The Voice! Rumour has it Danny gets his flirt on tonight. Will we poke our eyes out now, to be on the safe side?

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The internets abound with rumours of Danny O'Dodgem's flirting, Will-He-Won't-He's jackets and random West End stars being told they're.............. too musical theatre.

Will Jessie J keep on keeping on with the pleather?
Will S'Toma finally nod off?

Can't wait <bounces>

Oodsigma Sat 27-Apr-13 17:33:40

grin dh is off so I might just have to watch tomorrow with the thread for company.

Oh no. We'll have no dropping out on my watch. Just cos it's sunny and people have social lives and shit. NO. Sit you down on a pretend twirly chair and bitch on the internets, darn you.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 17:48:22

I'm in! I can't wait! Danny is so the unloved one at the end. And Jessie need la to improve her poker face when she turns round for a duff act. I have Sauvignon blanc and salty popcorn grin

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 17:52:05

I've just order Chinese take-away in anticipation grin

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 18:34:59

Hello everyone, hope its not to shouty tonight, got a stinking headache.

Will. de. beast says he gets his jackets especially made to hide his belly. <loves him a little bumit more>

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 18:35:55

bit not bumit shock

Though on second thoughts....

Will-you-bummit? grin

Oodsigma Sat 27-Apr-13 18:43:06

It so calls for a drinking game but am bf/children all ill

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 18:44:57

Not tonight darling I have a headache <wilts>

ommmward Sat 27-Apr-13 18:46:23

<poised over big red button waiting for top singing talent>

Poor headachey internet bitchez. Is it the weather? Not here in the sunny SW <basks>

I have possibly the UK's last remaining packet of Malteaster crack bunnies and am GOOD TO GO BABY.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 18:56:21

I will swap a bunny for a handful of cheese popcorn and a swig of white wine grin

Oh, I don't share crack bunnies. I can't.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 19:16:57

Crack bunnies are so last season.
Teaser bars are the new black.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 19:17:02

Well. In that case I'm going to put in your mind the thought of danny licking them before you eat them. Ha ha!

Bleee <vom>

Teaser bars are Not Right. They have too much teaser to chocolate in their make up. Ratios all wrong.

ommmward Sat 27-Apr-13 19:22:02

Watching walk off the earth on youtube. Worried that this is going to ruin The Voice later, what with how WOTE can really really really sing...

Maryz Sat 27-Apr-13 19:23:46

What time is is on? BGT is on atm, isn't it?

Just marking place, as I might actually go out for a drink with dh shock - we have a child-free house tonight and if we stay here he might expect me to talk to him or worse

<snurk>

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 19:25:19

Teaser bars are lush.
You are wrong.

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 19:26:53

can't wait, I have beer, cheese and a hot water bottle

ToomuchWaternotWine Sat 27-Apr-13 19:27:21

Hello, can I join in please? I have been watching on bbc repeats, but am determined to get Ds in bed in time tonight to watch it "live" for once.

Will i be banned if i confess I quite fancy Danny but then I fancy almost anyone twenty to forty with an Irish accent cos I love Irish voices.

Thinking a glass of merlot and some crisps. V envy of the bunnies.

noddyholder Sat 27-Apr-13 19:27:40

I love Danny I know he is cringe but I can't help it

Maryz Sat 27-Apr-13 19:30:06

I used to love Danny. When the Script were a relatively unknown Irish band, I loved them. I think success has gone to his head - and I'm surprised the rest of the band haven't given him a talking to, because they are all very down to earth

ommmward Sat 27-Apr-13 19:31:12

toomuch - I was in Ireland recently, and quite shocked myself with how easy on the ear those irish accents were. You should watch that movie "Leap Year". Full on opportunity for Irish focused perving (if you can bear the rom com context)

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 19:35:04

I'm not in the Danny Haterz club but he doesn't come close to my little Bumit.

8ish Maryzed my dove. 8.05 praps?
All welcome. And I am never wrong.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 19:44:38

I'm in- I won't miss the start tonight as DP has realised how awful BGT is, thankfully.

Maryz Sat 27-Apr-13 19:45:58

I'm going to have to go out [sigh]. Either that or cook hmm.

I think the last time dh and I went out for a meal by ourselves was 1993. I will catch up later.

BGT IS awful. Creepy Walliams. Awful Amanda Holden. And the other ones.
Even Mingehead looks slightly embarrassed at time. Well, OK, maybe not. But he would if he had a soul or a conscience.

Maryz Sat 27-Apr-13 19:49:40

I like DW. I rather enjoy his creepiness blush. Helped by the fact that dd really doesn't like him (rightly so, she is 16, she should dislike ageing pervs).

She likes the two girls for some reason. Apparently they are down to earth [baffled]

ToomuchWaternotWine Sat 27-Apr-13 19:49:41

Thanks for the recommend omm !!

down to earth in my arse. That's just cos they talk common and cry a lot.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 19:54:32

Bo from last years is on the lottery thingy later, I think (wasn't really listening)

cue the entire country 'eh up! I thought Princess Di were dead? She's got right skinny'. Is it likely anyone will remember who the feck she is?

(the entire country speaking northern for the purposes of my imaginings there)

Maryz Sat 27-Apr-13 20:00:15

Exactly Sue. Would you like to tell dd that, please.

Apparently I don't like them because I'm being snobby.

Ah. Well there my argument fails rather. I'm not denying the snob bit grin

chocolatespiders Sat 27-Apr-13 20:02:23

Did someone mention Danny>>>>>SWOOOOOOON

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:02:29

She must have a single out, I saw a pic of her looking al bambi like and talking about her horrible childhood . Or something, I didnt read it <interested>

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:02:48

Now now! Shes on now

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:03:38

Looking old there bambi
Record out on monday,record? She is old.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:04:40

Ooooh yes bo reduced to pressing the button! Love will, and Tom smile can't wait

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:04:54

Who was that on the lottery show?!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:09:30

OOh, you are good at starting the threads, and posting the links, SuePB.

I am (just) a passenger. And I ride and I ride.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:09:48

That was Danny girlfriend.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:10:28

They make it look so exciting on the adverts hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:11:02

Jamie Bruce - probably not BoBambi's rellie.

Jellykat Sat 27-Apr-13 20:11:05

Im in tonight, have cultivated a huge crush on Bill that needs feeding..

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:11:19

Bloody still stuck on BGT anyway angry

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:11:20

Jonny Vegas!

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:11:37

Jamie Bruce. Any relation to bambi he looks as if hes eaten bambi

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:12:20

Got PC on now but it is slow slow slow

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:12:23

I have asserted control. The Voice <settles in>

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:13:10

Its like the Commitments all over again. Once was enough.

I am just here and may be absent <ongoing 6yo meltdown>
Was the big boned golfer good?

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:14:35

Have chucked DH out of the room cause he is chatting to SIL.

I have no chocolate, but I do have champagne.

11yo ago today, I gave birth to my lovely PFB

I think Will Je Suis is just getting his kicks by being surreal now.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:15:36

Happy birthday PFB!

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:15:37

Congratulations Mme smile

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:15:45

Will doesn't want him.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:15:50

S'Toma is worried he's going to be stuck with him.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:16:05

Just pick ffs.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:16:29

I think will changed his mind

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:16:32

I mean happy Birthday to the PFB....read it as 11 days. blush

Grange Sat 27-Apr-13 20:16:58

Why why why?

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:17:00

<wanders in late>

had a sleep, still feel rubbish- hoping tramadol will improve my viewing experiencegrin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:17:09

Aww, he is fab.u.lous

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:17:31

Welshish alert!!

This boy dude looks familiar, has he been on telly before??

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:17:55

Tramadol hey? This might get trippy for you.
Hope you perk up soon, Raahh.

Grange Sat 27-Apr-13 20:18:07

He thinks he's Pulp

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:18:25

Look at his skinny legs! envy

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:18:38

Oh painful.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:18:48

[Grin] the kids singing faces

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:05

I wish I had tramadol or syndol sad <pathetic>

Jarvis/Gareth Malone hybrid there. Odd.

Jellykat Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:13

Geekboy is perturbing hmm

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:15

Thanks hazel
Ha-at Jessie's facial expressions.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:17

He looks like someone.
A lady newsreader?

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:31

I'm shocked he's 22!

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:19:31

I hate this song.

Aw, Danny sees FWEND!

Gwan Gareth, pick Danny. He has skinny legs too.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:20:24

Yeah he is definitely familiar, why ?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:20:27

A body builder for a dad, and Anita Dobson for a mum.
I like him.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:20:48

How can he lift his feet with DMs on?

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:20:50

Not a fan of this kind of singing, but he did it well.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:20:51

Pick will!!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:21:03

The lady that was in corrie years ago.
Poss married to Ashley.
She died.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:21:37

Out on a limb a bit but do you think Danny would be a good shag?

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:21:52

Hazel grin

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:22:01

Roly the poodle?

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:22:06

hazel grin

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:22:18

Poor Dannysad

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:22:34

I think it would be like banging a bag of bones.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:22:45

PMSL at Danny's little hopeful face.

Moomoomee Sat 27-Apr-13 20:23:36

Nerf I think he'd be the kind to cry after then write a poem

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:24:03

Crushed, Danny was crushed.grin

Good shag? Half way through he'd shout 'scream if you wanna go faster'. And he'd smell of unwashed. Also I doubt those arms could support his own weight, so you'd have to go on top.

moomoo - yes. yes he would.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:24:50

OMFG that was a guy!

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:25:06

S'Tom thinks they are all girls.

Is this oldies night down the legion?

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:25:27

moo that's disappointing. Had one of those once on my life already. Hopeful willy .

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:25:34

Noooooooooo leave Marvin alone <covers ears>

Oh fuck, wait for all the 'this is serious music' faces.
Mostly Danny doing the chicken-head, duck-pout combo. It's his classic tun/poultry reaction.

TUNE.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:26:49

The man/woman was good. These people know nuffink.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:27:24

Dos she think she's Jessica Rabbit?

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:27:46

Sue that's put me right off. I shall stick with Tom. Now what's this weird one doing? Sounds all adverty.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:27:50

I know it ridiculous the guy with the feminie voice was great one of the best I've heard so far in this comp.

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:27:51

musical theatre

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:28:29

Her downfall was it was too short. She needed to warble for an extra 3 minutes.

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:28:31

She was rubbish.

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:28:35

DH is watching with me and moaning about everyone & everything. May have to kick him out or kill him

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:11

Are we all at cherelle now ?

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:16

They've all been a bit mediocre so far.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:21

'Doing it for the kids' alert

<downs paracetamol>

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:26

Agree Raahh. I'd go and do Hotel California. And I'd add in an extra chorus or two.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:46

Are we all at cherelle now ?

Is she wearing see through leggings?

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:29:51

Good grief, the leggings shock

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:30:01

off beat

Well of course, there's no actual reason to be in time.

Jellykat Sat 27-Apr-13 20:30:08

Wrong song..

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:30:23

She came in late there. Next!

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:30:37

hazel- that's definitely the way to go.

Oh , look at holly, justifying her salary by babysittinggrin

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:30:38

Yuk no.

I reckon JJ will pick her. Primed, you see.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:00

Oh she's awful...worse than Cheryl!

she will 'see her potential' innit

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:10

this is baaaad

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:14

Ergh this is horrible makeit stop

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:36

Nooooowho turned ?

nancy75 Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:37

Wrong song? Wrong bloody programme, she was awful

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:38

oh no S'Tomsad

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:46

That was very 90's.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:31:59

Wait, what? She was awful. Actually worse than Cheryl.

GoodLord, is that Miss StageSchoolCockernee correcting someone's pronunciation?
Blimes.

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:32:39

I hated that, what was orange Tom thinking?

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:32:50

Ohh littlebairn, we have synced up this week.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:32:55

you don't have to keep up with the tune? on, ok then ...confused

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:33:12

Didn't think that wAs actually possible. Worse than Cheryl. And Tom turned

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:33:20

JJs street innit.

Execution lessons from Jessie J hmm

Moomoomee Sat 27-Apr-13 20:33:52

Danny has 7 acts but no friends

Jakers, they';re having TWELVE each this year? I'll be menopausal by the final

Jellykat Sat 27-Apr-13 20:34:04

They've all been meh this week IMO

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:34:24

Musical theatre bloke.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:34:34

Hooray musical theatre ! Cos we always need that

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:00

He's quite, um, attractive <rubs thighs>

Moomoomee Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:11

If I took DS on here it would just cut to him mouthing everything/banging people over the heads...

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:12

Erk.

Next.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:26

Hes quite dishy.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:27

He is a bit orange tho

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:35:42

He does look a bit constipated though.

I love musical theatre men. I want one.
It's shaming how they never pick them. As if any one of the twirly chair lot could perform six nights a week and twice on Sundays grin
OK, maybe S'Toma could.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:36:09

Danny's chair dancing cracks me up.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:36:11

Good job he has his looks.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:36:29

There's a definite theme to the song choices.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:36:50

Sue I'd be happy to test the Tom theory ...

Willabywallaby Sat 27-Apr-13 20:36:54

Tom always waits til the last moment.

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:37:18

He's hot!

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:37:21

'West ham'
<arf>

Nerf, what are you drinking, hormone juice? grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:37:26

The box.
The box of musical theatricality.

Grange Sat 27-Apr-13 20:37:44

Euww no Nerf!!

He is hot. Oi, Raah - he'd make a good Jesus, non?

Mmmm, loooookssss.....

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:38:01

He just go better look g once he spoke...

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:38:01

I reckon Jessie will end up in musical theatre.

It's a good box, Hazel
Box fresh box

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:38:26

Chicago for sure

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:38:30

Jesus Nerf envy

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 20:38:50

Oooooh he's a bit tasty.

Jessie will do Wicked.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:39:07

grin Just preparing myself for a child free Sunday morning. I know what dh will be thinking . grin

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:39:13

Will is always trying to get people to go with Tom hmm

Is that the same guy?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:39:45

So, my makeup artist friend 'did' JJ v recently.
The goss is... she was really nice. Properly friendly. Got the teas and coffees in. Has nice skin. Had a KERAZEEEEEE fan approach (the whole crying malarky), and she handled it like a really nice person.

Jeepers, your man is terrible. He reminds me of Dead Mate's Mate, the spiv one.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:40:35

We call you S'Toma, Tom. With affection.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:40:37

Danny is soooooo needy.

Shut up Hazel.
Just means she's canny enough to be nice to the people who can make her look shit, innit?
<sticks fingers in ears>

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 20:41:06

Will has really ramped up the sur. re. al this week. confused

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:41:08

shock I thought he was gonna say Daddy...

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:41:26

did they save all the shit acts for tonight's show?

My word, she actually looks like Barbie. She has those perfect legs.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:41:42

Danny will shit himself when he sees her

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:41:55

I think Jj is prob okay - can believe the nice story. Blimey that one has legs like a giraffe !

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:42:05

This girl looks familiar.

Ohhhh- Hollyoaks....

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:42:20

I recognised her form Hollyoaks!
SHe was the scally, Newt's friend.

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:42:22

Gosh, she has lovely legs.

What are you all doing watching Hollyoaks? It's for teenagers, no?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:42:52

Danny did not recognise her from Hollyoaks.
He was primed.
PRIMED I tell you.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:43:17

hazel I find JJ highly irritating but I've always got the impression underneath it all she is actually a decent nice person.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:43:28

hazel- she got murdered, i think.

At least Danny is happy.grin

PRIMED

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:43:35

I love HO so much. It is my not very secret pleasure, about which I don't even feel guilty.
(Bad syntax)

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:43:52

Sue- I watch any old rubbish.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:44:03

Sad music time, sob story alert.

zat a wet look perm? Not seen one of them for a while

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:44:33

Bit embarrassing for Danny to have admitted that he secretly watches Hollyoakes.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:44:47

Is this going to be scut price Bo?

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:44:54

How did he save her life? Is it another kid dials 999 story?

Lord help me, but will you all STOP wearing those leggings? All of you.

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:09

Does she think she's on XFactor??

Squeezing a few tears out.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:11

Jeez stop with the leggings . At least I wear a long top.

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:17

Think she has curly hair, not a perm. The wee lad has the cutest curls.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:19

CUT price.

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:31

what the feck is she wearing on her legs

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:45:46

Pretendy voice.

kid dials 999 grin
I dunno, they skated over that a bit.

Why are we only doing shite 90s dance tonight?

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:46:18

Eek.

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:46:20

She is a bit scary, isn't she?

Angry. She's like a blonde Tracey Beaker.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:46:41

Legs like a giraffe? This one? A rhino, maybe.

'frowing', hear that Jessie?

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:46:47

Oh God.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:47:01

BOF

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:47:05

Hope she holds newborns better than she holds a tune.

She is so keying their cars now

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:47:42

Don't answer back to the judges, girly.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:47:45

Sorry! BOF giraffe reference for the Danny Barbie one earlier!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:48:03

She was murdered, wasn't she? By Silas. Ray, wasn't it?
She was deaded when they were getting rid of a couple, just to make up numbers.

Wonder what we'll see the lovely Brendan in next? never has pale and a 'tache looked so good

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 20:48:10

She looks like Waynetta Slob fgs.

Gobby. Tracey Beaker, see?
She will batter S'Toma and nut Jessie now.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:48:32

Omg sue, she so is

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:48:58

grin @Hazel

You haven't wanted it for such a long time. You're 24.

Sort out the sob story and audition for XF, love.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:49:27

She was SO 90's, wasn't she? Are they 'back'?
The CND earrings, the chunky trainers, the bright leggings...
The dancing!

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:49:37

Looks ten years older than Jessie.
Just say no kids.

TwllBach Sat 27-Apr-13 20:49:45

I'm a little bit behind you all but I would ride musical theatre Portuguese man so hard we would roll right off the stage <frustrated>

I would also be all over Danny, as long as he stopped dancing.

I stopped watching for the music a long time ago...

Jakers Hazel, are you still on that geeky boy? grin

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:50:45

FFS I hate the exploitation of using kids on these shows.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:50:53

fgs- she out. Stop miking the exit.

Another girl band reunion. With blue hair.

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 20:50:54

How old is Danny if he signed at 27? He looks about 12!

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:51:07

ooh, we are sooooo crazy girls

I am tired just looking at them

Twll, you are obviously very sick. Get help.

Tracey Beaker woman is prolly alright as a singer but I'm a bit confused as to how she's so 90s at her age. How does that work?

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 20:51:33

I didn't know Gok Wan was a lesbian.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:51:51

Oh God on too old for these two

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:52:00

I'm

Grange Sat 27-Apr-13 20:52:02

Little Mix oaps

Oh, look. They're so different, in the sense of being exactly the same as every other hipster type try-hards.
They want some bands though, so someone will turn. PRIMED.

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:52:27

BOF grin

What is a Nu-Tarna? Like Nu-Buck?

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:05

Oh. I hate them already.

SoulTrain Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:06

These two are getting right on my tits.

Evening all.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:08

Fuck. I posted wrong link!!

www.google.co.uk/search?q=brendan+hollyoaks&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=tip8UfK4NMqu0QX5ioGgDg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1274&bih=592THIS is pale and tache loveliness.

'Puter running slow tonight. As am I. Was lured in by reports of how nice the Aldi gin is. I think I agree. I forget.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:46

I don't like them - gobby pair <humph>

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:47

Aww. And now I can't do links.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:53:54

O god they are awful

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:00

they're going to ve hard to handle

Oooo, she gonna be STROPPY

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:06

Ugh. They're tiresome

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:08

Gosh Jessie talk about getting a sly bitchy dig in no need.

No one likes a show off.

I feel sorry for wiil.i.am, almost but not quite grin

BedHanger Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:24

Oh my, girl in the hat is irritating.

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:32

Shut your gob baby.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:34

They will be hard work.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:37

From a spiritual book?
Which one? Is it by Jacqueline Wilson?

They ARE tiresome, just the word. So very.

NorbertDentressangle Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:54

Did DD hear right? Did one of those young women have a kid called Cookie?

ommmward Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:55

WILL I AM must have serious buyers remorse with these two

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:54:58

Someone give that girl some Ritalin!

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 20:55:03

YY Gok Wan but stroppy. Nightmare duo.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:55:08

poor Hazel grin

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 20:55:41

ROAR at that, Hazel!

They are awful.

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:55:46

Yes but I'm hoping that Cookie is just a nickname.

I read a spiritual book once. It didn't tell me to start a lesbian hipster band and bounce round the telly high on skittles and my own sense of self-importance. Did I read it wrong?

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:00

Do these people not have mirrors?

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:14

did she skin dive into a tin of cuprinol

That's not a personal shopper.

SoulTrain Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:34

Is this the "no" week?

Grange Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:36

This is a bad week. Buyers remorse- like it ommm

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:44

grin Personal shopper

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:56:45

I though she said she was now kooky blush

God, all these shouty Tesco Mary types. Would you want to listen to them sing, really? It's not exactly a nice sound, is it? Someone straining?

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:57:34

Gosh I guess Julio really did get around....

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:57:50

'personal shopper'<snort>

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 20:57:57

omfg

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 20:58:36

It's Nu-Tarna. Just checked twitter

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:58:41

What hashe come as? a pimp?

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 20:58:53

Nice jumper. Shame about the shades. And the hat.

ooh that coat looks cosy

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:58:54

Poor deluded Ant.

Oh stop it with your specs and your hat. Have a wash.

Jesus Christ - why is this guy channelling Arthur Daley?

altho' somewhat mangy

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 20:59:24

Is it eccentric British people week?

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 20:59:43

Hahaha dog groomer and look at the state of her hair.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 20:59:43

Dog groomer with dog hair. Miaow.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 20:59:51

'dog groomer'
<sits on hands>

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 20:59:53

Awe nice Wills got a new friend.

Of course they turn round. You have scissors.

that's proper hairdresser hair

LittleBairn Sat 27-Apr-13 21:00:46

Worst nightmare singing hairdresser!

AudreyParker Sat 27-Apr-13 21:00:53

It's ShitjobMcTesco week.

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:00:59

Check out the FB profile of Nutella

Arf Sue grin

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:01:12

a returner!

ommmward Sat 27-Apr-13 21:01:20

I love the way we get about 3 shoite seconds of each of them, chairs turn at high speed, then the disappointed look. We could get through about 50 tonight this way.

Danny will pretend to recognise him. PRIMED.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:01:42

The frizzy hair works better than the shiny poo on your head

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:01:45

I remember him

oh, definitely not about fame, oh no

Oh dear, Mme. Nutella have a dream, innit?

Defo should have kept the afro

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:02:54

this is all a bit flat

He's got a googly eye in his ear, quick someone alert mr maker!

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:03:27

Although this bit is pretty cool

NU-TARNA'S aim is to Raise awareness and support for vulnerable people suffering with Mental health issues , domestic violence, drug addiction and Child abuse . My dream is to use my music as a platform to one day run my own charity to rehabilitate vulnerable people in our communities, giving hope to those that need guidance assisting them to make better choices in there lives to create a better today and tomorrow.

I am sorry though, cause they are forever Nutella for me.

He's like a little Bruno Blahs.

Oh no, wait. That doesn't work.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:03:57

I'm lost now. Who is this one

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:04:21

What's your background mate?
Yeah right

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:04:24

V nervous for a hasbeen pro.

Bollocks did she. PRIMED.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:04:41

Has Danny ever gone without getting moral support from one of the others?

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:05:10

They haven't got a clue who is his.

And Danny doesn't know exactly what to do with him at all, apart from stalk him.

Danny wants to be his BFF. They will sing Seal songs together and sway.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:06:12

Poor Danny, the more vino I swig back the more I am tempted by fairground attraction

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:06:12

Aw, Danny just wants a nice person who will love him.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:06:26

Bill is amusing himself, bless

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:06:27

Who is this guy?

I love love love Will.i.am

Here is something really cool. Click on his name.

He doesn't Boffles. He wants EVERYONE to love him. It's only a matter of time before he sniffs out the hate on this thread and comes to try and charm up.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:00

The more I see Will.i.am the more I think he's bonkers

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:05

Danny's face!!!

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:15

I had first dibs on will <glares>

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:15

Damn. Doesn't work on Mumsnet .

When you write will.i.am on Twitter, you can click on it. You may have to copy and paste here

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:23

crushed, again, Danny

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:27

I think Danny will be amusing himself later. With lube.

More Bill.he's.Not

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:07:58

Geetar! Geetar!!

Geetar!!

What is Will.I.Am.On? Is he swooping like an owl or stinging like a butterflea?

He'll offer you some candy floss and a go on the waltzers. He'll tell you about his early 'career'. He'll write shiteola poetry for y'all.
Be warned.

LottieJenkins Sat 27-Apr-13 21:08:21

Nate James lives near me and sung at the wedding reception of the daughter of someone i know..............

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 21:08:31

nooooo

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:08:36

Danny will be impressed by his strumming.

Oh do fuck off

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:08:56

Mini Will.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:09:25

Why didn't Danny turn?
A BOGOF (and a geetar) of friends.
And a quiff.

Oh, she's sharp. If she could speak, she'd be dangerous.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:09:43

geraldine

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:01

33? No way.

Actually falling off the sofa larfing at the Adele pic.

<watch the birdy love. Both of them>

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:03

Adele tribute act?

Team Tom!

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:04

Its like an overeaters anonymous meeting tonight.

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:15

geriatric Adele

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:20

Jane MacDonald!

So Geraldine. And we thought we'd not get another one.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:54

Pub singer/ cruise ships

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:10:58

I suspect I am not frail and needy enough to appeal to waltzer Danny.
This ones a Tom one for sure!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:11:10

She's even dressed right. A chiffon tent. Wi' sparkly bits.

navada Sat 27-Apr-13 21:11:13

33? - she looks about 50.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:11:33

Christ no shock

S'Toma won't know what to do with her. She's already singing 80s music and wearing a sparkly tunic.

I wonder if her tribute involves stalking and foul mouthed ranting, a la Adele?

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:11:46

Here is a tip for anyone who fancies going on The Voice or other show like it. Don't sing an Annie Lennox song.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:00

Kerrching - team Tom

(stalking songs, before she sues me)

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:09

Poor S'Tom. You have been set upsad

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:09

Leanne V2.1

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:15

Cod would savage her on S&B.

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:26

Yes! Tom came through for the Adele girl

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:12:29

I knew tom would turn he likes big shouty women.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:13:08

JJ made a face.
I don't think she likes Adele.
They were at school together, weren't they?

There's a compliment, Will.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:13:30

Has anything been REAL tonight?

Gordon Chisholm.

Sounds like jism <childish>

Nerfmother Sat 27-Apr-13 21:13:59

Dh sole contribution so far - Chisholm, snigger

hurricanewyn Sat 27-Apr-13 21:14:13

DH is still complaining about this, but I think he's sneakily enjoying himself

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:14:13

An ageing rocker. Oh good.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:14:27

I bet he's related to Malcolm Chisholm, the Edinburgh MP. He looks the spitting image.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:14:31

"it's never happened". Take the hint mate

A Scouser, Bof. Do you know him?

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 21:14:41

scone, that's the first thing I said too

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:15:07

Nice mullet

DippyDoohDahDay Sat 27-Apr-13 21:15:32

Seriously thought his surname was jisom ..

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:15:49

OMG I think I've shagged the scouser shock

LucilleBluth Sat 27-Apr-13 21:15:59

It's so shit this week that it's sooooo good

Tippi (nice name), quite.
Colin the Rock God, eh? Bless him.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:16:09

Very pub singer.

I KNEW IT BOFFLES

<happy>

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:16:27

Sue shock. I do.

LucilleBluth Sat 27-Apr-13 21:16:30

Don't do it Tom

shock

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:16:50

Cringe

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:17:02

Don't dance!

LucilleBluth Sat 27-Apr-13 21:17:24

Is he out of Spinal Tap, Jesus.

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:17:55

Details BOF.

BOF Sat 27-Apr-13 21:17:59

Was very nice, but I can't say the noises he made were tuneful.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:18:02

Perfect match? That's a bit of an insult surely.

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:18:02

pmsl @ BOF

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:18:11

Love it, BOFFLES.
I too wondered if you knew the scouser. I didn't expect that you knew him.

Aw. He looks like the fifth member of Abba. Benny's haggard older brother.

ONS, Boff? Or a meaningful encounter? Will you be having shag-backs all series? <glee>

LucilleBluth Sat 27-Apr-13 21:18:31

Tom has been well and truly bummed tonight.

Do you think he'll do the come face when he sings Bof?

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:19:10

grin @ Sue

cocolepew Sat 27-Apr-13 21:19:21

BOF, you'll be on the sidebar of shame soon!

I bet he WILL do his sex face when he sings. Tell us when, Boffles.

Wolfcub Sat 27-Apr-13 21:19:48

Tom don't look to happy

I like how father and daughter co-ordinated pleather outfits with Jessie J.

He's like a little Olly Murs. Did you have a pop on him too, Boff? Murs?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:20:21

I hope he gets through.
Then you can do a kiss and tell. On here, if neccessary.

I was so hoping he would do 'your sex is on fire'

LucilleBluth Sat 27-Apr-13 21:20:46

Shit.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:20:46

What about his curly-haired friend?
Do you know him?

But this is just as good <roars>

Raahh Sat 27-Apr-13 21:21:05

he's like a little Bryan Adams.

jeez, I hate Bruno Marrs.

TippiShagpile Sat 27-Apr-13 21:21:26

Rubbish (sorry BOF)

MmeLindor Sat 27-Apr-13 21:21:34

Oh, BOF. How could you?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 27-Apr-13 21:21:37

OMG, if Danny picks him, they will become friends.
THEN YOU CAN SHAG DANNY

Moomoomee Sat 27-Apr-13 21:22:08

Danny Danny Danny.