The Voice- it's the FINAL!!

(863 Posts)
Raahh Sat 22-Jun-13 14:49:14

I am currently 23 floor up in rhe Hilton in manchester. I am drinking cocktails- yet I am sad I will miss the voice final.

C' mon everyone, Matt to win!

Oh Raah. and yet you started a thread to feel part of it grin
I nearly, BUT NEARLY went out. But it's a bit rainy and I <coff> feel a bit ropey. Honest. So I'll have to stay in and drink tea and bitch at the telly.

However, who is Matt? I fear my attention span has been off this time

I'm in, sitting at dm's gaff with a cuppa tea. DS immersed in minecraft for the evening so watching the final. Slight pain in the arse I'll have to get up and go home when it finishes tonight, but hey ho!

TeamEdward Sat 22-Jun-13 18:12:04

We're out at a 40th birthday party, but I think I'd rather be watching The Voice!
Matt? Do you mean Johnny Cash Mike?

Asbo Cuntry Mike?
I am going with Anyone But That Squeaky One. I don't feel we should reward bad behaviour.

Change of plans, dm being a pain so taking DS home now...might get in the door on time...zooooooooooom

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 18:49:44

It's on for ages <whines>

I'm home! I made it in time! Yes please stop panicking for me grin

SO ages. No loo breaks. No drink breaks. Luckily there will be lots of boring bits <not sure why that is a good thing>

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:06:37

I was slightly drunk by the end of last weeks and decided to slag of Leah. Of course about 4 people on my friends list knew her hmm

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:07:49

Did you speed Queen? <stern look>

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:08:20

There's a very squealy person on pointless ATM.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:11:06

Checking in. DDs love it. i can only get through with funny comments on mumsnet.I hope Westendproducer is tweeting about it. He's very funny too. Sadly the final show is often the dullest. No pressure, but I'm relying on you guys to get me through the next 2 plus hours!!!

onedev Sat 22-Jun-13 19:12:58

Are you going to see Robbie Op? If so, he's amazing& definitely worth missingThe Voice for! grin

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:15:33

Blondie on Wednesday for meeeeeeeee <excited>

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:16:09

Oh no they're going to sing

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:16:57

checking in

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:17:55

Look at Danny dad dancing grin

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:18:14

Feeling a bit confused hearing STJ singing Get Lucky.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:18:27

Sir Tom is freaking me out. Wrong, wrong, wrong!!! Jessie fab though?

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:18:28

Has Danny been taking singing lesson from Jessie? He's moving up and down those notes! Will looks like he can't be arsed.....

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:19:03

Not just me then Kneedeep!

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:19:10

Danny. Quick reminder. You are not Pharrell Williams.

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:19:19

Well now it can only get better.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:19:45

Jessie sounded good

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:19:52

I'm pretty sure they obly picked that song because there weren't too many words to learn

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:20:09

Hi everyone.

I thought that was the most consummate display of how NOT to perform a song. Utterly awful.

Gooseysgirl Sat 22-Jun-13 19:20:16

Holly doing her bit for the ratings again...

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:20:24

Ohhhh Holly's's as high as it is low.....

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:20:50

what the chuff is holly wearing

So Andrea <oh dear>
Cuntry Asbo
Matt (there IS a Matt! Will He's Not)
and El Squeako

I'm with Matt. In as much as I care at all.

You may be seated, Judges <nods>

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:21:29

Ooohhhh Michael Buble...........

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:21:47

Holly looks like she's wearing those plastic boobs so beloved of stag parties

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:10

Tell us about your nan, Mike

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:11

Who is more pointless?

Reg or Holly?
(and no puns about Holly's points)

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:19

The bubble oo-er missus, I so would.

Holly sporting the Helena Bonham DooDah couture range there. Special pockets in the skirts for those 'hidden' extras when you're shopping.

S'Toma wandered off a bit there, didn't he?

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:26

I really don't get Cuntry Mike.

Who voted for him?

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:40

Did anyone else notice what looked like a cut or a graze on the side of Jessies head.............Or was it just me?confused

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:47

I would love to know what special engineering sorcery is involved in creating the Willoughby boobage.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:22:50

Ha coco!!! DD just said her cleavage is drawn on!!

I LOVE Mickey Bubbles now. Shitting in boxes or no.

nenevomito Sat 22-Jun-13 19:23:04

Whoop, whoop!

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:23:34

Mum didnt bother dressing up then.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:23:43

I'm rooting for Matt

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:23:46

Mike to win!

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:23:52

Oh yes, Bublé is a god to me now.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:13


Asbo back whoam in the working mens club.
God, he's shit. I hope the Americans don't get our Voice imported in like we do with theirs. SO embarrassing.

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:18

They have to make him more country by adding those god awful string neck ties.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:24

Dull song. No one can top Elvis, so don't bother.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:30

Oh dear, he missed the 'Wet Paint' sign.
As well as a few correct notes.

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:34

I really don't care who wins, once it's not Leah

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:24:44

Can you hear Elvis spinning?

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:01

Brave to sing Elvis.

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:07

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:07

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:08

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:08

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:08

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:08

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:09

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:10

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:10

oh not Elvis

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:11

oh not Elvis

I think his Ma forgot her teeth

Maybe S'Toma has a spare set?

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:15

Matt is the only one who I actually thing is any good, so I hope he wins
<not that I care that much about any of them>

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:27

What is he wearing?

Is he wearing a shirt with those outlines of birds so that none crash into him?

This is decidedly average.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:39

Yep definitely Elvis Wolfcub ;)

YES, wolfcub. Elvis. GET OVER IT. grin

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:45

Just me then re Jessie!!!I think he has a vest on under his shirt!! grin

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:47

I think Wolfclub's not happy Mike's singing Elvis.grin

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:25:58

Wolfcub - think it might be Elvis smile

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:26:04

What do you think Wolf?

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:26:12

He sung it for his nan.

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:26:24

wolfcub full on panic mode there, posting 10 times grin

My cat did a shite and had to clear it up...missed cuntry boy.....shame

How do we think Elvis inspired him? Perving? Eating fried stuff?
It sure as fuckery weren't singing

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:26:49

fucking app. sorry folks

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:27:05

dressed him to accentuate his gut...and wtf are the birds?

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:27:23

I think he actually sang the Gareth Gates version.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:27:26

Your cat was probably more in tune

lauracutee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:27:46

I fancy mike! I'm a saddo! He is hot though??

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:27:47

Is Danny not allowed a microphone tonight?

JJ reminds me of Katie Price atm for some reason. You can see it more now she is baldy

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:28:03

I'm looking at his shirt more than Holly's cleavage.

That good huh?

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:28:22

Growing? Improving as a person? You patronising fuckers. He'll have your hubcaps for that.

HOT? Well, maybe in the stolen goods sense of the word

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:28:33

Holly looks like her face is melting tonight

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:28:33

Big mistake. Who told him to do that?

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:28:44

What is this about shitting in boxes please?

I can't stop looking at the boobies

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:29:13

'Its the voice she sings with'......FFS.

did she just say it was 'megalomania' in Tyrone grin?

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:29:38

She does not have the voice of an angel.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:29:57

Ah, here's the kid they all patronise the TOTAL fuck out of.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:30:10

Do people really think they will get extra votes for singing for their nan?

Mike you are competing for that section of the pity/sympathy vote with a blind girl FGS.

Compete on your talent not your goddam 'story'. I don't give a shit about your story. I don't listen to a classic record and this about the artist and how inspirational their private life is, unless its actually in the lyrics they are signing, because its about the music and, forgive me for this THE VOICE.


cocole - it was an XF thread a couple of years ago. One of the funniest ever. Has mysteriously disappeared. We were VERY rude.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:30:23

weren't angels traditionally male?

If she has the voice of an angel, Heaven must be painful

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:30:55

I am only watching to see what awful ensemble they will put her in tonight.

Watching about 10 minutes behind. Mike could have been given a better songs. And a shirt that fitted!

I don't get it! Her voice is nothing spesh

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:25

She looks much nicer tonight.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:32

Posture, dear, posture!

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:34

Angels are genderless, polly. Aren't they?

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:49

Those boobies are well and truly pushed together. I'm hoping someone pops a pencil down there to see how long it stays put grin

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:56

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, the angel wings!

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:59

Cheesy wings but lovely singing.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:20

I'm shocked, rude? Never.

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:23

WTAF are those wings..............Looks like she is going to take off any second..............hmm

Are we supposed to be able to hear her singing?

The dress isn as awful as they usually put her in.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:30

jux...nowadays probably

Her phrasing is a bit off...and those CGI angel wings behind her, are to die for.

lauracutee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:33

I know! Chavvy country boys who 'rap' in their bedroom . This pregnancy has made me insane.
Andrea is so boring. Anyone else find her utterly tedious?

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:33

Oh, lawd, she's awful.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:33

If she could only see what they've done to her staging...

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:44

Oh dear.

Do you think she knows whats behind her?

I think thats pretty damn tasteless tbh.

(shes actually quite good mind).

Why is nobody sitting down? It must be nearly interval time, they're waiting for the bar to open.

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:32:57

DD is singing everything like a cross between a castrato and some kind of strangles cat, while over enunciating everything. Should I send her upstairs to DH to entertain him?

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:03

Danny...what a plum.

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:10

DD has said that Amy Lee does it better. But then AL did write it, and Evanescence was one of dd's fave bands.

This seems fairly emotionless.

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:18

Crikey who is dressing the contestants tonight?

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:31

danny looks so slack jawed it makes me feel quite violent

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:32

Oh good the wings, she sounds a bit better tonight. Nearly injecting some emotion into it

Meh, I'm bored where's the wine

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:35

She looks less 'Librarian at a ball' tonight.

So are they going with the angel thing then? Next song, evens on 'inthe arms of the angels'. Or the Dreaded Apeface Robbie one

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:33:58

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:31:34
Angels are genderless, polly. Aren't they?

Ever seen Dogma?

Bet she's glad she cant see the Willow-boobies that close up.

(Did I say that out loud?)

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:34:21

Whoever dresses her should be shot.

Whoever hasn't told her to hold her shoulders back should be shot.

Lovely song, and nearly so well sung, but it wasn't.

'very' unique

Holly Willybooby - MN's new fave author? Fine grasp of language

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:34:57

My aunty had a pair of glasses like that in 1965.

I only just turned on. WTF is holly wearing?

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:35:21

No, Redtoothbrush. I shall seek it out!

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:35:39

she ought to have jessies earrings and hold her shoulders below them

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:35:45

Will is so nice, but such a bad lier.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:35:51

A bit of Jolen wouldn't go amiss either.........sorry. Already feel bad.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:35:53

Holly is a bit dense isn't she?

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:36:13

ditto redtoothbrush

lauracutee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:36:36

At least Holly's not shouting in her big hoarse annoying voice tonight.

Yes. She is.

She is sporting the least attractive cleavage I've ever seen tonight.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:37:10

Dogma is brilliant

I'm like so pi'y abou' ar'iss'

What was that about diction, JJ? I am torn. I like Matt best out of that shower, but I do hate JJ so very much <torn>

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:37:49

Jux, the angels in the film are shown as having no genitalia...

(Good film too).

This is Matt? Who was the first guy, then?

I can't help seeing Pat Butcher when I look at Jesse. her make up is far too harsh with that hair cut.

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:38:39

Tell me about Dogma then.

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 19:38:53

Jessie I love you but there are two 't's in artist angry

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:38:54

Ah, wheel out the ex Simba. It's not a final without a Simba.

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:38:56

MY 7yo has just said "Holly isn't wearing a bra."

Why is he still backstage?

Pat Butcher grin

They've missed a trick with the wee doggies. Matt should have been making a splint out of his own ribs for a yorkshire terrier or something, for the awwws

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:25


I love Babylon - don't ruin it

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:25

He forgot to come on....

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:32

X post. Thanks Red.

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:33

Why is he sitting out the back?

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:38

What's going on?

ROARING at the staging

BBC, we pay for this. You are robbing us BLIND

Dogma is brilliant.


cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:39:55

First one was mike

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:12

What on earth was that backstage stuff for?

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:13

ooo I just got chills

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:26

Whats with the hairbrushing and the staff????

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:29

He's backstage because the BBC couldn't afford another stage set up...

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:51

My aunt had a pair of curtains like his shirt in 1965.

jodee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:40:57

Best so far, despite sitting him next to breezeblocks.

lauracutee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:41:07

I'm embarrassed for everyone involved.

The backstage idea was terrible. Just terrible.

This is a very bland performance. Even he's bored at this point.

Now he's in the audience
We haven't seen anything LIKE it. The maverick


Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:41:28

I don't much like Matt either. Why are all these 'singers' so unable to express emotion?

Growlithe Sat 22-Jun-13 19:41:32

Oh this fella's arsing about too much.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:41:40

Shouty sad

It took TWO minds to come up with that shite?

Ah. It's Jessie's fault.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:41:55

Jessy's idea.

Nuff said.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:42:07

He lives in you.....he lives in me......blah blah blah blah

'that was a final performance'
Prophetic, Jessie? We can but hope.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:42:25

Yes, I thought that was very video-esque. Optimistic. I bet the runners were thrilled though.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 22-Jun-13 19:42:28

Late. DD didn't feel THE VOICE - FINAL! was good enough a reason to not piss about all day.

But hey, just enough time to see Matt doing his head-bobbing tribute to Bobble-Headed BaBylon chap.

Heavywheezing Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:13

Really good, best so far.

Yeah. word play isn't really for O'Dodgems, is it?

Jessie's dreadful short hair just shows off that her head is a bit of a funny shape.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:29

Live TV makes me cringe

MiaWallace Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:29

Holly's cleavage looks more sprayed on than the six packs on 300

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:35

Sir Tom is not really saying anything at all is he?? Nor are any judges?? What are they on about?? William? Nonsense.

carabos Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:50

What colour is Jessie's hair naturally?

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:43:50

And then we lost the to live...

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:44:01

WE KNOW IT IS THE FINAL why do they have to keep telling us???GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Ah good, Will.I.Eck has just summarised the choreography there.

El Squeako next <stuffs socks in ears>

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:44:22

Jessie needs to step away from the bleach

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:44:33


Jessie's hair certainly isn't naturally the same colour as her dress.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 22-Jun-13 19:44:52

Jessie's hair is naturally braaahhhhn

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 19:44:55

Is Holly just naturally patronising?

Here comes my Leah!

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:07

Extra-curricular activity?

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:11

Jessie certainly is special

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:21

DD has left the room to go at listen to West Side Story original cast recording. I'm on my own.

hmm Leah next I can't bear her hmm

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:38

OK Leah s turn. The cider is being opened

Oh yay hamster girl! Meh!

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:46

One of the judges has got a Blackberry!!! I just heard them get a text message!! grin

If you're going to go with a crew cut, you should make sure your head is beautifully round first. Although, at least her head isn't all pointy like ll cool j's.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:45:51

loving you was lovely

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:46:05

She's number six in the charts

Actually, she can win cos I want to see what they do with the dolls when she's mega famous. Have you seen the Lidl Muffins dolls? Artistic licence isn't even in it.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:46:24

I think Leah is Special.

Yes she is, but I'm not sure I would mean it in the same way.

And errghhhhhhhhhhh to song choice. The original was squeaky enough.

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 19:46:27

Oh my gawd she is going to destroy one of my favourite songs!

I hate Leah too. But she seems absurdly popular on this show.

So Belfast is responsible for shaping and moulding her into a squeaky fringe?
The bastards.

ShadeofViolet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:46:59

Where on earth does she get her clothes from?

Heavywheezing Sat 22-Jun-13 19:47:00

I will always love you, oh no!

Gooseysgirl Sat 22-Jun-13 19:47:22

Oh dear she's going to ruin this song isn't she

Really unflattering shorts. The wardrobe people obviously don't like her.

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:47:38

DH says; "It's a big song to take on."

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:01

I say; "She's not Whitney."

An auto da fe?
Seems a bit harsh. I know she's awful but we can't burn her

MissStrawberry Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:09

Apparently the powers that be want Leah to win.

This is terrible.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:13

Watch out for the completely pointless unnecessary low note.

Eurgh. Eurgh. Eurgh.

This is horrible.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:15

Aww, I like Leah now. I heard all of the Voicers and Coaches on Radio 1 breakfast show (does 'down with the kids' handsign), and she seemed a sweetie.

AND I like that she hasn't gone the tits-out, clingy dress route.

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:31

sue grin

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:32

Hmmm. They've done something to her. Stuck in her throat.

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:32

ruining the song

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:34

she's making it her ownwink

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:42

Was it too much to hope that she might take on a nice understated Dollyesque version?


RhondaJean Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:45

Is it me or has this girls makeup been done by coco the clown?

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:46

Listen, can you hear dolly crying?

Why does she do that deep voice all of a sudden?

Gives me the rage.

jodee Sat 22-Jun-13 19:48:48


Argh! Spider eyes!

Gooseysgirl Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:09

Londonbus my DH just said the exact same thing!!

I wish she'd just fucking sing the song. None of this nonsense.

SoupDragon Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:14

Did she let her little sister apply her make up?

carabos Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:16


Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:17

Oh. My. God.

My ears are bleeding!!!

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:23

Truly terrible

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:33

DH says; "It's all going a bit pear shaped now."

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:34

Oh god, I feel like pulling a Van Gogh. A double one.

She has made it her own. And by that I mean made an utter dogs arse of it.

Omg warbling eh jeeeeezus

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:43

what's with the clockwork orange eyes

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:49:48

Lots of notes. True sign of a, um, er, cop out.

I think they outsourced her make up to a grip of primary school girls.

Tiredtrout Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:03

Stop that Leah, you ruined that, and your diction sucks

What's with the shirts? All a bit Fresh Prince.


RhondaJean Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:12

"I've never heard it done like that before"


pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:13

dd 9 likes her voice and make upwink

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:14

Hate that song, but she is amazing.

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:14

She has a vocal range but she can control it or rein it in. My ears hurt.

Holly: I haven't heard that song sung like that before grin

Growlithe Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:15

Why are these judges standing up all the time? confused

I like the way she does not fit the "mould" of what a pop songstress ought to look like.

But I hate this song, and she's a bit "pitchy", it's not the best delivery.

And oooooo those shorts!

Could've been way better.

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:33

Yuk! Would probably be quite pretty if she wasn't caked in make up. She murdered that song.

Whitney would be horrified William.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:45

I haven't seen makeup like that since Liza Minelli in Cabaret.

Gooseysgirl Sat 22-Jun-13 19:50:46

That was utterly painful

Heavywheezing Sat 22-Jun-13 19:51:13

Those eyelashes were off putting.
Out if tune in parts but interesting. Who choose that dayglo lippy?

Lidl Muffin Dolls

For them who care ^^ Aren't they tactful?

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:51:28

Oh dear Sir Tom.

Heavywheezing Sat 22-Jun-13 19:51:34

She is a freak

Lmao freak! Yay love sir Tom tom

RhondaJean Sat 22-Jun-13 19:51:47

Jessie is laughing at "Leah's a freak"

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:51:54

Yes tom she has ruined it for ever

wtf? WTF?
God made out with her THROAT? O'Dodgems is a sick, sick man.
Greasy little feck.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:24

I really DON'T think she sucked God's dick. Even angels don't do that.

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:25

God made out with her throat hmm

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:26

and jj makes it all about her

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:27

Did Jesse just compare her to a cabaret singer in a caravan park?

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:38

I wish Holly would piss off.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:40

grin sue's muffin dolls

ToysRLuv Sat 22-Jun-13 19:52:41

Awful! How did she get through to the FINAL?!!!

I can hear the flat downstairs watching it about five minutes behind, I'm listening to Leah AGAIN. FFS

She has socks and sandals on. hmm

Deep throat, Boff? That would get you Gabriel status fo sho

rainbowfeet Sat 22-Jun-13 19:53:10

Omg.... Matt the best of a not very good bunch!!!! Leah particularly terrible... Was gutted when Joseph didn't get through!!

Going back to the opener Danny looked embarrassed, Jessie wants all the attention on her but sad as I am & yes he is old enough to be my grandad but I love love love Tom!!! gringringrin

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:53:18

So that's it?? We have seen all the finalists once. Not much choice is there?? All a load of rubbish.

Jux Sat 22-Jun-13 19:53:20

Off to make supper. Am I going to miss anything?

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 19:53:32

Maybe she should have took the cock out before she sang the song?

Asbo has a naice new top on.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:53:45

AW wwww a baby

O'Dodgems told her not to look at the audience <dies>

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:54:13

Danny escaped from Thunderbirds didn't he?

And who are these mysterious people on twitter saying all these wonderful things? Did the BBC make them up?

I fear we're about to be subjected to them singing with their mentors again.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 19:54:24

Amazing. Amazing. Learn a new word, Reggie

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 19:55:24

ArbitraryUsername Sat 22-Jun-13 19:54:20
I fear we're about to be subjected to them singing with their mentors again.

No please anything but that!

Pmsl BOF!!

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:55:50

35p?? Oh great value!! Oh hang on, if I don't vote....they don't win....even better!!

Yes. My fears are realised.

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 19:56:45

Can this programme get any worse - seems so!

Lawks. It gets worse. Reminiscing AND singing with mentors.

Clapping. Clap along, Asbo - theres a good chap.

This is like when my grandpa used to take me round Glasgow and point out places that used to be roads that he built in about 1953 or places where there used to be flats he once visited in the 50s.

'I could class him as a friend' translates as 'he's on the Not To Rob list now. He's family' <thumps chest>

Ah, another costume made from a pair of old curtains! Sound of Music has a lot to answer for.

So is this that song where your man gets home from prison........?

Argh. and Jessie dancing.

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:59:25

This is quite good as it goes.

Heavywheezing Sat 22-Jun-13 19:59:35

Ah the bit where we see why the stars are stars and the others are not
Just effortless tom

I might go give myself a Brazilian ...might be less painful

<nods off>

LondonBus Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:08

Mike to win...he's not quite Elvis, but hey.

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:08

I agree spud, he has the best voice of the 4 I reckon

Raahh Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:12

<drops in, not hasn't seen prog, or read thread>
<bit lot drunk>

How's it going? don't care who wins-so long as it's not Leah.

RhondaJean Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:23

Toms just making this bloke look like a pub karaoke singer.

Not so sure this is a good idea...

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:24

Why Why Why are they making the wanabee sing with the master ?

It only serves to show that Sir Tom is infinitely superior to the wanabee!

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:28

If I wanted to hear a pair of pissed pensioners yodelling in the pub, I'd have gone out.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:47

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 19:59:25
This is quite good as it goes.

Is you tv playing up? I think you should check.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:00:59

Have they turned mikes mike of? <hopeful>

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 20:01:08

I quite liked that blush

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 20:02:08

Well comparison of what we have seen so far, yes it was. My point of reference is somewhat......fucked up...shall we say.

So in what sense is S'Toma a legend, again?
Mythical? Having performed legendary acts that have been passed down through history in a romanticised sense?

RAAH can I join you? This is baaaaaaad

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:02:55

I sang it better on my works do. I was pissed and totally tone deaf

How are they going to drag this out till half nine?

What kind of fucked up world do we live in where O'Dodgems has his own hellychopter?

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:03:55

I really don't want to see The Angel enjoying Danny's chopper. We've had quite enough of that.

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:03:56

Look at it this way - the Voice final is something that must be endured to enable Strictly to take over Saturday night in a few months time.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:04:39

I work with people who love the script. Maybe I should change jobs.

Plentyof - you're so right. We should not let people onto those threads until they have paid their dues and suffered with us here.

Gosh, this was a good choice for her hmm

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:05:23

Whats worse, Andrea standing still or trying to dance?

The dancing, Red <cringes>

Have they all fucked off into the crowd and left her up there?

LottieJenkins Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:17

This is so wrong.........Wrong song for her...........It's all about Danny and not about her. Her voice isnt strong enough!

Growlithe Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:22

I thought we were supposed to be showing her off?

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:28

god this is awful

Nishky Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:29

I think she is making a good job of this

Raahh Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:35

It's a shame there is no 'you can be Jesus' prog this year- that showed proper commitment that did!grin

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:06:40

Weak, wooden, emotionless - how did she make this final?

So what did happen to the girl that won last year ?!

She has no emotions!

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:08

Not a good choice......

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:13

You can be a mushroom?

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:14

Bugger all zero

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:17

This is just an excuse for Danny to perform in front of ten million viewers after the Queen nodded off during his assault on her ears last week.

jodee Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:18

best outfit for Andrea, though, better than those frocks.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:40

jesus wept...

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:53

Weak, wooden, emotionless - how did she make this final?

Do you really want me to give the very unpolitically correct answer to that?

hugoagogo Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:56

Poor thing why didn't they give her a mike stand to hold onto- she looks so awkward.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:07:58

Andrea has a good enough personality but losses it as soon as she goes on stage. Obviously she can't move about much but she's too Daniel O'Donnell aka The Singing Plank

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 20:08:01

The best bit of this was Will's part confused

It's kind of hard to judge her for not showing emotions though, as I guess if she's never really seen facial expressions or movement when performing, she has no way of knowing what is usual.
It is kind of off putting though, I do see.

blondiep14 Sat 22-Jun-13 20:09:00

That was painful.

What a knob Danny is.

No emotion In her singing not her face hmm

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:09:34

She sounded like someone they just pulled up on stage. Meh.

Jessie btching about being busy?
Easily fixed. Off you fuck then.

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:10:00

Yes please red tooth because I have not watched all the previous episodes.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:10:05

'I do see' god rub it in Sue shock

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:00

a 1000 kisses is far too much!!?

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:19

I never thought about the facial expressions before though, I just presumed you did them hmm

wee humphy faces there Queen? Goodness me.

JJ gets to be on stage legitimately! She must be delighted.

Lol coco

PartyFops Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:46

Jessie J needs some chicken fillets!

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:54

Nooooooooo not Luther please don't ruin it for me!!

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:57

The Fresh Prince wants his jacket back.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Sat 22-Jun-13 20:12:14

I see I've missed nothing!

Did anyone else clock the autocue in the audience? Or is a karaoke machine?

Arf coco
No, me neither. But I guess so much is copied/learned behaviour isn't it? Interesting.
more interesting than the singing actually grin

carabos Sat 22-Jun-13 20:12:45

Oh god what's happening now? Slipped out to make peanut butter on toast and now this shock.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:07

I actually love Jessie's dress. Very Gatsby.

So bets on who is getting the gospel choir tonight?
Angelic Andrea? Or Matt?

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:40

Because everyone else in Danny's team was even shitter and cos she is the poor blind little angel and her family managed to sign up the local guide dogs to speed dial her into the final.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:40

enjoyed that...

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:42

I quite like it

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:50

Not many comments. Says it all really.

Raahh Sat 22-Jun-13 20:14:03

I'm quite glad they did stop

Me too Boff. I am shouting FLAPPER at the screen, I love it so much
Or something like that anyway.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:14:47

Matts the only one who has held his own (so to speak) it's a least a duet.

RAAH, you're watching?

Passthesaltdear Sat 22-Jun-13 20:15:16

How do they keep straight faces when they spout these linesshock

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 20:15:41

I really hate leah's hair

Will-Je-Suis gets a jet to Cannes. SUCK ON THAT O'DODGEMS CHOPPER

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:13

sue grin

PlentyOfFreeTime Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:18

Oooops! Didn't realise that the first female singer is blind. I shouldn't have called her wooden knowing this.

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:24

Raahh are I watching this? Arent you supposed to be mingling or some such?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:26

I know Will is a tit, but I do luff him

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:32

PartyFops Sat 22-Jun-13 20:11:46
Jessie J needs some chicken fillets!

Holly nicked them...

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:13:07
I actually love Jessie's dress. Very Gatsby.

In fairness to Jessie, I do too, and this is where I am slightly jealous of the need for chicken fillets as you can't wear dresses like that, if you've got more of a Holly problem.

Passthesaltdear Sat 22-Jun-13 20:16:38

Silly silly hair

bizzey Sat 22-Jun-13 20:17:02

De-lurking to say I liked that (Matt with Jessie ?) to lurk again !!( scarey thread )

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:17:04

You not I hmm

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 20:17:04

Jessie doesn't need Chicken Fillets! Small boobs unite!

JJ can certainly sing.

Passthesaltdear Sat 22-Jun-13 20:17:25

Anyone applyingwink

Wolfcub Sat 22-Jun-13 20:17:42

will has style

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:03

Come back bizzey, the more the merrier.

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:13

Samu, yes, totes. Chic boobs.

Scrazy Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:19

Sorry to butt in. I just stumbled on the final, didn't watch many heats. Is it only me that likes Leah's style in clothes? How old is she?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:31

Fuck me. Am I hallucinating this?


Passthesaltdear Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:36

Someone give William a can of spray paint

spudmasher Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:43

DD2 apparently loves this song. She appears to know all the words. I am slightly alarmed.

Samu2 Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:46 is a loveable tit for sure.

RedToothBrush Sat 22-Jun-13 20:18:46

DH swears willie just said 'fucking'.

Did he?

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 20:19:03

like this suits hersmile

BOF Sat 22-Jun-13 20:19:04

I wonder why Will moved into production and away from singing?

Not really.

hurricanewyn Sat 22-Jun-13 20:19:07

Leah needs Jessie's dress for this one

Are we a scary thread? Gosh.

bizzey Sat 22-Jun-13 20:19:20

Forget chicken fillets ....I am waiting for elephant fillets !...(off to lurk again !)

I thought fucking, yes.
She is annoyingly good at this, El Squeako.

pollywollydoodle Sat 22-Jun-13 20:19:59

ROAR Bizzygrin

Have I had too much wine?confused

RhondaJean Sat 22-Jun-13 20:20:06

Good lord.

KneeDeepInDaisies Sat 22-Jun-13 20:20:09

Is Leah the finalist or Will?

Raahh Sat 22-Jun-13 20:20:13

so this song with no lyrics show off her voice how exactly?

Will.I.Ever and Leah are both mad as several boxes of frogs. But hye, its nice to see something not so predictable!

Jestrin Sat 22-Jun-13 20:20:36

BOF grin

cocolepew Sat 22-Jun-13 20:20:46

Going down shock
That was just a lot of squeaks and will looking good.

Yes He Will