Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

(572 Posts)
Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 19:40:20

We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

He is scary looking, isn't he?

JillJ72 Wed 08-May-13 20:14:06

DS watched the repeat on BBC Three. He called Neil hairy-necked man!

<polishes Bossy Badge>

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 20:23:58

This is who Alex reminds me of - Pee Wee Herman

SadOldGit Wed 08-May-13 20:27:46

I thought eyebrow man looked like a shop manekin - sort of plastic and shiney

KatoPotato Wed 08-May-13 20:29:35

I'm ready to squirm at the chap who looks like peewee Herman blown up with a bicycle pump...

Oh lovely new thread grin

Pee Wee Herman (Alex), Hairy Necked Man (Neil), Mrs Spoon (Dr Rebecca) and Sideshow Bob (dearly departed teacher Jaz) - okay I'm following so far.

Who's the Count? And did anyone else get a nickname yet?

I'm revising on iPlayer (missed it last night because of actual business - grr! The reality TV version is much more fun!)

GetOrfMoiLand Wed 08-May-13 20:39:41

Apparently tonight's episode is a cracker, one of the best ever apparently, according to Heat magazine.

They are all such tools, I love it.

And who is eyebrow man? There are at least 6 sets of eyebrows of note going on this series! (Was that in the CV screening?!)

Anthracite Wed 08-May-13 20:43:06

I am really favouring the boys (in contrast to previous years).

The girls are all too weird with they awful eye makeup (the only normal one was fired last night). I'm shallow at this stage off the Apprentice, I admit.

The Count, and Eyebrow Man I am guessing, is the Vampire chap - Welsh boyo. You Silly Shit Man grin

But they all have amazing eyebrows.

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 20:47:38

There is only one true 'eyebrow man', aka Count, aka Pee Wee Herman, aka Dracula - that is Welshman Alex. He is now hogging the nicknames - he has far too many.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 20:47:52

Who is Mrs Spoon? I don't mean who on The Apprentice, who is the character?

[American and confused emoticon]

Hair, eyebrows, eyeshadow, hairy necks, and a really mouthy bunch!

Can't wait for episode 2

Did you never watch Button Moon, Tee?
You'll have to take our word for it, so grin

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 20:50:28

No, never seen it, just Googled, I get it now!

LineRunner Wed 08-May-13 20:50:33

The woman have very click-clacky heels, like Tanya in EE. The men are quite volatile, I think.

I should be a reviewer, me. smile

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 20:50:48

Off to make popcorn...who wants?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 20:50:55

Kids puppet show from 1970s - 80s called button moon.

I loved button moon.

I did cringe for the twat who started some little speech thanking lord Sugar for, I'm not sure what really, the rainbows and buttercups maybe. The others looked like they had scented blood. They'll rip him apart.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 20:51:31

X posted with the whole world.

ChippyMinton Wed 08-May-13 20:51:52

GetOrf - really - the best ever? I was about to give it up after the first episode as I fell asleep.

What was he thinking, giving that little speech?
It was bizarre.

I am wondering why there are quite so many eyebrows this year?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 20:56:49

Apprentice: The Year of the Eyebrow

This is the eyebrows year. Last year it was ChildrenofTheCorn-Blue eyes.
We've had to trade chins for eyebrows though. Only one chin in Team Dick, and that's covered in hair.

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 20:58:13

Signing in.... BRING ON THE BAMPOTS!

It's going to start!

But why Tee?

Is it a requirement of being a candidate this year?
Did they dismiss any other qualities and just go for who had the most interesting eyebrows?

And who can apply the most make up with a trowel?

I love it.

I have sent DS1 upstairs to watch the bloody football so I can watch in peace.

I have high hopes for the make-up tonight too. Last night was ace for slap

OMG. The Count Pee Wee Welsho has SURRALUNs eyebrows.
only pencilled in. They're the same, look.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:01:10

Tantrums if I could answer that? You'd be calling me Lord Sugar. And I wouldn't have to worry about money any more.


beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:01:31

Evening all! I watched last night but was iPad-less so couldn't follow on MN.

Looking forward to seeing what's brewing tonight grin.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:02:07

Maybe it's so Lord Sugar's eyebrows look better? Or Karren's?

ZolaBuddleia Wed 08-May-13 21:03:08

Considering a NC to YouSillyShit. grin

I still miss Margaret sad

Nice Andy Pandy jammies

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:03:47

Dracula/COunt/Pee Wee also looks like David Gest. Hope you have enough columns in the spreadsheet of nicknames to account for his versatility, Sue.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:03:52

Checking in. Pub screecher fucker.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:03:52

Miles is BUFF

Someone stab her for shrieking. Ta.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:03:56

She's annoying. Old Grey has nice abs.

How do they all manage to get ready in half an hour?

And that pink one is too squeaky.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:04:04

I miss Margaret although I do have a not very secret crush on Karren.

in pjs with full make up????

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:04:12

Ooh... screechy woman - what are we calling her?

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:04:17

Nice strapless onsie thing

I miss Margaret too

Jessica Rabbit is squealing and dwoing bwaby tawk.
'girlies'? wtf?

ZolaBuddleia Wed 08-May-13 21:04:33

It would be impossible to be any posher.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:04:35

Maybe pyjama man can be B1?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:05:00

Two mumsnet scarves ..

Shrieky is currently Jessica Wabbit as that's what she calls herself
Am happy to update...

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:05:06

They wake up at 3 and then go back to bed. I'm sure of it.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:05:06

I think a few of them are hungover. I'd be spiking drinks if I were in the house.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:05:11

I missed this last night after I forgot and went to bed early after a lost weekend.

Tell me who to hate?

Miles is very orange though. He is blending into the mahogany behind him.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:05:31

They have permanent makeup applied at the 3rd stage of the application process.

Get a man organising the girlies, eh? hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:06:04

You may hate them all, BOF.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:06:10

Flavoured beer? Gross.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:06:13

Oh he's giving the excitable one enough rope to hang himself.

Please not chocolate.

Most of the women, Bof.

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:06:16

Was Kurt even there last night?

Ooh, BOF! Right. <sits at the feet of the master> which one of them have you shagged? grin

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:06:36

I have no memory of Kurt from last night. What did he do?

Do ALL the girls have hair extensions?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:06:49

BOF it's awesome there are no redeeming features at all.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:06:55

Nettles. Ming.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:06:59

Mmmm, cos real men drink nettle beer hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:07:08

THat was a scouser just on, no?
Looks a bit like Chris Pine. You must have shagged him, BOF?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:07:11

Tim is Wesley Crusher. Fact

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:07:16

Is there a Scouser? Probably him grin

Why can't one of the women be the bloody project manager?

And who the actual fuck would think nettle beer would sting their mouth?

And what's the point of healthy beer?

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:07:36

Straight haired blonde is Stella English mark II

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:07:53

Yy, put me down for Chris Pine.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:07:58

no noticing someone in first episode often bodes well.

I might makes Kurt my fav

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:08:17

No. Flavoured beer is like wine coolers; made for people who want to be drunk but don't like the taste. Men and women.

Who's Kurt?

Piffpaffpoff Wed 08-May-13 21:08:51

Wesley Crusher grin grin grin

Kurtz has very poofy hair

grin Scone

Current names Bof

Dark haired haughty one - Mrs Spoon
Baby talk bambi one - Jessica Wabbit
Norn Iron Dr - Annalise from Neighbours (may need to get something snappier)

The Count/PeeWee/David Guest/ - you'll see
Napoleon - Small cocky beardy one
Hairy Neck Man - Hairy Neck Man

I think that's all we've done. Plenty of scope to amend and add then.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:09:18

Whose the cross little beardy one? He's going to be fun.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:09:38

any flavour other than beer flavour is grimp sounding

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:09:41

Although there's also a David Tennant lookalike, and an Asian Ricky Gervaise: they have enough slebby connections for me to hint at impropriety with.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:09:50

<Appoints BOF Sub-Team Leader for the shagging of Kurt Pine branch-task.>
I'm looking for 110%, yes?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:09:59

Is he napoleon? Excellent.

A beer festival not their target market? FFS.

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:10:04

Project manager Tim will have to have the nn TimNiceButDim like the Harry Enfield character. The other project manager, Kurt the Scouser, did not even speak in yesterday's episode!

A beer festival is not their target market?

Have I totally missed the point of the task?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:11:05

Chocolate orange? Minge.

Asian Ricky is Napoleon atm
Does Scouse Kurt have a name? Does he need one, with a name like that?

Bleeeee, chocolate orange

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:11:21

Chocolate orange beers? Grim.

Omg the goggle eyebrow combination.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:11:29

ok I'm already lost on who is who, they should have name labels with our nicknames too

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:11:36

Well done. Make a decision based on no tastings whatsoever.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:11:37

Dracula is right. How fucking stupid are the men in London?

Tim and his girls? WTF?
So its Kurt and his boyz, is it?

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:11:50

What's the point of sending people to the factory to taste, if they've already decided?

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:12:00

If we hate him, he can be Kunt.

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:12:02

Urgh at 'Time and his girls' shock

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:12:06

I love that the Count's eyebrows and 'tache shadow are perfectly-aligned mirror images.

Attention to detail, that chap.

JillJ72 Wed 08-May-13 21:12:23

Mr Eyebrows = Mike Myers?

Bacon! No man can resist bacon!

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:12:29

I am going to puke.

Why is rhubarb dangerous?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:12:37

The only flavour that tastes vaguely acceptable in beer that isn't beer is lime. Everything else is ming.

Rhubarb and caramel? Did they have crack on their cornflakes?

I love the branding bits. It's always like GCSE art

Luisa/J Wabbit is my absolute fave. She is every kind of awful

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:13:24

If I was the designer sitting there? I'd get up and walk away. Listen to him, he's the expert, moron.

Have I mentioned I'm a graphic artist?

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:13:35

Dangerous rhubarb? Ah yes, the perils of the English country garden...

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:13:54

Shes incredibly irritating. And rude. That graphic designer chap had a WTF look on his face.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:13:58

Is the bloke in the middle the label designer or one of the Apprentices? All of the girls look and sound the same. I have no idea what is going on here...

A bitter this??

How many blokes do you know that will deliberately choose rhubarb in any context at all?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:14:13

Did they say rhubarb was dangerous? I missed that. hmm

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:14:18

lime or blackcurrent just about acceptable. Nowt else.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:14:33

Rhubarb leaves are poisonous.

About 10 mins behind.

There is so much potential for the maths to wrong <gleeful>

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:15:02

Jessica Rabbit needs a slap.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:15:02

You see, this bit does my head in. New product development (especially drinks!), is what I have spent years doing. I slightly want to punch them all right now.

Maffs. Innit hard?

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:15:14

Hi Chub - found you all smile

BOF - we missed you last night!! Glad you've made it tonight!

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:15:18

I agree scone, they may as well have gone with quiche flavour.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:15:23

She can't work out 1% of 100? Seriously?

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:15:30

Late to the party, again. I'll be back with more incisive comment when I've caught up but my initial thoughts:

Silver fox, phwoar.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:15:34

Math is hard!

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:15:39

I thought beer took weeks to brew confused

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:16:02

who is the one who seems to be straight out of made in chelsea. does she have a nick name?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:16:13

They are trying to kill people.

Did she say she wanted it to be 100% proof?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:16:38

They aren't brewing, night, just adding flavours to the already brewed beer.

It's not safe to drink?

FFS what is wrong with these people?

Chocolate orange?????

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:16:44

I love it when they cant figure out the maths! They all think they're so bloody clever and they can't do basic sums!

gaggiagirl Wed 08-May-13 21:16:51

I quite fancy the John simm lookalike and the mark foster one shame they will probably both turn out to be massive twasterds

Which one Moln? Posho dark haired one? That's Mrs Spoon.

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:16:59

They need the doctoe to help with the maths



(Crash and burn Tim)

With amber??? Are they bonkers? That's really light in flavour.

Rhubarb???? Why????

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:18:05

Sales is our forte?

You need maths for sales. Well, if you want to make any money, you twazzocks.

I'm quite glad they've fucked up, it's always so irritating when the girls suddenly win with a man in charge.

Beer is pissing all over the floor.

That's the spirit, waste a bit more?

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 21:18:20

I quite fancy the John Simm lookalike and the mark foster one

Said to DP last night, this is the first time in memory there have been good looking male contestants.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:18:26

People really drink this stuff?

Of course they are bonkers. It is what makes the schadenfreude all the more satisfying!

And caramel???

Rhubarb melt????

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:18:35

the one sat camera side of the designer

Is rhubarb and riches a pun I'm not getting?

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:19:07

Rhubarb and fucking riches? Oh, the glamour.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:19:14

It's like picking teams at school.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:19:26

I like the sound of rhubarb says non beer drinking Xben

Ah, that's the one who calls herself Jessica Wabbit. Luisa.

gaggiagirl Wed 08-May-13 21:19:36

How the fuck can the girls do a full days work in 9 inch stripper heels?

moin that would be Jessica Wabbit/Luisa

Oh blimey.

Sorry, in my own time zone I know!

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:19:53

Brambles and Shambles would have been better.

I am liking Scouse Kunt as a name. I hope he stays in

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:20:18

that's it yhough xBenedict flavoured beer is for none beer drinkers

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:20:40

They seem to have failed to ask themselves a basic question; is anyone going to want to drink this? Be seen ordering this?

Posho is hilarious. I quite like him

Arf silly shit.

BE QUIET you silly shits. All of you.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:20:46

I think most of the girls are a bit over glam this year but I might just be getting old grin The lads on the other hand.........

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:20:57

You silly shit! Pahahaha - that ones going to stick!

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:20:58

I was wrong:

The Apprentice: The Year of the Silly Shit

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:21:30

People look repulsed.

KitKatShoes Wed 08-May-13 21:21:33

will you be quiet you silly shit! <snort>

I like Posho too - it seems incongrous that his name is Jason though!

That was a great face the punter pulled

Figgygal Wed 08-May-13 21:22:00

These girls are sooooo useless!!


Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:22:17

oh thanks, she. calls herself that? oh dear

this is making me cry with laughter at. their rubbishness. piss up in a brewery saying comes to life

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:22:32

Hes a pretend posho I reckon! We will find out that he really grew up on a council estate somewhere...

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:22:42

Oh dear. There are ten people in a pub beer garden.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 21:22:46

I think most of the girls are a bit over glam this year

At least we now know that the EU mountain of frosted eyeshadow and Corn Silk has been put to use.

Why've they got a boy on the girls team?

YY to Jason being Faux-Posho

Baiji Wed 08-May-13 21:23:28

grey haired guy looks like Anthony from The Wiggles

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:23:54

Okay, the girls did good there.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:23:55

The girls look a little less scary tonight - I'd like to see them all without makeup.

Mansplaining, OYBBK
Luckily he is fick too

gaggiagirl Wed 08-May-13 21:24:04

Hurray for posho I think we should luff him he's canny.

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:24:09

Mrs Spoon is good.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:24:20

OMG Baiji, that is true!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:24:25

In the real world you operate like a pincer movement in those situations, not scrabbling over each other to be THE ONE who clinched it.

Why is Mrs Spoon wearing a victorian hunting habit, do we think?

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:24:40

Oh shit. I happened to come across via extensive stalking the silver fox on LinkedIn. I've inadvertently asked someone to introduce me (in a LinkedIn way, not real life way)

I think a sweet one would go down quite well with the ladeez. I like the sound of rhubarb.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:24:47

Ok, how many pints in a keg please?

Fast forwarded a bit.
£4 a bottle!???? Don't be stupid guys.

How can you sell beer without a tester?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:25:11

How can you possible take him seriously with those eyebrows?!?!

Okay, I'm being bad. I yelled at someone today for judging by looks.

They have nothing to taste?!?!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:25:21

Why haven't they taken any product with them?

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:25:24

cause they were a woman down, so they got tim (nice but dim)

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:25:25

Lol at not bringing beer with them!

The Count has lost his bottle grin

gaggiagirl Wed 08-May-13 21:25:58

Ha ha no beer for the buyers to try ha ha I've almost soiled myself laughing at that.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:26:00

Eyebrows is wearing as much makeup as the girls.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:26:00

Eyebrow boy looks like somebody shoved a hose up Andrew Lloyd Webber's arse and pressed the vacuum setting.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:26:14

The boys are going to win because they are so shit. It's always the way.


meso Wed 08-May-13 21:26:31

Lol @ BOF

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:26:35

Ok he just has no boundaries. Just stands in the middle if a bunch of Morris dancers banging on.


RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:26:42

Why wouldn't you think to take a sample.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:26:46

'Boy in charge of girls team' looks like a very young Christopher Dean.

Up to no sample!!!!!!!

Oh how thick.

(Bad bad day so hooray for silly shits)

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:27:35

Oh my word no sample - Lord Sugar will have them for that!! Unbelievable!!!

Why can't half of them go to the other venue?

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:27:54

OYBBK -= 88??

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 21:28:10

I like posho. Even if he is a silly shit!

Course they haven't heard of them!

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:28:18

Don't fight in front of the people you are trying to sell to!

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:28:21

Hellooooooo, I'm new on the thread. Hilarious so far, and did you all notice surprise eye-candy-Myles at the start?! shock grin

Right I need a larger cushion to hide behind.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:28:30

Which one's Morris? wink

Dozy Pleb grin

whats4teamum Wed 08-May-13 21:28:43

Dozy pleb!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:28:50

Oh dear. This is embarrassing. They basically ask the client how much is normal to pay then come up with 95.

Arf at dozy pleb.

Half pint for £2.50??? Bloody hell.

Morris? Is there a morris/

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:29:06

I am cringing at some of these episodes

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:29:19

Evilgiraffe I may have to watch it On Demand and rewind that bit, just to make sure...

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:29:23

Loved dozy pleb. This is the insults episode!

gaggiagirl Wed 08-May-13 21:29:24


Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:29:25

I love how posh is unbowed by the criticism.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:29:28

beany - a 'keg' is not an official barrel size (in the UK). So you'd have to spec whether it's a 20/25/30/50 litre keg.

UK brewery barrels are usually barrels/hogsheads/firkins/gallons or kilderkins if you're going old school.

Did Tim just do T-Rexing?

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:29:42

Another slap.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 21:29:46

Isn't this where the programme format causes problems, though. You wouldn't normally get 3 sales reps from the same company in one client pitch.

GetOrfMoiLand Wed 08-May-13 21:29:56

Is anyone starting to really like Jason?

Bless him. Better than the cunts he is with (shortarse and bloodless)

whats4teamum Wed 08-May-13 21:30:03

They are so inept I want to cringe behind the sofa.

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:30:23

Dozy pleb
Silly shit

He's my new favourite.

Hahaha at infighting.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:30:29

I was referring to the dancers Sue wink just talking to meself wink

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:30:33

I fucking hate her. The Stacey Solomon look a like.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:30:49

Do it, Tee! All in the name of research, of course...

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:31:08

Jason will be fleeced in the boardroom. See what I did there?

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:31:16

Which one's Jason? I don't bother learning their names till the last week.

No pump clips either?
They're pros.

Asian Ricky Gervais is horrid. Leave Posho alone!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:31:27

They have no pump clips? How is that possible?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:31:32

You're right MrsBert.

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:31:39

Is she the whinger Chub?

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:31:46

i like jason

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:31:57

I'm not a fan of Stacey/Luisa either she's a bit teeth gratingly annoying!

I reckon Kunt will be fired.

What were they doing at the design stage?

No pump clips??? Stoopid.

Itsaboatjack Wed 08-May-13 21:32:28

88 pints in an 11 gallon keg. They have 9 gallon ones, so 72 pints.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:32:31

Of course evilgiraffe. I'm very thorough.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:32:51

I quite like Rebecca, think she's my favourite girl, the Dr Barbie ok too I think.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:33:06

Karen is lost for words really isn't she.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:33:19

Jason is last week's team leader, Red - the soppy but pleasant and ineffective one.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:33:26

Thanks Hazel. Clear cloudy rhubarb beer.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:33:58

Could Gervasian catch on? Or is it a bit racialmalist?

What is Jordan's name? Do we have one?

I LOVE Gervasian.

Love 'Gervasian'!

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:34:40

also like Rebecca

I know who she is, which helps

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:34:57

Even the way she walks is irritating.

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:35:04

Jordan is Gok Wan surely? grin

I stand corrected smile

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:35:23

Gervasian - genius!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:35:26

Arf at Gervasian.

Yes, I had to read it twice for I am slow.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:35:53

Norniron has sold something. Hurrah.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 21:35:53

Bloody Fat Club over- ran.

I take they are all still hopeless?

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:36:01

The girls are doing well. Which means they've lost.

Please please don't let Gervasian be fired

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:36:18

Gervasian. Snerk.

But they lost two casks before even starting...this has to be bad for them

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:36:41

That's what I think Lorelilee

The blonde Stella-alike. Has she even spoken?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 21:36:57

If last night is anything to go by, best nickname will go

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 21:37:00

YY, Rebecca is ok and also the doctor.

hellohellohihi Wed 08-May-13 21:37:02

Didn't realise it was on tonight too... Will it be repeated?? I thought it was weekly, no?

whats4teamum Wed 08-May-13 21:37:07

How do they fit all their clothes and make up in those little cases.?

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:37:15

£1 a pint. Sign me up!

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:37:19

No! Tim is Noah Wiley!!!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:37:20

Yes all still hopeless.

ohforfoxsake Wed 08-May-13 21:37:21

How do the girls spend the day in those shoes??

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:37:26

That blue boardroom filter's still in use then.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:37:37

I thought ghey shock on two for 90

feck maybe I should join them for stoopidness

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:38:05

erm "they shook"

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:38:14

Hello -think its just two this week to get us hooked

It'll be on I player no doubt.

I acksherly dislaike beer

Sit up Alex.

Some big hair going on in the boardroom!

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:38:36

Get in, love Sralan being scathing about the shit name and Neil looking all awkward grin

XBenedict Wed 08-May-13 21:38:46

I hadn't even noticed blonde Stella - you're right has she even spoken?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:38:53

That really was stupid, sending him to make the beer.

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:39:06

Moln - I thought they said 2 for £90 as well.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:39:08

OOh, so does that mean that Gervasian is safe? As he was stymied from the start.

The Count CAN NOT go. Ever.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:39:20

And now pathetically point scoring. Fab.

Checking in a bit late. What have I missed?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:39:51

So did I moln and red.

That might be how they lose. She got the price wrong.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:39:54

Ant Man looks like someone... But who?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:39:56

90 quid each.

YY Gervasian will be safe this week. I reckon they won't lose Count PeeWee any time soon either.

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:40:06

Go Scouser.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:40:21

Oh, Freddie - it's been a blinder.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:40:24

Count Browula scares me

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:40:26

My husband says Tim looks like PC Plum.

Plainly deceptive


Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:40:40

Disgraced you Lord Sugar

Love it.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:40:40

Jason reminds me of someone. Was he in This Life?

Eyebrows has an unnaturally smooth forehead.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:40:49

This is really nasty stuff [wuss]


whats4teamum Wed 08-May-13 21:41:42


Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:41:42



naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:42:01

Sralan hates the blonde one already - she looks like double crosser Stella English

Uh oh. Poor man's Stella has flagged up her number issues. Real Stella would never have fucked that up!

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:42:35

as far as I could tell they actually shook on 2 for 90.

Hmmm might have to rewind

Jesus Christ one of those girls I have no idea which one she looks like a clown.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:43:12

I knew it!

Stella GCSE Maffs to go, I betcha

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:43:29

£399.02 to £831.56? That's a hell of a winning margin!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:43:33

Oh dear. The girls are in trouble again.

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:43:44

Luisa should not have smirked when the trade prices were read out!

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:43:48

Who's going? - must be someone from the manufacturing cock-up sub-team.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:43:49

Now that's a win.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:43:52

Oh - here comes the bitchfest big time

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:43:53

Whos for the chop then? Token boy on girlie team?

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:44:08

Yup, we were right Tee <smug>

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:44:09

Francesca (?) going home tonight for not being a rocket scientist?

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:44:15

Has that blonde girl just arrived? I've never seen her before.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:44:15

Tim is toast isn't he. Watch them all turn on him now.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:44:18

she's involved in something to do with cosmetics too Freddie!!

WTactualF is Count PeeWee wearing?

Yup Sue. Plus she should be tarred and feathered for wearing leopard print to the boardroom.

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:44:39

Ooh who is going to go?
The maths mistakea was a fatal error as could be,arguably, the location choices

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:44:39

The one who couldn't do the math, she's gone.

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:44:39

Please get rid of Luisa!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:44:42

I thought that red.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:44:45

Usma, Freddie.
Would you belive she owns a makeup company?

I think she looks like Emilie Sande. Can she be clown Emile?


Caaaaaaaf of Shaaaaaaame

Who the fuck is the dick with his coat over his shoulders and not put on properly he looks like a plank.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:44:49

Who the fuck gets that excited about Belgium

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:45:27

Yes, Jason looks like Jack Davenport.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:45:29

Clown Emile grin

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Wed 08-May-13 21:45:38

Oh, I bet The Count was dissapointed the reward wasn't a trip to Transylvania. sad

Tim but Dim for the chop then?

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:45:41

WOW, now THAT'S a nest of vipers!

Miles, Boffles. He was a twat, wan'ne?

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:46:26

I love the caff. DH wants to go on the show just so he can lose a task and order a massive fry up as well as the miserable one cuppa.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:46:42

She's going down.

I don't do KG either. Or stones. Or fecking lbs sad

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:47:01

Which one chub?

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:47:05

Those girls are all so posey.

They ain't 'ladies'

He was the Ross of This Life

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:47:15

Fire all the girls!

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:47:24

Belgium is great! I love it there grin

Those girls are gunning for Mrs Spoon

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:47:55

I think they're out after rebeccas blood now - bitches.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:48:05

Francesca. The maths fail.

Put that pointy finger away madam.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:48:21

I'll be surprised if Tim doesn't get fired. He's the weakest link, surely?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:48:37

She sounds a bit loony now. Rebecca I mean.


Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:48:46

is mrs spoon maths messer upper?

I need less people, I confuse easy

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:48:57

Oh what was that at the other end of the table?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:49:17

Mrs Spoon, I expected more of you sad

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:49:18

Oh dear, banshees time

fedthefup Wed 08-May-13 21:49:19

Haha - please get rid of Spoon!!!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:49:30

No she wasn't. But she sounds paranoid now.

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:49:31

Bitch fest.

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:49:46

Fake Stella has an evil face.

Mrs Spoon is Paranoid Rebecca
Maffs girl is the Stella-a-like at the port side
The other blonde is NornIronDr

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:49:56

No, it was the blond on the left side on the end, Moln.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:49:59


ha ha I said that lord sugar, piss up brewery thing

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:50:26

So does the PM get to choose who faces the firing line with him?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 21:50:27

I will be pointing my finger at lots of people tomorrow to undermine them

Jesus is she trying to look like Leslie Caron or something?

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:50:38

Mrs Spoon vs Fake Stella - who will win??

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:50:46

Does anyone remember the smirking woman in Episodes? Francesca is her. Gurning.

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:50:53

He totally organised this whole challenge so he could use piss up in a brewery line! Hahahaha!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:50:54

Karrrrren will NOT like Mrs Spoon now.

Maffs Whizz to go
Surralun is getting Stella flash-backs. Makes him twitchy

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 21:51:01

Fake Stella looks like she has had some bad facial surgery

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 21:51:14

They were truly gunning for her, weren't they?! shock

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:51:24

She's cwying

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:51:46

I don't think he'll fire Rebecca, it's either tim or thingie

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:51:52

Stella will go, wont she? For the maths.
Or Tim Nice but Dim. For the general crapness.

She is cwying. Her nose is all fat sad

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:52:16

Wow she cried a lot, she's cried her make up off.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:52:23

She looks better without the makeup - maybe he should make all of them cry grin

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:52:23

Tim reminds me of the huy from the latest bourne film or the guy feom Twilight called Mike who invites bella to the prom

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:52:35

Ach, she's doing softy-voice now.
We're not fooled, you're a harridan, Spoons.

God I@m sorry I missed this last night and half of tonight. These lot are comedy gold.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:52:42

Women who cry at work annoy me.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:53:02

Is fake Stella wearing those stick on mascara eye tip wings that were on dragon's den a while ago? That and the leopard skin, she looks like a mess.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:53:05

The guy from Bourne?
Jeremy Renner-Kyle?

KitKatShoes Wed 08-May-13 21:53:18

WHich one is fake stella?

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:53:27

Mrs Spoon is not passionate and pleading enough for SrAlan. Tim is nice but dim, but may get away with it. Fake Stella will go for looking like SrAlan's nemesis

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:53:30

Tim reminds you of Jeremy Renner?!?! Oh god no! Not my Jeremy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:53:32

I was just thinking that Evil

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:53:37

Tim just shot himself in the foot.

Poor Mrs Spoon. She's right, they are in cahoots. As much as their tiny brains allow.

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:53:47

Stella Mark II is the blonde in animal print.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:53:48

Her face didn't crack under pressure. That's some impressive Botox.

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:54:15

Fake Stella looks like Phoebe Buffet. We've also got Posho Ross, who else looks like a 'Friend' when you squint?

No way surely Stella can't wriggle out of this?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:54:18

Idiots! Francesca fucked up the product. Blame her!!!

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:54:18

Oh here we go, I'm only 23...

Allthingspretty Wed 08-May-13 21:54:20

A little bit..yes

Fake Stella aka Francesca aka the blonde sulky Maffs Genius on the left.

CuthbertDibble Wed 08-May-13 21:54:23

If Rebecca stays it will be lovely to see the, so genuine, hugs and kisses back at the house smile

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:54:34

Oh my god, allthings, you're right, Tim is Mike Newton!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:54:35

I'm 23?!!!!

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:54:40

Tim looks older than 23

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:54:59

fake stella is francesca kitkat

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:55:14

Kitkat. The blonde one, she looks like Stella, last year winner who took srlan to a tribunal. Think shell go.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:55:27

Good. He doesn't like crying.

I don' need trouble. But it's cracking telly, so you're in for a few more weeks

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 21:55:45

OctoMan for the chop

Glittertwins Wed 08-May-13 21:55:50

Pot and Kettle springs to mind Mr Sugar!

naffedoff Wed 08-May-13 21:56:10

Oh! poor NiceButDim

Tim but Dim is out the door

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:56:12

They lost by a lot more than what she cost them spoiling some of the beer.

Aww. Poor Tim sad

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:56:19

Not surprised, by Tim!

Pore ol Tim the T-TRexer
Can't say I'm sorry. He didn't have a satisfactory nickname.
Poor Mrs Spoon will be all over knives now.

meso Wed 08-May-13 21:56:28

He's only 23 - he'll get over it!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:56:32

Tim was too nice and too dim. Bless.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:56:48


beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:56:53

At least we're not getting the "thank you for the opportunity" line that every contestant trotted out last series.

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:57:04

Poor Timmy

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:57:04

Ha ha ha

Is it going to be posho girls vs chav girls from now on then?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:57:35

Careful Rebecca he will drink your blood.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:58:09

Probably Sue.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:58:11

So, is it on tomorrow? Or next week?

What no fake screams of delights Jessica Wabbit?

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 21:58:21

I like Leah - defending Mrs Spoon against bitch-Luisa even in her absence.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 21:58:22

oooh the look from eyeliner to rebecca

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 21:58:36

When did the other team go to Belgium? How come they're all there now?

ChippingInLovesSunshine Wed 08-May-13 21:58:38

Oh god help us - flat pack furniture. I don't think any of them could put a bit of flat pack together, let alone design it grin

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:58:49

Okay, me for bed! See you next week!

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:58:55

Next week I think BOF.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:59:08

Yes norniron was commendable there

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 21:59:11

Oh shit - bloody Wednesdays. Will miss the start every week!

Anyone for Dara?

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:00:00

I was wondering that red,

I don't ghink the boardroom thing happens right away

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 22:00:15

Everyone on to BBC2, time for lovely Dara!

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:00:42

Am on BBC2 already.
Who will the the guests tomight? I liked that comedian yesterday.

Indeed. Just going to make a quick cuppa. <glamorous>

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 22:00:58

I'm in a quandry. Dara, or Parks & Recreation?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 22:01:27

I'm always for Dara!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:02:21

This is even funnier than the episode.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 22:02:38

I liked Green & Blacks woman yesterday, hope they can get her again.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:02:42


Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:03:10


Blimes, what's he come as?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:03:42

Hmmph. Tim looks... exactly the same. No magical Dara-show transformation for him.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:03:59

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be Robson and jerome.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:04:18

One of the Jersey Boys, Sue?

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 22:05:12

<snort> Hazel, brilliant observation grin

Xmasbaby11 Wed 08-May-13 22:05:23

he looks like a vicar

Arf, at R&J

If I owned that pub they're dissing <hip> I'd be v cross at Surralun

Fucksakes, I hate it when Dara gets his mate Ed on
He's shit. And they're shit and sixth formy together.

KitKatShoes Wed 08-May-13 22:06:34

I don't want green n blacks woman - she makes me hungry

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 22:06:36

I went out to put the kettle on and seem to have come back into the 1950s

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:06:39

Do you know, I've just twigged that they were saying the KEG beer festival. I was wondering why the Kent Beer Festival was in Putney.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 22:07:02

Ed Byrne sent me into labour.

meso Wed 08-May-13 22:07:30

Oh really Hazel - I was wondering about that too!

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:07:45

Really? Keg? I thought they were saying Kent too.

Xmasbaby11 Wed 08-May-13 22:08:00

It wasn't the Kent festival? Ohh..

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 22:08:05

YoureAllABunch Just had a horrible picture in my mind of Ed giving you a sweep grin

Jesus, Youre. That's too vommy for words

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:08:53

Oh, it WAS the Kent BF?


YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 22:09:51

nightsky - that is even more disturbing as one of my female friends is a dead ringer for Ed Byrne.

But no, it was laughing at his stand up show on Tv

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:10:02

I could watch Karen's despair all night. Ha ha

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:10:22

It wasn't quite as fucked-up as the great perfume/maths fuck up of a few years ago, was it?

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:11:41

what was the maths (I'm not listening as I can't type and hear at same time it seems)

Steffanoid Wed 08-May-13 22:11:48

I LOVE eyebrows' dress down clothes, he looks like a cool kid!

Her, the brown haired one with the face like a collapsed weasel
Who is she?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:11:59

Interesting, Bastards - my sister has been told that she looks like Ed Byrne...

I also have a friend who is the spit of Noel Fielding. She is a she too.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:12:01

Ha ha

I like the fangs and eyes


BOF Wed 08-May-13 22:12:02

Tim needs a comb-forward and he could be a Beatle.

meso Wed 08-May-13 22:12:02


HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:12:35

She needs to eat a sandwich, Sue. She would look less corpse-like.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:12:52

If tim was a Beatle he would be Ringo. Defo.

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 22:13:03

"Bunch of girls" - he can fuck right off, patronising twunt.

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Wed 08-May-13 22:13:11

Count / David Guest also reminds me of Frank Sidebottom

BOF Wed 08-May-13 22:13:11

Hazel! I know a woman who is uncannily like Ross Noble. We could collect a full set for a kerrazy night out.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:13:16

Fat ankles.


Which Beatle, Boff? And did you ever shag one?

I've got a female noel fielding friend too!
She's very young, early 20s. She may grow into someone else.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-May-13 22:14:38

Sara Cox has Rebecca spot on there

BOF Wed 08-May-13 22:16:11

He's probably a John, Sue. And I don't think I've ever shagged any of them, but a bloke did give me a cheeky thumbs aloft gesture once.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:16:13

Hes tigger isn't he?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:16:58

Fuck I am a genius.

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:17:01

My Noel Fielding is mid-30's.
She can pass for Kat Slater, if someone doesn't dare suggest she looks like a bloke.

Anyone else got any friends or family who look like male comedians?
Anyone's mum look like Dara?

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:17:15

haha Chubb!! he agrees

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:17:44

Tee-hee at thumbs-aloft.

Thumbs aloft? Did you check for jowls? Did he try to sing at you?
You need to be careful. Macca doesn't like to be single.

That's embarrassingly unfunny

I have decided that I have a brilliant business idea. I want to become a distiller and make MN Gin.

Not me, obvs I am hilarious. The song.

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 22:21:33

Self aggrandising little shit, but Neil NeckBeard is right, he did get stuck in.

Neil NeckBeard, I like :D

meso Wed 08-May-13 22:22:10

Neil Neckbeard is getting right on my tits already!

BOF Wed 08-May-13 22:22:28

MN gin would definitely be a winner. It could have a leopard print label.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:24:08

kurt and neil look very similar to me ( I think I have a problem with facial recognition though)

BOF Wed 08-May-13 22:25:32

THAT'S my trouble, Moln. That's why I always suspect I've shagged them.

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 22:26:34

YY, I have a problem with facial recognition too moln. Half of the candidates look the same to me. blush

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:27:13

Neil Neckbeard looked alright in that coaty shot.

At the beginning of next week I will do a link to pictures with names, will that help? <helpful>

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 22:28:48

Several of the boys look too alike for me to distinguish.

Seriously though did you see silver fox in the towel right at the beginning? I mean clearly he'd been standing there like that since 4am waiting to be caught off guard but I appreciated it all the same.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:28:50

maybe sue, but I have it open right now. I'm a lost cause.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:29:44

I've developed an interest in Silver Fox...

He had, Chubb.
but I too appreciated the thought :D

Moln, links with OUR names. That'll make sense <soothes>

MrsBertMacklin Wed 08-May-13 22:30:59

Looks like they're making a chair of dicks next week confused

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:31:22

ah yes that help, maybe.

I'm not fick honest

evilgiraffe Wed 08-May-13 22:31:26

Chub, that is EXACTLY what happened grin He is definitely the prettiest of the lot, for sure.

Next Wednesday at 9 is it?
See you then.

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 22:33:05

Yes please, Sue, that would help.

Think I must be face blind. sad

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 22:33:24

It's going to confuse me, being on Wednesdays - it belongs on Tuesday.

Moln Wed 08-May-13 22:33:42

see you next week with my venn diagram (dunno how it'll help but it'll look good on a flip chart)

SonOfAradia Wed 08-May-13 22:46:17

Am liking it. But a surprising number of the candidates appear to be made of plastic.

RedPencils Wed 08-May-13 22:48:22

Here's hoping for another early morning alarm call, takin Silver Fix completely by half naked surprise.

JillJ72 Wed 08-May-13 23:21:25

Natalie = Nicola Stapleton

DH is not impressed by Jessica Rabbit. I, however, thank Sralan (actually, Lalan) for the Silver Fox.

Pretty amazed how much bawling Spoons must have done between takes. Some serious bawling!!

Jinsei Wed 08-May-13 23:38:21

Not surprised that she had a good cry tbh. The other women were really ganging up on her - tantamount to bullying in my view.I was glad to see Leah standing up for her.

JillJ72 Thu 09-May-13 06:45:21

Not their finest moment. I think Spoons has potential, and I think that's why they targeted her. And that's what it was - blatant targeting, underhand, v unpleasant to watch. Unfounded, I think. And even if it was founded, that sort of behaviour says far more about them and their strategy than Spoons.

YY to Leah (norniron) standing up for Spoons. That says a lot about Leah too (positively).

GetOrfMoiLand Thu 09-May-13 07:00:19

Leah has got a good look of disdain. She is probably already sick of hanging around with aggressive, thick twats.

Poor old Spoons. She shouldn't have cried though. I reckon her card is marked for that.

I think thingummy is a good advert for NOT wearing coloured contacts. She looks like an alien. She is probably really pretty under all that trashy make up <sniffs>

I loathe shorty asian gervaise. He is a spiteful bully imo. LOVE Mark Ronson/Jason. He reminds me of that posho bloke in series one who absolutely pissed himself laughing with Saira at the wolf fleeces in the QVC episode. That was the best apprentice ever.

Maryz Thu 09-May-13 07:51:20

Just marking place to catch up on all the bitchiness later.

ds1 "borrowed" my ipad last night, so it was watch OR post.

Quick summary: Almost all the girls are bitches (but secretly I quite like Uma, or whatever her name is). With the boys, I can't get past the eyebrows and the beards. So they are still a completely amorphous gang confused

TSSDNCOP Thu 09-May-13 08:04:40

I remarked to DH that Fox must have stood in that doorway for hours to make sure we saw he was ripped.

Which makes it even more curious that he subsequently wore a green jacket/black trousered outfit that made him look like a coach driver.

arabesque Thu 09-May-13 10:05:34

Luisa and that other one really showed their nasty side last night, ganging up on Rebecca like that.
Fair play to Leah who kept out of the bullying in the boardroom and stuck up for her in the house.

OliviaMMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 09-May-13 10:30:47


Fucksakes, I hate it when Dara gets his mate Ed on
He's shit. And they're shit and sixth formy together.

What Blasphemy is this?!
Ed Byrne is hilarious.

Fakebook Thu 09-May-13 10:43:42

I absolutely loathe the Jessica Rabbit Slash Einstein woman. After seeing these pics of her I can't stand her anymore. I bet her son/daughter is proud. hmm.

KatoPotato Thu 09-May-13 11:02:18

Found Uzma's youtube makeup channel!

KatoPotato Thu 09-May-13 11:02:28
Chubfuddler Thu 09-May-13 11:24:00

She described herself as Jessica rabbit/Duracell bunny/Einstein??

What a twat.

limitedperiodonly Thu 09-May-13 12:14:03

I definitely like Miles better with his clothes off but facially he looks too much like that creepy Mr Loophole speeder and rapist apologist extradordinaire


TSSDNCOP Thu 09-May-13 17:26:40

Jessica Rabbit oozed glamour and old times Hollywood style.

Luisa does not.

limitedperiodonly Thu 09-May-13 18:13:01

No. she doesn't, does she?

I liked her sexy jim jams but I thought they wouldn't last. But then she won't either.

Just watching the first one.

WTF is the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit. Jesus fucking H Christ.

And EXCUSE ME but he so does not look like Freddie Mercury

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 09-May-13 18:43:52

Now, you see, I read TSSDNCOP's comment as:

I remarked that Dr Fox must have stood in that doorway for hours to make sure we saw he was ripped.

And I thought - really ??

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 09-May-13 18:44:22

And, limited - he SO looks like Mr Loophole!

limitedperiodonly Thu 09-May-13 19:02:44

I feel you may have too much invested in this freddieM

grin deluded fool he is.

Maryz Thu 09-May-13 19:38:24

Which one is Jessica Rabbit?

I'm confused. Even looking at those photographs I can't work out which one she is [baffled]

Glittertwins Thu 09-May-13 19:38:34

I'm living in fear of bumping into that bimbo now. She is too close for comfort...and I will be very careful where I buy cupcakes from too!

Fakebook Fri 10-May-13 10:51:29

Maryz, Jessica Rabbit is the one who complained about Uzma and the designer talking about putting "10%" on the bottle of beer. She made a big deal that it was wasting time, and that the design looked bad.

limitedperiodonly Fri 10-May-13 11:28:36

She was so rude to the designer but she's so thick I don't think she realised it.

I liked it when he pushed himself back and let Jessica Einstein and Uzma bicker over him and then just glanced at the camera. Then Uzma made this big show of 'as we were saying before we were so rudely interrupted' and he'd completely switched off.

SlowlorisIncognito Sat 11-May-13 22:25:00

They clearly ganged up on Rebecca cos she is good at selling and good sellers often get through. Well, that's what I thought anyway. I think Uzma is very antagonistic, and Luisa is just a bitch. Leah is nice for standing up for Rebecca in her absence, and Maffsfail is nice for not completely dropping her in it in the boardroom.

I can understand why it's hard for Surrallan though when he doesn't get to see the caff of shame negotiations like we do.

I didn't realise Uzma was meant to be asian until someone pointed it out on this thread or another one. Is she trying to pass for white, or just mental?

aloiseb Mon 13-May-13 04:29:47

Just found her on Youtube. Most frightening thing I've seen all morning. shock.
I think most of the women are on the wrong programme, and thought they were auditioning for Snog Marry Avoid.

thenightsky Mon 13-May-13 21:04:54

Why is it not on again tonight? confused

OliviaMMumsnet (MNHQ) Mon 13-May-13 22:07:11

It's on Wednesdays.

thenightsky Mon 13-May-13 22:11:37

thank you Olivia.

Woo hoo! It's Wednesday! I'm half poster, half MACHINE, baby.

Ah, but you are but a one trick pony Sue. Whereas I am a whole field of ponies.


Is it wrong to admit that Stuart Baggs The Brand was my favourite ever love to hate apprentice?

Dammit, you're right. I am also Einstein and Jessica Rabbit and Roseanne Barr too

I loved Baggs too. What did we call him? How quickly we forget <sniffs>

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 18:00:48

I can't remember any of them <weeps>

My brain is deteriorating with old age.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:09:04

Flat pack furniture tonight!!!!

Half poster half machine? grin

Chockyeggpants Wed 15-May-13 18:21:05

"Shut up you shit." ( to Jason)
This man is epic.

SILLY shit. The silly is important.

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 18:24:42


That picture is epic Sue.

I wonder why the photographer placed those executive balls just there? grin

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:38:03

Sue, I can never unsee that sight!

MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BMW6 Wed 15-May-13 18:38:06

Just going to bleach my eyeballs after seeing Stuart "The Brand" Baggs naked (shudder)......

I'm having liquer coffee with The Apprentice - with dark rum, yum yum!!

BOF Wed 15-May-13 18:46:58

Can we have a new thread for tonight? It gets hard to load for me once it's this big.

Tee2072 Wed 15-May-13 18:53:31

Go for it BOF, start a new one.

I already hate eyebrow man because of the way he swears at the other candidates. I mean, I know that WE all find it funny, but he is trying to get a position with sralan where he will be in charge of a company.

How on earth will he treat staff? If anyone at work referred to me as anything with the word shit or pleb in it, I'd be straight on to HR.

Its insulting and derogatory to the candidates that he is using these phrases at and I am hoping that he will be pulled up about it in a hugely humiliating fashion in the boardroom at some point.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:10:39

I come from a working background of swearing and occasional physical violence. My boss once chased someone into the toilets and hammered on the cubicle raging: 'Come out and face me, you cowardly cunt.'

Being called a silly shit wouldn't register for me.

limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:19:46

Actually, that's not true. If the Count swore at me I'd swear back. If someone senior to me did it I'd swallow it. From some of the people I've known, 'you silly shit' would be affectionate.

You're all silly shits <said with love>

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too? To make it homely, like?

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:26:16

here you go a lovely new thread for BOF

Maryz Wed 15-May-13 19:27:24


just so no-one feels left out, like


limitedperiodonly Wed 15-May-13 19:51:20

Will I have to put the Baggs pic on the new thread too?

Yes please. Love Baggs. Loved Tre Azam too.

Am going now maryz bossy shit

kungfupannda Wed 15-May-13 21:40:00

This is the first time I've seen it - what's with the makeup?!

[hides behind the sofa]

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