CBB starts tonight!

(993 Posts)
3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 10:30:16

My guilty pleasure!!

Anyone know who's going in?

I heard Jim Davidson was, but don't know if he is now after yesterday.

smoothieooo Thu 03-Jan-13 16:41:14

The other rumour was Lindsay Lohan!


Gillian wotsit (Kaffeeee from Eastenders)
Rylan from Ex-Factor
Spencer and Heidi from 'The Hills'

I rarely watch TV but will be tuned in at 9pm....

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 16:59:35

Spencer and Heidi ??... hope so ! Anyone remember them on the US I'm a celeb ? Proper car crash tv , Pratt by name ........

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 19:20:52

I'm in.

Don't know who Spencer and Heidi are though.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 19:40:29

I'm in too smile

Have missed Rylan, he was alright in the end.

Claire from steps.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 19:58:39

Rylan would be fun to watch I think.

And you might see a different side too ll?

Don't know who the pratts are though. But I think I read their dad was a money launderer or something? Could be wrong.

Got to be a few models/strippers and at least one soap star.

I can't wait-there's usually a secret task as well on the first night isn't there?

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 19:59:26

Ooo I'm in. I love it but get sick of people being all uppity about it. I like it if you don't then don't watch it.
Hedi and spencer are mental. Hope they go in

Frankie Detroit too and some bloke of neighbours.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 20:05:34

Ooh I've just had a little google...

Apparently there's

A Simon Cowell ex
Neil razor rudduck
Frankie dettouri
The pratts
Ken barlows grandson from corrie
Couple of models
Toadie from neighbours!
Caffy from ee ( Ian's mum)

But we'll see!!

PenguinBear Thu 03-Jan-13 20:06:40

I used to love like the hills and hope Spencer and Heidi are on!

Lindsay Lohan is a definite no!

Sparklingbrook Thu 03-Jan-13 20:07:12

Don't encourage me to watch. angry

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 20:10:02

Didn't frankie have a cocaine shame recently?

Piemother Thu 03-Jan-13 20:10:28

Wasn't that jasmine woman last to e the Simon cowbell ex?

Sparklingbrook Thu 03-Jan-13 20:11:00

I don't want Clare Steps to go in. sad I would love to see Lisa Scott Lee in there though.

PenguinBear Thu 03-Jan-13 20:14:22

Why not Claire? I love Claire, she was the best member! grin

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 20:16:40

She's ok but the weight thing is a bit boring now

aladdinsane Thu 03-Jan-13 20:17:24

I read they have offered Justin lee Collins £100,000 to go in

Sparklingbrook Thu 03-Jan-13 20:18:16

That's why i don't want her in there Penguin. I really like her but CBB will do her no favours at all. She is better than that.

Rylan got 200k according to daybreak today.

loved the hills... hated the pratts! but agree about the car crash tv. i think they will be entertaining in their owe messed up way

i heard lindsay lohan was going in too... hope so, i like her blush

i like claire... i dont think lisa would go in tbh. which is a shame. she comes across as very nice and funny

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 20:23:20

Yeugh to Neil Ruddock.
He was in I'm a sleb years ago.
I hadn't heard his name before, I wonder if he's Jim Davidson's substitute.

what happened yesterday re jd? im ill and havent been in the real world for a while lol

M0naLisa Thu 03-Jan-13 20:27:18

Ken barrows grandson????? Simon???
Do you mean his son?

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 20:27:19

He was arrested and questioned about offences back in the day, connected with the Jimmy Savile case.

M0naLisa Thu 03-Jan-13 20:27:37

His real life son

ah i see. havent followed that story at all and dont want too either.

anyhoo... toadie from neighbours too? this could be a good year grin

must remember to read whole thread before posting

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 20:42:24

So excited!!!! I love the hills I sometimes still watch the box sets when baby is napping

Can't wait!!

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 20:58:17

I 'm here

Claire from Steps

I despise her


MrsTomHardy Thu 03-Jan-13 21:02:30

I love Claire from steps smile

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 21:02:40

I'm in.

Speidi were bonkers on I'm a celeb US.

Not sure if I can cope with Rylan. I just dont find him at all amusing.

And Lacey Banghard?? That cannot be a real name for a topless model? shock

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:03:14

Here we go..

Hiya Sole, haven't seem you for aaaaages grin

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:04:17

I miss Davina

SucksToBeMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:04:43

I hope Heidi and Spencer go in,and that the public don't vote out the crazy housemates too early.

SucksToBeMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:04:48

I hope Heidi and Spencer go in,and that the public don't vote out the crazy housemates too early.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:04:55

Channel 5 News just said Jim Davidson was meant to be going in but wont be because of his arrest.

SucksToBeMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:05:25

Oops, sorry blush

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:05:48

Frankie got handed a six month ban from racing a few weeks ago after testing positive for a non-performance enhancing drug, believed to be cocaine.

I work in racing and know a lot of people who have dealt with Frankie and say he's a tosser.

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:07:18

Hmmm deeply ashamed he says .... with a smirk !

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:09:39

He looks totally different, has he had work done or somet?

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:10:13

Jelly, I was just thinking the same. His face looked different, Botox?

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:10:57

Exactly stila!

Already don't like him.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:11:21

I reckon flossy..

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:13:03

He's probably put weight on! His riding weight is 8.5 stone which is at least a stone underweight for a man of his size.

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:14:34

Oooooh they will be like little n large !

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 21:15:30

hmm he is going to get boring quickly.

Especially when drunk.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:16:02

I'm going to say here and now I think rylan will win... Despite the boos!

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:16:10

And a big Brummie alrighty to you jelly!! Stranger!

I love Rylan

QOD Thu 03-Jan-13 21:16:17

How did I not know this?

I agree flossy.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:17:19

Bang on the money there Stila re. Little n large

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:19:46

Frankie is going to get really annoyed if Rylan keeps calling him "Frank" hmm

Ok drop me out is getting on my tits.

MrsSiba Thu 03-Jan-13 21:22:40

Is Rylan wearing the same top from when he did the over exaggerated crying performance on x factor?

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:23:19

So , are they going to have to choose between themselves ? or have I missed them say what's happening to those two ?

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:23:19

So hope Speidi go in the basement.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:23:30

And I'm assuming they'll be split at the end of the night?

One going in the basement?

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:24:41

stila I think that will be the final thing, for Frankie and Rylan to pick between themselves.

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 21:25:08

Speidi will have a melt down in that basement.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:26:51

I predict Spencer will come out in a fur coat and maybe shades, Heidi will be dressed in little more than a thong.

2 come out and r and f decide who goes upstairs and who to the basement b

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:27:43

That's what I was hoping !
If they are in 2's - they will pick between Hiedi n Spencer . Never seen The Hills but just from seeing them on US I'm a celeb , Spencer NEEDS to go in basement .

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:28:43

This Speidi business, tell me, is it Heidi Montang (or some such spelling) who was pretty, married him, had LOADS of work done, then they seperated.. and he is massive a Pratt!?

Pickles77 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:28:50

Waves at frankelly.

Yes I've heard FD is a tosser too! But I've met him through a close friend a few times and seems okay. Defo won't see the real him in here though.
Really don't know why he's doing it.

<money now retainer lost?>

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:29:21

Won't take five minutes for the 'ooh this is unfair, against our basic human rights, we're on strike'

Ooh yawn

Bring back Mrs Stalobe and John grin

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 21:30:29

Uh oh the first weirdo arrives

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:30:38

Get her in the basement!

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:30:42

Not heatrd of Speidi.

Shallow woman on now

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:30:52

<waves back at Pickles>

It gives him something to do till his ban's up in May!

This Paula woman seems bonkers!

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:30:54

FFS - hate her already

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:31:00

Yes Heidi Montage and Spencer Pratt, met and married on The Hills best show ever she had loads of work done they staged a break up, which was largely ignored. Now apparently broke and desperate.

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:31:17

Yes 3forme

Most apt

<popping head round door>
I'm here and watching. Just not very good at watching and reading and typing on here at same time!!

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:32:03

She's straight to the basement

Lighthousekeeping Thu 03-Jan-13 21:32:07

Remind me when this was last on? Its confusing me I thought it was just before Xmas.

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 21:32:33

Jelly that's right. He is incredibly controlling and she eventually just gave in to him and was controlled. He is all protective of her but really he's just mad

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:32:55

That was 'get me outta here'

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:33:20

I predict that Ryan is actually very dull.

Really hoping that Paula Hamilton doesn't embarrass the middle-age massive.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:33:24

Don't like Tricia, just because Heartbeat always reminds me of Sunday nights, which signalled school on Monday.

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:33:26

I don't watch Casualty.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:34:41

Oh I like her-a real woman!

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:35:18

Ta laydees.. smile

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:35:22

Was she the barmaid in heartbeat then?

she talks to a flipping coconut hmm

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 21:36:06

Spencer and heidi are to be treated as one house mate i think.

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:36:34

I'm watching.
I like that Paula has come dressed for winter. That's what I'd wear!

Wonder who the last minute z lister to replace Jim Davidson will be? Who's that desperate?

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:36:38

Paula's going down....

fair play to her about the dress thing. no one should be asked to remove their dress because someone else is wearing the same. wth was ac thinking?

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:37:22

Desperate housemate? Kerry katana?

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:37:36

Paula Hamilton reminds me of Heather Mills/Macca hmm

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:37:43


FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:37:46

Oooh, harsh questions and they've got to do it in front of them shock

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:37:54

Paula is on something

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:38:12

Harsh. Love it.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:38:12

Bet Paula's slept in worse places

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:38:39

...... she will be happy in the basement until her coke runs out

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:39:11

Sole source I remember you from the last celeb bb thread ( happy memories)

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:39:41

Tricia's married to who?

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 21:40:57

ruby is she a coke head? <lowers specs>

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:41:24

They don't have drag this out.

Too many adverts

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:41:37


DoubleYew Thu 03-Jan-13 21:41:37

Does the basement look that bad? I haven't seen it yet. Having to rake through the bins sounds a bit much...

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:42:04

No idea Yama sorry..

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 21:42:28

Got to go to pils for weekend. Shall I tape it or watch it with fil yapping in my ear? Can you watch live tv on an I phone?

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:42:41

Hello Corny smile hows you?

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:42:41

Corny - KK has already been on with Jedward and Sally bercow.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:42:53

Haha ruby!

And corny-hasn't Kerry already done cbb?

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:43:27

Talking of coke-heads - there's Patsy!

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:43:42

I know the no windows element of the basement would do me in after an hour.

Tricia's married to Mark Simpkin. Only know cos I sat next to him on a plane once, had no idea who he was, which was a bit embarrassing.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:44:26

I'm fine thanks sole smile looking forward to Cbb!

envy patsy kensit

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:44:28

way too many flossy .

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:45:12

3forme - yes Kerry has but I'd bet she'd do it again!

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:45:26

Whose mark simpkin?

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:45:43


CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:46:04

Was Paula Hamilton the golf ad woman from the 80's?

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 21:46:10

Surely they won't get away with making them eat from bins. Paula doesn't look like she eats anyway

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:46:42

Kk would be in there like a shot. Even the DM aren't interested in her any more.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:46:56

Yes Clam

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:46:57

Bet the basement looks worse than it is.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:47:08

God Tricia must be bored! Look in the fridge for wine Tricia.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:47:09

Lilo - I thought the narrator said Mark Simkin but when I googled and Australian News guy came up and a Corrie actor. I'm assuming Corrie actor. No images for him though. I always like a picture of someone's husband/wife.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:47:14


i like kerry

dodges stones grin

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:47:26

I don't know you toad.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:47:53

I love Toadfish Rebecchi!

yay its toadie grin

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:48:08

Soooo thin Toadie (haven't watched Neighbours for years)

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 21:48:17

He's no Jason.

Has Toadie left neighbours then?

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:48:45

Don't know this one.
Scott and Charlene were more my era.

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:48:58

Hasn't he lost weight!

Looks good

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:48:59

Last time I saw toadie he was an iccle teenager!

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 21:49:22

I like toadie but he seems trying too hard to be 'funny' hopefully he will just relax and be normal.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:49:46

Paula Hamilton will be good value. She is bonkers!

he seems really nice. i have high hopes for him

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 21:49:58

God he's skinny, but the last time I saw him on Neighbours must be about 10 years ago.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:50:14


Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:50:23

"You Sluuuut!"

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:50:26

I feel Caff is a bit fiesty.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:50:42

Yeah! Taylforth! She's hard!

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:50:44


flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:51:00

Tricky one, think they will sen roadie down though.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:51:28

Ooh, I'd choose cathy down, toadie up.

DoubleYew Thu 03-Jan-13 21:51:28

Yeah get the blowjob joke in there, classy.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:51:41

Taylforth going down heh heh

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:51:44

Yama grin

hope toadie goes up but dont think he will

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:52:14

Gosh, Gillian is looking effing lovely. My, she's aging well. Both deserve to stay up.

Agree 'Roadie' will go down. grin

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:52:15

Are they being told who is to go where? It seems a bit convenient that one person in each couple is dressed for the cold and the other for the warm hmm

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 21:52:22

I think they'll let her in the main house 'cos she's a woman.

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:52:48

Pickled grin

it does appear that way frankelly

only time will tell i guess

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:54:00

Gillian = Botox

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 21:54:06


Caff looks well.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:54:10

Good point Frank!

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:54:44

Toodles toadie!

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 21:54:49

Ooh frank.....hmmm

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:00

Wilmot-Nrown would have her in the basement

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:00

I'm gettin. Bit suspicious about the clothing situation now. Thought Paula was just being sensible.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:23

Good spot frankelly!

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:24

Wilmot-Brown would have her in the basement

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:29

See, see! <points at TV>

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:55:39

Yes Pickled, you have jogged the old memory bank. grin

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:56:02

LadyBeagle spot on!

Err will I meet the man of my dreams this year? smile

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 03-Jan-13 21:56:02

Hello all! Good housemates so far. Cannot wait for Speidi !

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 21:57:32

Pampered Paula

jeez paulas rude. not liking her at all

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 21:58:16

that was an awkward meet in the basement

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 21:58:20

She thought Toadie was 'staff'

DoubleYew Thu 03-Jan-13 21:58:40

God she was rude to Toadie.

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 21:58:55

Ha ha at Paula thinking He's staff (not that I'd know him either)

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 21:59:08

Evening Ken! (smile)

ifancyashandy Thu 03-Jan-13 21:59:08

Paula is a troubled soul who shouldn't be in there.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 21:59:17

But but but, does that mean Frankie and Ryland are being told who to send where?

Just coincidence on the clothing surely.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 21:59:25

Paula's a huge dick.

She's going to be a nightmare! Yay grin

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:00:09

Oh is she too troubled to slag off?

and... are frankie and rylan going to be split up too? or do we know this already?

Is she a bit squiffy?

tittytittyhanghang Thu 03-Jan-13 22:01:12

Does anyone else think toadie looks like a skinny chris moyles?

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:01:27

Oh is she too troubled to slag off?

Nah grin

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:01:38

ruby I l know!! Gosh, really rude she is and oblivious to the fact

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:03:07

I reckon housemates will choose where to send Frankie and Ryland once they are all in.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:03:16

Yes yes titty!, have been trying to work out who he reminded me of..

hate adverts angry

bring on speidi already!!!!

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:04:20

OMG imagine if Rylan goes in the basement!

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:05:15

Yea Yama, I agree grin

hoping rylan ends up in the basement then

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:06:33

Oh-he's had a makeover! Hmmm

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:06:43

He will be after the page 3 girl.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:01

Page free

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:05

This young chap likes to laugh.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:12

Actually no, I've changed my mind

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:24

Lacey banghard?

Did I hear right?

Evening Peeps,

I've broken my pledge to stay away from CBB already so hi to Sole and all you other CBBers from the last time around. There'd better be no fecking giraffe onesies this time round <hoikes bosoms>

Ooooooo, he's hot interesting. Who he?

oh my... i think im going to like her grin

she'll make me looking brainy

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:57

Bet she does!

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:07:57

Hi smelly!

Lacey bangers?

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:08:11

"I'm very intelligent though" .. LOL

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:08:58

Her name is Lacey banghard.

That's fucking ridiculous! grin

Lighthousekeeping Thu 03-Jan-13 22:09:03

I cant remember him from Corrie at all.

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 22:09:13

God that page 3 girl is annoying.
Get her in the basement now and leave her there.

Fecking Lacey Banghard - did I hear right? Or is it Lacey Bangers? <tuts>

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:09:42

Ryland will send her down wink

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:09:45

I can he was only little then.

He's quite handsome but seems like a slimey dickhead.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:10:02

I give it two days before these too are at it under the covers.

oops... made a mistake blush

Basement for Banghard - she's getting on my tits already

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:10:23

It's Lacey banghard I goggled!


CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:11:12

I have no idea who they are.

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:12:23

He's yummy though <rubs thighs>

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:12:30

Paula Hamilton will be eating him for her breakfast!

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 22:12:32

I quite like the Corrie bloke.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:12:48

Coming up ....... Sam and Toadie Bromance!

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:04

Laaaaady grin

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:13

She's very pretty
Whoever she is

now thats an image i didnt need pickled

JambalayaCodfishPie Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:22

Its her real name ??????? Bullllllllllllllllshit. grin

Loving Rylan - don't do X Factor or any of that shite so am only just discovering the tangerine joy that he brings to my tellybox

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:53

I had a per una jacket like Paula's back in the day

maxylou Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:53

Lacey Banghard... Is that her real name!!shock

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:13:59

Her name sounds like she's come straight from an Austin Powers movie.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:09

I would never, ever, let my daughter gave the surname bang hard . Like, ever!!

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:12

Paula per una hamilton

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:12

Agree there ledkr..
DS2 is happy, he says Sam is great in Beaver Falls

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:22

Yes got to be bullshit.

Look at Paula's tiny little leggies!

apparently so grin

ifancyashandy Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:42

Pickled she wasn't allowed on the C4 show. Apparently.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:14:58

Is it not her real name then?

Where's the loons that are Speidi?

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:15:18

Will be a deed poll nc.

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 22:15:34

The corrie guy is my favourite <shallow>

Banghard? Seriously?

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:16:42

Tea anyone?

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:16:50

According to google, it's her real name. Her dad is Indian and its the result of a misspelling at immigration.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:17:11

Who be speidi?

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:18:01

shock Flossy!!

I would nc if that was actually my birth name.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:18:12

Ha haaa beat you to it ledkr, already brewed and Ripple dunking.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:18:12

I'll have wine please

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:18:23

Choccy ice cream mmmm no thanks ledkr smile

Smelly smile

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:18:44

My married name is quite porno

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:19:04

My fave jelly


CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:19:14

Tmi there < blames wine>

claire grin

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:19:52

Claire. God love her.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:19:54

Don't let clairedo the shopping

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:19:58

Clare from Steps grin

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Mont..summat or is she a Pratt now she married the pratt that is Pratt. Spencer and Heidi - Speidi. They're NUTS!!!! Completely and utterly fucking nuts.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:20:21

What us it corny?

Have another glug then spill.

Drunk confessions are ok

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 03-Jan-13 22:20:25

Claire and her eating. Yawn.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:20:40

Steps are a pile of dicks.

H makes me shiver.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:21:10

Catch Sole smile

< Lobs a Ripple >

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:21:16

Oh yes! They are fucking batshit them pair!

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:21:24

God Claire is stunning envy

My porno married name must stay incognito

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:21:34

What's with the gloves

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:21:38

I've got wine Ledkr. Still on holiday.

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 22:22:14

I love Claire.

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:22:26

Claires gorgeous..

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:22:33

She's so pretty isn't she? I like her.(Claire)

Just turned on, can't believe Paula Hamilton's in. It is her isn't it? She's not even z list surely?

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:22:55

shock gob open

Ty smile

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:22:55

She is the best step ill give her that.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:01

Don't like her. Too...... I don't know what

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:04

I love Claire too
Especially after the steps reunion where they were all bitches to her

FrankellyMyDearIDontGiveADamn Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:15

You all know about H from Steps' grave don't you? wink

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:31

Rudduck going down, because Claires a lady

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:33

Razor will go down. Can we handle a 3-way bromance?

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:38


LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:48

I cannot stand this man.

robbins Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:49

So Paula failed her psych evaluation for channel 4 and since has had a drink drive charge .... Yeah that's going to end well

Equally if I remember rightly Trisha didn't cope well on Fame Academy being away from her kids & real life can't see much will have changed for her

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:23:56

Christ he's gross

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:24:06

Blimey! Hunting for nettles at 4am how very normal grin

Ahhh what's he doing in he's been in hasn't he? <yawn>

<links arms with Claire fans>

She's too nice to be in there surely? Don't do it Claire. Run.........run I tell you........

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 22:24:42

maybe money is tight robbins

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 22:25:00

Ach, he's going to turn Sam and Ryan into dicks. Noooooooo!

were they corny? how horrid. must have missed that. was it on the show or in the news?

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:25:21

grin Sole

He's going down..

Davinaaddict Thu 03-Jan-13 22:25:39

Hi peeps! So now I've caught up (bit slow tonight grin), which one of these is going to the basement as neither of them are really dressed for it?!

PenguinBear Thu 03-Jan-13 22:25:43

Hope Razor goes to the basement!

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:25:51

Yes she's too nice
I'm worried about her < frowns>

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:26:23

Please make it be him.

He's oozing testostomorone. Send 'im daaaahhhhhwwwwwwnnnnnn

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:26:40

Bugger and now I decide to wake up hmm

So who's in, what have I missed so far?

<<slaps self with wet fish for being a sleepy head>>

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:18

Lol Ryland!

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:19

She can't frown though Corny

he has got to go down

<also links arms with claire fans>

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:32

"Oh my god that's claire from steps" - love it!

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:32

Claire doesn't stop moaning and putting herself down. Th sstandards won't be high enough. Whinger!!!

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:46

Ooh ruby !!!

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 22:27:54

I love Rylan 'omg it's Claire from Steps!' smile

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:28:02


Lighthousekeeping Thu 03-Jan-13 22:28:42

He's got that Tony Soprano thing going on blush

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:28:55

Ooh tension.
Razor v Frankie.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:28:58

Do you think that Ryland will get Claire to do all the mooves in the house?

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:29:17

If it'd been a Spice Girl Rylan would've made a mess grin

yes... every morning grin

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:29:43

Corny, yes rylan will have claire performing for him! He will play H

Davinaaddict Thu 03-Jan-13 22:30:01

Definitely CornyClam! smile

Anyone else think this is somewhat of a fix? grin

RedToothbrush Thu 03-Jan-13 22:30:05

Predictable boy girl divide. Yawn.

So have Frankie and Rylan worked out yet that the basement will be choosing one of them to join them?

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:30:30

Pmsl he will be more h than h!

do you think it will end up being just girls in the main house?

OOooo, Red good point

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:31:56

Feel a tiny bit sorry for Paula.. just a tiny bit

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:32:01

Oh how lovely a sexist pig.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:32:23

Mmmm that looks lovely

im not

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:33:08

Ooo ooo oo how come Gillian Taylforth doesn't look a day older botox?

TOADY grin

Excuse my lateness, I am probably going to repeat stuff you've already said before blush

Sorry in advance to my sistahood ....but how fucking boring is the main house so far?

Basement looks much more fun plus there's a hottie for eye candy

RedToothbrush Thu 03-Jan-13 22:33:56

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:32:01
Oh how lovely a sexist pig.

I bet the producers were gutted cos Davidson was suddenly unavailable.

And it won't be all girls in the luxury house as either Frankie or Rylan will join them. I'm putting money on Frankie being it...

Davinaaddict Thu 03-Jan-13 22:33:57

Not more bloody adverts! angry

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:34:09

Oh ok InLove, you convinced me grin

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:35:35

Gillian is actually an alien wearing the skin of a 20 year old.


flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:36:05

Who is left to go in? Just Speidi? But thought they were going in as one contestant

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:36:41

So I got; Clairestep, FrankieD, IlostmyRazorR, Toadyexmullet, Gillianmotorwaymadness and I couldn't see/recognise the others?

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:37:26

Haha corny that explains it - either that or she has a portrait in the attic somewhere....

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:37:54

Actually - ignoring botoxed face, Gillian has a good back and arms.

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:38:12

Can't imagine razor putting up with Paula for long

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:38:15

I'm hyperventilating. SPEIDI

RobotLover68 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:38:16

Bloody ridiculous - they should have put 2 girls together and same with blokes to get a more even split - it's so predictable the blokes will get sent down

SPEIDI!!!!!!! grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 03-Jan-13 22:38:35

Speidi !!!!!

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:38:36

So, who they?

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:02

Is the page 3 girl the last minute replacement for Jim Davidson?

I've read about these two on the sidebar. Don't know much else about them. Is it a Towie type of thing or real acting?

Davinaaddict Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:13

I have no idea

MikeLitorisHasChristmasLights Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:13

He has porked up a bit hadnt he.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:16

Who are these people? <feels old>

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:30

Oh, I know her - she was on "Worst Plastic Surgeries" programme last night - think she was No. 6.

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:41

Love them. They are so american

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:39:55

I have never seen or heard of them before in my life.

she should not have had work or married that pratt

Davinaaddict Thu 03-Jan-13 22:40:27

Sorry, that was to oldsilver - I have no idea who Speidi are smile

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:40:37

Well you can keep your hands off of me corny for a start - it's too early in the evening for that!! But high-five anyway!

they were on the hills

are they going to be split? hopes

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:41:20

Wonder if the producers watched all of the hills. Spencer is crazy

SoleSource Thu 03-Jan-13 22:41:22

No idea who they are

What did he say at end of interview.. He doesn't like...what?

Help smile

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:41:31

What was her bad plastic surgery?

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:41:59

Wasn't that a horror movie Inlove ??? looks like it could be to me

LadyBeagleEyes Thu 03-Jan-13 22:42:01

Paula Hamilton,Corrie hottie, page 3 model, Rylan, Frankie Detori....
oldsilver, can't remember others offhand.

all of it corny grin

Ha, Speidi not amused by love split shock

RedToothbrush Thu 03-Jan-13 22:42:26

Anyone like to put a number of the combined IQ of the entire house?

I have to say Toadie to win... I met him many years ago at a Neighbours night and he was an enormous twat but at least he was a sharp funny twat.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:42:26

grin oldsilver

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:42:33

No way will they go in the basement. Spencer will freak out

reality show in america. was on mtv and ran for a few series

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:43:13

( I love this thread)

Spencer is batshit crazy. He'll kick off at some point over nothing in particular

Ooh good twist!

ooh didnt see that coming

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:43:56

Love it!!

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:44:13


CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:44:54

Are they sending them both down?

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:45:04

Can't see them coping in the cellar

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:45:59

They should've split them, given her a break

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:46:11

59 toothbrushes!!!

Fuck me!!

That would last my life!!

RobotLover68 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:46:18

Yeah!!! Send them down!!!

flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:46:22

I remember a hills episode Where Spencer was once wearing about 30 crystals round his neck in an attempt to control his rage.

Heaven help us! grin

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:46:50

Big brother are going to put frankie in a pantomime horse costume at some point.

agreed jelly

frankie jumps like a horse <giggles> grin

dizzydixies Thu 03-Jan-13 22:47:04

Sorry to barge on but wtf is Sam??

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 22:47:15

Spencer is batshit crazy. He'll kick off at some point over nothing in particular

Lets hope he gets on it in the next day or two grin

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:47:47

Might be worth speidi virgins having a bit of a you tub mooch just to see how absolutely mental he is. And she was so pretty it's sad to see what she looks like now.

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:48:00


KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 03-Jan-13 22:48:09

Ha flossy yes I remember that . It didn't work.
I wish they had made more Hills, loved it.

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:48:53

Hope Spencer hasn't got a gun

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:48:53

All 10 of the surgeries that happened in one day, apparently.

Ta everso ladyb .

Is that American dude ready for war, all camo'd up and everything.

who has 59 toothbrushes?

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:48:56

There's a bed in the background

juniperdewdrop Thu 03-Jan-13 22:49:46

Heidi's still pretty do you mean Paula ledkr?

Never heard of Heidi and Spencer but am thinking he's trouble.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:49:55

There are beds there. Cheats

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:50:14

The basement is a bit like a pontins holiday chalet grin

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 22:50:17

Sam is the guy from Corrie/Beaver Falls hes cool according to DS2 dizzy

3ForMe Thu 03-Jan-13 22:50:25

In love-between speidi they packed 59!

he's a controlling manipulating arse

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:09

He's fit too according to ledkr

bloody hell shock why????

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:15

Yeah ledkr takes me back to my summer holiday in haven! grin

PenguinBear Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:27

Not a fan of Spencer, wish they weren't counted as one as I like Heidi!

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:41

Pontins but without any cans of Stella

dizzydixies Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:45

Sam's in Corrie? I've no idea what Beaver Falls is and I haven't seen Corrie in an absolute age! I normally know the scottish ones but never heard of him!

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:51:52

Ledkr I hope your not talking about spencer !

rubyrubyruby Thu 03-Jan-13 22:52:25


flossy101 Thu 03-Jan-13 22:52:25

Love a good mash up ..

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:52:28

No she is pretty but so much prettier in the hills!

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:53:35

Pickled- yes I was set up there ha ha no Sam is drool some

RedTinsel Thu 03-Jan-13 22:54:03

Er, highlights already. It's only been in 5 minutesx.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:54:22

Thank fuck for that! grin

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:55:12

Paula has acted?!

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:55:50

Off to bed now.
Has Paula got a coke nose?

DoubleYew Thu 03-Jan-13 22:55:54

Never heard of them before but alarm bells from the way Heidi was meekly sitting next to him trying not to show her shame at the crap he was saying.

dizzydixies Thu 03-Jan-13 22:55:56

OMG what a mess Paula Hamilton is

and it's called fucking TARTAN not tweed ffs

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:03

In that advert!

She talks mince.

RedToothbrush Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:28

Its a competition for which housemate is the biggest plastic surgery disaster...

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:43

Wasn't Paula the one who dropped her fur coat and keys in the car advert waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the early eighties <<wracks brain>>

I have no idea who any of the young ones are blush

DoubleYew Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:43

pmsl at her explanations of clans! Hmm spot on!

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:46

Yes she has the Westbrook conk.

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:56:49

Paula plastic scot

JakeBullet Thu 03-Jan-13 22:57:10

OMG how many facelifts has Paula Hamilton had? grin

Right, gotta go. Tis past my bedtime already <boring emoticon>. Toodles grin

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:57:39

Yes old silver that's right

CornyClam Thu 03-Jan-13 22:57:53

Yes Paula 'acted' dropping her car keys...

i am loving this thread. glad i spotted it.

i think this series is going to be brill. i feel there's a bigger mix of people than the other years plus i know who most of them are are

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 22:59:37

Wiki says she had a coke problem yes.

PickledInAPearTree Thu 03-Jan-13 22:59:56

Night fellow trash watchers grin

Jellykat Thu 03-Jan-13 23:00:05

Wow that was knackering, i've not typed so fast since XF..

see ya tomoz laydees smile

ledkr Thu 03-Jan-13 23:00:35

Is it twice a year cos the Julie Goodyear/clary one wasn't a year ago was it

oldsilver Thu 03-Jan-13 23:01:15

Paula in her heyday - but it was a few decades years ago.

Sparklingbrook Thu 03-Jan-13 23:01:17

I wondered that ledkr doesn't seem that long ago.

Yama Thu 03-Jan-13 23:01:49

Well, I know all but Spiedi and Lacey.

I remember Sam from Corrie but I thought I hadn't watched Corrie in 10 years.

Mum just text me - she reckons Razor will win. Fucks sake Mum. I blame The Daily Express, which she only buys for the crossword apparently.