For all things Real Housewives

(258 Posts)
Joekate Wed 27-Feb-13 12:27:06

I thought I would start a new thread seeings as the Atlanta series starts tonight, and you never know ITV2 may start NY or OC at any time. Is this the first series of Atlanta or am I playing catch up again.

ThwartedbyMum Wed 27-Feb-13 12:30:12

I think this is the first time Atlanta has been shown in the UK - its upto season 5 in the US.

newpup Wed 27-Feb-13 13:27:34

Real Housewives is my guilty pleasure! I record them to watch when I am ironing. I watch New York, Orange County and Beverley Hills. I am looking forward to Atlanta. I would think that either NY or OC is due a new season soon.

Sailormercury Wed 27-Feb-13 13:33:30

I miss Jill from NY! She is my favourite housewife EVER.

Joekate Wed 27-Feb-13 13:48:21

Same here Newpup (although, I don't do ironing grin) but I've just discovered them recently so don't really know who everyone is. So to get one at the very beginning is ace. I am easily pleased! My DH makes comments, but then he came through from the kitchen with a comment about Kim yesterday so I think it's growing on him.

TobyLerone Wed 27-Feb-13 13:54:14

Is Atlanta new to the uk? So series 1?

ThwartedbyMum Wed 27-Feb-13 14:06:13

I just did an episode search for next week and it mentions a housewife that was only in series 1 so it would appear it is series 1.

TobyLerone Wed 27-Feb-13 14:07:29

Oooh, maybe a new addiction for me, then!

minicreamegg Wed 27-Feb-13 16:13:55

The new OC one starts shortly in US so hopefully won't be long until ITV2 shows it smile everyone is back and there is also I new girl.

derektheladyhamster Wed 27-Feb-13 16:16:23

I've been watching Miami on Bio.

One of the girls mothers is an advert for NEVER having any kind of plastic surgery!

poorbuthappy Wed 27-Feb-13 16:28:09

oh my dear lord, Atlanta is either going to be brilliant or completely crap.

Big Papa? confused

HarrogateMum Wed 27-Feb-13 16:35:14

I think it will take a couple of episodes to get into.....but agree big popa???!!

OverlyYappy Wed 27-Feb-13 16:40:36

I cannot seem to take to this one, I need to though, there is nothing else I watch.

I miss the OC and NY and was only just getting into BH. Atlanta may grow on me

kansasmum Wed 27-Feb-13 16:51:31

I'm sure I've seen this one before. Have to admit really didn't like it The women seem really odd- cant find the right word!! Fake maybe?!

Slainte Wed 27-Feb-13 17:04:46

Oh this is awful. I think it's worse than the others as all they seem to talk about is how much money they have. Plus they've such a sense of entitlement!

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Wed 27-Feb-13 17:34:18


It seems really tacky.

Are these women going to be hard to like? hmm

libbydenise Wed 27-Feb-13 18:50:01

smile Agree

Joekate Wed 27-Feb-13 19:02:23

Mmmm hmm I'm trying to take to them, but am finding it hard. NeNe needs to keep the chachas in check - less is more. And the one who had the party - I think she is going to be hard to take. Not sure at all - I'll have to wait and see. Anyone seen more of this than we have? Does it get better?

JaquelineHyde Wed 27-Feb-13 20:37:10

Hahahahaha I bloody love it grin

The entitled, cheap, money grabbing bitchfest is go, go, go.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 27-Feb-13 20:38:16

I see now why Andy Cohen thought the BH lot were so 'classy'

ThwartedbyMum Wed 27-Feb-13 20:45:52

I think this series is very different to the others, there is definitely no class in the Atlanta Housewives! Watching them in the first programme and knowing how things progress ( I wont give out any spoilers unless anyone wants them!) was quite amusing! When I watched this series the first time it was a marathon of all the episodes over 2 days I was completely hooked.

ujjayi Wed 27-Feb-13 23:08:55

Dreadful. Just dreadful. Miss BH -even Dana has more class than this lot!

MrsBucketxx Thu 28-Feb-13 07:51:35

I'm watching this morning how pissed am I that bh is not in itv player as I missed the last one.

OverlyYappy Thu 28-Feb-13 08:04:29

I feel like complaining to ITV2 tbh.

They got me all addicted last summer holidays with their 2 back to backs of NY and OC, now they have left me with ONE and I do not like it. It's very unfair. I have nothing to watch anymore.

TobyLerone Thu 28-Feb-13 08:15:51

The new BH must be on soon.

TobyLerone Thu 28-Feb-13 08:42:31

Just catching up with yesterday's atlanta. Nene neneeds to wear a bra!

MrsBucketxx Thu 28-Feb-13 10:49:18

if I called dh big pappa, he would be like hmm

im agog, agog I tell ya grin

MrsBucketxx Thu 28-Feb-13 11:15:27

kim is just tacky tacky tacky.

too big for that dress too, with fake bad extensions. yuk.

Joekate Thu 28-Feb-13 12:03:57

Nene is in The New Normal!!

newpup Thu 28-Feb-13 13:10:27

Good Lord! They are hard to like! So in your face and neuveau riche! MONEY! Being screamed at you. Are they all married to basketball players! I can not get past the woman who wants a divorce settlement to keep her in the lifestyle she has. She was charming! hmm Also Deshawn saying she did not want to deal with 'the other people' regading her staff! Just a little different to Lisa of BH offering to lend her housekeeper shoes. BH housewives seem a long way from these women!

MrsBucketxx Thu 28-Feb-13 13:34:19

lisa was so normal in comparison, probably has more money too .

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Thu 28-Feb-13 16:21:05

Atlanta Kim doesn't have bad extensions. its a full on wig. I'm convinced

poorbuthappy Thu 28-Feb-13 16:24:13

BH and OC are so much classier than these women, but i have to keep watching! blush

derektheladyhamster Thu 28-Feb-13 16:26:56

18,000 for a child's party! That's sooo cheap. Taylor spent 40,000

Slainte Thu 28-Feb-13 16:42:10

What a horrible me me me me look at me angry

Slainte Thu 28-Feb-13 16:42:33

I mean NeNe or whatever her name is.

ihatethecold Thu 28-Feb-13 20:19:47

I've only watched the first one. Not seen today's yet.
Not liking this one at all. The women are awful. Just tacky. That woman nene and her norks are a bit grim! confused

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 01-Mar-13 16:24:39

Do we ever find out who big papa is? I'm assuming he's married.

These women are just oozing class aren't they wink

Mynewmoniker Fri 01-Mar-13 16:29:12

I'm not warming to these lot either sad

Screetching, boobs on show, bores.

Anyone know who BigPaPa is to make it a bit more interesting before I go back to Four in a Bed?

TobyLerone Fri 01-Mar-13 16:30:25

I googled big papa yesterday. I was none the wiser.

tiredemma Fri 01-Mar-13 16:34:15

Cant get into it.

seen more of Nene's bosom than I have of my own this week.

I'm only continuing to watch because apparently Nene and Kim have a mahooosive fall out.

Buzzardbird Fri 01-Mar-13 16:53:48

Ridiculous names, very nouveau riche, horrible manners, keep saying "axe" instead of "ask" ffs grrrr! And nene's boobs are just wrong.

I also missed the reunions of New Jersey on Bio of the high windy weather a couple of weeks ago spinning the dish around and can't get it anywhere on the interweb.

I'm annoyed.

Have already seen the OC and BH ones but have Miami on Bio and as someone else said the mother's face is a good advert to not do surgery.

Yes incognito, that has to be a syrup!

Mynewmoniker Fri 01-Mar-13 16:54:06

If nothing exciting happens before this episode finishes I wont be watching again.

Buzzardbird Fri 01-Mar-13 16:55:49

Oh for the love of god, all that money and still can't afford a bra!

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 01-Mar-13 17:01:29

I agree I just can't like any of them which is quite shocking because I usually like at least one.

Orenishii Fri 01-Mar-13 17:15:45

Is anyone watching Millionaire Matchmaker on after Atlanta? Boss lady is HIDEOUS.

Also, last night i dreamt Lisa was my mum. It was wonderful.

Buzzardbird Fri 01-Mar-13 17:17:32

I wish Lisa was my mum, well not mum but maybe auntie.

She is so funny and straight talking and probably smells of roses. smile

FiveGoMadInDorset Fri 01-Mar-13 17:24:28

Upper class they ain't.

Orenishii Fri 01-Mar-13 17:27:30

Kim wears a complete wig. Not a hair piece. A whole wig. No one's ever seen her real hair.

ujjayi Fri 01-Mar-13 17:34:09

So two of them are married to sports stars, Kim is bankrolled by Big Papa (boak), Sherree (?) is on the road to a big divorce settlement but what is NeNe's income/work status?

I'm not sure I even care gringrin. The accents are the best thing about it! I think this one will go the same way as DC version which they only bothered to show one series of.

FiveGoMadInDorset Fri 01-Mar-13 17:36:54

Nene is married to someone who looks old enough to be her father.

Buzzardbird Fri 01-Mar-13 17:39:42

No, someone said upthread that they are on series 5 in US.

whatphididnext Fri 01-Mar-13 17:45:30

I'm not really warming to RHOAtlanta either.
But then i thought RHONY were all vile initially and a 2 episodes in I was completely hooked and have watched all the seasons they have shown in the UK.

On the other hand i loved RHOBH straight out the starting gates and I miss it dreadfully.

Any further update when the UK is getting Season 3 of BH? I haven;t found any info on google.

FiveGoMadInDorset Fri 01-Mar-13 17:46:54

BH got me hooked on RH, so this one is severely lacking. They are just so rude, no style, no class.

FiveGoMadInDorset Fri 01-Mar-13 17:47:28

But hey at least they eat and don't share pizza.

whatphididnext Fri 01-Mar-13 17:49:33

Yes, at least they are not skeletal like Taylor and Brandi. We probably saw as much of brabdi's norks as we are seeing of NeNe TBF

whatphididnext Fri 01-Mar-13 17:50:31

I mean Brandi

How rude was that woman on the blind date? shock

Oops wrong program, I thought we were still watching housewives of Atlanta but we weren't blush

ThwartedbyMum Fri 01-Mar-13 19:19:40

RHOA is the most popular of the series in the US and the most popular reality series on the Bravo network, so stick with it it does get better!
In answer to a couple of questions upthread
Big Poppa is never named in the series but can easily be found with a quick google search, however I had never heard of him so probably not known outside of America.
Kim does wear a wig all is explained at the end of the series in the reunion show. She has shown her real hair in an episode much later on.
Nene at this point in the series does not work.
Anyone else have anything they want to know?

whatphididnext Fri 01-Mar-13 19:39:26

Thwarted I just googled Big Poppa. Not a pretty sight really.

Okay I'm going to stick with Atlanta on your say-so smile

MrsBucketxx Sat 02-Mar-13 09:02:26

I just googled too, what it is with american women eeekkkk, status over everything.

I missed yesterday's so ill ne watching monday.

MrsBucketxx Sat 02-Mar-13 09:03:06

why does she wear a wig then?

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 04-Mar-13 13:00:19 eek this needs to be shown in this country now.


IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 04-Mar-13 13:01:34

And this makes me wonder how a certain 2 people are apparently together now too.

Warning again more spoilers

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 04-Mar-13 13:02:02 eek this needs to be shown in this country now.


Sorry forgot to click

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 04-Mar-13 13:02:21

And this makes me wonder how a certain 2 people are apparently together now too.

Warning again more spoilers

sorry forget to click

babyfirefly1980 Mon 04-Mar-13 18:05:19

I found it genuinely hilarious today when Sheree and Kim were going on about how beautiful and talented they both are. All said with complete seriousness, just amazing.

Joekate Mon 04-Mar-13 19:09:17

Ooooh, need series three NOW!! Until then, I shall be dragged into the world of the Atlanta's - strangely compelling (I have no idea why...)

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 04-Mar-13 19:13:37

Oh a new one ! Must catch up !

whatphididnext Mon 04-Mar-13 19:30:14

I can't wait till november for BH. What are they playing at ?!?

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 04-Mar-13 20:59:17

Is anyone watching Big Rich Texas?

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Mon 04-Mar-13 22:27:37

Bloody November! Thats almost a year.

I'm really struggling to watch Atlanta. None of them are likeable and they're quite shallow and bitchy. And that's after watching Tamra Barney all this time. grin

Joekate Mon 04-Mar-13 22:46:09

Why is it so hard to get previous series on DVD? Surely there is a demand. November is soooo far away.

whatphididnext Mon 04-Mar-13 23:11:23

The fabulous Ms Vanderpump


MrsBucketxx Tue 05-Mar-13 07:59:11

can see lisa being that good sad

valiumredhead Tue 05-Mar-13 08:45:13

Which day and channel is the Atlanta one on please? Is it series one? That was shown a couple of years ago.

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 05-Mar-13 10:39:15

Poison fish ha ha haha ha

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 05-Mar-13 10:39:31

ITV 2 10.30am

Mynewmoniker Tue 05-Mar-13 16:38:17

Anyone watching now?

"How come she's telling me I can't sing?" when I'm this rich grin

She tells me I don't know the ABCs of music, I don't need to, I'm a singer!

grin grin

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Tue 05-Mar-13 16:45:07

oh SP you just what I was thinking.

and the "I don't wear panties"

I mean what the hell????

Bring back DC all is forgiven!!

I'm going back to my book.

ThwartedbyMum Tue 05-Mar-13 16:45:43

"The wig is squeezing her brain!"

How do you spell cat? I said K-A-T' grin


Mynewmoniker Tue 05-Mar-13 16:57:19

I wonder if she'd asked "How do you spell cr*p?"instead grin

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Tue 05-Mar-13 16:57:21

There has to be a brain to be squeezed.

And what is Sheree thinking saying she sounds great. lying cow. She should have been honest.

Her voice is really bad! She sounds like me after a few vodkas grin Can I get a record deal?!

Mynewmoniker Tue 05-Mar-13 17:09:32

Only if you are VERY rich and wear a stooooopid wig SPs wink

roundtable Tue 05-Mar-13 17:23:11

Ooh marking place for when I have more time for indepth bitching analysis of the housewives.

I'm just finishing oc as I was away for 2 weeks. Tamra is so rude about people but I can't help but love her! blush

Bartlebee Tue 05-Mar-13 18:20:59

She is tone deaf; that studio session was excruciating. And is she a man in drag.

I'm struggling with this lot and their silly names. They seem to think they're fancy, but they all seem a bit trailer park to me.

ujjayi Tue 05-Mar-13 22:56:55

They are totally trailer park.

I keep watching but I am just astounded at their delusional view of their own lives/self importance/ talents.

Deshawn was an absolute fool with her fundraiser. Who holds an event of that type and then doesn't charge a ticket fee? Those kind of events are always ticketed - that's the basic covering costs at the very least. With all those staff and event organisers you'd have thought someone would have known what they were doing.

Nene's BFF/stylist.....boy, way too try hard.

I want to like Kim because I think she is probably a very insecure person who desperately wants to fit in and make her mark somehow. However, her constant fag on the go and her Big Pappa sugar daddy shit just get right on my pip.

CherylTrole Tue 05-Mar-13 23:24:17

Cannot watch Atlanta, it is awful. I miss Beverly Hills.

MrsBucketxx Wed 06-Mar-13 07:55:48

atlanta is very hard to watch, I'm skippingbits which is odd for me.

the fundraiser was a joke, who doesn't charge for tickets and the auction wasnt seated etc.

they all have no class and thats really hard to watch kim wants to fit in so much you can't see the real her, she wants to be something she isn't, when she spends big popoas mobey I can just see the eye rolls on the end of the phone, who would want to date a leach like that.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Mar-13 10:38:37

The pink boot pole dancing was like Geordie Shore

HormonalHousewife Wed 06-Mar-13 10:42:03

Lordy lordy that NeNe and the maths homework.

How do they manage their money confused

makingdoo Wed 06-Mar-13 11:06:26

Oh Atlanta is sooooo hard to watch but I'm off work ill so nowt else on!

I only saw the last few wks of BH but I lived it. Also really like OC & NY - anyone know when they are back?

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 06-Mar-13 17:08:09

Anyone doing "Big Rich Texas" on Sunday evening? First one on the third.

I'm finding it easier going than Atlanta. Missing my BH fix. grin this'lldoin the meantime....

ujjayi Wed 06-Mar-13 18:02:35

So Sherree is a fashion designer.........That's great news for me because it shows that I needn't spend a further £27K on uni fees. I just need to employ someone to design and someone to make and bam, I've got my own range hmm.

And she still managed to screw it up! She needs to have a chat with that other great fashion designer, Mrs Beckham.

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 06-Mar-13 19:00:45

Loved the fashion show with no fashion.....she didn't even plan on wearing one of her own designs. Mega embarrassing when her friends asked if the dress she was wearing was one of her own.

Well, i was recording Atlanta. Has it changed times or channels? It's not on my recorded programmes this week anyway.

I was well and truly sucked into Orange County. Didn't think it would be possible after BH and New Yawk!! How creepy is Brookes? Yikes. I have been trying to get hold of old seasons but all i could find was this spectacular Bitch Fight here from years back. Oooh It's BAD but wonderful :

Really want to see Vanderpumps Rules. I was very excited the other week as i work with a guy who used to model, and so did his sister, back in the Eighties. His sister is one of Lisa's friends but doesn't live in BH and apparently Lisa is very genuine. She also is friendly with Jill Zarin, who is 'lovely' and Bethany Frankel who is 'allegedly' the opposite.

FiveGoMadInDorset Wed 06-Mar-13 19:11:22

I am finding that I am not rushing home to watch it. The Millionaire Matchmaker on the other hand is hilarious.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 06-Mar-13 22:05:49

Wally, yes I'm doing Big Rich ! Unreal .

Bartlebee Wed 06-Mar-13 23:00:08

I'm going to the US soon. Am sadly looking forward to watching Bravo channel.

DH will divorce me..

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 06-Mar-13 23:02:09

I loathe the Atlanta ones - is Kim ever without a glass and cigarette in her hands?

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Mar-13 07:52:12

the no fashion fashion show how funny,

I bet itv 2 are cursing I bet loads are switching off.

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 07-Mar-13 11:16:21

They drink so much wine !!!

Buzzardbird Thu 07-Mar-13 14:01:19

No-one watching Miami and New Jersey on Bio?

ujjayi Thu 07-Mar-13 17:58:33

Wow. Kim makes Adrienne from BH look expensive. Did you clock that bizarre hot pink/black frill monstrosity she wore?

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Thu 07-Mar-13 19:08:08

Don't have Bio Buzzard

However I have seen clips of new jersey on the you tube and I have to say wow grin

TobyLerone Thu 07-Mar-13 21:12:53

I hated New Jersey. I tried to like it but failed.

Tonight's must have been the last in the series. That was a short one confused

WallyBantersJunkBox Thu 07-Mar-13 21:32:21

There will be the live reunions, and the cut scenes to go yet....did seem kind of fast, but they are a few series in to it in the US.

Seems like they've gotten rid of DeShawn after the first one. She was apparently too nice for the circus.

Second Big Rich Texas was hysterical with the pageant training. hmm

TobyLerone Thu 07-Mar-13 21:40:14

But this was only 8? episodes. The others have 24 or something.

WallyBantersJunkBox Thu 07-Mar-13 22:05:07

There were 9 but there will be more in the second series. If they show it!

thenightsky Thu 07-Mar-13 22:23:36

When is Big Rich Texas on? and which channel?

ThwartedbyMum Fri 08-Mar-13 09:11:35

A lot of DeShawns scenes were cut because of her husband, apparently he was absolutely vile to her even when the camera were around and the production staff had to keep on reminding him he was being filmed but seemingly he didn't care. He had a mistress and when she gave birth to their child he left Deshawn, they divorced and her dream house has now been sold.
The new housewife is Kandi Buruss who was in girl group but is better known for her songwriting, TLC's No Scrubs is one of her songs.

TobyLerone Fri 08-Mar-13 09:15:32


MrsBucketxx Fri 08-Mar-13 09:25:40

he wasnt very nice at the fundraiser tbh.

she is better off without him.

CockyPants Fri 08-Mar-13 11:09:24

Atlanta really trashy. Especially Kim and her Big Daddy shit.

libbydenise Fri 08-Mar-13 13:17:44

When is BH back or OC... or ANYTHING other than this one??smile

ujjayi Fri 08-Mar-13 22:01:59

Wow. The reunion show was just awful. All the threats of violence....predominantly from two women starting a foundation to support victims of domestic violence. Incredible.

I really hope ITV2 ditch this one.

bananananacoconuts Fri 08-Mar-13 22:24:46

haven't read entire thread so unsure if it's been mentioned but it's New Jersey all the way for Caroline Manzo!

ihatethecold Sat 09-Mar-13 11:12:39

doea anyone know if there will be a new series of housewives next week?

ujjayi Sat 09-Mar-13 12:30:46

Yep. Second series starts tuesday I think. Monday is unseen footage.

<<wanders around house looking for misplaced life>>

FiveGoMadInDorset Sat 09-Mar-13 12:45:51

Catching up with Big Rich Texas, much better than RHOA

Hattie23 Sun 10-Mar-13 12:45:02

Big Rich Texas is on all day today on Style. That's the hoovering forgotten!!
BRT is sooo much better than RHOA but i still can't wait for RHBH & OC to start again.

MrsBucketxx Mon 11-Mar-13 16:26:47

nee nee needs a bra I dont need to see boobs that big balk

Parrish Tue 12-Mar-13 13:52:30

Series 2 of RH Miami is on today at 1300 but I only recognise Marysol ! Where's her mum?!

Parrish Tue 12-Mar-13 13:52:41

Bio channel

Parrish Tue 12-Mar-13 13:58:45

It's episode 4 today...

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 13-Mar-13 00:18:05

I love NeNe's bangers. I wish mine were that smooth and bouncy. grin

I actually quite enjoyed the episode of series 2 tonight. I actually laughed out loud at Sheree and the party planner.

Oh dear, it could be growing on me.

Tonight I came home from work, didn't utter a word, ate egg on toast, and watched two recorded episodes of Coronation St, two RHOA and then Big Rich Texas.

I think the divorce papers could be in the post...

vjg13 Wed 13-Mar-13 11:18:49

Oooh, what's Big Rich Texas, can't be missing out on a new crappy tv programme!?

poorbuthappy Wed 13-Mar-13 11:19:59

Big rich takes it to a whole new level.

It's fabulous!!!grin

vjg13 Wed 13-Mar-13 11:24:50

Thanks, which channel and what time please smile?

Joekate Wed 13-Mar-13 12:37:12

Was it just me, or did the guy who does all the reunion shows look genuinely scared during the end of season get to gether? Well and truely sucked in now to season 2...blush

valiumredhead Wed 13-Mar-13 15:40:26

I doubt he's that scared joe he's the producer iirc - he has probably orchestrated everything that comes out of their mouths wink

LOVE the new series of Atlanta already grin

ChipTheFish Wed 13-Mar-13 16:03:08

The Atlanta lot are ALWAYS boozing! Has Kim had surgery/lost a lot of weight? She looked so different on the first episode of S2 yesterday.

valiumredhead Wed 13-Mar-13 16:08:12

Kim's wig is about a third of the size it was in series 1, that would account for about a 25 lb weight loss!

TobyLerone Wed 13-Mar-13 16:43:18

Kim's face is definitely thinner in S2.

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 13-Mar-13 18:07:11

Kim's bought a new set of boobs with her series 1 salary!

They are like footballs!

And that suck up designer grin his clothes are awful.

Hattie23 Wed 13-Mar-13 21:53:12

NeNe is being a bit more likeable this season.
vjg13 - Big Rich Texas is ITV2 on Weds and Sun evening. Tonight it's Season 1 Episode 4 of 10 at 10.50pm.
It's mothers and daughters and I got sucked straight in.
They had an all day on Style last Sunday!!

Joekate Thu 14-Mar-13 15:06:19

I'm not sure if I like the new girl - I can't make out what she is saying because she doesn't open her mouth and talks through her teeth. How picky am I?? grin Just phoned my DH to set the recorder for tonights episode and got a long drawn out sigh. He just doesn't understand! smile

tiredemma Thu 14-Mar-13 15:09:27

when is new one on??????


Slainte Thu 14-Mar-13 16:42:09

Just switched on, what is this argument about?

ChipTheFish Thu 14-Mar-13 16:42:15

NeNe is actually my favourite so far this series. Kim isn't genuine and Sheree is so aggressive!

libbydenise Thu 14-Mar-13 19:26:56

ne ; noun, singular.
Definition--big floppy boob.
Has twin of same name, barely seen apart.
Dislikes confinement, strong desire to escape at all cost. smile

valiumredhead Fri 15-Mar-13 11:29:08

I am really enjoying series 2 grin

Buzzardbird Fri 15-Mar-13 13:36:08

Sheree trying to mess with Kim's wig was horrible! It was almost as if someone told her to do it but something in her was making her stop.

TobyLerone Fri 15-Mar-13 13:49:38

I know! I was watching it like this shock

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 15-Mar-13 16:54:09

I really wish Kim had spent her boob money on wigs instead.

And what is with all the wine? hmm

Buzzardbird Fri 15-Mar-13 18:25:56

She does look like smoking is not a good idea re naked flames and nylon wigs hmm

WallyBantersJunkBox Fri 15-Mar-13 20:21:29

It's like the hair you'd find on a Sindy doll in a toy box at the Doctors waiting room.

MaybeOrnot Fri 15-Mar-13 21:56:05

Ne Ne becomes nicer as the series goes on. In every RH, their bitchiness is relevant to their loss of love-life/money. The only constant is Lisa,in RHOBH.

tiredemma Sun 17-Mar-13 08:42:20

Does ANYONE know when the next series of either OC or BH is. I really can't abide the Atlanta ones.

MrsBucketxx Sun 17-Mar-13 08:45:51

I'm missing loads of alanta, I can't like any if them at all.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 17-Mar-13 14:28:08

I want a new NY or OC, my favourites. Enjoying Big Rich Texas more then Atlanta.

valiumredhead Tue 19-Mar-13 12:31:27

I saw BRT for the first time!!! shock

WallyBantersJunkBox Tue 19-Mar-13 12:32:37

Hideously great isn't it Valium

And what the hell is wrong with Leslie's eyes...they freak me right out....

valiumredhead Tue 19-Mar-13 12:44:41

I'm not sure who Leslie is - yet!!

The poor spoiled brat girl who lives with her Godmother, truly a brat or misunderstood? Not sure who is worse, her or the Godmother!

WallyBantersJunkBox Tue 19-Mar-13 16:31:17

Leslie is the godmother grin....

valiumredhead Tue 19-Mar-13 16:33:33

I was more fixated by her weirdly shaped lips...

roundtable Tue 19-Mar-13 16:37:38

Is nene in ' the new normal'? I've only seen one episode but her voice seems very familiar. Must read the credits...

roundtable Tue 19-Mar-13 17:00:18

I've investigated and she is and on glee, which I now remember after reading it! She's done better than kim's country career, I suspect!

Buzzardbird Tue 19-Mar-13 17:20:39

Miami is quite good on Bio but not a patch on the old favourites.

twitchycurtains Tue 19-Mar-13 20:53:25

I just joined the thread to say, that NeNe has fabulous boobs, they all up in your face, so full (this all sounded a lot less freaky in my head), I watch this when dc is distracted, my favourites(well if you can call it that- cos they're all a bit bitchy) are Nene, Lisa and Candy. I love Kim's interviews where she proclaims to be an excellant mum cut to footage of her smoking right next to her children and her telling the new nany what fastfood the kids eat on what days. Sheree is faker than fake.

TobyLerone Tue 19-Mar-13 21:09:25

Ugh. NeNe's boobs are horrible! Saggy and gross and the sort of big which only comes through being overweight.

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 20-Mar-13 00:47:26

I'm really sad, but so excited to want to see these alter ego photo shoots....I thought they were so funny.

I don't really get the fascination with slagging off NeNe's breasts. They are natural with not a hint of a stretch mark and without a bra they hold up well for their size, especially for her age and after two kids.

I also can't believe I am studying them so much... blush

And I like the fact that these women actually seem to eat. But then they need to soak up all the alcohol!

TobyLerone Wed 20-Mar-13 07:11:49

I'm not exactly fascinated with slagging off her breasts hmm

I respectfully disagree with you (and others) about how pert and full they are, is all and happen to think they look like wet sand in an old sock grin

And the alter ego photos looked like they were going to be brilliant. She did a great job of directing them!

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 20-Mar-13 09:52:22

Did I direct my posting specifically to you Toby? hmm

5 or 6 people commented on here on the topic of NeNe's boobs, there were questions in the reunion, it is mentioned on the show, there are threads on related websites for RHOA about them. It's to be expected as they are on display a lot I guess it's her USP.

Interestingly I was reading a thread on NeNe ebaying her clothes from the show. The pink Herve Leger dress that she wears on her Caption clip was up for sale. It was a US size 10, so that would make her a UK size 14 in the second series.

Just as I found on RHOBH when "normal" size 12 people stand next to the Housewives they look completely weird. Most of them must be in negative or zero sizing. I would say Sheree possibly would be too.

On Big Rich Texas I was amazed that the woman who went back to modelling was a plus size model as a US 12. And the diet the regulated recommended doctor provided sounded just scary.

TobyLerone Wed 20-Mar-13 12:16:28

Sorry. I didn't think you had directed what you'd said to me in particular. I was just answering what you'd said. That's usually the point of discussion threads.

I'll be off then!

valiumredhead Wed 20-Mar-13 12:48:40

I think we're so used to seeing fake boobs we forget that real boobs do 'sag.'

I LOVE Kandi's voice, not when she sings just her every day voice, it's so pretty!

WallyBantersJunkBox Wed 20-Mar-13 15:42:39

Oh Toby there is no reason to go, we are evens on one eye roll each...and will agree to disagree on boobyness.

namechangea Wed 20-Mar-13 15:52:57

I'm with Toby. They are terrible, just put them away already.

poorbuthappy Wed 20-Mar-13 17:17:17

Millionaire matchmaker:
"Starbucks is not a food group"

Love her alot.

twitchycurtains Wed 20-Mar-13 21:35:04

I would take Nene's boobs over Kims bolt ons any day of the week, a bit hmm about the overweight comments. She's what many of my friends would describe as "thick" not overweight or fat by any stretch but anyhoo, I have it on in the background, I love how they all bitch about each other in the VT. Sheree really thinks her shit don't stink but kinda needs to sit herself down and maybe even have a word with herself. goes off to search for a millionairematchmaker thread

Buzzardbird Thu 21-Mar-13 11:13:11

Kim stated that 'big daddy' told her to give up work so she could spend more time with her kids and he would look after wasn't so that she could cook them more home meals though was it? Why are those kids eating takeaways every night of the week? How unhealthy is that? I really really want to like someone in this series but I am struggling.
Ne ne is starting to grow on me, totally inappropriate humour is right up my street grin

MaybeOrnot Thu 21-Mar-13 12:27:59

Cynthia is the nicest,and really beautiful.

WallyBantersJunkBox Thu 21-Mar-13 12:31:19

who is cynthia?

HotCrossPun Fri 22-Mar-13 16:32:23

Redhead - I love her voice too! I thought it was just me smile

MaybeOrnot Fri 22-Mar-13 16:53:22

Sorry,Cynthia comes into it laterblush

Chottie Sat 23-Mar-13 18:18:30

I'm warming to NeNe too! She really shots from the hip grin

babyfirefly1980 Sun 24-Mar-13 11:01:18

Kim is sickening...she has gone back to big poppa just because she can't earn her own living, fake nasty person.

Nene is the only likeable one

Buzzardbird Sun 24-Mar-13 23:13:05

Yes, not one of her reasons for going back to big poppa didn't include money.
I wonder if that artist that was praising shereeee up had actually ever met her? His comments about what a beautiful soul she had cannot be about the same person who says in the opening credits that "people are intimidated by my success", they are not you vacuous bint!

MrsBucketxx Mon 25-Mar-13 17:04:28

seems like they equate their ex husbands money with success. silly woman.

WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 25-Mar-13 17:10:15

What success though Buzzard? That's what confuses me. The success of marrying an American football player....?

If she was his coach/manager or whatever and had turned his life around, done all of his marketing like a married Jerry Maguire then I'd understand.

At least Kim is honest about her completely shallow reasons for being with "Big Pappa".

I saw NeNe's husband in an Army uniform in a brief clip? Did anyone else see it?

Kandi is the only one doing it all for herself. Her house that she bought at 19, bringing up her daughter by herself etc

I really like her actually. Her smile is just gorgeous. I wish her fiance would be a bit more involved in the show so that we can find out how much of a loser he really is. (or not!)

roundtable Mon 25-Mar-13 17:21:11

Don't tell anyone but I'm really starting to enjoy the Atlanta series. grin

I like Kandi, she's very talented. I was a bit dubious about her acting ability but I actually felt quite emotional when I watched her. blush

Nene's really grown on me too. Even when she's been completely out of order, watching her commentary on it makes me laugh, even though I know I shouldn't.

Don't have a lot of time for the rest of them though.

Buzzardbird Mon 25-Mar-13 19:00:23

I saw that wally was trying to work out if it was just a 'fashion' item?
I really hope kandi's guy doesn't turn out to be a loser but her mother really isn't keen is she?
this series is definitely a 'gro

do you think Kim's hair problem is a

MrsBucketxx Mon 25-Mar-13 19:29:56

it could be alopecia, ill see if I can find out.

MrsBucketxx Mon 25-Mar-13 19:37:48

she was sick and her hair started thinning, and she started wearing wigs then and continued cause she likes them,
here she is without I think it looks lovely.

twitchycurtains Mon 25-Mar-13 22:50:28

Wow, Kim is only 34?

WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 25-Mar-13 22:58:26

No I don't think it was a fashion item, he had medal ribbons.

I wonder if he was ex forces on a reunion evening, it only says property invester when you google him.

MrsBucketxx Tue 26-Mar-13 19:36:25

was that Lisa's nipple on her commentary I saw today. or miss placed lace?

Joekate Fri 05-Apr-13 18:48:43

Good lord!! I miss a couple of episodes and...AJ is no more, Kim is (briefly) gay, and Lisa is no where in sight. What the hell happened!! shock

Squarepebbles Fri 05-Apr-13 21:21:56

Omg is it back,have I missed some episodes?

Buzzardbird Fri 05-Apr-13 23:18:58

Kim is definately a media whore, she will say anything to sell a story.
Ne-ne looks like she is in for a turbulent series.

babyfirefly1980 Wed 10-Apr-13 12:12:04

Phaedra is a piece of work! hope Apollo dumps her from a great height, nasty.

Looks like kim and kandi could be in for a fight over music royaltys.

MrsBucketxx Wed 10-Apr-13 12:16:23

kim is a bit dumb when it comes to gay men, she needs to switch her gaydar on,

Joekate Wed 10-Apr-13 12:31:44

I do not like Phaedra at all - nasty and spoiled. What's the story with Apollo being in jail?

I think Kim did the stiring with Ne-ne and Dwight - the figure of $10,000 came from her, didn't it?

I'm liking the model -she is stunning and seems nice too.

Joekate Wed 10-Apr-13 12:34:53

Can anyone shed light on what happened to Lisa?

MrsBucketxx Wed 10-Apr-13 12:35:37

I dont know just poof and gone.

daisydoodoo Wed 10-Apr-13 12:41:15

I've been watching miami on bio and its getting better. I dislike Joanna especially when shes had a drink.

I just cant get into atlanta. Cant wait for beverley hills and new york.

MrsBucketxx Wed 10-Apr-13 12:42:28

the model is cynthia.

derektheladyhamster Wed 10-Apr-13 17:01:47

WOW. That's a baby shower and a half!

MrsBucketxx Thu 11-Apr-13 11:39:23

just watched the shower wtf, she is soooo pretentious.

Chottie Thu 11-Apr-13 20:47:20

I must watch the baby shower programme, DD had a surprise baby shower thrown for her at work last week smile

Chottie Fri 12-Apr-13 18:53:14

Just watched it - did anyone else see Lisa there at the same table as Kandi and Kim, she was just in screen for a moment?

roundtable Sat 13-Apr-13 01:53:28

I didn't but I'm not at home at the mo. In Florida and watching the first episode of the Orange County episode. Rather disproportionately excited!

I have been sucked into Atlanta. Damn you Bravo.

"Who's gonna check me, Boo?"

I also found the baby shower hilarious. When the dancers came on and that lawyer did a waltz with Dwight. Kandi said "What in the Hell is goin' on?" and Kim replied "I have no idea. Just keep drinkin' honey." grin

Chottie Sun 14-Apr-13 04:26:08

What was it with Phaedra and Apollo and the pics with the gerkins?!? I thought she wanted tasteful and classy pics of her baby bump?

Buzzardbird Sun 14-Apr-13 05:52:24

Tasteful? Phaedre? Did you see those ridiculous roses in her hair? She looked like a giant butterfly had laid eggs on her head!

MrsBucketxx Mon 15-Apr-13 22:42:25

pheadra needs to just admit she was pregnant before she was married. jo doctor would induce at 30 weeks ish.

Buzzardbird Tue 16-Apr-13 12:55:38

The truth comes out today I think?

Ujjayi Tue 16-Apr-13 13:51:28

Haven't been on this thread for a while. I hated the show to begin with but......<<sobs in despair>> I now find it really entertaining.

Kim looks so much better without the wig - it really ages her IMO. And her attitude to parenting is appalling: Buy stuff for DC; Ignore DC; When DCs are upset buy more stuff/drink wine/leave nanny to deal with.

NeNe has been the biggest turn around. I thought she was awful during the first series but really like her now. She makes me laugh a lot.

Cynthia is just stunning. Amazing bone structure and endless limbs <<tries to not think about own saggy jowls and stumpy legs>>

Sheree - I have no words. Oh except I do. DELUSIONAL.

Kandi - the only sane one of the bunch and even more beautiful than Cynthia IMO. She has a smile which lights up the room and comes across as a good friend. Cracked me up when she had a set to with NeNe though - she was total ghetto at that time!

MrsBucketxx Tue 16-Apr-13 16:47:36

yup 40 weeks, her mom wouldn't have liked it so she lied lmao.

qazxc Tue 16-Apr-13 20:07:48

god that dancing was painful. and they were being a bit tight with their donations weren't they?
phaedra still was bluffing til the end. when the nurse checking her in asked how many weeks, she just went "i don't know" and walked off. No doctor would induce her at 30 weeks, let alone be filmed doing it. I'd be him I'd be pissed off at her saying that he would/was inducing her that early.

JamInMyWellies Tue 16-Apr-13 20:11:12

Do any of you watch New Jersey? I haven't been able to get in to any of the other RH's.

Buzzardbird Tue 16-Apr-13 23:48:23

The new jersey ones are re-runs, there is another series after the ones being shown.
have you not looked at Miami one that is on before new joisey? The lingerie party was nipple blurring fest and actual fisticuffs!

roundtable Wed 17-Apr-13 00:43:04

Not really related to the rh's but I'm in the us at the mo and watched big rich Atlanta.

Omg is all I can say, and that's after watching rh New Jersey and Miami! grin

MrsBucketxx Thu 18-Apr-13 16:59:50

how rude was sheree asking all those questions to tracy, would she have fone that if tracy was a man I think not.

WallyBantersYoniBox Fri 19-Apr-13 22:23:38

Gah I am also now ridiculously in love with Atlanta this series.

Love newbie Cynthia she is so elegant and upfront. Kandi is adorable still.

I hate to say it, but it's moving ahead of BH for me. I know there are a few gold digging moments, but I like they way a lot of them are out working to get somewhere for themselves. I also like the fact that these women come together respectfully most of the time, with their families and parents who they really seem to be genuine with.

And Lawrence is sooo cute!

overitalready Sat 20-Apr-13 12:03:02

Someone please tell me when ITV2 will be showing NY & OC? I miss them sad

Can we get Bravo in the UK? I cant seem to find it on my Sky? angry

MrsBucketxx Mon 22-Apr-13 17:06:28

omg phaedra needs a slap, she just makes me laugh with her lies and nose in the air.

Buzzardbird Mon 22-Apr-13 17:09:47

Think the queue would be too long for me to bother slapper Phaedra grin

WallyBantersYoniBox Mon 22-Apr-13 22:27:18

I think Phaedra has an unfortunate sneering expression.

But I'm yet to find out if it's an affliction, or that she is just sneering at everything.

Her husband is like a bag of wet cement. She seems to have squashed all signs of life from him.

The physician letting out that she was full term was hysterical.

"Judge not, lest te be judged!"

For a Christian she is very judgey.

MrsBucketxx Tue 23-Apr-13 07:27:07

he who casts the first stone eh.

Joekate Tue 23-Apr-13 09:46:40

Glad Cynthia seems to be growing a bit of a backbone. She is just lovely, but I think her fiance speaks down to her a lot and she tries to keep the peace. Good to see her speaking up to Phaedra about the alien baby story (did she say that? missed that episode).
Is it just me or does Phaedra look a bit spaced out with her gurning?

WallyBantersYoniBox Tue 23-Apr-13 15:21:42

I think Cynthia's husband is a massive bully.

That whole put the phone down when your man walks in and pay him some attention crap. Seriously!?

I think he likes to control her, it probably gives him a kick to have a beautiful, clever soul bowing to his whim.

I wonder it they are still married. Her wedding dress was grey/silver, I think I remember seeing a pic before I really knew who she was.

MrsBucketxx Thu 25-Apr-13 20:29:19

Cynthia seems like she liked to be controlled by strong characters like her husband ne ne etc.

she seems like a week person.

WallyBantersYoniBox Thu 25-Apr-13 21:37:13

Last one tomorrow. I can't believe how much I've enjoyed this series.

I think she will get married though. I wonder if Bravo stumped up to make the wedding happen.

MrsBucketxx Fri 26-Apr-13 07:33:21

probably woukd have made really bad tv otherwise,

Joekate Fri 26-Apr-13 14:32:41

I missed last nights episode - did anything interesting happen??

derektheladyhamster Fri 26-Apr-13 18:05:05

Just half watching today's episode

1. Have Cynthia's Mum and sister hidden the marriage license? shock

2. Really, Kim has bought her own bottle of wine because she thinks the wedding wine is crap shock

WallyBantersYoniBox Sat 27-Apr-13 01:20:11

Yes they hid the wedding licence. They didn't think Peter was good enough for her and that he was financially abusing her. I have to say she's a beautiful lady but she looked terrible on the morning of her wedding with all of the upset.

How could you have a wedding planner and no wedding bands? I liked the ceremony under the dinosaur though - DS asked if we could get married again so we could have it there. He said he'd want me to walk down the stairs to the theme from Jurassic park!

I was a bit shock that her father gave her nothing towards the wedding when she asked for some money and then proudly walked her up the aisle.

I still don't like Peter though, and it was sad to hear people rationalizing divorce on the day of their wedding.

derektheladyhamster Tue 30-Apr-13 13:54:47

I'm watching the Miami housewives, and they're meeting Thomas Kramer, who appeared as Kim's (from Atlanta) friend when Kim and Kandi toured in Miami. Small world in America!

valiumredhead Tue 30-Apr-13 23:08:07

I noticed that too derek!!! He is SUCH a prick, good on Anna for getting up and leaving and telling Marysol that as a woman she should be outraged too!

Joekate Tue 07-May-13 14:29:59

Darn - missed this first episode of Atlanta!! Anyone catch it - did I miss much?

ShadeofViolet Thu 09-May-13 15:04:02

Anyone else think Sheree's house is going to end up being a disaster?

KittensandKids Thu 09-May-13 15:08:24

I fell off the thread.

Only been half watching, Mi Mi is almost getting back with her ex (I think), Kym has never had a baby boy so is having lessons, the others are all just shouting and arguing a lot, erm.. Candy had a stripped but I think he showed off everything so some left and her mama was vair upset.

Must pay more attention tonight.

KittensandKids Thu 09-May-13 15:10:00


Joekate Thu 09-May-13 15:19:57

Where is Sheree getting all the money for this huge house? Loved the look on the site foreman's face when she said she wanted a library, but didn't read books. Arf!

Was Phaedra's husband at the party? Would he have liked his southern bell oggling another man's bits?

ShadeofViolet Thu 09-May-13 15:52:02

I dont know where Sheree is getting her money from, especially as her car was repo-ed as an asset.

Kim is an idiot.

MyDarlingYoni Thu 09-May-13 17:17:58

I cant get used to Atlanta I want Bev hils back, anyone know when its coming back,....if it is?

KittensandKids Thu 09-May-13 19:11:29

If they do the same as last year, this will run though to the Summer Holidays then you get 2 back to back , last year was OC and NY, not sure about this year.

Joekate Fri 10-May-13 11:05:19

I think Bev Hills is coming back in November. DS is keeping his fingers crossed that OC will be back soon...he has a thing for Gretchen (sp?) shock. He's only 13, bless him.

Chottie Sat 11-May-13 16:27:36

What about Kim's baby shower??? It's nice to see her so happy with Croy (I can't get used to that name, it sounds like an abbreviation of Croydon - south London place)

MrsBucketxx Wed 22-May-13 07:35:29

marlo is a typical example that money can't buy class she ruined the trip for cynthia I think.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum Wed 22-May-13 08:00:58

I didn't like Atlanta so stopped watching for a few months but I've started watching it and and enthralled in it now, they are fake and even more OTT than the other but again it's addictive.

Marlo is vile throwing her money around and all the yelling etc

poorbuthappy Wed 22-May-13 08:07:30

i loved Phaedra's reaction to Marlo throwing money about!
Yep, I''ve got nappies to buy, as she tucks the money away!

Marlo is one scary chick.
And all those shoes out on display in South Africa, the trip to the Orphanage, and then complaining loudly about everything and wanting hair and make up!

I couldn't stand Phaedra to start with but now i love her and her facial expressions. "Praise Jesus!"
Really gone off NeNe - they've created a monster. She was good fun when she hung out with Kim and didn't take herself too seriously.

Apparently Sheree isn't in the next seasons - so i wonder if she ever did get that house built?

Cynthia needs to be her own person and stop being two faced.

cheermom1969 Thu 30-May-13 13:04:21

Hi guys found your link when I was looking to see if I can find the first 2 series of new jersey and Beverly hills cant seem to find them anywhere anyone any ideas ? new jersey finishing soon and I want to see how it all started love it and want to see how Beverly hills started too. really don't like Atlanta at all but catch up with it just to get my fix. does anyone know if oc is coming back to uk and ofcourse Beverly hills just got into it all this year and need more, glad I found you better go and get on with some work now been at this for hours.

DisAstrophe Sat 06-Jul-13 21:39:29

Just seen that RHO Beverly Hills is back on this coming Friday on ITV2!!!!!

It's back to series one but hopefully we'll eventually get to see series 3.

How sad is it that I've been actively looking out for this?

DisAstrophe Mon 08-Jul-13 10:04:49

Can't believe nobody else cares!

libbydenise Tue 16-Jul-13 19:21:26

Interesting to see again knowing how some things turned out.....

qazxc Tue 16-Jul-13 21:41:42

I know that Russell is a control freak but i thought it was quite obvious he took taylor for something to eat as she was pissed as a fart and/or of her face.
It's so sad that adrienne and paul split up they seemed great for each other.
Camille seems unhinged. One minute she is constantly mentioning her husband. the next she is all over other men. In retrospect she proibably knew that he was shacked up with another woman in NY and that she was probably about to get dumped.

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 16-Jul-13 21:43:31

Have not watched that many episodes of BH , it's crazy !! Camille is very strange.

libbydenise Wed 17-Jul-13 19:56:06

Camille is much more "normal" (all comparative!) in next series--she must have been under mega strain..

ARealDame Thu 18-Jul-13 17:29:39

I liked Camille standing up for herself with Kyle!

But I feel a bit uncomfortable watching this series, knowing that Russell commits suicide at a later point.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 21-Jul-13 19:34:51

Checking in at the airport . "Is this your first time flying Virgin?" Lisa : "Oh no! I know Richard, he's a friend of mine!"
FFS envy

Chottie Sun 21-Jul-13 21:53:31

I just love looking at all the houses. So much stuff and all those pristine kitchens which have probably never been cooked in....

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