Made In Chelsea - the second thread, yah?

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HazeltheMcWitch Sat 08-Dec-12 10:32:46

Oops, I filled up the old thread. Here is a new, shiny one.

HazeltheMcWitch Sat 08-Dec-12 10:34:28

Owl post your piccy again! That deserves to be in pride of place.

Bessie123 Sun 09-Dec-12 09:10:24

Especially since you made spencer miss his train for it, you should post your pic at the beginning of each mic thread wink

Does anyone else find Weez unbearably bland and smug? And so dull?

I hope there's a big fight tomorrow.

SilverSky Sun 09-Dec-12 18:26:56

When is MIC on? I tend to stumble on it in the afternoon randomly. Think I should add it to Sky+!

Bessie123 Sun 09-Dec-12 19:41:07

Monday nights at 10

Bessie123 Mon 10-Dec-12 21:50:10

Ooh, get ready... 10 minutes till posh twats time

Bessie123 Mon 10-Dec-12 22:11:04

And emotionally stunted Lucy

MamaMumra Mon 10-Dec-12 22:20:16

Poor Andy lucky escape?

Pickles77 Mon 10-Dec-12 22:20:27

Marking my place- as will 4od tomorrow smile

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 10-Dec-12 22:22:42

I'm still thinking about Proudlock's ferret teeth.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 10-Dec-12 22:25:05

Ooh, I've been to that salvage yard. 'Tis also where Kirstie Allsopp goes.

See!! Proudlock DOES have sneaky ferret teeth.

melliebobs Mon 10-Dec-12 22:27:03

E4+1 at 11 grin

MamaMumra Mon 10-Dec-12 22:27:52

Fucking proudlock creepy twat

AllTitsAndTinsel Mon 10-Dec-12 22:40:03

I think Francis is so lovely, he deserves a monkey grin

Bessie123 Mon 10-Dec-12 22:41:09

Lucy is seriously damaged

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 10-Dec-12 22:44:28

LOVE these scenes where there's about 12 people in a club. And where they keep focussing at ceiling to detract from the emptiness.

Bessie123 Mon 10-Dec-12 23:02:26

Ah, that was sweet of Proudlock. Hope Francis is not on a date when Sophia tracks him down

Bessie123 Mon 10-Dec-12 23:03:15

Oh dear

Marking place!

SilverSky Mon 10-Dec-12 23:05:17

Proudlock is a creep. Tis true. With small teeth. Small teeth and thin lips.

I'm liking the new girl for Francis though I fear she will be "Spencered!" before the series is out.

akaemmafrost Mon 10-Dec-12 23:38:56

Just started watching on Sky +. why does Lucy say "think we should hold off on ordering Fuuuurrrrd" and "I wanted to talk to yuuuurrrr"?

Is her accent super dooper posher than everyone else's or something? Or not quite there? I am confused.

akaemmafrost Mon 10-Dec-12 23:40:30

"Kind of want to talk about thuuurrrsss" confused

akaemmafrost Tue 11-Dec-12 00:21:23

Proudlock - What a knob! Stupid glasses How could we have liked him so much <<shudder>>? He is soooooo smarmy.

Sophia that green is NOT your colour at all, makes you look very washed out. Or maybe it's sadness over Francis?

Surprise Binks in Amsterdam!? Noooooooo Jamie, don't do it! shock
Oh no you didn't! <<shakes head>>

Francis's new girl is lovely.

Lucy! Spencer! WTF!!? <<falls over>>

Louise is devastated about Spencer moving in with Jamie.....I don't care.
Spencer being a twunt has been a long time in the post Louise, EVERYONE saw it coming except you apparently confused.

Ollie and Gabs, awwwww, who would have thought we'd be so grin to see them back together? But is nutty Gabs in the ascendant?

Ouch! unlucky Proudlock, oh well grin

Ouch! Unlucky Sophia, oh well grin

MissNJE Tue 11-Dec-12 07:50:25

Fitzdares didn't get 7k followers yesterday, so no naked pictures of Francis on a skateboard. I am so upset!

Where were all the tweeters from mumsnet last night?! :-)

DublinMammy Tue 11-Dec-12 11:59:45

Actually, despite his ferrety teeth, I think Proudlock has come out of it rather well - he did keep checking with Francis if it was ok for him to see Sophia and when she said she had feelings for Francis he told her what Francis had told him about her, i.e. that he did develop feelings for her. I think he took it really well.....

Francis' new girl does look lovely, really nice eyes (like lakes, ha!)

I did predict on the other thread (smugly pats self on back) that Spenny would shag Lucy, but I thought it would be to show Jamie that she's a ssssslllaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg player but it must in fact be to show how much of a twat he is as well..... She has the most irritating voice EVER.

WHY WHY WHY is Whingy Weez still with Spenny? All he does is suit himself then she cries about it....

Olli & Gabs, ugh, ugh, ugh - he became so boring and whiny when he was going out with her and she became like a psycho, all protruding lower jaw and crazy eyes. Make it stop.

SlowlorisIncognito Tue 11-Dec-12 12:00:27

Just caught up on last night's episode. Very dramatic!

Though Louise was somewhat overreacting to Spencer's news, but can see her point that if she's upset, he could at least be nice to her about it- especially as he knew it might upset her. Spencer and Lucy probably deserve each other.

Not sure about Jamie's trip to Amsterdam, he had better not upset Binky again.

Feel a bit bad for Proudlock, actually (know I am going against the strength of opinion). Seems a bit like it's all Sophia's fault. Didn't feel bad for her at the end. Francis' new girl seems nice, but she is pretty, so will probably get stolen by someone else sad. Proudlock is a bit emotionless at times though.

Feel like this series is finally getting interesting!

happybubblebrain Tue 11-Dec-12 12:07:32

Spencer is number one on my hate list. I don't understand the attraction seeing as they are all stinking rich.

I had to laugh at the "debauchery" in the empty club in Amsterdam. The hightlight seemed to be Ollie and Gabriella having sex "twice". They know how to have a good time don't they.

FairyTrain Tue 11-Dec-12 12:28:53

rofl funniest thing I read each week....enjoy!

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 12:30:50

i haven't seen any pics

I need pics

I am very sad about Boulle and Sophia

waltermittymistletoe Tue 11-Dec-12 12:47:57

When did people start hating Proudlock? shock

Ollie will have us all trapped in Gabs' bunny boiler alternate universe now. There's be 'singing' and music videos with Ollie-a-likes and all sorts. SHS.

Louise is officially the fastest crier I have EVER seen.

Spucy? Really? Yuk!

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 12:50:18

YY when did the proudlock-hating begin?

He's nice, despite his earrings.

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 11-Dec-12 12:59:34

The Proudlock hating started when he dated the lovely Boulle's beloved. He knew. He knew.

Then, we realised that he has sneaky ferret teeth. How did we miss such a sign?

Then, he bought stupid orange glasses. And wore them.

I love this show!

I love Francis!

I now can't look at Binky without seeing her mother, anyone else the same?

I think Lucy and Spencer are a match made in heaven, they deserve and suit each other grin

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 13:01:20

He did know a bit, but he liked Sophia and Boulle denied it and wasn't even going out with her.

You can't put dibs on a human being.

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 13:01:47

Binky's mum's face didn't move. Totes frozen

waltermittymistletoe Tue 11-Dec-12 13:05:07

No, no, no Hully is right! Proudlock didn't know.

He wouldn't do such a thing to his boi. I'm sure of it.

I have no defence for the glasses.

If Spucy pro-created, wouldn't that bring on the Apocolypse?

MarshaBrady Tue 11-Dec-12 13:07:23

Those two earrings do look funny on Proudlock, but he seems ok. And Francis was just quiet and moody before he said why. He took Sophia's news that she liked Francis well.

Lucy let Andy go rather cuttingly.

Francis' new date is very pretty. They are a good couple.

Louise is still annoying, with the tears. What's up little one? Rosie looked so gossipy in that fur.

Lucy and Spencer would be great together.

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 11-Dec-12 13:08:31

He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew.
We knew.

Of course you can't put dibs on a person, tht's just reduce them to chattels, but if your friend liked someone (and had done for years), you'd stay away, wouldn't you? The bois (buoys?) all seem to like going after each others' crushes. Apart from St Francis of Boullissi and his monkey.

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 13:08:52

And then Weez and Andy's nostrils can go out together

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 11-Dec-12 13:10:39

His nostrils! Did you see them in the dumping scene? It was like they were alive.

laughing at "Weez and Andy's nostrils can go out together"

MarshaBrady Tue 11-Dec-12 13:16:39


waltermittymistletoe Tue 11-Dec-12 13:48:39

Rosie looked so gossipy in that fur

Arf! I love this ^

Andy's nostrils would inhale Weez whole. They are so giant and she is so very tiny.

Jamie is not going to try to make Jinky happen again is he because Binks doesn't deserve to be played like that again!

DublinMammy Tue 11-Dec-12 14:15:22

Yes yes, Weez would never survive the vortex of Andy's nostrils.... Perhaps that is why Lucy dumped him - she knew her evil powers couldn't keep her safe forever.....

MamaMumra Tue 11-Dec-12 15:01:51

He knew. We all knew how Francis felt!!

HullyEastergully Tue 11-Dec-12 15:10:00

Yes he knew, and he asked and Francis said NO GO AHEAD IT'S FINE.

What was he supposed ot do? Not go out with her?

SkinnyMarinkADink Tue 11-Dec-12 15:36:36

I nearly died reading that link!!!!

DublinMammy Tue 11-Dec-12 16:41:35

Thanks for the link Fairy, so so so funny....

MamaMumra Tue 11-Dec-12 16:47:36

Yes Hully, I think he should have known that Francis didn't mean it. grin

Dozer Tue 11-Dec-12 21:09:00

Saw for the first time in ages last night.

Disliked Francis at the speed-dating: isn't speed-dating supposed to be both people talking, not just him firing questions and rating women? He said to one "I've got all the information I need". urgh. And the monkey exchange was cringeworthy: "oh we have so much in common" hmm

when louise said "god you sound like such a prick" spencer preened grin

The one who had sex with gabriella didn't give a shit if it would upset her, he was smirking and hair-flicking when he said he definitely didn't want anything further to happen.

In fact all the men in it are vile. The girls who are "friends" with them seem to all slot into the mens' expectations, "boys will be boys" etc.

waltermittymistletoe Wed 12-Dec-12 10:04:44

I follow them on twitter blush

I'm ashamed but I can't stop! Anyway, Weez is a right stroppy mare on there!

Doesn't like being told anything true negative about Spenny. Some of the followers are very - er - invested in the show.

FairyTrain Wed 12-Dec-12 12:02:31

Do I search for them under there own names on twitter WalterMitty??

FairyTrain Wed 12-Dec-12 12:03:15


waltermittymistletoe Wed 12-Dec-12 13:23:06

Yes Fairy they're all there with the little ticks beside them to show they are legit! Also, once you find one they're all there in followers as they follow each other.

<knows too much and is a bit of a loser emoticon> grin

waltermittymistletoe Wed 12-Dec-12 15:05:07

Last in the series on Monday 17th then Christmas special on Christmas Eve! Don't they realise I'll be busy on Christmas Eve? grin

OwllwOOwllwO Thu 13-Dec-12 18:47:36

Omg I was searching for this thread for ages on my phone!

As requested, my run in with Spencer.....still wish it was Proudlock.

Having said his name, how dare you haters get up on his grill! I don't care if he has small ferret teeth. Gives me more room to shove my to give down his throat when I eventually run into him. wink

I too am a serial Made in Chelsea twitter slut. I follow them all! I even tweeted that pic to Spencer! Yep that's me desperate for attention grin

OwllwOOwllwO Thu 13-Dec-12 18:49:18

tongue down his throat. Thinking about it mades my hands go all funny I forget how to type....

waltermittymistletoe Thu 13-Dec-12 23:53:37

Did you get a RT?!

I'd love to meet Jamie. I think I'd punch him then snog him!

Bessie123 Fri 14-Dec-12 00:11:37

Snog Jamie?? YUCK

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 14-Dec-12 07:46:17

No the c*@t didn't retweet me! I'm putting it down to 'Lil Miss Dresses like a twat and is boring' may get jealous.

Snog Jamie? Are you ill or is it because its Friday and you're horny? wink

MissNJE Fri 14-Dec-12 08:54:58

Haha. Jamie is too tiny. He was skiing at the same time as I was last time in Val D'Isere.

waltermittymistletoe Fri 14-Dec-12 09:07:56

I'm not proud of it people. And his snogging scenes do make me gag a bit to be fair.

But there's something about that peroxide covered head...

MissNJE Fri 14-Dec-12 09:15:14

Imagine his pubic hair matches the hair on his head. wink
That will hopefully put you off.

waltermittymistletoe Fri 14-Dec-12 10:26:35

Oh dear god I can't unread that! grin

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 14-Dec-12 11:01:57

He has a nice smile smile but that's where it ends....

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Dec-12 16:14:53

Once you ladies have finished perving over ferretty-toothed pirates, please click here and arf at pic of Spencer and his giant coat. Is he going for Huggy Bear? John Motson?

waltermittymistletoe Fri 14-Dec-12 16:49:43

Hazel Suitably arffing!

Who let Del Boy into Proudlock's event?

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 14-Dec-12 17:55:48

Spencer's face looks painful.... I'm guessing biscuits has shoved his finger up Spencer's arse. confused

SilverSky Fri 14-Dec-12 19:57:34

Proudlock looks a state in that article and Rosie makes me think of a big bee whenever I see her on the show.

Not long til Monday's installment!

Bessie123 Fri 14-Dec-12 20:00:43

Proudlock's tshirts are revolting

waltermittymistletoe Fri 14-Dec-12 21:32:03

And what's with the dollar sign cap? <cringe>

He used to be quite cool but now he looks like he's trying to be cool IYSWIM.

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 14-Dec-12 22:01:47

Yes his t-shirts are shit but he is just yummy!

Bessie123 Sat 15-Dec-12 08:58:34

Proudlock's not my cup of tea but he seems nice,apart from his predatory behaviour around women

waltermittymistletoe Sat 15-Dec-12 10:24:12

Do you think he's predatory?!

I do, I think he is sly and manipulative. There is something about him ( aside from the multiple dangly earrings) that I really don't like.

Bessie123 Sat 15-Dec-12 10:49:28

In the previous series there was a girl that he and biscuits met at the same time, who they both liked. He ridiculed biscuits continually in front of her and was all over this girl in quite an tot way, it was a bit uncomfortable to watch.

SilverSky Sat 15-Dec-12 21:05:52


HaleAndHeartyYuletideAges Sat 15-Dec-12 22:06:48

I watched my first episode today - is this supposed to be real?!?!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 15-Dec-12 22:35:36

My dad used to have a coat like Spencer's!

akaemmafrost Sat 15-Dec-12 22:47:17

Jamie is Biscuits, the heir to McVities.

SilverSky Sat 15-Dec-12 23:45:31

Thanks aka. Makes sense once you know.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Sun 16-Dec-12 12:39:22

Just seen in the TV guide that there's a MIC Come Dine With Me special on Tuesday night at 9pm on E4. Wonder who'll be on?!

SilverSky Sun 16-Dec-12 13:56:38

Like they are even going to cook the meals themselves! <cynical>

HazeltheMcWitch Sun 16-Dec-12 14:17:32

It's a repeat <sadface>.
It was done a year or so ago as part of the C4 mashup - there was also a COuntdown/8 out of 10 Cats show for example.

It was Spenny, Binks, Caggie and the lovely Mark-Francis. Who of course was aided by Giada.

HazeltheMcWitch Sun 16-Dec-12 14:17:51

Gianna, not Giada.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Sun 16-Dec-12 16:36:33

Are you sure it's a repeat? It doesn't have the 'R' symbol next to it. I didn't see it anyway so will probably watch.

HazeltheMcWitch Sun 16-Dec-12 16:48:52

It's def a repeat - I know my CDWM and my MIC! But do watch it, we don't get enough of the lovely Mark-Francis on our screens any more.

Bessie123 Sun 16-Dec-12 20:12:06

I thought Caggie made a very poor effort on that one.

SilverSky Sun 16-Dec-12 21:21:04

Can anyone tell me what Caggie is short for/a nickname for?

Bessie123 Sun 16-Dec-12 21:26:12


God, I know far too much about these losers blush

SilverSky Sun 16-Dec-12 23:32:29

grin @ Bessie!

Caggie is a bit harsh, non?

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 17-Dec-12 12:03:14

According to the rumour mill (Twitter), Richard's ex Kimberley is dating James Arthur. Not really the most likely couple hmm.

Bessie123 Mon 17-Dec-12 13:21:21

I reckon Kimbot is probably lovely so long as you keep flashing the cash and don't question her too closely...

Bessie123 Mon 17-Dec-12 13:22:32

silversky how is your little one? You were a BESH, weren't you?

Bessie123 Mon 17-Dec-12 22:07:29

'I like hunting'??

Ashley is clearly a cunt, then

waltermittymistletoe Mon 17-Dec-12 22:12:41

I saw the photo of them SoftKitty.

It's just wrong. Not a Milly and Prof Green, who are going very strong!

Mark Francis actually "yah'd". I was vair happy!

GarlicMushroomsYummy Mon 17-Dec-12 22:17:42

Proudlock - is that a nickname or what? Talk about bloody ridiculous.

waltermittymistletoe Mon 17-Dec-12 22:18:40

No it's his surname I think!

GarlicMushroomsYummy Mon 17-Dec-12 22:22:07

That makes more sense. It would be a hideous first name.

JingleBellsAllTheWay Mon 17-Dec-12 22:33:43

The Made In Chelsea lot are a right bunch of toffee nosed twats. None of them are particularly attractive and lets face it, if they didn't have the yah de yah de yah accents and if they didn't live off mummy and daddys dosh none of them would be remotely appealing.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 17-Dec-12 22:46:51

Much as I like Andy --and want him for myself,--I hope he and Binky get together. They'd make a lovely couple.

I didn't like that grey cable knit roll neck jumper he wore to play ping pong in though. He looked like one of those crochet toilet roll covers from the 70's, with his tiny head poking out of the neck.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 17-Dec-12 22:47:45

Uh oh, strikeout fail hmm

waltermittymistletoe Mon 17-Dec-12 22:52:22

Oh my days the song! I love gypsy kings though!

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 17-Dec-12 23:05:02

It was the Gypsy Queens, not the Gypsy Kings. They're like a slightly less operatic Blake. They've been all over R2, and no doubt will soon be appearing on This Morning.

MissNJE Mon 17-Dec-12 23:05:32

Millie is one feisty lady.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 17-Dec-12 23:06:29

Was loving Mark-Francis' DEEP voice. Also his high hair.

Loved too, the angry Biscuit. Grrr. Like a runty little chihuahua puppy yapping for more... biscuits.

Bessie123 Mon 17-Dec-12 23:08:50

What is up with everyone obsessing over spenny and weez's relationship? Why are people so up In their grill?

SilverSky Mon 17-Dec-12 23:37:56

Bessie I was! The little one is now two and we also have a 21weeker. <inserts matchsticks to hold eyelids open>

Does Weez ever not cry? Who is the girl who is after Spen? I've already forgotten her name already. Her voice is not as posh as the rest of them. Is she an imposter? Considerably less rich?

Love that MF has staff.

TheoxenandDonkeyskneltdown Tue 18-Dec-12 19:08:01

Lucy, SilverSky, self confessed player. NB moving in on Spenny after Louise was the only female regular who showed any sign of friendliness and warmth to her.

Mark Francis is making this series for me, he is just fabulous and unashamedly snobby.
Weez is boring, go away. Lucy hopefully going to liven it up.
She is a complete fraud though right?

waltermittymistletoe Tue 18-Dec-12 20:02:08

Common as muck.

Not a whiff of money off her, old or otherwise.

She's an actress by trade. Hmm...

magoosmom Tue 18-Dec-12 20:09:17

Just watching now-Millie has a fat neck!

Orenishii Tue 18-Dec-12 20:36:17

I'm sure Lucy is Northern - she has a Northern air to her faux-posh drawl. Not that you can't be dead rich and Northern but she's not a Sloane Ranger by birthright, that's fo' sho' (getting down with the Lucy grill speak!)

waltermittymistletoe Tue 18-Dec-12 20:38:36

Weez was cringeworthy last night.

I was hoping biscuits would be more upset about Binky and nostrils but I think I'm flogging a dead horse there!

Where is Millie?! I know she slaps Spenny next week but really she hasn't had much air time has she?

Marc Francis rocks my world!

And are we having a sequel of Gabzilla?!

Orenishii Tue 18-Dec-12 20:43:42

Hahaha Ollie was so funny about Gabs and their dirty time together/whether she'd write a song about it: "But she's not crazy anymore."


magoosmom Tue 18-Dec-12 20:44:44

Poor Binky sad I think she's fab

waltermittymistletoe Tue 18-Dec-12 20:47:51

Me too!

magoosmom Tue 18-Dec-12 20:51:13

Loved the singing , go Mark Francis grin this week's episode and last weeks were to much better than the rest of the series, glad I hung in there smile

magoosmom Tue 18-Dec-12 20:51:56

Weez is losing it, seriously the crying is non stop

Bessie123 Tue 18-Dec-12 20:56:18

How are they all so inarticulate? They had so much money spent on their educations and they can't have a frank conversation about their emotions. What a waste of all those thousands of pounds.

MizK Tue 18-Dec-12 21:03:25

Just caught up.

Lucy the player's 'friend' clearly loathes her (understandably!)

Jamie is being a bit vile to Little Louise. I think he wants Spencer for himself....

Sophia AKA Brunette Caggie cannot keep a straight face when speaking to or about Francis. Showmance, much?

And finally, poor Binks. She's the absolute pick of the bunch and deserves someone lovely, waaah!

Pickles77 Tue 18-Dec-12 21:29:33

Why do we think spenny gets a slap?

might skip next week can't cope with more weez snotty sobbing

TheoxenandDonkeyskneltdown Tue 18-Dec-12 21:39:18

I don't know but assuming he and Louise are over by then, will Weepy Weez be comforted by Andy?

Pickles77 Tue 18-Dec-12 21:40:34

Maybe he got up in Lucy's grill at Marc Francis's after all?
Nostrils to zee rescue!

Bessie123 Tue 18-Dec-12 21:41:11

I think Caggie should come back. Apart for mark Francis she left a total charisma vacuum

waltermittymistletoe Tue 18-Dec-12 22:04:35

From the snippet it appears that he's having a go at them for telling Tiny Tears something he said that made her (shock horror) cry.

Bessie123 Tue 18-Dec-12 22:09:06

Tiny tears grin

MizK Tue 18-Dec-12 22:11:19

Ha to Tiny Tears!
She has developed a brave soldier stoic face pre crying that actually makes me laugh!

I think that it's because Spenny did get to jump in Lucy's grill and they told Weez tiny tears

waltermittymistletoe Tue 18-Dec-12 22:32:08

She has developed a brave soldier stoic face pre crying that actually makes me laugh!

With the nodding? I've noticed that! grin

SilverSky Wed 19-Dec-12 01:00:41

Tiny Tears is so apt. She KNOWS Lucy is after her man and she KNOWS she is going to have him.

Sophia has a smarmy smile I think. What's with all the tight lipped big cheesy non teeth showing gurns?

MarkFrancis deserves some kind of tv award for poshness extreme. Can't help but watch him. His pal, the brunette, is terribly terribly posh too.

Biscuits is hilarious. Can so tell he's been prompted.

Can't bear it when Spenny calls them all "mate". It should be a crime.

falconhoof Wed 19-Dec-12 01:52:14

yy to Tiny Tears smile

Though if I recall, my Tiny Tears wet itself if you filled it with liquid.

Which brings us back to Weez.

OwllwOOwllwO Wed 19-Dec-12 16:02:39

I've had a terrible tooth ache since Sunday morning so I've only just caught up with Mondays episode.

How annoying is Weez? Did you see the crazy eyes she gave to Grills?! Get a grip woman!!!
Was a shit episode, not enough Proudlock. Mark F is so awesome, I wish I could go to one of his parties.

Also caught up with the MICCDWM ha
Is Binky really that dopey? Isn't she a posh tottie that dines in over the top restaurants?
I never liked Caggie, I'm glad she went she was to up her own arse.

Next weeks looks good!!! Doubt I'll be able to watch it though, will be at the in laws ready for Christmas!!! Woooo

Well hopefully

If the world doesn't end on Friday!!!!shockshockshockshockshockshockshockshockshockshockshockshock

Pickles77 Wed 19-Dec-12 16:30:59

What's the MICDW?

AlwaysOneMissing Wed 19-Dec-12 17:05:26

MICCDWM is Made In Chelsea Come Dine With Me smile

Pickles77 Wed 19-Dec-12 17:20:01

No way, where do I find this?

rushes off to buy wine to watch this!

DublinMammy Wed 19-Dec-12 17:42:23

Tiny Tears! Genius, Waltermitty

Calling them all "mate" is marginally less heinous than them all calling each other "boi". Still shite/cringey though....

Bet Spenny got up in Lucy's grill and that's what the slap is for.... it will give Tiny Tears something real to cry about for a change.

Biscuits is such a twat. I really liked him at first but he is just rampaging around now, pissing people off and failing to hide his sour grapes (at Tiny picking Spenny and Binky shagging Nostrils when she wisely wouldn't shag him)

1605 Wed 19-Dec-12 18:00:47

Just found this thread on the Actives list and marking my place! I have found my people!

Claims to fame - have seen Millie in real life, she really is stunning, but not as tall as I'd imagined. Even in mahoosive stacked heels she was only 5'8"or so.

Weezie annoys the hell out of me. She needs some self-respect and also needs to stop with the eyebrow crayola.

Sophia has very big teeth, no?

Binks. Poor, poor girl. Andy was punching so far above his weight and then to do that to her.

I NEEEEED to know where the come dine with me is.....

Pickles77 Wed 19-Dec-12 19:34:53

Meeeeee toooo grin

magoosmom Wed 19-Dec-12 19:49:04

come dine with me was on E4 so you can watch it on playback.

Heard on the radio that the "boi's" and Mark Francis are storming the charts!!!

Was very surprised that Binky didn't sleep with Jamie, she really made a big deal about him finishing with her but they'd only snogged hmm I presumed they'd slept together...

Caggie's real name is Catherine not Caroline......

SilverSky Wed 19-Dec-12 20:28:30

Boi / Mate = boak.

Trying too hard to be cool and it's just so wrong.

qazxc Wed 19-Dec-12 20:30:06

Where did mark francis get his shopping bag holder and carrier? I need one for christmas shopping and general grocery shopping! he did seem spectacularly bored though.

magoosmom Wed 19-Dec-12 21:19:34

Yeah where does Mark Francis get his money from? Bet he's never worked a day in his life, does anyone know what his parents do? What s life eh?!

waltermittymistletoe Wed 19-Dec-12 21:29:52

*Mark-Francis Vandelli
22 year old Mark Francis is the heir to the a fortune his mother – Diane Boulting-Casserley Vandelli (the millionairess socialite and model from the 1970s). She was ambassador for Yves Saint-Laurent in the ’70s and ’80s and helped to make the brand as famous as it is today. We couldnt find out if Mark-Francis is employed himself, however by the looks of him on the show, along-side his maid, we think not*

waltermittymistletoe Wed 19-Dec-12 21:33:43

And more!

Possible imperial royalty? But of course darling! It seems we have a real dealer on our hands! wink

magoosmom Wed 19-Dec-12 21:47:38

Ooh good detective work there ! The show could really do with him as the main star, the others are so ordinary

MadameBoolala Wed 19-Dec-12 22:13:44

Silver! What are you doing here?!

I was ..ahem.. just randomly happening upon threads, I don't watch MIC of course, not ever.

akaemmafrost Wed 19-Dec-12 22:38:47

I've sky plussed haven't watched yet.

Please don't tell me Andy and Binks got it on WTF?!

Oh good, I knew mark Francis was the real deal.

Bessie123 Wed 19-Dec-12 22:47:28

Shit shit shit, why didn't anyone tell me TOWIE is on now? See you later, losers grin

Gotta multi task in this world Bessie, it's a full time job.

magoosmom Thu 20-Dec-12 19:32:53

Just watching MICCDWM and they introduce Mark Francis as jeweller and socialite ....

TheoxenandDonkeyskneltdown Thu 20-Dec-12 20:35:02

MF is only 23?!

SilverSky Fri 21-Dec-12 02:52:18

grin @ Bessie and your TOWIE love. More compulsory trash tv.

SilverSky Fri 21-Dec-12 02:53:12

Madame grin

FairyTrain Fri 21-Dec-12 08:00:35

sabotage times review of MIC, not as funny as previous ones....
Poor Binky sad

DublinMammy Fri 21-Dec-12 09:55:37

Oh I loved the review as usual - especially liked the bit where Lucy gets chlamydia from her secret Santa (and the bit about her taking the padding out of her bra to fit her grill in....). Literally snorted out loud.....

tinkletinklestar Fri 21-Dec-12 14:10:11


DialsMavis Sat 22-Dec-12 18:43:06

Magoos did you record the CDWM special? I have been tragically looking forward all day to watching it tonight while DP is at work, & it's not on catch up sad

magoosmom Sat 22-Dec-12 20:15:18

I did Dials and I saw it last year when it aired first (can't get enought blush) It must be on 4od ? I really enjoyed it, Binky as lovely as she is, came across very stupid..

DialsMavis Sat 22-Dec-12 21:01:53

No it can't be shown in 4OD for some reason, they don't have the rights or something... There are plenty of miffed individuals asking about it on the 4OD site!

magoosmom Sat 22-Dec-12 21:35:58

sad it will be repeated again i'd say <helpful>

SilverSky Sun 23-Dec-12 13:59:07

I never knew Binks was such an airhead! She is certainly challenged.

Bessie123 Mon 24-Dec-12 19:51:00

Again, all that money on education. For nothing.

ErikNorseman Wed 26-Dec-12 11:54:34

When is the Christmas special on? Have I missed it?

Bessie123 Wed 26-Dec-12 16:41:37

It was on Xmas eve. There were a load of poshos being wankers. And Francis and Sophia kissed. There. You don't need to watch it now grin

noddyholder Wed 26-Dec-12 16:42:39

I watched it last night on catch up

tinkletinklestar Wed 26-Dec-12 17:21:24

It was on xmas eve eve(Monday)

getagoldtoof Wed 26-Dec-12 21:20:39

Dreadful. Spencer is a proper smunt, isn't he. Cunt.

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 28-Dec-12 13:19:12

Omg! Has anyone seen this!!!

Holy crap

Bessie123 Fri 28-Dec-12 15:11:21

it's meant to be a joke. it was deleted from one of the episodes. Biscuits had better stick to his sweeties - doesn't sound like a singing career is on the horizon

OwllwOOwllwO Fri 28-Dec-12 17:57:58

I think they did it as a piss themselves! They look and sound terrible, yes even Proudlock, and they seriously need to eat!

waltermittymistletoe Fri 28-Dec-12 18:03:43

Tiny Tears and Spenny had a fight because Francis, being the legend that he is, told Millie and Rosie that Spenny had cheated. Nobody was shocked. Totes obvious dahling.

Tiny tears, wait for it, cried. Millie belted Spenny on his cheek (face cheek. Not arse. Mores the pity)

Francis and Sophie kissed leading to, I'm guessing, the world's shortest fauxmance.

I think that about summed it up. Oh, Biscuits gave Binks a key ring. Nobody knows why.

Bessie123 Fri 28-Dec-12 18:08:06

Did anyone else think it didn't work when Milly slapped Spenny? I thought it looked too set up and so too fake. You don't go round slapping people round the face, it's just weird (and violent)

waltermittymistletoe Fri 28-Dec-12 20:30:45

Complete set up! There wasn't even a real build up to it!

I found the Gabriella leaving scenes excruciating too!

Bessie123 Fri 28-Dec-12 20:49:01

God yes. Could she tell Binky, Cheska and olly she loved them any more times? Jesus, she was getting in a taxi, not succumbing to a terminal illness.

SilverSky Sat 29-Dec-12 04:20:29

That was also a blatant set up. Olly couldn't act if he was paid. Oh hang on.........

countrykitten Sat 29-Dec-12 22:16:58

Oh you lot are harsh! I love Sophia and fantasise in my idle moments that I am as beautiful as she and that I have Francis all to myself....then I wake up and realise that I have been asleep with a spaniel on my head. Ah well.

SilverSky Tue 01-Jan-13 09:01:07

Anyone see the end of year show?

akaemmafrost Tue 01-Jan-13 14:53:24

Not yet but sky plussed.

Caught up with last 2 episodes last night though.

Spencer sooooo did! Not sure Nilly had any right to be belting him round the chops though.

Binky is a true stunner and Andy is an unworthy moron.

I am not caring about Gabs and Ollie try as I might.

Kept giggling whenever Tiny Tears cried after reading this thread.

Millie and Herbie reunion so sweet I liked his Christmas jersey.

Love love love Mark Francis so funny when he was shopping with his Man Servant carrying all the bags. He even makes me like evil Victoria as they bounce off each other so well.

Sophia and Francis? poor whatsherface. Not sure she deserved such shabby treatment.

Louise DUMP Spencer ASAP. You are being dumped on from a great height. He has NO respect for you now and will continue to treat you more and more like crap.

Now I know the general consensus is this is not real but if it isn't that Weez deserves some big time tv awards for her ability to blub on cue.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Tue 01-Jan-13 14:57:09

Damn, I forgot about the End of Season show last night! Is it going to be repeated, do you know?

FairyTrain Tue 01-Jan-13 15:25:30

So did I softkitty (good name wink), anyone know if it will be repeated? Last episode I watched on on line took hours to load properly....

AlwaysOneMissing Tue 01-Jan-13 17:21:38

Just watched end of season party on 4OD. Louise stayed with Spencer even though he admitted to cheating??! Why?!!

And I agree that the last episode was cringingly bad acting and I was so disappointed that it was all blatantly so staged. I would rather see what these people are all actually doing with their lives - even if it's a bit slower - than watch a soap opera, which it is turning in to.
I enjoy watching them all simply because their lives are just so different to mine, they don't have to be continually doing something dramatic!

ErikNorseman Tue 01-Jan-13 17:33:59

Seriously though, Rosie and Millie turn up and accuse spenny of cheating, and tiny tears just stands there waiting for the others to deliver their lines I can't even attempt to believe in any of this anymore. Surely she would be, I dunno, angry? Questioning? Looking at her boyfriend rather than gazing into the middle distance quietly trying to summon up a tear?

Haven't watched the party yet - so spenny admitted it? Lols.

SilverSky Tue 01-Jan-13 17:44:04

It was also a bit cringey tbf. Was all very awkward viewing. Tho Millie calling Spenny out was quality.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Tue 01-Jan-13 17:46:29

Panic averted - the end of season show will be repeated on Sunday afternoon at 3.10pm on E4. Phew!

Stila Thu 03-Jan-13 17:01:26

Noticed it has finally gone up on (Virgin) catch - up today .

JaceyBee Wed 09-Jan-13 22:30:51

MIC celebrity mash up on 4OD! Mark Francis is on top form!

AlwaysOneMissing Fri 11-Jan-13 12:47:46

I am just catching up with the MIC Mash Up now, it's hilarious!! But actually worrying that even though they are all acting, it's exactly the same as the normal show!

lovelychops Sat 12-Jan-13 18:54:34

I'm watching the first series which is being re-run on E4. As I didn't start watching MIC the last series, I'm struck by 2 things.

Firstly, Francis is being made out to not be very nice. Which shocked me as I love him!
Second, Rosie has absolutely no redeeming features what so ever. I thought she was just dull and a bit of a background character, but she is truly vile! Can not stand her at all!

MarshaBrady Sat 12-Jan-13 18:55:20

re-runs you say...

I watched the last two episodes the other week and it made me laugh.

Jamie on Louise - I just find her annoying. haha

lovelychops Sat 12-Jan-13 18:56:47

It's on at some silly time in the morning, I'm recording it and indulging in MIC every day!

MarshaBrady Sat 12-Jan-13 19:02:46

dang no recording devices here. Rather amazingly

I'm ready. I have to remind myself I am 40 years old and shouldn't be posting these things.

calypso2008 Thu 21-Mar-13 21:12:49

Totes ready - can't wait and I am 42! grin

I love Spencer's if I was a meal I would be a ready meal particularly a lasagne or a pie!

calypso2008 Thu 21-Mar-13 21:48:59

I love Francis best. Where was Proudlock? Really off Jamie, I think í might have mentioned this upthread months ago...

jelepomme Fri 22-Mar-13 23:10:35

Oh ma daze. I'm ready. I'm ready to watch pie face spenny talk a lot about 're-ashunships'. I'm ready to watch biscuits completely change personality again. I'm well excited. (One day I'll do more with my life, but for now - towie and mic, I'll live vicariously through you).

Plumsofgold Fri 22-Mar-13 23:56:08

When is it bac on? Have I missed it?

Machli Fri 22-Mar-13 23:58:16

OMFG when's it back? I was a prolific poster on the last thread and maybe earlier on this one (name changer).

Bring back Caggie I say and a few more glimpses of Prof Green wouldn't go amiss, though not great for his street cred I wouldn't have thought.

Plumsofgold Sat 23-Mar-13 10:31:40

I loooove the I'm ready video!!

Allthingspretty Tue 26-Mar-13 19:12:50

Milly and the prof are engaged now!
Cant wait for the new series. I think binly is fab.

jelepomme Fri 29-Mar-13 20:44:35

When is it back. When? When? When?!

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:03:45

It is back!

Think Louise may need some guidance from the MN relationships board!

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:05:21

Hurrah! Looked for a thread and couldn't find one.
now I've found you.

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:05:54

Ah I forgot! You reminded me, am putting it on.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:06:21

It seems to have jumped the shark already. I know it's not real real, but now it's really unreal.

The fur coat? That scene could not have been faker if...
...well, it just couldn't.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:15:00

Shut up, Louise

And Spencer can put a sock in it, too

I am so over those two.

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:15:39

Bit dull. They are dragging it on those two.

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:19:54

Why has sophia buggered off?

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:20:38

God knows. I was going to post asking the same then realised I didn't care grin

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:22:03

Mark Francis definitely looks not chic today in that disgusting fur shock

And why does Victoria have yet another accent?

JaceyBee Mon 08-Apr-13 22:22:56

Probably coz she realised she might have to actually shag Francis! (only joking I luffs him really).

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:25:16

Hmm, I think this series is going to be very silly.
Binky and Lucy are suddenly friends?
Spencer hates Francis?

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:26:34

Lots of even matte tan / bronzer going on.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:26:43

That was a good look Proudlock just gave Spencer

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:28:18

Wow, Spencer really is obnoxious

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:28:34

What did Francis do?
Tell Louise that Spenny was cheating on her?

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:29:02

(it's a bit worrying that I can't even grasp the MIC plotline...
But I can't.)

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:29:18

He told Milly and Rosie that Spenny was cheating on Louise

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:30:19

Francis told louise's friends that spencer has cheated.

Meaty chops saying to biscuits and proudlove: "it's him or me, you have to choose" smile

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:31:49

Ha at all those names

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:36:08

shock at olly and ashley

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:37:37

Louise's eyebrows have grown.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:39:28

And why is Millie's face so plump and shiny???

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:40:15

Ah yes, Boule told Milly who slapped Spenny.


MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:40:17


HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:40:42

Milly's engaged to Prof. Green now.

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:40:47

re Milly's face. Very shiny.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:41:38


Am yow from the West Midlands, loike, Babs?

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:42:26

[Angry] at everyone being mean to Francis but grin at 'can we just be men for a sec'. Massive HEH

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:44:12

Francis is brilliant and Spencer is such a twonk.

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:45:09

So aggressive. What a pita.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:45:15

Will stop bombarding this read now, but does anyone else find that 'scrunch or fold' advert repellent?

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:46:35

Francis firm and chivalrous in response to Meaty chops' insults, then "I honestly don't think we need to find any moral ground between us". Eh?

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:46:45

Ha I didn't get that ad confused I got the pizzeria one where she oddly cuts a really tiny slice of pizza.

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:47:01

Or maybe I did and I just zoned out.

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:47:09

Meaty chops said that.

BlackMini Mon 08-Apr-13 22:48:41

I missed the first 10 minutes- what's happened to Sophia?

Arcadia Mon 08-Apr-13 22:49:06

Is it just me or does it seem extra fake, stilted and predictable?

lovelychops Mon 08-Apr-13 22:49:15

Gutted no Sophia! She is soo beautiful, but how could she hurt the lovely Frances?!
Spencer really is a bell end of the highest order

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:50:17

The ad is bad enough, but could've done without seeing biscuit's arse!

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:50:27

It's very stilted, and jumpy.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:51:21

Not just you, Arcadia. It's like all semblance of reality has been abandoned. So, it's just a soap with shit plot and shitter actors.

Yay, the skateboard is back!

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:52:10

Spencer looks ridiculous in that coat

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:52:48

Of course, nothing is Spencer's fault...

brumblebee Mon 08-Apr-13 22:53:31

Ollie and Ashley! Just wrong on every level!

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:53:44


Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:53:46

Or ollie's front-of-body muffin tops and pink pants!

lovelychops Mon 08-Apr-13 22:54:13

Ha haaaa Spencer's coat!!!

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:54:22

Olly "I hope I'm adequate in bed" grin

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 22:55:16

Are the boyz trying to be russian with the furs?

JaceyBee Mon 08-Apr-13 22:55:35

This show makes me glad that I'm common and poor

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:57:41

Is Cheska stil in this?
I love mad Cheska. Almost as much as I love Skeletor (Victoria)

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 08-Apr-13 22:58:50

Did you read in the DM sidebar of shame that Chloe Green, who 'dated' Ollie in a prev series, is now 'dating' Mark Antony - JLo's ex?

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 22:58:58

Ooh, Lucy

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 22:59:25


brumblebee Mon 08-Apr-13 23:00:19

OMG! He is just a bully!

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 23:00:21

Shit, Spencer, that is too faaaaar

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 23:00:35

She needs to get away from him.

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 23:00:43

Lucay revealed that he called her the day after they broke up.

Louise chucked a breadstick!

He is really really horrible isn't he.

JaceyBee Mon 08-Apr-13 23:00:44

Oh my god, he really is a nasty, abusive prick isn't he?? This is actually really uncomfortable to watch.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 23:01:38

Hehehe his wallet was still on the table when he 'walked out'

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 23:01:52

All episode he was gaslighting her.

Arcadia Mon 08-Apr-13 23:02:30

WHAT a COCK! what spencer said to Louise then was totally emotionally abusive!

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 08-Apr-13 23:02:42

Marking my spot for when I have caught up !

MarshaBrady Mon 08-Apr-13 23:03:13

He hates her really. Poor thing, no wonder she's a nervous wreck.

FruitOwl Mon 08-Apr-13 23:05:40

Spencer is such a smug twat. I would have thrown much more than a breadstick at him.

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 23:06:02

He hates everyone because it is easier to blame other people for what he has done wrong. And he is a bit too alpha to respect a doormat like Louise. He would never have behaved like that to Caggie

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 23:07:19

I might watch it again on +1 blush

Dozer Mon 08-Apr-13 23:12:30

Nah, he's way beyond "alpha" or even caveman, he's an abusive tosser.

OwllwOOwllwO Mon 08-Apr-13 23:13:55

envy MiC envy

OwllwOOwllwO Mon 08-Apr-13 23:14:47

Spencer is a twat though.....I'm still in love with Proudlock and his ferret teeth smile

Bessie123 Mon 08-Apr-13 23:16:30

dozer I think he is just arrogant with a massive ego, young, and very immature

Still18atheart Tue 09-Apr-13 00:37:44

I want to know what Louise threw at Spencer? It looked like one of those fur remover roller things

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 00:49:20

Someone said it was a breadstick

Machli Tue 09-Apr-13 02:13:07

Francis was FAB! I love him. So RIGHT on the button with Spencer, what a petulant brat that boy is.

Lucy is just so ROUGH compared to the other girls isn't she? She's obviously the Go To girl when the boys want to cheat hmm.

Tiny Tears please just dump him already!

Spennies personality is showing in his face, he gets uglier with each series.

Binky's looking stunning. Obviously she and Cheska have fallen out.

Oh I am so grin it's back!

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 08:45:16

Great summary, machli grin

And Lucy is very low rent, you are so right.

vjg13 Tue 09-Apr-13 11:19:27

OMFG, Louise has got to dump Spencer, it was horrible to watch the way he spoke to her and has treated her.

Still LOVE Francis, he is so decent.

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 11:26:09

They should all dump him. Way too aggressive and storming around chubbily in that ridiculous coat.

Stila Tue 09-Apr-13 11:29:00

I am past even thinking Louise should dump the chump , if she is that stupid to keep going back to him - they deserve each other !

Machli Tue 09-Apr-13 11:43:14

Does anyone else think that Spennies proclamations of "the girl I love!" every time Louise is mentioned means he doesn't actually love her at all and is actually trying to convince himself and everyone else?

He's abusive and she is so unhappy sad but at that age you just can't be told can you?

In years to come she will look back on this and think "WTAF was I doing?!"

StickPin Tue 09-Apr-13 11:43:36

It was her rolled up napkin!

Love that it's back. Spenny really is a prick. He bullies Louise in to submission. She wanted to say more but he shouted her down. He makes her out to be crazy but i would be angry too if the next day he was calling Lucy! He knows it.

Arrrggghhh. It's not real life, it's not real life.

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 11:44:53

Yeh it should be the girl I control.

The others are hammy but his aggression seems pretty real. <or not?>

Allthingspretty Tue 09-Apr-13 13:36:24

Just catching up nut millies skin
just wow.

noddyholder Tue 09-Apr-13 13:37:22

Am going to watch on catch up tonight Sooo looking forward to it

noddyholder Tue 09-Apr-13 13:38:53

I think Louise and Spencer will end up together ultimately. Lots of hooray couples do this sort of thing on off on off again and eventually marry and go through the motions

Spenny is such a tool.

floatyflo Tue 09-Apr-13 14:12:44

I was shocked last night.

Spencers TRUE colours shone through.
So aggressive and abusive, turning the blame on her, making out like she's crazy, making her insecure then telling her that she's the one who needs to decide how to sort it out.

Red flags no?!

And the way he talks to everyone like crap, and all the talking through gritted teeth. Struggling to hold himself back wasn't he!

Louise looked really vulnerable and submissive.

Way too uncomfortable viewing. If he is like that in front of a camera, I dread to think how he treats her behind closed doors...

If he behaves like

floatyflo Tue 09-Apr-13 14:13:57

Sorry for that last typo!

Couldn't agree more flo, he reminds me of my ex twunt in alot of ways blush

It's shocking, the worse thing is I really don't think he is acting for the camera. Acting up maybe but his true colours shine through

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 14:19:59

He's not acting I don't think. He looks one step away from punching someone in the face and that's when he's talking to his friends about normal things.

As for trying to blame Jamie, for not stopping him sleeping with someone, nuts.

Gingersnap88 Tue 09-Apr-13 14:26:12

What bothers me is that no one apart from Francis thinks he is being an abusive knob! I could not tolerate anyone behaving like that to someone I knew, and each other.. confused

Machli Tue 09-Apr-13 14:42:57

I don't think it's all acting either. Tiny Tears would deserve an Oscar for every episode if so.

I think the central plots like TT & Spenny are true but the more frivolous stuff is made up for us to watch.

Mark Francis made me laugh at that gig when he pulled that disgusted face after his drink, now he is playing up to the cameras I think, except when his housekeeper went off to Italy and he drooped about on the sofa for weeks because he couldn't manage without her grin. That remains my high point of all the series.

I also liked Lucy more when she spilled the beans to Louise about the phone call. She was quite dignified then.

floatyflo Tue 09-Apr-13 14:47:01

Yup didn't like it. Reminded me of a time when my best friend was in an abusive relationship. We'd be say having a lovely time and then she would say something that he wouldn't like and that would be it.

The room would go cold, he talk through gritted teeth, lots of swearing, and attempt to push her down. You used to be able to see him holding in the anger as I and others were present. Sometimes I just wanted to stay there all night so she wouldn't be left on her own with him and get it the neck.

Luckily she eventually ditched the bastard, is a lovely happy person, full of energy and positivity now. And we last heard he was on crack cocaine!

So if Spencer carries.on, im not sure how many episodes I could stand to watch. Wouldn't like to give someone like that the airtime. Prick.

Glad your friend is okay now flo.

It's the smirk and the arrogance. He's actually turned into quite a menacing character. He would scare me, for once I feel so sorry for TT. She's just manipulated, bullied and controlled.

Lollydaydream Tue 09-Apr-13 15:45:26

It can't be real can it? If it is we're watching a young girl being emotionally manipulated and controlled on tv; ie in public. She has parents doesn't she, can you imagine watching your daughter being treated like that?
I keep expecting one of those helping numbers to come up at the end.

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 15:57:22

machki really? I thought Lucy was being an interfering shit stirrer

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 15:58:54

Sorry, auto correct machli

Ujjayi Tue 09-Apr-13 16:24:38

Spencer's treatment of Louise has gone beyond "reality tv entertainment". He is a vile individual with an over inflated ego and sense of entitlement. Reminds me of my v posh ex-public school boy abusive ex. Deeply insecure, cheats and is nasty and then blames the woman for being upset - like she's being "hysterical over nothing".......Wonder if he also gives her the "I didn't hit you, I slapped you" treatment behind closed doors too.......<<and.....breathe>>

Lucy is being an interfering little shit stirrer, as Bessie123 says. She isn't supporting the sisterhood by dropping Spenny in it in front of Louise. Rather, she's dropping a bomb that she will enjoy watching explode.

Francis was a amazingly cool the way he took on Spencer. He really showed him up by remaining very calm, stating the facts. I was cheering him on smile Hope Francis finds love this season. He seems such a sweet heart.

Agree that Mark-Francis is top quality entertainment. I could just watch a show with him and Victoria in, actually. Loved it when someone complimented his double denim and he retorted "hmm, yes well when one is in NW1 daaahling" grin I think he probably has the best life of all of them.

I'm 42. WTF do I care about this??!!

NameThatTuna Tue 09-Apr-13 16:45:21

Spenny is vile! I can't believe he has the nerve to turn it around on 'Weez'. She looked panicky when he did that, as if she was worried he would finish the relationship. Stupid, stupid girl.

Send her over to the relationships board I say!

Ollie & Ashley....WTAF? Poor Ollie will end up with a broken heart again. He need to get back with Gabs. Only because we need more crazy in MIC.

Speaking of crazy, where's Cheska? And Binky being mates with Lucy? How did that happen?

I've invested far too much time in MIC. I'm actually excited for next weeks episode, just to see what Lucy is blubbering about.

noddyholder Tue 09-Apr-13 16:45:57

OMG its not on catch up my evening is ruined grin

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 16:48:51

I can see we are all in the same boat - far too old and sensible to be so emotionally involved in a made up show about stupid poshos grin

Machli Tue 09-Apr-13 16:54:30

I think Louise needed to know. Also Lucy had told Binky. Lucy would have looked a right twat if she didn't tell Louise. Why should she cover up for Spencer?

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 16:58:23

How is it her business to tell Louise? It could only go badly. If I were her I would have kept well out of it, although, of course, that wouldn't have provided any drama.

HazeltheMcWitch Tue 09-Apr-13 17:00:16

Lucy looked a right twat anyway! The way she strode down the staircase into the empty-apart-from Spenny-and-TT restaurant, then stood nervously at the side of the table as if she was an office worker waiting for the big boss to sign off a shonky expense claim.

It was all very odd. I judge, but I continue to watch.
Where is Cheska? We need her back, there is not enough crazy with no Cheska or Gabby. Or Gabalicious, can she come back too?

And why are they turning Spenny into Henry VIII? All he needs is a giant codpiece, and he's there.

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 17:01:35

<snigger> at Spenny becoming Henry viii

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 17:02:58

Lol Hazel

Louise backed down as she knows Spencer thinks she is desperate, when she said he was. She didn't want to hear it.

Francis did very well not to back down and just state the facts calmly. Good on him.

Love Mark Francis. Even if he sometimes smiles like he's in a wind tunnel. Double denim, fab.

NameThatTuna Tue 09-Apr-13 17:11:31

I can't believe she threw a breadstick at him. What a way to reclaim your dignity weez!

Ujjayi Tue 09-Apr-13 17:13:10

Am literally laughing out loud at Spenny as Henry VIII grin

Agree Carrie Bradshaw wannabe Cheska needs to make an appearance. Preferably in a scene where Binky The Brilliant tells her that she is unhinged and needs to stop interfering in other people's relationships.

But for the love of God, please do not bring back Gabriella. She needs a straightjacket and a gag (to prevent further piano & wailing incidents).

Ujjayi Tue 09-Apr-13 17:14:03

Oh and Ollie is a sweetheart but he did look a little, rem, grubby in those pants.

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 17:14:23

Haha me too grin just google him to check the resemblance.

MarshaBrady Tue 09-Apr-13 17:14:50

I thought that was all a bit fake.

Ujjayi Tue 09-Apr-13 17:14:56

rem?? I meant "erm"

Machli Tue 09-Apr-13 17:31:05

Looks like Louise might be getting dumped next week anyway.

SilverSky Tue 09-Apr-13 19:31:30

I missed it last night! Typical. Can't find it on Catch Up either. hmm

It's on 4od if that helps? I'm not sure what catch up is?

Still18atheart Tue 09-Apr-13 23:51:33

I can't believe I used to fancy Spencer blush he is a complete and utter obnoxious twat who needs to get a nicer looking coat

Bessie123 Tue 09-Apr-13 23:52:15


Ujjayi Wed 10-Apr-13 14:36:15

To be fair, Healthy Spenny is not too shoddy (remember last series when he & Louise went on a gym/no alcohol diet?). However Fat With A Crap Coat Spenny is as vile as his personality.

noddyholder Wed 10-Apr-13 15:05:46

His outfit when he turned up at the estate agent was hilarious. It would be nothing without him even though he is an arse. Francis is getting a bit chubby but I still love him. Binky has become a bit of a cool chick suddenly. And oli and his new gf cringe!!!!!

vjg13 Wed 10-Apr-13 16:06:00

Binky has always been cool!

vjg13 Wed 10-Apr-13 16:07:12

Just to clarify, I'm not Binky's Mum/stalker. grin

DublinMammy Wed 10-Apr-13 17:53:37

Imagine being Spenny's mum and watching how he treats women. He is just awful, wish Weez would cop herself on and ditch h

DublinMammy Wed 10-Apr-13 17:55:21 (sorry, trigger happy). Love love love Francis, he really was so calm and made Spenny look like a crass, unclassy twat.

SilverSky Wed 10-Apr-13 21:57:25

Spencer is vile. I knew he was a player but this whole manipulation of TinyTears is scary. Really don't like him. One. Bit.

I'm glad Sophia has gone. Strange creature.

The Oli and Ashley thing is completely staged and not natural. Cringe city.

Millie's face looks a little bloated. Do you think she's had a little non cosmetic uplift or summat?

Biscuits blowing £3k on one night out! The scene with the three half naked blokes in a trashed hotel apartment was hilarious but in a strange cheesy non cool hilarious way.

Poor Francis! He also thinks the Oli and Ashley relationship is comedy gold.

Roll in Ep2!

Bessie123 Thu 11-Apr-13 00:11:10

Millie deffo looks like she has had some work. Just saw the repeat - brilliant.

OwllwOOwllwO Thu 11-Apr-13 07:15:31

Apparently Weez has dumped Chunky after her brother caught him in bed with some tart! She's also supposedly dating Nostrils now! shock

Owlie- where is this source of info? I feel it may benefit me hugely! grin

Bessie123 Thu 11-Apr-13 09:56:25

How did her brother catch him in bed?

Machli Thu 11-Apr-13 10:05:55

Nostrils is total rebound for sure and won't last but it will piss the chunky one off so I am delighted if its true grin.

Bessie123 Thu 11-Apr-13 10:15:26

Ooh, tiny tears should go out with Francis. Not for long, obviously, he's far too good for her, but it would be funny to see chunky explode with egotistical fury.


Tallulaxx Thu 11-Apr-13 12:18:52

Who is nostrils etc?

Andy is nostrils smile

Stila Thu 11-Apr-13 12:36:02

Love that article MakeItUp - just for the sentence
Meanwhile, Spencer is apparently writing a book of dating tips
Can't wait !

That site has some cracking MIC articles x

SilverSky Thu 11-Apr-13 14:43:13

Shagging around recklessly whilst dressed badly more like.

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 12-Apr-13 18:18:24

I love biscuits bank manager. He must despair!

qazxc Fri 12-Apr-13 18:29:26

is it just me or does the guy on the kit kat ad with the pandas look a lot like francis. I luff francis, wtf was sofia thinking!

lovelychops Fri 12-Apr-13 20:08:55

I thought that about the kit Kat advert, had to do a double take!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 13-Apr-13 10:49:57

Spencer is such an emotional bully - making Jamie pick his friends. Grrrrrrr.

SilverSky Sat 13-Apr-13 15:34:52

Is Nostrils getting together with rock chick Phoebe? Well until Spencer bags her.

ForYourEyesYoni Sat 13-Apr-13 15:37:40

In the DM today (yes, I ^know), Tiny Tears is with... Proudlock. Do they just chuck the keys in a bowl, or what?

And she is wearing very bad extensions.

Machli Sat 13-Apr-13 16:07:10

It's like pass the parcel with Tiny Tears isn't it? Everyone gets a "gift" grin.

MrsCampbellBlack Sat 13-Apr-13 16:17:14

I was in town earlier and Jaime and his candy kittens were about to appear and you know I nearly, nearly went to have a look blush

And talking of Jamie why doesn't he stand up to Spencer after all he totally stole Louise off him [ignores fact you can't steal a person]

Did anyone see the article in tatler about MIC. They loved Chesca and Millie is a total diva apparently and her and Spencer can't be in the same room. But most shockingly Millie had her own intern!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 13-Apr-13 20:14:43

Millie has an intern ? grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 13-Apr-13 21:43:20

Who is watching Jonathan Ross?

Bessie123 Sat 13-Apr-13 21:59:19

I just saw a bit of the end. I found them all charmless.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 13-Apr-13 22:12:06

Jonathan called Spencer a dick which was class.

Bessie123 Sat 13-Apr-13 22:19:19

I thought it was a bit rude and uncalled for. After all, JR is twice Spencer's age, there is no need to put down a bumptious idiot so obviously.

Hassled Sat 13-Apr-13 22:21:02

Spencer did himself no favours and Ollie barely spoke. Millie came across well.

Bessie123 Sat 13-Apr-13 22:22:27

Again, I thought Millie was charmless and showed no humour at all. I did laugh my head off at Binky's claim she always works for her money, though grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 13-Apr-13 22:30:07

Oh I'm sure Spencer can take it. He can sure dish it out.

Bessie123 Sat 13-Apr-13 22:31:07

You're probably right. It struck me as unkind though.

DublinMammy Sat 13-Apr-13 23:47:08

They all seemed a bit twattish/utterly vacuous. Especially dear Spenny. Modelling himself on Spencer Pratt from The Hills? Bringing out his dark side? He just gets more deluded and more tragically stupid by the minute....

jelepomme Mon 15-Apr-13 09:14:20

Spenny chops is a real nasty piece of work. But what's up with biscuits and tiny teef? They just stood there and let him emotionally blackmail them without telling him about himself. If one of my pals did that 'choose
between him and me' thing, I would stop shocked, cackle in their face and remind them that this is not year 8. Having said that, it was quite clear they would rather live with a bad case of head lice than move in with Spenneh.

Watching him emotionally abuse tiny tears on the other hand was plain unsettling. She is captured by his gaslighting, and I bet not even watching this back will bring her to.

Allthingspretty Mon 15-Apr-13 18:26:09
Bessie123 Mon 15-Apr-13 22:00:56

Yessss. I'm ready...

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 15-Apr-13 22:12:55

Since when was PirateBoi Spenny's best mate of 12 years???

Hugo was his pal. Then of course he leaves so must get written out of history. Then Biscuits was his pal. Never Pirate. He was always the kool one, on the periphery.

You lie, Spenny. You lie.

Bessie123 Mon 15-Apr-13 22:26:02

Convo between Spencer, Millie and Rosie is so embarrassing

NishiNoUsagi Mon 15-Apr-13 23:11:27

Noo - did I hear that right in the preview for the next episode? Did Spencer really tell Louise "Of course I can't respect you, you allow me to cheat on you!" How did she not boot him into the river? shock

Bessie123 Mon 15-Apr-13 23:16:06

That clip was unbelievable. What is he playing at??

Ujjayi Mon 15-Apr-13 23:50:47

I have just come here to vent my spleen about the Spencer/Louise clip (DH wasn't interested funnily enough grin ). It is awful. Absolute emotional abuse. The man should be kicked off the show. What a vile and odious little man he really is.

And feckin' Biscuits needs calling to order too. Spineless little twunt who lets Spenny Boi walk all over him. Spenny seems to have forgotten that he didn't exactly demonstrate loyalty to his Best Boi when he shagged Weez behind Biscuit's back in Dubai. And WTAF was he up to in Verbier? He clearly let Lucy know she was on a promise and then gets it on with one of the 3 Blonde Crones.

Speaking of which - how vile are they? I was actually cheering Lucy on when the first Crone was trying to belittle her during their tete a tete.

And on that note, I shall remind myself that I am too old to care about this and breathe myself into a deep relaxing sleep!

Bessie123 Mon 15-Apr-13 23:53:23

Hmm, I agree but Lucy is quite socially incompetent. It's no wonder people hate her when she presents herself in such an unappealing way. She should get loads of some counselling.

Machli Mon 15-Apr-13 23:59:38

Phoebe looks like The Joker.

Bessie123 Tue 16-Apr-13 00:00:25


Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 00:01:44

I really don't like the new girls. They're walking round like they own the place after only 2 weeks.

Bessie123 Tue 16-Apr-13 00:03:31

It's ok, change is fun grin

They are all bitches with serious mental health issues, the new ones seem just the same. you'll be used to them in no time grin

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 00:05:43

grin at biscuits

Ujjayi liking the term the 3 crones, and same I was actually liking Lucy for a bit too

I predict that if Binky is starting to like her then other people like Milly and Rosie might start liking her too. And it won't seem as though its lucy vs the world any more

Bessie123 Tue 16-Apr-13 00:12:02

Lucy seems like a nice person with poor judgement and minimal social skills. She also seems quite damaged.

Bessie123 Tue 16-Apr-13 00:13:34

Cheska came across a bit single white female today.

She doesn't like any intruder into the threesome of her, Binky and Ollie unless it is Ollie's girlfriend of the moment (with a brief exception for that floppy haired blonde posho, was his name Richard?)

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 00:20:40

I was surprised to see Cheska in this week. She wasn't in at all last week. Wonder if Ashley will be the new Gabrielle, in the sense that A and Ollie will break up and A and Cheska will become bffs making it really awkward for Olliwe!?!

Yeah his name was Richard, I liked him and his ex. I t was a vision if blonde whenever the walked into a room together

I've just watched this. The episode was meh.

I thought Spencer showed himself up on multiple occasions but he also cast a shadow over Millie. Part of me dismissed him as just being bitter but I did feel curious about all this cheating Millie has supposedly done.

I'm not at all interested in biscuits and his new girlfriend. They're always trying to lead us up the garden path with some Jamie love triangle and it always ends with him in a tizz stuttering about just being friends. BORING.

3 crones are also boring, but very representative of the monosyllabic 'posh totty' I've spent my career with. They are totally disarmed by not being able to command you to their will. I thought that girls head spun full circle when Lucy defied her.

I want to see more of Francis calling Spencer on his shit.

Also WTF is that clip about. I genuinely can't think what I would say to that, its just the most ridiculous sentence. Unlucky she's so small, she would never have managed to hit him, she should have cock punched him.

On another note, what is gaslighting?

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 16-Apr-13 06:59:11

Agree this episode was a bit meh.
Also think a shadow was cast on Millie.
Don't like the new three, and is it so wrong to actually like Lucy.
I'm such an introvert and struggle in social situations that I'd like to be a little more like her- well in her confidence way no shit kinda way not her reputation. Also if Binky likes her I think that speaks volumes, they seem to have a genuine friendship smile

Ujjayi Tue 16-Apr-13 09:13:35

Still18atheart - yeah, I should TM that one ;)

Bessie123 Carrie Bradshaw wannabe Cheska has always been Single White Female IMO. Her insistence that she is just "protective of her friends" when interfering in relationships/friendships is wide of the mark. I think she cuts a very lonely figure. I once had a friend like that and ultimately it becomes suffocating - which is probably why Binks has defected to the Dark Side now grin

Tig - agree with the "posh totty" view of the 3 Crones. It made me laugh how incensed she was at Lucy for not emotionally bowing to her and begging for forgiveness. I reckon she is probably another Weez and blames everyone else but the boyfriend for their feckless 2-timing ways. And Phoebe - she is just awful and loving the power trip she has over the poor boy with the trainer-beard (didn't catch his name - the one who would rather have her in his life in some guise or other I think he said).

Interesting hypothesis of Lucy being "damaged". I agree that there is something quite vulnerable about her and there was a level of desperation in her desire to be seen as a "player" during last season. It's a device used by women to make themselves appear "cool" with the boys. ie I'm not needy or looking for a relationship.......hoping to appear more attractive because of it but in reality they are craving male attention. Perhaps she was badly bullied at school by other girls? She doesn't strike me as a "girl's girl" IYKWIM. And Binky has the measure of her - that's the reason she called her up on the Biscuits situation. But I think with Binks it is because she genuinely wants her to just be true to herself and drop the nonchalant act.

MarshaBrady Tue 16-Apr-13 11:34:24

It's nice that Lucy has Binks as a friend, made her seem much nicer not so aggressive. The three posh blondes are irritating, Pheobe's lipstick alone is too much.

Spenny and Biscuits very much remind me of a few friendships at school. One power tripping one, the other cowering. Biscuits practically can't talk when faced with prospect of a cross Spenny.

Poor old Chesk. One couple to hang out with, she looks so upset all the time.

Deffodil Tue 16-Apr-13 12:07:26

Methinks Biscuits is quite clever,in that he lets the ridiculous Spenny rant as much as he likes. Meanwhile Biscuits just does what he wants re. moving Francis in instead of Spenny. Spenny will end up alienating everyone.
I'd be fuming if I was Louises mother.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 12:17:37

I'd be fuming if I was Spenny's mother

Phoebe's lipstick is awful

And that girl who made Lucy cry had such a cold withering look.

Can you imagine being Spenny's mother. I'd be looking at my vag with a definite air of suspicion.

I wonder about Louise's mother, I mean her daughter's relationship has been televised. Surely she has had something to say before this latest event. I expect Louise just can't be told.

DS and I were pissing ourselves at the crone crying, at first we couldn't work out if she was having some sort of seizure as a result of not being able to dominate Lucy.

Phoebe has a strange face and style, I would have said the older sister was more of the looker.

I think phoebe reminds me of that girl from east Enders?
Spenny has probably convinced his mother that its just TV editing

Bessie123 Tue 16-Apr-13 13:52:12

In fairness, what spencer says could be scripted or at least 'encouraged' by producers etc. this can't all be real.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 13:53:34

Well don't Spenny's parents own a hotel in the Bahamas? So this dm probably doesn't really watch it.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 14:03:58

his not this blush

qazxc Tue 16-Apr-13 15:51:45

Why is cheska so anti-lucy? Lucy's not been horrible to her AFAIK.
How long do we give spencer til he takes biscuits "girlfriend" off him?
I never condone violence but grin at cock punch.
don't like the new girls at all.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 16:15:40

well Cheska was at that dinner party where Lucy had the masive 'up in the grill argument' that whole situation would be enough to make anyone have a snap judgement of Lucy. It's probably something else, but that's the only thing I can think of

Phoebe reminds me of a trashier version of Amber

I reckon Spenny is going to have a huge argument with Biscuits about the fact that Biscuits is spending more time with his gf than he is with Spenny

Think Caggie should come back just to knock some sense into Spenny

Deffodil Tue 16-Apr-13 17:06:55

Caggie's well out of it. She saw Spencer for what he is,didn't she? Used him for one night,and dumped himgrin
If I were his mother I'd be disgusted,and ashamed, that I could have raised such a spoilt,disrespectful,brat.

qazxc Tue 16-Apr-13 20:01:05

Can you imagine being Spenny's mother. I'd be looking at my vag with a definite air of suspicion. grin

jelepomme Tue 16-Apr-13 22:06:10

Jesus Christmas. They're all awful. Not one redeeming soul in the whole sodding bunch.

Spenny chops is pathetic saying 'you're gonna go home and cry, and do you know what - I hope you do!' Looks like TT finally tells him to fuck himself, and not a moment too soon.

And biscuits writhing about on chubby chops' lap like a grateful pet dog, as pirate tiny teef leans in to seal the deal was almost grotesque.

Lucy appears to be suffering from some sort of unresolved trauma or abuse, perhaps she was bullied, but I agree, her self-esteem is rock bottom low. She hates herself, so it's easier if everyone else does too.

New girls do remind me of my poshest 'friend' who would command me at a moments notice to her impromptu strained and uncomfortable dinner parties and wail at me if anyone daren't turn up. They are like all the others; spoilt rotten.

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Tue 16-Apr-13 22:55:15

I love mic I quite fancy proudlock (wrong I know, although I'm only 6 years older than him!). Spenny is awful he seems to be getting worse. I love ollie and binky, cheska not so much. We need more mark francis he is fabulous.

RidingMyYoni Tue 16-Apr-13 23:23:22

Spenny chops is pathetic saying 'you're gonna go home and cry, and do you know what - I hope you do!'

To be fair Louise always cries. I don't think I have seen an episode where she doesn't cry at something.

She's so desperate to hold on to Spenny. It's a bit pathetic to watch.

Also Tara has such an annoying voice.

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 23:28:31

I think Proudlock is the hottest most fanciable of the lot

Not sure why people are against him really

seriouscakeeater Tue 16-Apr-13 23:33:01

God I love this thread! Only just come across it!!
I actually sort of like lucy-ish and think louise needs bloody counselling!
Spenny- what a cock face!
cheska is creeeeepy!

Still18atheart Tue 16-Apr-13 23:55:57

With Louise, I don't think it helps that her and Spenny are doing the long distance thing and being on the rocks at the same time. You have to have a pretty solid relationship to be able to do that which they just don't have. They are a much better couple in the series which are being shot in the summer, because she's on uni holidays and they can see each other more.

I have never liked Cheska for example how she treated Richards ex was simply appalling. And there must be a reason why all the lads go for Binks and not her.

Machli Wed 17-Apr-13 00:39:45

People don't like Proudlock because he half inched Sophia right from under Boulle's nose in the last series.

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Wed 17-Apr-13 07:48:21

Yeah but it's not like francis was seeing her and in her fairness once francis told her how he felt proudlock did back off. I wonder what happened to Sophia?

fromparistoberlin Wed 17-Apr-13 09:44:41

yes I mind of liked Lucy too after last episode too

cheska cheska cheska..... but Olly new GF makes me puke

i do miss Hugo and Caggie though

FairyTrain Wed 17-Apr-13 11:32:18

grin at pirate tiny teef, took me a minute to work out who you were on about..
love this thread more than MIC

SilverSky Wed 17-Apr-13 14:31:02

I don't find any of them attractive which is frankly disappointing.

Still18atheart Wed 17-Apr-13 18:24:19

Who's pirate tiny teeth??

Bessie123 Wed 17-Apr-13 18:41:39


Still18atheart Wed 17-Apr-13 18:51:42

Thanks <off to google proudlock's teeth as I've never noticed that they were small before>

I don't think proudlock is attractive at all. The reason I'm personally 'against him' is because I think he's a pretentious twat. His t-shirts and designs are mediocre at best. Also if I was somewhere and heard all this "yeah boy" crap they do on seeing each other i would be thinking what a bunch of knobbers.

The other series when DH was watching with me, he nearly fell off his chair laughing at biscuits and proudlock using "yardie" phrases which generally come from patois. My DH is jamaican and patois phrases do get a lot of usage by the teens where we live but to hear those two posh boys carrying on was just so cringeworthy.

If I had to pick one of them it would probably be Francis, solely for personality or Mark Francis because whilst I can't imagine him exactly laying the pipe, you'd have a fabulous time.

Can we also please mention Spencer 'look' the other day. When he confronted Rosie and Millie. The flat cap and cardigan. He looked like a trussed up teddy bear.

Annnnnnd whats with that awful sheepskin coat he's been wearing, he really looks like Del Boy in it, its very Dagenham Market style.

Bessie123 Wed 17-Apr-13 18:59:47

grin @ trussed up teddy bear

Still18atheart Wed 17-Apr-13 19:17:26

They're all pretentious twats in some shape or form.

With spencers sartorial choices he looks like my dgrandpa but 75 years too young

NewStartInSpring Wed 17-Apr-13 20:22:52

How can anyone hate Proudlock? He is the most unpretentious one out of all of them.

He didn't steal Sophia from Francis either. They were both single people and were attracted to each other. When she told him she liked Francis more he graciously stepped out of the way.

Still18atheart Wed 17-Apr-13 20:51:28

Tbh i think Prodders is one of the more grounded ones of the group

Ujjayi Wed 17-Apr-13 21:02:03

I don't mind Proudlock from a personality POV and agree he is certainly the least drama-driven of the group. However, I do wish he would stop wearing/"designing" those bloody slack-necked t-shirts. They make him look even more scrawny than he already is!

Spenny's nasty jumper probably cost a small fortune but looks like a particularly nasty "100% acrylic from Burtons c1987" number.

Francis would be the only one I would be remotely attracted to. And agree with Tig about Mark Francis: an absolute champs-fuelled bitch fest whilst sunning ourselves in Capri/St Tropez. Love him!

SilverSky Wed 17-Apr-13 21:10:30

But MF's teef look like they could be dangerous!

Pirate TinyTeef's earrings are not cool. Neither is the "yo boi" chatter. It's so cringey. Even when they refer to each other as mate I shudder.

Whoever is styling Spenny "anyone need a motor?" Matthews needs electrocuting sacking.

I can't find Mondays's ep on 4OD so I've not seen it yet.

sammisatt Wed 17-Apr-13 21:19:10

Doesn't Cheska look like Noel Fielding or am I a bit late to the pardee with that one?

Silver it is on 4od, that's where I watched it.

I pretty much agree with everything Ujjayi said.

I just think Proudlock's fashion fantasies are ridiculous. The industry is full of wannabes like him. He's a nice enough person but every time I see him at the 'studio' or that bloody earring I squirm.

sammisatt Wed 17-Apr-13 21:19:56

And where oh where does Milz hide professor Green?

Bessie123 Wed 17-Apr-13 22:23:46

silversky your post made me grin

clothfairy Wed 17-Apr-13 22:57:01

Totally agree Spencer looks like Henry VIII and Del Boy.

He really reminds me of David Brent too.

fromparistoberlin Thu 18-Apr-13 07:45:03

YYY David Brent!!!!

name me one person that would buy a proudlock t shirt

v amused by their Hoxton style friend, a but like that common one from last series. he did not last either

sammisatt Thu 18-Apr-13 20:12:26

Ha ha! I remember the 'commoner' geezer friend! His accent was very dodgy and not very consistent in its geezerness.

Still18atheart Thu 18-Apr-13 22:20:48

There was a commoner on MIC what has the world come to???????

Hassled Thu 18-Apr-13 22:25:06

MIC is like The Archers to me - I watch/listen often enough that you'd think if I had a brain cell I could follow it, but all the blonde girls have merged into Blonde Girl (except Milly) and all the brunettes have become Brunette Girl (except Lucy, who I also quite liked last night).

Jamie is a complete and utter twat. If I met him on the street I think I'd have to punch him, which is why I must never go to Chelsea. At least Spencer's upfront with his twattery.

Still18atheart Thu 18-Apr-13 22:38:57

I agree Hassled. I listen to the Archers every so often so i know who all the established characters are but some of them just merge into one

fromparistoberlin Fri 19-Apr-13 08:41:12

I love how everyone likes Lucy now!!!!! she is my fave as she is a bit of a rebel against the naice girls

her best monent was firing nostrils, then firing biscuits, then fucking up spencer and louises dinner!!!!

fromparistoberlin Fri 19-Apr-13 08:42:32

also did anyone notice how pruodlock apologised for firing Hoxton boy, then told him his ex GF was fucking someone else. the male version of the jellfish sting (remeber bridget jones).

I am not a proudlock fan

Still18atheart Fri 19-Apr-13 14:23:54

Who's Hoxton Boy???

fromparistoberlin Fri 19-Apr-13 16:41:32

the boy in last episode that was in his "studio"
then met proudlock and spenny for drinks

Deffodil Fri 19-Apr-13 16:48:05

Jonathan Ross managed to call Spenny an arsehole (twice),a dick ,and a douche,on his show. Spenny said he was playing at being dark,'cos he admired Spencer Pratt,on The Hillssmile

SilverSky Fri 19-Apr-13 16:50:41

Finally watched it.

Not sure I like Lucy. Can't stand rudeness. I also wondered if she was lying about something happening with Olivia's ex. She didn't confirm she had but didn't deny it outright either. Surely if you were an innocent party you'd be very keen to clear your name? But then I'm way past playing games and second guessing shiz.

Felt sorry for Cheska.

Spenny - first class knob. Hope he watches it back and is ashamed.

Still18atheart Fri 19-Apr-13 23:23:12

ooooohhh him - I don't know him enough yet he could either be lovely or Spenny's evil twin imo

Sorry but Cheska needs a man in her life. her desperation is annoying me now.

Bessie123 Fri 19-Apr-13 23:35:37

I agree with whoever said Cheska is creepy, that is really how she is coming across atm.

FairyTrain Sat 20-Apr-13 20:02:58

sabotage times review of the week before, have search for latest one, but can't see it...

Still18atheart Sat 20-Apr-13 22:19:42

grin grin grin grin grin grin

Fairy train that was just the cheering up I needed thank you.

SilverSky Sun 21-Apr-13 17:24:50

FairyTrain - thank you thank you. grin

"Lost Bois" pure brilliance.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 21-Apr-13 18:38:55

Did Cheska and Binky fall out then? Bit confused

Still18atheart Sun 21-Apr-13 22:56:40

I think Cheska was getting annoyed that Binky was hanging out with Jamie & co too much.

I think there was something which Binks was invited to but Cheska wasn't and Cheska felt a little too left out. Something like that anyway

IMO I think Cheska was suffocating Binks a bit too much somehow.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 07:12:52

What's Bink's short for? I realise I have probably asked this before but I can't remember.

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 22-Apr-13 07:16:30

It's not short for anything , it's a pet name that people seem to adopt .

chocolateorange Mon 22-Apr-13 07:25:31

I feel sorry for Cheska. I think she's been dropped by Binky cos Binks is persuing her role as the show's hottest piece of ass and Cheska, last series in particular, was all a bit desperado.

Binks wants to disassociate from Cheska and align herself with playa and fellow hottie, Lucy - a much better look for her, or so she thinks.

I cannot wait to watch this later. I've actually had a text from the DSs about it being on tonight.

We lead a sad life.

noddyholder Mon 22-Apr-13 17:29:02

Agree chocolate I think Binky will come a cropper this series

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:01:27

Popcorn ready wenches? gringringringrin

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:03:16

What the hell is Victoria wearing???

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:03:23

Oh, a clown vommed on Francis.

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:04:07

Shit - and on Skeletor.

This series is being bought to us in association with ALL the colours of the rainbow. And some more, that the rainbow declined.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:06:03


sammisatt Mon 22-Apr-13 22:09:56

I've had it up to here with Boulle's wacky behaviour. I want to cut the wheels off his skateboard.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:11:09

Ooh, bitchy Francis

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:11:43

I don't like Lucy. Sorry. I don't believe her.

Back to the Lost Bois.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:12:47

Heh. Spencer's hair has got darker to match his heart.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:13:28

gringringrin And his Desperate Dan wide fat jaw.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:15:02

Victoria is awful....... Can't get that ensemble out of my head. Give me a migraine. However calls that fashion needs their eyelids stapled to their hairline.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:15:35


Bastard autocorrect.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:17:31


I am getting quite fed up of tiny tears' pouting. I wish she would actually spend some time at university instead of flouncing round London looking miserable - hasn't she got any work to do or is she studying something like history of art or drama?

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:22:26

Lucy is a lying psycho?

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:22:34

Oh my god, SHUT UP LUCY

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:23:27

She LOVES making people feel awkward. She's not nice.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:23:51

Lucy is completely unstable. Tara is only about 18, bless her.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:25:11

Tara Is v sweet.

Biscuits sweater - awful! Expensive awful no doubt.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:27:04

And biscuits has awful hair.

Oh dear Ollie. Ashley doesn't look too pleased with him

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:27:24

Here it comes, Spencer's big moment...

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:27:27

Tissues ready?

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:29:21

Spencer is really mean

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:29:43

Lots of 'guess what'

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:30:08


JaceyBee Mon 22-Apr-13 22:30:23

She called him a sociopath! Nice one tiny tears, bang on.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:30:30

He's a cock and he's spreading the message that he is a cock to a lot of women via the medium of tv.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:30:45

It's all a front, I can see he's been eating his feelings

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:31:21

Tiny Tears and Spenny could not even pull off that 'argument' without grinning.

More Mark Francis!
More Mark Francis!
More Mark Francis!
More Mark Francis!
More Mark Francis!

ScooseIsLooseOnTheLoopyJuice Mon 22-Apr-13 22:31:23

Spencer really is a twat! Tt is well rid!

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:31:46

We're his feelings made of Lard, Bessie ?

loveroflife Mon 22-Apr-13 22:32:43

the thing is though if he crawled back she'd have him <SCREAM>

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 22:36:24

Is there anyone left in the country who will date him?

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:38:53

If she wanted to hit him, I would have held him down for her.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:40:20

How long before Spencer tries to ruin Biscuits' relationship? Although wouldn't put it past Lucy to ruin it first

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 22:42:18

How long til spencer and Lucy get it on? He has probably called her already.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:43:55

Spencer and Lucy deserve each other

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:46:33

Does anyone else think Francis might be a bit dyspraxic?

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 22:47:52

Francis has become the voice of reason. He seems about a generation more mature than the rest of them.

DublinMammy Mon 22-Apr-13 22:49:15

How MASSIVE was TT's bag?

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:50:37

Perhaps she's carrying her shampoo round in it. She needs a makeover and a hair wash!

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 22:52:43


Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:52:49

Yuk, Rosie's dress was horrible. And when is she going to get a haircut??

Jeez, Spencer, you are so predictable

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:54:23

I think Rosie looks wonderful.

Spenny looks like a waiter. Probably so that she can hijack entire TRAYS of canapes, and snarf them out the back.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:54:27

Did they all get dressed in the dark?

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 22-Apr-13 22:54:41


Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 22:56:54

Shot yourself in the dick. <snigger>

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:57:09

Smarmy fucker

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:57:52

Here comes the evil one.

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 22:58:14

Lucy spreads misery.

SilverSky Mon 22-Apr-13 22:58:50

And shit. Proper shit stirrer.

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 23:00:00

Stop being so passive aggressive, lucy

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 23:01:31

Ffs, she kissed him once, she's not carrying his child

Bessie123 Mon 22-Apr-13 23:02:20


loveroflife Mon 22-Apr-13 23:03:35

see you next week david brent <except the real mr brent is more shaggable than you spencer>

Arcadia Mon 22-Apr-13 23:03:48

Why is Lucy annoyed with the girl and not Jamie. Anyway, Get over it love, go and get your own boyfriend.

Still18atheart Mon 22-Apr-13 23:17:38

Feel sorry for Victoria's dry cleaner, having to wash that multi coloured monstrosity.

Just as I was beginning to like Lucy she becomes a complete cow again. Poor Tara. I won't believe Lucy unless I see hard evidence.

Well done Louise, still think you have some pretty big issues but you've finally got rid of Spenny.

Never noticed how even Roise calls Louise Weez

Not sure about the whole Ollie and Ashley thing. Who rearranges someone elses DVD collection into alphabetical order. That's just for starters.

Reckon Olivia could eat Spenny for breakfast

Ujjayi Mon 22-Apr-13 23:27:39

I am literally like so literally annoyed with Lucy this week. FFS, Tara is a mere baby and Lucy has played her a very evil doubt-casting hand. Not nice.

Agree that Weez would take Fat Boi back in a blink of an eye if he begged her (see Dubai ep, St Tropez ep etc etc). Testament to which is next weeks preview where she meets him for drinks to discuss the fact he shagged someone else in her bed (assume they were "living together"?? Otherwise why would he have access to her house?).

Biscuits needs a slap as per. And wtaf was Cheska up to telling Ashley about Ollie's sexuality? Single White Interfering Female Strikes Again.

Just watched this weeks. Wow explosive, this episode really made up for last weeks!

fromparistoberlin Tue 23-Apr-13 09:44:53

yay to TT/sociopath comment

yay to Francis comments to Lucy

Lucy, just as we started liking you, you fail!

I also dont understand why MF is friends with Victoria, I thought fag hags were meant to be stylish?????

MurielTheActor Tue 23-Apr-13 09:56:26

So H O R R I F I E D by Spenny I made DD rewind so I could watch THAT scene again and again...
I am in shock especially when DD told me her male friends think Spenny is a legend hmm (She's 21 btw)
I mustn't take this toooo seriously but I do hope it is showing our girls what a fuckwit looks like and behaves like so that they know to avoid them.

DublinMammy Tue 23-Apr-13 09:59:01

Tragically I have been giving it some thought and based on Spenny's comments on Jonathan Ross last week (and the fact that some of the scenes are "scripted for our entertainment"), he has clearly decided to try to disguise his utter cuntishness and nastiness as a character he is playing for the purposes of the show. He is obviously playing up the whole David Brent similarity (like they have turned Nostrils', er, nostrils, into a running joke rather than a yukky set of things on his face). Perhaps he thinks it is some massively funny MIC in-joke and once the series ends he will go back to being the sweet, loveable Spenny that we all fell for in the first series and he will have his pick of the girls once more..... Except we won't because he has always been vile, even when it first started. Perhaps the Bois think it's funny. Bet you the girls don't. Come on Francis, call him on more of his shit. Perhaps challenge him to a fencing contest? Puncture him.....

Spenny, you have showed yourself to be a bad friend, a crap boyfriend and an even worse actor. Even David Brent does a better Spenny impersonation. Ugh.

On a different note, I wonder how happy Tara's parents are about their schoolgirl daughter going out with Jamie give me a scissors so I can sort his stupid hair out?

DublinMammy Tue 23-Apr-13 10:35:45

By the way, does anyone else think Lucy is the girl Spenny shagged in Weez's bed? I know the Daily Fail isn't the best source to base an opinion on, but look at her hiding her face in her hands while Weez confronts Spenny about it?

Fat Boi Skewered

Still18atheart Tue 23-Apr-13 11:44:27

Yes i know he's a twat and what I'm what I'm about to be say will probably get me flamed. I also don't condone any of Spenny's behaviour but...

Is it me or did the preview for last nights show not portray the true picture of what was said between Weez and Spenny at the river??I'm getting sick of how she's always portrayed as the innocent one, but in that scene she wasn't exactly the golden girl.

Still18atheart Tue 23-Apr-13 11:45:40

Dublin Mummy - My money for the girl who slept in Weez's bed is either Cheska, or one of the new girls.

Machli Tue 23-Apr-13 13:43:41

TT is studying Geography, which kind of explains all the time she has on her hands to chase Spencer around.

DublinMammy Tue 23-Apr-13 18:34:09

Still18 it could be the girl with the ghastly liverish lipstick? Could we christen her Liver Lips?

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 23-Apr-13 20:09:34

The scene in the shop with Mark Francis has me shrieking. Show show show , after pardy , show. Please do a Mark Francis spin off !

I love the term liver lips grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 23-Apr-13 20:53:23

Liver lips has met everyone "at a party"

cardibach Tue 23-Apr-13 22:04:32

Still18 what do you think Louise did wrong in that conversation? I was relieved she finally stood up to the twat - what didn't you like/

Orenishii Wed 24-Apr-13 11:59:04

The irony of stupid spenny and weez's relationship is that spenny fought long and hard to get her from biscuits. Does biscuits not even remember that or do you think he actually thinks his friend is a dick? A few times this episode he was looking at spenny like he might thinking "you're a massive twat."

DublinMammy Wed 24-Apr-13 16:10:31

Very true Orenishii AND he acted like a silverback when Nostrils tried to chat her up.... Such a twattish dog-in-the-manger.

SofaCanary Wed 24-Apr-13 18:46:15

I quite fancy changing my name to LiverLips, what do you reckon? grin

slalomsuki Wed 24-Apr-13 18:57:05

When is it repeated apart from Saturday and Sunday afternoons?

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 24-Apr-13 19:28:35

tonight, E4, 11.05

SilverSky Wed 24-Apr-13 20:42:12

Even if people believe its scripted the fact is people will remember the drama and the fact that Spencer was a vile, spiteful, shallow, chauvinistic, player wannabe arse wipe and if he can treat one girl like it, he can treat another like it. <gavel>

Bessie123 Wed 24-Apr-13 20:43:35

Well my a friend's trashy magazine said he has already found a new girlfriend

Did anyone see them on this morning

YokoUhOh Wed 24-Apr-13 21:06:55

Is Spencer dressing like a leather-clad Robinson Crusoe on purpose? The posh girls should be legging it in the opposite direction. Glad you guys also noticed the Brent similarity. Bwoi.

FairyTrain Wed 24-Apr-13 21:40:14

sabbotage times last week and freshly written this week BE WARNED, ITS SOO FUNNY IT HURTS!!

DublinMammy Thu 25-Apr-13 18:20:46

Thank you Fairy, am snorting like a warthog on the bus.... Sofa, you should definitely change your name to LiverLips....

qazxc Fri 26-Apr-13 10:36:24

Spencer "do you really believe in your heart i'd do that!". Errr yes spenny, you have the exact same look on your face as last time and it's not like you particularly cared about her heart when you were together.
Ollie, "alphabetising" snooping is the first sign of bunny boiler tendencies.

qazxc Fri 26-Apr-13 11:11:13

Lucy did have a point that if biscuits has been with tara for 6 months that he was with her when he was after binky. Does Tara not watch the show? How old is Jamie, is he not a too old for her?
They are now calling andy nostrils and Louise weez. is it just me or do we think that they are spying on us?

Still18atheart Fri 26-Apr-13 12:31:40

Reckon Jamie is between 23 and 25

You don't know the circumstances of how they got together, perhaps the way he treated Binky was him humming and harring, perhaps Tara was playing v. hard to get or playing v. hot and cold. Perhaps they've been friends for years and then unexpectedly one night ...

who came up with the term biscuits first?

YoniMitchel Fri 26-Apr-13 23:13:57

Mmm was just reading a magazine and Cheska had a page in it saying. what she'd do/ cook on a night in and she kept mentioning her boyfriend??! Also she said she'd have Ollie and Rosie over for drinks , no mention of Binks, all very interesting indeed. ....

I think Biscuits' new girlfriend is really odd looking and seems mute, wonder if it's set up, can't imagine Biscuits with someone like her...

Still18atheart Sat 27-Apr-13 00:44:35

Rosie as in Millie's bff? That's a bit random! I think that Binks and Lucy's friendship is a lot more like than them too

I agree she isn't how I imagine a girlfriend of jamie's to be like. perhaps she'll be different once she's not the new girl anymore. But i thought he'd go for a more party girl type.

SilverSky Sat 27-Apr-13 07:55:01

I thought it spooky that Nostrils and Weez were actually used in the show.

'Fess up spies! Spenny are you here perusing the Style & Beauty board? If so you've recently misinterpreted the current trends. Trust me.

NurseRatchet Sat 27-Apr-13 09:35:57

Weez has always been Louise's nickname, ever since she joined. Further proof she's a fool, who would tolerate being called Weez?
Tara and Jamie were in the paper ages ago on holiday in Barbados. So hardly a secret girlfriend.

qazxc Sun 28-Apr-13 09:47:11

Weez should have a threesome with francis and nostrils in spenny's bed to even things out.
That's after she gets herself tested for STD's because clearly Spencer has been shagging anyone that would let him and considering he lies about it, if i were louise i wouldn't take his word he's been using protection.

DublinMammy Mon 29-Apr-13 10:00:50

qazxc that is the best suggestion I have heard.... sick puppy

Hassled Mon 29-Apr-13 22:15:52

What fresh hell is this? WHY are they in bed with each other? WHY?

Ujjayi Mon 29-Apr-13 22:16:51

So what do we think? Whose lying? Is it Lucy or Biscuits?

Hassled Mon 29-Apr-13 22:18:31

I'm past caring. The truth means nothing anymore.

YokoUhOh Mon 29-Apr-13 22:18:39

'She's studying at the moment..'. No, Biscuits, she's AT SCHOOL hmm

Hassled Mon 29-Apr-13 22:19:38

Actually I do care a bit. Lucy is lying because she looks shifty. Biscuits just looks thick. Plus, Lying Lucy has a nice alliterative ring.

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 22:21:01

check out the new couple!
My money is biscuits is lying through his teeth.
yes louise, of course spenny is being kind and caring when he is vetoing a number of future possible partners and making the huge sacrifice of sleeping with you to save you from your "urges". hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 29-Apr-13 22:22:01

Hurrah, Richard is back.
And they are pretending that he is a mad, rich scientist, like Iron Man. But blond. What's a yellow metal?

Is manganese yellow? I like the sound of Manganese Man.

Hassled Mon 29-Apr-13 22:23:26

I think Manganese can be yellow if we want it to be grin

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 22:23:55

lol at richards big reveal for thicko ollie to point out "but that what arms are for".

HazeltheMcWitch Mon 29-Apr-13 22:27:15

Biscuits wants us to call him Biggles (re jacket).
But we won't. For his name unto us, is Biscuits.

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 22:30:31

"I am peter pan"
No, Biscuits, you're just a twat.

DublinMammy Mon 29-Apr-13 22:33:37

Ha ha, Maganese Man.

I really, really want to cut Biscuits' hair. And what a ridiculously false group walk, why would Spenny, Nostrils and Lucy all be on the same walk? So unrealistic......(I know, I know but come ON)

Ujjayi Mon 29-Apr-13 22:33:57

I think Lucy might also be going a bit single white female on Binks....she's working the Binks Tousled Tresses look this week.

Arf at Biggles

Bessie123 Mon 29-Apr-13 22:34:03

I don't think Lucy lies. Biscuits has a maaasssive ego, I reckon he's the one telling porkies. And what's all this shit 'I fucking love that girl'?

DublinMammy Mon 29-Apr-13 22:34:37

Are they all sharing that crap jacket?

Bessie123 Mon 29-Apr-13 22:37:12

Oscar is kicking hilarious

Bessie123 Mon 29-Apr-13 22:37:30

Fucking hilarious

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 22:41:19

I like oscar, far more than ashley who appears quite unhinged.

Bessie123 Mon 29-Apr-13 22:47:00

I agree, there is something a bit off about Ashley.

grin at Spenny having to drop the bluster

DublinMammy Mon 29-Apr-13 22:47:57

Ha ha Spenny you idiot. Nice hat by the way....

Bessie123 Mon 29-Apr-13 22:58:41

Tara and Biscuits have the same mouth. She is very mature for 18. Jamie is not very mature for 7.

Ujjayi Mon 29-Apr-13 23:04:06 saddens me to say so but I think I believe Spenny on the "has she still gone back for more" issue.

Ujjayi Mon 29-Apr-13 23:05:18

And Biscuits is a total twat. Wonder why he is so hung up on this girl though?

Still18atheart Mon 29-Apr-13 23:08:11

Wow, this week's was a corker!!!

I loved Spenny's face when Stevie called him for sleeping with a girl in Weeze's bed

Not liking Ashley, v insecure. Is she under the impression that all bisexual men have crushes on their best mates who happen to be male??

Didn't see the date between nostrils and one of the blonde clones coming

Not sure what to think of the whole Lucy and Biscuits thing

So do you think Weeze and Spenny have slept together since the break up??

MarshaBrady Mon 29-Apr-13 23:09:01

I believed Spenny too. Think Weez did go back.

And Lucy too, Biscuits probably did.

Might be nice to see Lucy and Spenny together after all that.

Bit silly of them all to attack Cheska at lunch.

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 23:13:46

he's so hung up because as she pointed out he might have thought that she was 18 therefore naive and trusting.
Also he only really likes girls when he either is on the chase or is about to lose them.
i loved his explaination that he wouldn't have been leading lucy on (despite snogging her in a hot tub) as he doesn't fancy her. Does that mean that if he does fancy someone he is entitled to go for gold?
What about his chasing after phoebe?

DublinMammy Mon 29-Apr-13 23:14:08

I believe Spenny too. Oh Weez, how could you? And I think Lucy's eyebrows are much better than Weez's.

qazxc Mon 29-Apr-13 23:15:20

oh weez deffo did go back. she was all delighted at how "caring" he was when he offered to be her fuckbuddy.

Still18atheart Mon 29-Apr-13 23:22:18

I think I believe Spenny too. Poor Rosie didn't know what to do

I think Oscar has to be the poshest person ever on MIC. He made Mark Francis look positively common. Not sure what to make of him really. Glad Dicky's back I know he can be a twat but he's like a lovable Labrador

NurseRatchet Mon 29-Apr-13 23:24:23

I really want to know who the girl in Louise's bed was! Definitely believe Spenny that she went back there. Divvy.

DublinMammy Tue 30-Apr-13 08:06:53

Let's not forget that they were fuck buddies before.

A lot behind on made in chelse. I've watched odd ones but watching it on catch up from the beginning.
Currently in series 2 and Francis is talking about being mugged an how the mugger had bad grammar, if his grammar had been better he might hav given him his wallet grin
Maybe he should get over to pedants corner

Still18atheart Tue 30-Apr-13 11:30:41

IMO Spenny and Weeze were better together as fuck buddies.

qazxc Tue 30-Apr-13 15:52:58

IMO no woman should ever let spenny penetrate her, EVER.
Wasn't there a rumor that there was more than one mystery girl and that he had had a threesome in Weez's bed.

Machli Tue 30-Apr-13 16:43:47

If I was Weez's Ma and Pa I'd be asking my domestic staff if they knew of any "earthy" types who'd be willing to break one or two of Spenny's legs for a substantial fee wink.

FairyTrain Tue 30-Apr-13 20:44:29

Just watched it....who DID Spenny sleep with at that party? was it Lucy? Can't believe Weez went back to him shock poor girl must have very low self esteem sad,
this weeks sabbotage times review I'm not Daisy's (author) mum honest!
Roll on next week!

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 30-Apr-13 20:59:37

It has to have been Lucy or maybe Liver Lips / Cronies

Still18atheart Tue 30-Apr-13 21:17:05

My money is on Cheska.

Still18atheart Tue 30-Apr-13 21:18:12

sorry posted to soon

I reckon that is why she has had some sort of falling out with Binky.

SilverSky Wed 01-May-13 13:44:46

Him Indoors reckons Spenny and Weez are the Mark Wright/Lauren equivalent from TOWIE! grin

Machli Wed 01-May-13 20:34:58

I don't Ashley needs to worry about Ollie's gayness as it's looking increasingly obvious that she and Cheska make the perfect couple grin.

fromparistoberlin Thu 02-May-13 11:59:40

it is just me that feels really sorry for cheska

also, how old is she????? she seems older than the rest of em???

Still18atheart Thu 02-May-13 12:37:46

Cheska is mid to late 20s I think

Still18atheart Thu 02-May-13 12:38:18

whereas most of them are early to mid 20s

DukeSilver Thu 02-May-13 15:58:40

I think Cheska and Ollie are around 26/27. I seem to remember that Cheska is my age (26) and Ollie is definitely a bit older than the rest of them.

I'm not a fan of the new girls. They seem to be entirely void of any personality. Ashley is also a bit off, I think the lovely Francis had a very lucky escape from that one.

AubreyMegan Sat 04-May-13 11:52:24

it is just me that feels really sorry for cheska

Yes, haha.

Cheska is awful. She gets herself way too involved in other peoples relationships.

Hugo and Millie. Richard and Kimberly and now Ashley and Ollie.

Binky is probably the nicest character on there, and even she doesn't speak to Cheska anymore.

Arcadia Sat 04-May-13 12:09:40
This is brilliant! There was a second part to it too but can't find at the moment.

Arcadia Sat 04-May-13 12:11:20

It was on Watson & Oliver a sketch show on BBC ( can't remember which channel or day sorry!)

AubreyMegan Sat 04-May-13 15:05:46

Anyone who loves MIC should read this blog, it's the most funniest thing I've read and sums up each episode perfectly.

(And no it's not mine, or my friends or my mums blog grin)

AubreyMegan Sat 04-May-13 15:05:53