Kirsty in Eastenders...

(56 Posts)
HeadFairy Mon 21-Jan-13 20:25:18

what on earth is going on with her top lip? It's a very bizarre shape. Has she had some botched work done on it?

AnyFucker Mon 21-Jan-13 20:25:59

I would say so.

SinisterBuggyMonth Tue 22-Jan-13 00:54:07

Once again an entire episode of EE with almost every other chatacter telling her to fuck off. And now, finally, it looks like she might....

(she wont)
(actually she is starting to grow on me, despite odd top lip situation)

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 22-Jan-13 09:28:38

All the time max kisses her and talks to her why would she fuck off?

The lip I can cope with but not the hair. Looks like she forgot to do her roots for years - may be fashionable but looks silly

Let alone the huge hoops

fromparistoberlin Tue 22-Jan-13 11:14:07

why is she still there? she has a very slutty look

poor Tanja!!!!

MurielTheActor Tue 22-Jan-13 12:30:55

I love her grin
She's fab actress and been in some great stuff. She played the mum in Fishtank and was in It's A Free World, really good Ken Loach film.
Bit surprised to see her in EE personally hmm but I would like to see her stay. Which she is, I hope.

Bella88 Tue 22-Jan-13 19:31:31

I find her really, really sexy blush

SoleSource Tue 22-Jan-13 19:47:09

She is gorgeous. Lions mane head.

Max should leave

Tommy Tue 22-Jan-13 19:48:32

can't imagine that she's not coming back really......
and why are 2 women in love with Max?
hmm

fluffypillow Tue 22-Jan-13 19:48:56

The lip gets bigger with each episode.grin

SilveryMoon Tue 22-Jan-13 19:49:18

Can't stand Kirsty.

Can't understand why Tanya is in such a state about he whole situation. Wasn't it her who left Max, and she got with someone else, what's the issue?

MrsBungleBear Tue 22-Jan-13 19:50:34

The top lip and the hair are plain weird.

whatkungfuthat Tue 22-Jan-13 20:42:30

Tanya seems to have forgotten that she buried Max alive. I saw a tv prog a few years ago about a woman who had a vein, think it was from a cow, permanently put into her top lip so that she didn't need constant injections shock Kirsty lip reminds me of that.

HeadFairy Thu 24-Jan-13 11:16:45

Her hair is terrible isn't it? Like the cheapest nastiest extensions shorn from some kind of long haired dog. I suppose it fits with the character.

FloatyBeatie Thu 24-Jan-13 11:25:47

I can only see her lip when I look at her. She is a walking lip.

When she is not in a scene all I can look at is the astonishing wallpaper that every EE house seems to have. But as soon as she arrives I am torn from the wallpaper to the lip.

HeadFairy Thu 24-Jan-13 12:08:52

The wallpaper fascinates me too... in fact all the set decoration does. Given the trend for decorating in more neutral shades the characters in Eastenders are doing their best to reverse that trend. But their houses always look so gloomy. Is the set designers getting all arty on us and making the houses reflect the lives of the occupants?

Sometimes I'd love to be either a set designer on Eastenders or a costume buyer... some of the clothes they get for Bianca are just fantastic... I had no idea such tat even existed!

snowiceslush Thu 24-Jan-13 19:09:43

Yeah Miss Rubberlips, thats Kirsty. She looks so cheap. Her hair is terrible. I don't suppose Tanya will do mates rates down at the salon. Hope Max goes after her and they can bugger off to timbuktoo together.

SinisterBuggyMonth Thu 24-Jan-13 23:08:58

What the arse was Max wearing tonight, has he fashioned a jacket out of his sleeping bag?

RarelyAGobshite Thu 24-Jan-13 23:20:46

I bet Kirsty comes back all classy

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 11:15:00

Am a bit behind so just watched her leave (or has she??). I really started liking her. She's a brilliant actress, really put Tanya to shame. Tanya is always over the top with her eyes trying to act, and blowing out, and tears. Bore off. In fact, bad as Kirsty's look was she did make Tanya look frumpy. Thought Tanya was really predictable tonight. You fucking kicked him out and decided to hide your cancer from everyone and then start acting cuckoo! You even married Greg so it's not all maxs fault. I thought max and Kirsty's acting was superb tonight.

Really hope it's the end for Tanya and max. Really bored of breakups and makeups. Also sick of Tanya leaving the square them coming back. Go away and don't bother returning thus time. Hate her character. She's tried to kill max, then Decided she loved jack, married Greg, now back to max. Hope Kirsty comes back. Fat lip an all.

MisselthwaiteManor Tue 29-Jan-13 14:03:34

This might be a spoiler...




I have read that she's coming back (no surprise there!) and Abi will walk in on her with Max. I think Tanya has gone for a year, I'm sure O read somewhere that it's only a break not a permanent leave.

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 16:13:39

Id heard she was going. She always does that. As if anyone would leave their kids and just waltz off every other year. Maybe she's pregnant.

MooMooSkit Tue 29-Jan-13 16:17:32

Jo Joyner is leaving to spend time with her twins!

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 16:59:06

Lucky thing. Bet the twins are gorgeous.

dublinrose37 Tue 29-Jan-13 17:01:52

Last night I realised that I really can't stand the character of Tanya so glad to read she is taking a break. Kirsty really grew on me so hopefully she will come back and have a recurring role. What all these women see in Max though, I'll never know, he's not exactly George Clooney is he? grin

LineRunner Tue 29-Jan-13 17:51:42

When Max was with Vanessa they just hissed at each other all day. And Vanessa had even clip cloppier noisy shoes than Tanya.

The time Max shagged Stacey in the pub bog was special. It was guilt over that that meant he didn't grass Tanya up for burying him alive. As you do.

Who actually does look after Oscar?

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 17:53:36

Me too hate this character. Sick of the Tanya max circle of doom.

Cherrypie32 Tue 29-Jan-13 18:09:50

I agree. Last week they had the Tanya kicking Max out/saying its over scenes, hurrah! Then they continue to grind over it for episodes after. Gets on my wick.

MooMooSkit Tue 29-Jan-13 20:35:41

I love Jo Joyner. Anyone remember her as Beth in No Angels? The girl that plays kirsty is a great actress though i saw her in the take ages ago with the yummy Tom Hardy. downgrade snogging max from tom eh!

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 20:53:05

It's just so tedious. My god. And Tanya has started missing her appointments again ffs. Hated the cancer storyline, it just ended so quick like it never happened. Jo's acting is not good. Them bloody clippety clop shoes grate on me. I know they try and make her look glam but I think she looks frumpy. Those wedge boots!! Urghhh. Don't suit her.

KirstyoffEastenders Tue 29-Jan-13 20:58:18

Cheeky cows, you're just jealous. He loves me, not Tanya!

LineRunner Tue 29-Jan-13 21:03:43

I think the Brannings are an extraordinarily toxic family.

MooMooSkit Tue 29-Jan-13 23:34:33

What amazes me is brannings pop up out of thin air. Don't think i ever remember carol metioning her 500000 brothers when she first appeared on EE?

LineRunner Tue 29-Jan-13 23:36:21

Or indeed when any of the brothers appear, them mentioning their 500000 offspring?

MooMooSkit Tue 29-Jan-13 23:44:34

Yes exactly. Surely there are no more brannings hidden away anywhere?! I do like Kirsty though, mainly because I remember her as jackie in the take and I do think she has potential to be really good in EE. I miss Stacey though to. Was interesting that Max declared his love for her when she left and that's been forgotten...

Bakingnovice Tue 29-Jan-13 23:59:59

Yes and a month after telling Stacey she was the love of his life he was telling Tanya he'd only ever loved her. Bizarre scriptwriting.

LineRunner Wed 30-Jan-13 00:00:08

I'm sure Kirsty has Max's love child tucked away somewhere.

MooMooSkit Wed 30-Jan-13 00:05:59

Oh don't! I find it very odd. Do they not know we remember this stuff? Seriously would ANYONE get back together with someone who tried to bury them alive? and shagged their brother? Odd odd odd!

LineRunner Wed 30-Jan-13 00:12:09

I hate the way the script writers let Max's and Jack's idea of parenting and marriage be just repeating, 'Aw right, I'm not perfect!' and 'I wanna marry you, don't I?'

LineRunner Wed 30-Jan-13 00:12:54

Actually they are all morphing into Grant Mitchell (oh please bring him back....)

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 30-Jan-13 00:39:05

Now Kirsty is gone I quite like her (waves at KistyoffEastenders) her top lip is a new character on its own.

The Brannings are a crazy family, lets not forget that Max has also been runover by his daughter Lauren before too. He needs to get rid of his sleeping bag jacket and stop declaring undying love to a different woman every month.

Plus the ever expanding circle of Brannings has spread to Tanyas sister. When they met Ava said she had no kids, she didnt know who Tanya was, she had no reason ti lie. Next thing her son turns up! Has anyone explained this yet?!

Plus Cheryl Cole simpering over Masood is really grating on me! ok, bed now

LineRunner Wed 30-Jan-13 00:41:16

'Ooh, Masood, can't wor feet fur this love?'

SinisterBuggyMonth Wed 30-Jan-13 00:45:58

Yes and stop referring to yourself as
"us"! AAAAHH

"Masood your through to boot camp"

Bakingnovice Wed 30-Jan-13 09:27:17

The chezza Masood story is ridic. One week she moves in, the next week she's in love with Masood. They'll be marrying next week and their baby will be born at Easter. Can't stand Ayesha and her stupid purring and double entrendes in every question.

Eva - yes she said she had no kids and wasn't she headmistress of a school? Now she's working at oscars school and forever seems to be walking through the square at random times.

LineRunner Wed 30-Jan-13 09:58:24

And what happened to the GP? Either the EE GP is everywhere, always, tending to or shagging all the residents on a constant basis, or they are nowhere to be seen for years on end.

Regardless of her botched appearance, she is still too good for Max, as is Tanya.

In rl a skint, minger like him wouldn't manage to bed so many women.
The stories surrounding Max having affairs or even keeping Tanya are complete bollocks and just wouldn't happen.

It's just so tedious too, just rehash of old plots, except the difference is marriage.... just boring tv. Cba to even watch it much now, which is a shame as the masood story is hoting up- now he is one hottie blush

Talking of Ayesha, she reminds me of Cheryl Cole!

MooMooSkit Wed 30-Jan-13 10:46:50

Well Zanaib is leaving isn't she? So guessing this masood/cheryl cole thing is to do with her leaving. They'll probably end up shagging I'm guessing. Even cousins are at it now in EE, it's like one huge pass around. Sharing is caring. grin

I agree Max would struggle to get women like that irl surely?! Realistically wouldn't jack be the one who gets all the women? I think the guy who plays max is a good actor and do enjoy watching him. Tanya's turned into a drip though I do hope she comes back and isn't as depressing as she has been of late.

Bakingnovice Wed 30-Jan-13 11:18:30

Tanya's always been a drip. And she's a terrible mum.

The actress who plays Kirsty is brilliant.

Can't wait for her return - although as everyone else has already said, what on earth does she see in him??

TwllBach Thu 31-Jan-13 21:33:30

I would let max fuck me from here to kingdom to come

and jack

and massood

Ayesha is awful and Tyler looks ridiculous with his stubble, flat cap and stupid coat. Max's padded jacket does not like jacks does on him.

Both Tyler & Whitney have piled on the timber lately (miaow!) grin

Bakingnovice Fri 01-Feb-13 11:59:43

Ayesha is truly awful. What is the point of her, apart from slinking around the house and speaking in a sex voice?? And I've noticed they've given Masood a new wardrobe to make him look attractive.

Can't get over the fact that there mnetters who think he is fit!!

Me neither, Bakingnovice. He's a weak character too - henpecked & weedy. How many times did he come in & out of the house last night with those blasted samosas? When does he ever deliver any post? And what happened to him being a classroom assistant? Who looks after their toddler?

And why is Zainab hamming it up all the time these days? Her acting/character has been so over the top these last few weeks, for example her accent has become much stronger. Strange writing from the script team.

Wish I could stop watching EE!

Bakingnovice Sat 02-Feb-13 20:28:52

Oh god yes. Zainab has gone into bizarre ott comedy acting with ott facial expressions and reactions. Like she's back on goodness gracious me.

God knows where kamil is? He's never there at mealtime, no one ever seems to take him to or collect him from nursery. He's never sat watching cbeebies. Where the actual fuck is he??

Fuck me, what a come down, Max piggy eyed Branning after fwoahsome Tom Hardy!

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