Stand By Your Nan - X Factor results!

(453 Posts)
JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 19:57:31

Welcome all!

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 19:58:10

Love the title Jingle!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 19:58:52

Good man yerself, Bella
Just in time <bounces>

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:00:13

Hurrah!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:00:15

SO. I think <sadly> babyshits and Chowmein in bottom two. Or maybe even Pinhead and Babyshits.
I am awfully afraid that Nanfucker is in till the end.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:00:32

I'm here. smile

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:00:51

Whoop!

Here we go

Nanfuck-off vibes, people!

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:01:24

Nanfucker is a national practical joke on Simon Cowell.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:01:32

'Twas in the papers Dulisa has bought a £6m house! I bet she'll have to sell it before long!

nancy75 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:02:12

Much as I hate nanfucker, if he goes tonight what will we do next week?

Buggers, I did one too as no one wanted to. Will HQ delete it?
Anyway, Chowmein and Babyshits bottom 2. I think it'll be a shocker and chowmein will go

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:02:20

Phew just in time. Had to go out last night so missed it all although very much enjoyed reading the thread over a cup of tea in bed this morning. Probably more entertaining......

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:02:25

6m? I do hate her so.
Not so very urban and street, buying a McMansion, issit?

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:02:31

I am refusing to use Christmas smileys until it is a more reasonable time away from Christmas. <stubborn> angry

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:02:47

Uh-oh. Mystery rock and roll legend?
Not Macca?

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:03:04

Nanfucer's staying isn't he?
I feel it in my bones.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:03:18

I want Louis to sing.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:03:25

Did dermot mean to do a jimmy saville voice there

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:03:39

Onoes Fellowship - report it and they will. You should do next week's. Get in there early though cos I can't wait grin

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:03:46

I thought that Sue!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:04:23

I know I didn't like Dulisa's self -promoting arm salute thingy- but i don't like how she stands like she's about to launch into 'I'm a little teapot' either.

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:06

Do they really need to advice people not to vote on +1 or on demand? How stupid are people?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:19

Oh, Fellowship, your title was good! Yes, you should do next week.

Will do Sue
This is cheesier than a cheese feast pizza

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:47

TMI perchance, but tonight am fukkin epilating to tek awa the pain,

Am epilating legs and um, other places.

Boom!

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:47

WINE O CLOCK

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:50

Cardi, very stupid, given that Nanfucker is still in...

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:58

Ooh rod stewart.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:05:59

Isn't this a Springsteen song? Or was it someone else first?
I could be wrong. Can barely recognise it

Oh, Rod. That's not a surprise. They said he'd be on.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:07

That reminds me, we need turkey foil.

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:16

Love the title!! Fear nan fucker might actually win, can you imagine, dear lord....

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:16

Woooooh ROD show these whippersnappers how it is DONE

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:24

Ooh it's Rod.
I love Rod, I do.

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:28

That's a good idea - let PrettyShit do the announcing! As long as the announcement isn;t too long and hard to remember, of course.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:31

All I Want For Christmas Is Nan's Two Front Teeth
to come out

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:44

Show business spangly jacket been wheeled out toi

Ah ha, Rod "album to flog and 30 ex wives to support" Stewart

miniegg1980 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:06:57

Thank you everone for keeping me so entertained! He is now officially referred to as nanfucker in our house smile

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:04

DS2 just gave me hmm face!

nancy75 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:05

Blimey, rod must be hard up, what's he doing on this crap? And why have they suddenly given gormless George a mike, surely he cant stand up & talk both at the same time

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:13

Hmm, is the sound really bad, or is Rod a bit meh tonight?

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:15

Fair point, Louis.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:38

Thing is, nanfucker isn't a joke on Cowell,as he pulls the strings. If he chooses not to support him, he won't have a hope. And they don't get the whole prize up -front like they used to-it's dependent on whether the first album sells. Hence he was able to dump Leon and Matt the hat for not doing the business.

Rod is a bit breathless. Let the man sit downgrin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:48

Rod has another album out - he was on t'wireless last week too.

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:51

What is this song?
I quite like it.

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:52

Alas and alack, not much threadage for me tonight as behind on the Sun night drudgery so husband has had Bright Idea of taping it to watch later hmm

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:07:52

DH just looked up from his laptop and said 'oh dear'...... I think that's a pretty accurate summation of the last 3 minutes.

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:08:04

Rods looking good considering he must be @ 100

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:08:33

Everytime I see the colour of Nanfucker's face, I think I need to adjust my telly box settings!

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:08:54

I AM EPILATING!

pales into insignifigance with this lot

I AM EPILATING!

sailorsgal Sun 02-Dec-12 20:09:00

Is it the final next week?? confused

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:09:06

Ooh, Raah, are you In The Know?

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:09:23

Does Rod have a Xmas album out? I would so buy that.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:09:55

Nah, another one of them covers

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:04

My mam loves nanfucker. Mind you she is 82 and her dp is 55 so maybe she's fancying a change and is hopeful? grin

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:11

No you wouldn't, Lindor. You're just pissing about now.

Definite tmi katie

[Grin] jingle

We use all the names here indoors. Dp is hmm over XFactor though.

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:33

Rod Stewart. I would.

<<<takes bow and leaves>>> smile

sailorsgal Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:36

Isn't Rod supporting about 20 kids now? I soppose he needs the cash. grin

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:38

Rod..do I think you are sexy ?

No, I fucking don't

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:47

Way to go Curious's nan

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:48

Have I entered a parallel universe? Curious, really??

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:10:52

Jingle- nogrinIt's just the way it always goes.And I invest too much time on this shit sort of thing- and have been watching them for too long!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:11:27

So - Christmas album

Last Christmas, You Gave Me Your Nan
Stop the Elderly
Mistletoe and Horlicks
We're Walking With A Frame

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:11:43

I see shitsinger is a weepy drunk. Might look pretty at a party but a major ball ache if you're hosting...

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:11:46

I do wonder if anybody who's voting for Nanfucker will buy his album.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:11:48

Rod looked very pissed off there

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:11:58

Katie WHAT are you epilating?

I'm looking forward to pink. I luffs pink I does.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:12:02

grin <just to annoy cardibach>

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:12:12

Blue Rinse Christmas

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:12:28

That was jahoutoftune

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:12:33

What's the bets shitz has Been On the marching powder?! Or does she have a voddy hip flask??! Praps he hasn't been to sleep since last nights show...

Chowmein was so off key doing At Last you can hear it in the flash back

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:13:03

Tulisa is singing tonight!

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:13:37

Silent Nan

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:13:52

Stairmaster into Christmas

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:12

Oh dear lord dullisa is singing, I use the term loosley

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:20

Someone get the medics for AnyFucker - she's not feeling well. Of COURSE he's sexy!

It's coke, defo coke with shitz.

I won't divulge how I know, but trust me. Bet she can snort it off her finger nail like a pro

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:37

Orange Christmas

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:39

Away in a nursing home?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:46

YEUCH at 'he James Arthured all over it'
The dirty bastard

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:14:59

Every time tulisa sings a puppy dog dies

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:15:05

Thank you for your interest on my epilation, do you really want to know?

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:15:10

Like Tanya turner in footballers wives!! Ha ha!!!

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:15:13

It's my mam not nan. She had me at 38 and I'm 44. My dp is 57 so older than mam's dp grin

I too luffs Pink, and am annoyed that on next years tour she is completely ignoring Scotland!
Did not enjoy angsty rendition of Frankies masterpiece last night either. All in all X Factor has mostly made me grumpy this weekend.

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:15:27

I get really uncomfortable watching nanfucker. What the hell is wrong with his face?

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:01

That Scarlett Johansen advert for D&G perfume is quite sinister isn't it? She sort of sneers and her hair is so shit.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:14

tiredemma, was it you who upset Nanfucker's cousin?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:24

'Fucker, the Snow-nan'

Rocking around the Care Home Tree (with Nan)

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:34

I am very curious Katie.

I know 2stressed I'd have taken dd1 to Glasgow or even Edinburgh.

Dd2 wants the little mix album.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:50

YY Curious. Sneery and smug
And she has weird hair like Andie McPlank in 4 weddings. Like a lampshade.

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 02-Dec-12 20:16:50

What the hell is wrong with his face?

Nothing that a pair of cymbals smeared with nanjuice and clapped round it wouldn't improve!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:17:08

Curious- I always watch that ad, and think she must have really regretted the hair!

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:17:23

Christmas Album continued

It's The Most Wonderful Aid In My Ear

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:17:34

DS1 is just telling me about a girl he knows who wanted a phrase tattooed on her arm like Tulisa has got, but could only think of "hakuna matata" so she went for it!grin

curious it's the way her lip gets caught on her teeth, it looks like she's snarling. Bit of a scary ad. I hate all perfume ads actually.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:06

<sings> "can't stop loving that Nan of mine"

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:09

Do You Hear What I Hear? Eh? EH? Speak UP!

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:13

Yes. It was me. I said on Facebook thtat I was sick to death of watching him shaking like a shitting dog every week.

She told me to show some respect. After someone had replied to my post with " he is a cunt"

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:26

Apols Curious, I've got Nans on the brain nowadays

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:47

I want a tattoo of Simone de Beauvoir's 'One is not born a woman, one becomes one'

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:18:58

'a space-nan came travelling'

Bet his Nan loves Chris De burgh.

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:19:03

She is a nan so she'd do.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:19:13

I think they should put Scarlett around a table with Brad and that 'not going to be who you say I am' man. They can have a Spouting-Bollocks-Off.

Exactly flumps

Ok, snog, marry, avoid

Louis Walsh, Nanfucker, Loue Spencer.

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:19:45

I didn't know I was friends with one of his relatives prior to that obv.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:03

CHRIS DE BURGH!!

He's uncool enough to duet with nanfucker!

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:08

Everyone on my today has posted something good and great.

Ihave nonesuch.

Except for getting a bit shitfacet and epilating and watching shoitefactor!

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:22

Hollie Johnstone!! James sounded so lame there, not impressed at all!

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:26

I feel so guilty but chowmein irritates me.

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:43

Nan Aid

Its Christmastime, there Nan need to be afraid

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:44

Shut the fuck up, Nanfucker

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:20:50

a BIT shitfacet? grin
You safe with that thing?

Mistletoe and Nan

AllSnowballsAndNoKnickers Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:09

Ok, snog, marry, avoid

Louis Walsh, Nanfucker, Loue Spencer

Any chance you could just shoot me instead?

curlypoo Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:10

I fucking hate fucking fucking nan fucker

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:15

Ooh, Emma, are you likely to be seeing her? That could be a frosty Christmas lunch!

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:26

Incidentally, people keep going on about Chow Mein's story - I seem to have managed to filter it all out. What exactly is his story that is making people vote in such numbers? I have watched almost every round, but can;t seem to summon up the concentration to find out his back story!

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:35

DS1 said Nanfucker looks like a baked bean!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:21:36

Dullisa <stabby>

She is so shit. How young, young young is she now, anyway?

Snog Louie spencer. Marry Louis Walsh, Avoid Nantucket like the plague.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:01

I used to quite like Chris de Burgh. In 1979.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:06

I don't like this is. And is it urban or just shit

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:22

24. She looks older.

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:24

Who will duet with nanfucker? my money is on Daniel o'donnell

BOFingSanta Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:25

Good lord, what is this whiny trash?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:27

Why has she got her hood up?

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:27

Is she trying to be CCole?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:36

Her mouth looks like she's miming but she still sounds shit.

My ds loves Dullisa. But he is 4, so he'll grow out of it.

At least she's not doing a Cole

Fucking autocorrect nanfucker obviously.

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:22:45

No. Just used to work with her.

Here is the one with the ' Ibiza tune'. Dullisa.

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:02

Just shit Raahh

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:07

Tena Lady in Red

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:18

I'd snog Spencer for the lulz, Marry Louis for the money and push NanFucker off a cliff grin

This is tedious, innit?

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:20

Who are ya? Who are ya? who are ya?!!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:25

Jesus, singing down her nose here

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:28

Gah make her stop

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:31

"I can't stay inside of you"?

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:33

Oh GOd she is totally shit. SHe wouldn;t have got through auditions, and the competition wasn't that stiff...

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:36

Cardi
extremely abusive father. Absolute horror till his mum escaped. Then his brother died (was that suicide?)

Oh, Dulisa. Wearing the hood thing doesn't make you urban cool. It makes you look like you've got Nan's anorak on.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:44

nah- maybe she is jut worried she might get rained on like Rhianna did last week!

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:45

oh god it is shite!

BOFingSanta Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:47

I think Chowmein's story is that he had to work in Asda and comb his mum's wigs. sad

miniegg1980 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:23:56

Does having her hoody up make it urban?

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:24:10

She's like a young Madonna without the tunes. Or the moves.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:24:26

All in the pleather. What's with the hood? Cold out I spose.

She's like a little Jo Frost. Made it her own, and it'll stay her own. No bugger be covering that shit.

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:24:40

Brother jumped off gas cylinder at a metal works after his dad was released from prison. Very sad.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:24:53

This goes on, doesn't it?

I'd rather listen to Dappy.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:04

God she's bad. The judges can never sing as well as the contestants, can they?

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:10

Being back Cheryl Cole. At least with the dancing you could be distracted from the shit singing and/or shit tune. No such luck here.

<also adding drum beat does not make something urban>

MissMogwi Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:11

Liz Macdonald called. She wants her wardrobe back.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:12

Her voice sounds distorted like they are polishing it somehow or she is singing along to a backing track

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:19

She's just singing out her drunken Tweets, isn't she?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:28

Why is tulisa sticking notes down her nose, she is squeezing notes down via her fucking nostrils....
Sorry as you were had to share that grin

I have re-wound her to watch the face this time.......

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:28

Aswe say in Nottingham: WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA? WHO ARE YA?

cardibach Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:29

Ta, Merry. Not sure how I have managed to avoid knowing despite watching every second of the shit.

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:30

ankle boots make her legs looks like tree trunks.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:25:35

Cardi his dad was very violent towards his mother, he slashed her with knives and burnt her with a blow torch. He was eventually sent to prison for domestic violence and the rape of a woman. Jahmene tried to commit suicide but his brother saved him, his brother did kill himself.sad

At this rate, we should form a group and enter next year. We'd bloody win.

I did win Pontins under 18s talent show in1999

Rather than on her knees, on her knees, eh Dermot?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:26:20

Alright there Katie? grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:26:37

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

It is sung by cats, apparently. Can't sound worse than Nanfucker.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:26:44

Anyone voting yet?

I'm not....

lemontruffles Sun 02-Dec-12 20:26:50

Emerging from land of lurking

Plz please not nanfucker.

PleSe

This plea is supported by my ds3 aged 13 - he is young. Plz don't let my young ds down.....

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:26:51

I won a karaoke competition once. I sang "stand by your man" ( this is true. )

I voted for James.

BirdwithinaBird Sun 02-Dec-12 20:27:35

Think she will be voted out tonight, makes Nan look jamazing.

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:27:54

I voted James last night Not

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:27:57

Cannot listen to life stories, I have read it, it's sad....not good viewing for me

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:28:44

Not stand by your Nan?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:29:24

No way am I wasting my phone bill - it's a new line, I am never using it, at Turlesa had the good grace to look fucking mortified.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:29:26

Here is the song for Nanfucker:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dPQK2K-QnTA&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DdPQK2K-QnTA

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:29:37

i can't believe she ever gave out about rylan's singing. at least he admitted he was crap and had a point that he was doing a lot of dancing that normally performers would lip sinc to.

I did a Louise Nursing song
I beat my cousin. None of my Mums side has spoken to me since. Including my Mum.
I only won a trophy.
Cousin came back pregnant though which wasn't my fault obviously

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:30:42

I'm dreaming of a White-haired Christmas

blondiep14 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:31:05

SuePurbly, just spat my cuppa out at 'no bugger be covering that shit' !

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:31:05

Yeah she is a slapper.

<judges everyone by looks + voice>

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:31:45

Oh no! I can't watch the sad bit!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:32:13

oh, sneaky, making the winner's single a charidee one.sad

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:32:15

What is this bit ?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:33:10

Well i am glad some good is coming out of all this shit and the charity will get some money.
Poor, poor family sad

mosschops30 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:33:25

I dont understand what im watching?

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:33:37

How on earth did they (simon cowell) decide on this charity bit?

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:33:55

sad

This is rotten isn't it? Poor people.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:34:07

It is this year's charity, mme- was last year's as well, iircc. But instead of doing a separate one, they are using the winner's single.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:34:26

Oh wow this is depressing shit why did I not records it and ffwd sad bits.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:34:42

Missed dulisa putting a big pot of soup on to cook, why am I back to dying children?

Fair lowered the fun factor in the rj towers living room, it has sad

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:34:56

Happy, smiley little girl!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:35:05

poor little girl..... is this the x factor?

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:35:25

I am happy to donate directly to the charity. Hope they raise lots of money.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:35:27

Jakers, put the poor family in the front row for Dullisa? That's not kind.

Sobbing as i watch now.....................No one should have to have a funeral plan for their child let alone bury their child................My Jack would have been 18 soon....................sad

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 02-Dec-12 20:36:09

Jahmene gets my vote. So sad what he has gone through. sad He is a gentle soul with an amazing voice and I hope he wins. Good to see him growing in confidence each week.

Tulisa singing was just hideous.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:36:20

Ooh! That violinist was taken by surprise!

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:36:45

bet you simon cowell thought "shit better make it a charity single to make sure it goes to number one if nanfucker gets through". he can't have a repeat of the Leon/ rage against the machine debacle.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:36:47

(((((Hugs))))) Lottiexxxx

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:37:08

Lottie (((hugs)))

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:37:09

Didn't pink have a baby about five minutes ago? Why is she not looking saggy and sleep deprived?
snot fair.

Tiredmumno1 Sun 02-Dec-12 20:37:22

The little girl is adorable, that had me in tears sad

tiredemma Sun 02-Dec-12 20:37:33

Friend from work has just posted on my FB wall "wouldn't let that Maloney one near my nan would you???"

Can't even answer in case his cousin sees it and reprimands me again.

MissMogwi Sun 02-Dec-12 20:38:27

I like Pink, but as Louis would say she's like a young Bridget Nielson.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:38:28

Oh you can tiredemma
Tis your DUTY.

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:38:44

Pink is amazing. I love her voice.

When she brings out a new single, you recognise it immediately when it is played on the radio. That's the XFactor.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:38:59

Tell the cousin to come on here and explain herself.

I like Pink. She looks like she'd kick ya arse though.

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:21

Emma
PM her a link to this thread

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:27

This song is very tedious too.
yay Pink and all, but yawn. she's almost as Yawnsome as her mini-me Emilieieie Sande.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:35

Oh dear lottie sad bad bad programme with bloody triggers <sigh>

Whats with Pink, my crappy magazines said she was fat? Where? Oh that was 3 weeks ago....

<attempts to find final bit of x factor watchable>

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:37

So sorry Lottie. <unMNetty hug>

Also sobbing here as pregnant and terrified will either lose another one or there will be something wrong.....

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:38

I don't think Chowmein used his story in the auditions either, it came out later in the press.
Unlike Nanfucker and his non existent nerves (what happened to them, eh?) and his Nan.
Creepy bastard.

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 02-Dec-12 20:39:54

Hah! Tulisa this is how you nail that singing malarkey.

Remind me why nanfucker is a nanfucker smile

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:09

she did have a baby. in fairness she did say that she ballooned and has been very slowly and laboriously working it off, she hopes to be back to what she was next year but says by that time she'll probably be up the duff again and gorgeing on cheesecake.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:16

I like Emiliaeaeaea Sandes whatever her name is, well, one song.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:20

Lottie- ((hugs))

I totally support the charity- but I don't like it being used this way. It's like saying- oi, if you don't buy the winner's single you aren't being supportive. I'd rather they did a separate song- it's more honest.

sue her baby is 18mo, same as my DS.
I, however am still saggy and sleep deprived.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:31

Ooh and the serious business begins soon.

Darn my potato wedges aren't ready yet.

bellechristmas Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:35

Love love love Pink.
Glad she didn't do the upside down splits though, sick of seeing her bits!

tired send her a link. And tell her she should be apologising on behalf of her whole family

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:41

Actually YES LadyB, how come he is no longer shaking like a shitting dog as tiredemma has it?
He all blase now. I smell a rat. or a Kevin the Gerbil.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:40:59

No Jahmene didn't use his story, the press leaked it, he didn't want it to come out AFAIR.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:41:00

I think they should win an X-Factor Pencil.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:41:31

Mine is 6. Still saggy and sleep deprived here.
Well, she looks good, sez I.

SoleSource Sun 02-Dec-12 20:41:36

Pink shoud win

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:41:53

Is that actual one direction on the telly heads tonight?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:42:09

Right don't let x factor make you cry you still have next week to get through, I won't have my Sky+ then so I advise record and FFWD sad bits, no idea why I am wake tonight.

I just tried to ffwd live TV confused

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:42:09

Another pretentious perfume ad. Bunch of arse.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:42:23

Or a Max Factor Eye Pencil. Or some sweets.

sue Kevin the gerbil was a legend

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:43:15

I'd gladly give to the charity but would rather eat my own shit than buy a nanfucker single.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:43:29

An x-factor propelling pencil.
Was years before I realised it wan't a flying pencil. sad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:43:42

Jesus, Spice girls. They all look rough in those vids - most of 'em look younger now. Did we all look that crap in the 90s? I fear so.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:44:14

I still look a bit shit now.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:44:18

Do you think we should contact the charity and ask them to set up an alternative JustGiving page? grin

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:44:27

If Nanfucker wins I think he should get a bag of Werthers Originals.

Yes tis the Wand Erection.
Why do tv sets not blow up when you want them to and rid the world of a shit boyband all in one go

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:44:43

quazxc- precisely. Could massively backfiresad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:44:56

Oh, I look worse. At least they got better - even Mad Geri.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:45:04

My dentist of offering Botox. Is this normal?

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:45:20

Ha ha line!!

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:45:25

Right, reading this thread I've deduced that I haven't missed much so I'm just going to watch from now

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:45:31

is offering ffs. Shakey shitty hands here.

Me too jingle

What is that song on the jadore Dior ad? It's bugging me.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:07

Surely jahmene has got to win.

Even though my iPad keeps correcting his name to jasmine.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:19

Oh, NanFucker is doing it for the public. Can we ask him to stop then?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:23

You're not doing it for me you orange cunt.

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:26

Yes I work for a dentist who does Botox

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:32

Gossip - standing in the way of control, terra.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:34

I like the j'adore song have for weeks....

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:46:40

You are NOT the public choice. At least not the sane ones (or those of working age...)

No, you are not doing it for the public, Nanfucker. If you did anything for the public, it would be to drown in fake tan.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:47:23

Let's have a protest, Bella

NOT IN MY NAME, NANFUCKER. NOT IN MY NAME.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:47:39

<Notes down Fanjo's details for later>

Cheers Rhonda.

Now, back to business nanfucker to get gone.

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:47:47

Eeeek!

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:47:50

I'm not sure of the name of the song terra but it sounds like beth ditto from the gossip to me.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:06

I think Babyshits and Chowmein in the bottom.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:07

Wow I want a Botoxing Dentist is the price the same though? For one nice too the it is £1,000

Oh James is singing something about his DNA.... thought that was little mixtures

Oh judge Dred time

<hides behind cushion and a cat>

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:08

I've had pickled onion monster munch.

nanfucker to go methinks? hopes

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:14

I hate it when he says he's the public choice.
Don't blame me you orange bastard.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:16

I feel sick!

I just know Nanfucker is going through!

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:24

Please please please let Nanfucker go out tonight.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:38

<chains self to railings outside Iceland>

Could they not find babyshits jackets that fit their arms?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:57

GET NANFUCKER OUT blush

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:48:59

Oh no, no bottom two?
Babyshits out then sad

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:18

Please nan to go, please....

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:23

oh ya fucker.... wee fright...

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:25

ok. I can live with James.

OUT Nanfucker, OUT.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:25

Oh the tension.

I loathe that James Arthur too you know.

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:49

Bollocks

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:54

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:56

Oh I cannot listen.... OH MY FUCK

MissMogwi Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:57

FOR FUCKS SAKE

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:49:57

God, more angsty shite from Pinhead

HAH! I knew it. He's a winner. A shitty orange winner.

FUCK OFF

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:00

No fucking way! Did you hear the audience?

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:02

Fuck fuck fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOFUCK NIOOOO

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:06

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooooooo and thrice nooooooooooooooooo

KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:07

Booing in the audience there.

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:07

James through - Thank fuck!

CHRISTOPHER?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:09

Told you!

Un fucking believable!

VivaLeBeaver Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:12

It's a bloody stitch up isn't it.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:13

For FUCKS SAKE!

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:16

Hrumph

Bingo halls empty again tonight then

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:19

No. Fucking. Way!!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:26

Terra- it's 'heavy cross' by Gossip (Beth Ditto)

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:32

YES!

Flumpyflumps Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:34

Nooooooooo!!!!

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:35

is there no sing off?

KatieSantaPawskitty Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:36

fuck a nan!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:50:41

I hate this crap, he CANNOT SING HE JUST SHAKES, poor wee boys...sad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:00

<preens in rightness>

Poor Babyshits. No hope for them. Unless Wand Erection explode or summat.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:07

Sorry - we3 is right about the song, I'm a doughball.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:28

FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING HELL.

NANFUCKING BASTARDING CUNT.

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:37

I won't miss them if I'm honest, I usually find that I've 'wandered off' when they're on.

Nice lads though

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:48

Theres something really really wrong here, reckon he's shagging Simon Cs nan!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:56

Someone explain what's happened to PrettyShit. He has no clue.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:51:57

Aww, the babyshits knew they were going.

Poor George- he's out on his ear after the tourgrin

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:52:09

The gay one looks like his head is thatched.

Ladies. The time has come to accept.
Nanfucker will win.

*wipes away stray tear at death of music in general, and smashes radio on anticipation

Gah, I hate that horrible orange shaking weirdy wan. Who in the name of baby cheeses is voting for him?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:52:45

Right come on ladies this thread is making me giggle..

Could any more of us get over--bored--interested and say

'FUCK NO' anymore that was proper funny! imo

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:52:45

Funny how they sounded so much better at judges' houses.

LightHousekeeping Sun 02-Dec-12 20:52:46

What a load of shite. I'm not bloody surprised though.

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:53:11

That's made me inhale almost a whole large bar of turkish delight. I had to do it to feel happy.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:53:39

Oh wee shame wee boys signing, shall have a wee dance for poor useless guys except one who can string a note/tune

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:53:50

The waistcoaty one doesn't think they have WON does he???

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:53:59

Twitter is full of

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's!

MissMogwi Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:01

Bit mean making the poor feckers sing now. I'd love them to see their arses and throw their mikes, flicking the v's and mooning.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:14

Just had to come on to this thread to vent how angry I am.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:30

Bless 'em. Bless their saggy trousers and funny hair. Bless the fact they're all about 25 and only pretend to be 17.

Ah thanks we3 & Rhonda, getting them both on iTunes smile

Nanfucker has got to go first next week surely.

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:44

I think the world will carry on spinning despite the loss of the 'next big boy band'.....

<do we even need another boy band? Did we need the first boy band?>

However Nanfucker is not good. The only way I can see him not winning now is if Gala have a free night. Oh well, at least we'll all have something to talk about next week. Can't wait I see which minor C list singer is bribed to stand next to him and preten to duet with him.....

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:49

PrettyShit just nearly fell off the stage!

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:49

Do you think nanfucker's nan is orange as well, with rosy cheeks, like a nice ripe slice of Edam?

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:56

No he's just pissed, did anyone see him almost fall off there? Reckon he's been in shitz dressing room before the show.

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:57

Did you know Rylan's touring with Spraggers? Did a gig together at G.A.Y.

Twitter will go down if he wins. It'll explode

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 20:54:59

Ah, they do seem like nice young men.

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 20:55:12

This is the end of the X Factor as we know it sad
The loons have taken over the asylum.

qazxc Sun 02-Dec-12 20:55:32

i think that the charity should refuse to associated with nanfucker.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:55:33

It's gorra be Cilla singing with nanfucker.

Medal Sun 02-Dec-12 20:55:43

Bless waistocoaty one......he has no expression other than vacuous grin......

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:55:52

Bubleshit will be fine solo
Quiffy shit will be fine and angsty
Duckarseshit will join another group and have a minor hit
PrettyDimShit will get a special certificate.

rhondajean Sun 02-Dec-12 20:56:08

If jahmene doesn't win I'm going to protest somehow.

Everyone will be out, looking at their mates, neighbours and grans. Thinking was it you who voted for Nanfucker.

I can see whole families falling out in anger.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 20:56:42

Oh fuck off Nanfucker! He always goes on!

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Sun 02-Dec-12 20:56:48

Why does everyone call him nanfucker btw?

My DGM hates him. smile

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 20:56:53

We need to get Gala to do a BOGOF evening next week. Anyone know someone who works there? Who can we bribe?

Medal Sun 02-Dec-12 20:56:59

Newcomer to here and sorry for asking, I haven't been able to work out why is he called Nanfucker?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:07

It'll be like the Bush election all over again.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:19

He really loves his Nan. He does everything for her.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:22

Sorry final comment, THAT GUY IS NOT HUMAN! Nanfucker orange cruise singer guy.....

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:32

Lol at James, Chowmein AND Dermie all doing their best to avoid bodily contact with Nanfucker

orangeone Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:52

Right back on with normal sane life.... See you all next week ladies. Pleasure as ever.

babbas Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:52

Nanlover. Hahaaaa

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:56

We call him NanFucker because we always have nicknames for all of them and that is his. Because we thought he loved his nan a leeetle too much.

SchroSawMummyRidingSantaClaus Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:58

Ahhh, thanks. smile

KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn Sun 02-Dec-12 20:57:59

Dh says that there will be hundreds of thousands of old ladies in fuel poverty this winter having spent all their money on the X Factor phone lines...

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:01

and ALL THE NANNIES are voting...angry

FanjoTimeMammariesAndWine Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:05

Love how james and jahmene were hugging and christopher was standing on his own

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:12

Worst final line up EVER

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:12

I think giggling George spoilt it for Union J. He acted like he was six years old. Needs to go away and grow up.

Can't believe Christopher has made it to the final 3. Gary Barlow must be voting for him on speedial. Maybe that is why he looks so tired. He was very red eyed last night.

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:17

NanF will duet with nan from Benidorm

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:18

He is covered with ancient love juices.

merry I've just near on choked on a pringle

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 20:58:47

Weren't they Greeny?
I bet he smells funny. That biscuit fake tan smell, with Kouros and top notes of desperation.

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 21:00:16

Well on the whole, that was enormously disappointing.

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:00:29

His breath smells of custard creams and fixodent sad

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 21:00:36

Her with the shorts looking keen on Xtra.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:00:52

I wouldn't want any bodily contact with Nanfucker, either TBH!

What has Flack done to her hair, and did someone yak down her top?
Shes an awful person. Ignorant biatch.

PotPourri Sun 02-Dec-12 21:01:13

Who are they going to sing with then?
James - Ed Sheeran
Jahmene- Beyonce or Jennifer Hudson
Christopher - Celine Dion or Jane MacDonald

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Sun 02-Dec-12 21:01:50

So what poor sod has to duet with Nanfucer next week?
I bet they're all out drawing straws as we speak, crying 'We used to have credibility'.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:01:53

She'll be with one of them before long Sue!

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 21:02:04

So, some poor booker has to now dust off the list of nan-friendly singer to due with Cardiac Chris.

Shame Bill Tarmey is no longer with us.

Just think, one more week and one of babyshits could've been her new boyfriend

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 21:03:08

Nanfucker and Celine Dion - they could get Gillian McKeith in for that because they look and sound the same to me.

Right I'm off to try my lovely new bed before both the dcs get in it and I end up in one of their sodding beds instead

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:03:53

It was in the papers that Gary has to sing with Nanfucker because no one 'cool' wants to!

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:03:57

They might be able to persuade Mickey Bubbles to do it?

LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 21:04:53

St Winifred's School Choir might be available?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 02-Dec-12 21:04:57

No-one wants to duet with Nanfucker. Career suicide. Even Barry hates him--probably--grin

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:06:00

Donny Osmond, Jimmy Osmond.....Marie? Erm...Dudley Osmond?

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 21:06:31

The Krankies?
Canon & Ball?
Roger de Courcey and Nooky Bear?
Des O'Connor?

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 21:06:36

Limahls out of the jungle, they can smash 'too shy shy'..

Wow Katherine J's a brilliant actress hmm

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:07:04

Robbie Williams might do it...he is so far up Gary Barlow's arse it could just happen

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 21:07:15

Is she on Xtra? Wondered last week whether she'd be paired with Nanfucker!

namechangecity Sun 02-Dec-12 21:07:56

Who is Spraggers?

I don't drink but have really opened a bottle of wine after tonight's vote!

signed by disgusted of London

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 21:08:07

Yeah, Apeface will do it. He completely scene-steals when he duets anyway, and not in a good way.

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:08:35

Gary just said on the Xtra Factor that Nanfucker was so nervous last night he was being sick! The crowd were laughing! Everytime he mentioned Nanfucker's nerves the crowd laughed, so Gary shut up!grin

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:08:37

Yy Robbie would do it in an 'ironic' way

Little and Large?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 21:09:11

That's funny MsElle, his performances have that effect on me too.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:09:20

if Robbie did it, I wouldn't think it "ironic" grin

Jellykat Sun 02-Dec-12 21:09:26

No not on Xtra, just cant be arsed to turn channel over.. (no remote)

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sun 02-Dec-12 21:10:41

Right ladies, I'm off up the wooden hills.

Mwah mwah.

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:10:57

More 'chronic'

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:11:38

Night all, see u next week

GreenyEyes Sun 02-Dec-12 21:12:29

u?

U?

I meant 'you' of course blush

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:18:34

Duets next week are

Jahmene and James - Shitsinger

Nanfucker- Gary

PotPourri Sun 02-Dec-12 21:19:45

Not after the mess he made of Michael Buble though- surely not. Mind you, it woudl atleast make it palatable to watch as I lurve him....

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:20:15

eh ?...there is a 3some there

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:21:19

I presume they are doing it individually with Nicole, but they are singing with their mentors.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sun 02-Dec-12 21:23:51

Why doesn't Dullisa sing with one?
not that I want her to, you understand.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:26:43

ah, I see...the mentor thing

then it has to be Gary and Shit coked up singer

CuriousMama Sun 02-Dec-12 21:26:50

Lucy Spraggan = Spraggers. She's big mates with Rylan and they're gigging together.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:27:30

what would have happened if UnionJ got through ? A duet with Louis ?

MsElleTow Sun 02-Dec-12 21:29:52

That would have been funny, AnyFucker!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Sun 02-Dec-12 21:30:49

Just goes to show...the show is all a set-up

But don't let that spoil our piss-taking pleasure ! grin

PotPourri Sun 02-Dec-12 21:33:04

Ah, so that is why they were in a state when Ella went cos then Tulisa couldn't duet with her.

Thing is, Nicole would have been better matched to her, and Tulisa to James...

NewGirlInTown Sun 02-Dec-12 23:20:19

Is the whole of Liverpool voting for that tosser just because he is from Liverpool? How deluded.can't they see they will be tainted for having produced such a vile creature?
Will never forgive Barlow for picking him
He looks like a serial killer, painted orange!

BOFingSanta Sun 02-Dec-12 23:26:05

No, I promise they're not grin

I think it's a campaign to destabilise Cowell and his Evil Empire.

MerryLindor Sun 02-Dec-12 23:56:52
LineRunner Sun 02-Dec-12 23:57:48

Brilliant.

Oi watch it with the Robbie bashing. I'm his future wife he just doesn't know it yet wink
I would've loved Rylan to stay as Rob would've duetted with him, it would've been hilar.

It's not fair to make James and Chowmein sing with Shitz. Can you imagine her and Chowmein trying to out Mariah each other? confused I bet she wears a leather number when she sings with James, to look edgy. Mind you, at least James will sound amazing teamed with that daft bint.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Mon 03-Dec-12 12:54:34

I think you'll find Bazza is his future wife. Or Jane Goodall.

sad

qazxc Mon 03-Dec-12 14:16:33

in fairness newgirl gary didn't pick him, but he should at least have decency to look embarrassed to be lumbered with him, especially considering the fuss he was kicking up about Rylan.

I think I like James just a tad more after this legendary Twitter ruck

Vote James! smile

Or he will fuck you up, apparently

I was so grin grin when i read about James and he whos name i refuse to type!!! I loathe hwnirtt! angry

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 10:22:26

Great, weren't it ? hope it wasn't a publicity stunt

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Tue 04-Dec-12 12:31:17

Well I've just watched Jahmene on This Morning and he is so lovely.
He was talking about dv, he's now the new Ambassador for children for Womens's Aid.
And his mum is a staunch supporter and works for the cause.
So I'm not saying anything mean about him this week and may even vote for him.
And he didn't use any of his story for the pity vote, he was outed by the tabloids.

They are both lovely (although I'm not a great fan of Jahmene's style, but he's talented).

Sadly though, Nanfucker's Glory appears to be a done deal.

I've prepped my house for this by smashing every radio in the place, and removing the radio app from my phone. Save yourselves people, save yourselves.

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 16:59:51

I hadn't read any of the stuff about Jahmene. I cried and cried. Awful.

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 17:00:46

I'll cry when Nanfucker wins too. But for very different reasons.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 17:06:12

Whatever Jahmene's story, it doesn't mean he should win the competition. He reminds me of Michael Jackson, not in a good way. James Arthur has the most talent, IMO

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 04-Dec-12 17:12:27

Fair fucks to Pinhead for bringing up Wanker Boyle's disablist comments.

I hope Chowmein wins, but he will sink without trace anyway I fear. NanFucker will triumph though, we know this.

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 17:12:33

I'm not saying that though. Just that he's genuinely had a hard life.

LadyBeagleBaublesandBells Tue 04-Dec-12 17:13:03
AnyFuckerForAMincePie Tue 04-Dec-12 17:15:27

I know BOF. It does seem these sob stories are trotted out to pull on heartstrings though...it pisses me off. I need to not watch the programme, not watch tv, not read any newspapers or magazines and use no social networking websites really, don't I ? smile

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 04-Dec-12 17:23:03

Urgh, awful <sniffs>
Much better to sit here typing the same thing grin wink

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 17:28:27

LadyB, that is FUNNY grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 04-Dec-12 17:53:40

Oho, I meant to say. We were speculating on the FB whether PALFHK was greater than CMLFHN. I'd say it's about evens?

BOFingSanta Tue 04-Dec-12 18:19:57

I'd say so. At the moment, PA is busy with a girlfriend, isn't he? So maybe Nanfucker is edging it at the moment.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 04-Dec-12 18:21:55

YY. And PA only has PALFHK for TWO children. Or is it three?
Whereas CMLFHN is for MANY old ladies. So prap stronger.

CuriousMama Tue 04-Dec-12 22:16:23

That screamy woman needs to find herself a life! shock How very sad.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 08:01:57

Who was doing the Fred? <impatient>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 09:24:19

Morning Sue-I am looking forward to this. On the online voting stats, Pinhead was way ahead, and Nanfucker, very last. But I get the feelingthe sort of people who would vote on an online poll, are no the Nans that squander their pension on the phone vote. I really hope he goes out tonight.

In other news, thank you for advising me to use this name, as I have been short listedshock (think Hec's going to win--shameless plug for votesgrin--

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 09:25:03

I really need to get my laptop keyboard fixed!

MerryLindor Sat 08-Dec-12 15:03:17

Oh I missed the twitter spat. Loved that James called him on his disibility jokes (wtf does my phone change that to didibility??)

MissMogwi Sat 08-Dec-12 15:08:07

Checking in early. I've got a horrible feeling NF will win you know. confused

He's appeared on local news this week, was bloody 'orrible knowing he was nearer.

JingleBellaTheGymnast Sat 08-Dec-12 15:16:04

Fellowship was going to do a thread. Excited.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 16:31:25

According to a rumour on twitter, these are the songs the winners are supposed to be singing(don't know if they are really singing them,given how hard they've worked to avoid song spoilers leaking all season).

Jahmene: Let It Be (The Beatles)
James Arthur: Impossible (Shontelle)
Chris Maloney: The Reason (Hoobastank)”

Hoobastank

I like this and really can't imaging Nanfucker singing it allangry. Well, i can. And it will be crap.

MsElleTow Sat 08-Dec-12 16:36:51

Nanfucker has been walking around with a sign saying "voice on rest" according to the Mirror!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 16:49:49

grrr. He is horrible. Hopefully it's a very long rest. He has been all over the local news, first with his 'homecoming' concert ( they actually found people under 75 to say they loved him --bunged them a fiver--). Now, he's obviously in Manchester. I am 10 miles from the city centre, but the knowledge he is so close makes me uneasygrin.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 17:02:00

I don't know if the duets are tonight or tomorrow- but if the rumours are true that Nanfucker with sing 'Rule the World' with Barry(which since the Olympics has taken on new meanings for a lot of people then that alone is a reason to make sure he doesn't get through to tomorrow!

Vote Pinhead!
Vote Chowmein!
vote for me in the Christmas namechange comp

SAY NO! TO NANFUCKER!

MsElleTow Sat 08-Dec-12 17:08:21

Raahh I feel sorry for you being so close to him, I couldn't be! It makes me feel uneasy being on the same planet as him tbh!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 17:11:17

I haven't slept all week--not really-- grin.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 17:32:22

Did you see them making a dogs dinner of Silent Night with Shiny Dave?
Gawd but it was painful

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 17:36:25

no- thank goodnessgrin

I wonder what classic Christmas song they will each choose to massacre?

Woe betide any of them, if they choose 'O Holy Night'grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 17:42:45

It was all over the news. Shiny Dave turned on the lights. Chowmein warbled. Pinhead was pretentious. NanFucker looked as if he was actually giving birth to the baby jeebus himself, such was the piety and strain of his expression as he sang.
The utter cunt.

MsElleTow Sat 08-Dec-12 17:46:44

I managed to miss that on purpose Sue!

Who saw NanFucker on Loose Women? All the presenters were giving out presents to each other, Jane McDonald's was NanFucker's face in a bauble, wishing her a Merry Christmas and thanking her for all her support! She proclaimed her love and told him to win it!

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 17:49:31

ROAR at his face on a bauble. It might look normal.

MissMogwi Sat 08-Dec-12 17:52:51

I might get one, I bet that would keep the bloody cat out of the tree. angry

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 17:57:03
we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 17:59:49

Hopefully it was not a shatterproof bauble.

TBH, I don't really want Pinhead or Chow to win, from a singing point of view. At a push,I prefer Pinny. But ooh,the drama.

Keep up the

NANFUCKER NANFUCKER OUT! OUT! OUT! vibes, everyone.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 18:01:32

I've seen that posted onfb, with one of those Asda 'whoops! reduced to75p' stickers on it grin

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 18:03:48

I'm Team Chowmein. Cannot stand his singing, but I dislike Pinhead more (Boyle Bashing excluded) and obvs no to NanFucker.

But a small part of me wants NanF to win <cackles>

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 08-Dec-12 18:04:30

*It was all over the news. Shiny Dave turned on the lights. Chowmein warbled. Pinhead was pretentious. NanFucker looked as if he was actually giving birth to the baby jeebus himself, such was the piety and strain of his expression as he sang.
The utter cunt.*

Sue, you have summed up my sentiments exactly. Are you me?

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 18:08:21

I dunno <prods self>
I don't think so.

Ooooo, maybe I am finally The Voice of Reason <bounces>. Who knew it would take NanFucker to make me the Moufpiece of da People?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 08-Dec-12 18:14:57

People are wanting NF to win as a 2 fingers up to Cowell- but Cowell has the power to have the last laugh. He will have no part in promoting his act,or future album. There will be no follow up single. No-one else will sign him because he is a joke- who hasn't realised he's been kept this long to piss off Cowell. Who is raking it in due to phone vote proceeds.

has clearly wasted too much time thinking about this

Good evening, I will be thinking up a worthy thread title for you all shortly smile

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Sat 08-Dec-12 18:17:53

Oh, I think he will win. And yes, Mingehead/ITV1 must be having their highest voting ever. When it drops to two (I think NF and PH), the phone lines will be crazy.

Done the thread grin
I think the candyfloss I inhaled had earlier is effecting my brain.

MsElleTow Sat 08-Dec-12 18:27:26

I saw that CD picture on Fb too, but it had a "can't give it away" sticker on it!grin

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