Apprentice, thread 3, especially for BOF, in the hope that she realises she has shagged one of them

(510 Posts)
Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:25:44

Here you go wink

Moominsarehippos Wed 15-May-13 19:27:59

Which one? Not the one with the eyebrows?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:28:02

We need a picture here, of course, just to set the mood.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 19:28:56

Ah, this is nice smile

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:29:43

It could be any of them Moomin, apparently confused

NOoooo, she'd remember Count PeeWee

BOF Wed 15-May-13 19:31:22

I've just noticed the title angry

What??!!! PM me!! grin

What time's it on? 9?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 19:36:01

Hello !!! Marking spot. Although my eyes are still burning after the Luisa tit photos.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:40:47

<ducks and runs from the wrath of BoF>

Lovely picture Sue.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 19:41:26

Oh, I'm not angry, Mary. That's my sex face.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 19:45:28

grin BOF.

I am not clicking on Sue's link. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:55:19

That picture!!

Baggs has the body of a larva with a farmer's tan

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 20:01:16

Baggs in the nack. That is all day wrong.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 20:03:32

Marking my place. I love the product innovation task almost as much as i love interview week with Claude and the guy that looks a bit like the Master.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 20:08:27

My favourite interviewer was Paul Kemsley but he's gone to America to spend more time with his money/away from the clutches of the Inland Revenue.

Claude is a pale imitation.

Ahh, here we are.

<digs out Allen key and hammer>

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 20:19:09

This is the first year I have done the apprentice properly - as in on Mumsnet grin. I used to think it was just a reality tv programme. I have realised, belatedly, that it is much more important than that.

I do love a bit of flat-pack myself.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 20:20:34

Maybe Count Peewee will suggest a DIY coffin.

It is very important!

I have to make sure dd goes to bed before hand. Nothing must interrupt it!

Claude. Why aren't all men called Claude?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 20:26:38

"I believe in God and I believe that God believes in Claude, that's me..."

I was listening to Hair today...

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 20:28:06

Checking in - thanks for the picture not

Steffanoid Wed 15-May-13 20:33:17

place marking for later, I hope eyebrows is good today !

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 20:45:12

Evening. I'm suitably lubricated with banana flavoured whisky, I have made a collage using an IKEA catalogue in honour of tonight's episode and have insisted my DP grows a neckbeard.

READY.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 20:45:21

Maryz - welcome to the dark side of The Apprentice. grin

I can't believe I'm going to miss the final!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 20:45:33

limited - do NOT slag off CLaude. I love him.

Boffles, if he's the one you've boffed, I shall be very jealous angry.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 20:54:15

<<raises hand>>

I made a Billy Bookcase once, please can I be PM tonight? I promise to give 110% and prove that I deserve the opportunity.

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 20:57:52

Let's get ready to RRRRRRRRRRRRRumble...

BOF Wed 15-May-13 20:58:56

I think I should be PM- I have project-managed DP through sourcing and assembling Ikea furniture without arguing. My people skills are clearly superb.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 20:59:52

DP has stepped on my plate of biscuits and air-flipped them all onto the floor. I think this is a portent.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:00:28

BOF I knew I had married the right man when we put together furniture together without arguing too much.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:00:38

I love Jason. I hope he doesnt do anything stooopid again this week.

I'm just a logistics person <false modesty>

sherazade Wed 15-May-13 21:00:47

can someone please solve this for me: Does Sir Alan deliberately elect narcisstic, egoistical numbskulls for our viewing pleasure to be on the show or are these really la creme de la creme in the world of high flying young entrepeneurs highly worth investing in?

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:01:04

Right lets predicr who is going jome from the noasts made today.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:01:21

The former, sherazade. But I don't think he picks them.

do you reckon Susan will actually do anything today?

sherazade Wed 15-May-13 21:02:03

thankyou Tee2072, that's put my mind at rest.

GAH, there it is again

Tim's girls ffs

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:02:28

Ok, I think erm, Kurt I cannot remember which one he is, just his name will go

I built a giant malm set of drawers <boasts>

Stop Fucking Shrieking angry

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:03:25

Look at that phone!!!!!!!!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:03:34

Say thank you and good bye you rude bitch.

Is weasel-face wearing stone washed denim with rhinestones?
Did she just OMG Surralun's office?

How old are the? Squealing like that.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:03:50

Who is Susan? Is there a Susan?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:03:57

Fuck me, a rhinestone denim shirt, didn't think they existed outside Kris Kristofferson films

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:04:09

I did not want to see that arse and pants shot

The underneath shot is NOT kind to Karren

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:04:41

I've right gone off mr Loophole in that thong

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:04:50

Susan = Sophie

Inno-vaytive grin
I love his odd stresses

sherazade Wed 15-May-13 21:05:15

I think karen is beautiful. I'd like to age like that, and wear silk shirts.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:05:23

Am I the only person to get an irristible urge to shout WNACKERS at the telly?

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:05:27

But I managed the whole Supply Chain and Logistics part of the project.

I found a parking space and manoeuvred the bugger into the car

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:05:36

50 shades of orange in that lineup.

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 21:05:37

Do you think the boys can see up Karen's skirt?

oops. sorry. blush

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:05:45

There is no Susan...

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:06:02

Pitching it to benders?

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:06:06

Croydon facelift!

Natalie has the chin of a woman on a broom the edge

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:06:12

Oh yes, sophie. Erm, yes

Red Braces

<drinks>

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:06:39

Oh Sharon...wait, there's no Sharon either.

Do you mean Sophie?

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:06:41

There is something disconcerting about Srallen saying he wants the ladies to show him what they can do, followed by a porno shot of one in too much make up looking upwards at him.

A flat pack commode?

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:06:49

A commode chair.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:06:50

You live in a flat, love. A poky flat

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:06:54

Karren is my girl-crush Sherazade and I've been in her office at West Ham <<brags>> grin

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:07:05

Bin Chair! Genius.

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:07:09

Sounds like a toilet to me.

Is that a commode for your composting?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:07:10

Is that a loo?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:07:15

Cross post.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:07:41

I would want some kind of a bookcase which could be reshaped easily.

Or an inside chair that transform into a hammock.

I would do a flat pack trebuchet.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:08:00

I know he's an ex-Apprentice now, but I finally realised that Tim reminded me of Dave Clark, Princess Beatrice's chap.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:08:05

Ooh, cube with, like, different sides! hmm

A cube grin

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:08:05

Lools like a toilet.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:08:15

The whole point of ikea is simplicity ffs

Karren looks a bit tired today.

Footface Wed 15-May-13 21:08:52

Missed the beginning, what's the task?

Poor Mrs Spoon not getting a word in there

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:09:04

That chair cube thing sounds like that high chair thing. That is also a cube.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:09:05

The cube idea isn't bad, but Karren's right. They are going too complicated.

OYBBK so would my ds <scarred by living too close to Warwick Castle>

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:09:19

The cube. Call it Pricey Dicey.

Foldo the Folding Chair grin

It would be for launching dinner at the kids from the kitchen to the dining room table.

Oh do fuck off 'I did it for me dissertation'

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:09:56

Mrs Spoon is trying to be all softly-spoken.
It does not become her.

Scone, he's clearly a lad after my own heart!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:10:17

There is a girl there I have never seen before?!

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:10:36

If you made it Føldø it would be an instant success though.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:10:38

Fake Stella looks well hard.

chickensaladagain Wed 15-May-13 21:10:54

I'm not feeling the cube

Loving antique shop man. I think him for PM

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:11:12

Oh that other guy looks like Joss Whedon.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:11:18

And then probably cübø?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:11:19

Make it a rhombus.
No one calls a rhombus boring.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:11:20

Ffs how relevant is this?

That would be a table then.

Oh well done bean. Did you have to google the funny O?

No... surely he's just invented...

a kneehole desk.

radical. very radical...

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:11:44

Good point, bean.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:11:51

A cube that's higher but not wider? Heheh.

grin

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:11:57

Pricey Dicey has merit. Making it anything else is just bland.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:12:07

I always find a pouffe better than a cube. Especially if you want to get your legs under it

This table. Why would you not just buy a table? If you want a table, like?

Jessica Rabbit. Sage and visionary of our time.

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:12:32

First mistake not listening to the market research

naffedoff Wed 15-May-13 21:12:46

Fake Stella looks so exactly like Real Stella that I'm surprised Lord Gerbil ever let her in the boardroom.

Yeah Bof. It's a cuboid innit?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:12:49

Don't listen to the marketing team. That's okay. Really.

The Count has designed an the bastard child of a deckchair and a sex chair

Foldo. For making the fucking.

SIT FOLD AND HOLD <dies>

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:13:20

Sit, fold and hold

hmm

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:13:21

Can my flatpack just be a bookcase. I like bookcases.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:13:23

So they have designed a not-table, a not-chair, a not-desk

And the guys have a not-anything

[baffled]

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:13:31

Because it's not the freakin' TARDIS!!!!

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:13:35

A Pouffe of Poo? For the silly shits.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:13:41

No, I keep seeing Miles in his thong and a dapper waistcoat

Please let them call it Foldo on the marketing... please please please...

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:13:49

'Sit, FOld and Hold' ??

SOunds like instructions for something toilety.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:13:55

grin grin Sue.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:14:07

There are loads of options, I particularly like tæblë äñd çha&#299;r as a winning idea!

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:14:24

grin at Bof's poo

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:14:43

Market research.

Chatting to a couple of guys at the bus stop.

arf at 'making the fucking'

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:14:47

I've just realised the girls have divided into pro and anti cube teams

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:14:49

At least tonight is funny!

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 15-May-13 21:14:50

So the cube is basically a storage box with a lid, yes?

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:14:56

Argh... I've forgotten all the nicknames from last week, apart from Fake Stella, Mrs Spoon and The Count Peewee

Chockyeggpants Wed 15-May-13 21:15:06

I'm really really really against upholstery.
Discuss.

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:15:31

Apprentice virgin here WTF are they acting? Surely they aren't really that stupid?

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:15:33

Miles is easy on the eye, isn't he?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:15:34

Re nicknames, was one KuntPine, or somesuch?

A round flat pack cube.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:15:53

Rounded? It is a cube!!!!

I promised to do a list and I forgot. I failed. Caff O'Shame for me

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:16:24

No, Wellies they really are that stupid. Isn't it great?

Neil NeckBeard is being suspiciously quiet and not controlling tonight

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:16:38

Yes, Sue...off to the cafe!

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:16:39

Note the measurments - prepare for it to go wrong!

Kurt is Kunt.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:17:00

Arc at wellies. They are that stupid

How about a flat pack chair on top of a exercise ball so that you can wobble while you work?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:17:39

I do think Eyebrows is going home as it's design and it's crap.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:17:43

Posh chap is just fab!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:18:03

Wobble while you work...wobble while you work...la la la la la la...

Pattern?

Will they do rip-off Orla Kiely? Or animal print?

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:18:20

A unique box with a sticky cushion

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:18:21

I hope the manufacturers use their measurements

Hello? I'm in Homebase. Hello?

See, I'm on to something TEe. Great for abs and has a catchphrase thingy.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:19:02

Luisa cant cope with complicated.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:19:08

So we now have a cushion on wheels?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:19:16

Yes, was just thinking that Neckbeard is staying very quiet. Maybe the beard is slowly strangling the synapses in his neck.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:19:24

To be fair, I cannot think of a single, unique flat pack anything.

Flat pack bed? Garden chair?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:19:36

These are like things you see in the Sunday Paper back pages

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:19:41

You are OYBBK. Perhaps you've found your niche.

Moln Wed 15-May-13 21:19:45

There's lots and lots of make up been applied!! (I'm ignoring the designs as they are both stunningly pants)

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:19:48

Way too complicated ..they want something thats mire than a box. Ooh one of the design team i am guessing will be going

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:19:56

PS I have a new phone. It is the Apprentice phone. How sad is it that I like that?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:20:05

I have an idea.

They should go to ikea

Jason is very good value.

Neckbeard is hiding altogether

The Cube would appeal to the housebound and visually impaired. Those who don't want foot space

Fakebook Wed 15-May-13 21:20:30

Uzma's DIRTY FINGERNAILS. <barfs>

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:20:34

they can't even use a tape measure properly. I despair!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:20:41

Tidy Sidy?!?!?! HAS HAHAHAHA

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:20:43

Tidy Sidey

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Wed 15-May-13 21:20:53

'Not you, Jordan, some body average sized.' grin - bliss!

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:20:56

Tidey Sidey NOOOOOOO- I demand Pricey Dicey.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:21:02

Dracula's throne.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:21:10

Look at the state of these!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:21:10

Chair isn't too bad. Sideboard is awful

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:21:14

I like the boys one best

OMG at the Foldo For Making the Fucking.
It looks all teetery, like the legs are all wrong

A box with a cushion.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:21:30

I wouldn't pay £5 for that...

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:21:30

Note to self.

Must dress in leopard-print for next flat-pack furniture assembly task.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:21:46

Clickety boo!!!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:21:56

Seventy five pounds! I wouldn't pay 75p

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:21:57

The cushion needs to have sides. Like a cuboid.

Moln Wed 15-May-13 21:22:00

There's apparently an Ikea opening near me. is ir wrong I'm excited by that?

(still ignoring the designs)

Tidy Sidey? Wtf is a sidey?

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:22:05

I predict that it will be the cosmetics lady will be gone

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:22:06

The boys' is just slightly less crap.

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:22:23

The boys high fived ...did you see that? So wished they'd missed

It's a fucking pouffe.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:22:44

It's a chair.

And a box. With a cushion. On wheels.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:23:09

I'm mixed up with Luisa and the one in the red dress. Can anyone help?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:23:13

Nick is in the chair...

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:23:13

i would not buy either. My mother might.

What does the chair do?

The Foldo has a whiff of the Electric Chair about it

That should be the tag line 'The last chair you'll ever need'

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:23:42

It turns into a table or something, OYBBK

So what does Foldy actually do?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:23:54

Nick approaching the chair in the manner of a monkey seeing fire for the first time.

Great minds OYBBK grin

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:24:17

The designs are hideously clunky, not at all fashionable.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:24:25

Sales orgasm? Jesus wept.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:24:25

Don't they have only one prototype? How can they split the teams?

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 15-May-13 21:24:33

I like the chair blush

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:24:37

Is it me or do the pitches get filmed in a different camera style.

HotCrossPun Wed 15-May-13 21:24:44

I quite like the foldo blush

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:24:46

so what is it when it isn't a chair

Happiestinwellybobs Wed 15-May-13 21:24:54

Sales orgasm - did I hear that right grin

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:24:57

What is that woman wearing? She looks like a blue bottle

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:25:08

Why is that woman dressed as David Bowie Space Oddity ?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:25:09

If they made it an electric chair, I would have one in a flash. I have a waiting list.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:25:19

A dessert topping...

No one is going to get that joke.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:25:20

If you use t as a chair, where do you sit -(other than the table they already have).

If you use it as a table, where do you sit?

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:25:30

Sue grin

You would KICK ASS on The Apprentice.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:25:31

Lets blame the salesmen

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:25:45

multifunctional my arse

Moln Wed 15-May-13 21:25:46

it's a folded foldo wolf. obv.

confused

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:25:49

Is anyone ever taken in by 'we're really excited to be here today'

Part of the house you couldn't see!

I would Boff. I am a whole herd of half machine ponies

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:26:22

grin at 'a part of the house you couldn't see'!

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:26:24

Argos will sell any old shit, they're sorted.

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:26:27

The girls product sounds like a type of nappy that is for babus that like big poos

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:26:30

I would have done a wolef upholstered chair.

Gretna I guess you have to buy them in pairs or summat.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:26:49

Three of them can't manage to put it together...

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:27:06

Laptop tray grin

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:27:07

Wabbit is very fey, isn't she?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:27:13

A laptop tray?
It's just a piece of wood, right?

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:27:21

grin wood! its bloody mdf

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:27:22

Ooh white is common.
Who knew?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:27:23

Luisa calling something 'common', I think my IronyMeter just smashed.

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:27:23

Its a laptop tray.

hmm

Any piece of wood would do that job.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:27:30

I am not athletically pleasing.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:27:39

I've realised I have B&Q garden chairs just like that one. They were two for a tenner

Get rid of the stupid cushion.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:27:48

Athletically pleasing?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:28:11

My husband just said 'where's Foldo?'

Heeee

Nice view of the buttocks <barf>

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:28:43

So, they've come up with FOLDO! to replace, er, a folding chair.

But this one takes up more room and is more faffy.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:28:47

I kind of like the boys' chair/table. The name is crap, though.

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:29:01

If I come to yours for tea, I do not want to sit on a Foldo

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:29:11

I do love Nick

Wabbit is one of those pixie girls. All skippy.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:29:23

Jordan looks spookily like my boss.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:29:29

He's wearing a thong

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:29:54

FOLDO for the friend you love to hate

An Order!

Would be funny if neither team got any orders!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:30:01

Well, they sold some.

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:30:09

he's definitely Marjorie at weekenda

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:30:37

200 WTF ? Kindling, bonfire night?

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:30:39

If I went to someones house and they made me sit on that box I would be suspicious they didnt like me.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:30:45

FØLDØ please!

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:30:53

Francesca, you live in a bedsit above a defunct blockbuster

It looks like something you'd have in a medium security prison, that cube

Are they getting better at the pitch or is it my imagination?

Blimey.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:31:13

Good Lord, has that man had a lobotomy?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:31:22

If John Lewis buy this I will show my arse in their front window

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:31:30

200?

50?

Are these buyers accepting bribes

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:31:42

The girls' pitch is very very good. They may win.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:31:43

The cube could be painted in Farrow & Ball and mnetters everywhere would buy it!

It could be a children's toy box/bedside table.

The colour of the Cube is shit...

Quick thinking there Miles.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:32:00

I can't believe how some of the women are dressed for business meetings. Red dress girl wearing stripper shoes, for goodness sake.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:32:43

How many 16 year olds buy chairs?

I think the girls will win. Which is worrying on two counts. One - the smugness of the shrieky set. Two - we cannot lose The Count.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:33:00

A little BHS! HA!

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:33:02

bhs arf

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:33:28

Are the boys getting bitchy now?

Mr Gervasian is MAAAAAAD

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:33:31

I think the Count will be gone. Sorry Sue.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:33:43

Does he have a birdshit on his shoulder?

6s or 12s?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:33:56

Leah's bun is going to make her fall over backwards

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:34:22

Northern Ireland girl comes across we'll. they might win this

Do the shops actually get the products? Do they know its all make believe?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:34:34

174 boxes of shite. Hurrah.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:34:37

Gervaisan, yes! Such a good nickname.
He'll be orf.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:34:39

See Luisa is falsely happy with those sales

The pair of checked shirt buying loons grin. I am hoping they have saved them until this very week and will make a killing on kitsch value

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:35:01

I asked the same question, OYBBK. I don't think anyone knows!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:35:08

The pet wardrobes they made a few series ago went on actual sale

rocketupbum Wed 15-May-13 21:35:17

I agree about the womens clothes MrsBert. I am finding it hard to like any of them as I am blinded by them all looking like wannabe WAGs.
On the other hand I am amazed by how many mdf cubes they have sold. So maybe I need some stripper shoes?!

I really really hope they made them OYBBK. I like to think of a ponce shop in Islington having 100 of the feckers

They do match quite nicely.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:36:24

I know, OYBBK, it's all so meta, I get confused.

Nope, the products are never made. And in this task, there's no talk of £££, margins etc. So it's just pretendy sales, imagining that they were retiling at £75.

I would like 4 pretendy Foldos, please.
No, make it 7639.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:36:42

They've missed a groove out on the cube criss-cross bit. The router must have run out of battery.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:36:48

Tell me, are stroppy dresses end stillettos ok for business meetings? I've been vetoing stuff for dd.

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:37:12

Is this the scary/important part?
Flat or apartment - never could tell the diff

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:37:39

How do you know that Hazel? Is Hazel Lord Sugar in disguise?

It would be funny if they did have to sell them for real.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 15-May-13 21:37:45

No they aren't where I work.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:37:45

Mrs Spoon is doing Smell The Fart acting.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:38:07

No, they aren't, Maryz.

Unless it's a meeting in a brothel.

Has anyone mentioned monk's bench?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:38:34

He should stfu

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:38:38

business barbies

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:38:43

Why does Surallan always question who the PM is when they always sit in the same seat.

YES! Sparky.

Nick and I

ONE MIND BAYBEEE

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:39:07

Ooh, Nick agrees with Sue.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:39:09

arf at Nick... chair looks like Old Sparky grin

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:39:13

Love the idea of stroppy dresses for a business meeting Maryz grin

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:39:17

It's TV, SV.

Which rhymed.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:39:56

Thought so Tee. And the flicky hair is unprofessional too

Miles is gonna cry

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:40:09

16 - 40 is not a demographic.

Here we go.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:40:17

Silver Fox man is quite hot blush

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:40:52

No Tee. I am Bordon, the best of the interviewers.

(I was involved in a final task, once, kinda. And I know people who have made prototypes, done design etc for other tasks)

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:40:55

Oops, strappy of course

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:41:17

The girls just won.

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:41:26

2500 electric chairs?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:41:27

Or not...

Oops.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:41:43

Ohhhhhh, nasty

Arf. The Count is saved <happy dance>

kaboom.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:41:52

Haha, brilliant fake build-up there from Karen!

grin tee!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:42:00

Cool, Hazel.

You should have said you were Lord Sugar. grin

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:42:03

von ha ha ha

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:42:04

I love Karren grin

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:42:04

Just posted on old thread to sound of tumbleweed grin

This is the first episode I've seen. What is going on with the makeup?!

Do they all have to choose between excessive eye makeup and weirdly pale lipstick?

They're a little scary.

[retreats behind sofa]

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:42:06

The Count lives to fight another week!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:42:35

Karren had me good, OYBBK!

Very good Karen <applauds>

let the tearing apart of the marketing team commence...

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:42:49

Sack 'em all, go on you know you want to.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:42:53

This is one of the best products the man who brought us the Amstrad has ever seen

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:42:56

Another girl goes, will we even notice which one?

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:43:08

Him with glasses has a look of Gok I reckon.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:43:41

Deffo Thenightsky

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:43:43

Smug bastards

She can't take in the sales team of Spoon and Norn Iron and Sophie, surely?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:44:02

Rebecca, the non-blonde, she was right again

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:44:05

The knives are going to come out now.

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 15-May-13 21:44:07

Silver fox is Tony Blair

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:44:14

Susie's gone. She did nothing this week.

Sophie didnt do anything then.

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:44:31

I quite liked the original cube-with-a-wine-bucket idea. That's my kind of cube.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:44:32

Is it the actual Caff Of Shame, or have they jsut put some old plastic beakers and 1/2 bottles of Vittel into a waiting room?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:44:45

Sophie, rather.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:44:48

Well this is an interesting coupling! Albeit now defunct. www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/youre-fired-apprentice-beauty-luisa-1883958

HotCrossPun Wed 15-May-13 21:44:50

What did Lord Sugar congratulate the boys on after their win? I missed it!

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:44:50

Poxy Boxy!

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 21:44:52

I bet Blair wears a thong

All that hair!

Uzma and Sophie I reckon.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:44:56

Poxy Boxy!

YY, Sophie did nothing but she doesn't know that, ol chinny reckon.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Wed 15-May-13 21:45:19

Poxy boxy....

Moln Wed 15-May-13 21:45:25

really slagging the girls product? I'm assuming the boys saw their own

Oh, her name is susie is it? Can't read stuff on the telly very well.

Best product he had ever seen. It's a fucking monks bench without the storage!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:46:05

Awaits Argos catalogue to find my electric chair....

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:46:09

No, it's Sophie. I was wrong.

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:46:35

I think it's going to be the wishy-washy project manager or the one with both excessive eye makeup and inappropriately pale lipstick.

She ALWAYS does <sulks>

Cat fight

Oh they are all the same. < gives up>

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:47:24

Uzma and Sophie will be brought back in. Or maybe Rebecca who went 'um...um...' and never actually spoke up.

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:47:34

giving a bad name to women in business

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:47:34

Is there some rule that the more fake (caucasian) hair on the head, the less hair in the brows?

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:47:45

They all hate each other, don't they?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:48:04

They all ignored the so-called market research.

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:48:12

I swear one of them wasn't actually anywhere else in the episode. I think she just wandered in off the street and joined in.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:49:08

Oh nailed that one!

Bingo! grin

Uzma has a proper sulk on
Excellent

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:49:25

Which one, Kungfu?

Good spot. Tee

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 15-May-13 21:49:51

Uzma reminds me of a Zombie Roxy Mitchell

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:49:55

I think their hairdresser needs to be in the boardroom. And the make up artist.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:50:01

Uzma failed to design. Sophie hid. Natalie is bland. Fire them all.

So if (when) Uzma stays, are we going with Poundshop Pamela? For the hair?
I like to get these things straight

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:50:12

Sophie to go, I think.

She was too quiet on the first task as well.

Corygal Wed 15-May-13 21:50:14

All the women are Hallow'een freaks! What happened with the makeup?

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:50:15

Brown hair, fairly small face.

Or maybe her bit was when I went to microwave a Sainsburys chocolate pudding....

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:50:19

I had to make up for my premature 'the girls' won' statement. grin

Hit him Karren.

Trying to type around my cat who is obsesses with sitting on the iPad.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:50:28

Lord S just said he doesn't know who Sophie is... perhaps she DID wander in off the street!

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:50:34

You know what women are like , he surely didn't did he?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:50:37

Natalie reminds me of someone...

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 15-May-13 21:50:54

I want to get ds a foldo for when he starts uni this year.

Allthingspretty Wed 15-May-13 21:50:55

I do not think sophie should go

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:51:11

They really are buying into the "women in business" cliches, don't they?

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:51:15

Oh dear, they're going all high-pitched.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:51:23

Thought she was going to belt Uzma, there.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:51:56

You did fucking design it, Uzma, we saw you sketching it. It's televised, love.

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:52:04

I can't bear the shrieking.

They need a talking stick.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:52:10

Bloody shrieking women.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 21:52:13

I think Uzma should go.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:52:18

Natalie reminds me of my cousin. I don't like my cousin.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:52:34

Natalie = Nicola Stapleton off Easties

Someone called it last thread.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:52:35

Pmsl at alan's reaction to look good.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:52:59

A shovel, Sirallan?
Usma used it this am, for her makeup.

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:53:16

Has anyone got a dog or a pet bat than can interpret what's going on in the upper range?

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:53:22

If she says pass the buck one more time .......

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 21:53:27

Tee - you forgot to adhere to the 'they're making it look like that team won, thus, they didn't' rule...:D

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:53:33

That's it Hazel - thanks!

Arf at shovel!

fuzzypicklehead Wed 15-May-13 21:53:35

Good lord. I just can't decide which I want to go... Just stop the shreiking!

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:54:07

oh god sack the lot

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:54:09

Sophie doesn't design, pitch or sell. What does she do?

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:54:15

You're right, Lorelilee! I fell into the trap completely!

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:54:30

Good question Maryz.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Wed 15-May-13 21:54:36

God it's like watching a couple of Vikki Pollards.

Oh blah blah

She's got an eye for business, for fashion and for creativity
That's three eyes. She's magic.

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:55:09

She's a stroppy so-and-so, that project leader.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Wed 15-May-13 21:55:27

Wasn't Natalie in Big Brother a few series back? Shrieked a lot?

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Wed 15-May-13 21:55:33

But she did her dissertation on market research.

Natalie = female version of the video skeleton from the Scotch Video ads of the 80s dontcha think?

gaggiagirl Wed 15-May-13 21:55:40

Uzma's foundation is too pale no? Sinister,I'll go with the zombie roxy, well said.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 21:55:49

If they keep Sophie, force her to be PM next time round.

Bye bye

ShadeofViolet Wed 15-May-13 21:56:06

That was a shock.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:56:13

Natalie dodged a bullet there

BOF Wed 15-May-13 21:56:14

"This may be unfair" hmm

Sophie was the fall guy. That arguing is too good not to keep in for another week

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:56:16

Good choice. She's done nothing for three weeks.

Bit surprised.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:56:27

Bloody hell... that was a weird decision.

TheChimpParadox Wed 15-May-13 21:56:28

What sane young woman would want to go into business if she thinks all business women are like these three ( and the rest of them there ). Bloody awful lot.
Shame on them.

fuzzypicklehead Wed 15-May-13 21:56:34

Wow.

ILoveMeWellies Wed 15-May-13 21:56:40

Sophie - thank you for being sacked?

Wolfcub Wed 15-May-13 21:56:42

he's a one man employment tribunal

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 21:57:16

I thought Uzma would go

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:57:26

Instantly forgettable

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 21:57:42

He'll have to mix the teams up. The girls will kill each other.

thenightsky Wed 15-May-13 21:58:23

The girls really detest each other.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 21:58:26

Dear God - did he just ask what carrots were?

Looks like mixed teams then

Sophie is going to challenge Dara. Wtf will they talk about?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:58:54

Can't see that Sophie will be of any interest on The Dara Show.
But I will watch it anyway.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 21:58:55

They are horrible representations of women in business. They way the dress, act, everything.

I'm a business woman. They are shameful.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 21:59:55

OOh, Karren on Dara Show.
also Andy Parson, anD Richard North. No idea who the latter is.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:00:32

It is embarrassing, the way they behave. It would make me not want to employ any women, which is terrible.

Anyone for Dara?

Andy Parsons is powerfully unfunny and has a delivery style only slightly less irritating than Dominic Littlewood.

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 15-May-13 22:01:25

Which Big Brother was Natalie in?

BOF Wed 15-May-13 22:01:58

Brilliant Dara grin

Jinsei Wed 15-May-13 22:02:20

They were dreadful tonight. Truly embarrassing!

Karren looking good

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:02:41

I like Karen

BOF Wed 15-May-13 22:02:48

I love Karren's hair.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 15-May-13 22:03:08

I intensely dislike Andy Parsons, so I'm going to watch Parks & Recreation.

Disappointed that no-one made a Phillip Schofield joke about tonight's episode.

Chubfuddler Wed 15-May-13 22:03:40

Right. Was unable to join in thread as watching on phone in bed with teething toddler, so thoughts:

I fucking well hate Luisa. The biggest reason I hate her is they she spells her name Luisa. The second reason is her whine, whine, hair flick modus operandi. That's suited to Nuts magazine, Luisa (which lets face it is where she will be shortly) not a FTSE boardroom.

I just hope she gets fired for something hilaire right near the end.

Napoleon isn't so dynamite.

Posh boy falling out of that hatch was the funniest thing I have seen for a long time. My snorting nearly woke the children.

Miles is still fit but had a scary looking thong on.

LadyBeagleEyes Wed 15-May-13 22:03:46

Sophie is tiny next to Dara.

I love her too. She is only my second favourite because I love Nick so very much. I want him to adopt me.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Wed 15-May-13 22:04:03

Karren's sorted out her thick-hair-low-forehead thing. Looks great.
< shallow >

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:04:50

Oh, that's nice, Sue.
Margaret is going to adopt me, so perhaps we'll see you for Sunday lunch?

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Wed 15-May-13 22:05:28

Natalie wasn't in Big Brother just looks very like this contestant
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=nikki+big+brother

That'll be lovely Hazel. And your DH of course, if he can leave the inventing

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 15-May-13 22:05:43

I love Karren, but I do miss Margaret. I'd like to be Margaret when I grow up

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:06:24

(in a work situation), I once asked a room of about 200 people 'who wants to put their hand in my box?'

Then I laughed solidly for about 3 hours, and had to slink off like a naught school girl, leaving my presentation unfinished.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:07:11

Bad news on that, Sue.
Some stupid piece of paper says I have to stay 500m from him sad.

sad. That must be challenging

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:08:30

Was Sophie just there to make up the numbers?
Is she actually a tv researcher?

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 22:08:58

I just cringe when they start screeching at each other. Real business women just do not conduct themselves in that way.

Uzma in the look good industry grin

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:09:17

Poor Sophie. She's probably quite nice. Umma isn't.

PlentyOfFreeTime Wed 15-May-13 22:09:21

Totally agree with you Tee. They are a horrible bunch.

They have all trowelled on far too much slap. They look totally unprofessional. One of them looks like a drag artist.

You do not get taken seriously in business by having baby pink high gloss lips (and she's supposed to be a Dr FFS!). Bare arms are also a no-no in some professional settings as is having your skirt half way up your ass!.

These plonkers think that you need to look like a Barbie doll to succeed. What they don't realise is that far from attracting people most decent blokes in the workplace would run a mile rather than be seen dead with someone who looks inappropriately overtly sexual at work.

Very, very disappointed in my own sex! How on earth did they all decide to be so over made-up - or is that how they believe they must present themselves to be successful?

PlentyOfFreeTime Wed 15-May-13 22:09:21

Totally agree with you Tee. They are a horrible bunch.

They have all trowelled on far too much slap. They look totally unprofessional. One of them looks like a drag artist.

You do not get taken seriously in business by having baby pink high gloss lips (and she's supposed to be a Dr FFS!). Bare arms are also a no-no in some professional settings as is having your skirt half way up your ass!.

These plonkers think that you need to look like a Barbie doll to succeed. What they don't realise is that far from attracting people most decent blokes in the workplace would run a mile rather than be seen dead with someone who looks inappropriately overtly sexual at work.

Very, very disappointed in my own sex! How on earth did they all decide to be so over made-up - or is that how they believe they must present themselves to be successful?

BOF Wed 15-May-13 22:09:24

Hazel grin

Lorelilee Wed 15-May-13 22:09:44

Lord Sugar is keeping Oozma in because she reminds him of his niece. smile

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:10:10

^ That must be challenging^

It is. So I am inventing an avenue of mirrors, so I look like I am there even though I am 500.01 m away.

I'm also experimenting with projecting an image of myself onto his house, a la Gail Porter/Houses of Parliament.

Both sound ideas.
I'd go with the projection. Less polishing.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 15-May-13 22:13:26

Ah, good feedback, ta.
Hey, we could pitch this idea to Sirallan!

We'll talk to Nick and Margaret about it, on Sunday week.

beanandspud Wed 15-May-13 22:14:02

Thinking that Karren might have had a bit of Botox? I do love her but her face seems to have stopped moving.

Do lets

PlentyOfFreeTime Wed 15-May-13 22:15:59

and Karan has also adopted the high gloss lips look - and for that I am very disappointed in her sad

BOF Wed 15-May-13 22:16:49

Ah, that article linked says that Wabbit " dropped out of Northampton High School for Girls to become a glamour model". Quelle surprise.

MyBoysHaveDogsNames Wed 15-May-13 22:17:15

Is that a penguin in Karren's cleavage?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:17:22

Ouch

Marysaid, you've changed your hovererererer

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:20:49

Have I? I'm on iPad, I have no hovererererer

ElBombero Wed 15-May-13 22:22:01

Definite Botox grin

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:22:05

The chair wasn't much better, to be fair

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 22:22:20

I am on ipad. It says Mary Zed.

GretaGarbage Wed 15-May-13 22:24:03

Wy is that door so tiny?

Changed since I was last on MN. So since Christmas grin
I'm so current

Chubfuddler Wed 15-May-13 22:24:24

Do we know what each of them actually wants to do with the 250k from sirralun? Does Luisa's an involve a bar or fake tan by any chance?

Oh yes, Lord in the Rings.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:27:49

It should say grumpy old gut, or something.

Sue might remember it saying ITS ONLY FUCKING NOVEMBER

Moln Wed 15-May-13 22:28:21

ooh well I'm liking Jason after that clip!

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:28:29

Git not gut. Or gimmer, maybe

I thought you had it all year round grin

Andy Parsons was hitting on Sophie, wanne? Urgh.

Righto, that's me for another week.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 22:30:54

Anyhow it's past my bedtime so night all.

Moln Wed 15-May-13 22:31:33

is he going to mix up the teams or wot?

gwenniebee Wed 15-May-13 22:37:06

Just found this thread and marking my place smile. I want him to mix up the teams, too - the women are grating much.

How do you do the hoverry name thing then?

PortBlackSandcastle Thu 16-May-13 07:23:56

I can't look at Kurt without thinking of Abigail's Party grin

I just want him to keep answering with one word answers really gruffly

Tee2072 Thu 16-May-13 07:31:40

It's under My Mumsnet, MC.

JillJ72 Fri 17-May-13 07:59:45

@Hazelthewitch - that was me calling Nicola Stapleton.

RedPencils Fri 17-May-13 13:41:37

Just caught up on iplayer. Very disapointed with all the girls, why so much slap and glamour model hair? As for the stripper shoes, you're running around London allday, put a pair of flats on. Do they really think this is what serious professional women dress like? The cube was stupid and fugly. The chair/table thing was a better idea, but who needs a high chair in their house.

This is some interesting background research on cross-silo functional business strategies.





just kidding its Myles in the almost buff

JillJ72 Fri 17-May-13 16:35:22

LOL. From pool to Mr Cool

ooooh, those photos are OSSSUM!

Maryz Fri 17-May-13 20:07:47

Do you suppose Myles has a y on his birth cert?

<refuses to look at any more links>

While the photos are v.nice to look at, it does make me think he must have an ego the size of Jupiter to pose for them!

RedPencils Sat 18-May-13 13:03:55

Indeed.
There's not many serious business professionals with shots of themselves half naked on Linked In (or maybe I'm mixing in the wrong circles).

Are we new fredding? Anyone? Yooooo hoooooo

Yus please Sue. I would like to pretend today hasn't happened..

Onoes. Do you want to start it?

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