towie thread

(32 Posts)
MrsBucketxx Mon 25-Feb-13 09:27:26

there isn't one so I thoight id start one,

last night made to want to shake lucy, how many more girls will it take for her to see the light and leave mario.

and the gaybe made me laugh too, I almost thought he was going to ask gemma to be the surogate,

MrsBucketxx Mon 25-Feb-13 10:28:29

bump

ohthedandy Mon 25-Feb-13 10:38:26

Looking forward to catching up with it, but had to record as it clashes with Being Human! (Can't possibly put that off).

onyx72 Tue 26-Feb-13 20:11:48

Lucy will take mario back. he will have some reason why it wasn't his fault, present her with an expensive piece of jewellery and she will forgive him.

MrsBucketxx Tue 26-Feb-13 22:03:13

I dont see why she does though, she seems like a smary cookie otherwise.

MrsBucketxx Tue 26-Feb-13 22:03:25

smart.

McNo Tue 26-Feb-13 22:10:34

Love Towie. Marking my place grin

MrsTomHardy Tue 26-Feb-13 22:40:36

Love Towie

Lucy is a mug

Bluesue26 Wed 27-Feb-13 18:23:18

I'm embarrassed to admit it in rl but I really love TOWIE. I can't even explain why because I'm not in their age demographic grin.
I think Lucy is beautiful. I couldn't get over how young she looked without all the makeup when that girl came round to see her.

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 27-Feb-13 19:35:41

love towie, and yes lucy is a mug,hes always flirting/shagging about sad

and horrible to his friends, ie little chris

she is so pretty and could have anybody yet choses to stay with him - hope to hell she doesnt get pregnant, like possibly popey (lauren) would it be kirks baby if she was, as she said she was late sunday night

gemma is getting fatter again, which is sad as she did so well losing the weight last year

MrsTomHardy Wed 27-Feb-13 20:46:43

I thought that about Gemma too...
I never know wether I like Bobby or loathe him....it's weird!
Love little Chris and of course Mick grin

Carolra Wed 27-Feb-13 20:52:17

Yay! A TOWIE thread! According to The Sun, which is obviously always right, Lucy has ditched Mario (doesn't she look different without any make up??).

It was obviously a baby episode, they were all talking offspring grrr ridiculous!!

onyx72 Wed 27-Feb-13 21:07:25

Mario is a grade-A cock. He is rude and dismissive to Lucy about her business.
Remember how horrible he was to his ex, Perri when she accused him of flirting with her when he was supposed to be with Lucy.

If I was Little Chris I would have dropped a dumbbell on Mario's foot if he had spoken to me like that.

Blondeshavemorefun Thu 28-Feb-13 09:50:07

Lucy is pretty without all the slap on smile

Puzzled why Lauren needed to see kirk - as she's not pregnant so why make a big thing of it??

The new blonde twins aka barbie dolls are dumb and dumber

So mario went to Manchester with little chris's brother and pulled the barbie doll

Gemma's diet club consisted of her friend and apart from her mum and possibly Arg are all slim and don't need to lose any weight

Yet Gemma says they need to lose lbs compared to her stones - if they lost any weight they would fade away sad

Joeys hair?? Wtf. Looks a pillock

Why do the 3 non blondes aka mums and granny all get together

But for all the above I love the trashy was of it smile

Bluesue26 Thu 28-Feb-13 19:44:26

MrsTom - I feel exactly the same way about Bobby. Some days I like him, others I think he's vile.
What was all the tears from Gemma over Arg? He's a bellend. I did laugh when Sam was trying to explain the till to Joey. He can't be for real surely? grin

akaemmafrost Fri 01-Mar-13 11:26:44

Kirk is turning into a right potato head, like Mick in fact.

Poor Lucy, she's so sweet and beautiful. Mario's pathetic blubbing at the kitchen table left me totally unmoved.

Those twins are rather manly looking and sounding don't you think? They won't age well. Fact!

Little Chris has lost weight hasn't he? He's looking slightly hotter! But not nearly as hot as his brother Ben!

WTAF is going on with Joey's hair?

Why Gem still loves Arg, I will never know, in fact why anyone would love Arg is beyond me.

Buzzardbird Fri 01-Mar-13 17:01:41

Joey playing with his pubey hair whilst baking! Yuk.

Then he said that he thought flour came from the pollen of flowers shock

That can't be real can it? confused

Blondeshavemorefun Fri 01-Mar-13 21:55:57

i do wonder about joey's thickness at times grin

surly no one can really be that stupid ..................

one of the barbies had fake boobs, bigger then the other

dont see gemmas attraction with arg

Bessie123 Sun 03-Mar-13 22:54:04

I think they really are that dumb shock

Agree Arg and Mario are complete twats. My god, what is wrong with them??? And Bobby is so childish, god forbid he ever gets his hands on a baby, that poor child would grow up seriously warped and damaged.

I can see Lauren must be a nice person but does she have to be such a doormat?

Bluesue26 Mon 04-Mar-13 11:48:35

I really don't understand why Lauren is still in this show, she's dull. Kirk is horrible. He's spiteful off camera, yet the minute they start filming he's a snivelling victim. I'd have told him to fuck off.

Blondeshavemorefun Mon 04-Mar-13 15:23:09

and joey's hair still looked stupid, like a basin was literally put round his head

still dont get why lauren told kirk she did a preg test, what was the point - it was negative - they will end up together again

did think jess was a right stirrer last night, asking arg about gemma while jasmine was there at dinner ,was unfair, things were awkward and what the hell does jasmine see in arg - was funny over the driving thing, not the way to pull/charm a girl arg grin

mario and lucy - whats the point, she doesnt trust him and he ovc loves the girls throwing theirselves at him

his mum said, it goes with the territory - erm no it doesnt, if you love and respect someone you dont flirt and keep your dick in your pants!!

Bessie123 Mon 04-Mar-13 23:58:21

I don't really see the point of Arg. He is such a nob it's become quite tedious imo.

Stila Tue 05-Mar-13 01:09:22

Jasmine's brither makes Joey look like mastermind material .

Stila Tue 05-Mar-13 01:09:46

brither ??? brother !

Bessie123 Tue 05-Mar-13 01:13:04

You're right - he is a vapid, charmless moron. I reckon maybe people can get away with being so dim if they are a bit charming with it but he seems to have a complete personality vacuum. I tell you what, I would be so ashamed of my kids if any of them ended up like those Essex losers.

Bessie123 Wed 06-Mar-13 22:38:16

Omg, that Danny is so embarrassing

akaemmafrost Thu 07-Mar-13 13:58:59

Oh just watched last nights on sky plus. Poor Joey sad. I can't slag him off anymore.

mrscynical Thu 07-Mar-13 20:10:54

But, but, but...

Didn't Lucy have sex with her ex Mark when she started going out with Mario? Has everyone forgotten about that?

I thought it was funny when she said she had trust issues as she had already two-timed him!

The two newbies - brother and sister combo - are even thicker than the existing shower.

Oh God, it's all made up crap anyway.

Still18atheart Thu 07-Mar-13 20:16:24

Stila - I would love TOWIE to do mastermind for comic relief or something

I think Charlie is the hottest out of all of them.

I like Gemma's idea about for every pund you lose a pound goes towards booze on holiday.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Sat 09-Mar-13 22:09:55

Has Lydia left the show? Noticed she's not in it this time, or her mum. Nor are Billie and Cara, and one of them's brother (I forget which).

I wish Lucy would dump Mario, he's a smarmy, cheating twat.

Bessie123 Sat 09-Mar-13 22:58:27

Lydia left. Good riddance, I say. She can be pedestrian, with her shop that doesn't sell anything, elsewhere.

Hmm, not sure I like any of them very much and yet I still watch the show.

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 27-Mar-13 23:50:53

Still love towie

But JOEY is looking more like a poodle every day

He used to look cute

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