THE VOICE!: -new series starts tonight. Get ready to spin in your chair...

(577 Posts)
Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 13:17:01

...or not, if last year is anything to go by. Poor Leanne, she didn't exactly set the music on fire.

Looking forward to Will.i.Am/Bill.je.suis and his bonkers rambling- and will they have confiscated his phone?grinWish they'd ditched Jessie J. Sir Tom always looks like he hasn't the foggiest idea why he's there. And Danny will do himself an injury with his head bobbing.

I will get sucked in to this, even if i try not to.grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 13:25:47

<scream>

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 13:27:13

I'm hoping they have a similar gaggle of um....weird unusual and individual contestants as last year

Yama Sat 30-Mar-13 13:28:35

I didn't know it was back until earlier today. What a lovely surprise. Dd loves Danny O'Donoghue.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 13:34:28

There were some interesting characters last yeargrin

Maybe they will have changed the format a bit this time round. They won't want to risk a flop 2 years running.

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sat 30-Mar-13 13:37:09

I think their big mistake was to not publicise the fact that the winner would have a single out the following week. I had no idea, until the news reports saying her single had flopped came out.

Really looking forward to it [bgrin]

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sat 30-Mar-13 13:37:37

grin

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 13:49:29

I'm off out for alcohol nibbles- and am hoping my internet connection sorts itself out before tonight, as it keeps going off bloody virgin

grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 14:03:27

She had a single?

Blimey.

Is Willoughby doing it again this year?

Ooh yeah! Dh has looked out our spare computer chair so we can both swivel. We have 3 questions to answer before turning.
1) man or woman
2)who will swivel for them
3) "odd" looking or not

Oodsigma Sat 30-Mar-13 14:33:44

I like the spinning bit but got bored on the rest.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 15:00:36

The spinning bit was the bit that made it make sense- picking someone based on voice only. Once they got past that, it was pretty much the X factor ( only not as well done). Pretty sure holly is back- it was a very lucrative gig for her last time.

PickledInAPearTree Sat 30-Mar-13 16:37:43

Dope x 3

I am BACK, just for this, so youse had better be funny. <shakes fist>

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 17:52:21

Hurrah! Let's see if we can make this thread every bit as mean-spirited and bitchy as the X Factor ones <sets bar ridiculously high>

We can but try <bows head>

Leanne (the forgettable winner) was too lazy to get anywhere apparently. Dead Mate's Mate Tyler 'Spivman' has a single or two under his belt, doesn't he? And I've seen comparisons between Leanne and Princess Di lookeelikee Bo, who has apparently done better than Leanne, but I'm not hip enough to have noticed. Has she released something good? Did it involve eyeliner?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 18:20:06

yay!Sue !

I don't think i am capable of watching these programmes without being bitchy tbh. blush

Danny and Bo are still claiming to be 'just friends' and he is 'happily single'. Ok, then.

Yy I read that the publicists said Leanne didn't like to do any of the pr- wasn't keen on the fame. Has she never seen programmes like this before?? Mind you- fame doesn't always follow, when they wingrin
Plus the single was awful, and her whole image very dated and mid-90's diva. Hope
they kept her job at Butlins open for hergrin

Hello, my dove. I couldn't resist grin. I am staying in here though, poking ones head above the parapet looks like being dangerous. Not much changes, do it? Same old nasties.

Arf at Butlins. There's always work at Butlins, or if not, Pontins. Then you get shunted down to Haven or John Fowler. And that's really just busking in polyester jackets.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 18:30:59

Yay Sue!

I'd forgotten about Bo, didn't she get that presenting the Olympics gig last summer though ?

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 18:32:46

I'm here. I have 5 crackbunnies which I am going to award myself with for spotting the following:

- anyone doing it for a dead and/or dying parent
- any friend of a sleb
- anyone having one last stab after achieving minor success in the 80s
- anyone overcoming physical disability/illness

Any other categories I should consider? Will 5 bunnies be enough?

PickledInAPearTree Sat 30-Mar-13 18:33:50

Every time Jessie j says "I'm an artist, yeah? "

That will keep you busy though.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 18:34:41

I have mini eggs for Will.He.Are saying "dope". grin

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 18:35:17

Marking my place, can't wait.

usualsuspect Sat 30-Mar-13 18:35:21

I'm excited about this.

I love lurking on this thread, it always makes me laugh.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 18:36:05

Mia don't forget are you doing this for your dead celebrity friend!

Ahem, Mia. I am guessing by your use of my crackbunnies phrase that you are who I think you are? I never kept up with NC-ers. Is it your good self? From the other place? The fishy one?

Anyway, there is the brother of a Westshoiter, a blind woman, a man who works somewhere and looks like Will-Ich-Bin AND the comeback of Kavana. Remember him? No? That's why he's on the Voice.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 18:38:23

'Tis I, lovely Sue. How do you know this stuff? Having you been checking spoilers on DigitalSpy?

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 18:39:30

That's 3 bunnies gorn, and I'm still watching Doctor Who. sad

I goggled it a minute ago trying to remember who Leanne was grin. I'm flicking between that and gawping at the bunfights in SiteStuff, while DD is watching My Little Pony, the Movie. So far, the singing ponies are better than most XF finalists.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 18:40:33

I actually do remember Kavana

Short fella, really thick glasses and a bulbous nose

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 18:41:03

sue I really like Bo. On finishing the show her EP (which she paid for herself as an indi artist before The Voice) charted on ITunes she then secured a decent record deal (gossip is way more £ out into it than the winners) working with established writers and producers.

ooo, LB, are you she? <impressed> But has she/have you released a single? The interwebs suggested it did better than Leanne's cruise ship efforts (which I have also forgotten)

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 18:48:00

I wonder if they'll just gloss over the Last Years Winner thing?

They should have let the Can't Smile Without You couple win. And do Eurovision

Also, also. Willybooby NOT presenting. Some trendy radio one types.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 18:55:36

Ahh the Joy of Sex duo

radio one? That's me scuppered then < gimmer>

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 18:56:26

Speaking of Eurovision- I had the misfortune to see the Bonnie Tyler entry on 'The One Show'.

We really, really don't want to wingrin

Joy of Sex couple would have been better than Englebert, certainly. not too difficult grin

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 18:57:07

The Swingers? Ye gads, they were disturbing.

JoS couple would have been bloody marve.
Bonnie Tyler is it? Excellent.

I am hoping Leanne DOES perform. Bloody Beeb and no adverts, I never get to make tea.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 18:59:58

Danny's winding me up already and it's not even on yet

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:00:15

I know- all through X Factor, we moan about the ads. Then this comes on, starts too early, no ad breaks, and I have to miss bits to put the dcs to bedgrin

HUZZAH!
Look at them trying to make this exciting.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:01:36

Arf. DCs have just brought the swivvling bar stools in from the kitchen. They are arguing about who is going to be Danny - none of them want to be Jessie; I bagsied Will.He.Dope. grin

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:01:43

sue no not her sadly I wouldn't mind having been than close to Danny...

I think one of her song did particularly well in the iTunes Charts but it wasn't officially realised. Her new album is due very soon.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:02:05

pmsl @ Noel

I am sticking to hating-on Jessie J- don't care if she did shave her head. She's still annoying. And shouty.

I don't think they should walk up to the mic. I think they should be shot up through a trap door, like the Lidl Muffins.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:03:04

oh bugger off with the judges love-in already!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:03:16

FFS stop with the blowing smoke up each others arse and get it on with it!

I hate them all, so very much. <happy>

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:04:00

Pleather tee shirts- yay!

Nasteeeeee pleather.

Why are they singing together? And clapping? And probably whooping?
Make them stop now.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:04:53

What the fuck

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:05:28

I'm a bit disappointed she doesn't have her Yazzhead on today.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:05:34

Close yer legs luv

TorianaTollywobbles Sat 30-Mar-13 19:05:56

My word, this is cringey

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:06:14

OH NOOOOOOOO, not Lulu, please, anything but that!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:06:19

They are trying to hard to come across like they are jamming...

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:06:39

Bless Will. He. Won't He having a crack at it

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 19:06:54

God I'm already fed up of jj's try to hard wobbly vibratoey extras voice! hmm

I remember Oirish singing with Bo last year now, it was embarrassing. She outclassed him by MILES, he sounded like a drunk man on the tube.
Bill-Be-Carlton has a WATERFALL CARDI on. Yes he does.

Creameggkr Sat 30-Mar-13 19:06:59

Damn you all! Stil got bloody night garden on here its been a stressfully day so bedtime is late. I am currently having my locks changed <Taos nose> a very bad day.

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 19:07:19

She just tries soooooooo hard...

Lookit, a waterfall cardi and hunting breeches.
Coming to a Per Una concession near you.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:08:01

This appalling start has given me chance to settle dd2 at least.

The camera work is making me ill- and where did they get the over enthusiatic audience?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:08:40

It's all so determinedly family-friendly, urgh. Apart from the tit-jiggling. And that's just Tom Jones.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:08:58

<snigger>

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:09:13

DCs have given up already and are having spinning wars on the stools.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:09:34

The waterfall look is obviously his 'uniform' this year, after last years jackets.

Oh, Jessie is going for the one-step-away from Rastamouse pretendy hip voice.
Add to your Bingo her saying ' no you DID'N ' <necksnake>

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:11:03

Ah' I remember how this works now: Danny looks round to see if any other judges are interested and copies them. Mastermind, he is.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:11:35

<sits on hands>

Last year was full-on jockey, wasn't it? And those regimentals that Coldplay wore, the ones that Wardrobe shrunk in the wash.
This year is clearly waterfalls and odd metal on his head.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:11:51

Suuuueeee! Yay!

And my holiday cottage now has broadband so I can keep up - bonus.

Tempted to change my name to Bill. E. Bollocks for the duration..

ANOTHER big-boned Gok. There's lovely.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:12:17

So Holly is on it then

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:12:21

One dead nan, and this guys got the whole bingo card in one fell swoop

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:12:47

Christ whats this sob story by proxy?!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:13:14

Lets hope he sings like Pavarotti after this build up...

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:13:54

Jessie is pissing me off already.

Tom is in a trance

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:14:27

Get up you silly sod

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:14:30

kick her, g'wan

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:14:33

Look at meerkat Danny checking out the other judges...I knew it!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:14:35

He IS fucking singing it, you mad bint.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:14:59

Hello thread. Hi Sue!!!!

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:15:11

I want to keeel her. To death.

Danny is SUCH a wanker. I have no more to say on the subject.

grin Hello, Dulling. Fancy seeing you here

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:15:53

'It's Tom'- who did he think would be sat there!

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:16:28

Danny's head nodding fucks me off. Do you think he does it while he is shagging?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:16:30

Great, exceptional, whatever Danny.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:16:52

Bitching at the tellybox?
Where else is there to be?

He DOES NOT represent all the teachers out there. NOT IN MY FUCKING NAME.

<gets sweary early>

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:17:20

"Double talented"? Yeah Will, we know what you're getting at.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:17:23

Could we kick you instead please Jessie?

<hopeful>

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:17:23

'sanging'

wtf

PandaNot Sat 30-Mar-13 19:17:32

Don't know about that iamlouiswalsh but I'd be very willing to find out!

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:17:54

Lololol at "I'm very real" grin

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:00

They all seemed to pick JJ last year. Why? Why? Why?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:01

Cry. Cry. Cry. Cry.
Did anyone have 'damp eyes, 18 mins in' on their bingo sheet?

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:01

Woah, girlfriend. Stop posting what I'm typing, speedy fingers.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:14

Didn't one of the guys use that line last year "we probably have the same CD collection..."

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:25

Nooooooo- not Jessie.

S'Tom gutted there, he thought the Welsh thing would swing it.
Reckoned without the draw of an actual live woman, tho Tom.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:18:57

Fuck me, Bill.Je.Suis has a Kardashian arse.

SuffolkNWhat Sat 30-Mar-13 19:19:32

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Sorry, a 'very real' live woman.
Not even a bit pretend.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:20:37

Hazel I'm not looking at Bill De Buffalos arse this year, I got a bit fixated last time

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:20:39

Ahh, how good would it be if they rop off the X-Factor and do a Judges House thing? A thang?

But they don't go to the house, they just bring a friend. And Bill Brings Britney, Bitches?

That would be very good.

Does anyone else get the feeling that Danny has no friends, other than the rest of the judging panel? And that they have a private facebook group just to bitch about him being needy?

I know this fella's story. He's colourblind, clearly.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:21:25

Did we cover (ahem) Bill's Bum last year?
I forget. I just remember babywipes.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:22:03

He's no Heidi Range, is he?

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:22:49

Who's Bill?

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:22:52

Yy DannyNoMates

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:22:55

DS1, with his back to the telly, asked if it was an actual Muppet. Cruel.

He sounds like Paulo Nutini with someone standing on his bollocks.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:23:47

LOL Sue I think you're spot on!

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:24:20

I want to join that Facebook group, Sue grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:24:35

Bill = Will.i.Am

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:24:51

Oh GOD I HATE HIM SO MUCH.

Jessie IS more than a singer. She is also an attention seeking publicity hound.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:05

He's like a little Marky- mark

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:11

Danny's touting for mates, not acts

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:15

Jessie is SO real.
She da Real Deal/

Jellykat Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:18

Evening laydees, eek! i'm well late to the table..

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:38

Yep Danny is looking for someone to have beers with grin

Sitting round, a few beers, that's how I roll in the studio.

PLEASE BE MY FRIEND, PLEASE LIKE ME, NOBODY PICKS UP WHEN I CALL AND IT'S SO LONELY HERE.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:26:50

Loving the Muppet comment

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:27:26

Reggie suddenly looks like a grown up.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:27:39

Thanks Hazel I was being dim

<small Oirish voice>
God I'm so alone. I know they don't really like me. And I'm starting to think my hair is stupid <sobs>

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:28:08

That was mean of Danny to tell him he won't make it on Jessie team, talk about sour grapes.

ShowOfHands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:28:21

WHAT is this programme? What IS it?

FFS.

I can't find my remote. Tom Welsh Jones, Baldilocks, Colonel Mustard and a guy who I hate myself for wanting to lick till he cries.

WTF is this thing?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:28:31

grin Sue

Arf, Jessie having Buyers Remorse there

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:28:58

<soothing voice>

It may be stupid hair, Danny, but it's tall. And that's what matters.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:29:27

Colonel Mustard grin

SoH, we all start off fancying him, for about 20 minutes. It wears off.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:30:11

:O Show

I think Ant and Dec should come on!

This one came up on my goggling search. She is one of the ones they featured, so that means lots of warbling.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:30:55

I like a dip-dyed Essex girl.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:07

God, this is tedious.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:17

Don't like her.

There's a cruise ship with her name on some where.

ShowOfHands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:19

When's Aldi Mary on?

That dirty bloke with the hair, who's he and why is his neck like that?

joanofarchitrave Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:38

Hmm, cruisey.

She's doing the decisive mic-slash between phrases. Always the sign of a good cruise ship singer, that. Jane Mac literally sliced the air when she did it. sliced and BUTTERED it.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:43

Raah I agree.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:31:58

The shots from behind are a bit disturbing- it looks like she is threatening to moon us.

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:32:05

What's with the different poses Bill?

Hi everyone, didn't know it was back on but I'm so glad the thread has started, filling a Saturday void it is. As per usual I love Tom jones and cringe at Jessie jay.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:32:23

Team Tom- he likes the really crap warblers

Jessie singing. Oh good.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:32:42

Lol when they start encouraging others to turn around I always wonder if they are thinking "shit not for me thanks" grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:32:48

Jeez did you see the fake bake knuckles there

Why does my telly keep giving up? Is it just me?

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:33:15

Jessie turns for ANYTHING. She'd turn round for me and I sound like a crow with laryngitis and a speech impediment.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:33:22

Aye Sue. Bread and Bootter. Cos she's proper Northen.
Her dear dead dad always had a slice wi' hi' tea. Every night.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:33:59

^ The spirit of Jane possessed me there, btw.

In't it then, Hazel? Proper food what you can slice.

ShowOfHands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:34:35

I want dh to go on one of these shows. He's got an amazing voice but two problems...

He gets an erection when nervous

He gets an erection when nervous

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:34:39

YY. Jessie is like a little kid, who is scared of missing out on something.
Hopefully she will turn around for someone shit, and be the only one.

I love Tom, he's so dreamy. I wish I was on his team.

Cremolafoam Sat 30-Mar-13 19:34:57

Could someone explain to me how Jessie J has hair ?

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:08

Jessie is annoying the hell out of me, she will be arguiung with herself in a moment!

Jellykat Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:14

Just you Sue, kick it, usually does the trick..

Essex dip dye's gonna go Tom surely?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:31

Cremola -the auditions were recorded ages ago.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:32

She'll pick Tom (bets)

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:41

Her voice must sound different in the studio

This girl is right on me tits already. False.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:48

SoH he's a singer from the band The Script... someone else will tell you what they sing!

Oooh thanks noel you just reminded me of something else I was going to post on another thread....

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:35:51

(is crap at betting)

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:00

She'll pick Will.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:04

Crem this was recorded before she shaved it off.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:21

Oh no, I love everything about The Voice. I expected this to be an appreciation thread, gutted!

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:28

Proper lolling at the nervous erection

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:29

Yes! I win. What have I won?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:36:43

He sounds more suited to the X Factor in that case, Showy.

Arf, thornrose. You could be the lone voice of appreciation? grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:37:14

I must remember to stop putting caps in will's name.
will-don't-do.caps

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:37:37

I am remembering that I secretly love Bill.a.biggob...

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:37:45

Oh I do love William...shoot me now.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:37:55

Its like one big fucking advert for the Judges. angry

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:38:12

Ah thorny we love it too.

Can't you tell? grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:38:18

That shiny patent baseball jacket thing was particularly straight looking, no?

So if George Formby had been born posh...

ShowOfHands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:39:02

Louis would love dh <nods>

I have NEVER heard of The Script.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:39:04

If Danny turns this public school boy will go with him.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:39:06

No, I'm to disillusioned by you bloody haters to read on.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:39:06

I love Will but am uncomfortable about it as he slightly reminds me of a female colleague confused

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:39:25

littleBairn - it really is. The contestants are secondary. Which is probably the real reason last year's winner bombed. Once the cameras stopped rolling, no-one cared.

He looks like The Screech from Saved by the Bell grin

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:40:17

I cry and everything (fucking peri menopause)

We cry too, mostly when they sing.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:40:39

Yes! I was trying to 'get' who is he.
He is Screech.
Turn for Screech, dammit.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:40:49

No one will turn

Jessie is a caah.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:06

Jessie may actually have a pointshock

Bastards, not turning for Screech. He was alright.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:29

Showbiz is cruel.

sad

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:33

Awkward.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:40

Aww gutted

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:47

Poor Screech....

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:52

16 shock

He looks 10 years older easily

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:41:55

Did he say 16!!!!!!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:42:04

He's going to be v good looking when he grows into his face.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:42:12

raah if I remember rightly the beeb said last year they would try and address the fact the viewers didn't get a chance to know the contestants compared to X Factor. But yet again it's all about the judges.

Feel sorry for the poor kid but he was a bit dull.

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:42:20

He was a bit naff, but I really feel for him...

Too comfortable on the piano?

Yes, we'd like to have seen more inept fumbling.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:43:07

He was wank, I have no sympathy <bitchy>

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:43:34

Love Bill

Jessie will be in your musical. You know, the one she said she'd come to see? Turns out she's going to need to make this all about her again.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:43:51

"I have written a musical" ahem....

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:43:55

Someone shoot him and his Dad!

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:44:06

Err kid you do know yore perfoming for free now yeah?

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:44:24

Does anyone love JJ as much as JJ loves JJ?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:44:31

It did sound too polished I suppose. He sounds like a 70's ballad singer- am wracking my brains to remember.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:44:39

dS1 is rather liking Great Balls of Fire

VivaLeBeaver Sat 30-Mar-13 19:44:55

Cringe at the dancing.

I've never watched this before. Does anyone actually ever choose TOM Jones to be their mentor?

You know what he'd be good at? That improv programme that used to have all the 90s comedians on. Clive Anderson used to present it. Singing.
You know.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:45:15

I though a tad Leo Sayer

Or Gilbert O Sullivan

Alone again, naturally

YY.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:45:42

It's one thing to be inspired by an era or style of music but you have to do something new with it otherwise you must come across as a tribute act. The kid is young so he's got plenty of time to realise it.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:45:57

Whose Line Is It Anyway

Was it Dan, the resident pianist

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:46:06

So what's the skinny then?
Was his dad a producer @ The Voice or summit?
Cos that was a set up.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:46:10

Viva -they do. And despite the winner last year coming from his group, it's like the equivalent of being in Louis Walsh's Xfactor groupgrin

He won last time, Viva.
All the Tesco Mary types chose him

There was a Dan (It WAS WLIIA), and also a Richard, with floppy hair.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:46:54

No jokes about blind / That Jacket

hmm

ShowOfHands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:47:02

So we're over 20 minutes in and I'm still mentally licking gingerbread from that bloke from The Prescription's dark places.

THIS is why I don't watch this programme. I don't have this problem with Louis Walsh.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:47:17

Aged I hope this lass is good

<bites knuckles>

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 19:47:34

That's the last of my bunnies. sad

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:47:47

Aged??

I meant gawd

Poor girl sad. My grandmother had glaucoma, scares the living shite out of me everytime I get an eye test.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:48:30

sad it's a crap disease.

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 19:48:52

Oh ffs. You lot are like a twice-a-year black hole, and I've gone past the event horizon. I really thought I'd escaped it after the utter shoite of the last X Factor series, but no, I have just been condemned to months of wasted saturday nights.

Hope you feel pleased with yourselves <hard stare>

(oooh sobstorytastic)

YY though, she's another one they've headlined so she must go far

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:48:57

I love this song.

Except fecking Westlife covered it.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:04

Please, please be great.

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:18

Danny's facial expressions...

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:36

Oh phew

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:47

Aww, she's shaking!
Still she's got the ubiquitous hug-from-Jessie to look forward to, whatever happens.

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:49

ouch. pitchy and wobbly.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:49:58

So nervous...

Gawd help her, the pleather hug of sweaty insincerity.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:50:45

She was very, very nervous.

OK, so, I will ask.
Can she not see at all? So how will she know who has swivelled?

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:51:00

Ooooooh sneaky last minute turn there Tom, you silver fox!

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:51:21

awwwwwwww

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:51:30

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF NO ONE HAD TURNED ROUND

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 19:51:34

I love Danny!!

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IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:51:50

Ah. Love the fact that she didn't know anyone had turned!

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 19:52:15

For who Noel?

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 19:52:30

I know it's very cynical of me, but I think they must have tipped off the judges - she has potential to be great but she was nervous and a bit shaky and not that great, so I don't think they would have turned around otherwise.

Very glad she got through though - I think she has massive potential.smile

Tom talking himself out of being chosen there?
At least Danny will have a friend. For now.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:53:15

Every week someone on the show says "pitchy" have they said I yer?

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:53:16

For her plums.

If they'd have had to say "sorry no, no one did"

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:53:41

For her, plums

grin

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:53:50

Yet

'that's what this team is all about' Danny?
What, you and your best friend Soren Lorenson? That team?

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 19:54:13

I thought I'd get in there first.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:54:16

Ha. She called him on the Oirish card.
For that, she must WIN.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:54:22

Unfortunately, I think being visually-impaired won't help her to love Danny. His looks are all he's got going for him.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:54:54

Soren Lorenson

grin

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 19:54:55

grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:55:30

Danny looks half decent from a distance, or with a squint or glaucoma

Close up though he's a scary fucker. Ropey as fuck

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 19:55:34

Well I'm sure she would have taken it with good grace Noel.

His looks are based on the initial flash of eyes and sparkly charm. Then you see the skinny pipe cleaner arms and the utter wank of his hair and it droppeth away.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:55:52

Sho's Soren Lorensen?
Is this some reference to cool Scandi killer shows?

Woo yoo! Venture photography shot of family. Put her through.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 19:56:16

Ooooh pink hair!!! It really suits her.

Is it feckaslike, Hazel. Charlie and Lola, he's Lola's imaginary friend.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:56:52

Ooooh dropped out of med school to be a failed singer...fantastic. Well done you.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:57:00

She's had an ED I think.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:57:08

Hazel- grin @ scandi killers.

No- he's Lola's imaginary friend in 'Charlie and Lola' grin

grin Noel. you'll get the haterz.

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LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:57:34

I'm always weary of Venture photo families...wanting everyone to know how happy they are together.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:57:35

Charlie and Lola?
Wow. Glad I made that mistake over the internet. As I'd look a right twat in RL...

Fluffed the timing AND the notes. Fab.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:57:56

Hmm, a bit pitchy...

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:03

Noooooooo ruining one of my fave songs!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:03

Oh great. Ruin one of my favourite ever songs.

She's not even in time with the backing.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:08

I don't like her voice sad

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:23

Her voice would make a great doctor.

Ooooooph where is that girls dress from.

Not the best so get but love her dress.

She's shit AND she's wearing a nightie she bought when a dog pissed on her tent in Glastonbury.
Bet Jessie picks her.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:32

Wonder if Bonis sharing her dresses...

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:40

Oh dear. She should have stuck with med school. sad

joanofarchitrave Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:47

Sorry but ouch.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:47

Nice to know we're all in agreementgrin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:51

Yeeeoooowwwwwwccchhhhhhh

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:51

She should be better if she's already had a chance...

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:58:57

Oops BO not Bonis blush

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 19:59:19

Talking of Dannies. Danny's? More than one Danny,

Danny from Hear'Say (note apostrophe), will be on this series also.
That means we can make Myleeeeene jokes in context.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 19:59:32

Silly girl giving up Med school!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 19:59:42

That was bloody awful. Pink hair doesn't make you a singer, love.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:15

Consoled by The Pleather of Lurve.

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:18

Forgotten how much I enjoyed this show!

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:19

From female to female...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:36

That wasn't nerves, it was just poor.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:53

What the actual fuck is Danny wearing?

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:00:54

Does Jessie no something about being a women I don't?!

from female to female?
I'm unconvinced that JJ don't have a Barbie blow-moulded plastic ladygarden,myself.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:01:00

Forgotten how much I enjoyed this show!

...and that performance reminded you??

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:01:14

Just checked in...still a load o' baloney. sad

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:01:32

She got a Thanks For Coming off of Will. E. Wonka

Bet that stung

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:01:37

I'm afraid it was you on stage m'dear

It wasn't me? Don't try to blame someone else <stern>

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:02:31

She should have done that Shaggy number.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:02:41

Oooooh he's a young fella m'lad

Know what I like about these judges VT clips?
So profound. So moving. And yet saying absolutely nothing. That's a skill, right there.

Blimes, I am afeared that this fella will rap. About his life on the streets and shit.

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HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:12

He is White JaMayne

(not sure about spelling)

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:13

Remember the wee bald fella last year who sang Pavadise and stood at tit height next to Holly?

<lags at memory>

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:22

Bit weird that they showed exactly where the Southend girl lives, she lives above my crappy insurance company, well a couple of flats left of it!!

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Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:36

Oh, it's like N'Dubz.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:36

Oh dear

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:39

His little brother is Dappy.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:41

Cringe!

ROAR at the bloody Chuckle Brothers rapping.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:41

Please tell me this isnt gonna rap. My mam says I'm good...OK then hmm

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:03:47

LAFFS at memory ffs

mammamoomin Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:03

Did anyone else think of East 17 when he was with his brother outside???

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:13

Oh I love a Salford accent.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:15

Yes yes to Pava, Pava, Pavadise...

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:27

Of god sue I think you might be right standing by that graffiti well tough growing up seeing that sort of thing.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:32

DO NOT RAP

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:04:47

Mams crying cos she knows she'll never show her ace at Mecca again

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HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:05:03

Humphy face to all you Haterz saying he'd be a rapper.

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:05:05

Ooooooh the cheeky little chappy crooning away!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:05:14

well, that's a shocker.
Crap country ballad, no rap

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:05:25

Ooooops! He's good. Sorry.

No, he's going to mash up Eminem and Cuntry'n'Western.
Excellent. Like Salford meets Nashville meets Vinny Jones doing Karaoke.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:05:48

He should go on Danny's team and beat him to a pulp

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HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:06:09

COuntry version of Woolly Bully?
I'd pay for that.

Will-Yum don't want him. He's had cowboys before.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:06:31

Lol I was so wrong... I'm a bit impressed.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:06:46

He sounded like a 50 year old

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:04

Oooh good pitch Danny!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:08

He needed A LOT of wet wipes after that, Sue sad

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:09

I hate the way Mancunians say Manchester
(am Mancunian. I cringe).

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:24

One of the biggest markets in the world.

After Bury Market

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:37

or biscuit

If Danny knows how to write for a Cuntry market, why doesn't he, and make a million?
Don't tell me he was only waiting from some square headed bloke from Salford.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:07:47

Manchester-OH

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:04

"I'm from manchestor"

What is it about the manchester accent that is so dirty? (anyone else remember Terry Christian?)

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:07

Frickin iPad

Manchest-OH

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:09

I hate country voices with a vengeance.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:20

COuntry-Boy has very lovely skin.

Arf at Bury Market
Does he know how to write for that market, do we think?

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HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:46

Hands up who's regretting they didn't have REAL on their bingo sheet?

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:08:51

'The dopest thing in the history of freshness'

I am so using this phrase this weekend.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:09:33

Prolly, Sue. Danny looks like he know markets. And fairgrounds. And where to sell the lead off of a church roof.

Yeah. the thing about doing Funny Voice is that everyone listens to you, waiting for you to be funny. And then you do look silly when you've nothing funny to say.

NB, Will-Je-Suis.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:09:45

Terry Christian is a guilty pleasure of mine. No wet wipes involved there.

Cybbo Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:02

If that skin head boy was busking, we'd all walk RIGHT ON BY

nothing special

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:08

My DS loves rhyming.
He is 4.

Danny is only WAITING for you to get on his section of the Waltzers, inne?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:30

Mia grin

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:32

Shit up Will the poor boy can't think with your grandstanding.

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:33

Hazel - no it's the whole thing so far. Banter between the judges, song choices, format...

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:35

Good choice and yet slightly unexpected.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:39

Shut up Bill

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:45

Tom looks absolutely thrilled.

Boffles, have you done T.Christian? Spillage.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:10:53

Terry'd use a proper flannel.

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:11

Scream if you want to go faster?

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:12

Was that fresh?

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LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:26

Ahh what's up with my typing I meant Shut up.

Tom is a good choice he probably understand the genre more and may have contacts he can introduce the kid too.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:34

Oooh la la, BOF!

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:55

I liked him.

Country music always makes me cry though. Legacy of growing up with a father who listened to George jones all the time.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:11:58

Only in especially filthy dreams, Sue, alas.

Yeah. He'd wreck your neck twirling you.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:12:07

Nah, her mirror's from Ikea.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:12:07

What does shhheeeeeee look like?!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:12:17

If she sings 'At last' I will shoot the telly

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:12:27

Dead gramps alert people

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LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:12:50

Really vintage looks like something out the Next catalogue.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:21

Yuck

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:25

Oh dear don't talk about dead grandparents today is the 5th anniversary of my grannies death. sad

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:35

Poorly Gran? I HAVE NO CHOCOLATE LEFT.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:39

Hahaaaaaa, almost as bad, Raah grin

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:41

Ewww.

Oh dear.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:42

Fuck that's bad

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:52

Aaaaaaaaagh It's awwwwwwwfullllll my ears hurt!

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NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:57

Is it wrong that I've just pissed myself at "boirds in the skoi"

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:13:57

She's going to sing the fuck out of this song.
She's going to sing notes this song has never even dreamt of.

I'm into the 40s look myself. Had never thought of it as 80s Goth, but maybe I have it wrong.
ROARING at skoioioioioieyeyeyey. Pam Ayres lives.

joanofarchitrave Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:06

aargh, zero rhythm

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:06

WTF is with singing "I" like that?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:10

Bof- this was my second optiongrin

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:10

She should have taken her chewie out first.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:11

She's trying way too hard to be like Paloma Faith.

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:27

Eeeek!

You have NO IDEA how I feel, love. <dies larfing>

TinyPawz Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:38

holy good god......

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:14:56

No Jessie!

It is a new loife, to be fair. In that Skoi.

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Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:22

Hahahahahaha

jessie gets stuck with the vintage crap singer.

Should have heeded Aswad- Don't turn around!!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:32

You know Jessie's advice wont be to 'pare it back a bit, love'

Why do I know the name Katie Benbow?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:48

Poorly grandmother...

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:48

Sob story already? Sheesh!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:54

I hope she said wink

wibblyjelly Sat 30-Mar-13 20:15:54

Am I alone in thinking the judges shouldn't be able to talk or see each other, until the song has ended?

She is going to be deliciously annoying

Never had any training? Get away grin

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Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:16:33

Kay Benbow is a producer on loads of cbeebies shows, i think.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:16:42

Awe bless her that was sweet.

Oh, good. Jessie is going to sing.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:16:51

I hope Wayne Rooney isn't watching- her granny wouldn't stand a chance.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:17

She struggles to talk clearly nivver mind sing. hmm There are soooooooo many things I can teach you {vomit}

Arf, Raah, you know me so well

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:37

But she was seriously awful.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:38

Cher Lloyds big sister

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:39

Wibblyjelly - I assumed that would be the case before the beginning if the last series and thought that might be one of the changes for this series.

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:44

Oh I'm so glad Terry C is other people's guilty (imaginary) pleasure as well.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:17:52

Raah PMSL you have been held hostage to Cebbies for to long. grin

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:02

Sue grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:07

Right, who want's my Kavana triv?

Kavana! So forgettable they're playing Hanson as his background track grin

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:24

He's a friend of.... Boombaba Boombada

FrickingFedUp Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:25

Kavanagh! Used to love him!

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:26

She reminds me of Cher Lloyd!

Mememe, Hazel.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:34

Here is the failed professional...they usually bomb.

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:47

ooh another Manchestor lad.

verily my cup runneth over.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:54

I actually do vaguely remember Kavanagh

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:18:54

Littlebairn- I know!!

oo- Kavanah

<be shit>

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:10

He's alwready tried a couple of other shows:
the grease one - with Brian Mc's sister.

Also was at judges house one year.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:12

I recognise his face but nothing about him.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:15

Best male singer 100 years Ago. No pressure then. Is he allowed on here?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:23

Judges house on Xfactor.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:43

I remember this guy!

I've sneaked a caramel out of my galaxy egg, just to get me through the programme.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:48

BOF BOF - if you close your eyes, can you pretend he's Terry?

I thought Kavanagh but the interwebs suggested the other way. We've spelled it three ways so far, i hope he bombs or that'll be an annoyance for weeks grin
Or until we give him a cruel nickname.

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MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:57

Will he do his old hit?

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:19:59

Fuck, I remember him.

Sue,are you not thinking of the Admiral Benbow in Treasure Island?

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:19

He can't even sign in key!

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:20

Kavenagh - I hope no one turns around! They had someone like this last time and no one turned around - can't quite remember who though!

Pure shite <hugs self>

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:23

He's a friend of.... Boombaba Boombada

That's Mel B, btw.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:38

Another of my very favourite songs being ruined. very weak voice.

A few 'um yeahs' won't help.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:44

Ah, but it is over, mate. And it was a long time ago.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:47

And he's massacring one of my favourite songs.

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thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:57

The fails never get picked do they?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:20:58

He spelt it KAVANA when he was a star.
I remember.
<Ages self>

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:19

Load of wank

Mooshbag Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:21

I bought this single

They had her from all the West End stuff last time and nobody turned.
Which was prolly a blessing, as she was contracted to Sir Toady IIRC.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:24

Snap raahh.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:27

DON'T TURN AROUND!!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:40

A Kay Benbow (female) is head controller of Cebbies...

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:48

Poor bastard.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:51

Hurray!!

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:52

His friend is a bit OTT

Is he, Hazel?
I hate Mel B. Even more than Geri. Even more than Jessie J.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:21:58

OMG...he bombed poor bloke. sad

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:02

I don't actually like it when they are bad, it makes me clench.

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:08

Jessie J will pretend she remembers him!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:08

Kerry Ellis, Sue.
Can you remember the scowls she gave when she wasn't picked?

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:22

His voice is so weak now... Not that it was anything to begin with sad he just can't let go of the dream.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:26

He's still very good looking when he smiles it's got to be said.

Tactful, Danny.
He was in Smash Hits when you were on the Hook a Duck.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:33

'A massive artist' might be slightly pushing it.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:35

Excruciating.

joanofarchitrave Sat 30-Mar-13 20:22:37

it's a shit business

Kerry Ellis, yes. She was cross.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:00

Oh dear- it's sad when Dannyfromthescript talks about you in the past tense sad

<necks vodka for PITCHY>

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:04

Ouch

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:17

The galaxy didn't last long. Sigh.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:25

Jessie's about 10 years too young to remember him!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:29

Bill.Je.Suis thought he was shit.

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:23:50

awkward.

They should have played the Crowded House on the way out. Just for the lolz.

Plumsofgold Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:07

How old is Jessie j?

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:14

He does come across as a nic guy.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:21

Dannys just realising that today's voice judge is tomorrows britains got talent contestant.

(please god)

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:22

"really hard to see a mate not get through" Um Danny you asked him what his name was!

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:26

Awwwwww he helps dogs. Vote for him!

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:30

Jessie must be 24, 25 ?

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:46

Why do they say 'pitchy'? What is wrong with 'out of tune'??

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:24:54

He has a nice face.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:00

Ooh, I hope Doggy Boy is good.

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:05

she said 24 earlier plums

This is the fella who looks like Bill-Ich-Bin, but not in miniature form. A giant Blackeyed Pea, if you will.

did we not have someone from the Lion King last year? big thighs? We perved?
Roger?

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:09

Well professional means you get paid really

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:14

I quit fancied Kav blush

Is Danny still shagging that bo bird from the last series?

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:31

It's going to be a crying song, isn't it?

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:39

He looks like Williams Uncle

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:25:54

They will all turn round

Now, he;s on last. That means a standing ovation, OR an extra song.

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:26:02

No Oldies tonight then? As in people, not songs. The songs should have been cremated years ago.

Is Will-he-bum going to SIT on his buzzer?

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:26:30

She's just 25

Danny is 32 Will 38 and Tom 502 so she's the baby

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:26:38

I've pushed MY button!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:26:38

Jessie is about 24/25 I'm only a few years older and I (vaguely) remembered him.

This guy spookily looks like will.i.am is his sob story going to be his daddy buggered off to the USA...

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:27:01

Ewww at jessie humping her chair.

She's 24, she said so to the Essex one.

XBenedict Sat 30-Mar-13 20:27:29

He was good!

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:27:43

I'd like to sit on Williams buzzer hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:03

This isn't tig, is it?

First to tig the singer, gets him.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:06

Sit down! leave the bloke alone!

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:15

They are reading the thread again...

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:21

This guys been the best so far for me...in fact the only one that pushed my buttons.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:29

Pmsl at Jessie writhing around there. Surely he's bound to pick her after that!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:28:51

Lol see they agree with me wills double!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:29:02

Are the glasses fake? I couldn't wear someone else's glasses.

He's very pretty though.
Too nice for Jessie or Danny perving over him

VivaLeBeaver Sat 30-Mar-13 20:29:07

This isn't live is it?

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:29:09

Awww, I bet he sings to the puppies.

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:29:56

Fuck even the smile is exactly the same!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:30:39

Sir Tom's name dropping again.grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:30:40

Ooo-err Tom

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:30:50

Did Tom jones just name heck Pavarotti? Top THAT whippersnappers!

It's not live, or she'd have hair. They've been touting him all over t'interwebs as the doggy saving Will-I-Was mini-me (or biggy-me), so he must be around for a while.

zukiecat Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:01

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:01

Don't pick Jessie, ffs.

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:07

The last winner had 71 years of Tom's experience. Where is she now hmm

JaquelineHyde Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:16

Oooh if he goes to team Will I will be dreaming of being in a team Will sandwich...

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:38

'I am a palm tree'

grin

Jessie 'people think I only listen to R&B'

Jessie - people don't give that much thought to what you do. Truly, they don't.

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:55

Good singer, nice fella, kind to puppies but is it me, or is he a bit of a halfwit

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:31:57

PIck will!
I want more scenes of the 2 together.

I think I am a palm tree. Or perhaps a Yukka.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:04

Yayyyyy!

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:16

Jessie's dry humping didn't do it!

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:23

Wtf I'm a palm tree...yeah and I'm a dishwasher. hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:32

God, they can duet!
'Just the 2 of Us'?

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:37

Has anyone gone with S'Tom yet?

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:44

I'm a bonsai.A fat bonsai

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:32:56

'Molly and Polly' from Pigeon Street?

I think I could be a monkey puzzle.

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:33:26

Just realised I sent dd2 up stairs to put pjs on about half an hour ago and didn't notice she's not returned...

Doesnt know his dad! There's a Jeremy Kyle show in there...

Mynewmoniker Sat 30-Mar-13 20:33:52

The blind auditions...with the deaf judges hmm

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:34:28

I don't like the blonde in red who screeched at the end already!

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:34:32

rhonda -I'm always doing that blush rubbish mother

Next week, more tree metaphors. Danny finds a special friend cuts a whole in his pocket. Jessie tapes up her mouth for Children in Need. Will-Je-Suis' mother comes on with Jezza Kyle for DNA testing.
Don't miss it...

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:34:43

'Series producer: Clodagh O'Donoghue'

NOW it makes sense.

whole? HOLE ffs.

Arf at Clodagh. It's not what you know...

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:35:15

Will might not know his dad but I'd ask that guys mum she might have met him once...

ommmward Sat 30-Mar-13 20:36:15

Good night, laydeez

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:36:29

Well, that was fun.

But my glass is empty.grin

rhondajean Sat 30-Mar-13 20:36:45

Does anyone know about Danny and bo?

AuntieMaggie Sat 30-Mar-13 20:36:48

Danny is bloody annoying even if he is lovely looking... he's stealing Jessie's annoying trying to turn the other persons chair back the other way and go and hug the singer moves in his desperation for a friend..

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 30-Mar-13 20:37:24

It was fun!
And it's been a joy and an honour to have the Lover-ly SuePB back in our midst.

Next week?

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:37:49

Well they were disappointingly normal.

Not a sniff of a couples educational DVD to be had. Here's looking forward to next week

GW297 Sat 30-Mar-13 20:38:16

Can't be very motivating for them given the level of success last year's winner has enjoyed to date.

I think Jessie J and Danny filled up their teams quickly last time and the other two shared the remaining contestants.

thornrose Sat 30-Mar-13 20:38:42

My sister is on holiday and we'd usually text each other all through The Voice. You bitches have stopped me from missing my dear sis so much wink

LittleBairn Sat 30-Mar-13 20:38:47

rhonda not much don't think they ever got together (her mum died soon after The Voice so must have been a difficult time) but think they might be friends under the redar.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:39:01

Noel there's still time for some odd-balls <hopeful>

MiaCulper Sat 30-Mar-13 20:39:19

Early night for me. I'd forgotten how exhausting it is to watch, comment, read, snigger and eat chocolate.

Until next week.

Raahh Sat 30-Mar-13 20:39:45

thorn- it's all part of the servicegrin

BOEUF Sat 30-Mar-13 20:42:24

Oh thornrose, I'm glad we were good for something grin

NoelHeadbands Sat 30-Mar-13 20:45:00

Cross fingers Raah!

Night all

I think Bo realised that he hasn't a thought in his pretty wee head or a brain cell to bless hisself with.
Hazel <smooch> See you all next week <sneaks back out back door>

<sneaks back in>

Oi, Raah? New thread?

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 17:45:25

I'm trying! My bloody pc keeps crashing!!

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 17:46:15

Will try on my phone ( grumble)

I'm on t'laptop, do you want me to?

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 17:55:14

thin this has worked

managed to start two threadsblush

<sob>

Raahh Sat 06-Apr-13 17:55:32

think

(gives up)

teejwood Sat 06-Apr-13 19:06:40

Evening all! wine
Is anyone else playing the predictor game?

Judge bunfight to start off the night grin

Thought that Emma looked terrified nearly all the way through. Got better at the end, though.
Oops, I'm not supposed to be judging am I ? blush
Well, glad Tom chose her, I like him.

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