There's no way of (Sir) Sugaring the truth as it's about to come out in the interview..The Apprentice Thread:the interview thread

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Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 18:28:01

No can will be left unopened
No stone will be left unturned
As Mulder would say the truth is out there

So come on in!

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 19:09:24

My favourite episode each year smile

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 19:10:32


Lovely title.

I am very much looking forward to seeing them torn apart this.

Oh me too, my favourite episode.
And I don't like any of these ones, so hopefully they'll all be awful.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 19:20:43

Yay! I may buy wine.

I can't wait to see Margaret in a room with these idiots. DH has been banished to the man cave and curly whirlys are chilling in the fridge.

hello! Can you keep nudging me through it, been awake since 3am (and didnt get a whole lot of sleep the night before). I'm going to have to prop my eyes open to watch it.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 10-Jul-13 19:40:04

Oh my favourite episode. Do I need to buy a bottle then? I only have half price champagne in.

PoppyAmex Wed 10-Jul-13 19:40:09

They're not inspiring this year, are they? I especially cannot stand that woman Louisa, her voice really grates on me blush

This is my favourite episode because they're forced to stop spouting vacuous, meaningless statements and have to bring it on!

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 19:41:51

im here im ready, can't wait for this episode, love this episode too, I hope Louisa cries.
also is it just me that thinks neckbeards idea sounds like rightmove from what he said last week? see you all at 9!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 10-Jul-13 19:45:43

I can't wait for Claude, I bloody love him, he rips them to shreds!

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 19:46:42

according to digital spy you might need your hankies.

Lorelilee Wed 10-Jul-13 20:28:30

Bring on the bloodbath!

What time does it start?

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 20:34:25


This is absolutely the last one I am doing :D

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 20:49:23

Oh, it's been appalling for years- I only watch bilge like this because its so much fun with you lot!

JillJ72 Wed 10-Jul-13 20:56:10

Ready and waiting. DH did a passable Claude impression earlier... needed a bit more bite though.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 20:57:45

I am here!!! At my SIL's and on my phone but here.

JillJ72 Wed 10-Jul-13 20:58:16

And a couple of weeks ago I sussed how they used to give 110% - by working through their lunch hour! DH told me "I go to work and I work all day. And then I come home". Said in v firm and confident voice.

TattooEnvy Wed 10-Jul-13 20:59:57

Here we go! grin

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 20:59:58

Hello lovelies.

I watched the personal profiles programme on Iplayer last night. They all seemed a lot nicer than they have come across for the last ten weeks. With the exception of neck beard who seems even more ghastly.

Nick and Margaret tomorrow? What is that? <rubs hands>

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:00:21

Checking in. Bloody love the interviews

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:01:15

Glad you Tee.
That benefits programme just looks like it is going to be car crash tv

Fakey Stella shouldn't do the upflicky eyeliner with those pencilled brows. It makes me want to grab a Sharpie and join them up

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:01:21

Is Margaret on? Oh good

On the other hand that programme they just trailed about benefits looks awful.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:01:38

come on who's going to cry?

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:02:08

Sue its all about benwfits and taxpayers and living on benefits.

I missed the benefits trailer. When?

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:02:23

I'm betting Neckbeard and Wabbit go through.

Looking forward to Jordan and his 3rd partner idea being eviscerated.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:02:33


XP, sorry. I will goggle it grin

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:03:04

evening all

Final of Neckbeard and Wabbit I think, yup.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:03:29

Sue it's on tomorrow. It looks horrid. Don't. Unless we can have a live thread about it.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:03:42

NornIron looks like she's been punched in the mouth.

fank you Lord Sugar

LannisterLion Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:05

Lord Sugar said we're in for a BIG shock this week. Why do I have a terrible feeling that Wabbit is going to win...

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:12

Steff I think Neils story will make us cry.

One of them says the biggest lie they have told is that they are a size six.

NornIron has flicked her switch from Outraged to Simper, then.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:24

TSS - agree, I'm going for neck beard and Luisa.

I didn't know what fake Stella's name was till I watched the profiles.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:27

Look at his little dwarfish arms!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:28

Has Jordan got short arms?

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:38

Checking in for the first time. DH out. Hooray!

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:38

<pulls up seat>

Entertainment? What does she do? Dance? Magic?

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:55

X POST with my evil twin


Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:04:56

Jordan's arms are really short in comparison to his body

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:05:19

Ooh..... Flicky talking about game playing. Wonder who that was aimed at!

Arf, she does dance. And she talks like Supernanny, does Fakey Stella

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:05:29


I love this episode every year. I have a massive crush on Margaret.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:05:41

I would rather Luisa won than neck beard

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:05:55

I love Margaret too

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:06:07

I think norniron has the best business idea.

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:06:09

I reckon that Leah will be in the final

What kind of clinic is NornIron plugging? Botox? Assisted death?

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:06:25

Get rod of quack Leah please
That woman makes my teeth itch

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:06:56

oh I dont want to cry, I want one of them toogrin

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:00

I suspect that Leah has the most integrity. The question is whether her plan stands up.

Witco Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:02

Love this, carnage!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:04


Right I am here, Apols if I get even more incomprehensible than normal - it's the drugs your honour.

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:13

How many "on line" ideas will there be?

Does anyone have a business not featuring "on line" in it's description?

Lorelilee Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:28

Neil looking good!

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:40

grin Sue!

LannisterLion Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:45

Leah and Luisa in the final I reckon

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:46

Arf at assisted death

Surralun looks more and more like the Churchill dog each episode.

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:56

Indeedy, TSS

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:58

Jordan has cuban heels to add to his mighty 4'10"

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:07:58

She injects lethal bee venom into people's mouths, I think, Sue. So a bit of both.

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:01

The business plans are always rubbish:
Year 1: sell 1 million widgets and make £2 million profit
Year 2: make £10 squillion profit
Year 3: world domination

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:04

Jordan looks like it is his first day at school

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:22

Why does Francesca appear to do weird fake smiles at completely non smiley moments?

So this is the semi final then? Three of them are fucked at this point.

A true warrior does what now?
He thinks this is The Hobbit, innit?

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:37

Jordan is going for the mad professor look today.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:39

A lovely day??


Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:45

I hate wabbit

Lorelilee Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:47

She wants to stab Wabbit through the heart!

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:08:49

ooh and apprently rubiks cube might be trending according to digital spy

Ooh clodd has Wabbit first!

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:09:17

Love NoShitClaude

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:09:32

Tee, did we just see Comic Sans? shock

I bet it was Luisa's business plan.

Wabbit vs Clodd
When she's not doing Rage, she reminds me of Alice in Vicar of Dibley

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:09:44

Fran is edited badly.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:09:56


Love margaret

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:09:58

Ooh new one!!

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:10:03

Ooh Claude & Claudine!

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:10:07

Margaret would make a good M

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:10:17

Claude and Claudine god this is gonna get confusing

She is boring, you know.

Botox <nods>
And a special Death room.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:10:56

fake stella has so little personality shes nicknamed after another candidate. spot on she is boring.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:14

Yay, I'm back in the 'Prentice world.
Stupid real life has got in the way recently.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:18

I like NornIron's assessment there!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:20

Ha ha ha

Good on her for just full on critiquing his face

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:25

Ha! Norniron is cosmetic surgery! We knew it from the lips!!

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:26

A doctor with how many ethics

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:31

Way to make an impression NornIron.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:45

I bloody love Claude, btw.


G'wan Clodd. 'Like Rightmove'

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:50

oooh online!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:11:53

Neil is going to get ripped a new one

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:00

ooh neckbeard lets see if you can re invent rightmove

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:11

is Jordan actually a smaller version of neckbeard? Is he really a ventriloquist dummy?

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:17

Online-based, own viewings?

Just don't let Charles Manson in.

LOVE Clodd. finger on the NUBB, baby.
suck on that, Neckbeard, ya big smugger.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:42

Online estate agency? Like Right Move? Or like any other estate agency.

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:46

Don't vendors usually do viewing themselves??

So it is an identikit online estate agency then. Pshaw. Rubbish.

Or NUB even. Either way I'm shouting.

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:12:53

I really hope Leah doesn't win. What a waste to the medical profession if she takes up this fake doctory stuff rather than continues to practise proper medicine.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:02

Hello, hellooooooo, I'm late but catching up.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:04

General estate agent!! No way. Claude is right

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:10

Claude, I love you.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:13

Clod is fabulous. It is crap.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:25

See. Told you. There's a flaw in his logic. If the best person to sell your house is you, why did it take him two years?

Thrived off that, didja Neckbeard?
In my arse.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:33

Yeah right you'd go in there again!

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:13:41

Can someone, you know, sell something?? Rather than be online?

I have missed Margaret's eyebrow.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:14:05

Eyebrow of doom...

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:14:37

How does she not know her figures?

Silly girl!!

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:14:41

fundamental error

A lookalike firm?
There y'are. She can be Fakey Stella for real.

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:01

Why do they go in to these things not knowing what turnover or profit is?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:06

How do they not understand the difference between turnover and profit?

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:09

Ooh.. fake Stella, Dragons den fail re numbers

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:14

I believe Leah works for the NHS and has clinics.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:17

Cosmetic fucking surgery

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:22

She's stupid. Learn what it means!!!

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:23

Ooh, a "founded by myself"- that's almost as bad as the Comic Sans.

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:25



Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:29

oh dear a liar

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:31

Fake Stella is fucked

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:33

hahahahahaha pick a number any number.

Fake Stella

Crash and burn....

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:39

wow thays bad!

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:39

Nooooooooooo Fake Stella

Not asseptable, Boff. not at ALL.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:48

Luisa. stop needling Fakey!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:15:57

Hate to say it, but I bet Wabbit knows her numbers.

I want more Claude.

TattooEnvy Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:16

"It was just a number that came into my head"


Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:19

Are these business plans or hopeful fiction?

Wabbit flirting with Clodd.

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:40

Ugh - Wabbit's flirting with Claude (vom face)

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:43

Oohhh.... Bitching Bout Luisa

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:47

Louisa is going to go through.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:49

I don't like Wabbit but she does know her stuff

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:16:50

Oh god oh god I am actually sitting with my eyes and ears covered with a cushion at Stella

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:02

little twat

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:05

£100k on cupcakes wtaf!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:15

Ooh, air quotes

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:17

Jordan. Wow. Just wow.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:22

Luisa positively revels in other people's discomfort, doesn't she?

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:29

What's fake Stella's business plan?

None of these are great are they.... smile

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:36

THAT'S why I hate neck beard and Jordan. They both do that "myself would like to meet with yourself to see how myself could help yourself" shit which I HATE.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:37

Jordan is enthusiastic isn't he?

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:39

I know tee.

Neil is just vile

Oh dear. Jordan not intelligent enough to know he pisses people off then.

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:17:49

I think Luisa will win as she is the only one with a proven business brain and I can't see Lord Sugar being interested in cosmetic procedures.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:10

ooh airquotes Jordan

Trading on eBay! Wooohoo! smile

Oh no, not the rabbit ears inverted commas.

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:20

Leah for me!

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:26

Are any if them not on line or made up businesses yet? I'm on pause whilst DH brings dessert.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:31

Neck beard trying for a psych out there.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:38

Margaret! Love it!

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:41

Go Margaret!

I agree bico smile

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:47

You know who all that 'myself-ing' makes me think of? Geri Halliwell.

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:48

I cannot wait for Dara tonight!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:48

Margaret is going to eat her

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:53

Oh dear

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:18:54

She can't flirt with M though...

Brain like Einstein?
G'wan Margaret. Get her.

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:21

Margarets face says it all

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:38


BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:41

Lol at the eyebrows

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:46

You're not interesting Francesca. Sorry.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:51

He traded on ebay!!!! Hahahahahaha

So an entrepreneur who has only traded on ebay and a personality deficit who has imaginary numbers.

Thats too out.

Its between Wabbit, Neckbeard and Norn.

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:19:55

I luffs Margaret.

Surrallun has so many wrinkles, if NornIron botoxed him he'd end up with an entirely spherical head. Like Moonface in 3D.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:12

at least you're honest norniron

I trade on Ebay. Well, sometimes I buy stuff. And other times I sell stuff.
Am I a genius field of ponies? I never knew.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:46

Creative visionary.


TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:53

Red you're forgetting his sock puppet 3rd party.

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:54

no ideas of his own

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:56

Jordan is fired.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:20:59

Jordan is about to crash and burn on the partner issue

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:00

Jordan scratching nose - lying!

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:01

So Jordan is this guy's agent, then?

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:04

Jordan hasn't got a business or a plan. How did he get to this stage?

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:07

Fran is out of here for sure

I reckon Leah, Luisa and Neil for the final. Or maybe Jordan.

And between Leah and Luisa to win. What's luisas business plan? Leahs is a new one for lord sugar and very right now

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:09

Norn's got let off lightly - must actually be able to string a sentence together in a business plan then.

I'm going to practise doing expressions like those people for work.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:17

Arf at sock puppet!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:22

Jordan has a big problem here. How has he not noticed this?
Begs the question is why have they let him through?

And Luisa wants to re create dr oetker?

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:21:40

your business plan is half baked hurrhurr

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:01

I've hardly watched this series so don't know their names.

Laughed out loud at speccy boy having only run an Ebay business before...

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:03

Why does Louisa want a paltry 250,000

Oh good lord. I think Wabbit might win.

Wabbit Cake Glitter. £39.99 a pot.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:22

Wabbit doing the startled bunny act there.

I love Leah!

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:38

Isn't that what lAkeland sell luisA?

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:39

Is Wabbit Betty Crockershite?

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:41

ha ha ha

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:45

Leah could make that in year one. It is possible.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:48

Rubik's cube!

I can do that with a Rubik's cube.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:51

This will be GOLD, I tell you...

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:22:58

Ok. Rubik's cube....

Arf @ Rubiks cube
I had one for about 20 years, never managed the fucker.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:11

Why would you out your Rubik's cube ability in your CV?

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:14

Ah rubicks cube!

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:15

Jordan is gone gone gone


Him and Fran exposed as liars.

Leah is bloody impressive.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:17

Is Leah on speed?

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:19

Leah knows her stuff

It's gone wrong!

I do hope Jordan doesn't do it!

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:24

Leah has her facts doesn't she. Got to credit it.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:32

bet he can't do it

NornIron certainly has done her figures... Shame it is such a 'product'

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:45

Claude is glazing over.

Jordan is fucked. Never make random claims like that.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:23:46

Siralun won't surely back a Botox clinic

Love the rubix cube!

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:07

Rubik's cube fail!

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:10

Arf at Rubik's Cube. Isn't it funny that 'Rubik' sounds much like... hubris.

Norn doing well (as is girl with whiny voice)

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:13

This is hurting me.

Xmasbaby11 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:15


YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:16

Just keep the clock running on Rubik....

Fair fecks to NornIron, she can talk.
Jordan's out. And fakey Stella.


BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:34

It must be tricky for Jordan, to be fair, with his tiny arms.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:41

Ds2 can do a Rubicks cube in less than a minute.

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:45

jordan is a jumped up little turd

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:46

Also, there's at least 3 websites for app making.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:48

Has Jordan done ANYTHING right this episode?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:24:53

Comparing yourself to Steve Jobs - nice

Tell me he didn't just call himself Steve Jobs?

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:02

I bet Jordan gets called a parasite now...

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:05

Jordan is definitely piggy backing.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:05

Arf at 'Steve Jobs'. He really has tickets on himself doesn't he?

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:07

omg he's not even a business partner

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:16

What? The company belongs to / was started by the other chap???


YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:19

Lies, lies, lies......

Tiny arms. Weirdly large hands.

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:25

Don't count on it Maryz, remember the series Tom won and they did the beauty salon. Suralan was waxing on about how much profit in cosmetics.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:34

all I can look at now is jordans short arms in comparison to the rest of him...

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:42

Yeay im not the only one who says Fran is Stella!! In fact only learnt her name this week as I thought she was called Stella!!!

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:45

What's with neck beards sudden glasses?

He's like a little T-Rex, Bof. A T-Rex frantically trying to hitch himself to bigger, better dinosaurs. Ones with actual talent.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:25:50

To be fair, he is on,y 4ft 6 so a piggyback might help

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:20

Have any of them seen this programme before?

Don't they know that they will be checked out?

He's playing the grief card. Oh dear.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:21

Tyrannosaurus would have been a great nickname for Jordan- shame we only spotted it now.

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:21

Jordan is such a fake.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:24

He has an enormous head too.

Metaphorically as well as physically.

Neck Beard has the manic eyes of a particularly determined goat.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:37

Neckbeard is trading on his poor old dead dad here, isn't he? And she is falling for it.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:43

Suppose so TSS, but it just seems wrong to me.

I think neckbeard might make final.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:49

Aw neck beard tugging the heart strings.

PseudoBadger Wed 10-Jul-13 21:26:50

Neil just came up with a great slogan for Bodyform or Tampax

That's knocked the wind out of Neil

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:27:19

I thought she said 'I'm sure he'd be very proud' very brusquely.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:27:26

Yes, she won't like you, Luisa, because you are a rude vain dickhead.

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:27:32

It's not X factor Neil

Short arms but big spadey hands
Maybe he is some kind of mole?

I hope someone sues Wabbit for her slagging grin

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:27:48

bastard that's just mean!

Luisa assumes the worst as ever.

Oh, and a female boss was the bad one. Yeah, right.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:27:51

What? husband? Wasn't she shaggging Jordan?

LizTerrine Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:05

Norniron has a pleasing naïveté.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:07

Manipulative? On this series? <clutches pearls>

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:17

Her husband? What was with all the tabloid stuff about shagging Jordan?

Figgygal Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:31


What husband?

Arf @ X Factor
He's studied this reality telly thing. He has his story DAHN.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:55

They're separated.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 10-Jul-13 21:28:57

Sirrallan also invested in Susan Ma's business - of natural costmetics & toiletries.

Jordan has got to go...

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:29:02

She has an invisible husband as well as an invisible dd?

Not sure that Claudine is being grumpy enough.

She has a child, Wabbit. Or did I dream that?

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:29:14

Dr Leah is coming over the best here.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:29:17

That's not evidence.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:29:29

Picking fights in the reception. Hmm..not good

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:29:53

It says she is painfully shallow and it wastes her brain.

Taking a day off work when your Dad dies is a sign of weakness? Well said Neil - you twat!

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:02

I thought she was shagging Neil!! her husband wasn't mentioned Monday nights episode - only mum and daughter. In fact I thought she was a single parent. Maybe they split up post interview recording??

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:06

Your a vain shallow bitch, if you lie about your dress size...

... hhahaahaha who is ethical!! ROFLAMO

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:12

Wabbit has a three year old.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:16

Neckbeard is deluded

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:23

Neil is David Brent.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:23

Norniron comes across well but I just don't believe her

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:36

Jordan is a colossal bullshitter. I can imagine him in the corner of the boozer in twenty years, talking about his big dick and his millions.

It's like his forehead is advancing on the rest of his face. Perhaps that's why the beard is running away?

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:44


Ooh it's parasite time!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:48

This will be good!

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:50

Leah responds well to criticism. Unethical response was good.

OH, another slam down for neck beard's business plan there.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:51

Time for the parasite....

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:30:55

Spot on Claude.

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:06

Go Claude.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:06

ooh Claude is gonna tear you to shreds

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:08

ggod come back from Leah

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:08

I think she is only interested in money, which I struggle with for a doctor.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:23

Come ONN- parasite parasite parasite...

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:23

Will he actually puke now, do you think?

Claude is killing Jordan.....

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:31

Jordan is GONE

Figgygal Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:33

Oh Jordan get your hard hat on!!

YEAH Clodd. Parasite.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:42

What singe even doing on the show? Jordan I mean. How did he get chosen to begin with?

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:43

Bye bye jordan

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:48


Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:51

Jordan fucked. Why have the beeb let someone in this process who shouldn't be there? What's the point?

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:57


And not even by Lord Sugar!

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:31:57


Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:00

yay for Claude

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:01

15% of someone else's business? Lovely smile

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:09

I'm on catch up. I want to die watching Jordan. Those arms and the Rubik's cube and the lies.

And the sock puppet.

Bye Jordan!

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:16

Not a shareholder. True, no equity to sell.

15.39 per cent. What random percentage.

Ok. Bit of tellyness going on there. No chance to explain.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:17

He is going to cry....

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:18

Its not gonna be Jordan!

Wabbit actually feeds on human suffering, innit? Like it's her energy source.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:21

He needed telling

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:22

What's Stella's idea?

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:27

love that he circled 15% and scribbled mad next ti it!

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:38

Jordan fucked. Why have the beeb let someone in this process who shouldn't be there? What's the point?

For the DRAMA of course.

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:45

It will be Luisa and Leah in the final.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:48

Which one's Stella?

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:48

The only thing is do you remember when Claude found out about "that's what I am talking about" lied on his cv and he still went through

FairyArmadillo Wed 10-Jul-13 21:32:49

I'm cringing!

Are those two the same bloke or are there two blokes the same <easily confused>

florencedombey Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:10

Perhaps Norn could do something about Jordan's short arms at her clinic. Mates' rates etc.

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:10

Is neckbeard finally shaken a bit?

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:15

Ignore me <just remembered>

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:29

Jordan may actually give birth in a minute..

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:30

Stella wants to open up a chain of dance studios.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:32

Neil is psyching out again. Not that it's working.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:33

I could do another one

Just need to change your shit stained pants first eh Neil.

Yeah yeah Neckbeard and your random bullshit "I could do another one"

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:33:38

Yup I reckon Luisa, Leah and Neill in the final.

He is such a bullshitter.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:00

Does Jordan have access to firearms?

Thank god he couldn't reach a shotgun trigger.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:10

It's going to be Louisa and Leah.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:12

Sr'alun looks more like a baggy scrotal sac every year.

YY, that chap who lied about how long he was in a job won, didn't he? Year before last.
No getting away from it, Necbeard has a shit idea.
Norn and Wabbit then. All female final?

bico Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:26

Jordan is gone irrespective of the lies as he doesn't actually have a business that L'Sugar can invest in.

thismousebites Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:48

Jordan trading on EBay Lol

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:49

Spoilt child. Very apt

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:50

Yes Red, of course. I never thought of that. They knew and let him through so we could see it.

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:34:57

Haven't Pineapple and Len Goodman already nailed Fake Now Boring Stella's plan?

Wabbit will develop her sprinkles business into the full Cherry Menlove.

thismousebites Wed 10-Jul-13 21:35:59

Sir Alan looks like Nookie Bears dad

He does, thismouse. We had him as Nookie one year, I think.
It fts in well with his oddly jerky movements. Like he's being puppeted.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:04

Basically the shocker is lorsugar that Neil's idea is shit.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:17

Neckbeard's plan sounds worse every time we hear it....

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:18

Neil's idea is bollock. Utter bollocks.

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:20

CherryWomenhate, Sue?

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:29

Think Shugs will give Neil a job in his toot empire anyhow as he obviously likes him

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:44

Spot on

He wants it. He's wanted it for soooo long. he has a dead relative.
Either way he's won Britain's Got Talent.

thismousebites Wed 10-Jul-13 21:37:58

Poleaxed by your own DH. Re stubborn
She' s gonna kill him

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:38:12

Glad they've identified beard's mega ego

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:38:40

I'm thinkin that it might be Leah and Luisa

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:38:41

Leah's idea is not bad.

Steffanoid Wed 10-Jul-13 21:38:55

they all seem so nice when they aren't interviewing

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:00

She's not cold. She's just not full of complete bullshit.

AndiPandi Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:16

Leah going down well!

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:16

Leah and Luisa...

He has a concern with the morals of Botox?
Does he fuck as like.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:27

You have a concern on the moral side?


TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:28

Just got to the bit where Clod terminated Jordan.!!!!!!!

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:39:54

leah and fake stella in the final

TSSDNCOP Wed 10-Jul-13 21:40:17

Gah I'm miles behind you. I'll shut up blush

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:40:34

Jordan and neck beard basically want to swank about in nice suits with nice cars and talk big and do fuck all.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:40:43

Margaret has really, really blue eyes, doesn't she?

I think Clodd has mellowed you know

Also where is the bear man?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:02

Agree, Chub

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:19

I think Shuggs wanted Neil, and it will make him cry to have a woman win, but I reckon he will go for Leah and Luisa.

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:19

Quite pleased that advisers have been quite apt with their appraisals

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:20

I would do Clodd

Comb your bloody hair!!!!

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:34

Wait for it
Bics at twenty paces

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:35

How about at ten to we all say who we think qill go through?

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:41:48

I can't believe Jordan has gone in. I would have run.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:04

Incredibly blue eyes on Margaret.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:23

A gentleman's agreement? Oh you complete tool.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:32

Jordan, you're fired.

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:33

Bye Jordan

I agree Boffles. He will be weeping sad little tears at having to work with more wimmin. After Katie and Stella and all.


Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:43

wabbit in the headlights

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:50

Wabbit in the headlights....

GeekLove Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:52

Fancy getting this far before being nobbled! Gentelman's agreement ahahahahahahaAaa!

That was short!

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:52

So who next?

Maryz Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:52

Oh we'll, gone now anyway.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:42:53

I've only just realised there are 2 different men.

Wabbit looks a bit surprised.

And yet she carried on shagging him until the first programme aired.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:05

That has shit them up

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:20

Allthings. I'm going for Leah and Luisa.

I think the blue eyes are the magic boardroom eyes. He pumps Children of the Corn essence into the aircon or something.
Last year they were blinding.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:31

Is he going to fire Louisa?!?!

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:33

Wolfcub grin

I like your thinking wink

GeekLove Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:48

She IS still Wabbiting! You'd think she would have learnt by now?

naffedoff Wed 10-Jul-13 21:43:59

He might put Neil through on the basis he changes his business to something Shugs likes

So has Wabbit just called her core market thick, narrow minded and limited?

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:44:29

Wot naff says

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:45:04

Shutty eye moment again

AndiPandi Wed 10-Jul-13 21:45:13

Well said Stella!

Ah, that survival instinct.
It's primal. The need to set up a dance school.

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:45:27

The thing is being in actual business doesn't involve being ruthless all the time.

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:45:55

she looks rough for 24

It does if you're a pirate, Chubb.

Nice to see the moral aspect being looked at.

Oh fgs. She's a Dr. She'll have touched on ethics before.

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:46:29

Pmsl at Lord Shugga in the face straightening business gringrin

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:46:29

If I walked into Leah's surgery and saw her overly made up face I'd turn and walk away.

Not fgs you OYBBK. Surrallun, you understand.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:46:52

just ignore the potential side effects there then Leah. Good ethics for a doctor

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:46:56

Yes. I don't think any Somali pirates have auditioned though. Neil would consider it if lorsugar asked him to I'm sure.

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:10

oh god he's going to cry

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:16

Agreed. Ruthlessness often backfires in business long term. Shuggs often talks about that too.

Jellykat Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:20

Leah has to go, her roots have been bugging me for ages <shallow>

legoqueen Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:30

Oh Neil...

Hullygully Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:34

so I have to watch the apprentice to hang out wioth you lot


MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:36

Eee fort it frew

He has the swarthy looks for pirating, fo sho.
He should consider it.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:49

Imagine Sralun with botox.

Nope, can't do it.

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:51

Oh I hope Leah goes through.
Neil should be saying he would change his plan

RedPencils Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:57

Neil's going for his crap idea.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:47:59

I believe in unicorns. Can I have one?

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:02

Neil believes. He absolutely believes.

He is absolutely deluded.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:11

Neil's gone...

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:24

Ooooooh dodgy ground Neill

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:27

he is listening-impared

Hully <smackers>
This or XF. Where the cool kids hang.

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:31

You cunt can't!

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:37

Hully.... Come to us. You know you want to.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:44

At some point, he has to accept that his idea is crap, surely?

SunshineBossaNova Wed 10-Jul-13 21:48:59

Wolfcub not listening-impaired, I think he's hard of thinking.

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:02

right man, wrong plan...


Xmasbaby11 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:02

bye Neil!

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:06

so not getting the message

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:06

Clearly NOT the right man if he is so stubborn and wrong headed about this idea.

Aww Lord Sugar's gutted he luffs Neck beard sad

Figgygal Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:20

Poor old deluded Neil!!

It is an open goal and he is doing a Stuart Pearce.

PseudoBadger Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:30

Awwww he wuvved him sad

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:31

Bye, Neckbeard. You stubborn twat

GeekLove Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:33

Bummer of a business plan? Why did he have to get Estate agents involved!
Another one down!

PseudoBadger Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:40

He's crying!

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:47

Down to the girls.

Srralun is GUTTED he cannot give it to neckbeard.

Jellykat Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:48

Wow, no men left!

Lorelilee Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:54

My poor boy. He's totally gutted!

BOF Wed 10-Jul-13 21:49:56

Byeeee Neckbeard smile

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:02

Did lorsugar just wipe away a tear?


RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:04

luisa facial reactions are far too ott on this

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:04

Grrr.... Neck beard potentially getting a free pass on prior practice.

Was he really that good through? I thought he was also one of the manipulators jumping on ideas late on.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:05

Got to be Wabbit and NornIron, surely?

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:05

I actually feel sorry for Neill - really shocked he's gone.

Do you think sir Alan will give him a job post series though??! I reckon he will have loads of job offers from this.

LizTerrine Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:11

If had just accepted that the idea was crap Lord Sugar probably would have kept him. Muppet.

Piracy is now his only option. Surralun can be his Master Bates.
Yo and Ho for the High Seas! As soon as he's stopped weeping.

Allthingspretty Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:46

I would not be surpriaed if all three go through

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:50:49

Oh I misunderstood. Being a newbie. So only two in final?

Luisa and Leah for me.

Tee2072 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:51:10

They're women!

GeekLove Wed 10-Jul-13 21:51:21

Awwwww why did he just have to call them the Girls?

tablefor4 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:51:29

Girls?!? Nick.....

Expected better old man

Figgygal Wed 10-Jul-13 21:51:42

Hilarious how many weeks we lost the girls in a row and now it's 3 left!!

I expect he will give Neil a job anyway

AndiPandi Wed 10-Jul-13 21:51:49

No no no I cannot bear Luisa!

Francesca and Luisa.

The big eejit, Neckbeard. He could have said ANYTHING and Surralun would have kept him. He should have said he wanted to sell tiny cars to mice or something. Wouldn't have mattered.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:16

We get all the other twats back next week to help them, don't we? That'll be fun.

Wolfcub Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:18

wabbit will be fired

AndiPandi Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:23

Anyone that uses a baby voice in business, or actually at all should be shot!!

LannisterLion Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:33

Alan Sugar the baker

MrsShrek3 Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:38

Can't see Shuggs going for
Wrinkle Fixer biz

Christ, please DON'T expose yourself.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:48

Tiny cars to mice - there's my business plan for next year...

RedToothBrush Wed 10-Jul-13 21:52:58

SIDE EFFECTS!!!! its not just about the 'wrong' people

Gigondas Wed 10-Jul-13 21:53:16

Yes am not sure if will go for northern iron

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:53:29

I just really am shocked at lorsugar because we all seem to be able to see that neck beard is a total tool and full of shit.

Do they get that Leah is a doctor? And that she has huge professional integrity at risk?

A dodgy cupcake could kill.

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:53:32

Ha ha at leahs I will make more money than her!!

Bloody PARASITE, You'reall

smokinaces Wed 10-Jul-13 21:54:18

Frans is a bit too flash in the pan zumba rubbish for me

Chubfuddler Wed 10-Jul-13 21:54:24

Tiny cars

Jordan could test drive them

Zumba could kill. I could kill the whooping types anyway.