Real HouseWifes Of Beverly Hills Series two....

(618 Posts)
RabidCarrot Thu 24-Jan-13 16:57:57

Starts tomorrow ITV2

Plumps up cushions and gets popcorn

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Thu 24-Jan-13 17:07:37

Marking place, see you tomorrow.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 24-Jan-13 18:24:31

Have you seen it before? So I don't put my foot in it. Better than the first one IMO

tiredemma Thu 24-Jan-13 18:28:18

I love it, I love OC and NY too. I could watch for hours.

snowiceslush Thu 24-Jan-13 19:12:03

Looking forward to it!

Clarabumps Thu 24-Jan-13 19:41:17

yaaaaay!!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Thu 24-Jan-13 19:42:57

Woop woop I was hoping that would be the case!

ihatethecold Thu 24-Jan-13 19:50:16

My guilty pleasure. Love it.
I think I like the bh shousewives the most.

RabidCarrot Thu 24-Jan-13 21:10:34

I really dislike Camille she is so fake, I love Lisa and Ken

thenightsky Thu 24-Jan-13 22:43:10

Marking place.

ifherbumwereabungalow Fri 25-Jan-13 08:14:04

Ooh, can I join in? (Lights electronic cigarette and glowers malevolently like evil medium Alison Duboise)

My guilty pleasure too, except I don't feel any guilt for watching it smile I've watched series 2 on my laptop but I'm looking forward to seeing it on a 'proper' tv. See y'all later!

MrsBucketxx Fri 25-Jan-13 11:02:40

Ill be watching, the dinner party was really compelling viewing,

Camille is horrid, I love Lisa too.

AuntieMaggie Fri 25-Jan-13 11:06:01

Yay I'll be watching too grin

PolkadotCircus Fri 25-Jan-13 11:10:56

I'm in,the dc are all off sick so I may let them have IPod time come 4pm!!

<Arranges throws and lights electric cigarette too>

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 25-Jan-13 11:23:51

A friends said she might pop round for a cup of tea about four o'clock.

She'll want me to talk to her and everything.
<sets rhobh to record just incase>

PolkadotCircus Fri 25-Jan-13 12:12:22

Nah put her off.

ihatethecold Fri 25-Jan-13 13:19:05

I would not let anyone in at 4pm. they can sod off!

Lighthousekeeping Fri 25-Jan-13 14:24:20

I'm recording so I will settle down at 8pm to watch it with a bottle of Cava. Then I'll watch the CBB final. I'm so classy with my tv viewing. My friends in rl wouldn't believe it. G

Lighthousekeeping Fri 25-Jan-13 14:24:41

Good job I can speak freely on here.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 25-Jan-13 14:48:41

I am going to try to!!!

If she does come i will also be recording and watching it before the CBB final Lighthouse my monies on Rylan!

Orenishii Fri 25-Jan-13 15:53:19

Without being a spoiler, I think Camille eventually redeems herself this season.

How fabulous was Allison Duboise last season! Just to have the surname Duboise is awesome.

ifherbumwereabungalow Fri 25-Jan-13 16:48:46

I would look like a man in drag if I tried to wear any of the shoes these women wear.

PolkadotCircus Fri 25-Jan-13 17:19:48

Well that didn't disappoint!

Looks like it will be an interesting season.Dp came home early-not impressed with my viewing choices!!!

Lighthousekeeping Fri 25-Jan-13 17:33:42

I did try and stick up for Camille last time, she becomes a much better person.

This Season in better than the first I think. I love Pandora and often wonder what she does for a living!

AuntieMaggie Fri 25-Jan-13 17:38:10

I think Camille had a hard time last season - imagine knowing all that time that your marriage is falling apart and not saying anything.

Wtf was with Adrienne?

AuntieMaggie Fri 25-Jan-13 18:04:31

BTW if anyone knows where I can get lipsticks/glosses like theirs let me know! I particularly have my eye on Lisas!

PolkadotCircus Fri 25-Jan-13 18:14:34

Taylor looks like she's losing it a bit,slightly fragile.sad

betterwhenthesunshines Fri 25-Jan-13 19:32:28

Why oh why do they put this on at 4pm - peak school run / homework time... has to be recorded and wait until the next day for me which means it's like having a massive chocolate fudge cake in the fridge that you know is for you, but that you can't eat yet... arrgh!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 25-Jan-13 20:03:55

Just watched it, was great.

Looks like it will be a good series.

Adrienne looks like she has a lot more work done and Taylor looks like she's in a bad way.

marquesas Fri 25-Jan-13 20:11:47

Isn't it on on the morning as well, I have it on series record but I'm sure it's repeated the nest day - RHONY and Washington always was

RabidCarrot Fri 25-Jan-13 20:16:24

I missed it today so will have to catch up Monday morning

AuntieMaggie Sat 26-Jan-13 08:14:08

Taylor has a really hard time this season... don't want to spoil it but the description of the american version of yesterdays episode had interviews with the other housewives before the episode about it.

HalfSpamHalfBrisket Sat 26-Jan-13 08:19:06

Does anyone know about the argument between Lisa and Cedric (mentioned at the end of series 1)? I assume Cedrics backstory was possibly, erm, slightly embroidered?

Lighthousekeeping Sat 26-Jan-13 14:51:54

no I dont know. I think it might have been spoken about at the reunion? I always fast forward those.

We wont talk about the Taylor thing, it will reveal itself soon enough.

Im just watching Frasier. Didnt Camille get 50 million? He must have been earning a fair wack.

AuntieMaggie Sat 26-Jan-13 15:00:12

There was a falling out - he'd been living with Lisa for about a year and I think he was bad mouthing them as well as taking the piss so they kicked him out. Lisa and Ken had given him a lot. It was talked about at the reunion but I can't remember the specifics.

RabidCarrot Sat 26-Jan-13 15:25:29

He was a free loader and a lire

MrsBucketxx Sat 26-Jan-13 16:10:33

Cedric was so manipulatice. He agreed toleave in the car on the way to the vinyard then went crying to lisa when kens back was turned,

Lisa was too nice and he took advantage.

ihatethecold Sat 26-Jan-13 17:39:02

basically it turned out that his back story wasn't actually true. he had family (sister)but said he didn't have any family.

when he was asked to leave he tried to get money out of Ken and said he would sell his story.
then in the post show interview he was slating Lisa!

Lighthousekeeping Sat 26-Jan-13 19:19:27

Have you seen Kelsey's other children? I didn't realise he had older ones. He must be paying out maintenance left, right and centre!

kennyp Sat 26-Jan-13 20:13:24

Loved yesterdays .... Want to see bernie vs lisa. Handbags and spatulas at 50 paces. He is a hoot!! Cnt wait to see jasons proposal. Bet lisa will be bridezilla incarnate judging fromwhat shes said.

Dr sophy is also mel b's family therapist time to get a life, i think

Taylor is really on th edge isnt she sad. Really feel for her. She looks so fragile

valiumredhead Mon 28-Jan-13 09:26:53

Oh I was so excited but I have seen this series sad

RabidCarrot Mon 28-Jan-13 11:24:06

Taylor = professional victim, no wonder her husband tops himself
Notice Camille has stopped going on Kelsey Kelsey to "my Ex"

Still love Ken and Lisa though

Bernie needs to work out he is staff and not important other then to cook

RabidCarrot Mon 28-Jan-13 11:33:49

Do feel they are trying to set Lisa up as a bad guy,
Kim clearly has issues

valiumredhead Mon 28-Jan-13 11:44:01

Taylor is repeatedly being domestically abused throughout the series puts a different slant on things imo. He tops himself because a business deal went wrong.

LOVE Ken and Lisa grin

Snowgirl1 Mon 28-Jan-13 11:48:46

Oooh, until I saw this thread I didn't know there was a real housewives of BH - I love the real housewives of OC and catch half of that each evening. Might have to get DH to show me again how to record on the DVD player.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 28-Jan-13 16:34:32

Is Kim drunk or just odd??

valiumredhead Mon 28-Jan-13 16:35:48

Kim is an alcoholic and drug user - gets very bad as the series goes on, she gets in a real state.

Oh I so wanted this to be series 3 <stamps foot!>

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 28-Jan-13 16:40:00

She is already and it's only ep 2.

You can just see it all coming, it's all getting to be a bit sad and tragic.

valiumredhead Mon 28-Jan-13 16:42:27

Actually this series is a bit grim all round as they had to cut loads of film with Taylor's dh in it.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 28-Jan-13 16:52:26

I just like a bit of a bitch, i don't want to be depressed by it and watch people unravel!

valiumredhead Mon 28-Jan-13 16:53:50

I found it uncomfortable viewing but couldn't tear myself away grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 28-Jan-13 16:55:50

I am hooked and there's no point in pretending otherwise!

thenightsky Mon 28-Jan-13 17:44:58

shock at that stunning house in Colorado.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 28-Jan-13 18:37:46

Wasn't it beautiful!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 28-Jan-13 21:41:27

Has Brandi come into it yet?

BluelightsAndSirens Mon 28-Jan-13 21:49:00

I watched my first one of these last week. Horrible bitchy fight at a dinner party with an electric cigarette smoking medium.

Have I missed many to this series?

RabidCarrot Mon 28-Jan-13 21:50:54

Taylor is very damaged
I would love that house in Colorado
Kim is clearly on something

Lighthousekeeping Mon 28-Jan-13 22:03:58

I dont think we get the full story with Taylor. In the first season she was doing alot of charity work wasnt she? for victims of domestic abuse. Where did that come from was she already experiencing it as I never got that in the first season.

kennyp Mon 28-Jan-13 22:30:26

Kim was being so obnoxious. Giggy has his own agent (seriousoy!!)

Camille seemed surprisingly normal tonight. Loved the vanderfabulous comment. Miaow, grammer.

MrsBucketxx Tue 29-Jan-13 08:38:07

Taylors dad was apparently abusive towards her mum and her.

But I think she is being abused herself. Why else woukd she say I'm scared, scared oc being along I dont think so, can't wait for todays either

MrsBucketxx Tue 29-Jan-13 08:39:42

I think kim was off her face on the way there, on coke or speed. Talking bollocks for hours is a good sign of that.

daisydoodoo Wed 30-Jan-13 11:25:25

anyone see that rh miami starts on 18th feb on bio?? not seen that one before, was hoping ti would be season 3 of bh or next nj one after this nj finished.

valiumredhead Wed 30-Jan-13 11:28:32

YY I saw the ad, didn't ever get into the first series though, pretty tame compared to the others imo.

RabidCarrot Wed 30-Jan-13 11:40:35

Taylor needs to go big or go home, STOP BEING A SODDING VICTIM WOMAN

MrsBucketxx Wed 30-Jan-13 12:08:41

but maybe she is a victim, you dont know what us happening in her marriage.

kyle looked shattered at the meal.

daisydoodoo Wed 30-Jan-13 12:10:20

I didnt get the feeling that Taylor was alwasy telling the truth about her relationship. I hate to say it but at points i felt very sorry for her husband as i'm not sure that i beleieved her. sad

MrsBucketxx Wed 30-Jan-13 12:21:15

it sounds like she is scared of being alone and losing what she has rather than being happy.

her husband seems like he has no joy iysyim. a real kiljoy.

I have a traditional marriage, bit I also have a voice. I couldn't just agree with anyone all the time, he needs to be more confident safe in the fact if she stands up to him he wont end it.

valiumredhead Wed 30-Jan-13 12:44:21

Not sure I could be that confident with a dh who batters me and broke my jaw! He was a very violent man.

MrsBucketxx Wed 30-Jan-13 13:42:05

omg does that come out soon then, I would be out of there.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 30-Jan-13 14:13:05

I cant remember I just never got the impression he was hitting her. I just saw that she was spending money like water and didnt see where her income was coming from. That childrens party was outrageous. No wonder he looked miserable.

derekthehamster Wed 30-Jan-13 14:45:58

I need a definitive guide to when these shows are on and on what channels! I'm currently v+ing OC and BH on itv2, and NJ on bio.

Am I missing any?

MrsBucketxx Wed 30-Jan-13 14:52:41

I have just googled it, its shocking evil evil man.

OverlyYappyAlways Wed 30-Jan-13 14:54:25

I didn't think I would like the Beverly Hills one but I am 2 weeks in and hooked! So that's, OC. New York and Beverly Hills I like. It's on ITV2+1 a bit later which is good if my DS cannot be shooshed away, thankfully he has a site he likes to go to around this time and play with school friends.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 30-Jan-13 14:56:35

I haven't googled yet. I don't want to spoil it.

The whole reality thing confuses me. It only happened six months ago! It was quickly glossed over. They must've gone straight into filming the third season.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 30-Jan-13 15:08:57

It can't have been last year, can it?

derekthehamster Wed 30-Jan-13 15:42:38

I saw the last 2 episodes of the current series of BH on bio over Christmas,

derekthehamster Wed 30-Jan-13 15:43:03

that's the current series that is on itv2.

thenightsky Wed 30-Jan-13 17:39:52

what is the back story to Paul and Adrienne and the basketball team? I don't understand why the other fans seem to hate them and what its all about confused

RabidCarrot Wed 30-Jan-13 20:29:25

I think they want to move the team from hicksville

MrsBucketxx Thu 31-Jan-13 07:35:56

they need a bigger stadium to make more money, they can't get planning where they are.

PolkadotCircus Thu 31-Jan-13 11:35:36

Hmm Camille is growing on me.

MrsBucketxx Thu 31-Jan-13 14:18:03

she is much better divorced, all that font you know who my husband is was driving me insane.

OverlyYappyAlways Thu 31-Jan-13 15:06:27

I missed a lot of the last one but I like Camille. I seen the last few when she split up with her husband and red dress and then the end result with bitching with Andy. So it looks like she was a bit nutty but i like her.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 31-Jan-13 17:06:57

I always did like her. I guess that's partly because I knew what was going on behind the scenes with Frasier.

newbiefrugalgal Thu 31-Jan-13 23:20:43

I'm addicted to this show now!
Love love love it.
Often google afterwards to catch up on what's happening.
I love Kyles house-can I move in now?

Not sure who my fav is?

Lighthousekeeping Thu 31-Jan-13 23:28:44

I think mines Adrienne and then Lisa.

queenofthepirates Thu 31-Jan-13 23:31:17

Loving Lisa and Ken
Do wonder where all their cash comes from... can't work out Taylor and Kim/Kyle's incomes.....

Would love to go to Lisa and Ken's restaurant in LA

Lighthousekeeping Thu 31-Jan-13 23:38:50

Comes from the 16 restaurants they sold. For some reason I imagine he was pretty wealthy when she met him I'm so cynical I wonder if he's been married before?

Taylor's money? She never had any just spent her husbands who also never had any just pretended he did. kyles husband is a property developer. Kim's baby daddies are all zillionaires.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 01-Feb-13 17:22:45

What bitches Kyle & Kim were today!

Kim was in such a state and they went for Brandi when she mentioned the elephant the room!

Roll on Monday grin

newbiefrugalgal Fri 01-Feb-13 17:24:59

lighthouse you really are up on this - thanks
I wish I had 16 restaurants to sell.
Seriously though - do people really need to have such huge houses to live in?

I loved Adrienne's pool party, no body invited me.
Not liking the two new girls though - brandy and dana. Maybe i will.

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 01-Feb-13 17:38:00

I don't get Dana yet.

She seemed fake and a kiss ass, even Taylor said she wasn't being herself.

I don't think Kim had been drinking. I do think she has a few issues emotionally which may be developing into a mental health problem. She sounded exhausted.

I do think Brandi made a rod for her own back with the comments she made. I also know that I wouldn't try to tackle two sisters on my own, thats just asking for trouble grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 01-Feb-13 17:47:12

I don't know all the rambling, constant chatting trips to the bathroom.

I think she's a coke head, i so want to google to find out but i don't want to spoil it.

Dana's too try hard, she tries to validate herself all the time, 25k sunglasses, Valentino shorts!

They all have so much money it seems a bit daft.

roundtable Fri 01-Feb-13 18:03:33

Kim gets worse, it really made me cringe as she'll always have this series to remind her.

Camille grew on me this series and I quite like Brandi too, no billy bullshit with her at all.

Can't make up my mind about Kyle, she goes from being Queen Bitch to quite nice/funny constantly this series.

Taylor, not sure. Lisa is funny but gets a bit full of herself imo.

Saw on bio they were advertising a nho miami. They looked the equivalent of the jersey one!

GayleFartsAreLoud Fri 01-Feb-13 18:14:50

Kim and Kyle were total bitches today. I wouldn't be surprised if Kim was a smackhead. What was Kyles excuse for her behaviour? Stupid, childish bitch. The pair of them were like the mean girls from school. I like Brandi so far. She is stunning - maybe Kim and Kyle got a bout of the green eyed monster. Dana is wierd with her £25000 sunglasses and valentino shorts. What was the cake and breadstick party about? No wonder Adrienne made her excuses.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Fri 01-Feb-13 19:12:46

I'm surprised there was came they never seem to eat carbs!!

libbydenise Fri 01-Feb-13 19:54:30

Enjoying this series even more than the first! Yes Camille much nicer person--guess having no pre-nup helpssmile

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Feb-13 21:34:27

$50 million is not to be scoffed at is it? envy It did cross my mind if Kelsey had any power how she was shown in the first season to make it look better for him.

Ooo, hello. I've been watching this and came here to see if there was a thread.

I loved RHONY and OC but I think this one may be my favourite. The houses are Fab-u-lous, the jewellery is just shock and you can tell that there are tensions bubbling from the first episode.

It's today's show though that prompted me to find a thread and to post here - Kim and Kyle were just vile today. Nasty little bullies and if Kim's not a cokehead, I'll find a hat and will eat it. Agree with whoever said that they're jealous of Brandi - she's just stunning. Bet Mauricio will never be left alone with her and perhaps that's Kyle's problem and why she hates her/ Liking Dana, she seems so desperate to be liked telling everyone how much her glasses cost, bless her.

I'm going to have to google to see what happens next. Didn't know about Taylor's husband killing himself. Lots of issues clearly there.

Forgot to add that you know some say that people can look like their pets................how similar are Ken and GiGi? Gigi is a mini fluffy Ken.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Feb-13 21:56:13

I hope they wash their hands before they eat after touching him. I hate the way he slurps out of their glasses.

I havent seen todays but, I agree, Brandi is stunning and the most natural looking one. I hope her and Camille strike up a friendship as they have alot in common.

I dont know what to think of Taylor. Most of us know what was going on behind the scenes but, has she actually said it yet? I cant beleive he signed up for the first season if he was so nasty to her. Wouldnt he want it hidden? I dont like the way she spends his money like water either.

Ha, I know. Poor Adrienne's face at Gigi drinking out of the wine glass. Must admit, I wouldn't then take a sip out of that same glass - boak.

Haven't seen any scenes with Taylor's husband in it yet but just been googling and there's photos of Taylor in hospital after her husband allegedly beat her up. Not nice to look at and see someone in that position. She has a new boyfriend now so hopefully has some happiness in her life.

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Feb-13 22:07:18

He was in the first season a lot. I think they cut his parts out of this season out of respect. In the American version they talked about it at the beginning of season 2 but I dont think theyve mentioned it over here.

Lisa and Ken have been married for over thirty years, he owned one bar when she met him, so I think they've built their empire together! I really like her, although I don't understand her obsession with Giggy the "little sex monster" dog!

Lighthousekeeping Fri 01-Feb-13 23:36:27

I think she looks older than her 50 years and I don't know why. She has clearly had work done but I think her style is older. And her daughter is the same. Looks more than 24. That blinking dog does nothing for me! I think she's my favourite but I like Adrienna also. Kyle I have gone off quickly. There's something sly about her.

Thymetraveller Fri 01-Feb-13 23:51:58

Can I join? Or are you all going to be mean girls?

I think Kyle was being protective of Kim, she could see Kim was in a bad way.

I do like Brandi so far, she is stunning. Definitely the others are jealous.

Do you all know about Adrienne and Paul. I don't want to be a spoiler.

Pandora reminds me of the sensible nurse daughter in RH of OC .I can't remember her name but she was the only sane person on the show.
I am sure if she was an MNetter she'd be posting on the Stately Homes thread.

RabidCarrot Sat 02-Feb-13 07:44:57

Kim and Kyle need a frigging slap

Orenishii Sat 02-Feb-13 09:42:25

I've come to love Lisa in a serious woman-crush kind of way. Which is awful outside of the RH universe but totally cool within it. I think she really shows her British sensible-ness in this season grin

No one else - until towards the end - wants to say what's going on with Taylor - Kyle in particular I think shows a complete lack of backbone and I went right off her. She's fine until there's serious issues, and then she just gets all surface level and not wanting to engage.

Adrienne seemed cool this season and then goes all batshit crazy in the next season, which is odd. Much love for Brandi's lack of filter - I love how the other women pretend to be all shocked and think her language is tacky, in particular Kyle. For god's sake woman, your niece if sex-tape Paris Hilton - does a little bad language really shock you??

Anyway, Lisa. Lisa and Camille are pretty much the only ones to address the elephant in the room that is what Taylor's husband is doing to her.

whatphididnext Sat 02-Feb-13 10:21:41

Kyle was rolling her eyes at Dana's name-dropping of various designers, but Kyle name-drops Paris into quite a lot of the episodes.

Kyle and Kim don't mention their other Hilton nieces and nephews!

Do you remember at Kyle's daughter's graduation she shushed the whole room because The HILTONS were on the phone.

Oh, and Maurico had to 'be careful' with the bag of donated Paris crap at the charity function she organised.

Lighthousekeeping Sat 02-Feb-13 13:30:01

I don't think we should spill re Adrienne as not everyone googles downloads because they can't wait.

Does Pandora and her finance work?

I went off Kyle end of last season she just seems nasty and sly to me. They were vile to Brandi at games night.

Does Taylor ever tell them about the violence or do they read it on the Internet? I'm not sure about her. Cant put my finger on it.

tiredemma Sat 02-Feb-13 14:30:53

Just watched the one where the Maloofs went to Sacramento with Kim. Wtf is Kim on???

Lighthousekeeping Sat 02-Feb-13 16:17:41

I think Brandi is right in her way. Prescription drugs?

GayleFartsAreLoud Sat 02-Feb-13 22:32:16

Last season I thought Adrienne and Paul had a good marriage. Surprised they are now divorced. Why did Adrienne humiliate Paul at her dinner party? I do like Adrienne. She doesn't sweat the small stuff! Except Jiggi drinking out of her wine glass. Her face and reaction to that was funny.

Lighthousekeeping Sun 03-Feb-13 00:00:29

I love Adriennes voice!

roundtable Sun 03-Feb-13 03:53:40

I just googled! Ooh la la grin

Lighthousekeeping Sun 03-Feb-13 16:06:11

That google is lethal grin best not say too much for those that have patience and don't want to know!

Kyles hair annoys me.

newbiefrugalgal Sun 03-Feb-13 23:45:15

Is it on as usual tomorrow?

Lighthousekeeping Sun 03-Feb-13 23:52:44

I reckon so. I do miss it on a weekend.

whatphididnext Mon 04-Feb-13 08:42:12

Do you think they all have hair extensions?

What about Lisa making her son stick in her hair piece?! shock
That was previously Cedric's job I guess?

PolkadotCircus Mon 04-Feb-13 11:08:29

Not liking Dana one little bit!

PolkadotCircus Mon 04-Feb-13 11:26:25

"Let's rock this" seriously!

MrsBucketxx Mon 04-Feb-13 11:48:23

I must be the only one who doesn't like brandi.

who lets their children pee on yoir freinds lawn.

she was making assumptions about kim, she could of had a water infection for all she knew.

kim needs help, I think theres some serious issues going on.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 12:54:37

When the lawns as big as that one it wouldn't bother me grin

I wonder why they do these shows knowing they have issues? Do they have the chance to get out?

I haven't seen today's yet. I'm assuming Brandi had already watched the first season so had a feeling for what was going on?

MrsBucketxx Mon 04-Feb-13 13:36:27

maybe, kim in series one just looked a bit nervous in social situations not totally unhinged as she does in this series.

I loved the engagement announcment I did it by phone and didn't have the same impact I'm afraid.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 14:15:19

As if they didn't see it coming grin

Orenishii Mon 04-Feb-13 15:34:46

I do wonder why they do these shows when they have personal issues going on. Ignores the fact that I thrive on watching them wink

I think the thing that bugs me about Kyle is that she has umpteen conversations with Taylor, with Taylor madly hinting at what's going on and Kyle just responds as if it's merely love issues. Not...you know...massive abuse issues. Maybe she doesn't feel comfortable doing it on camera - in which case, turn the bloody camera off and offer her some real friendship. Even Lisa says - we might not be friend friends but my door will always be open to you!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 16:01:40

Lisa likes to come across as taking waifs and strays in though doesn't she?

I noticed it all going over Kyles head as well. Like she's out of touch with real life and is just in her happy marriage bubble.

I'm just going to put the kettle on and tune in to today's!

Orenishii Mon 04-Feb-13 16:13:40

True true re lisa taking in strays. But I'm just a Lisa lover, hahaha! It really annoyed me that she offers Taylor a place to stay, Taylor bitches about it because it's couched within the parameters of "we're not friends but..."

I'm trying not to give away too much because i'm halfway through series 3, while watching series 2 again - on maternity leave and far too much time on my hands!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 16:27:24

I know what you mean but, it's best not to. although it's interesting to see that what has been hinted at on here is not even apparent in the new season

It's google that gives more info than the actual show!

BeaWheesht Mon 04-Feb-13 17:03:57

I've just started watching this in the morning whilst dd naps - I really dislike Dana , do not like Kyle, not keen on Taylor. Quite like adrienne, Lisa , camille and Brandi.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 17:11:54

I still can't get over Pandora. She's like Kirsty Allsop in her style.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Mon 04-Feb-13 17:18:51

I am really going off them all, apart from Adrienne. They are all being such horrid bitches. I thought Lisa was nice last season but she's being a bitch too.

newbiefrugalgal Mon 04-Feb-13 17:30:43

that was the dullest games night (apart from fighting)
blurgh
much preferred RHOC today!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 17:59:22

I don't watch that one. I never have.

Orenishii Mon 04-Feb-13 21:23:00

I've attempted them all but had to draw the line at Miami and Washington. Atlanta is BIZZARO.

I think the thing that irritates me most about Kyle is her hair. She has a weird widow's peak, a weird parting, it hangs weird and she needs some kind of style cut into it - long layers or something. And it's odd because her hair is so lush and thick and shiny.

Orenishii Mon 04-Feb-13 21:25:16

Oh and also that she flings it around and always does the splits whenever they do anything remotely Arabian/Moroccan/Turkish etc and inevitably concerning belly dancers - which happens quite a lot because of Lisa's SUPER RICH friend Mohammed.

SweetSeraphim Mon 04-Feb-13 22:17:38

Hahahaha!! So true about Kyle and her fucking hair grin

I am, as we speak, watching season 3 of RHOC, I'm afraid to say I downloaded all of them to watch at my leisure.

Funny thing - this Real Housewives shit is my favourite telly. And I have NO IDEA why grin

newbiefrugalgal Mon 04-Feb-13 23:10:16

I like oc, bh and ny.
No more (don't have time or inclination)
Kyle freaks me out as I can't get past Demi Moore!
Hair is a shocker but do love her house smile

Lighthousekeeping Mon 04-Feb-13 23:12:12

Has nobody dared to mention the wedding planner yet?! $1 million for a wedding in the back garden.

MrsBucketxx Tue 05-Feb-13 07:21:38

the wedding planner than wanted a wedding for himself, he was ignoring what lisa wanted.

he was horrible.

Adrienne is annoying me she sits on the fence all the tine and never has an opinion.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Tue 05-Feb-13 13:47:51

He did make me think of Franc in Father of The Bride though, Lisa was right.

I can't wait to see what he does!

Joekate Tue 05-Feb-13 15:09:44

I've just got myself hooked to these programmes and usually have them on in the Kitchen as I make dinner. DH was alway asking why I was watching "such shite" - then yesterday asked which channel they were on so he could watch while he did the dishes - another one hooked!! Which is the one with Vicky?

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Tue 05-Feb-13 15:13:43

Ive watched too much! Had a dream with camille in last night hmm

I think Brandi should have corrected her son for peeing on the grass!

SweetSeraphim Tue 05-Feb-13 15:55:57

Joekate the one with Vicky is Real Housewives of Orange County. I think that was the first series and the others came from that. I'm just watching them season by season atm, but to be honest, they're not as good as RHOBH or RHONY.

MrsBucketxx Tue 05-Feb-13 16:11:47

oc is my fave tamra has her own gym now, and heather has a sit com.

tamras wedding plans look amazing.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Feb-13 16:14:05

I'm just sticking to BH and NYC my head is full of enough rubbish as it is. When is Pregnant in Heels back on?

SweetSeraphim Tue 05-Feb-13 16:19:03

OC is ok, they're just not fighty enough! That's why I like NY and BH, they're always rowing grin

Orenishii Tue 05-Feb-13 16:30:49

There'll be some hair-whipping at Pandora's Moroccan themed party, mark my words.

RabidCarrot Tue 05-Feb-13 17:17:11

Missed a few days sad
Kyle and Kim are such bitches to Brandi, I like Brandi
Kim is clearly some sort of addict

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 05-Feb-13 17:19:36

Whats you verdict on Vicky and Brookes?

I have forgot what the voiceover at the end of the last one said, he seems very creepy crawly to me and gets worse, as I would say 'fake' or full of shit with all his smarmy talk

I would be scared of Kyle, she looks well hard and I don't scare easily, sorry I am jumping from OC to BH...I think confused

MrsBucketxx Tue 05-Feb-13 17:22:10

he is a fame hungry manipulator, vici can't see it though. blinded by love.

kyle is a lot like me, she is all frontd I'd say. I still dont like brandi sorry I just can't warm to her.

OverlyYappyAlways Tue 05-Feb-13 17:29:15

I had mine on pause so still on BC, yes I quite like Kyle, she seems to have a nice family, Kims definitely on something, I don't like the one with the sore leg, I feel a bit sorry for her but she seems a bit nutty, slashing her exs tyres is a bit OTT I detest my ex and wouldn't go that far. pouring acid on the car is better idea tbh

Brookes is definitely strange and seems to be a bit thick and talks nonsense, like he is reading quotes from books. It looks like Vicky has just jumped into a reltionship with him and buying him everything she likes, to try change him from the low life he is. Be good to see the new one.

Tamra makes me feel the need to go to gym lots, Gretchen looks rough without make-up, I was delighted to see that! grin

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Tue 05-Feb-13 17:40:58

Oh god! Brookes affirmations to Vicky are sooooo cringe!

I don't like Brandi, she seems very odd. I like Taylor and Kyle. Kim seems very mixed up.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Feb-13 17:54:23

I like Brandi. For now. I don't like Kyle one bit. I do fancy her husband though.

lollilou Tue 05-Feb-13 18:05:25

I felt sorry for Brandi today I think she was outnumbered but trying to do the right thing. Kim was mean and I would say it must be drugs with her prescription or otherwise.

MyDarlingClementine Tue 05-Feb-13 22:23:03

I don't know why but Brandi annoys the hell out of me. I could quite happily watch the whole program just based on Lisa.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Feb-13 22:45:13

She has her own programme now.

newbiefrugalgal Tue 05-Feb-13 22:45:44

Brandi is trying way too hard. Don't like her at all.

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Feb-13 23:02:55

Fancy having your own spa in your house or, your own Morroccon secret orgy room come to that.

mombie Tue 05-Feb-13 23:14:04

I have been cringing away at Dana, so desperate.. 'i have just met u but lets all go on holiday!'

Lighthousekeeping Tue 05-Feb-13 23:31:24

Yes she's trying much harder than Brandi. I can't stand how those sisters act so prim and proper like they've never swore.

newbiefrugalgal Wed 06-Feb-13 09:06:00

Yes I forgot about Dana trying too hard but in such a different way.
Brandi is going down the 'poor me' 'victim' route
And
Dana is 'look at me' 'look at me'

whatphididnext Wed 06-Feb-13 09:35:45

Lighthousekeeping Did you say that Lisa has her own spin-off show?

SweetSeraphim Wed 06-Feb-13 09:44:36

I love Lisa. She is easily my favourite. I'm just watching yesterday's episode now. I WANT A SPA IN MY HOUSE angry

BeaWheesht Wed 06-Feb-13 10:07:29

That bloody wedding planner was so annoying but then Lisa went with him anyways??? He annoyed me when he was saying 'no I don't think so' re pandoras choice of dress. Lost a little bit if love for Lisa cos of all that...

Brandi is ok I think.

I can't believe people like Kyle - she is a full on bitch. The only redeeming quality she has is that she has a nice family and sexy husband so I presume she must be nice to them???

Dana just makes me watch between my fingers - she is sooooooo cringey I feel sorry for her in a way but ewwwh just no! Lol re her 18 month old speaking Thai and generally being a genius though- still in nappies though???

ShruggedAndSaid Wed 06-Feb-13 12:25:22

Poor Brandi. Kyle and Kim are so nasty. I am disappointed to see Lisa siding with them. They should feel embarrassed when they watch the video tapes back and realise how nasty they were. Brandi is not the only one who should apologise. Kim and Kyle acting like silly, immature mean girls at school. 'I don't like her' 'I don't want her on my team' and then yesterday Kim critises Brandi saying she has an ugly mouth and a mouth like a sewer. What is that all about? Pot Kettle Black!
I dislike Kyles hair too, maybe they should do a 'hair salon day'. I am starting to really dislike Kyle the shit stirrer.

PolkadotCircus Wed 06-Feb-13 13:32:07

Yes poor Brandi,was only highlighting the elephant in the room- what is Kim on?Starting to wonder if Kyle did say those things re Camille.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Feb-13 13:36:15

I'm glad you're with me on the Kyle hair thing. Have we had the mermaid yet? I don't watch until tonight.

I don't know what Lisa's show is called it's about behind the scenes at one of her restaurants.

Surely to god they watch these shows so that they can realise what they've come across like?

Re the wedding planner. On the American version everything has a price tag on it. It flashes on the screen. Look at my $5,000 birthday cake from spoilt brats are us etc. I don't for a minute think that Lisa is paying the going rate for this wedding. It's just publicity.

ResponsibleAdult Wed 06-Feb-13 13:41:25

Utterly utterly obsessed, the shoes, the fashion, the fights!!! The ridiculous talk of "finding my voice.....working on me....have my back... .
Utterly
Brilliant

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Feb-13 13:44:13

I always thought Kyle said those things. Camille was edited to look like a right cow last season. I hope they aren't doing the same to Brandi this time round.

PolkadotCircus Wed 06-Feb-13 14:14:48

Hmmmm interesting.Camille is coming across as very balanced this season,like the way she kept out of the pack mentality thing re Brandi,was pretty much the only one!

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Feb-13 14:20:44

I can't stop looking at Brandis legs.

MrsBucketxx Wed 06-Feb-13 14:28:41

or one leg?

ResponsibleAdult Wed 06-Feb-13 14:39:40

Ooo in the subject of Kyle, how can she be so judgey pants when she allowed Kim to take £20k equity from their parents house then refuse to let her back into the ownership of it. A crafty move by the wife of a realtor, hurumph. And to think she takes the moral high ground!!!! No wonder Kim is on drugs!!!!!

ihatethecold Wed 06-Feb-13 14:40:58

I felt really sorry for Brandi.
How can grown women be so nasty.
I'm really don't like Kim.
She is crackers! confused

Used to like Kyle but not anymore. Too bitchy.
Lisa annoys me now.
And, I want brandi's legs envy

Orenishii Wed 06-Feb-13 16:15:25

Pandora's part in the Moroccan room - hair whipping a go-go!!

Orenishii Wed 06-Feb-13 16:16:54

Pandora's party, I mean.

MrsBucketxx Wed 06-Feb-13 17:30:40

omg I bet Mauricio is one happy man, with a bendy wife like that.

RabidCarrot Wed 06-Feb-13 17:41:01

Taylors child is a rude brat,
Kyle is getting more vile, but clearly she was only invited over to Taylors to find out about the article, FFS everyone knows Taylor and Russell are over, she has been crying about how terrible he is most of last series, still once Russell kills himself Taylor can be even more of a victim.
Kyle and her hubby need to reel in the lovey dovey crap all over the place though.
I really liked Kyle last season but I think she is a nasty piece of work, the way she went after Brandi for saying Kim was on something (she is) when last season Kyle ripped the shit out of Kim

ShruggedAndSaid Wed 06-Feb-13 17:47:59

Snakes, camels and belly dancers. Wow, classy. Oh and lets not forget the mermaid. grin

Was Martin the daddy? <boak>

ShruggedAndSaid Wed 06-Feb-13 17:53:32

Last season it was Kyle who told everyone at the party that Kim was wasted. Such a supportive sister.

I feel sorry for Taylors daughter. If the problems at home are having such an awful effect on Taylor then it's bound to affect 5 y/o Kennedy? too.

RabidCarrot Wed 06-Feb-13 18:01:15

OMG Kim is dating her dealer,

There is a man <sniff> with a coke habit

ShruggedAndSaid Wed 06-Feb-13 18:10:39

I hope she is and then she and Kyle can apologise to Brandi.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Feb-13 18:29:07

They never apologise do they? Just like they never get up from those heated arguments and call it a night.and, they amount they seem to drink during the day!! And then they always leave to go to an appointment. They must be permanently pissed I know I would be

dawntigga Wed 06-Feb-13 18:40:37

When you are that rich and or your husband is that powerful you rarely have to say sorry. Or pay for anything.

IME the wives are awful.

BitterExperienceTiggaxx

Lighthousekeeping Wed 06-Feb-13 18:58:26

I don't think they pay for half of what they flaunt on that show.

I don't think Taylor's husband is neither rich or powerful. The sisters both married well twice although not as well as their big sister. Lisa works for a living. I'm sure Adriennes richer than her husband but I'm not sure what she does.

Now, Mohamed's wife!!! What on earth was she thinking????

IamMummyhearmeROAR Wed 06-Feb-13 19:27:17

Adrienne is WAY richer than Paul

newbiefrugalgal Wed 06-Feb-13 19:33:53

Adrianne has family money -and you do see her working hard (sort of!)
My tv reception was rubbish today I couldn't watch any of it!

Orenishii Wed 06-Feb-13 19:46:54

Lisa and her husband have the restaurants they've built up, Adrienne's family have hotels (I think) and the NBA team, and her husband is a plastic surgeon, Camille was an actress and now produces - or at least did, don't know if she's still part of Kelsey's company - don't think Kyle and Taylor do anything, and Kim was a child actress.

Porkster Wed 06-Feb-13 20:04:31

I haven't seen today's yet but have to add my burgeoning dislike of Kyle.

What a mean bitch she was to Brandi (& what kind of name is that?).

Kim is a total nut job.

Loving the ghastly Dana; what a desperado!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Wed 06-Feb-13 21:08:43

I clicked on this thread hoping season 3 had started, only to find it's season 2 sad. I watched it a while ago and have been re-watching them on days I'm not working. I love this show! My favourite is Lisa but I like Adrienne too - she seems really smart, reasoned and independent - not overly reliant on her husband like some of the other women seem to be. Are her and Paul really divorced now?

Is season three coming on soon? If not, how on earth do I download it? I've never downloaded any TV shows, ever technophobe alert.

WotWot Wed 06-Feb-13 21:09:38

I have lurked long enough on this thread and enjoy it almost as much as the actual show. I try and fit my ironing and teatime prep around it - addicted? Naaaah!

Where to start:

Kyle: Series 1, I liked her. Seemed grounded, didn't flaunt her wealth but my goodness! She's not nice. The ganging up on Brandi (twin sister Bacardi?) was uncomfortable. She has 4 kids (in case you forgot). What a great example. Also, if I hear about her 'amazing, great' marriage again Ill scream.

Mauricio - Yes, compared to Ken, Taylor's husband he IS rather lovely. Thing is, whenever he talks, I just think of the Count from Sesame St. Not so hot.

Lisa - love her accent. Looks like a pretty Kate O Mara. Wouldn't trust her an inch. Like her front garden though.

Adrienne. One injection short of Bride of Wildensteene. Doesnt want to upset anyone. Has her own bodyguard (what?) and Bernie her psycho chef is just nasty and am sure will give Lisa Ecoli.

Kim - that voice. It aint sexy! Clear your throat. The fat guy you've been dating in secret. Thats not love - thats a s-u-p-p-l-i-e-r! And - if you want to do a 'Kim', put one hand on your hip, and with the other hand use your index finger to make a big 'Z' in front of you. Try it, go on.

Taylor. Lips on a stick. 200 guests to her 5 yr old party. Yup.

Mohammed - I had the strangest idea that as well as his mannequin gilfriend/fiancee he was also (hoping) to smuggle Jason (Pandora's fiance) into the Orgy room.

Phew. Nuf already.

Porkster Wed 06-Feb-13 21:11:11

WotWot, you have made me lol.

kennyp Wed 06-Feb-13 23:00:57

Bst thread ever!!

Camille so boring and dull. Wthout her sticking her tongue down nicks throat she has nothing to do or say.

Is that really kims dealer?? Shocked face. He is quite replusive looking (i am no oil painting but still). Does kyle go loopy when she meets him??

Did lisa leak that story to the magazine?? Love this series HUGELY!!!!! And mauricios mothers face lift .... OMG!!!!!!!!

kennyp Wed 06-Feb-13 23:02:36

Adrienne is now knocking about with rod stewarts son who was on celebrity rehab (oh how i love dr drew!!!) ..... According to the daily mail. That bastion if truth.

ResponsibleAdult Wed 06-Feb-13 23:23:29

The depth of knowledge and wealth of information on MN is flabbergasting. Some total RHOBH fanatics. Wot wot made me lol, so true!! Lisa apparently works with Ken at their restaurant chain. Laugh my socks off every time they have guests and at the last minute she dons a pinny and pretends she was hands on. Prob why Adrien's chef, with serious ideas above his station, excuse Downton Abbey reference stylee, loathes her.
Taylo, wtf, that bloody Mauricios white bday party, when she posed, silhouetted against the party lights, all lonesome after arsehole Russell left prematurely. Would make a gag about that being prob not his first, but def his last but don't want to be tasteless. Who the f does she think bloody she is?? Princess Diana outside Taj Mahal?????
Enough already.
KYLE is such a prima Donna not only did she cry at her mil facelift, wtf, ie divert attention from sedated post op mil, she STOLE her sisters birthright to the family home by releasing $20k!!!! $20k, keep up, poor Kim has been disinherited from their maternal home for $20k lousy, Kim's limousine rant was correct. "You took my house"
Jesus H, no wonder they all need therapists drugs Botox and fillers? !!!!!!!!

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Wed 06-Feb-13 23:58:21

Kyle was a child actress too

she played the little girl that laurie stroud was babysitting in Halloween sad

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 07:28:09

I hadnt put 2 and 2 together about kims bloke, is he really her dealer?

Lighthousekeeping Thu 07-Feb-13 09:13:43

I think we are only guessing that! He certainly someone she has kept secret.

I'd keep him a secret too. Bleugh...

Orenishii Thu 07-Feb-13 11:03:49

The house thing is shocking - why would you not let your own sister buy back in? AKim's share surely must be worth must be worth more than 20k - there's only three of them. as if that that house was only worth 60k! By my reckoning, based on the information given, Kim either has more stake in the house or Kyle owes her some serious money.

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 11:10:46

it needs to be sorted as this sort of thing eats away at families.

kyle is out of order really.

Orenishii Thu 07-Feb-13 11:20:20

I don't even know how you'd say no - sorry sis, don't want you to co-own our family home you grew up in, too late!

WTF?

WotWot Thu 07-Feb-13 11:42:13

We have no proof that Kim's BOYfriend of one year is her supplier. Just based purely on the fact that he has a big nose, sniffs a lot, looks scary, a bit rough and they met at the mailbox. Yeh right. Course you did. I have never met any one decent looking at our post box. Do you think he looks like the Boon bloke from years back - Michael Elphick? He was making strange grunting noises whilst nuzzling her. Eugh.

Loved Bendy Kyle doing her hair flicking splits on the table (poor table). Shame Mohammeds Mannequin Fiancee didn't get the Pledge out beforehand - that would of been a spectacular show. While Kyles doing her stuff, pouting, making red-indian noises and bending like playdoh I loved the shot of Mauritio the Count and her daughter totally oblivious, stuffing their faces with couscous and other Morroccan fayre and ignoring her. You can just imagine them thinking - Here she goes again (bit like us).

Lastly (for now), I don't think the camel was bought in especially for the party. I think the camel provides Mohammed's hairpiece. Poor creature probably has a bald patch.

Joekate Thu 07-Feb-13 11:59:57

Can you get Series one on DVD - need to know what these people have been up to....

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 12:09:08

Taylors dating a married man now. shock Not so sweet and innocent is she.
Was Adrienne dating Rod Stewarts son the reason for her divorce? Or violence?
Kyle loves to be the centre of attention. The mil face lift, Pandy's party. I reckon she was a bitch to Camille too. Her true colours are coming out this series. I don't think she would suit short hair. I reckon if she had a shoulder length bob she would look like Cherie Blair.
Is Kim's boyfriend really a drug dealer? She needs to take the beer goggles off she told him she thinks he's 'handsome'. What happened to her and Martin?

Joekate Thu 07-Feb-13 12:19:01

Brooks seems far too interested in how Vic's divorce is going and the division of assets - I feel his true colours are going to come out soon and she will be devestated.

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 13:04:41

Joekate - thread is about Beverley Hills housewives not Orange County.

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 13:16:05

Is Pandora's wedding going to cost 1 Million Dollars ar 5 Million Dollars? Imagine being able to be that frivilous. We didn't get to see many of Pandy's pals at the engagement party. She's mates with Mohammad girlfriend but who else? Were the guests mostly Lisa and Ken's friends? They won't be too impressed to see Kim drooling over Ken2 instead of going to Pandy's party. Moving house indeed, what an excuse. grin I hate Kim's fake puffy laugh.

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 13:22:09

debbie all the rh threads have overlaps. give jokatea break

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 13:24:58

no lisa said she has a budget of 100 thousand dollars, which is about 75 grand.

which isn't that much really in bh

kennyp Thu 07-Feb-13 13:28:21

Pmsl at boon!!!!!! Luckily i am on the toilet as i type!!

Woman at work has seen series twon on a sky channel and apparently boon isnt the dealer but kyle doesnt like him anyway. Imagine rolling over to that in the morning. Eurgh.

Lisa is morphing into jackie collins at an alarming rate.

HURRY UP, TEN PAST FOUR!!!!!!!!

Joekate Thu 07-Feb-13 14:14:46

Sorry Debs, I was replying to something someone has said further up the board regarding Brooks and Vicki

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 16:33:03

kim had an engagement ring on with that guy shock

MrsBucketxx Thu 07-Feb-13 16:34:03

she has just admitted shes on prescription meds.

ggirl Thu 07-Feb-13 16:35:30

woman on prescription drugs is 46!!..she looks a lot older

Lighthousekeeping Thu 07-Feb-13 17:04:16

They all look older. Even with the surgery.

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 17:40:41

Ok Bucket. Have a break, have a kitkat smile
I thought I saw an engagement ring on Kim's finger. She needs to come off the meds or get her eyes tested.
Surprised Kyle invited Brandi over to suance {yeah, ok I've spelt that wrong} and even more surprised Brandi accepted invite.
More tears from Taylor tomoz.
I want to see what Kyles mil looks like after her mini face lift.

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 17:43:46

I need to get home and watch today's episode.
hilarious comment that the camel supplies Mohammed's rug. grin

WTF was the mermaid all about. Do you think the entertainers had to join Mohammed afterwards in the 'secret' room

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 17:45:48

mini-facelift ????
Paul had inked pretty much every inch of mil's skin.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 07-Feb-13 18:03:44

I notice after mentioning it the other day that they have started to put a price tag on everything. Just incase we want to go out and buy a $60,000 watch.

I dont believe for a second daddy Ken will be paying for all the wedding it will all be advertising.

Im boaking thinking about what goes on in Mohameds harem. Is his daughter girlfriend English?

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 18:12:46

Well, I think I'll buy two of those watches at that price Lighthousekeeping. grin
whatphididnext - there was a clip, possibly at Taylors daughters party, where paul and Adrienne were getting advice from Mauritious mother (i think she is a marriage counsellor) and he says to her that she would benefit from a mini facelift. Maybe she just decided to go the whole hog and have a full face lift.
Mohammed is just a bit creepy with his secret bedroom and well he is just a rich dirty old man.

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 18:14:24

What does Pandora do? Does she work?

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 18:25:35

I think Paul told the mil she needed a facelift to shut her up going on about his marriage.

and it was at Kyle's daughters graduation lunch not that I am obsessed or anything

Lighthousekeeping Thu 07-Feb-13 18:28:03

Have you noticed that her and Lisa are speaking posher as each episode goes on? God knows what she does. Where they schooled in England? Imagine when Max was adopted I bet his birth mother never dreamed off the life he would have. He seems pretty grounded.

I haven't seen today's but I'm still aghast that Taylor is spending money like there's no tomorrow.

I don't want to think about Paul and Adrienne splitting up. It's not evident yet.

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 18:30:00

Mohammed's fiancee seems out of her depth and like a startled fawn.

How ill-mannered of Kyle to say rude things about the guest who calls her DH "daddy" when she is standing right mext to her!

its just like Kim saying in earshot that she didn't want Brandi on her team.

The pair of them need lessons in manners and tact.

RabidCarrot Thu 07-Feb-13 20:18:47

Kyle is getting more controling of Kim, no wonder Kim did not tell her she had a dealer bloke and was going to move in with him, I wonder if Kyle knows Kim is an addict and that is why she is so controlling

Orenishii Thu 07-Feb-13 20:40:17

I also want to know why Kim moves so much..she's always moving! And this episode, Kyle said "well you had to move so quick...you had no time to look, no time to decide..." when Kim's explaining why she've moving in with her boyfriend, and not moving closer to Kyle.

Why does Kim move so much and why did she have to move out of this house so quickly?

And yes I know this is a BH thread but given OC is straight after...why do Alexis and her husband (who thinks being a wife is something to do) rent? I just assumed they all owned their fabulous houses. I didn't even consider they had mortgages - I actually just thought they all have millions of dollars to buy outright blush But worse than that...Alexis rents!

WotWot Thu 07-Feb-13 21:36:17

Very odd scene when Kimmy told Kyle that she was moving in with Boon. Kyle obvs knows of him as he accompanied Kim to one of Paris's shindigs (O. Kyle. I nearly forgot for 2 seconds you are related to Paris Hilton. You must be so proud).

That seance was a waste of time. All of the info the medium knew could probably be found on Google. Love the way Count Mauritio was bought in at one point so Kyle could hold him and remind all of us watching she has a wonderful marriage.
Saw that Ken and Giggi (sp?) were dragged in too. Two old dogs. Strangely the balder of the two being the 4-legged one. grin

DebbiesDoubleDees Thu 07-Feb-13 21:52:20

and it was at Kyle's daughters graduation lunch I stand corrected smile
WotWot who is Boon? Is that your name for Ken2? Is it an abbreviation of buffoon? Yeah the seance was a waste of time exactly what I though the info could easily be found on google.
Ken probably has a camel hairpiece too. I've noticed Lisa saying 'right' a lot after everything she says.
Adrienne washing the chook with handsoap. grin What a plonker.

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 21:59:26

If I had a chef on the payroll I wouldn't get cooking lessons from Lisa...

My family demanded to be fed and watered tonight so I haven't watched today's episode. But ooh, a seance, you think the RHW would be cautious after an evening with Camille'S evil medium last series.

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 22:05:11

Just a quick OC comment for Orenshii

I was googling hotels in OC for our holiday last summer, and an advert appeared for a boutique (of course) hotel owned by Alexis and her husband and Alexis was giving a little tour. It's in Laguna Beach.

It did look amazing - but my budget didn't stretch to it envy

WotWot Thu 07-Feb-13 22:12:09

Ken2 (Kimmy's 'boy'friend) is Boon. Call him that as he reminds me of actor Michael Elphick who played a bloke called Boon. Never saw it but strangely somehow seem to remember him wearing leathers and riding a motorbike.

But...yes. Boon, Buffoon. Will not confuse matters on this marvellous thread and stick to calling Boon Ken2.

Re Bernie the Chef. You may find Adrienne wants to get rid of Bernie the NastyChef but is too scared. He is quite something.

WotWot Thu 07-Feb-13 22:16:43
whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 22:26:48

Bernie-the-chef is a lurker. He was hanging about while Adrienne was rushing between her three (only three ? ) fridges looking fr items, But as I said why on earth isn't HE teaching.

I had a BF who was a bit posh and his housekeeper taught me to make a lovely fish pate when I was about 17.

whatphididnext Thu 07-Feb-13 22:27:47

WotWot oh yes, I see it now. Chortle.

kennyp Thu 07-Feb-13 22:35:54

Bernie has the look about him of a potential poisoner. Perhaps he will do/ poison people at "pandy"'s wedding lunch.
I used to work in the pub michael elphick used to drink in. He was a miserable old soak.

Camille growing a pair of balls. Kim is off the scale mentally mental. Kyle is more of a bitch than a crufts champion.

Bloody love them "housewives"

kennyp Thu 07-Feb-13 23:00:18

Ooh, thats it .... Bernie reminds me of the snooty restaurant critic in ratatouille.

MrsBucketxx Fri 08-Feb-13 07:33:03

ill rewatch today. as I couldn't hear most of it yesterday. curse of having two kids.

as for alexis I wouldn't mind renting a house like that if I could afford it, there business really suffered in the crash apparently.

Joekate Fri 08-Feb-13 11:14:08

Does anyone know where I can get Series One on DVD - need to see these ladies from the very beginning grin. The first one I saw was not long ago and they were all having a meal and the girl that Medium was based on was there and got sloshed. Is that Series one or two? Can't seem to find it on Amazon.

Joekate Fri 08-Feb-13 11:18:48

Does anyone know where I can get Series One on DVD - need to see these ladies from the very beginning grin. The first one I saw was not long ago and they were all having a meal and the girl that Medium was based on was there and got sloshed. Is that Series one or two? Can't seem to find it on Amazon.

Joekate Fri 08-Feb-13 11:19:17

Woops - sorry, bit of a hiccup there

Orenishii Fri 08-Feb-13 11:23:11

Joekate it might be on Netflix or Lovefilm, or other live tv streaming sites.

ResponsibleAdult Fri 08-Feb-13 11:41:30

Did someone mention Lisa's son Max is adopted?
Lisa made a comment pre engagement meal asking where Max was, saying " He is a part of this family too, he should be here", thought Lisa was being metaphorical not literal. She is frustrated at his failure " to engage with the process", she didnt say that , but probably edited out as not confrontational enough. Thought close up of Max rather am-drammy rolling of eyes was just adolescent truculence. Maybe he is really a seething hotbed of sibling resentment to be revealed in post rehab drugs and drink binge hell revelation. Not a spoiler, or plot description, more an exaggerated extropolation. Perhaps they need my plot writing skills ( imagines glamourous career in BH making up preposterous nonsense about people with little substance)

BeaWheesht Fri 08-Feb-13 11:55:18

So Kim is sedated and driving?

newpup Fri 08-Feb-13 12:13:07

This is my guilty pleasure. I record it to watch when I am ironing! I think that Lisa is funny but would be a mean enemy and a good friend. She clearly has a loving relationship with her family and works hard at her restaurants. I think she does look much older than her real age though.

Kim is clearly abusing some substance and I think Kyle is in denial about that. I also thought Ken was her dealer or a fellow user. I suspect she is an alchoholic. What a shame. There is something essentially likeable about her in the rare sober moments.

I liked Kyle at first but I think she is bitchy and treated Brandi appallingly. I sometimes like Taylor but she had issues, many issues I think. I think I would like her in real life. Camille was a bitch last series, editing aside. This season she is much nicer. I think her marriage was probably hellish.

Adrienne, I can not work out. She definately is a good friend and seems upfront but her relationship with Paul is all wrong.. I can not see their marriage lasting much longer.

Brandi is nice but needs to engage brain before speaking. Dana is desparate!

Roll on next episode, gets me through the ironing. smile

SweetSeraphim Fri 08-Feb-13 12:53:34

It's great isn't it. Easily the best of the RH series imo.

MrsBucketxx Fri 08-Feb-13 13:38:57

I was shocked when she said how many neds she is on, wtf, was has she got to be so messed up about,

lots of people go through divorce and dont need this type of medication.

lollilou Fri 08-Feb-13 14:50:11

Yes but one of her boyfriends was murdered whilst talking on the phone to her apparently and she was a child star which seems to have messed up alot of actors.
I thought Paul was really nice to her yesterday. Did he do Taylors' lips though because they are horrid?

MrsBucketxx Fri 08-Feb-13 15:40:28

ok ill let her off, she needs to get herself sorted, but I think the meds are making her look like a junkie.

whatphididnext Fri 08-Feb-13 16:43:12

Kim must have a tame GP to get all these meds.

Getting any prescription out of the surgery I go to is virtually impossible, they are great believers in just a dose of paracetamol.

lollilou Fri 08-Feb-13 17:24:46

Kyle annoyed me today with her crying and the comment about her Mum ignoring boyfriends she didn't like so that was what she was going to do. I thought that was childish she should act like a grown up. He may look like a dealer but he could be nice.
I like Lisa and thought Taylor was a bit crazy today but she is a victim of dv so forgivable I suppose.

lollilou Fri 08-Feb-13 17:25:58

Oh and it's America so I think you can pay your doctor to ladle out the drugs look at Michael Jackson!

Lighthousekeeping Fri 08-Feb-13 17:26:21

Yes, Max is adopted. She has mentioned it. I dont think he's aimless at all he is only 18!! and, what exactly does Pandy do for a living?

Oh, Im two episodes behind now. Bloody nights.

I wouldnt waste my money buying the dvd there must be someway to see it. I will try and think.

RabidCarrot Fri 08-Feb-13 19:43:00

Now I have to say that today Camille went so far up in my estimations

newbiefrugalgal Fri 08-Feb-13 20:24:32

I neeeed a recap of today's episode as I missed it sad

RabidCarrot Fri 08-Feb-13 20:32:02

Taylor was being a professional victim again and attacking Lisa, I truly think Taylor is a fruitcake very mentally unwell person, as well as loving being a victim.

WotWot Fri 08-Feb-13 21:19:32

So many questions:
Did anyone actually eat any of the lovely cakes (that are SO English) at the Tea Party?

Do you think we'll get to see Pandora's wedding? AND will it really be in Lisa's back garden OR will they have a Morrocan-themed one so best friend Mohammed can host (Oh Kyyyle - more splits and manic hair flicking luv).

Re Taylor. Am confused. Did I hear right that all the HW's said they were not sure about whether Taylor was telling the truth about her abuse..but then..was it Camille who said that Taylor said Russell had broken her jaw? I can't help but wonder why she's with him (yes I know he's dead now), but surely she must be making her own loot from Series 1 etc to run, run away?

The scene with Adrienne and Paul 'celebrating' his birthday was painful. Yes - staged and set up (as always) but that glare from Adrienne when Paul was choosing his food was one of hate! I mean, - I do wonder if any BH husband has EVER had a conversation with their wife about food?? Ugh - the dirty F word.
Anyway - do Paul and Adrienne have kids together?

Lisa's impression of Laryngitis Kimmy is quite good.

Orenishii Fri 08-Feb-13 21:26:38

I think she was probably just very angry at the treatment from her husband, and misguidedly taking it out on Lisa. she completely misunderstood Lisa's line about - we're not friends but if you need help...

newbie basically Taylor laid into Lisa about how she made her feel judged and insecure and stuff, and then it was finally said that the other women had been protecting her about her husband's abuse.

Camille was a warrior about it - I hugely admired her for finally saying what the others didn't want to. Especially that bloody Kyle - "oh i just don't want to get involved." Your friend is being abused!!!

Orenishii Fri 08-Feb-13 21:34:21

Wot i think the problem came from Taylor putting them in this impossible situation of telling them things - that it transpired to be the truth - but then acting like there was nothing wrong. So when Camille said - Taylor told me things for three hours, then got on a G-IV with her husband - it made them all not understand the complexities of DV. Kyle almost says it - she almost comes close to saying it's hard to leave your abuser, even when you have the means to do so...but then she reverts back to being a coward.

WotWot Fri 08-Feb-13 21:43:05

Hmmm, Kyle seems to have gone from a normal (its all relative in RH land), likeable gal to being very cowardly and not to be trusted one little bit. I felt for Taylor.

RabidCarrot Sat 09-Feb-13 09:10:04

Taylor just makes me sick, I want to slap her

newpup Sat 09-Feb-13 10:15:24

I think Kyle was not a good friend to Taylor at all. I don't want to get involved.... Your friend is being abused and having a breakdown!!! Only Camille and Lisa were upfront and actually offered Taylor real help. Taylor is sick and needs help both with her abusive marriage and her emotional issues.

ihatethecold Sat 09-Feb-13 15:25:55

Rabidcarrot. That's really not nice.

valiumredhead Sat 09-Feb-13 15:42:51

Oh yeah, I'm sure that's what Taylor needs - another slap hmm

Lighthousekeeping Sat 09-Feb-13 17:52:10

The trouble with Taylor is that she hears things and then twists them to what she wants to hear. You will see more of that later on, well after her husband is off the scene. She's still doing it.

I wish she'd stop that thing with her lips. Shes gorgeous otherwise.

JaquelineHyde Sat 09-Feb-13 17:58:35

I can't stand Taylor, she has some serious issues and has dealt with a hell of a lot I know but I also just think that she is not a very nice person. I didn't like her in the first series either.

Kyle is the one I really hate at the moment though, 2 faced and very bitchy with it.

Lighthousekeeping Sat 09-Feb-13 18:07:02

She purposely twisted what Lisa said re the invite to stay at her house. Where's Brandi lately?

Kyle has really shown her true colours hasnt she? I cant say I ever took to her from the beginning. Camille is very good looking. Fancy Frasier going for the custody of her children. I bet his new wife was over the moon about that.

clam Sat 09-Feb-13 18:54:55

re: Adrienne and Paul, and I know what subsequently happens, but did anyone else pick up on the comment during the Sacramento Kings episode, where the bodyguards were concerned about her safety if she turned up at the game. At one point, Paul pointed out that she might end up punched in the face. She said, "it wouldn't be the first time," whilst looking directly at him. hmm

clam Sat 09-Feb-13 18:58:32

Oh, and whilst I'm hmm ing, how clumsy does Paul do you have to be to have your small son allegedly kick you in the nose twice, breaking it?

Lighthousekeeping Sat 09-Feb-13 19:01:01

Oh, he's vain alright!! They both are though. I kind of like him.

lollilou Sat 09-Feb-13 20:33:04

So do you think his broken nose was plastic surgery or fighting with his wife?

whatphididnext Sun 10-Feb-13 00:04:28

What a bizarre scene - Taylor talking to Paul through Lisa's gate, is he not allowed on the property?

RabidCarrot Sun 10-Feb-13 11:07:50

I am really sad about Paul and Adrianna,
I wonder if Taylor will go in to professional widow mode to add to her permanent victim mode?
Really dis-liking Kyle this season

newbiefrugalgal Sun 10-Feb-13 12:12:26
Lighthousekeeping Sun 10-Feb-13 16:02:01

Should we put Spoilers into the title? We havent seen Season 3 in the UK yet.

Orenishii Sun 10-Feb-13 18:58:33

Rabid I've gotta say, I find your comments about Taylor pretty odd given she is a victim of domestic abuse - as a child, and as a married woman. Yes, I find her a bit annoying too but she's clearly in distress and as things panned out, in a very bad situation.

MrsBucketxx Mon 11-Feb-13 07:43:12

camille was awesome in this episode, saying what the others wouldn't.

I think I feel that taylor doesn't get lisa or ken. its a lost in translation English American thing.

I read that Russell changed his will before hand so she would get nothing, evil evil man.

whatphididnext Mon 11-Feb-13 10:08:56

Russell apparently died massively in debt, hence why Taylor had to sell her wedding ring, so perhaps he changed his will to try, unsuccessfully, to shield her and their daughter, from the debts.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 13:07:45

Selling the ring wouldn't have been a biggy if the marriage was abusive. I don't think she was made homeless so he wouldn't have done it out of spite. I hope that show didn't contribute to how he was feeling.

MrsBucketxx Mon 11-Feb-13 13:54:12

maybe she did it thinking it would get her out of debt.

its nt a good situation all round.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 14:13:03

She spends like no-ones business. Remember the daughters party? Did she not have a clue that they were broke?

I still don't understand why anyone with that going on in their life would want to be on national telly.

MrsBucketxx Mon 11-Feb-13 14:20:01

I can't imagine how she didn't know.

can't wait for later now.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 14:53:06

So, what is the morning show? Is it a repeat or is the afternoon one?

Morning show is a repeat of the previous afternoons. Was lifesaver today as I had sky+ed Fridays ep, and just as Camille opened her mouth to say "he hits you" it cut off! I was shock
So was able to see it all this morning!

I realise calling it lifesaver is touch melodramatic blush

kirstys23 Mon 11-Feb-13 16:23:34

Anybody watching just now? I get the feeling that Kyle is less that pleased with Lisa and Taylors reconciliation...

Orenishii Mon 11-Feb-13 16:24:25

But it's still not resolved - Camille lets it all out, names the elephant in the room and says you told us he hits you but then you want us to be friends with him, wtf?

And yet Taylor still acts like Camille is in the wrong. I'm sure there's a lot more too it but i'd rather none of it was included instead of all this half suff going on.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 16:30:52

I'm not watching until tonight. I know what you mean. Sounds awful but they haven't shown anything that points to him being abusive have they? Except he looks dodgy.

clam Mon 11-Feb-13 16:36:09

Half stuff is about right. And I notice that in the original showing of re games night from hell, they aired what Brandi actually said re: Kim (crystal meth). They edited it out of the show last week.
And Taylor's face when she thought Brandi was going to repeat it at adriennes pamper party!

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 16:39:09

I think Brandi was right. Has she come back into it yet? Taylor is actually a shit stirrer. I know she's not in a good place but I just can't take to her.

WotWot Mon 11-Feb-13 16:56:01

This afternoons ep:
The Golden Gate bridge over your fireplace Kimmy. What's nxt - a singing Sea Bass?

Lisa and HER wedding?

Taylor - I feel for but the girl is mixed up and seems to be taking out her upsetting life on all the wrong people.

Dana -.just take your money and emigrate.

Kyle. - Why wrapped up st Taylors kids party - sorry - festival when all else wearing vests?

Questions: for those who hv seen ahead - do we get to see Pandys wedding? Also (and yes morbid) does Russell die between series or is everyones reaction gruesomely filmed?

Orenishii Mon 11-Feb-13 17:05:58

I think it happened between seasons...and there's an episode either before this season or the next, with the housewives and their husbands' reactions to it. they may have shown it already.

Pandy's spectacle wedding is the climax of the season, I think.

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 17:56:33

They never showed it in the UK it was at the start of this season.

Taylor is getting on my nerves and I'm sorry to say that. Camille was totally right. I loved the walkout! I want to know how he got time to beat her black and blue and break her jaw between shooting the series.

clam Mon 11-Feb-13 18:14:07

There are photos on the Internet of Taylor with her eye badly damaged. Not sure of the chronology of events with regard to shooting the series.

But the other housewives (who clearly know more than they're filmed saying, in most cases) have suggested that they think Taylor is economical with the truth at times so who knows?

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 18:23:00

Well Camille said it when she said you keep telling us but, where are these bruises?

IamMummyhearmeROAR Mon 11-Feb-13 18:38:37

Paul remarked on there being a bruise on her cheek when he was chatting with Taylor at the gates about her botox

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 18:53:51

I was just reading about them. Did you know that they all live in the same gated community? How bizarre. Not you average estate though! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Park,_Los_Angeles

Lighthousekeeping Mon 11-Feb-13 19:11:45

I haven't seen all of today's. I've had to pause it just to say, what is it with Taylor and all these extravagant birthday parties?? She's really getting to me. And, for the love of god why has she got a personal assistant on the pay roll?

Joekate Mon 11-Feb-13 20:55:47

This is the first episode I've really seen Taylor's child - she seems really unhappy. May have thought "spoiled Brat" if I didn't know the background. But, no, I think that child has seen more than she should have.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 11-Feb-13 21:07:24

Pandora's wedding is the last episode of the season. It's lovely.

I think Russell died towards the end of the season currently being repeated (season 2) but they didn't show it in the UK.

Can't wait for season 3!

MrsBucketxx Tue 12-Feb-13 07:21:50

I thougt Taylors little girl came across a bit spoilt, she only seemed happy when she got the horse.

I really felt for dana when she stuck up for taylor and Russell wouldnt have any of it, I bet their marriage is like that what he says goes.

clam Tue 12-Feb-13 12:20:12

"came across a bit spoilt?" shock

What would you call a LOT spoilt then? grin (And I'm not talking monetary terms here)

MrsBucketxx Tue 12-Feb-13 13:38:44

stamping feet and screaming maybe,

MrsBucketxx Tue 12-Feb-13 16:52:15

Adrienne is being silly about the bachelorette party, its like she thinks she has no other friends.

valiumredhead Tue 12-Feb-13 17:09:16

RHOM starts next Monday on bio and a series of RHONJ, not sure if it's a new series or a repeat.

daisydoodoo Tue 12-Feb-13 17:13:49

Looking forward to monday and a new series to watch. Am hoping nj is a new series too.

My name is Daisy and I an a rh addict blush

Orenishii Tue 12-Feb-13 19:59:52

I don't have a clue what's happening in RHONJ anymore...the stuff in the first series with Danielle was hilarious, then that guys sister..what's her name..that falls out with her sister-in-law when she's first in it...gah...they have loads of money problems...there seemed to be so many fights!

SweetSeraphim Tue 12-Feb-13 22:36:49

PLEASE don't tell me there is another new one coming..... I already have BH and OC on the go. I'm supposed to be looking for a job!

MrsBucketxx Wed 13-Feb-13 07:08:45

bh is doing the reunion in the states for the current series so we should have that first.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 13-Feb-13 10:04:31

SweetSeraphim i have just got a job and as excited as i am about it i am not happy that i will be missing rh's!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 13-Feb-13 16:24:57

WTAF how is that pizza for two to share?!!

How can we even hear them speak over the sounds of their stomachs rumbling?!

Does no one even fucking eat?!

MrsBucketxx Wed 13-Feb-13 16:37:27

I thought it was tiny too , a salad too would have made it more filling.

RabidCarrot Wed 13-Feb-13 17:08:00

Bloody Hell, Taylor has lost the plat big time, FFS woman if your life was so horrible you should have left him.

Someone needed to step in and get her some help, but she is still the most annoying woman ever, I have really gone off Kyle, and how insecure is she over her husband?

RabidCarrot Wed 13-Feb-13 17:08:57

Hokey, clearly Camilles friend eats grin

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 13-Feb-13 17:16:24

It was car-crash today, wasn't it?
Taylor very very troubled, and it's hard to watch, knowing how it all panned out.
Brandi I actually felt sorry for. She does genuinely want to fit in and impress them, and it all went pear-shaped.
Kyle - obviously has a giant wooden spoon that we can't see. COuld she shit-stir any more? And what was that re never having any procedures? Did she just wish for a lip job then?

Adrienne - well, i love her and her husky voice. But I'd not cross her - she is tough.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 17:26:09

Oh it's the beach party from hell. The equivalent of Scarey Island for me.

clam Wed 13-Feb-13 17:28:05

When Taylor was screaming "you don't know what you've DONE!" at Camille, I guess that somehow she (Taylor) had been in big trouble at home over what happened at the teaparty. Which of course, to most rational people, was Camille (and the others, for that matter) stating the bleeding obvious. For one reason or another, Taylor presumably related all to Russell and the shit hit the fan.

Poor woman.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 13-Feb-13 17:32:23

She clearly does Rabid and how nice to see someone who is not so thin!!

Today was awful, but gripping grin

Taylor has obviously got some terrible stuff going on the group do not help.

Kyle was my favourite last season but I like her least now.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 18:09:29

Me too.

It's just weird how its on national telly. Her going to marriage guidance with him and the rest of us knowing what he was doing to her. Ireland somewhere that she only left him in the end because the tv company threatened to drop them both.

libbydenise Wed 13-Feb-13 19:06:20

Who is Camille's friend? Is she really a friend or a hand picked somewhat (ahem) less attractive pa?smile

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 19:43:57

I must be watching too much of this as I'm finding those wedding tables very attractive and not tacky at all!

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 13-Feb-13 20:18:01

Oh this is my dirty television habit. I love Lisa and think Kyle is vile and they were all pretty despicable at her lovely tea party.

Taylor is a fantasist I think - she has made up an awful lot of stuff some judicious googling revealed.

Kim is clearly on something - her refusal to talk to Brandi is just mad.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 13-Feb-13 20:19:31

I think Camille has had a lot of PR advice and is being very careful this season but she does let her friends do her dirty work.

IamMummyhearmeROAR Wed 13-Feb-13 20:26:32

Did they cut the bit where Taylor lights a cigarette the wrong way round in the car with Kyle and nearly sets herself on fire?

SuzySuzSuz Wed 13-Feb-13 20:33:10

They have cut it slightly differently as the same episode I'd seen on the bio channel was a little different to the version today on itv2....
Love Lisa smile
I'm seeing Adrienne in a slightly different light, used to think of her as sensible peace maker but now think she just tries to bury any conflict at any cost to anyone.
Do not like Kyle or Kim one bit, nasty bullies who accept no wrong doing or responsibility, throw in the odd conflict-grenade then stand back and relish the drama, also incredibly fame hungry.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 20:33:28

I haven't seen that yet. I do wonder if they are smokers off set. I can imagine Lisa with a long menthol.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 13-Feb-13 20:41:21

I think Adrienne is a shit stirrer and not all that she seems. Not sure why the knifes are out for Lisa so much

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 21:01:23

I wish Brandi had worn a bra today. I'm admiring all their biceps.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 13-Feb-13 21:08:31

Yes it was rather distracting. If you're ever bored there's a website called stoopid housewives filled with loads of scurrilous gossip about them all.

Lighthousekeeping Wed 13-Feb-13 21:17:35

I've read a fantastic blog but I daren't link on here incase people didn't want to read it! I loved the Malibu house and can't bloody wait for Pandoras wedding!

clam Wed 13-Feb-13 21:55:03

Just saw an episode from a couple of days ago.

The Golden Gate Bridge over the fireplace? WTF was that all about? You'd have to be pissed or high as a kite to think that was a good idea. Oh, wait a moment...

SweetSeraphim Wed 13-Feb-13 22:18:19

Hahaha @ the golden gate bridge grin What a fucking hideous thing THAT was! And over the fireplace? I thought these women were supposed to have taste? grin

clam Wed 13-Feb-13 23:29:23

It wasn't even straight. Or central.
Who IS that guy she's with? Her dealer, I read.

MrsBucketxx Thu 14-Feb-13 07:31:40

Taylor was out to cause drama I think. she started by separating herself outside.

she is so trapped by the lifestyle that she can't see the reality if her own marriage.

clam Thu 14-Feb-13 08:07:44

She is certianly in denial. Her speech at her daughter's party - "my wonderful life!" hmm
Whilst I think Kyle's an out-and-out bitch, I love the camera shots of her reactions to some of the more outrageous statements made by others. Like at the tea-party from hell and Taylor and Lisa were 'making up.' Cut to Kyle: "That's resolved???!!"

MrsBucketxx Thu 14-Feb-13 09:11:35

wonderfull to taylor must be I can spend what I like, but put up with a punch in the gob.

makes no sense to me.

clam Thu 14-Feb-13 09:14:10

"Spend what I like of money we actually haven't even got."

So, is she still welcome chez Vanderpump and Maloof, now she's not technically a RHOBH anymore? If she ever was

PolkadotCircus Thu 14-Feb-13 11:27:10

Taylor is off her rocker.

PolkadotCircus Thu 14-Feb-13 11:28:29

And so is Camille's leech friend.

MrsBucketxx Thu 14-Feb-13 11:31:10

no I think Camilles friend and sticking up for her,

brandi mafe the mistake of adding wine, it makes taylor especially loppy. and the rest aggressive.

Weird, I've never watched it, but it's on in the back ground and they are screeching at each other?! Why don't they have a mass scrap and be done with it? I can't listen, it's too screechy.

PolkadotCircus Thu 14-Feb-13 11:34:40

I think Taylor is a fantasist,playing an act and a drama queen- it's all me,me,me.

Anybody in real danger doesn't make it worse on national TV.

I wonder if her husband was set up a bit.sad

Her poor daughter.

WotWot Thu 14-Feb-13 11:47:26

Well, well, what an episode.
Like Lighthouse, I guess I'm getting immune to the BH way of life as I actually liked the sample wedding tables for Lisa's .. sorry..Pandora's wedding too. Not so keen on the invites. HOW MUCH?!

I also agree that after Camille saying what everyone else thought at the tea party, Taylor went home, told Russell that it had been filmed and he probably went bonkers. Taylor therefore blames it all on Camille.

Di Di - Camille's 'friend' is a pain in the arse and should mind her own business. Camille should of gone over to Taylor to speak quietly to her. I do wonder about the 'ethics' of the show. They send the housewives and their hangers-on to a house. They throw in lots of wine and clearly these women are not used to drinking. Also, considering they eat fresh air one glass will smash them. So, you have drunk housewives. I am sure Di Di was told to wind up Taylor (it doesnt take much) and the next thing, you have pissed crying Taylor screaching and yelling. Yes, the woman has deep issues but I do think if she was sober it wouldn't have been so hysterical.

And what did Brandi do to warrant a tirade from Bendy Kyle? Something about 'dont ever touch me like that again..'

Lastly. I do believe that Kyle has had it written in her contract that every third episode has to involve exotic music so she can hair-flick and do the splits. We KNOW you're bendy. We know you've long hair. I have really gone off of her. Her and her sister with the dodgy fireplace hanging are not nice.

oooh, one more thing....is Adrienne's head getting bigger? I mean that literally. It seems to have grown bigger..?

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 11:49:31

That's what I thought. Why was it all played out on the telly? If what you read is true then Bravo told her to leave either him or the show. There are pictures of her on the Internet with a cracked jaw. I'm not show when that occurred. Before the marriage counselling or after. He's not around to defend himself so she can say what she wants.

SnowyWellies Thu 14-Feb-13 11:54:55

Oh I have GOT to stop watching this show.... it makes me feel fascinated and sick all at the same time. I even had youngest DS go way past his waking time from his nap yesterday as I wanted peace to watch it! (last night he was bouncing off walls as a result...)

I think Lisa is stunningly attractive- even with the work done. Love her voice also. I wonder about her husband though- he always looks quite fed up and sad.

WotWot Thu 14-Feb-13 11:58:46

Particularly when a small child was involved I don't know how she thought it was okay to continue in an abusive marriage that really seemed SO awful; have the marriage guidance filmed; tell everyone her marriage isnt easy; tell certain 'friends' her husband hits her; goes mad on film when the 'friends' repeat this; get drunk and hysterical - yes, your daughter WILL see this one day. Is it being alone she fears or is it not having money? Or maybe she was so fame hungry she didn't want to miss out? OR maybe she wanted to do the series so she had enough money to run out on Russell and still be able to support herself and her daughter (though maybe have to scale down on those ridiculous birthday parties).

WotWot Thu 14-Feb-13 12:01:16

And YES Snowy - I get that guilty sick fascination feeling too! I sneak out to the kitchen to 'start tea' around 4.10pm. Wonder if they would ever make this an evening show.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 12:06:35

I wonder what the time scale is between filming? Had she left him when he killed himself? It's not mentioned but it maybe at the reunion. Did he kill himself and they just carried on filming? Did she not honestly know that he was bankrupt?

JaquelineHyde Thu 14-Feb-13 14:11:36

Good God I hate Kyle with a passion, her ridiculous attention grabbing dancing (that she isn't even any good at) and then her pathetic attempt to get involved in the screaching match ensuring she is central to every argument that is ever aired!

Taylor is unhinged, and I'm sorry but there is no excuse for the way she is carrying on. For someone who preaches constantly on the issue of domestic abuse (experienced when she was a child) and as someone who has apparently been beaten and abused by her now dead husband she is very, very quick to start arguments with people in a very agressive manner.

The whole situation was engineered by her, it was an uncomfortable party but everyone was getting on with it. She didn't like that and decided to start an argument by purposefully stitting with her back to Camille slagging her off in a loud voice. None of this needed to happen but Taylor is an agressive, argumentative woman who craves the cetre of attention and then when it's all over plays the victim.

Brandi (although I don't really like her) did the best thing ever by asking both of them to leave. Well done her.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 14:18:15

She is unhinged and I hate to say that she pisses me off but, she really does sad

SuzySuzSuz Thu 14-Feb-13 15:49:30

Mmm well inspired by my train-commuting day dream this morning I pondered how the different housewives across the other shows would get on?! I'd seen on twitter that Kyle angry is and has been friends with Bethenny for years....

I bet Kyle was well jealous that Lisa got her own show (Vanderpump rules), am sure she'll have been grilling 'pal' Bethenny for tips to get her own Kyle Richards show!

I only know BH, OC and NY so can't comment on the others.

My immediate thought was what Lisa (love her!) would make of LuAnn and Sonja?! The latter two like to think they're above everyone else incl in terms of manners, etiquette, status etc....

SnowyWellies Thu 14-Feb-13 15:59:04

Oh I think Lisa would be quite contemptuous of LuAnn. Lisa is (imo) quite down to earth, and is actually successful in her own right. LuAnn is just full of shit. (although very beautiful.... she has inspired me to buy a turquiose necklace and to wear it often with all black clothes).

Orenishii Thu 14-Feb-13 16:32:59

I've missed the Golden Gate Bridge! Boo.

I feel for Camille. That whole tea party, Taylor is gunning for Lisa, she taunts them into all saying something and when Camille finally takes the bait, Taylor acts like Camille committed a massive act of betrayal. They all seemed in agreeance that Taylor had told them the same thing!

Pandora is trying on some very Footballers Wives' wedding dresses...

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 16:36:24

Pandora is like Saffy isn't she? They are complete opposites. She's the double of daddy ken.

Orenishii Thu 14-Feb-13 16:37:49

I like Daddy Ken. I like all the Vanderpumps, actually.

So much better than stupid Kyle with her hair swooshing and leg splitting. YAWN.

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 16:45:06

I wouldn't say no to Lisa and ken fostering me for abit.

Orenishii Thu 14-Feb-13 16:54:25

Oh god yes, would love it!

This is a bit of a non episode. Adrienne has clearly engineered her Las Vegas weekend to upstage the hen do at the other hotel.

WTF - why does Dana spend stupid, obscene amounts of money on stupid things...and even worse than that, tells people the cost of it! Who is Dana? I was always a bit confused - she's classed as a friend of the Housewives, but who is she?

MrsCampbellBlack Thu 14-Feb-13 17:18:27

Taylor is very very aggressive isn't she - god I'd run if she threatened to 'go oklahoma' on me.

clam Thu 14-Feb-13 18:11:18

Oh. My. God.
Camille and Brandi dancing in Vegas?! shock
And who the hell was that bloke trying to get in on the act in the background?
Pandora reminds me of Holly willoughby. Same Hollywood classic style.
Just how big is Taylor's mouth?

ihatethecold Thu 14-Feb-13 18:30:24

I want a link to the blog someone mentioned on here earliergrin

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 18:43:53

Let me find it but remember she's talking about season 3

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 18:57:43
ihatethecold Thu 14-Feb-13 19:35:52

Ooh thanks. I enjoyed reading that. grin

Lighthousekeeping Thu 14-Feb-13 19:52:40

Goodness me they don't dance like that anywhere I go.

MrsBucketxx Fri 15-Feb-13 08:04:45

I have been to vegas and I didn't see dancing like that either, I'm going to rewatch this morning I missed most if it.

clam Fri 15-Feb-13 08:39:42

Same here. Sky+ packed up and I only caught the last 20 mins on ITV2 +1

Booking my place for this morning's re-run. Being laid up off work with a broken leg has its benefits. Not many, but a few. wink

clam Fri 15-Feb-13 08:40:55

Camille's been filmed dancing like that before. As the inimitable Lisa put it, "all she was lacking was a pole."

roguepixie Fri 15-Feb-13 08:44:06

Can I join, please? I love the Housewives - BH, OC and NYC!! Oh, I love them smile.

PolkadotCircus Fri 15-Feb-13 11:19:51

Now I like Pandora and all but what the hell is she wearing!She looks like she's going to a school fete.

Not impressed with Lisa inviting psycho woman to her daughters hen night.

And the lollypop necklace,really don't like Dana,who actually is she?

MrsBucketxx Fri 15-Feb-13 11:22:03

loved the wedding dresses, although ian stuart isn't really that expensive.

PolkadotCircus Fri 15-Feb-13 11:23:46

Ewwww just saw Taylor's tonsils!

RabidCarrot Fri 15-Feb-13 11:33:14

Kim needed to raise her children better

RabidCarrot Fri 15-Feb-13 11:34:14

Dana is a nothing, she has to tell you how much everything cost, she is trying to give herself worth and she has none

MrsBucketxx Fri 15-Feb-13 12:18:05

dana is vapid, and has no class what so ever.

what happened to Camilles male friend the one she was always kissing, he has gone poof into thin air this series.

clam Fri 15-Feb-13 14:25:14

Maybe his wife has told them both that if they're ever filmed drooling all over each other like that again she'll string them both up.

Kim?! Oh dear. That wasn't pleasant to watch.

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 15-Feb-13 16:20:59

ok the wedding planner really needs kicking in the knackers he's irritating as hell.

SnowyWellies Fri 15-Feb-13 16:34:50

I think that the wedding planner in the Steve Martin film 'father of the bride' MUST have been modelled on that wedding planner.

Or vice versa.

IncognitoIsMyFavouriteWord Fri 15-Feb-13 16:43:05

I think its probably the opposite way round. That film is really old.

SnowyWellies Fri 15-Feb-13 17:08:49

aaah... but botox, doncha know. ;)

Lizzy1975 Fri 15-Feb-13 17:33:33

Ha! I knew there would be a housewives thread somewhere on MN! Hello all and please tell me why Taylor and Russell weren't allowed in to the party. I'm desperate to know, children and phone calls conspired against me and I couldn't hear a thing. What is going on?

queenofthepirates Fri 15-Feb-13 17:46:55

Jeez, Kim has sunk to a new low today, she is HORRIBLE to Brandi, threatening all sorts when she's just trying to be nice!

Glad to see Brandi rising above it.

What a nasty bully

I have just started watching this week, having never seen it before.....my goodness, it's addictive! I like Lisa. Kyle's husband is fit in an Andy Garcia way. Kim seems unstable. Taylor seems unstable, but there are obviously issues with abuse so feel sad for her. Camille, not sure. Adrienne seems ok, but the cat-face not so much. Do I need to know anything else?

clam Fri 15-Feb-13 18:32:08

Nope bear I think that's it in a nutshell.

Taylor & Russell banned from party because:
Taylor told all girls how Russell abuses her. Camille repeated what she'd said at Lisa's tea party. It seems Russell was told about this, went mad and is now threatening to sue camille and possibly others in the group. They're all bricking it even though he's clearly barking, so Kyle decided they'd have to leave.

libbydenise Fri 15-Feb-13 19:08:38

At the start, when they each say their piece and Taylor says "I've found my voice" or some such c--- isn't that the line from one of the RHNY's? The one with the husband that likes fashion?

babyfirefly1980 Fri 15-Feb-13 19:18:19

Kim is a madwoman, seriously what on earth was that about?
Brandi has apologised and admitted she was out of line, Kim is just very unstable.

lollilou Fri 15-Feb-13 20:13:46

Kim was razy today. I thought Brandi handled it really well.
I don't understand why Taylor wasn't asked not to come to the party before. Come the film crew knew so it felt a bit set up. Kyle said she had been trying to get in touch but I wonder how hard she tried. Lots of high drama.

whatphididnext Fri 15-Feb-13 20:18:43

Kim absolutely started the fight with Brandi by saying she didn't want Brandy on her team at Dana's games night.

She behaved like a bullying school-girl and Kyle was egging her on!

Kyle made a big fuss, on a few occasions, about Brandi's 4yr old son peeing on Adrienne's lawn, when Adrienne said, she didn't mind and it's something little boys do sometimes do, as those of us with DSs know only too well.

What the hell is going on with Kyle in season 2. Such a bitch.
Does she see think that Paris
(did you know Kyle is Paris's aunt grin , I think she may have mentioned this? )
got famous by having a video of herself giving her boyfriend a BJ, so Kyle believes all publicity is great publicity?!

I think Taylor told Russell that she had NOT told Camille all that stuff, and he believed her, or wanted to believe her, especially if Taylor had exaggerated Russell's behaviour to the other RHs.

Therefore he felt he'd been libelled.

I was frightened for Taylor at the end of today's episode, she looked so scared and alone in the limo with Russell after they were barred from the white party.

I think Taylor's friends threw her to the wolf by all saying to Russell that they were only repeating what Taylor had told them.

Now she is trapped in a limo with an abusive husband with a bottle of vodka.

clam Fri 15-Feb-13 20:19:51

Taylor has certainly found her voice. Unfortunately, she's using it on the wrong people.
And how icky was that scene in the limo, when she and Russell were talking about him being a good boy now?!