X Factor Results! Will it be a fat full milk with extra vanilla free cornflake for all? Or something that makes actual sense?

(432 Posts)
SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 18:04:51

Who can tell?

I am going with Chowmein and Rylan at the bottom tonight. And will be sticking fingers in my ears throughout Rhianna.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 18:14:44

Actually, I'd forgotten about this genius media campaign
NanFucker could be in trouble. I'll go with NanFucker and Rylan. Who is sick <poor lamb> Could a cynical person say so he cannot sing off? Who? Who would say that? <innocent face>

I love the description of the 'attack' btw: 'his eyes glowed red'. And we've all seen that, twenty feet high.

tittytittyhanghang Sun 25-Nov-12 18:18:19

Can i ask whats more important, singing abilities or the 'x' factor as they are mutually exclusive for some contestants smile

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 18:32:58

If ever we are fortunate enough to see nanfucker ending up in the bottom two,would he survive against all but rylan?

I really hope they pull a stunt and get rid of Nanfucker and his Evil Red Eyed self.

How funny that he chose Fernando. Someone at X Factor had a sense of humor...

Chowmeim was pants last night, and who did her outfit, the Jeremy Kyle show dressers?

Here I am like a heaping saucer of Cheerios swimming in single cream! What times it on btw ?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 19:10:32

I agree - Rylan and Nanfucker bottom two but could well be Nanfucker that survives. There is a chance that Chow Mein could end up in the bottom two but if he were pitched against either Rylan or NFucker I think he'd be safe.
I have a bag of fun sized maltesers on standby. Am not going to be chocolate-less yet again.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 19:10:46

Nanfucker and Rylan I say.

Nanfucker had definitely had his day, they did a right job on him last night.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:19:15


I cannot wait for tonight's show!

Also seconding Rylan and Nanfuckster in the bottom two with Nan to go.

Or, Rylan will have fewest votes and Chris will decline going through to the semi-final in a shocking turn of events, meaning Rylan can live the dream for one more week.

Hope Shitz isn't on too much of a comedown.

Glad it wasn't just me hmm over how obvious it was that Shitz had hoovered up a fair amount of Columbia's finest Marching Powder....

I would love to see that happen katie

I really love Nicole. From now on I'm going to use cereal analogies in every facet of my life, both private and personal. Like a sugar puff bobbing in a glass of water.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 19:33:38

It would actually make my year if Rylan and Nanfucker are in the bottom 2 and Nanfucker goes home! I think Nanfucker would explode!

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:35:05

Good concept Geraldine

Maybe you should get on Twitter and send that message out on a 'Tweet-abix'


grin that's not bad. Like a bowl of porridge studded with the sweaty nuggets of nanfuckers desire for fame.

Yes! I'm early enough to join the thread this week! <waves and offers mojitos around for good will>
I think it'll be rigged so that NFucker will win, as they're all too scared he'll go on a rampage if he's vote off. Something about him makes me scared he'll crawl out of the tv a la The Ring confused
I think a campaign should be started to get Rylan to win, getting Rage Against the Machine to number one didn't sink the X Factor ship, but Rylan winning it might grin

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:45:09

And the not dry, not soggy, just soft, spongy remains of his ego.

A bitter reminder of the songs he has murdered, week after week.

The man is a cereal killer.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 19:48:00

Mingehead is going to drop Nanfucker even if he does win! And if you scroll down, Nanfucker accuses Dulisa of bullying him!

JustFabulous Sun 25-Nov-12 19:48:10

Did you really not understand Nicole's point? To me it was very obvious.

Reminds me of Eric Cantona's quote about the seagulls that no one got that was obvious too.

I think Rylan will be in the bottom two as he wasn't that good this week (all relative of course) but not sure who he'll be with, maybe Christopher after his bad press in the paper today. I think the judges have forgotten he was voted in by the public for the extra place so of course he is going to have lots of people voting for him each week as they wanted him there.

I think Nanfucker would go on a gun rampage. He looks the type. Then Dullisa the Wag can go back to her urban roots and do him.

In fact I'd pay money to see that.

It'd be like a Value Cornflake being usurped by a Duchey Original Strawberry oat flake.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 19:57:44

hehe, Mickey bubbles was just on my telly box.

NOW I'm in the mood for X Factor. Properly in the mood.

ratbagcatbag Sun 25-Nov-12 19:58:34

Is now bad to say I voted for Rylan this week ( and James and union J) blush to be fair in so annoyed with how they are about Rylan, no one wanted him in and they did it for t. So now hope he makes the final and he seems like a nice guy.

So how naked/pissed/high do we think Rhianna will be? Last year she wore shoes with Fuck you written on the front, and the year before she stripped to a bikini.
It'd be more shocking if she wore a birkin these days.

And how cringingly arse lickey will Shitz be about her "shamazing gal"? Whilst giving her internal death stares?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 19:58:52

Here we go. Are they still spinning it out for a fucking hour?

I've got a tenner that says they'll sing Cornflake girl as the group song.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:00:35

Loving the cereal work grin

I will NEVER understand the Rihanna thing, her voice is the most unpleasant sound to my ears. Seriously horrible.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:00:39

Hi All.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:00:42

I don't think DS1 has any idea Rhianna is on, he has gone out running!

BloominMarvellous Sun 25-Nov-12 20:01:17

<settles in with a cheese and ham toastie>

Nanfucker to go!!!

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:01:24

Poor Bruno, his girlfriend would catch a grenade for him. Unreasonable bitch.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:01:40

Evening all!

I can't stand Rihanna. The acts on XF are the same year in,year out.It's reallydull. Bruno Marrs again!

The way things are going, Shitsinger will be the only judge left with an act inthe final. That cannot happen,so Rylan to go. And Nanfucker.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:01:46

Snap... Crackle... and POP!

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:01:57



jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:02:25

He could catch her on iplayer later MsElle?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:02:43

One week, someone will leave a banana skin on stage and Dermie will fall onhis arse.

And I will laugh.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:11

Who would win in the most pissed/ stoned/ incoherent sing off? Shitsinger or Rihanna?

I love Tulisa's dress tonight though blush

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:14

Shits has come as The Bride of Frankenstein

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:32

I think he does that often enough Jessie! wink

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:33

Vair Veronica Lake, I like.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:34

Louis looks resigned to something. Is Shitsinger getting married?
Bazza looks smug. Well, smugger. Bad sign?

Bruno Marrs and incredible. Not two words I'd have used together.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:03:47

Missed Tulisa's dress. Has she got a bra on tonight?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:04:32

Looking forward to the mash up shriek of group song...

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:04:39

I think James will be in the bottom two.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:00

Rylan is very restrained in his outfit. They all look very Man at Burtons

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:14

Boys have all got their coats on.

In case of having to make a sharp exit later on.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:26

Nooooooo- Coldplay and RiRi on the same show.angry

paralympic closing ceremony flashbacks

BloominMarvellous Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:28

My ears!!!!!!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:34

Oh good, Coldplay.
NanFucker the only man more incomprehensible than Chris 'Tedium' Martin

louiswalsh I heard if you lick Rhianna you get stoned....
Or Chlamydia. One or the other.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:56

Ooh, they let PrettyShit sing!

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:05:56

I do like George!blush

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:04

I think they made a wrong move last night, doing a hatchet job on nanfucker is just stoking the fire for a barrage of phone votes.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:18

The Babyshits back in Somme Clay yellow, good to see.
And they let PrettyHarryShit sing! Maybe a bad move, that.

MissMogwi Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:21

Jesus, this is shite.

My Chowmein/bomber jacket theory is proven again I see.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:26

Tulisa actually looks nice this evening shock

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:27

Not a fan of this song. But I do know it had a tune when Mr martin wrote it.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:06:56

What! Are we getting Bruno Mars Bar, Ri-Ri AND Coldplay? Bloody hell. Was it a buy 2 get 1 free offer?

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:11

PrettyShit did 'sing' in his own way, bless.

DS2 is sat here saying, that's terrible. All of them sounded rubbish.

twooter Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:15

James Arthur and jahmene would be an interesting bottom two....

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:29

You can see why HarryShit isn;t allowed to sing in their competition songs!

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:35

I think next year, for CIN, there should be a sponsored slap of Nanfucker's face!

chipstick nooooo. Mind you, this is the country that has gagnam style as most watched video, and where TOWIE is popular, so anything is possible.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:49

A recap? good-o. It's been a while.
Then an ad break please, so we can gather our thoughts. Don't rush us.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:07:59

I always hope that when they say 'here's everything you need to know about last night' that this thread will appear on screen!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:08:43

Oh I think I've just got it! They were 'singing' a Coldplay thing? We haven't actually GOT Coldplay. No they really shouldn't let Pretty Shit sing on his own.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:09:22

God, I'm really excited about who might go!

It's wide open!


we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:09:23

Ooo Chowmein with his '10 notes when one would have done ' shizzle.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:09:54

James is really starting to grate on me

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:09:59

Evening all.

Was Louis carrying shitsinger back stage then? She was definetly slurring.....

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:10:17

Yes every hour, ever minute seems to last eternity

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:10:38

Sniggering at FerNanDo again now

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:10:41

I agreed with Dullisa- shocker.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:10:52

Sorry, the sight of Nanfucker made my hands shake too much to type accurately

One of Union J looks like a ventriloquist dummy, like he has a hand up his arse. And he's not even the gay one. I'm not a fan.
For nan doe. Classic comedy

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:20

FerNANdo was inspired!

It's still funny even now

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:33

Where do the judges go down those corridors? They only have 3 minutes?

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:35

James thinks he's so alternative and credible, he's just not.

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:45

I'm losing the will to live. I just read that link- how the fuck is Christipher topping the vote every week?

I think Rhianna is like a gravy boat full of shreddies gently floating on a lake of goats milk. Sprinkled with crack.

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:53

There were loads of negative comments on FB regarding nanfucker and his attitude towards Ella. He's not very popular at the moment. Plus this thing about the cruise girl he allegedly tried to kill?

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:11:55

Nanfucker singing FerNANdo...... Seriously X Factor production ARE reading this thread! Too much of a coincidence surely!!!

<Realises missed nothing falling asleep last night>

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:12:26

Lets get it off

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:12:29

Oh Rylan says if he gets through to the semis he will literally die. So that rules his chances of winning out then.

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:12:45

Rufous hound and louis from one d tweeting that nanfucker is not a nice guy

katie are you referring to the competition being wide open, or Dullisa's legs?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:13:37

Can we see Chowmein's mum again. She was class.

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:13:45

Hello wine I have just got off the phone to my nan.

No, not really. She's dead.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:13:48

Just think though.

How many other victims have there been who haven't lived to tell us their tale sad

squishyotter Sun 25-Nov-12 20:13:52

C'MON Ladies, pick your phone up:

09020 50 51 01

Is the only number you need grin

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:14:07

Fellow wide open as a box of Frosties is on a busy Tuesday morning, while the semi-skimmed has lost its lid.

BloominMarvellous Sun 25-Nov-12 20:14:39

Have I missed something about nanfucker being horrible to Ella? I read up thread?

I cannot believe nanfucker wasn't in brookside. He's like jimmy cork hills fatter, sweatier brother.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:14:51

Line sorry for your dead nan situation

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:15:08

Laptop died then <eek>
In the lull of re-plugging in, I had two thoughts.

one - did Louis say of Chowmein 'He took Abba to the church and won'? If so, what the actual friff? He drunk?

two - do you remember when doing the same thing every week (eg bringing out your guitar and being angsty) was NOT called 'James Arther-ing something, but was being a 'one-trick pony'. Remember that? Was all over Spiky Poo's year.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:15:10

Chowmein's Mum - do you think she was serious about that hair do yesterday or was it a post-modern take on 70's children's TV presenters?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:15:30

oh- it's the 'oooff' song.
DD1 likes this. She is 6- is it too late to get her adopted?

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:15:40

I think we are meant to admire his professionalism. Funnily enough, I don't.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:15:42

I've been thinking this sing was The Police for weeks

Loving your work katie
I'm going to sleep now while Bruno Bores is on.

This sounds like a Police song. Total rip off.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:16:06

DS1 is back, he must have ran fast tonight. He walked in as Nanfucker was on in the recap and his face was like hmm, he said "has he escaped from Benidorm?"

He hates the XFactor, and the thought of Rhianna has not even convinced him to stay, he has gone to lift some weights!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:16:19

Is Bruno Mars just ripping off Sting, or morphing into him?
If it's the former, fair enough. But we can't risk getting another one.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:17:18

Thanks fellowship that has been bugging me. It is so obviously a Police rip off but I couldn't place it.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:17:25

Is it really 12 months since the Marrs was on this in a red suit, being a little Little Richard? Fuck, i'm getting old.

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:17:28

Sue I'm telling you 'James Arthuring' something is not necessarily a good thing. Especially when it originates from a slightly grubby young man.....

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:18:17

Escaped from Broadmoor more like.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:18:23

Oh yeah Louis just like IGNORE me saying it


Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:18:41

What if te unthinkable happens and rylan and nanfucker end up on the final, hee hee, just saying.... Might be funny just for comedy value!

louiswalsh It's Don't stand so close to me I think.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:18:45

He was a Little Little Richard.

Now it does look like they're all having the most marvellous fun. Which, as they keep telling us, is what it's all about, no? Anyone can be a pop star, if they want it enough, have wanted it their whole life AND are prepared to have So Much Fun Up There.

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:19:10

GreenEyes I just thought the same thing! Thought it sounded like the Police totally.

Blooming, nanfucker was harping on about Ella going not being his fault, was very arrogant about it.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:19:35

Just refreshsed this thread and it said it had gone!

Dermot has curiously meaty thighs.

I'd like to find out what it'd be like to be James Arthured. Cor yeah.

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:20:13

Was your James Arthur a bit grubby, orangeone?

Or just this one?

Or perhaps all of them.... How strange would that be. Like all Gary Barlows having an internal fight with a two-finger kit kat.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:20:35

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom 2 would be great- providing they both go. Shitsinger's head would blow up.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:20:37

Urgh, Rhianna. Who, according to the Sidebar of Shame earlier, was tweeting pics of Chris 'Cunt' Brown asleep in bed.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:20:37

Flumpy don't even THINK it! It couldn't happen. Could it? <<shudder shudder>>

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:21:07

Ewwwww fellowship, you'd need a bath in carbolic after. He looks bloody filthy to me!

Ah look the original Nanfucker was just on, ol' harry Wand Erection.

MikeLitoris Sun 25-Nov-12 20:21:27

I cannot abide bruno sodding mars, purely because he is used for the hold music in work.

Anytime I hear him I break out in a cold sweat.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:21:38

Jesus, I've had the 'Why you don't want to be shagged by Pinhead' argument on FB today, don't make me repeat it here <stern>
Honestly. It's nasty.

tigerdriverII Sun 25-Nov-12 20:21:51

Is Bruno a Borrower? Just askin

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:22:29

As dullisa keeps reminding us Jessie anything is possible in this competition!!

directoroflegacy Sun 25-Nov-12 20:23:15

Bruno Marrs has sold 53 million records

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:23:17

Annoying VO5 woman can you kindly give it a rest now please?

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:23:17

Don't anybody buy that Olay stuff, it's 50mls of air!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:23:31

I had a conversation about Nanfucker with kids at school, and so nearly called him that.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:23:39

Is it really true that Nanfucker is topping the voting every week?
I'm getting worried now.
Suppose he won?
And there's like a lack of balance now there are no women left.

He looks like one of those posters in sexual health clinics warning you about boys tricking you into catching STD's. nanfucker looks like a similar one warning about stranger danger.

LottieJenkins Sun 25-Nov-12 20:24:11

My Wilf is very excited about Rihanna being on. He was very disapointed last year as she kept her clothes on!!

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:24:38

Where did you see that beagle??

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:24:40

I don't pay attention in the adverts, I'm looking for new cushions and am agog at the thought that peopl buy Christmas ones!

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:25:10

linerunner trying to avoid thinking about it to stop the flashbacks......
But he was a bit of a tortured soul. One of those that wrote poetry, so perhaps there is something in a name!?

<actually quite like this James Arthur, just wish his name was different!>

Sorry, but there wasn't anyone else this year who was a) slightly hot b) not jail bait or c) not gay. Except Borelow, and as much as I love Take That, he is at the bottom of the shag list.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:25:15


chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:25:19

I really believe he's winning the public vote. Him and chowmein have never been in the bottom two.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:25:55

Lottie, I have two teen boys who like Rhianna too, especially when she has hardly anything on!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:26:47

I HATE this song. The way she says 'shine bright like a diamond' makes me actually, genuinely, properly stabby.
I hate all her songs, but LOATHE this one.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:27:14

Oh no, I forgot about the Diamind song

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:27:35

You can tell she doesn't do her own cleaning and laundary with those nails......

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:27:53

Fuck's sake love, enunciate.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:27:56

DS1 said all songs seem to be about diamonds or fire at the moment.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:28:14

ARGGGGGGGGH SHe's doing the Diamind thing

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:28:16

Water and electrics-- oh goodygrin

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:28:27

Oh good lord braaaiiight like a diamond want to lay her out

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:28:51

She sounds like fricking BJÖRK

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:29:06

Raaah smile

Here comes role model of the year and abstinence spokeswoman Rhianna. In a pair of tights by the looks of it.
Wtf she looks like a lacey chipolata hooker cross breed.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:29:21

ARGGGGGGGGH it's coming again

"DH" has just suggested a get a dress like hers...

Yeah I'll wear it round Sainsburys shall I?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:29:51

Oh is she aiming for kooky? In place of personality.
Geddit now.

Still hate it.

tigerdriverII Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:03

Prefer the twinkle twinkle little bat version.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:06

Is there only one line to this dirge?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:07

Perhaps Little Muffins will bring a new combo song out - "This Diamind's on Fiyah"

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:16

I feel sorry for Rihanna, I get the feeling she's not in control of her own life.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:31

Oh she's all wet sad
She needs an um-be-rella.

Those are Rylans tears they saved them when he went through to the final 12.

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:39

Oh ffs - I knew I wasn't watching but I forgot to come here too! Quick update please - pleasey please? Or has nothing actually happened yet?

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:47

Bet she wishes she had an umbrella. Ella. Ella.

MissMogwi Sun 25-Nov-12 20:30:57

Overkill with the rain. Where's your umberella now, eh?!

Tutti Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:03

from the mouth of my 7r ds wot is she doing in the rain

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:04

I know the floods are bad today but you'd think they'd have got the studio watertight.

I wish my DH wanted to see me in a dress like that Nicky, he'd recoil in horror grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:08

Miming, then.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:09

Thought she was going to get electrocuted there

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:09

Why would you want to stand up there dripping wet?

MissMogwi Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:15

X posts!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:16

Raah, do you not remember the 'we found love in a hopeless place (Swindon)' song that actually WAS only one line? She has form.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:27

Link on this thread Flumpy.
Rhianna is just so pretty. Why are they pouring water on her?

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:31:46

You'd think getting soaked would either a) stop her singing or b) electrute her. No, neither happen. Where's the justice?

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:32:11

Be thankful you missed Bruno mars grumpy, awkward moments with dermot too, but no result yet

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:32:32

Am going to have to leave the room. I can't stand to watch nanfucker saved by the public. I will vomit in my mouth.

sunshine401 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:32:54

Is it really true that Nanfucker is topping the voting every week?

Yes some stupid people who "hate" the x factor yet spend most the time talking about it, have set up a twitter and facebook page getting loads of votes for Chris to win..

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:33:03

You're right Katie, she's not in control of her life. If she was, she'd have told whoever came up with the idea of singing whilst getting a soaking on national TV, to fuck off.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:33:15

Sue- i knowgrin

It must be hard to remember lyrics.

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:33:19

Is it even possible that was live with all that water? Wouldn't a live mic have been a health and safety hazard?

But who? Who is voting for him? I demand answers!

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:35:18

If those twitter and FB idiots wanted to annoy minghead they would have been better off saving rylan

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:35:22

Geraldine - seriously - go to the Digital Spy X Factor forum - you will encounter types there that previously only existed in your worst nightmares - but you will find the answer to your question!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:35:26

Cardi- i did say she must be miming. It wasn't even subtlegrin

geraldine students, gays who don't like rylan, his nan, himself, everyone in Liverpool, old fuckers who like Michael Ball.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:36:23

Oh, is that the Rage against the Machine lot?
I hate music snobs, X Factor is just a bit of fun weekend telly.
Why do they just not watch it?

NotAnotherPackedLunch Sun 25-Nov-12 20:36:27

Well here we go...

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:36:28

Sunshine401, you have lost me. Is that the revenge on Mingehead thing - if NanFucker wins it'll scupper XF forever?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:36:32

Aaaaaaand breathe in.......

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:36:51

Snurk at 'sat on bed, strumming'

LottieJenkins Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:04

Wilf is going to be gutted that she hasnt stripped off ............
Has anyone noticed that they havent mentioned an XF Christmas Charidee song yet?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:04

False alarm. Aaaaaaand breathe out....

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:15

I can't stand Nanfucker's voice!

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:21

Oh the how far thy have come bit made a Little bit of sick come up.

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:25

I actually want to kill Nanfucker. Properly.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:37:40

I hope nanfucker becomes the next Daniel O'Donnell. That'll learn him.

Well I have my answers but I still feel disgusted that people like that exist.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:38:23

If we all stabbed him, we'd all get off <muses>
<waits to be in tomorrow's paper for death threats>

Chowmein if he wasn't on this he'd ne on Jezza Kyle with his mum.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:38:36

Flumpy have you got any Gaviscon?

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:38:51

Bottom two?

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:02

I'm away from the telly, I can't watch nanfucker I swear to lucifer he makes me so violent

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:07

Awwww look at Dulisa sat all by her lonesome!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:17

Lottie- i don't think they are doing one- they usually release it around Remembrance day. <shudders at the memory of a very spaced out Mariah singing'Hero'>

Dum dum dum.....who will it be


CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:33

I sniggered at strumming too grin

OOoooo it's tense.

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:42

Oh good

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:52

Yay James!!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:54

Baby shit looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights bless him

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:39:55

Have despatched DH to chemist :-)

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:01

Please please please

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:05

Sue- it would be like 'Murder on the Orient Express'

I'm in.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:06

Pinhead will win, innit?
I bet they're frantically re-writing the winner's song.

sailorsgal Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:06

I voted for James grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:07

Fucking arsehole bastard wanking shite

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:12


startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:13


bellechristmas Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:13

OMG, no!!!!!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:15


MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:16

Fucking hell!

LittleBairn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:17

FFS again!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:18

He's in!

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:18



FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:23


KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:25

Seriously shock???????

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:30

No waaaayyyy!! Nanfucker! Unbelievable!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:34

Oh ffs. He is a nasty,weasel of a man.

squishyotter Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:42

Christopher to win x Factor 2012 tbh

NotNeeemo Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:43


jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:53

Rylans out

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:54

Please get rid of Rylan!!!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:56

Bye then Rylan. Surely?
<team Babyshit>

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:57

Rylan is off then!

MissMogwi Sun 25-Nov-12 20:40:59


Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:03

BOF - have at him!

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:09

Bye bye Rylan surely?

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:11

Well it's either deadlock or UJ go through.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:15

Bye Rylan

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:15

Omg what the fuck is wrong with the voting public

The only way they will get rid of Nanfucker is if they say he is the offspring of Hitler and Bin laden was his rent boy.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:26

<mournfully tears up Team Rylan t shirt>

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:27


orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:28

Sorry x post!

LittleBairn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:37

Rylan a gonner?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:39

My theory stands that they have to even out the categories. So,hopefully, Rylan will go. But I'm usually wrong.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:51

I swear this is my last ever X Factor.
It's not fun any more.sad

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:54

He can't win, surely?

squishyotter Sun 25-Nov-12 20:41:57

Really hope for deadlock, it's surely impossible for the judges to be impartial here?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:03

Tara, then, Rylan.

I think he should form a duo with Pinhead. Pinhead and Shithead?

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:36

Lets just all accept that nanfucker is the xf winner this year.

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:37

Agreed 3kings it's time for shitz to lose someone

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:40

C'mon babyshits!

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:49

And that's all because a load of idiots think Christopher has been bullied by the producers and the meedja so they're protest voting to keep him in

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:50

Nearly time for The Secret of Crickley Hall. Yay. That's the only thing keeping me going right now.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:51

Let it go to Deadlock.

Will be so funny if Union J go home!

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:42:56

THey don't have to be impartial! I wanted Rylan to stay just for the laugh.

I hope Union Lady boys go. The world already has Wand Erection, the talentless fucks that they are. We don't need them on top.

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:43:02

I love Rylan sad

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:43:29

When does it change to the judges not making the decision?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:43:31

I think they will deadlock.
The Wang will vote Babyshits, Shitsinger will go Rylan. Bazza will go Babyshits and Dullisa will pretend not to know.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:44:32

I love rylan too. He is such fun.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:44:32

I'm with Sue.

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:44:42

Max Clifford and minghead are going to have to try something else. All the stories in the tabloids and the hatchet job on xf have not worked

Dullisa will deadlock it fo shizzle.

Flumpyflumps Sun 25-Nov-12 20:45:08

Rhonda I think it's just the final but not 100%

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:45:29

Phone ringing. Will I ignore?

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:46:18

Only just noticed rylan's trousers!!!
Shamazing... Stupid woman.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:46:20

oooo. Emosh.

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:46:39

I think they'll just fire Rylan.

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:46:45

No Sue - it'll be Christopher on the phone! Tell us what he says!

Is it wrong to resent the fact that rylan has better legs than me?

Oh no not wires. This is special to me.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:46:51

ffs- no-one should cover this. Least of all this knobangry

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:04

Kiss of death there 'done amazing to get this far'
And no further, Shitsinger? Have the voices in your head ear spoken?

tigerdriverII Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:12

Oh cricket, he's singing really well

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:13

I like this!! I'm a bit emotional blush

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:14

This is so bad.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:17


My big hairy arsed husband can't listen to this without crying.

I hope he can hold it together, I daren't look across at him

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:24

I thought it used to happen with a few weeks to go.

I love this song and he is doing ok &#373;ith it. I'm sure I'll prefer it to the next effort.

squishyotter Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:26

This is really good!! Go Rylan!

LottieJenkins Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:29

He actually sounds quite good! shock

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:31

Do you think he even knows what it's about?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:33

I ignored. Bet it was important too.

MikeLitoris Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:45

No. Just fucking no Rylan.

Why have they let him butcher a great song.

tigerdriverII Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:47

Crickey. Not cricket.

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:53

Is it just me hearing all the flat crap notes??? confused

Lorelilee Sun 25-Nov-12 20:47:53

Rylan doing not too bad a job here!

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:02

Lovely Rylan.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:06

I've never heard this before. Is it a good song normally?

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:22

I actually would prefer Rylan to stay for entertainment value over another boy band. <ducks and runs>

Awww Rylan's lovely

MrsWolowitz Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:34

Really annoyed that this idiot is covering this song angry

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:38

I think Rylan will go. I think the majority of the judges want him out.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:43

Yep just you start grin

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:48:47

I'm now watching, I refuse coz i hate nanfucker, what is rylan singing

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:02

Lovely?? My arse...

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:04

I think it is the best he's ever sung. Still a bit shit, obviously, but the best he's ever sung.

If it goes to deadlock, don't be so sure rylan is a goner. Them crazy Wand fans won't vote for uj as they won't want the other Shite having competition.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:04

Well, that was surprising. Are these ones going to sing the Birdie song or summat?

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:09

He's just so nice. Isn't he though? Seems a really decent sort, old Rylan

BellaTheGymnast Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:10

Ah, quite like him. Never voted for the fucker though.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:28

Ohhh dear.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:30

Don't sing this. This is too special to me for them to ruin!

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:31

I love snow patrol.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:42

They're not lighting up very much bless em

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:50

jessie- it's a lovely song, by Athlete. The lead singer wrote it about his premature babysad

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:53

If they do the key change, the Power of the Wang will save them...

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:49:56

Miserable little fuckers. Go back to your dressing room and choke on Lynx fumes.

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:11

Although they appear to be doing a cover of Leona Lewis's cover.

beachyhead Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:16

Not the same without the N Irish accent at all...

snice Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:23

DD11 is going a bit gooey over quiffyshit. She is sitting v.close to the screen and beaming at him

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:25

Leona ruined this song for me.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:25

There's ya key change Sue.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:46

Are they all constipated? The faces, the stomach clutching, the bending at the knees...

LittleBairn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:50:53

shock I think I prefer Rylan...

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:12

I possibly have aggression issues.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:25

What was Rylan's song?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:33

They need a good dose of syrup of figs and an early night.

KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:44

No, BOF, you said what many of us were thinking.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:50

Rylan is a lovely man. A bit bonkers but lovely, look at him with the kids there.

Me too that was dull

BellaTheGymnast Sun 25-Nov-12 20:51:59

The shits all have very short legs.

VivaLeBeaver Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:07

Rylan to stay!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:15

PLEASE let Rylan go.

It's enough that nanfucker is still in.

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:18

Fucking hell.

snice Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:19

Rylan is huge-he looks like he's been 'scaled up' from a normal man

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:29

<<<bites nails>>>

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:31

Why do they bother asking Louis and Nicole?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:31

Why did BubleShit not audition alone? He could be BritishBuble.

mamalovebird Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:31

LadyBeagle Rylan's song was 'Wires' by Athlete. My fave song ever. Even Rylan's version made me cry.

CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:52:40

Louis's convinced Rylan's going.

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:53:01

That's because they have saggy crotches, Bella. No teenage boy ever wears trousers to the top of his legs.

sailorsgal Sun 25-Nov-12 20:53:20

"An amazing career in television" grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:53:24

If louis had sent Rylan home in the first week- we wouldn't have suffered this far.

Is Louis talking about the sing off or who wanked him off best earlier?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:53:55

I love Rylan. He seems so nice.
Never want to hear him sing again though.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:53:55

He's like the Jolly Silver Giant

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:19

"You are all shit, who cares."

I could be a judge.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:19

How is she STILL calling him RylanD?
Thick as mince, Dullisa.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:21

I think it's just the rest on stage are midgets. Dermots not very tall anyway.

startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:21

Did she just call him ryland?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:25

She always calls him Rylan-d!

snice Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:26


CuriousMama Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:37


startwig1982 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:39

Oh hooray.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:44

Nooooooooooooooooooo sad

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:54:58

They knew they were going to send him. The way they spoke about him in the past tense before they even voted.

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:02

Her nan shops in Mataland.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:03


Stop cheering Raah grin

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:05

I think they made the right choice, but Rylan does seem a genuinely nice chap.

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:09

Is it me or is Tulisa as thick as pig drool?

cardibach Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:14

Rylan, Tulisa, not RylanD.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:30

It matters not, he'll be doing Xtra next year. Or ImaSleb. Or BB. Or all of 'em.

Oh dear, can we please all vote for anyone other than Nanfucker, next week repeatedly please?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:44

At least it didn't go to deadlock.

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:55:50

Bye bye Rylan!

<my gay cleaner - God that's such a MN phrase - will be sooooo pleased. He's says Rylan gives gays a bad name!>

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:56:23

Aw, he's dead nice isn't he?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:56:29

ooh, Shitty looks like she needs a top up....

Meanwhile Nanfooker's getting it onnnnn with his nan wink

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 25-Nov-12 20:56:46

Oh he's a sweetheart. He is very gracious. TOWIE here he comes

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 25-Nov-12 20:56:54

Nicole looks really rough side on.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:01

Fellowship we need a plan.

MissMogwi Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:05

I'd love Rylan to go in the jungle. Can you imagine the trials grin

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:19

Nanfucker is going to win. Hear me now, he will win

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:26

Rylan's already got a career mapped out for him, I think.
Not as a singer, but he'll be all over the telly like a rash.
Cleb Big Brother and The Jungle next year probably.
He is a nice bloke but he's also a fame whore.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:29

NanFucker will be in trouble now.
Oh no, Dullisa 'singing' next week. It'll be all urban and Camden and shit. Word.

Katiekitty Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:33

I don't want Rylan to go!

FrostyTheShosheman Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:47

I dont think he is any real sort of singer (although I loved his 'Wires'

But he is a gentleman, and have a feeling if it had come to the wire, he may of bowed out rather than the group being knocked out.

BOFingSanta Sun 25-Nov-12 20:57:59

He's obviously very sweet and lovely.

LittleBairn Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:04

I was actually surprised how sweet and gracious he was in leaving.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:12

No Lucy, Melanie or Primark One on t'tour then?

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:33

Which channel is crickley hall on? Beeb1?

orangeone Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:37

Unfortunatly I fear this won't be the last of Rylan we see on our screen. However, if he doesn't sing he could be quite good....

Right off to sort out the laundary - been ignore machine beeping at me for half an hour but it's doing my head in now. See you next week. Been a pleasure ladies....

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:46

Nanfucker can't get to the final. It's in Manchester. We won't let him in.grin

LineRunner Sun 25-Nov-12 20:58:48

Has it stopped now? Oh good.

rhondajean Sun 25-Nov-12 21:00:03

Found it!

See you next week.

BloominMarvellous Sun 25-Nov-12 21:00:11

Pleasure as always, I'll miss this when it's over, every year I think MN Isn't the same without you lot on a Saturday!

How tempting is it to go to the live tour just so I can throw shit at Nanfucker and have a You fuck ya Nan banner?

I'm setting my speed dial for James.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:00:30

Rylan has been on a number of reality shows-he's not bothered. He'll do anything.

GreenyEyes Sun 25-Nov-12 21:01:29

See y'all next week folks

Pleasure as ever ladies.

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 21:02:45

Digital spy alone have got nanfucker to the final.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:03:11

Heaven forbid Nanfucker gets to the final- but who should he duet with? I think they should bring Rylan back,just for thatgrin

Or Jane MacDonald.

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 21:03:16

Oh well. I'm a c'leb now.
Eric out please.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 21:03:37

I don't dare do Digital Spy. How mad are they?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 21:04:51

Raah, excellent thought.

Who will they get to duet with ANY of 'em. Well, the Babyshits will get Westshoite or the Wandies, obvs. or JLS. but the rest?

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 21:06:27

Are the people on Digital Spy voting 'cos they like him or doing that silly 'let's get back at Simon thing' that's done every year, chipstick?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:08:47

See you next week ladies

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:12:52

katy perry hasn't been on yet, this year. Chowmein loves herwink

The Wombles with BabyShits, and Gaga with Pinhead.

GrumpyCynicalBastard Sun 25-Nov-12 21:13:05

Digital Spy people are some way beyond weird. But gratifyingly easy to wind up!

chipstick10 Sun 25-Nov-12 21:15:37

They seem to really like him ladybeagle. He's got some hard core fans over there. Scary.

BellaTheGymnast Sun 25-Nov-12 21:18:40

Reckon Nanfucker will duet with Jane Macdonald.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 21:21:33

He'd make a great evil cult leader, would NanFucker.

MsElleTow Sun 25-Nov-12 21:39:54

Ah bless look what Nanfucker's done!grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:47:01

'Songs for my Nan'grin

That's a stocking filler for Nans everywhere, who think Daniel O'Donnell is too urban grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 21:52:11

I have had a terrible thought, being as the final is in Manchester. They might roll out Russell Watsonshock. He's a creepy fucker.

My dad's uncle used to be his agent, apparently terrible claimtofame

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 25-Nov-12 22:29:17

Their song titles weren't as good as ours, MsElle grin

Russell W IS a creepy fucker.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 22:32:51

It's a match made in Heaven,Sue

LadyBeagle Sun 25-Nov-12 22:48:56

According to my dsis who met Daniel O'Donnel, he's lovely.
He came to her work, (she works with people with LDs) who all love his music and he spent ages with them and couldn't have been nicer.
I don't think he should be compared to Nanfucker, who is clearly a cunt.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 25-Nov-12 22:56:17

Ah, now. I sold Daniel his own cd. Which I thought was odd. And he was very, very 'do you know who I am ' (at 6 inthe morning,ffs) er,yes, it's you in the crap jumper on the cover. It coloured my view of him,rathergrin

LadyBeagle Mon 26-Nov-12 12:52:19

I bet he was buying the cd and paying for it for a little old lady that didn't have any money, and he was going to sign it for her grin, Raah.
Anyway, in the latest news, Jane Macdonald has just offered, live on Loose Women to duet with Nanfucker in the Final.
This got a rather large cheer from the audience confused.
Can You Imagine??? sad

we3kingsoforientRaahh Mon 26-Nov-12 16:03:29

<looks around nervously>

do you think Jane has been reading thread?grin Jane does appear to be able to take the piss out of herself, though. I doubt Nanfucker would get the jokegrin

Maybe they could do a new series of The Cruise or whatever it was called and sail Nanfucker far, far away....

BellaTheGymnast Mon 26-Nov-12 16:30:48

They'll 'I Know Him So Well'. He'll do the Elaine Paige bit, obviously.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 27-Nov-12 19:33:17

Jesus, does ITV LIVE on this thread? grin

YY to Elaine Paige bit. In a sparkly bolero.

LineRunner Tue 27-Nov-12 19:37:29

I'd just to remind Jane McDonald that I have always stuck up for her hair.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Tue 27-Nov-12 19:50:29

I haven't. It's awful, love - sorry.
but on the plus side, you look better than that hard faced blonde caah on Loose Wimmin.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Wed 28-Nov-12 07:57:03

Has Alexandra Burke.COM been on yet? She could partner up with Chowmein, and out-melisma his melismasgrin. (He will then cry).

Shitsinger will decide to sex-up Pinhead, and get one of her Pussy Cat mates to duet with him. Only, in her drug addled confusion, she will book Hello Kitty instead.

Westshoite will refuse to sing with the Babyshits, due to being too old to get on and off their stools. Louis will be left to make up a Super group to duet with them. Made up of Goldie, Wanger, the male half of 'Same Difference' and Michelle McManus. They will sing Bucks Fizz 'Land of make Believe'. It will be a global smash.

sits back and waits to see whether any of these ideas are pinched by the itv producers


we3kingsoforientRaahh Wed 28-Nov-12 07:59:03

And Simon Cowell will decide to kill off his own show by having Nanfucker duet with Sir Macca, on 'Hey Jude'. Old people will get over -excited.

SuePurblyFeltYourPresents Wed 28-Nov-12 21:10:10

JezzyKrizzy, even Thumbsaloft would baulk at NanFucker.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Thu 29-Nov-12 09:20:33

Sue- you're probably rightgrin
I'm starting to feel sorry for Barry. He hasn't smiled for weeks. He has to look like he really cares about the lump of cheese he has lumbered himself with mentoring. When all this is over, Nanfucker will consider him his bezzie mate and stalk him...I predict a move across the pond for the Garlows.grin