THE VOICE!- 15/6/2013 The Semi-final... *****7pm*****

(541 Posts)
Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 12:45:23

So, this week it's back to Saturday and 7 o'clock. grin

Here is a list of who we have left, and the songs they are apparently singing with their mentors .

Will, Leah and Cleo – ‘Rapture’ by Blondie

*Jessie J, Ash and Matt*– ‘Stay’ by Rihanna

Tom Jones, Mike and Joseph – ‘Games People Play’ by Joe South

Danny O’Donoghue, Andrea and Karl – ‘Let Her Go’ by Passenger

Final 8 group performance – ‘I Will Wait’ by Mumford and Sons

'Rapture' is already sounding awful in my headgrin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 12:46:02

And I'm still sadgrin because after all this- I'll miss the final!

It's been completely pants but I'll still be watching

Davros Sat 15-Jun-13 14:59:03

I lost the will to live last time, it was soooooo long. I'm not sure about watching tonight, not sure i can take it.

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 15:54:10

Marking place for later

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 16:05:16

grin it has been pants... but I feel after all the time I have invested in this journey I should at least see the final.

Ohno. I'm not sure I can forgive the BBC for the Mumford thing. How very dare they.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 17:46:03

Sue- the Mumford thing will be a blood bath of shouty over-emoting. Missing the point of Mumford entirelygrin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 17:52:17

I think S'Toma has it nailed with the song choice for his group- suits the singers, and it isn't Rihannagrin HATE Rihanna.

Remember the appalling version of the Gotye song Danny's group did last year? The Passenger track will suffer the same fate. grin

WE ALL HATE RHIANNA

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:17:53

Sue

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:18:01

grin

DId you see about the Dublin Mammy stapling curtains to her tits?

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:20:01

Noooo? Eh? grin

arf
Fair fucks to they

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:22:49

That is funny!grin

my niece saw her this week, I think, in Manchester. But she is only 14, and likes Justin Bieber,ffs. So there's no hopegrin

I am amusing myself this week by shouting rude things at the radio whenever that Gawdawful 'walks like Rhianna' song comes on. ]

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 18:26:15

I'm in. I missed last weeks because the sun was out and I refused to leave the garden. Said to DH I might not watch it tonight, but apparently he has missed "some good programmes for that shite, so bloody watch it until the end".

So here I am.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 18:26:18

I am losing the love for this, bigtime. It happened last year too: there's a point at which it just gets complicated and silly, and then the judges start their own cringefest, and I spend the show rubbing the goosebumps down.

I'll brave it though- just for you lot.

Me too Boff. And coco.
Sigh. We thought the Jesus Marathon was a new low.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 18:28:35

Noooooooooooooo, they will ruin Rapture. I love you Will but I may have to kill you sad

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 18:31:02

There was a piece in the Belfast Telegraph about Leah, people love her confused. It had printed all these sleb tweets about how great she was, and she was number 16 on the iTunes chart.

Who is Leah again?

I just can't commit enough to the voice. I will try tonight, honest. Why is Dodgems Danny planning to trash that perfectly inoffensive Passenger song?

I can't bear Rhi Rhi <vomits into handy bucket>

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:33:00

So many of these performances are crying out for an egg throwing protestergrin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:33:37

Leah is 'the one with the stupid fringe' , iirc.

Leah is squeaky Cyndi "that wrong note is on purpose y'know, that is my Schlick" Lauper wannabe.

Not narrowing it down much there :D

Googled. Oh, her.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:35:43

grin sorry.

She's 'quirky' a.k.a 'shit'

Ok autocorrect wtf is a Schlick and why when I have never heard of it would you choose to replace the perfectly reasonable and in common usage "schtick" ?

O'Dodgems is Schlick, i bet

Oh yes. I bet he slips around on that chair from all the Schlick he oozes.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 18:40:22

I have just realised this is on for over 2 hours- so there must be more performances, or just lots of vt/padding.

S'Toma will be tired.

Jakers. Two hours <weary>

Oooo. MN broke then. I thought it was a reprieve.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 18:58:48

Two hours and ten minutes, Jesus wept.

O'Dodgems? A Superstar? Rilly?

Reggie with the Quorn this season?

DD says Holly needs to put a vest on! grin

Or is it a satirical comment on the circus feel to all of this malarkey?

Gah. am bored already. Cannot. Summon. Energy. to. snipe. <collapses>

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:02:54

Those Irish mammys need to come and staple a top on Holly

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:04:30

warbly warbly sneery lip

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:05:39

God, Jessie is shit.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:06:06

It sounds the same when it goes from Jessie to fat bloke.

Could this be any more tedious?

hugoagogo Sat 15-Jun-13 19:06:52

God this is beyond awful

Just sing the fucking song

Meh! Next!

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:07:11

Well, at least they couldn't ruin the song. It was already pants.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:07:11

Stop with the vocal gymnastics FFS

That was so bland!

Anyone else get peeved off with the sneering lip thing

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:09:10

Two men are going to get up on stage and demand it? shock

You can have the fat one, Sue.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:09:56

Lots of red trousers tonight

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:10:36

Bit of a risk starting him off sitting down without a bariatric aid for getting up.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:10:44

Yep, the sneery lip thing was very ugly.

There's gonna be a lot of warbly bits, and notes that didn't exist originally.

But but but...

Lauren Hill was good . She didn't try to create emotion with warbling. <cries>

grin @ BOF

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:11:33

Nice that they have re-cycled the pleather leggings into jacket sleeves.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:12:14

Why why why does nobody just song now without all the ha ha haaar WO WO WO woing? I blame Whitney and Mariah.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:12:56

What has Bill.je,Suis come as??

Angelic? Really? I need my hearing tested then

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:13:25

He looks comfortable? hmm

Yeah, like Marlon Brando in a sauna.

BOF - I thought that!

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:14:23

He proves that black isn't slimming

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:15:59

Hi, now tuning in! Wasn't impressed with the first one! I want the irish girl to win!

I don't want the fat one.
JJ looking all Yazz and Plastic Population. S'Toma will be confused. Where am I? This isn't TOTP.

Oh FFS will someone please steal wiilys phone

I like Fakey Bill. He does that hand-gesture-linked-with-lyrics thing.
And helpfully they're playing VT of fire. In case we've not seen it.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:17:40

But but there's no girls <confused>

They're not trying tho. I would have liked some orange crepe paper on a fan. Or smoke.

Cue girls in red ......on fire...no? Damn

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:18:02

Oh spoke too soon

Or an actual girl on fire. In a flameproof suit praps.

Will-he-be and JJ look like they've had a trolley dash in Claires Accessories

Pagwatch Sat 15-Jun-13 19:19:54

Did Will get the 'come as a Bond villain' spoof email.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:19:58

dH used to have a red leather tie like that. He also had a perm and a shiney suit though. What with it being 1983.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:20:34

it was all quite literal. Like watching 'Pans people'

Who won last year? What happened to them?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:21:37

I don't like jessies hair blonde.
Did you see leannes CD sold less than a thousand copies.

Will should get out his riding coat. he and reggie can have a jump off

Pagwatch Sat 15-Jun-13 19:22:23

He loves his mum. Ah.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:22:51

Why are the judges always proud? They didn't give birth to the contestants.

SuePurblyblit you just made me me choke on my wine grin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:23:23

Poor Leanne. The single she released barely scraped the top 75. And theycancelled the tour. Yet still bothered with a second seriesconfused

Leanne - Geraldine in all but success.

Jakers, that pair in the Radio One studio. Painful.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:24:34

Look at rent a crowd

Just lied to the Alicia Keys version, Matt was better than Alex but still pretty mediocre.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:25:03

what have they dressed Andrea in?

LOVE how O'Dodgems always sounds shitter than his team

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:25:25

Hate this song, weedy voiced wee fucker always singing it on my radio

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:25:39

Is his mic off?

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:25:41

Do you think she has somebody underneath the skirt, à la Demis Roussos, to steer her round the stage so she doesn't fall down a step?

Wtf do they have her in? There's no call for that

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:26:08

Who does Danny's bloke look like?

Or a loo roll, Boff. Giant.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:26:17

Ah, no, I can see her feet. If they are her feet...

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:26:39

grin Bof

Is that Tranny Zukko, Coco?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:26:49

Maybe Andrea got dressed in the dark.

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:26:50

Question about Holly's dress............... is that a gap in the middle so you can see the edges of her Willoboobies???

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 19:27:04

They sound like shit buskers

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:27:27

Did you see O'Dodgems performing for The Queen this week? She loved him as much as I do.

That was like the 'can't smile without you' singing in FWAAF.

Oh that was all very nice wasn't it
Errr no

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:28:01

Ooh, I just heard the backing track on repeat there...

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:28:03

Lottie- there was a theory that ratings have been down, due to Hollybooby covering up too muchgrin

I heard it Boff. Her Maj orf to the Beeb to watch the Script. Big whoops for her, I betcha

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 19:28:26

Yes lottie it is but if I had willoboubhies I would flaunt them.

Was that the backing track? Or JJ making it all about HER?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:28:39

I feel bad for typing that blush

Arisbottle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:28:42

Andrea has a nice tone to her voice but there is no emotion or light and shade. She is very full to listen to, she is the singing equivalent of painting my numbers.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:29:41

He was thrilled. He actually said "I'll take that feeling to my grave today". I was most disappointed to see him still living.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:29:53

Yes sue, Tranny and his eyebrows.

You SHOULD, coco.
Did the Claggy/Chippette saga teach you nothing?

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:30:35

Coco shockgrin

We are all about tasteless jokes.

Urgh R.Kelly... [shudder]confused

Coco- shhh no one noticed

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:02

I want him to prove he can fly. Cos I don't believe him.

Oh they did

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:17

he has swallowed rod stewart....

I hate this song....

T-rilled? As ol' chuck said (in the muppets CC obvs) there's more of gravy than of grave about him. fair stinks of brown onions from the hotdogs.

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:38

It is hard to make me wish for the real r Kelly but that has happened .

PAH HA HA! Wtf did he just do that for

God he is shit.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:49

That 'dancing' is most ill-advised.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:51

Choir! Bingo!

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:31:53

My head is hung in shame. I stick to picking on the fat ones <breathes in>

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:16

I really WANT to like him, but he takes it all so SERIOUSLY.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:18

Oh my god the movesshock

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:29

He should have done it from a platform and jumped off at the end.

I don't believe he can fly. I don't even believe he can hop.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:40

'not quite like that'

i.e crap

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:49

Heard that song but not like that...was that sarcasm holly?

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:32:50

Very diplomatic hollywink shut up Danny

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:33:02

I certainly don't believe he can sing.

Arisbottle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:33:06

I wish his suit had batwings.

I would have liked to have seen him in Icarus wings

Pufflemum Sat 15-Jun-13 19:33:16

Why am I watching this? Kids please go to bed so that I can watch The Fall.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:33:50

Bill has been practicing that.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:33:58

Dreadful

Bill-Ich-Bin is such a knob

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 19:34:41

Harsh, Sue, Harsh grin

Karl with a K, helpfully. if only his other names were D Lang.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:35:38

Do you want me to tell you what happened in the fall? Save you watching it grin

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:35:53

I hope she sings well,,,,,,,,,,,,,I really like her!

Danny has dressed down in specs for Andrea <shocked>

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:36:53

Andreas glasses are too small, they need to be higher up.

JESUS, but I hate this song. Bet God does too.
If he were one of us, that is.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:37:30

This song brings back memories. Like the fact it charted, and we hadn't ordered any.

The original has more ooomph, though.

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 19:37:36

Her hair needs a brush run through it.. <chanelling my mother>

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:37:40

I don't think she's that good, tbh.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:37:41

Rude wWilliam

SoupDragon Sat 15-Jun-13 19:37:54

She can't sing.

She's like Choir-bot. Utterly expressionless.

Arisbottle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:38:26

I agree raah, she has such a lovely voice but never really sings anything, she just mumbles and gently hums along as if she is just rehearsing.

Will is so rude, should bring him to my house , show him some manners

Arf at O'Dodgems doing the 'I'm feeling it' head shakes. Yeah. The song's really not that deep.

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 19:38:53

It's a rubbish cover -she can't sing.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:38:57

She can sing, but she's not exceptional.

She's just missing some spark, she's got a sweet voice - just not a recording artist voice.

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:39:11

Advgbvcvb n Am ms12 Am struggling to type as Bumbledog is dropping his ball on my keyboard............hmm
I really liked that!!! Well done Andrea!!ki656798i9==========='

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:39:40

She has a very strong speaking voice. She would probably do better in a group.

SoupDragon Sat 15-Jun-13 19:39:42

That didn't sound like she could sing. Other than off key.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:39:52

She's like a girl in the end of term play, best singer in the school but rubbish really.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:40:00

Holly is a patronising fecker, isn't she.

Call Yewtree about the touching, Stoma.

Jellykat Sat 15-Jun-13 19:40:06

I like the softness in her voice, but it all lacks any character, lies kinda flat..

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:40:30

not her best effort..and do wardrobe hate her?

Touching :D

That song was not good, O'Dodgems. Sorry.

Arisbottle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:40:49

They are so patronising , if anyone else performed that badly they would be called on it.

Is JJ telling her to suck in the gut? Whadda bitch.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:41:16

Hold onto it until you get to the toilet, love.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:41:45

Damming her with faint praise there Raahh grin

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 19:41:55

Jessie subtext - you're not going to win.

So patronising. Why is she an angel? Why does she make everyone count their blessings? At least do her the courtesy of judging her against everyone else without treating her as if she were an eight yo on BGT who has just staggered through something from Annie.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:43:02

Every time I see Andreas family I hear duelling banjos.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:43:18

Urgh- laydees? I don't think so mate. Unless there are more severely visually-impaired audiences members.

Gwan, Reggie. Just the double oxer to go and you've a place at Hickstead. Giddy up.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:44:35

Sue- exactly. It is all very condescending.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:44:39

With additional hearing problems.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:45:40

Oh it's Cleo. She makes me stabby. In fact, I cannot stand either of Billy's team.

Ick. Am finding WillHeBe flashing the cash faintly distasteful.
Look you, Fringey has broken the mic.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:46:08

Whyis Cleo wearing a doily?

COMIN ATCHA

unfortunately.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:46:41

Cleo thinks she's won it already

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:46:47

it should be good. it won't be.

FadedSapphire Sat 15-Jun-13 19:46:50

Much prefer Danny's song choices to Jessie's. Flicked over cos got bored with her team due to warbly songs. Preferred Andrea to Karl tonight.

Wtaf

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:47:06

i can't stand leah's baby girl voice.

Is Willy going to spray a big cock'n'balls?

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:47:31

Lmao suegrin

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:47:49

<puts fingers in ears> lalalalala I can't hear you

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:47:53

I think Cleo has heard fringey one rehearse, so she knows something we don't, to be fair.

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:00

That first girl sounded in pain..............the second isn't much better! hmm

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:10

Not good really

So, team - how are we going to cover up that Will can't actually sing?
Well, how about getting him to do a nice picture?
Worked for Rolf
FFS, don't mention him

Who let the cats out? "Yowl"

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:28

Well, Will is the best in his team.

Samu2 Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:38

Poor Will.

I love him but he is out of his depth with singing with the amazing Leah. Well, he can't sing at all.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:38

I'm going to see Blondie in two weeks <excited>

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 19:48:50

I used to like this song sad

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:49:01

That isn't saying much, however.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:49:03

Leah must have been a MASSIVE bitch to the wardrobe girl.

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 19:49:31

Ooh coco envy - where?

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:49:40

Leah is awful. Cleo is a big-head.

Ego central on that stage.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:49:50

Sue- you have your answer: Russian dancing.

I need a drink......or shot of JD straight to the vein

O'Dodgems rubbing himself on will now. Hoping a leeetle bit of Street will rub off

That was beyond shit. It was so far past shit it was indigestion.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:51:01

Belfast waterfront I can't wait. In taking DH for his birthday <unselfish>

All the elements of hip hop? what about nasty clothes and misogyny?

Samu2 Sat 15-Jun-13 19:51:09

Leah is amazing!

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:51:17

Breakdancing? I thought it was a Cossack dance and he was trying to style out losing his balance.

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:51:29

I saw Blondie circa 1990/91 in her fat phase at the Summer XS............She was literally shoe horned into a basque and looked decidedly dodgy!

Leanne looking like someone dug up Streisand. And sounding like they forgot to oil her.

hugoagogo Sat 15-Jun-13 19:52:07

I am told Leah designs 'em herself explains a lot

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:52:20

Lottie. Stop.

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 19:52:23

Leave him behind & take me.

Dumping him & taking a random off the internet instead would be a lovely gift. <thoughtful.

And yeah, I know. She's not dead. And your one is called Leah. It was close enough.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:52:28

Blondie is 67 now. Amaze.

Pagwatch Sat 15-Jun-13 19:52:58

Oh dear.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:53:15

Killing you softly....don't tempt fate, love.

She looks like Truly Scrumptious as a giant doll. In the scary ass Tim Burton re-make.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:53:24

Will's glasses are the 3D ones from the flicks with the plastic missing.

Poor love. Allergic to consonants. Must be tough.

janey68 Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:18

Leah is normally great but that was seriously shit

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:22

this is painful

LottieJenkins Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:22

coco sorry,,,,,,,,,,,,grin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:45

No- no more screeechy shit.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:46

enjoyed that...

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:46

You can't kill a cat softly. Fact.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:51

The dog has just jumped off the sofa and ran upstairs. Everyone's a critic.

Pagwatch Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:54

I saw Blondie a few years ago. It was great.
Turns out Debbie Harry and vodka jelly makes me lob things at people

Gooseysgirl Sat 15-Jun-13 19:54:56

She has just destroyed that song for me confused

Those low notes - amazing. Like the mating call of the Manatee.
Such a range. Manatee to splatted rat in seconds.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:55:19

What on gods green earth was that !?!?

Pagwatch Sat 15-Jun-13 19:55:26

Holy Fuck. It's Dory talking whale

'Very' unique, Holly?

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:55:38

I want vodka jelly.

Unique?

Erm....

Arf Sue!

She made it her own...

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 19:56:14

Vote for leah...killing meif she doesn't win

Bill just tweeted that. It'll be sad to say goodbye sad

You're on fire tonight Sue grin

Her face is beautifully gormless.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:56:27

It will be my fifth time seeing Blondie. We're practically BFF.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 19:57:22

Well, we having come across a true true gifted anything here, either, Will.

I crimped my hair once. I got the Cowardly Lion look too.
So I stopped.

Seriously, that thing with the tongue. It's making her look deranged.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 19:58:14

I'll forgive you, just this once, Lottie grin

COMIN ATCHA

<not getting bored of that>

But why is she dressed as a French waitress?
Perhaps she'll do a French song.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:00:02

She is such a Diva.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:00:16

Do you think Cleo reads us?

You're big headed and tuneless <waves>

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:00:28

More pleather died to make her outfitsad

Ooo, yes EN VOGUE
There's froggy right there. See what she did?

Shame she's swapped it for Le Bin Liner, really.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:01:04

coco- grin

She has 2 kids, maybe she's around....

They're doing 'Tude. They do 'Tude in three ways: squatting, emphatic hand gestures and odd camera close ups.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:01:58

I thought she had a cut out top like Holly's but I see it is actually sick coloured pleather. Tasteful.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:01:58

enjoyed that too ...

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:02:00

I think she's the best by far so far

Best one so far

Arf, coco. did the fact it's a different colour to her skin not clue you in?
She should have had netting, like ice skaters do. We could all learn a lot from Jane Torville

She was fab grin

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:03:26

I'm sure Jessie knows all about being hated.

Oh she's female . Who knew?

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:03:28

She's best so far.

Female to female - Fuck off Jessie

Arisbottle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:03:43

She is the best and she has given that everything she had, I hope she gets through even though I prefer the other girl in that category.

Jellykat Sat 15-Jun-13 20:03:55

Shes good, but shes been there before so unfair advantage surely?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:03:58

I was actually cringing at that. I think I have the volume too loud.
Maybe I should mute it.

Cleo and JJ communicate only by Vadge, did you not know?
Leah tries, but can only make hers squeak.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 15-Jun-13 20:04:16

Cleo is winning me over

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 20:04:31

That was really good, much better than the previous one.

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:04:46

*I think I have the volume too loud.
Maybe I should mute it.*

Arf

She came at you, S'Toma?
Show us on the doll.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:04:53

S'Toma- don't lie-you'd never heard of her!

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:05:29

sue, i can only do low rumbly notes with minesad

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:05:35

Cleopatra came at Stoma too? Man, he's definitely got a case for having a bodyguard.

Holly keeps reminding us that Reggie is in the backstage room, innit?
Well, maybe. But he got a clear round in the 14.2 and under jumping, Holly. What did you do? Hmm?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:06:16

Ha no it didn't sue blush.
To be fair my face is darker than my body. I only fake tan bits you can see.

You have a lot to learn from them, polly.
Woman to woman

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:06:57

She talks bilge though

Kim Jong Wrong and Asbo Cuntry in the Darby and Joan there

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:07:34

The BBC really isn't learning the lessons about inappropriate touching, is it?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:07:35

My vadge squeaks, my GP said its my age.

Having a nice sit down

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:07:47

am practising....dh looks painedgrin

Ooooo, the One Show. Biiiig time.
Maybe Denise Welch will be on. Maybe Chris Packham. FUCK.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:08:27

I'm glad they've put the red buttons away.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:08:55

Personalities <cries>

Gigondas Sat 15-Jun-13 20:09:28

It's a shout off in the wetherspoons.

I am not getting a word of this. They all need subtitles.

or to put their jeffing teeth in

It's Vic Reeves club singing!grin

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:10:09

joseph forgot words again

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:10:11

My BFF Debbie was on the one show last week. With Guinea pigs and chickens, because they were blonde innit hmm

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:10:22

I love Sir Tom, but jesus, he don't half shout

It IS Vic Reeves grin

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:11:26

share nicely s'tom

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:11:38

I'm just hearing about how the gay people play.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:11:59

LOUD

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:12:01

I had to go for a wee.

Samu2 Sat 15-Jun-13 20:12:02

Sir Tom {heart smiley}

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:12:14

Did cuntry boy doing cuntry at his blind audition? For some reason it's in my head that tom made him a cuntry boy.

How do the gay people play?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:12:52

Is that Holly's knickers showing through the slash?

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:13:00

Why does Holly mime masturbating when she comments?

Oh wait, don't tell me

LA La la lala LAA LAAAAA

Like that?

Kim Jong Backstreet?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:14:46

Tom was his idol? really ?

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:15:07

I'm making DD listen to the Fugees during the boring bits (started with Killing me Softly) - she's not impressed

BTW - Did Lauryn Hill really say she'd prefer her children starve than white people buy her records?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:15:27

Hello Peeps. Am beyond late; I have an illing child.
So - how does this work tonight then? How many go?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:04

Lauryn Hill is a bit bat shit crazy so she probably did.

I'm not sure he thought that outfit through you know.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:27

please no...let it be the end of the road...

Jellykat Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:31

I hate this song, its just a hunk of Stilton, he should do a mahoosive Motown number..

< yawn >

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:57

Not enough Hazel. Poor illing child sad

You're alright Hazel. Another hour to go <wheezes>

We've all been hilair. They have been shit and loud.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:17:28

Aww, Stoma trying to make his face hide the fact that that song was sung in the tune of wrong.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:18:02

An hour to go? Cripes. It's like I've got a whole episode in front of me.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:18:04

What the jeff is Bill.je.suis talking about??

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:18:06

There is hope for the world if Kim Jung Wrong can just get in touch with his emotions a bit more. Obama is very huggy, I'm told.

ah, boyz 2 men. i always get them confussed.

Was S'Toma attempting Hard Sums then?

WE HAVE A DEAD NAN

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:19:24

Looks like a classy boozer

SlinkyB Sat 15-Jun-13 20:19:33

The best bit of The Voice tonight is this thread.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:19:34

I will maintain that the Very Best version of End of the Road song was by Victor FIghty-One, from Big Brother, many years ago.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:19:56

Sue you makes me laff againgrin

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:20:02

posting sue?

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:20:12

Country bloke is set to take over the Singing Plank mantle from Daniel O'Donnel

I'm not sure we can give him a week off tho. On account of the apefaced gurning and showbiz fingers.

"I'm in this show for one reason, that's to nick everyone's wallet in the green room"

Awkward

Lorelilee Sat 15-Jun-13 20:21:07

LOVING him. Loving the 'country' twang.

WhereMyMilk Sat 15-Jun-13 20:21:30

Ah sorry, farking late again-must check programming more instead of talking to DH-diverting me-wanker-who needs to be chatting when this is on! grin

People like my Mother will vote for him...it's country y'all

I'm bored of him. But liking that they put him in the cowboy neckwear.
They should have had him nekkid but for chaps, for the gay vote. and to tie in with Reggie's horsy theme.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:22:05

He'd go down storm in the illegal drinking clubs in Belfast.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:22:17

is cuntryboy going to make a career of singing pop songs in a cuntry stylee?

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:22:19

He'll get plenty of tips from Danny O'Dodgy, Whoever.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:22:24

pretty.tuneful.vanilla

He's got a lot of support in the audience. Crime rates plummeting back home.

Is he wearing those bee teething beads?

Amber!! Not bee

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:23:07

Sue, you are so right. As ever.

WhereMyMilk Sat 15-Jun-13 20:23:25

Oooh Holly-having things done to you by his voice!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:23:46

Why is Jessie dressed like Miley?
That's so Miley.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:23:58

Are the 3D glasses to observe Holly in more detail, do we think?

Am I boff? Good O grin

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:24:26

His home town will keep voting him in. They will know it's safe to go out and leave the house empty while he's there .

S'Toma can't quite recall who this is. Or where's he's from
DEAD NAN S'TOMA.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:24:47

He's pretty-darn the campest cowboy I ever did see.
I especially like his necktie made out of silky satin ribbon.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:25:16

still wondering if bees have teethconfused

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:25:21

Hazel, DD2 said she looked like Miley too.

YY Hazel. Not since Calamity Jane has there been such a big girl in a fringed jacket.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:25:46

Is any of us actually going to vote?

I'm still worrying about the group mash up Mumford murder <shudders>
It's a comin'

Jellykat Sat 15-Jun-13 20:26:21

Hes fresh off Brokeback innit.. Hazel

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:26:39

Awe, I missed JessieWarbling (to the power of three?)

Me .....> sad

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:27:49

coco -vote?grin

nope

coco - wash your mouth out
We NEVER vote. POint of some pride.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:28:49

there's 40 minutes to fill.

Mumford isn't that long. <worried>

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:29:16

They're murdering a Mumford, Sue ?
Interesting? Which one?

If they're planning on eating him too, I'd honestly go for the main one. He looks like he's actually made of Spam anyway. Porky

froomeonthebroom Sat 15-Jun-13 20:29:31

Soz to join in so late grin

Are they all bobbins or wot?

Vote? For one of this lot?

Um

No.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:29:56

Do we hear the results tonight?

I've been thinking that the only safe way is to like really, really obscure music.
I've been safe with Nick Cave so far. But nobody else is safe.

Jedward? Nobody covers Jedward.

Jestrin Sat 15-Jun-13 20:30:11

Oh what a brilliant thread! I wish I had been there at the beginning but was lulled into a coma by the excitement of the voice. I've just been goosed back into reality. Did I miss anything? grin

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:30:31

If I had to chose, you know like Sophies choice, it would be Matt. I listened there without watching and he was the least offensive.

I fancy one of them, Hazel. I forget which.
The cleanest perhaps

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:30:51

Seconding Sue.

::cock head in a patronising explanatory manner::

If we vote, we are like them. If we conscientiously object, we maintain the moral highground and we can mock everyone, as we see fit-

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:30:58

Will is ick

PseudoBadger Sat 15-Jun-13 20:31:19

I'm way behind you guys and have just watched Andrea <yawn>
But I did love when Holly said "when you first auditioned, at those blind auditions" and then stumbled over the next few words as she ponders whether she can say that to a blind person grin

Murraylover Sat 15-Jun-13 20:31:30

& Holly's showing the top of her tights/control knics through the slash in that top blush

YY. we are ABOVE all this. Innit.
Also I hate them all.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:31:53

The cleanest one?

I only know Pork, and the one that had a brain tumour removed this week.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:32:10

matt n cleo the best tonight but do like squeaky leah...

Hazel, did someone steal your creepy wees?
You're all spotty

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:32:31

DD is sulking with me because I wouldn't let her vote for Leah.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:32:41

Hazel- very well explained.

Avril Lavigne? Was Taylor Swift busy?

GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ash looks like he's eaten ALL THE LESBIANS

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:33:56

it will soon be over Sue.

Shoot leah

oh christ, Andrea.
Just please stop it now, all of you. PLEASE. I'll be nice.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:34:13

I wonder how it will work, a bunch of warbly tossers with no credibility singing a song by a bunch of warbly tossers with no credibility?

hmm

ShadeofViolet Sat 15-Jun-13 20:34:26

Why do the wardrobe people hate Andrea?

PseudoBadger Sat 15-Jun-13 20:34:38

Karl looks like disgraced Charlie Sheen right?

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:34:56

Why have they got Ash in fancy dress as Jo Brand?

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:35:06

She wardrobe people hate ALL of them.

BOF Sat 15-Jun-13 20:35:23

Ah, now I know.

If this were an algorithm, the answer would be 'shit squared'.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:35:34

You just know that Danny O'Dodgy pressed for this song.
If there's 8x contestants, and 4x judges, that's 24x steps closer to him being their fwiend.

cocolepew Sat 15-Jun-13 20:35:35

Do you hear Andreas family playing the banjos?

Tiggles Sat 15-Jun-13 20:35:48

DS has just said "They are like a load of barn yard dancers!" grin

O'Dodgems has a tweed jacket on.
That is all.

Passthesaltdear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:36:06

No no no can i remove fingers from ears yet

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:36:27

(their being Mumfordian, natch. It's the geetars and other twangable things he loikes, loike.)

directoroflegacy Sat 15-Jun-13 20:36:29

What a mess
Holly said give it up for them
Yes I have given up with this programme!!

Oh no, nasty 90s Mao jacket
he is SO the type.

ShadeofViolet Sat 15-Jun-13 20:36:40

Matt is the only one with any real talent.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:36:42

Don't ask them to pick.

Maybe that's how we fill in the time....

Jessie looks VERY like a monkey when she smiles now.

Jux Sat 15-Jun-13 20:37:29

Hi, all! I'm a bit late [rueful], sorry.

Saw that big number. It was SHOCKINGly awful.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:37:34

O'Dodgems has a tweed jacket on.

See????
Seeeeeeeee????????

He's luring the Mumford's in, thru the power of the tellybox.
Honestly, next week, he'll be yammering on about farming.

hurricanewyn Sat 15-Jun-13 20:37:48

I've got this on mute now - me and DD are just singing along to random crap on youtube, looking up every now & then & being randomly being baffled by what's on TV

ShadeofViolet Sat 15-Jun-13 20:38:09

With a beard.

Raahh Sat 15-Jun-13 20:38:35

Liam Gallagher?

ok.

pollywollydoodle Sat 15-Jun-13 20:39:00

grin sue

Hold on, what's happening now? I was goggling gorillas.
Why? And maracas? And why?

directoroflegacy Sat 15-Jun-13 20:39:04

I would have thought Liam Gallagher would have hated this sort of programme

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 15-Jun-13 20:39:09