going away for three years and not months? Where's the kids mum? Will they have to leave school?

Allthreerolledintoone Mon 14-Oct-13 17:38:31

There's a few more that die too :-/

A new Holly starts in a few week. Lass who plays her now as quit

cookielove Mon 14-Oct-13 18:55:33

God dam it. I now like Trevor!

I felt sorry for him been pushed aside for Claire. I love Trev. Sexy fucker

southeastdweller Mon 14-Oct-13 19:14:49

I love Nancy's hair, too.

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 14-Oct-13 19:34:32

Right, does anyone know who dies? I must know!!!

southeastdweller Mon 14-Oct-13 20:17:20

Spoilers are probably up on Digital Spy.

I hope Esther and Leeann die!

Either Ste or Doug will. No one can be happy.

There's a list I think of people who die

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 14-Oct-13 20:28:37

Oh please please let Will die. I'm so bored of him!

cookielove Mon 14-Oct-13 20:51:17

Will is not gonna die but be paralysed, <haven't read any spoilers, I just feel it in my bones>

No way ste is dead. Really don't want doug to die either how shit would that be.

Think dodger and ash will <fx ash does what a whiner>

Hmmm probably sinead (where's Katie?)

Katie is a soap baby. They don't need people looking after them.

Apparently the will thing comes to an end soon. Hope so.

I hope his head gets blown off.

Dodger should stay, hes lovely to look at.

Patrick and Sienna can fuck off. Creepy fuckers.

All the Roscoes can go apart from Freddie and Jason. They have grown on me.

Do they find out about Esthers bad 18th this week?

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 14-Oct-13 21:04:06

Oh my god, please say it ain't so! I heart dodger. I get to irritate my DH every evening with my crush!

Its 7 altogether. Does that just count Wes and Callum?

possible dead people

Toms in it!

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 14-Oct-13 21:06:04

I'm interested to find out what the history with Sienna and Patrick is...

Its something dodgy. i think Anna found out and that's why he had her committed.

Watching E4s. 'You dont have to be scared of me Ash' No! You only killed two people!

Apparently Theresa gets caught about the murder of Calvin next year so shes not dead

elcranko Mon 14-Oct-13 21:35:41

I hope they kill Leanne off. What is the point in her?

PrincessFlirtyPants Mon 14-Oct-13 21:39:50

Leanne just seems to moan all the time!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 14-Oct-13 21:49:30

Oh, I've never liked her. Will was so creepy tonight. I had to switch over!

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 13:06:22

I want Darren to go.

I don't think I've ever disliked a film/telly character so intently.

But I don't think he will. He has the whole 'Sienna the loon gets found out' hoopla to go through. But he's on another show currently so he may end up in a long coma or something.

Doug will die. He'll get his mates out and then a ceiling will collapse onto his beautifully styled head and he'll die a hero. Bet 'cha!!

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 19:04:37

Anyone watching the aftermath of the explosion on E4?

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 19:07:38


Not yet. Its recording to watch soon.

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 19:11:07

I won't post any spoilers then, I'll just say shock again!

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 19:16:47

Can I do mini-spoiler?

Not all deaths will be revealed today. I think another body is found later on.

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 19:18:16

MsWilliam do you know who dies?? Please tell me!

Just seen what O think maybe a spoiler on FB and if is I'm not watching any more! Ill put it on now!

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 19:20:52

SPs that's teasing!! Links to a spoiler? wink smile

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 19:39:05

OMG why does hollyoaks ruin my life

MsWilliam I'm glad you said that. I have a theory that one person hasn't died and actually it's someone else so think I'm onto something there.

OMG. Crying a little here!

Not happy!

MrsWolowitz Tue 15-Oct-13 19:47:42

I'm going to watch the E4 one in a it worth it?

Yes it is.

I teared up. Not what I expected

southeastdweller Tue 15-Oct-13 19:54:31

Still to watch Mondays and today's eps but gonna have to put E4 +1 on at 8 to watch the Wednesday ep, the suspense is killing me!

God I hope Leanne who's one of them who's died, her or Dennis or one of the younger Roscoe brothers.

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 19:59:01

I'm so upset. sad

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:01:17

I'm not happy either.

I NEED to know who else dies. How can we find out?

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 20:06:29

I can't find any spoilers elcranko. I have a funny feeling that one of the deaths (female) isn't what it seems.

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:08:29

Why is Sinead always crying and being rescued?

With the amount of little scrapes she gets herself into you'd think by now she'd have learnt some basic self-defence/first aid/survival skills.


AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:08:39

We've seen them all haven't we? On e4 I mean.

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:11:09

I don't reckon Dodger's gone.

He'll be coming of a long hospital stay and pointing the finger at Will.


Leanne and Tom are still unaccounted for. And both have left notes saying they've fooked off.


MrsWolowitz Tue 15-Oct-13 20:12:09

Is everyone up to date? Can we discuss it all?

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:13:08

Aaaaah good point William! Maybe that was the weird torch bit at the end!

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 20:14:00

I don't want Tom to die. Leanne <shrugs> not bothered.

Not happy with one of the deaths. Cant anyone be happy

That's what I was thinking MsWilliam. I think it's gonna be Tom

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:16:27

Agree with you on that sp I fucking knew it as soon as sinead spoke to that one

I did fall in love with Trevor tonight. The sexy beast

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:17:38

Me too PHWOAR in that jacket. Hope he doesn't leave

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:19:21

If Tom dies won't Hollyoaks implode or something?

He been like the best Grim Reaper character in the entire history of film and TV.


Unless everyone in Hollyoaks can now live happily ever after and every night will be like the opening scene from a tedious musical?

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:20:13

Mercedes wasn't really fighting for her life at any point, was she?

Was about five minutes of inconvenience..!


AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:20:22


PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 20:24:03

I was laughing at them with the spades though! Are they going to bury the body under the patio <reminisces about Brookside>

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:24:55

Princess I've been searching and can only find names of five characters who are leaving, only two of them were in the explosion?!

I did find news on two pregnancies to be revealed next week though smile
You probably all already know about those though, right?

El Same father?

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:27:35

OMG what is WRONG with me?! Watching it on e4+1 and PHWOARing at Will hmm

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:28:24

No SP! Ooh is there a third pregnancy then?

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:29:01

Andy - WILL?! Seriously?! grin

No. I just had an idea of something but obviously not that. Thought Browning had upduffed people

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:30:04

I used to fancy Will when he was a cute, bespectacled geek.

Now he's a serial killer with weirdo facial expressions? Not so much!

PrincessFlirtyPants Tue 15-Oct-13 20:30:22

Andy - shock shock

I don't know about any pregnancies... Please tell!

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:30:40

It was the shirt! And those jeans straining on his muscley legs <drool> I hate myself now shock


When there's the gorgeous Trev?

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:31:46

We could start a Hollyoaks spoilers thread?

AndysMildAdventures Tue 15-Oct-13 20:31:50

I am so ashamed sp

Go for it El I need to know now

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:33:11

Ok I'll start the thread, give me 2 mins smile

southeastdweller Tue 15-Oct-13 20:35:14

Wow that was dramatic.

I'm annoyed one of my fave male characters died but happy a certain female character has gone.

Agree that Dodge will be fine.

elcancro One of the characters died in the Later series last week.

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:39:05

Possible spoliers?

I'll write in code.

Segavas are trying to come to terms with their feirg .

Lindsey and Cindy have to cover a *kard terces - but who will be the first to *crack .

elcranko Tue 15-Oct-13 20:39:33

Who, southeast??

The spoilers thread is up and running. Can't link from phone but it's there in Telly Addicts. Please add your own spoilers too smile

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:39:40

Chunky letter fail.


MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 15-Oct-13 20:40:54

Oooooo, yes!

We have a shock pregnancy.

lollilou Wed 16-Oct-13 14:01:24

How is Sienna hiding her fake pregnancy from Darren? Surely they sleep in the same bed don't they? I may have missed a few episodes though.

AndysMildAdventures Wed 16-Oct-13 14:04:26

She asked him to sleep in the spare room because he makes her hot in bed so he's not seen the belly yet.

whatshallwedo Thu 17-Oct-13 19:51:05

If anyone watched or watches tonights e4 can you please what Dennis told Dirk(??) as I missed what now appears to be a crucial word!! Thank you smile

Lighthousekeeping Fri 18-Oct-13 21:41:44

Can anyone tell me what happened to Leeanne? I didn't think she was at the party.

Just caught up! What has happened to Tom?

BasicFish Fri 18-Oct-13 22:12:20

Yes, what on earth happened to Leanne?? She was not fine, then fine, and looked ok in hospital then suddenly she was about to die but had long enough to plan a wedding? I am so confused! easily done

AndysMildAdventures Fri 18-Oct-13 22:28:33

Leanne was at the party looking for Dennis. She had a bleed on the brain that they couldn't stop and the doctors told Dennis that it was only a matter of time before it killed Leanne. They decided to get married so Dennis tried his best to make it as much like Leanne's wedding plan book as he could at such short notice. And then they got married and...and... Leanne died sad :'(

cookielove Fri 18-Oct-13 22:44:58

Meh leanne died. She was pretty annoying.

Seriously I know soap baby and everything but where is
Katie, Sinead has not even mentioned her! Where is she!?!

southeastdweller Sun 20-Oct-13 10:58:34

Just caught up with Tuesday's ep. Very impressed with how they did the explosion.

whatshallwedo Sun 20-Oct-13 15:43:52

It was good, I read online that the cast did their own stunts for it whixh is why it was in slow motion so you could see their expressions.

SPsTombRaidingWithCliff Mon 21-Oct-13 21:01:15

Where is Callum and Ash's mum? Two of her children have died in the space of a week or so and shes no where

MsWilliamTheBloody Tue 22-Oct-13 19:11:11

A tony flashback episode?

He's a goner, isn't he?


whatshallwedo Tue 22-Oct-13 19:52:10

Finally a bit of happiness smile

CamelBalls Fri 25-Oct-13 13:34:34

Yay ! Tony survived!

Who is that girl who didnt know she was pregnant?!

Who is everyone who died? Callum, creepy girl, ash, dug and Leanne anyone else?

BruceWillisLovesMe Fri 25-Oct-13 14:03:37

So pleased for Tony aaaah!

The preggo girl (well, mum now haha) is Danny's daughter Tegan.

Dr Browning

CamelBalls Mon 28-Oct-13 14:46:57

Ok I got everyone in hollyoaks later/big explosion
But forgot about browning and Claire!

Huge list - not been much talk of hollyoaks later and linking into hollyoaks? Where's Callum and Ash's mum?

Can't wait to get Internet to watch this weeks!

RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets Fri 01-Nov-13 18:29:16

Anyone still watching?

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 01-Nov-13 18:31:52

Yes! Did you see the e4 one last night?!

RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets Fri 01-Nov-13 18:34:48

No, I've been away. Catching up now! I have weds and Thurs E4 to watch. Ill come back soon

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 01-Nov-13 19:07:10

Ah! I won't ruin it then...

BoysiesBack Fri 01-Nov-13 19:23:05

Ooh, love the Oaks. I'm a couple of episodes behind but I read spoilers anyway, will keep mouth firmly shut though smile

PrincessFlirtyPants Fri 01-Nov-13 19:26:45

Boysies there's a spoilers thread... Please spill the beans over there!! I really want to know

RoxanneReidsChafingFishnets Fri 01-Nov-13 19:40:42

Ohhhh! I've seem, I've seen!

Come to spoilers!

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