On the last day of X Factor, the FINALISTS gave to me...

(839 Posts)
SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:02:44

Twelve returning contestants
Eleven suits of Pleather
Ten dodgy dancers
Nine video best bits
Eight newspaper exposees
Seven Slebs miming
Six Drunken Judges
Four pointless mash-ups
Three wardrobe malfunctions
Two giant laser eyes
And The Wang choosing who will go throoouuuuugh...

I miss NanFucker.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 17:04:47



you don'tmean the last bit, right? grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 17:05:33

And admit it- you've either nicked that, or secretly been plotting this thread all daygrin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:06:02

Nah. I'm that sad good.

BloominMisteltoeMarvellousWine Sun 09-Dec-12 17:07:22

The last thread sad

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 09-Dec-12 17:07:23

Genius Op, Sue.
I'm so excited (well a bit) and Nanfucker isn't going to be there.
I'm going to vote for Chowmein because he's small and cute and such a tiddly wee thing and I want to mother him.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 17:08:58

That's really good Sue!

I'm watching Nanfucker get knocked out again, just for the shits and giggles!

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 17:10:57

<marks spot>

Gotta know how it ends (and what songs will be murdered!).

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 17:12:05

Bravo bravo vair good <claps>

I'm also missing Nanfucker already. Tonight is going to be an anti climax I fear, and Pinhead's already won hasn't he? Probs.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:12:24

I do miss NanFucker. I love to hate them all, and he made it so easy grin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 17:14:04

grin Sue!

I bet he has been in a right bad mood today! I should imagine Gary is pleased he has chucked that phone in the bushes!

Sue, much as I have loved the greasy, cheesy stylings of mr A. nan. fucker, it is this thread which I will miss the most. Your op was a fitting final herald to the only fun in my weekend. I salute you.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:19:26

Innit tragic? I love the XF fred more than going out. I shall be gutted when Mingehead finally gives it up and we have nothing to collectively swear at on Saturday nights.

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 09-Dec-12 17:20:28

Maybe not GreenyEyes, remember when Will beat Gareth?
i voted for Will that year.
It was the Best Reality Final Ever.
I wonder where Nanfucker's next gig will be.
Any bets on the star guest on Loose Women?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:22:55

I am watching Elf first <happy sigh>
Strting now on c4

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 17:24:01

Oh yeah when Will beat Gareth- I got monumentally pissed that night in celebration. It was right ip there with Alex beating Spencer in Big Brother series 2

Will I ever get a life I wonder?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 17:25:25

Simon was gutted when Will won- the whole series had been set up for a Gareth win. It was brilliant.
He was also gutted when Brookstein won the first 'X Factor' - he was cheesy and boring--ring any bells-- Not exactly what Simon had had in mind! Ever since then 'overs' have never done well. Unless you count Matt the hat- they changed the over's to 'over 28's' so they could sneak him in as an 'under' grin

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 17:25:41

Ta for heads up Sue

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 17:27:04

I love Elf. I watched it for the first time this year in OCTOBERgrin

I'm currently very fond of 'Arthur Christmas'

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 17:29:02

Love Elf. There is nothing wrong with any of that film. You know how all Christmas films have something just wrong - usually invoving death (looking at you creepy Jack Frost or Santa Clause). Elf is flawless.
Off to watch and eat mini eggs. Laterz fellow haterz grin

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 17:31:20

Also watching Elf with much excitement! grin

Snazzyfeelingfestive Sun 09-Dec-12 17:33:29

GreenyEyes - I have even less of a life than you, because that was series 3 pedantic

I maintain that every single finalist in the original series of Pop Idol was better than some of the winners we've had since. Remember Rosif

Snazzyfeelingfestive Sun 09-Dec-12 17:35:25

GreenyEyes - I have even less of a life than you, because that was series 3 pedantic

I maintain that every single finalist in the original series of Pop Idol was better than some of the winners we've had since. Remember Rosie Ribbons, Hayley Evetts, Zoe Birkett? Even Darius wasn't so bad.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 17:35:57

Series 3 doh

<slaps self>

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 17:37:01

Haha I was just thinking 'no I don't remember Rosif at all'

Snazzyfeelingfestive Sun 09-Dec-12 17:37:34

Sorry for unfinished first post there

Sue, totally agree. Elf is just brilliant. The escalator scene is outstanding.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 17:40:56

Kind of wish Nanfucker was still in, I actually don't care who wins it.

Nicely done there Sue

I was going to stalk in with
"Ding dong, Nanfuckers gone"

But that seems shit by comparison.

I think Chowmeinia will win, get a Peter Andre type show, then disappear faster than an Asda Wine deal

I for one am disappointed, nay saddened, that, now the News of the World has gone, we didn't get to read a "Chris Maloney- My True Story" expose, along with moody advert on TV.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:02:31

Ah yes Pop idol. Wasn't Brenda in those finalists too? Or was she in an early X factor? Anyway she was great - she made it to Broadway! Zoe was very good too. They could actually keep in tune. The only one who got on my mamaries was Shayne (Stoopid spelling) Ward who did the agonising falsetto malarkey.

ocomeallye erm, Shayne is my dps cousin blush

Its OK, he can't stand him either!

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:09:52

blush oops! I just didn't warm to him! though he was quite fit I thought it harsh that they wouldn't let him release a record for ages to 'allow new artists on the label opportunity' so when he did finally get to release an album everyone had forgotten him and the girls who voted for him are now listening to Greenday and Kings of Leon

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:10:04

Busy day in Manchester (wonder how many times Dermot will feel the need to tell people that's where he is tonight? grin). Derby day,X Factor final- wonder which will have the most troublesome fansgrin

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 18:15:29

<<<stamps feet. holds breath. goes blue>>>

You're all ignoring me on the other thread sad

Nanfucker is banned from tonights show!!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:15:33

Last time I saw Shayne on anything he had MASSIVE bouffy hair. Think he may have been promoting a musical, possibly 'Rock of Ages'.

OComeAllYeFaithBaby Sun 09-Dec-12 18:17:04

Post the link on here snow! That thread is old news!

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:18:34

Shayne is going on Dancing On Ice in the new year apparently!

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 18:20:16
SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:19

Nanfucker is banned?
but what about the group mime?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:35

Miss- really? wow. Gareth did it too,and whatsername from Hear'say-Suzanne? And Ray- runner up to Leona Lewis. I like DOI. It fills a reality shit tv gap --until The Voice starts--grin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:21:47

shock. He really is a cunt isn't he?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:22:31

My strikeouts are failing todaygrin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:23:02

Oh, it's just fabulous <hugs self with glee>

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:24:08

Yes Raah, I read it in the Sun (so probably bollocks), I think it said he is doing it with Maria!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:18

Not since Nasty Nick in BB1 will a man be so hated now.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:46

^ ignore the fact that makes no sense grammatically. YKWIM.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:25:54

You can imagine that hissy fit though, can't you Sue? I bet he was begging for his Nan, and speed dialling Gary, not knowing the phone had been chucked!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:04

And he had the big row with the Hard Faced Shania one, who looks like she's seen a few bar fights in her time.
It's bloody marve grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:07

Well, she's one of the few left that hasn't been given the push,*Miss*.Glad to see the back of Frankie,though.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:27:56

I wonder if he will be dropped from the tour?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:31:15

Oh,I hope so. It will serve him right. Did Cockwomble get to go on tour?I can't remember....

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:33:47

I think he did, sadly.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:35:29


Nanfucker is now showing what an unpleasant diva he is which we have known all along wonder what his supporters think now?

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:38:03

Last night Gary tweeted how proud he was of Nanfucker, I just tweeted "I bet you're not saying that now!"grin

JustFabulous Sun 09-Dec-12 18:39:41

I thought I was being unkind being cynical about his "I am so greatful for the votes, thank you so much" but seems I was right. He is a diva who has started to believe he is amazing.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:41:00

No Cockoozer didn't go on the tour, so maybe there is hope Nanfucker won't be there!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:43:05

Bazza won't notice. He's in love with used to Apeface Williams and his antics.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 18:43:21

OMFG On Digital Spy Nanfucker said he had "offers of a music deal" despite being out of the competition only 20 minutes!

I reckon he must have been at Shitsinger's meds!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:47:24

I really need to sort out uniform...

and I have no wine or nibbles [not very prepared emoticon]

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 18:48:06

grin @ your tweet, Miss

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 18:50:18

Just caught up. grin At Nanfucker being a pissed up bell end. Brilliant.

I've got an exam tomorrow, and uniforms to iron so shouldn't be watching tonight...

He will probably be signed to the same label as Des O'Connor, Daniel O'Donnell and Sir Cliff.

In other words, Nans R Us Music Corp

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at that hissy fit.

So, did anyone find out why MK1 weren't there? Is it due to the fix allegations when they left shock

Dp has similarities in his chin to Shayne, and similar eyes too, but that's about it

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 18:55:13

Primark 1 were double booked and singing in a hotel in Jersey.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 18:56:01

What fix allegations? Spill 'em!

Snazzyfeelingfestive Sun 09-Dec-12 19:08:32

<still watching Elf> You better watch out, you better not cry smile

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 19:17:55
AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 09-Dec-12 19:19:40

Was it on the other thread? Or one in 'Chat' - can't remember - people were trying to say exactly what it was about him that they disliked. I don't think anyone actually managed to pin it down. I have hated him from Day 1 and I think it's because I always felt that there would be this element to him underneath all the shakey-fakey nan-luvvin bullshit!

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 19:23:06

Yup, the shaking was vile. His voice was actually fine (apart from last night), it was him.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:28:20

ha ha! inthe link, the 3rd pic down - he looks like this

[http://www.bttradespace.com/image/getImage/759870ED7D25C63EE0401BAC7101193D-c1.jpg manic buzz lightyear]]

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:29:42

jingle when they got the boot, they said that they knew they would be bottom 2 as their "fans" had tweeted at them to tell them their phoneline number didn't work, and was connecting them to other people's phonelines. They said they tried the number too, and found it wasn't working, so they told the producers. Who did diddly.

So, they were livid, shouted fix, said Nanfucker was a pain in the arse, weird and loner.

I thought they were shit anyway. There was another group with two guys and a girl in Louis' houses thing, and they were so much better than MK1.

MK1 were worse than NDbz, and I never thought I'd hear myself say that. Like NDubz crossed with B*Witched

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:32:45

I always thought he looked like he could be volatile. You can see it in his eyes. When Tulisa was criticsing him, he always looked like he wanted to stab her!

Then when he was outed as being a diva, the way he argued so much that he wasn't, it was obvious he was!

There were just too many 'fake' stories about him for him to be real IMVHO!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:37:13

Just watching the end of Strictly. Glad to see DvO inthe final 2[evil]

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:38:36

Me too Raahh <cackle>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:38:50

Are we all present and politically incorrect?

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:39:41

Me 3 Raah!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:39:49

ooooh- here we go.

If i forget to tell y'all at the end- I luffs you all <sniff>

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:39:50


whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 19:40:49

pulls up a chair

hi everyone grin

doesnt seem the same on a sunday though

i prefer it on sat night with a takeaway

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:41:05

I was pleased, too, Raahh! I just want to see Louis's show dance he will probably wear a revealing outfit be awesome because of the gym-elastics <perves>

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:41:12

I'll miss old Shitzy if she doesn't come back next year, the crazy mofo

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:41:21

Rhianna? Didn't we JUST have her? With her Broight lakka DYEmond?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:41:40


Which is good, as i have a nanfucker sized hole to fill with bitchiness.

That sounds wrong, doesn't itgrin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:12

Do you still love Nanfucker, YellowOrchid now he has been proven to be a cunt?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:26

And why are they re-cycling guest acts anywayangry

Manchester count -2

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:26

Signing in, not been on the threads much this year, too fond of watching on sky + and skipping the ads and shitsingers witherings!

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:32

Where is it tonight does anyone know?

Looks like Cardiff

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:37

Oh oh oh, we'll get the rejects song! <bounces>

Who was bonkers in the auditions this year? I've forgotten.

whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 19:42:43

dermot is such a plank

hope rhianna wears more than just her pants

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:06

I am here. <waves>

I don't care who wins.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:15

Awww, Shitsinger. She was always good value <wipes a tear>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:37

cardi- I do love Louis (off Strictly, before anyone gets confused). Him and Flavia make a lovely pair.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:51

Greeny - I heard Bournemouth Civic Centre.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:52

Gary's farted!

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 19:43:57

I'll miss the batshit Scherzinger too.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:44:13

I wondered last night, if Chowmein is now a lamb shank, up from a lamb chop, does that make Schwarzerchops mutton ? grin

whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 19:44:36

er hate that hand holding crap, why do they do that!!

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:44:48

Oh God, SHitz's dress is so tight! It'll cut off the blood supply to her vitals, which could be catastrophic on top of the COlumbian marching powder! Yay!

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:01

I'm not sure you know, could be Crewe

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:04

Bless her, Dullisa still hasn't learned to walk elegantly. Looks like she's got an ankle tag on.

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:06

Isn't shitsinger doing next year?

Oh no you'll have that daft bint in the body stocking

How many sequins did Dulisa have to nick from 99P shop decs to make that costume?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:21

MrsV ! < have you voted in the Christmas name-change comp? You was robbed- your's is inspired>

vote for me everyone

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:29

Pinhead has won it already. Can't see him making it internationally without some serious dental work, poor boy will be strapped in a chair till Christmas.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:45

Awwww, Christmas tune !

Chees-a-rama, like a mouldy over ripe stilton.

XFactor, I salute you

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 19:45:59


SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:46:27

They don't like Kye, do they? grin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:46:32

Is there someone missing, or am I imaging things? wink

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:46:39

ahh, a lovely mimed Christmas singalong.

So we can tell from this what songs the finalists won't be singing (was sure Chowmeinwould do mariah)

One of Kye's backing wenches- you can nearly see her Crackers if you pardon the pun

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:46:51

Ellas still doing the Barry White impersonation

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:12

Gotta love rylan!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:13

Raah, link it baybee

Oh good, Rylan in Narnia.

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:15

Is he gonna show up?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:26

Rylan knows he is the star!

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:33

I've woken up in 1973. What's with the pointless dolly birds?

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:38


I have indeed voted, for YOU !

I woz GUTTED not to be nominated. I mean, I put so much effort in. grin

No-one's really noticed that for 1 months I am in disguise, acksherley. wink

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 19:47:55

He has gone back to Liverpool.

Where's Spraggers?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:48:19

I was going to say there's a gap in the middle for Nanfucker, but no.Filled by Teeny Carlton and the Pinhead.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:48:29

Pinhead lurching out like the BFG

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:48:31

11 months, duh...

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:48:45
SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:48:57

He does lurch, innit Greeny?

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:49:03

Don;t any of them want to be in it anymore? sad

Has anyone mentioned Ella is ONLY 16!

She is ya'know.

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 19:49:18

I will miss Jahmene's shiny suits.

I think Louis stole them from Westlife circa 2002.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:49:31

I wonder if they will say that Christopher has fucked off home!

orangeone Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:10

Evening ladies. No Christmas cards tonight. So all ready for one final evening of bitchin.....

(nice opener Sue BTW)

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:16

I think they're jus going to pretend he never existed grin

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:17

I voted for you Raahh. Us reality veterans have to stick together to handle the trauma.

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:30

Where is nanfucker?!!!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:48

See upthread Billy.

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 19:50:49

Well we were soooooo right about NanFucker, do we get a prize?

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 19:51:05

Where the frick was Nanfucker and that girl with the guitar who rambled on?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:51:08

thanks MrsVgrin

I'm trailing....but it's the taking part, being nominated etc etc ...

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:51:12

He has had a paddy and fucked off back to his Nan, Billy!

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 19:51:53

I wonder what Nanfucker is doing now?

grin My iPhone automatically put Nanfucker in then.

Yes jelly. I've not worked it out yet, but go have a large glass of something alcoholic

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:12

All Nanfucker goss in Snowball's link ^ up there.
It's a good'un. Worth laminating a read.

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:15

Nooooooooooooo! Magnanimous in defeat then.

I bet his nan is ashamed wink

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:36

Was MK1 there?

tigerdriverII Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:40

Why weren't Primark there? Or Spraggs. The NF story is v amusing. Nitwit.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:48

Oh, he's watching MrsM. With a sharpened paperknife and fury - like Sideshow Bob.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:52:55

My iPad does the same MissMogwi!grin

Scootergrrrl Sun 09-Dec-12 19:53:05
GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:53:08

If Ma Chein has the pigtails in, I'll give him my vote.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:53:14

Cardi- we survived JCS. We are troupers. thanks

Are they in MANCHESTER? In front of 10,000 people?

Wow, thought they were in a shed on the isle of Wight, watched by 5 nuns.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:53:34

Awww, KingRaahh

There's still time...it was a good list this year, more people getting into nc's...but you knows I luffs you best.

Been whiling away the afternoons watching the Stafoil Master's from RAH...Tin Henman is a bloody good player y'know....and Mac won the Legends match earlier today.

<miss Rafa muchly though> Roll on Roland Garros 2013 !

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:53:35

I have said where Primark One are too. Upthread. We giveth of gossip.

Does nobody RTFT anymore? sad

PLEASE Do NOT let Chowmeinia do Let It Be. I will cuss even more than usual angry

Even dp has started referring to them by the nicknames we gave them, except he says Pinhead looks like someone from the Goonies. Which I cannot confirm as I've not seen the film.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:54:45

Course it's also possible that nobody believed me grin. but it was true.

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 09-Dec-12 19:54:46

I am late!

<shakes fist at slowness of listing her junk on ebay>

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 19:55:18

< awaits prize announcement from Fellowship >

What the piggin' hell is RTFT? Sue

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:56:20

Read the friffing thread grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:56:39

MrsV Rafa sends me personal updates onfb about the progress of his recovery. He'll be back!!grin

<sniff> i still love the JL ad. Think paying for this prime slot is what cost most of the £6 million budgetgrin

Missed the Yeo valley farmers this yearsad

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 19:57:04

Read the fucking thread, jelly.

That's RTFT, not do it IYSWIM,

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:57:09

Lol @ me renaming Ma CHEIN

WTF is Chein?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:57:27

Anyone imagining Nanfucker looming out of that crowd with a knife in his paw?

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 19:57:36

I survived JCS too! I also went to see it!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:57:44

I die for Ma Chein's bunches. Everything crossed.

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:11

I thought you were doing deliberate (almost) SPoonerism, Greeny !
Did SHitz just call him Jahmene Jouglas?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:15

Oh jeepers, he's doing Angels.
<locates mute button>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:23

did she just say 'jugless'

Are they going to sing a Christmas song? Are they singing 3 times?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:36

Those cornrows are awful!

tigerdriverII Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:40

At least I'm not in Jersey. I mean, I might have been tempted. Or not.

No, Raah the JL ad is a rip off of the Snowman which makes me cry like a wuss even though I'm 30

No no NO! Doing Angels is fucking WORSE than Let It Be. Fuck of Chowmeinia, just fuck the fuck off right now. It would only be worse if fucking Kye joined in.


MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 19:58:55


Personal updates ? You mean you stalk him on Fb and twitter ? grin

I love that JL ad too.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 19:59:10

I'm not sure about the ten thousand, looks more like 9,774 to me.

Those XF bastards will tell us owt

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 19:59:12

I went to see it too, Glaikit! 'Twas fab. But I may be a bit obsessed with TIm Minchin!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 19:59:14

What do you think they're actually watching on the ipads? You know, when they put the footage on top?
I'm betting Hollyoaks catchup.

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 19:59:14

I'd like Nanfucker to appear on wires dressed as a red devil.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 19:59:28

Is it St Winifreds?

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:06

Sorry have now RTFT - just got a bit over excited and jumped in blush

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:08

Blimey, they've got everybody in Cleethorpes on that stage.
The whole town must be in the stadium.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:09

blush mrsV I do. and Stefan edberg-still!


Puts fingers in ears and hums to drown out inferior singing

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:43

I like the fact Gary decided to celebrate Chris going the finals by having a shave.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:44

Oh yes <cough cough> that's exactly what I was doing Cardi, the spoonerism thing yes <cough>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:00:45

Don't be silly billy, I was messing. Come on in.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:02

C'mon the bunches <hopes>

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:12

BOF you need to be careful, you live in the same city as Nanfucker, don't be too harsh about him, him and his Nan'll come looking for you!

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:14

Me too cardi and I loved chris moyles too!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:18

The Wang won't let Louis stand up...

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:29

Louis' Wang must be uncomfortable.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:30

Ooh dear, that last note went a bit rogue.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:43


Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:53

Thanks MsElle not hmm
I'll remember next time you ask a bloody question!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:54

Sob stories never sway me- I am am hard -hearted caaah. But fook me, this lad has had an evil time of it. I'm not sure he will cope mentally with the pressure of winning, thoughsad

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:01:57

Chow Mein moves the Wang!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:02:05

Ah well, that's the kiss of death from Louis!

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:02:08

I thought Jahmene worked in Tesco confused?

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:02:22

Where is the Ma bunches?

My vote hangs on this

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:02:24

Arena? I thought they were in Grimsby town hall?

Louis with the kiss of death there.

Why when Dulisa can buy a 6 million quid mansion can she not find a sodding dress which contains her tits? One false move and they will poke her eyes out.

Is Shitz due her meds?

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:14

No - ASDA.

It was Tesco Mary a few years ago.

The show is going so down hill they will have someone from Spar soon.

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:19

Shitz had been on the pop again.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:24

We've lost Shitsinger.

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:31

I much prefer Bazza with a bit of stubble.

Nicole is just a few ad breaks from the Priory.

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:35

Nope Asda! Tesco Mary worked I. Tesco!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:38

Awww. Shitz has lost it already.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:48

Oh Shitty, is well oiled. Her eyes are a mess!grin

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:51

You're like a beacon. Of lamb.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:03:57

No Jelly, I meant RTFT stands for read the fucking thread! Sorry If I wasn't clear. I wasn't being nasty to you. So sorry.smile

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:04:13

No, it was definitely Morrisons.

<nostalgic for old jokes>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:04:27

He worked in Budgens. I read it in the NoW. They had him in uniform.

I felt sure they were in Central Theatre, Chatham, which is neither central or a theatre?

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:02

No bunches no vote. Soz.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:17

FRIFFING, not fucking. I would never swear <pi>
Or be mean.

GlaikitFizzogTheChristmasElf Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:23

During the break, is anyone following the American Voice? A guy dh knows is in the final 2! Terry someone!

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:24

Love Gazza's face when shitsinger starts.

It's the look my DF gets when DM has had one too many cherry brandys.

LottieJenkins Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:36

Wilf is waiting expectantly at College for his "hot sexy lady" Rihanna. He cant believe she is on twice in two weeks!!! Come on James!!!!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:05:53

Roar at Lamb Beacon.
Do you think that's how Lady Gaggy communicates?

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:06:03

Am hoping James Arfur wins - he with the mouth like a bum hole with teeth grin

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 09-Dec-12 20:06:28

Am late and catching up.
My MN is slow.
I am angry

GREAT opening gambit Sue wine and brew and wine

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:06:31

We can't believe it either, Lottie.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:07:10

Reckon she does semaphore with two big cartoon hams. I know I do.

Oh why is Rhianna on again? Surely they could've got someone else in?
The Krankies? Sue Pollard? Keith Harris and Orville?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:07:20

Bum hole wiv teef <dies>

Innit though? EXACTLY like that. All puckered <falls off sofa> grin

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:07:40

Just belly laughed at "bum hole with teeth"

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:07:54

NO Mickey Bubbles. What gives with that?

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:08:14

Oh ok i geddit now MsElle..

< rolls sleeves back down >

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:08:41

Sue Pollard would have done a great duet with nanfucker- that songshe did from the flyon the wall wedding programme? ermm....

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:08:45

Someone tweeted Maloney has taken it to headlock backstage!grin

Original epic fecking description

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:08:58

He was doing Strictly last night tonight.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:10

Is The Making of a Lady a making of The Making of a Marchioness?

Flumpyflumps Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:12

Bum hole with teeth!!!!!!!!! That's the expression I've been searching for to describe him!!

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:16

I don't want a little bit of the Colonel in my KFC thanks.

Bumhole with teeth is spot ON

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:39

Phew Jelly! I'm only little, you'd knock me straight out!grin

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:42

He was busy on Strictly, Sue.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:09:45

Bumhole with teeth - love it!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:10:03

well, Nanfucker isn't welcome here againangrygrin
Back to liverpool with him <sorry Bof>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:10:05

All puckered grin

<can't take eyes off it>

Did she just forget who he was?

Bloody hell she is wankered

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:10:26

Ooh, the bumhole is gaping...

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:10:32

Seriously, if shitswinger keeps on with the whole emo stuff with Jah-meh I may well barf up my tea

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:10:48

Are they just never going to mention NanFucker?
And are we not getting the Rejects?
I need ANSWERS, Dermot.

AmazingBouncingBabyJesus Sun 09-Dec-12 20:11:13

How many people in the audience again? And where is it? I'm not sure they've told us have they?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:11:20


directoroflegacy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:11:23

OMG I loved that Su Pollard song , "we're starting together"

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:11:39

Why do they keep making a big fuss about being in Manchester.

They are only here because the O2 was already booked.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:11:43

He shouldn't try sexy.

Eye eye. Flackster wont be happy. Neither will Lewis Hamilton

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:04

They might so the reject bit and have Nanfucker in a Hannibal style mask and straight jacket.

Fingers crossed.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:07

director- THAT'S THE ONE!!

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:24

He does sing this well though.

For a tiny headed BFG with a mouth like a bumhole wi teeth

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:49

C'MON LUTON, lighters in the air.
Eleventy thousand in the audience, you know.

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:50

Bumholes should only make that noise after broccoli soup.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:12:50

Are their costumes from the market?

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:13:00

I would - i'm huuuuuge MsElle grin

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 20:13:04

Ugh those dresses and boots look cheap.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:13:17

The MEN (as was) is bigger than the 02- but i'm not sure why they are so keen to keep going on about being therehmm

Shut up Louis ya arselicker

You said the same to Dulisa last year

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:13:51

Fuck you Dullisa

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:03

Watch Gary - seriously he never even glances at shitsinger!

Flumpyflumps Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:05

Don't think he should do sexy I feel a bit queasy after that.
Dullisa def fancies him!

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:10

I think they maybe want it to look like they have a choice.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:27

He does need some styling though Bazza. To be fair.
Let's let Gok at him. Put him in sucky pants and a wrap dress.

snice Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:46

I'd like the finale to tonight's show to be Nanfucker in a wickerbasket suspended from the ceiling whilst they re-enact the ending of the Wicker Man


TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:14:59

Tulisa aka cut price Cheryl. Say urban fucking roots one more time and the TV gets it

directoroflegacy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:15:05

And I do not have Su Pollard's single 7" in my garage blush

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:15:25

Dullisa will prolly shag him. Cos he's all edgy and urban and shit.
Bleeee - think of the sex tape. Big Fucking Giant.

whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 20:15:37

will james get his teeth done after this, will he get the x factor standard issue veneers?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:15:51

sucky pants and a wrap dress


I wouldn't mind, but the amount of meds Shitz inhales, she'll have forgotten she was even on XFactor by this time next week, let alone who her acts were.

That's what Biffa Cole did to Cher Lloyd and Katty Weasel

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:16:23

I hope so, the but hole wi teeth look is NOT good

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:16:38

Oooo, I think they're working up to the Rejects.

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:16:38

<claps hands excitedly>
Yes yes snice that would do nicely grin

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:17:01

Dullisa in the audition stages. At least 20lbs lighter.


we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:17:24

oh NO
They wouldn't bring Geri or Mel on to the panel?hmm

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:17:30

Oh yes - Nasty Britney. And Grandad.

That'll be her special sucking in liquid diet she was on at the time....

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:18:54

If they have Mel B on the panel I'll never watch it again. Awful woman.

"My Xfactor experience this season" Fuck knows, I can't remember.

All in yer face- did she see Dulisa's video then?

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:19:17

Shitsinger has been good to these threads, hasn't she!grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:19:20

I hate MelB MUCH more than I hate NanFucker.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:19:36

I really don't like Gary, either. Twat.

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:19:47

Mel B was terrible. So ironic that she was critiquing singing.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:19:55

Bazza's haircut is a bit severe for him.

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:20:01

Please tell me - Louis, why? Just why? Why is he on? He is so cringeworthy

That's nice Louis, forget all about Primark 1 and that other boyband who weren't Union J and I have no idea who they were

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:20:25

Yeah, you doubters. Sit there while we wheel out the Wandies, Leona and the Lidl Muffins.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:20:37

So- they aren't doing rejects then?


IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:21:02

And the Steve Brookstein segment here?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:21:15

JLS are famous for having condoms and a LOT of calenders in the remainders shops.

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 09-Dec-12 20:21:39

All these XF memories equate to even better MN thread ones.

<holds candle in air>
<can't find matches to light it>

MissMogwi Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:03

How big was that Cher's head then. grin

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:07

Oooh the Wandies! How long is it since we have seen them? Do they even have a new single out?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:10

Awww, Mingehead. And the Wand Erection Whippersnappers.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:16

What's with all the history....is X Factor ending forever and they're just not telling us ?

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:21

Yawn One Direction. Surely it's past their bedtime?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:22:31

Steve is probably gigging with Leongrin

was Alex.com on that?

Oh God, not fucking Wand Erection. I must now remain silent for fear they will try and sue me again. Fucking twats.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:06

Fucking hell I'm starting to really fancy Zain. This is bad isn't it.

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:07

Pray tell fellowship

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:16

Liam still hates Harry.

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:16

Evening. Damn these kids and their bedtime getting in the way of XF.

What fresh hell is this?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:35

Right now BubleShit is shouting at the rest 'SEE? They can ALL sing.'
PrettyShit is weeping into his comic.

Oh dear someone gave the ethnic one Shitz mic from last night. Lol

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:23:47

Even the mic wants them to stop singing.


Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:24:03

I only remember Zain because he had a mardy and wouldnt dance.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:24:10

Whose the one with the shaved head. It feels so wrong to say I probably would, and I could be his (teenage) Mum. blush

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:24:18

No to Alex dot com

Is Zane the tall one?

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:24:22

I do as well Greeny, and I nearly have an adult son so that's worse!

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 09-Dec-12 20:24:39

Fellow tell all, use code words if need be... the Wandies sued you?

Who do they think they are!!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:03

OMactualGGGGGGG! Zane is the teeny lad who hid behind the skirts and wouldn't dance?

Flashbacks. How funny.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:19

That's Liam, mrsVamos, who is rumoured to be shagging Leona!

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:24

Zains got the really deep voice. Not as deep as Ellas, but you know, deep.

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:31

I only know which one is Harry, no idea who the others are

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:33

The head shaved one goes out with Leona Lewis.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:33

What's with the stompy need a wee dancing?

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 20:25:55

I don;t remember the not dancing sad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:26:03

They are making Dermie look normal sized. They must be tiny.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:26:22

Ahhh, OK, thanks MsElle. Just had my 8 year old DD yelling at me whose who !

Leona is a lucky girl !

MrsWolowitz I wrote a blog post on how these twats are nowt like the Rolling Stones (there was an article in the paper saying they were the new stones). They didn't like me saying that they aren't as:
a) they are shit
b) they don't play instruments
c) they are shit
d) they don't write their own songs
e) they are shit

And that the only slight comparison is that Harry has floppy hair and a penchant for shagging groupies like Flackie.

They weren't happy about it and issued a dmca to remove it.


JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:26:58

Tell us the suing story!

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:26:58

Will there be that awkward moment backstage when Harry "bad hair day" Styles bumps into Caroline "I like em young " Flack?

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:27:07

This is so DULL.

Not dull enough to stop me watching obv but the lamest x factor final ever.

Unless it's like childbirth and you just never remember quite how bad the last one was...

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:27:44

Oh good, Emilie Sande. <sighs>
still, could be worse. Could be ChrissyAggy. Who was on the thread defending her last year when she looked like Miss Piggy, bless her heart? Called her XTina.
V festive, that. Xtina.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:27:46

Have just twigged why I was not short-listed for the nc comp. Am so well known as MrsV, everyone ignores the Christmas bit ! grin

Still, at least Vamos is better than donkeybucket !

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:28:31

Ah now tbf FoFF, I doubt they did. Mingehead may have done.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:28:50

I'd forgotten Xtina

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:28:54

I still think Liam had a bad case of nits, hence the shaved head. He's never looked like he belongs...

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:28:54


Before they were a group and they were just auditionees, Zain refused to dance at bootcamp and had a real strop about it. IIRC Simon talked him round and he di join in in the end.

Its the only thing that makes him memorable.

Flumpyflumps Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:09

Dermot nearly went flying there, would have livened up a bit!

It's a bit boring this year!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:10

I doubt they read blogs. Biff and Chip, for the bigger ones praps.

Have done Jingle

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:25

Fellow, you'd get on really well with DS1! He says the same about them, right down to every other sentence being "they're shit"!

MrsWolowitz Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:26

Maybe their hormones were playing them up?

Arf at them thinking they are anything like the Rolloing Stones!

snice Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:27

perhaps NF will storm the stage as they try to announce the winner and trained marksmen will take him down

<still hopeful>

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:32

Wish I had some Xps right now.

Some cheese and onion Xps

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:35

I like the sound of your blog, Fellowship.

noddyholder Sun 09-Dec-12 20:29:56

zayn the best looking by a mile

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:30:03

YY, Vag - he sat on a speaker and refused to come out and play grin
Mingehead went backstage to collect him.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:30:11

Billy -it's exactly like childbirth- goes on for months

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:30:20

I am miffed that I wasn't shortlisted when I instigated the 'are we having a namechange comp' thread and my namechange this year is so simple.

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 20:30:34

Ta Vagaceratops. Still no clue, but at least I know ehat everyone is talking about. Obviously didn't make him memorable to me!

Flumpyflumps Sun 09-Dec-12 20:30:35

Snice maybe he's currently suction cupping up the side of the building ready to strike!!

Sue, apparently, it was featured by some American Mom site, as a "even the UK doesn't like Wand Erection" type pos, quoting my post in it. Then Sony saw, and then I got bitched.

I'm quite proud really. Felt like the NME at the time grin

Vagaceratops Sun 09-Dec-12 20:31:29

KFC's kitchen staff never look like that.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:31:41

Watch out for stage furniture that he could find in still thinking Sideshow Bob.
I'm worried about non-perspex cubes, wrapped presents or that car again. Lots of hiding places there.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:31:54

find in? HIDE in

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:32:06

There is another hour and 10 minutes to go!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:32:20

Oo, FoFF. You FAMOUS <impressed>

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:32:23

Well done Fellowship! They are keek.

Boomeringue Sun 09-Dec-12 20:32:27

James will sink,win or lose. Creepy looking as Maloney is. Lock Jahmene into a recording studio,take away his Mariah tendencies,and he could make a good album.
Poor Ella should have sacked the stylist. Take the landing-strip eyeliner off her,don't think that Amy's bee-hive works with mouse. Tutu's don't work with tree-trunks either. She could look beautiful.

Cheers Bof

On no final 3

And at least for once Cameron isn't the biggest wanker in the room

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:33:02

Oh my christ, they're going to show the Shiny Dave bit.
Will they show NanFucker's face?

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:33:11

Blaehhhhhh at Hamface

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:33:16

Fucking hell- there's a nightmare vision shock

VivaLeBeaver Sun 09-Dec-12 20:33:48

I've missed the beginning. Has nanfucker really stropped off and refused to be here tonight?

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:33:56

Oh, jeez, I don't know if I can stand the suspense for another hour.

Nicky left Strictly tonight. sad Was against DVO, so was always going home, bless him.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:34:05

Fuck off Cameron. Fuck right off.

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:34:11

I do love you, Foff. Wish I could get sued by someone rank.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:34:24

Yes Viva!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:34:48

Nobody is talking about it, Viva. I think Dermie will break and have to say something soon. Link upthread to the story.

I wish sue, I barely make enough to buy bread and milk from my poor site.

Bless it.

I am never going to get up with the dcs in the morning. I may have to let them bunk off have to sleep in my clothes and put them in their uniforms, and sleep in the car

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:08

I'd imagine he'd help more people by remaining in the employ of Asda.

GreenyEyes Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:14

Cor not seen Emily Sande for aaages

Oh no wait. The other thing

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:20

I heard nanfucker got plastered last night and caused a bust up at rehearsals today so they kicked him off tonight's finale

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:26

The chancellor won't take the VAT, but will take their DLA!

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:27

Get Dickhead Dave off the TV. Completely ruining my evening's viewing.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:35:45

Do we think Tower Block Jade failed apart from the obvious sexism cos her hair was too similar to Emilie

She's another one, old Emeli. Good singer, meh songs. And total exposure over kill too

snice Sun 09-Dec-12 20:36:10

what is he winners single-is it a cover version again?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:36:12

Why are they showing blood clots on the screen?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:36:33

Always staggered that Emiiiillleee Sandaaayy isn't in her 40s.

BillyBollyBrandy Sun 09-Dec-12 20:37:10

The backdrop reminds me of the caterpillar that was stoned in Alice in Wonderland.

I bet shitsinger is tripping

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:37:10

agree, Foff. She has been everywhere this year. It is like we don't have any other singers.

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:37:10

Nanfucker called Carolynne a cunt apparently. She tweeted it would appear the XFactor also makes monsters!

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:37:16

Emilie smoking one helluva enormous spliff there, smoke everywhere!

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:37:23

Yep Foff, my thoughts exactly on Emili S

zookeeper Sun 09-Dec-12 20:38:29

Look like flying female reproductive systems in the background.

Or perhaps it's just me...

Flumpyflumps Sun 09-Dec-12 20:38:44

Her hair reminds me Of jedward

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:06

Hold on, I've got a friend says she's just been watching Emile Sandez on stage at O2 at the Jingle Bell Ball confused

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:16

Did she just get bored and forget to finish that?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:25

If Adele hadn't been having a baybeee, Emili would be no-one, cos she'd have done the 'lympicsgrin

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:37

Nanfucker really is a nasty piece of work, isn't he? We were right about him from the beginning.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:46

Enjoy, oooooo. Someone is a holagram grin

zookeeper Sun 09-Dec-12 20:39:53

What does her tattoo say?

cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 20:40:10

I have Aldi fake Baileys now. It would appear it has a design flaw - it must evaporate as the bottle is empty and I'm sure I haven;t drunk it all!

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:40:13

Where did Emilee get the US accent?

Oh she sounds quite posh doesn't she?

Why will they not just Fucking get on with it.

Oh god losing the will to live

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:40:33

I love how the audience weren't sure when it had finished. On account of it having no actual melody.

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 09-Dec-12 20:40:39

Oh no! It was Rita Ora. Blames thought Emile was abe to do a Hermione Grainger.

As you were blush

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 09-Dec-12 20:40:55

To be fair, I'm sure we've probably called her a cunt too.

whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 20:41:20

xfactor think they are goverment trying to tell people what to think,

doing it again tonight, afetrtha charity promo, it was a james arthur clip, sayign what a great charity he thought it was and he would like to help them blah blah, didnt show jarmane

xfactor are desparate for ja to win

event he questioning and the parts of the songs j a and jahmamne have sung.
james artur always gettign the better parts

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:41:35

I think she expected the audience to finish the song.

Ooh, she's in 2 places at once ? Clever.

MerryLindor Sun 09-Dec-12 20:41:53

She is Scottish but seems to have mislaid her accent.

I HATE this ad. It is almost as bad as the Asda one.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:05

Yeah, we called her a hard faced cunt.

All these fecking whinging adverts. Too many sprouts, blah blah.
Don't bloody bother then. Bloody martyrs.

Enjoy wasn't that last night? Swear I saw Biffa Cole in a some awful skin tight boob flashing flammable clothing in the paper

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:23

I don't know- she wasn't really around long enough for us to work up a real animosity.

whiteandyelloworchid Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:30

at least she keeps her clothes on

MsElleTow Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:37

I think we have Jingle, but not to her face, and we are probably nicer than Nanfucker so have room to talk!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:43

At least we have been spared Jessie J. For that, i am grateful.

MrsChristmasVamos Sun 09-Dec-12 20:42:46

Oh, Enjoy

Disappointed. Emili is just a plain ol' muggle ? Drat. grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:43:13

Oooo, whiteandyello, are you Team Chowmein now? I greatly enjoyed your support of NanFucker grin

Woo and Hoo for Chowmein <waves pom poms>

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 09-Dec-12 20:43:36

No it's on again tonight.

Nanfucker White don't be bitter, everyone loves a J Arthur


cardibach Sun 09-Dec-12 20:43:50

I think you are a bit over invested and over thinking it, whiteandyelloworchid. Everyone knows it is a bit cynical, but you are over doing it - as you did last night! I actually think they want Jahmene to win as they have made so much of his sob story, so each to his own. Frankly I don;t give a shit, but hey ho.

LineysChristmasNamey Sun 09-Dec-12 20:44:09

I'm here, finally <staggers and gasps and fall in to thread>

I had to do some of that work thing, and then that family thing. grin

BOFingSanta Sun 09-Dec-12 20:44:14

I didn't understand any of that, whiteandyelloworchid. Have you been hanging out with scottishmummy? grin

Jellykat Sun 09-Dec-12 20:44:25

Christ, what am i going to do next weekend of an evening?
Will i have to attempt to converse with teen DS2 <sobs>

Orchid is your telly on the blink, cos I could've sworn that they showed Chowmeinia and even side show bob Nanfucker too

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 09-Dec-12 20:45:03

oh, you would say that Bof.
you're on THEIR side.

TheOriginalLadyFT Sun 09-Dec-12 20:45:08