Anyone else really looking forward to the dogging docu on C4? !

(452 Posts)
Nancy66 Thu 04-Apr-13 21:13:33

...I know it's grubby but it's also fascinating.

sailorsgal Thu 04-Apr-13 21:17:10

Well can't say looking forward to it but will see if its worth watching. I don't think I knew what dogging was until I found mumsnet. grin

malteserzz Thu 04-Apr-13 21:24:21

I am ! Looks interesting

Dinosaurhunter Thu 04-Apr-13 21:26:25

Yes ! I just sent a text round to a few friends instructing them to watch channel 4 at 10pm , I'm quietly laughing to myself because they will switch on and think I'm a complete weirdo .

Sunnywithshowers Thu 04-Apr-13 21:27:37

Thanks for the reminder smile

KayHunt Thu 04-Apr-13 21:29:55

I'm interested to see where they are as there's a big dogging community near me apparently.

Nancy66 Thu 04-Apr-13 21:30:13

How many old dears will be tuning in thinking it's about pets...

insertname Thu 04-Apr-13 21:35:34

Its grim tho isn't it? For some reason I really want to watch it but I'm questioning my motives! Its a bit of a pervy thing to watch, even tho I'm trying to pretend its an interesting psychological study..... Sex in cars is one thing, inviting an audience quite another.

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hairtearing Thu 04-Apr-13 22:06:18

Erm, its a bit graphic!

KayHunt Thu 04-Apr-13 22:06:30

Oh goodness, I'm cringing and I'm quite open with all this sort of thing...

malteserzz Thu 04-Apr-13 22:06:47

Loving the owl mask !

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:07:26

Why do people allow themselves to be filmed?!

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:07:35

That is the crappest disguise ever.
If you knew them, you'd recognise them.

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:07:52

Is that a batman mask, or a melted welly?

hairtearing Thu 04-Apr-13 22:07:59

That man in the mask has quite fucked up eyes someone will recognize him quickly, probably a better disguise was in order.

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:09:06

Just switched over. If you knew that couple you would recognise them wouldn't you?

Allthingspretty Thu 04-Apr-13 22:09:27

My thread on chat has gone about this so i am joining this thread

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:09:34

Lynx !!!

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Thu 04-Apr-13 22:09:36

Well, I've just really enjoyed Sewing Bee on iplayer with DD hmm.
Don't feel the need to watch extreme twats extroverts discuss their repulsive way of life.

< sniffs pommander >

Have just switched over to some guy singing the praises of Lynx?? In a mask? Creepy....

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:00

It's go'a be Lynx, Panda.
That or Joop.

(shares tumble)

KayHunt Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:33

I feel sorry for the woman in the dark whatever mask, she says it helps her control, but it's not convincing.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:37

my kids know we go out dogging shock

Tortoise Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:53

I have no idea why I'm watching this!
Terrible masks. And lynx! grin

hairtearing Thu 04-Apr-13 22:10:58

I think that's a bit harsh , no-one is being forced.

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:11:16

I just put it on - are masks a usual part of dogging? Or are they for the cameras benefit?

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:12:37

I think I'd rather meet the Blair Witch than that gruesome twosome in Owl masks in the woods!

KayHunt Thu 04-Apr-13 22:13:03

I would say it's for the cameras

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:13:20

Are they wearing masks because its part if the 'dogging' culture or because they want to hid their identity ? confused

smugmumofboys Thu 04-Apr-13 22:15:44

Ssshhhh! PILs are visiting and have just gone up to bed. DJ made me turn the volume
down. grin

'My kids know we go dogging.' Pure class.

Tortoise Thu 04-Apr-13 22:15:48

I had to pause it because DD age 9 came downstairs!

Ridersofthestorm Thu 04-Apr-13 22:16:28

What's with the fucking owl?

smugmumofboys Thu 04-Apr-13 22:17:08

DH! Not a DJ obv.

Ooo that owl mask is irritating me, it must tickle, omg what's he photographing? shock

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:17:36

The owl must be confused

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:17:43

Fucking owl - good grief they don't do they ! grin

AmberSocks Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:06

yuk its so seedy.

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:20

More masks!

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:24

Oh no a fucking fox !

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:33

Cor...nice bit of murmuration there <grunt>

Just tuned in. Can't be worse than Celebrity Juice.

NotSpartacus Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:36

Do the nightime sequences and the "watchers'" feet remind anyone else of zombie movies?

sailorsgal Thu 04-Apr-13 22:18:39

OMG that dogging song had me in stitches. where do you guys find such stuff! grin

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:19:23

They must have got a job lot. Does seem a bit farcical. It seems more like one of the Comic Strip series than a serious programme.

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:19:41

Doggers.

Added to my list of those we could euthanise live without.

Perk? confused

Furry triangle? confused

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:20:25

70% are lorry drivers, or 70% of lorry drivers?

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 22:20:32

anyone have a lorry driving DH?

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:20:42

How do they find people to interview?!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:20:57

fun with females grin

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:21:14

Always liked Fascinating Aida SailorsGal their song about Easy Jet / Ryan Air is hysterical! smile

Loolah Thu 04-Apr-13 22:21:27

Fox man goes hunting for the furry triangle shock

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:21:30

Anyone else wondering what animal mask they'd have?

omg has he just said it is one if the perks of being a lorry driver!!

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:21:31

When they talk with the masks on it reminds me of that programme where they put voices to the animals talking about inane things / Creature Comforts !

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:22:04

Beaver mask next !

Ridersofthestorm Thu 04-Apr-13 22:22:07

Poor headwig being exposed to such depravity. Seriously... Who's this dude with a fox mask on? WTF!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:22:37

i thought dogging was just watching someone or being watched, this makes it seem like you can just turn up and borrow someone for the night?!

ScrambledSmegs Thu 04-Apr-13 22:22:41

This is probably the weirdest programme I have ever watched.

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:24:07

That's Ricky Gervais' voice, isn't it?

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 22:24:15

Thing is, I think dh and I did a bit of unintentional dogging when we were young. Eeeek

In those days it was borrow his dads car and park up in the woods for a shag. Except I now find its a well known dogging meeting area!!!
Hoping it wasn't back in the 80's!!

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:25:30

QOD - did you wear a mask?

piratecat Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:00

same here, didn't realise there were couples where the woman is lining them up to have sex. i really thought it was watching and wanking.

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:16

Sapphire - I thought dogging was watching other people having sex, not participating in it as well!

She must be freezing.

SwedishEdith Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:32

Are all the voices changed - her voice is very male?

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:43

Watch and Wank ! Funny !

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:47

I thought dogging was when other people watched a couple shagging. This programme is just about men letting random strangers other men shag their wives. All rather odd.

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 22:26:59

No, but I had a big 80's comb over Flock Of Seagulls hair arrangement that possibly looked a bit like the owl mask when I got over excited.

DoctorAnge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:11

Omg how vulnerable are those Women shock

piratecat Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:25

and why is it called dogging?

Ridersofthestorm Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:29

Oh god no, not Bambi!

piratecat Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:49

pmsl at QOD's hair

He was pummelling at her breasts like he was bashing dough, ver sexy.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:27:55

i didn't think myself naive but never knew it's actually like that. never wanted to have a go at it before but didn't bother me either, now it makes me feel a bit odd and queasy

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:28:10

sapphire I think it varies, some people just watch / are watched, others welcome new, er, participants.

The masks make it all seem a bit Blair Witch / Eyes Wide Shut. Surely that doesn't happen all the time? Is there a known dogging accessories site you can buy your masks from?

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:28:53

Also, how do you find out somewhere is a 'well-known dogging area'? Is there a Wikipedia entry or something?

She feels safer when there are more men there. Well, who doesn't enjoy the intimacy of a potential gang rape situation?

EffieTheDuck Thu 04-Apr-13 22:29:48

crying at QOD grin

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:30:34

well i've learnt something new today!
snazzy - i'd guess word of mouth, i've heard about somewhere about 12miles away from me! apparently well known!

ScrambledSmegs Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:07

I believe there is a website. Dogging dot co dot uk

I have not looked, but one of the commenters on the Fascinating Aida song seemed knowledgeable hmm

smugmumofboys Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:18

Hands up who's googled 'dogging sites in....'? Me. Two locally apparently. Who knew? shock

sailorsgal Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:38

someone on mumsnet once linked on here a website you put your postcode in and found your local dogging site.

Allthingspretty Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:41

This ptoramme is very interesting from a soviological point of view. Atill dont understand what happened to my tread in chat. It just went pffft.
Why?

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:43

They MUST be changing the voices, right????

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:31:54

Oh heck this pair ... 'have fun and meet people'... oh dear lord

whoopwhoopbib Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:05

I am a bit confused watching this - how is the woman any different to a prostitute? It seems to me as though she is a prostitute but just doesn't get paid and her dh is her pimp but again doesn't ask for any money.

Dp has also now told me he always wanted to be a lorry driverhmm

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:34

Omg just google dogging areas in your area. Never going down the A20 at night again

FCEK Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:34

I'm watching a film and then watching it on plus one, there's a few dogging sites near us, not that I frequent them btw!!!

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:34

I think it varies, some people just watch / are watched, others welcome new, er, participants.

I thought there was a code - eg lights on for come watch, windows open for male joiner inners only - or some such.

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:36

Where do they find these people? Who on earth decides to try dogging and after a couple of weeks goes on national tv to talk about it? Really odd.

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:47

'it was quite exciting' - said in really bored tone of voice

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 22:32:54

what a nice way to meet people!

7 x 12 hour shifts, where do they get the energy?...

sailorsgal Thu 04-Apr-13 22:33:04

DH has just got up and switched off the telly and announced he is off to read his book. grin

smugmumofboys Thu 04-Apr-13 22:33:16

Came up on a swingers site. Loads of them locally. <cat's bum mouth>

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:33:37

God it would have to be dark to fuck some of these people !

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:34:08

Weirdest thing I have possibly seen! What's his mask? A meercat??

How do you find your nearest dogging site? Is it on Google maps?

ScrambledSmegs Thu 04-Apr-13 22:34:51

I can't watch this anymore. It's really creepy confused

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:34:59
CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:34:59

Those poor squirrels!

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:02

Jesus. Hahahahah the people watching her put her off...

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:23

Charismatic bunch, aren't they? hmm

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:32

Ooh, they have good masks,really quite squirrel like wink

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:35:42

So far the wildlife is much more interesting than these saddos.

Tortoise Thu 04-Apr-13 22:36:05

I'm giving up for now, will watch on plus 1.

NotSpartacus Thu 04-Apr-13 22:36:08

I thought I recognised one of the locations, did a quick google and behold! A bit of my local park is a busy dogging site. And I thought this was a nice neighbourhood,

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:36:14

Argh, have just googled and from the list of results I can see one place is right next to a playground/open air space I often take DS to <bleaches brain>

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:36:39

Bloody hell, I've just googled my local site.
Not that far! I will have driven past it a million times.

racmun Thu 04-Apr-13 22:36:53

The badger and the cat are a dynamic couple. They need to do it for some excitement

I thought dogging was shagging and piking was watching people shagging. Didn't realise they could all take turns!!!
A nice dirty mattress in the woods surrounded by used condoms and knickers - Yuk

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:37:06

WTF!!!

Tree branches up their arses????

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:37:42

I hope he's going to pick that up!

Kithulu Thu 04-Apr-13 22:37:52

WTF why do we need to see his dog having a crap!?

Allthingspretty Thu 04-Apr-13 22:37:52

I did wonder where it went!

sweetkitty Thu 04-Apr-13 22:37:56

I tell DH I'm not having sex as its too cold to get out my jammies under a duvet, there's no bloody way I'd be outside in my undies in a bloody wood and it's always raining.

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:38:06

And whys is showing the dog do a shit???? confusedconfusedconfused

whoopwhoopbib Thu 04-Apr-13 22:38:11

Bits of tree up their arse??!!! Abused with a bag on his head??!! This is getting too much for me - what if they had chopped his cock off would that have been pleasurable??

I know chocflump

Mmm, the dog doing a shit is a particular hihglight of the programme hmm

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:38:55

Yes, where's the poop scoop.

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:39:11

Love how they show and actually dog shitting too! I really need to go to sleep, but can't switch off!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:39:18

the one i've heard of is listed but none others near me!

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:40:01

So basically, we all have dogging sites about 500m from our houses. That's what I'm taking from tonight. That and the fact that wearing animal masks to go on national TV is a very bad idea.

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 22:40:06

That dog walker needs to find a new route. I reckon his outrage has become morbid fascination.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:40:12

worcester tesco express car park - classy! other end of country to me thankfully

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 22:42:04

Aw, I wish I could do that.

Ours is miles away.

Blimey, the server at dogging.co.uk is too busy. Is that all of you trying to find your local dogging site???? wink

Just found my nearest one, it is a little car park where I regularly park when I go to walk the dog. Hmmmm.... Will look out for masks next time!

SignoraStronza Thu 04-Apr-13 22:43:09

OMG, just remembered when I went on a long (night time) journey with ex and was desperate for a wee so we pulled up at a forest park off the A31. When it dawned on me what was going on (loads of cars/lorries parked, people milling around), I told him to leave, as I wasn't getting out the car. He started flashing his lights (thought he was being funny)hmm and this car followed us, overtaking and indicating for us to turn off through three roundabouts.shock I was terrified! (We did eventually find a well lit petrol station open for me to relieve my bladder).

The wildlife photography is pretty good though. The rest...bleugh!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:43:34

Has anyone mentioned condoms yet?

twitchycurtains Thu 04-Apr-13 22:44:04

Did the programme makers wanted it to look like a low budget horror, all the people featured seem well odd, fake boobs woman sounded like a bloke- did they alter her voice? The brummie couple were just odd, especially her, she could barely summon enough energy to take part in the interview. Does it need to be so graphic? feels like a nanna!

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 22:45:01

dogging.co.uk??? seriously?

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:45:13

Otters!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:45:48

low budget horror meets creature comforts..! Weird !

rotavirusrita Thu 04-Apr-13 22:45:53

Oooo otters!

that woman is so sad.... She needs some therapy i think

Yes, seriously, there is a forum for doggers. Bit like MN on a friday night but with masks I presume???

Dh just went Oh look Otters!

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 22:46:16

Might never be able to have a picnic in the woods again - not using one of those tables! Yuk!!

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:46:18

wendy no mention of condoms that I've noticed.

piratecat Thu 04-Apr-13 22:46:32

I'm bored. anyone else. got a nice cuppa and my book. night.grin

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:46:45

Wonder what they tell the babysitter while they're out at it?

Aw no, she's been anorexic, frightened of getting old and unatractive, poor woman sad. I feel sorry for her.

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:47:24

squirrel watcher said he'd find loads of condoms.
No mention other than that though.

I was thinking that, about the picnic tables....

And weee at woman in the bath!

Kithulu Thu 04-Apr-13 22:47:26

so someone babysits her kids while she can go out dogging?

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:47:53

Loving the fact that the otters were a highlight!

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 22:48:07

I feel thin for a change!

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:48:30

Getting those otters on film was really good !

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:48:37

So she goes off on her own! Oh good grief what an odd woman.

Feel sorry for the woman in teh bath. She seems so sad.

Viviennemary Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:03

I didn't think it was about pets. I didn't quite know what it was. I do now. I could only watch for a few seconds. shock I'm amazed this got past the censors. I expect there will be quite a few complaints.

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:08

There is something so totally unattractive about watching other people having sex.
Yuck

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:24

So dogging is for losers, basically.
Marvellous.
Had enough of the riddled grimmers now. It's basically X-ratedJeremy Kyle.

tiredlady Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:27

Fuck this programme is grim.
These women have terrible self esteem.
They all seem really damaged.
Really sad

Those three on the sofa, with their masks. That's just odd....

rotavirusrita Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:39

God this is getting depressing! How sad that you're self worth is tied up with how many random skanky men want to shag you in a car park

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:40

Meerkat and mrs enthusiastic again ! Oh Christ joined by a giant bumble bee !

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:45

Good Grief!

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:49:53

What are they saying?

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:06

'Shes had a stroke on my tit'. Amazing.

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:07

I am watching it. They are real gimmers, definitely. It confirms all my prejudices about dogging.

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:16

Bloody hell what now! I really want to go and get my hot milk but I find this oddly mesmerising..these people are just too seedy.

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:27

Oh god it's the zombie Brummell again, can't switch off

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:32

He'll get squashed that little man! Bit detailed this discussion!

ggirl Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:35

cringe

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:40

this is nothing like what i thought it would be.
those women look like they're about to squash poor terry!

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:50:47

Snort!!!

rotavirusrita Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:03

Haha lol at terrys car!

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:03

Brummies*

It's quite small grin
Poor terry

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:08

I am quite cross that they made a mess of that lovely forest with all their condoms and things.

Poor Terry would need a massive 4x4 to fit in his car with those two larger ladies.

Awww, poor Terry!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:25

Not surprised they can'tall fit in terry's car.

Is it Terry's car or cock that is small? confused

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:49

Tiny Terry with a titchy todger and tonsillitis !

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:49

terry is 'ok with it's

i think he's going to get suffocated in his small car...

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:52

bambi does not need to see that!

Terry definately likes the larger lady....

If you go into the woods tonight.... tralala

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:51:54

I am disturbed at what the deer might have to experience.

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:04

Won't somebody think of the wildlife !

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:12

xpost sapphire! grin

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:21

I thought she said they can't do alot with Terry's COCK cos it's quite small gringringringrin

I've gathered she said car!!

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:28

They've forgotten the manual.

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:38

Squash Terry in the woods!! Lets go...

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:39

Oh gawd don't trip up ...'Terrai, what do we do now' Jesus wept

They haven't done this before, have they???

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:47

aaaah

Kithulu Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:52

ewww!

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:52:53

V late to thread, I am gawping in disbelief.

Def not prude just, just, well why would you go on telly

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:07

these three are utterly bizarre! takes time coz it's cold!

directoroflegacy Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:09

I'm feeling a bit sorry for Terry

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:12

It's all rather sordid, isn't it. Terry is struggling in the cold, cock wise.

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:15

'it takes time coz its cold innit' grin

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:22

'You haven't taken any Viagra today, Terry, have you?' grin

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:23

Am I really watching terry get wanked off?! Yes. Yes I am. Oh god.

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:23

Choco y I rewound

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:28

Bizarre programme!

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:31

I'm in tears grin

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:39

They look like two large nurses helping him with a zip related accident.

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:41

Doesn't sound grt

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:43

No, Choco - you heard right 1st time.

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:54

Terry's sounding like he'd rather be at home watching Newsnight.

ggirl Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:55

feel sorry for the camera crrew tbh

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:56

i don't understand this

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:56

Surely it's not dogging if there's just those 3 though???

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:53:58

Sorry but I am crying laughing at these three !

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:14

Terry needs Viagra...

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:15

I am glad this thread is here, as I was wondering if it was only me sniggering at the nonsense.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:19

none of them look like they wanna be there! Terry - it's alright

twitchycurtains Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:20

Play with my tits terry! This is hysterical.

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:25

I am very much in favour of the 'vanilla' centrally heated environment of my home, I have to say.

I am choking laughing here, this is quite possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever watched!!!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:40

What did she say? Have they done it? Didn't take long.

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:43

You would think the camera crew could make up numbers grin Just to be polite and all that gringrin

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:54:59

Yes, does it count if it's only them? If a tree falls in the woods, etc...

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:02

Are there just the three of them there plus the film crew? That's not dogging is it? That is just having sex outside. I've done that grin

LadyStark Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:03

Oh this is just hilarious. The masks make the whole show.

sweetkitty Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:11

This is utterly grim the most unerotic thing ever.

Those 3 are so funny

chocolatespiders Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:22

this is not what i was expecting shock

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:22

Rambo will burst out of the forest in a minute, I tell you. Or David Attenborough.

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:23

When was this filmed? It cannot possibly have been over this last winter. That would have frozen Terry's wee tackle right off!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:28

Oh the fox..!

I am crying here. grin

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:29

Here comes the murderer! Maybe the cameraman will save them..

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:30

Fox! (I think...)

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:35

Spooky

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:35

did that fox have a mask on?

Red eyed fox!! Not sure what is creepier, that or the three masketeers!!

SignoraStronza Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:41

The foxiest thing I've seen so far. ..

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:47

pmsl at someone's coming - a fox!

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:50

Is that a high viz jacket?

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:55:58

OMG those tits! They are like party balloons or something.

Oo, Terry is not comfortable. Finally.

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:06

Poor Tegs.

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:08

Anyone notice the large lady in the white hoody havin a good scratch at her arse? confused

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:16

The music is disturbingly horror film-esque. I wish they'd put some Benny Hill style music on. I keep expecting someone to lunge out of the darkness with a knife.

Dogging fail.

Awwww, let's leave it then and go home <all breathing a collective sigh of relief>

rotavirusrita Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:27

Poor terry

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:34

no love, i don't think that was what dogging is!

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:36

Poor terry!

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:37

This is like a porn You've Been Framed. An actual TV classic.

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:56:55

Oh fuck get terry a coat

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:18

Buut Terroooi, that's what doggin is!

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:21

It's grim but hilarious all at the same time.

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:38

Do you think they stopped off at the drive through KFC, Gavin and Stacey style, on the way home?

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:40

I have to say those three aren't exactly the poster children for the dogging movement grin

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:51

Those three have really cheered me up ! Tears rolling !

corblimeymadam Thu 04-Apr-13 22:57:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

OOh another 15 minutes yet. They are spoiling us.

Ridersofthestorm Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:21

It's the porno version of The Animals of Farthing Wood, except its The Animals of Fuckingwood.

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:27

PMSL Snazzy grin

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:29

grin at you've been framed porn boffin

Bloody hell, can you imagine the ribbing Terry's mates at the factory are going to give him?

This is priceless!

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:46

I managed to hold it together until the Gavin and Stacey suggestion, but now I am PMSL

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:53

I didn't recognise those huge breasts as a body part at first. I thought someone had brought a carrier bag of blancmange to the picnic.

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 22:58:55

Yeah, they aren't hardened doggers that trio. They'll get lost on the way back to car and be found with hypothermia. Especially poor chilly Terry.

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 22:59:05

Oh no wet dogs shakin their booty then

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 22:59:57

'killing the cat' seems like a horrible metaphor

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:00

The masks the masks

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:06

I thought this guy might be more normal than the others until he started trying to terrorise a parrot...

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:26

Nice pair..

Kithulu Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:29

Yep Terry's mates will defiantly recognise him!

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:37

How way how recognisable are those two

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:45

Yeah all roight Les. Get on with the dogging never mind the budgies.

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:50

This owl man is also bonkers!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:00:56

parrot monogamy! shame their owners dont think the same way!

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:00

Why has parrot woman got red eyes? does she have lenses in?

Parrots like one person only, and he is it!!

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:29

Someone tell Les to straighten his mask...

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:31

HOW MANY KIDS????

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:31

Hmm, that looks - and sounds - like Bernard from No 52, but he only has 6 parrots, so it can't be him.

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:32

That girl with the blonde hair was really identifiable. Someone somewhere is watching this and spitting out their tea... 'Fecking hell, it's so-and-so!!!'

Tears streaming down face due to this prog

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:41

19 children!

Pinebarrens Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:48

she looks happy

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:48

Fucking hell, he want to stop that doggin about

Jeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzz

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:01:57

19 kids!!! shock

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:05

19 kids shock and condoms don't fit grin

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:06

Too small, that old line fuck off

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:07

Ah ha the condom question answered. For fucks sake I'm going to bed.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:10

does he pay for all these kids? condoms too small - yeah right!

Awww, they don't fit....

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:18

Sue doesn't look 'game for one more', does she?

Ah, he does't like condoms. 'Too small' Of course they are, chuck. Of course.

expatinscotland Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:30

This guy wins Skank of the Year hands down.

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:33

Oh, condoms are too small for Lynxy Les...

racmun Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:36

FFS mr owl has got 18 kids.

And his cock is too big for condoms-try the pill!

Sue looked bored then...

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:42

Oh yes, that's right. You have 18 kids and hoping for another one because all the condoms in the world are too small for you... hmm

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 23:02:55

I am verging on hysterical here...jittery chin and everything
Don't get on with condoms...too small.

Bwahahaha!

I feel sorry for Sue too!

Do Terroi et al remind anyone else of San, Tray, and Baz from Viz?

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:11

"She missed the Golden Years of Dogging"
He sounds like Michael Gove.

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:14

Some people are so thick they don't realise just how thick and stupid they sound.

Internet killed the dogging star..

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:15

She's missed the golden years of dogging... it's gone to shit...

My fav quote so far!!! grin

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:16

Poor Sue, she missed the golden years of dogging grin

Golden years of dogging. Poor Sue missing it.

corblimeymadam Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:18

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

"Bags of blancmange brought along to the picnic". Bahahahaha!

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:29

Poor Sue, missing out on the 'golden years of dogging'. That'll have been when it was all just fields.

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:34

Quote of the year ' dogging has gone to shit '

VivaLeBeaver Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:35

That bloke sounds like the original Holly computer from Red Dwarf, the bloke Holly to the woman.

rotavirusrita Thu 04-Apr-13 23:03:53

What!!!!!!!" how many children!!!! I doubt his cock is that big he cant vondoms

Sorry about exclamation over use but i am [shocked]

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:02

Carry on dogging till the day I die!!!

Rooaaaaar!!! grin

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:07

What sue will do.....

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:16

gringringrin Snazzy

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:30

Yes yes he does beaver

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:34

I bet he doesn't have any children.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:35

nah thechimpparadox - i nominate 'dogging til the day i die'!

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:39

Lovely wildlife programme - shame about the humans!

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:40

That little mouse would have been long gone with Les on the prowl.

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:41

I'm crying with tears of laughter here grin

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:46

Teroooooi is back!

They should have got Sir David Attenborough to voice over!
Cute mouse though!

nearlyemptynester Thu 04-Apr-13 23:04:52

Couldn't have put it better myself belgianbun!

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

They did, they went to kfc

chocolatespiders Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

KFC

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

KFC bags! KFC bags!

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

KFC!!

difficultpickle Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

It's like some weird Scandinavian art film.

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:13

KFC!!!!!
grin

Yay they went to KFC!!

Teroooi had a crushed ball (bauble)

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:22

Hahahahaha!!! They DID get KFC!!!

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:26

They got the KFC ..

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:37

Lol KFC!!!

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:46

KFC was soooo predictable

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 23:05:50

They fucking despise each other

sweetkitty Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:03

I am actually crying at the romantic KFC meal with candles and Fanta

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:07

Best cross-posts EVER

McBalls Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:08

Which is only natural I spose

"I couldn't do the dogging no more".

Um, you didn't even start, love.

Bloody hell, the owl just outed himself, there can't be that many men around with 18 children shock

nearlyemptynester Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:18

Terry says it's been "up and down" out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:27

Protect her, long as you not cold.

ShatnersBassoon Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:32

What a blow to the dogging community, losing the talents of Tegs and co.

whoopwhoopbib Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:36

I think the original KFC poster may know more than they are letting on - Terry's dp by any chance??!!!

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:48

It's actually getting tragic now. Bring back the one-liners!

BoiledEggandToastSoldiers Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:52

Loving the camera angles with Teroi

Could. They. Speak.Any.slower.?

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:58

How sweet, they've realised their love for each other through dogging. Woof woof!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:06:59

grin shatners

HazeltheMcWitch Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:02

Whoever did the music for this should win all the prizes.

ggirl Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:02

bet the producers treated them to candlelit kfc dinner

Oh, finished? Oh.

madasamarchhare Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:18

This thread is the v reason I love mums net!! I have not laughed so much for ages. Thought if would b more documentary but just a huge piss take!'

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:26

Sex clinic next Thursday.

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:35

So did we really find much out about the world of dog?

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:40

whoopwhoop Fraid not! The only Terry I get personal with is the chocolate orange. Do feel smug at predicting the KFC though.

Angelico Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:45

This thread was much more entertaining than the actual programme. Cheers all round peeps wine

Magicmayhem Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:45

I am sat at home alone watching this program in disbelief, and I thought who else would be watching this, I thought I know... I'll go on MN, some ones bound to be and I was right LOL...
I thought this was an april fools to start... its just so... SAD are they just wearing those masks for disguise, or is that part of the fun? hmm I feel so sorry for them....

QOD Thu 04-Apr-13 23:07:59

18 kids?

Kin ell

I'm a bit behind as dd kept coming in and out

Bearing in mind she was shocked to tears earlier this week when she realised dh and I still have sex, I didn't want her to see it!!

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:06

Well that was strangely addictive. Weird stuff!

sweetkitty Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:11

The masks are shit, if one of my friends had a mask like that on, I'd be like there's Sarah in a funny mask, why didn't they distort their faces? It's a weird art type film which makes no sense at all.

That was hilarious. Was it meant to be? What have we learnt?

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:25

Off to google ...

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:26

here here angelico wine

wendycraigsmini Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:39

Noight Noight.

nearlyemptynester Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:43

Well, that's another hour and a bit we'll never get back!! Off to bed.

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 23:08:47

Only that they shit in the woods Wendy.

I will remember the threesome in the woods 'Let's have a little play with you then Teroi' and chuckle to myself like a demented loon for the next few weeks.

Chocoflump Thu 04-Apr-13 23:09:20

Cheers Angelico wine

And everyone else wine

Especially terry and his small cock...I mean carwink

Noight noight all, thanks for an entertaining hour wine

TheChimpParadox Thu 04-Apr-13 23:09:53

Walking my dog in the woods will never be the same ,,,

invicta Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:04

Angelico - definantly!

BoffinMum Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:12

Me too, Behoind.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:29

been a while since i laughed out loud to myself while watching tv alone! thanks all

TSSDNCOP Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:31

I didn't watch the programme, but I've just woken DH up laughing at the comments on this thread.

DizzyPurple Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:38

Yes night all. That was very amusing!

thenightsky Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:52

Hilarious programme, hilarious thread. grin

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:10:59

grin at demented loon!

I may fashion myself a little paper mache mask (elephant perhaps?) and leave it on the dashboard of my car in THAT carpark next time I walk the dog. Mmm? See if I attract any calling cards?

Snazzynewyear Thu 04-Apr-13 23:11:40

Night all! Such fun.

Well that was good, clean fun.

Nice to end with a little romance.

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:12:07

whilst giggling like a demented loon!?

CooEeeEldridge Thu 04-Apr-13 23:12:16

I shall dream of Teerois bird having a feel of my tit tonight. He's definitely getting outed isn't he?

Noight!

Yes, yes, demented loonery in an elephant mask!! grin

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:14:06

great plan behind

Feelingood Thu 04-Apr-13 23:14:41

Sex clinic

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:14:57

want to nc to dementedlooneryinelephantmask now!

sapphirestar Thu 04-Apr-13 23:15:51

night all cheers for the laughs!

I tried sapphire but it is too long!

Noight noight smile

SunflowersSmile Fri 05-Apr-13 08:19:17

Ok, thick question.
Were those masks just for 'show' or are they dogging masks?
Don't want to accidentally buy dogging masks for my boys next book day/ dress up day at school!

TheChimpParadox Fri 05-Apr-13 08:54:55

I think they were just for the programme , however I will be looking at interest at any animal masks at next book day !

I will never be able to look at a meercat again without thinking of Terry sad

SunflowersSmile Fri 05-Apr-13 09:06:06

Poor Terry.
So many red identified faces this morning.....

PointeShoes Fri 05-Apr-13 09:20:26

Watched 5 mins of this and had to turn it off, scary people !

Oh Pointe it was hilarious. I had tears. I never have tears. grin

So last night I could not sleep. Dh was nodding off quietly beside me.

All of a sudden I had the image in my head off the three masketeers wandering off into the woods, standing round idly and asking "What do we do now?" "Let's play with Terrooi for a little bit" "Oh Terrooi you have not taken any viagra today have you?"
And I guffawed so loudly that dh leapt out of bed wondering what was going on.

Oh dear, that trio is going to amuse me for a long time to come...

Poor poor Terrooi though, I wonder if he was in for some ribbing at work today....?

'Was that yow on that documentary last noight Terroi?' <arf>

Bakingnovice Fri 05-Apr-13 14:07:52

Watched half but had to turn off. Couldn't stop laughing. Does anyone else think its a C4 April fools day type thing? These people just cannot be real.

higgle Fri 05-Apr-13 14:31:58

Here in Gloucestershire the sites are signposted our local venue

TheChimpParadox Fri 05-Apr-13 14:38:12

Pointe - you must watch it - just fast forward it to Terry !

The three of them in the woods was so funny - but it was kind of sweet and sad how Terry and his girlfriend were .

They had a romantic meal for two at one stage.

I had tears rolling down my face.

I do hope that Terry and his girlfriend(s) are happy together.

Iheartcows Fri 05-Apr-13 14:39:31

I watched this through my fingers. It made me feel very grubby but I couldnt stop watching. DH thinks I'm weird for wanting to watch that sort of programme.
Highlight was definitely the shitting dog.

Ive also found out that my local beauty spot is indeed a digging site. I thought it was an urban myth but apparently it's great for couples and men who like to watch.

Grim.

hairtearing Fri 05-Apr-13 14:52:45

Bless terry he basically tried dogging to stop his gf from serial cheating, felt bad I wonder the reaction had Terry been a Teresa, never mind Viagra ..LTB!

Les, made me laugh ranting about the modern age 'now people are on the net when they should be shagging in the woods!'

RafflesWay Fri 05-Apr-13 16:10:39

Omg couldn't read half of this thread for laughing. higgle my very Po faced sil lives in the Cotswolds not too far from Gloucester so howling at that signpost! We watched the documentary last night. Thing that really set me off were the lush - NOT - trousers around the ankles of the guys banging away at Mrs Whiplash with the heeled boots in the car, choco it took me a good 15 mins to stop laughing at the post about Terry's small cock. Still can't quite believe what we saw. Am off to view dogging.co.uk - serious eeeeuuuwww if there is one close to us!!!

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 16:21:06

I've been getting random fits of giggles all day whenever the phrase 'demented loonery' comes to mind! grin

TheChimpParadox Fri 05-Apr-13 16:25:23

I googled today. There are loads of dogging sites near us. Lots where I walk my dog ! Luckily I don't walk her at night grin

Me too sapphire. I hardly ever cry with laughter but the combination of the thread and the programme was perfect. grin What was small was it Terroi's car or penis?

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 17:46:24

I think she actually said car, but someone thought she said cock on here, and so now Terry's small cock it is! Way funnier!

<arf> It really was the funniest thing I have seen in ages. Better than any comedy.

Chocoflump Fri 05-Apr-13 18:05:22

Sparkling one of Terrois 'lovers' said we can't do much in Terry's car cos it's too small, and I thought she said we can't do much with Terry's cock cos it's too small! I actually spat out my diet coke laughing! Rewound it and she said car...although in my head she said cock wink

Keep thinking of the show today and laughing smilesmile

Me too. DH said it was the hot topic of conversation at work. grin

carmenelectra Fri 05-Apr-13 19:23:15

Omg this was the cringiest thing ever. Particularly poor Terry who clearly only did it cos his gf was cheating anyway. When it showed the three of them sitting on the settee and introduced the new bird it was hysterical. The bit with all 3 in the woods I had to watch through my hands. God, someone MUST recognise these people! Its worse than going on embarrasing Bodies!

Didn't get dog shit bit, but think it must have been some kind of attempt at blowing his holier than thou attitude. Yes its disgusting finding condoms in my woods, but I didn't have a poop scoop to clean up dog shit.

First couple were bizarre. Old fella said his kids knew, but would they really want to actually see?? His partner was clearly coerced as he had been doing it for yrs and he was maybe helping her 'self esteem'.

Middle couple think genuinely were into it. Don't know what she looked like without mask but pvc boot woman had a fit body. Bet the blokes were chuffed.

After it ended I said to dp 'god have we got a shit sex life?!'

Don't forget poor Sue missing 'the golden age of dogging' carmen. Poor Sue. sad

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 19:25:33

Do i need to watch this on 4 on demand??

Hokey you need to watch it right now. You won't regret it. grin

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 19:28:57

Yes, and have this thread open at the same time!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 19:30:35

Right have checked and it is on 4od.

Will get the dds in bed by 9 and then will watch, should have know you'd seen it sparkling you dirty mare wink

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 19:30:56

I will report back!

grin I didn't watch it on purpose, i was watching Celebrity Juice and got bored.

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 19:48:22

I only put it on coz of this thread!

StephaniePowers Fri 05-Apr-13 19:58:03

I didn't watch, but kept seeing the trailers and hating what I was watching. I can't believe something so vile is getting airtime sad

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:09:56

DD's gone upstairs, it's on...

Got this going round in my head - don't think this going to me as funny....am already cringing and wondering why i am watching!!

VivaLeBeaver Fri 05-Apr-13 20:12:25

Do they normally wear the masks or was it for the cameras?

We think it was for the cameras.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:13:36

Really?!

Hardly a cunning disguise is it?!

There are a couple near the end who may as well have not bothered with the masks. grin

TheChimpParadox Fri 05-Apr-13 20:15:01

Stephanie - was going to say 'don't knock it until you tried it' in relation to watching the documentary but perhaps not the appropriate thing to say grin

It is quite ... eye opening and when you see through the vileness it is quite funny blush

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:15:17

Sparkling watch that link ^^ it's hilarious!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:20:35

the furry triangle!!!!

JambalayaCodfishPie Fri 05-Apr-13 20:47:31

This thread has made me put it on.

There's some serious production got into the camera work and music, then those masks! Bizarre!

Over 2 million viewers last night apparently!! grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:52:09

Jesus those three in the woods must be the least sexy 'doggers' ever.

Poor old Terry just wants to go home, take his antibiotics and have an early night!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:52:58

Love the shot of the crushed bauble - very symbolic!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 20:55:31

That was.....bizarre!

TheChimpParadox Fri 05-Apr-13 20:57:21

Any natural history film maker would have been proud of the wildlife shots !

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 21:00:28

I think it just shows that actually, apart from a couple of hairy handed truckers there was bugger all to film but the foxes!

MintyyAeroEgg Fri 05-Apr-13 21:04:16

I found it really sad and grubby and depressing. Probably just me.

sapphirestar Fri 05-Apr-13 21:06:11

Minty I think I might have done too if not for this thread!

McBalls Fri 05-Apr-13 21:09:14

I felt that way too mintyy, nearly switched off but became mesmerised by the brummies.
And then watching while reading the thread I ended up in hysterics.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 21:09:56

No you're right it was grubby and depressing.

JambalayaCodfishPie Fri 05-Apr-13 21:20:49

Poor poor Terry.

If this had been on on Monday I'd have guessed April Fool.

thegreylady Fri 05-Apr-13 21:36:02

I thought dogging was to do with dog walking as a social activity to meet people and I thought it was "dogging tales" about such liaisons.I can't believe I am so stupid blush.I was so disgusted I had to switch off then felt dirty for having watched about 15 minutes.I just don't get it.I mean why would you??

It started off grubby and depressing then it was hilarious, grin

IamMummyhearmeROAR Fri 05-Apr-13 21:46:37

Didn't watch the show but this thread is MN Gold!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 05-Apr-13 21:48:38

I felt depressed for Terry!

iclaudius Fri 05-Apr-13 21:50:43

did anyone else think chief dogger was

this lady?

Someone somewhere today is wondering whether that was their neighbour /workmate/relative and how the hell they are going to carry on as normal!

But the Tezza Trio saved the day i think.

carmenelectra Fri 05-Apr-13 23:38:11

Yes sparkling. Golden age of dogging, before the internet. She was robbed. Its just not like it used to be.

BoffinMum Sat 06-Apr-13 08:46:00

Thegreylady you have to watch the Brummies at the end with Terroi to get the programme's full benefit. It gets funnier the longer you watch it, and more and more Gavin and Stacey.

BoffinMum Sat 06-Apr-13 08:46:23

Golden age of dogging! <arf>

Twinklestarstwinklestars Sat 06-Apr-13 08:50:31

Watched on 4od last night, very funny and am sure the layby the lorry driver was in is near here, its known for dogging.

BoffinMum Sat 06-Apr-13 10:09:47

Very interesting sociological commentary here on the programme.

Dogging and dogging tales

BoffinMum Sat 06-Apr-13 10:12:14

And of course Fascinating Aida to keep the high moral tone.

Fascinating Aida

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Sat 06-Apr-13 10:15:10

I linked to that Boffin they are bloody brilliant, i saw them live last year and nearly wet myself!

Hokey still haven't had chance to watch the clip but will do. DS2 always comes nosing over when any sound comes out of the laptop. blush

TiggyD Sat 06-Apr-13 15:05:42

It's right put me off dogging.

McBalls Sat 06-Apr-13 15:07:16

Arf!

Me too Tiggy. Shan't bother now. grin

TiggyD Sat 06-Apr-13 18:10:12

Let's all go on dogging strike until our demands are met.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Sat 06-Apr-13 18:35:20

Yes wait until ds is out of earshot sparkling!

invicta Sun 07-Apr-13 20:35:40

How did they find the people to interview?

TheChimpParadox Sun 07-Apr-13 20:37:12

Media request on MN ? grin

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