Is anyone still watching TOWIE?

(41 Posts)
Bessie123 Mon 03-Dec-12 00:58:27

Isn't Arg a complete dick? Even amongst that lot of complete fucking twats he manages to stand out just a little bit as being even more fucking annoying. I do like the show grin

akaemmafrost Mon 03-Dec-12 07:19:21

I hate him. I record and fast forward through his bits. When he laughs I want to punch him.

Lydia cringes when he is near her. Poor girl.

valiumredhead Mon 03-Dec-12 08:41:36

God, it's hanging on by its fingernails atm - I fear it is near the end of its days. It's sooooo slow now and no really good characters.

I'm still watching though wink

MrsBucketxx Mon 03-Dec-12 08:52:53

me too, i cant stand arg, or mick for that matter,

i bet the mess up the live show tonight. the need dome new blood and get rid of arg.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 08:54:40

Agree Valium I used to love it but its been shite of late, will watch the live episode today though and hope there's a massive fight in there somewhere
Time to get rid of- Ricky, Tom Pearce, Mario, Danni and bring back Mark and Lauren I would welcome Rylan at this point

HousewifefromBethlehem Mon 03-Dec-12 08:55:31

I can't wait for tonight. I'm hoping Gemma has a massive shouting meltdown!!

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 10:18:02

Does anyone else think that bobby has been seeing Alex reid? He said someone quite well known, sporty and a fighter only person that came to mind

MrsBucketxx Mon 03-Dec-12 10:37:15

i hope not, alex reid is scum.

Bessie123 Mon 03-Dec-12 12:35:58

Eewwww, Bobby is scum, I think I would vomit if I ever came face to face with him. If anyone is interested in some outdated gossip, I heard some people from Essex talking on an aeroplane last summer and apparently the reason you never see Bobby's salon in TOWIE any more is because it went bust within a few months of opening and he now works part time in Zara.

valiumredhead Mon 03-Dec-12 12:40:11

Bobbie is vile, I agree.

Alex Reid ? shock

I can't bear Ricky - crazy eyes and looks like an axe murderer, I'm sure we'll read about him in a few year's tim in the papers!

Boomeringue Mon 03-Dec-12 13:39:27

Mario having SOH failure on a student's speed-dating trip to Paris:

Apparently he and Lucy were offering 'relationship advice'grin

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 21:41:11

I thought Bobby had been seeing the Reidinator (or whatever he calls himself these days hmm) when he was talking about it last night. He might be on the live show tonight. Either way, it'll be completely cringe-worthy car crash TV that I can't wait to watch!.

HousewifefromBethlehem Mon 03-Dec-12 21:54:52

I reckon bob's knobbing kirk for sure!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:00:07

I reckon Kirk and Charlie have a 'thing' for each other.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 22:08:32

This is making me cringe already more than usual

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:10:18

Oh god, this is truly awful!

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 22:14:04

Why have they done this?!

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:17:07

It's even more awkward than normal.

BiBiBroccoli Mon 03-Dec-12 22:19:52

it really is a pile of steaming shite isn't it? I don't know why I can't just turn it off but I just can't believe what I am seeing.

If Alex 'Reidinator' Reid turns up I won't be able to cope. He makes me feel queasy.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:31:00

I want to turn it off too, but I can't, I just can't. It's compellingly bad.

hatesponge Mon 03-Dec-12 22:35:06

This really is terrible.

It's like the sort of shit we used to do in 'improvised' school plays...shockingly bad!

BiBiBroccoli Mon 03-Dec-12 22:37:43

did you see the girl walk into the background during Charlie and Jasmins argument, then try and sneak back out again? It's getting worse by the minute, yet still I cannot avert my eyes!

It's a bit like like an Essex version of Acorn antiques.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 22:47:16

Missed that BiBi
Think whoever came up with this idea needs sacking pronto

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:52:50

Oh god - this show is my guilty pleasure but this live version is AWFUL.

Arg is ghastly. Can you imagine having sex with it? Poor lydia.

This is making me cringe to death.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:54:01

What the hell were they thinking?

Acorn Antiques is about right.

GetorfsaMotherfuckingMorrisMan Mon 03-Dec-12 22:55:07

Mind you I don't know what is worse - Arg's laughing face or Arg's singing face. Ugly fucker.

SoftKittyWarmKitty Mon 03-Dec-12 22:58:23

Arg is awful. How he thinks he can make it in the West End I'll never know. He looks embarrassed on stage. And so he should. Kirk is a much better singer than him.

Wishfulmakeupping Mon 03-Dec-12 23:02:44

Yeah Kirk surprised me he can actually sing

Bessie123 Mon 03-Dec-12 23:04:38

Really? You liked his singing?

MrsTomHardy Mon 03-Dec-12 23:12:23

Kirk was the best thing about that show...

It was cringe cringe cringe but I had to keep watching grin

MrsBucketxx Tue 04-Dec-12 07:31:19

it was so bad its good, totally cringe worthy.

jasmine deserved what she got. stupid girl. why did they do this? i dont understand.

chipstick10 Tue 04-Dec-12 08:19:41

I couldn't believe how dreadful it was. Omg it was beyond cringe. It's lost all of its charm. It jumped the shark a few series back though it was still watchable...but last nightshock

MrsBucketxx Tue 04-Dec-12 08:50:32

arg's gut hanging out under his cumberbund boak

onyx72 Tue 04-Dec-12 08:55:45

I watched it with my hands in front of my eyes.

Did anyone see Jasmin look at the producers as if to say 'Was that OK?' after her argument with Charlie?
Kirk's singing voice only sounds OK when compared to the rest of those muppets.
And what was Carol and Debbie's sketch supposed to be about?

Bullincathkidston Tue 04-Dec-12 09:04:47

I love Bobby, me and dd bumped in to him in Covent garden one day.

He was a complete sweet heart, very charming and chatted to us for ages.
When we were leaving he gave us both massive air kisses, and generally made a fuss of us.

Of course we had not a clue who he was at the time. smile

Blondeshavemorefun Tue 04-Dec-12 14:51:22

Bibi - yes I saw that - it was DANNI and she backtracked lol

Jasmine seems to be a slag getting about with the male towie lot

Arg then kirk then Charlie and when he tried to kiss her - jasmine kissed him

Yes I thought kirk could sing an Arg couldn't let alone Chloe / soooooo tone deaf but so am I smile

Was cringeworthy esp with granny wright having a spray tan/naked in booth are Arg trying to find his trousers

But in the end they made money for breast cancer and that's got to be a good thing

Bluesue26 Wed 05-Dec-12 10:52:21

Why is Jasmine a slag for going on a date with Charlie and Kirk but it was ok for Kirk, who to be honest is an absolute scumbag, to spend the nignt with Lauren? Double standards much?
And why in Gods name will Charlie just not come out of the closet?

Blondeshavemorefun Wed 05-Dec-12 12:50:07

Just comes across that jasmine wants any man

And yes kirk is just as bad

And Charlie must be gay/bi

SilverSky Thu 06-Dec-12 00:40:54

Charlie is a right short arse. The live show was hideous. Seeing them all waiting for their cues.

Arg is like a big mole. The underground type.

Bessie123 Thu 06-Dec-12 10:19:33

Hehe, Arg is like mole, I hadn't seen it till you said. Him doing that stupid dance to singing in the rain that someone obviously choreographed for him when he was about 14 was SO embarrassing.

getagoldtoof Thu 06-Dec-12 22:19:56

I'm watching it now. It is making my insides mush I'm cringing so hard. I feel like my eyes might pop out.

Arg is a DICK. Poor Lyd indeed. His 'singing'... he is a fucking joke.

Kirk managed a caricature of an actual human didn't he?! Better than his usual dead in the eyes, creepy lost boy shit.

Speaking of which, Charlie is insane. Why doesn't he just find a nice young man?

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