X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

(569 Posts)
SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:38:35

Entry is priced at one pun grin

Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying <drum roll>...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 19:40:34

Nanfucker for def. Heard him on R1 earlier and he got right on my nerves.

Him and baby shits in bottom.

But hopefully Rylans psychic is right and he fucks off home.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:41:40

Ella is def in trouble. Terrible version of the song.

Nanfuckerangry I can't even comment. grin

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:33

Chris and boy bands

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:37

Sadly, I don't think Nanfucker will go.

I am worried we might be stuck with him for a while yet.

Rylan and Ella in the bottom two. We are due another shock horror bottom two.

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:42:37

Ella and Rylan.

Nanfucker is cheating somehow inviolable.

Agree Ella could be in a spot of bother. I truly wish nanfucker was down down down in the two, but I very much fear he won't be.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:41

Olly Murs <please insert thumbs in braces and assume the Cheeky Chappy Gurn at every mention of his name tonight, ta ever so> is performing, as is Alicia Keys.
I wonder who is doing the 'master' class? Or have they given up on that?

I die for the group yowl

chocolateshoes Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:44

i missed it last night - am surprised about Ella. Was she really so bad? I'm hoping Rylan's time has come to leave

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:43:55

If it is between Rylan and Nanfuker I would prefer Rylan to stay.

Useless fact of the night is Rylan isn't called Rylan at all, he is called Ross, and he was asked to do a porn movie and turned it down!

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:44:11

Nanfucker's swan song to be, I Kissed My Nan And I Liked It.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:44:30

I think Rylan is safe, he will have had LOADSA coverage for his cheekiness.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:34

How do you come up with a name like Rylan? D-Ross would have been much better.grin

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:54

They are all probably getting more votes than Police Commissioners.

Dillydollydaydream Sun 18-Nov-12 19:45:59

I didn't know that shock

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:46:19

Why why is Rylan is growing on me < shakes fist at self>

Please, please that NanFucker (I keep doubletaking when I read that, because it looks like my nn mis-spelled smile ...) and that fucking pathetic boyband are in the bottom two

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:46:52

or Chowmein...I get he's quite a good singer, but god where are that bloke's balls ?

has he got any ?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:47:19

Talking of dross- how crap is the new Girls Aloud single?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:05

I'm fed up of Ella and her wobblerly riffs

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:10

About as shite as the Robbie fatfucker Williams one

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:20

I just saw them on Strictly. Very crap, is the answer. They rap!

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:33

Raah, DS1 has just come out as a Girls Aloud fan! He has even asked me to phone up tomorrow to see of there are any disabled seats left so me and him can go and see them and he can get a good view up their skirts!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:49:34

Any-Shitsinger keeps Chowmein's balls in her handbag.grin

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:50:16

I think that James fella should win. Except it will be the death chime for his career, unfortunately. And imagine ! Being forced to go on the X Factor Tour ! A fate worse than death.

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 19:51:26

Raahh grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:51:33

Mme- they were c-rap.

And Pint size Kylie make me feel old. And short. She is 5 inches TALLER than me.--I am several feet wider--

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:13

How tall are you Raah?

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:14

Evening ladies. Hoping for Nanfucker to go obviously but fear someone who can vaguely sing might go. Actually not sure I care.... Only watching for this thread.

<Have got a cup of tea and a packet of marshmallows though. DH has hidden Xmas chocolates from me. Bastard knows me too well....>

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 19:53:49

I Wanna Help You Up (from your chair)

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:55:36

Actually, i'm 4ft 8 - Kylie is 5ft-ish. Maybe i'm not as short as i thought!grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:58:48

Please God, let it be Nanfucker's turn to fuck off tonight.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 19:59:00

Ooh- here we go!

chocolateshoes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:22

shame there couldn't be a double eviction

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:31

I like Olly Musblush

am meh about Alicia Keys.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:01:38

LIVE!--in places--

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:02:53

Now the question is how drunk will shitsinger be tonight?

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:02:57

DS2 has asked for an Olly Murs CD for Christmas, I thought he was taking the piss, but he was being serious!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:14

Hi All. Missed last night's show. Checking in for results in hope Nan-fucker is given the push.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:33

Is Shitsinger in a rubber dress?
OK then.

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:36

Seemingly quite pissed....

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:47

I'd love to know what Shitsinger takes before she comes out!

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:03:51

Just chatting to a blogger on the other thread. She said something nasty about Wandies and was threatened by Sony. Have invited her and others over to chat.

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:04:19

how on earth did nan get that nickname?

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:04:33

God i hope Alicia Keys doesn't do her Fire extinguisher song .. Zzzzzzzzzz

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:12

This Tulisa's song isn't it? Rubbish.

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:12

Oh so they did have to change the song!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:13

Maybe it will be a country number for Nanfucker - 'When me Nan comes around'?

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:20

Mme I've made it over smile

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:32

New Fred
I can't make my mind up aboot Ryan ..

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:05:52

They had to find another song for the group bit because Chowmein refused to sing a Katie Perry song about drinking.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:06:05

Read an interview with shitz in yesterday's paper. She sounded fairly sane. Must have had her PR people in keeping her on the straight and narrow. Her background is Filipino,ukranian, Hawaiian and something else I forget what tho. V interesting mixture. God, this sounds even worse than last week!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:06:22

This could be the worst song I have ever heard.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:06:24

Ella and the other one are the best

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 20:06:41

Nanfucker loves a bit of dad dancing doesnt he?

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:06:49

Rylan is the most entertaining, just a shit singer!

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:07:03

Agreed Sue

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:07:09

Was that urban, then?

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:07:38

Really, MsElle

I apologise now for spelling mistakes. I have a Swiss laptop but have changed to UK keyboard and I can't remember where the question mark is, and other punctuation marks.

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:07:47

Think so Raah!

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:07:49

Ah the reminder of just how bad last night was....

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:07

ok try again, how did nan get that name?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:27

I'm surprise shirtsinger didn't fall out of her dress

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:31

I'm not 'down wiv da kids' so no idea what urban is!!

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:33

Evening Sole! - I stayed up and watched that Rolling Stones thingy last night, and then the next..why did i do that any idea???

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:34

OMG. MsElle - I just got your name. Very very clever.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:38

Because he fucked his nan and he liked it...

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:38

I had the misfortune of hearing the new Tulisa single today. Instantly forgettable.

Ella even worse in the re-capsad

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:42

I'm freezing tonight

Lorelilee Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:43

Anyone else think that George from UJ looks like Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:53

God that was fucking awful.

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:08:57

Wrinkle My Bell

A Whole New Knee

Granny. I'm Not Your Daddy confused again

Evening all

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:09:20

I see Jamey boy made the song his own then

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:09:25

I loved it Jelly

Hi smile

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:09:33

he has been Nanfucker for a while here. No idea who started it. ONe of those filthy ones, Sue or Bof most likely.

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:09:49

Sue made it up for me, MmeLindor!

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:15

No baby no

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:25

She is a GENIUS, That There Sue.

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:40

I really want James Arthur or jahmene to win because they would bring something different to the pot.
As much as Ella is lovely I can't help but think it's been done before.
Rylan is entertaining but not a singer, he would be good getting a job as a tv presenter after.
Chris Maloney scares me hmm.

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:10:52

Oh I remember the laser eyes on nanfuckers performance!! Creepy!!!!

I have been given permission to have sex with James Arthur's voice. LOVE HIM

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:22


Christopher didn't buy Tulisa's album


I'm starting to enjoy Christopher [Grin]

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:40

Nanfucker was Bof. It could have been me, I admit, but it was Bof.

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:41

eh? well who is nan then?

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:11:47

Random conversation with Dad today at childrens birthday party I was at today involved him noting that's since he's become a father he no longer goes out on the piss on a Saturday night but instead is stuck in watching the x factor. What was more sad was the highlight apparently was watching with the remote control in his hand waiting to press pause if and when shitsinger fell out of 'that' dress last night.....

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:05

Heard Nanfucker on Sara Coxs show earlier, he really really is a tit of gigantic preportions!

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:28

I'm not keen on Jahmene , would rather James win, he at least in talented and humble. Ella is just starting to get on my wick!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:12:55

'humans of the uk'

as opposed to?

sailorsgal Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:13

Rylan and nanfucker in the bottom two. its like groundhog day grin

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:28

He just really really loves his nan. Too much.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:13:35

Did Shitz just thank all the Humans in the UK for voting? As opposed to? Cats, hamsters, worms, aliens?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:06

Stry about link to daily fail but here makes me laugh, he sucks, think he needs to learn that and quickly

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:14

Good god - next year it could be Nanfucker in the guest spot...

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:15

Ah bless Olly. Little thicko Olly

Hello, thanks for the invite mme.

Olly Murs, like or loathe? His songs are cack but love those trousers.

HoneyDragon Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:28

I think I need to have sex with olly murrs a little bit but I don't know why

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:48

Can someone explain the nanfucker thing to me pretty please. smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:14:52

Raah xd post

Shitz is the new Sharon! She used to be gubbed silly - gurning and grinning and looking like she was on an express ride to Pluto!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:40

Just read the Fail story. Nanfucker was bullied at school - here's hoping he doesn't stumble across this thread...

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:42

I love Ollie, not a fan of this song though.

Honey I agree, I think he'd be pretty good!!!

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:44

greenyeyes shock grin it all makes sense now...

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:56

Olly = just enough of Essex to be a guilty pleasure.

Rylan = too much Essex....

ssd Sun 18-Nov-12 20:15:57

he needs to give those braces a rest

I love Olly he is one of those who came second and has had a better career!

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:04

Honeydragon Its in his thighs i swear!

tigerdriverII Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:12

Why is O Murs' shirt see-thru?

Have decided I would let Mr Murs be my YUNG MAAN...

That's a bit sad isn't it?

SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:15

Someone please explain the nickname....?

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:16:20

Got to love a bit of Ollie Murs! His weird leg dancing thing is so cool.

I'd like to loathe Olly Murs but it'd be like loathing a particularly thick looking kitten wouldn't it.

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:03

Olly is GORGE !

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:05

Has he shit himself or something?

Why is he swinging his legs around all over t'shop?

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:05

louiswalsh not unless he googles nanfucker! grin

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:17:55

Fucking hell, he gets on my wick with his love for his Nan shit! My nan was 89 when she died, she did her own shopping till she got dementia at 84! His nan is only just over 70iirc, FFS!

I'm not sure there IS a rational explanation to the 'nanfucker' thing. It probably came about because the stupid fuck is always banging on about his nan and how much he loves her and owes everything to her and would be nothing without her and on and on and on and on until everyone pukes up and passes out!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:04

grin at Greeny

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:16


LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:46

I think it was Bof that started it.
It came from when he dragged his Nan on to all the initial additions and wept about how much he loved her, and how he was doing it all for her.
[puke emoticon].

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:18:48


BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:07

Nanfuckers is getting a few sneaky calls in before the break ends!!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:17

I reckon they should give us that competition prize for watching this shit. We must be the entire audience by now.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:20

Nanfucker He mentions in every vt that he loves his Nan. It is creepy. We suspect he's really done her in, and wears her clothes, Psycho-stylee. He has buried her in his basement. There are lots of spare 'Nans'.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:19:33

Oh, Nanfucker is Christopher. Cause he loves his Nan so much.

Hating Olly would be cruel. He would not understand the haterz.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:20:26

Just read Fail story. He's spent most of his life shopping for his Nan. How much stuff does she need already?

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:20:51

I'm here tonight. RL intervened yesterday and I had to go out and get enormously pissed. Have caught up today, though. Still traumatised by Nanfucker's laser eyes...

Nanfucker makes every song into Light Entertainment. Like an 80s Saturday night show. He could do Rage Against the Machine and it'd sound like Donny Osmond.

Olly see you could shaft him, then nick Robbies number off his phone. Win win standard.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:20:58

is she? Fuck, she is only a few years older than my Mum, who would be mortified if we were to talk like that about her.

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:21:14

Nanfucker was mine, yes. I'm resting on my laurels now. I'll say something funny again in 2013.

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:21:58

NanFucker just really really loves his nan. He has been pictured copping a feel hugging her and everyfink in the dailies, simply to show what a nice guy he is

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:21:58

lol Fellow, at shagging Olly to get Robbie's number.

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:22:12

I love a bit of Olly.

I don't want any of them to win.

I just can't bring myself to give a tiny rats turd about any of them.

But I do enjoy these threads whilst I'm waiting to vote for Helen to bottle yet more trials grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:22:36

Cardi I didn't get to watch yesterday either. Doesn't appear we missed anything

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:22:55

grin Enjoy

SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 18-Nov-12 20:23:06

Ok, a bit like the peter kay take off who did every sing off with a backdrop of his dead gran

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:23:25

MmeLindor when I read articles about them I keep trying to work out how there another generation is squeezed in because his nan is such a young nan!

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:23:26

This thread is making me die! How comes I haven't discovered this sooner! I am grin at nanfucker getting a few sneaky votes in through thread break!


I want Rylan to win to annoy Gary and Simon.

James, I bet he's a right dirty feckers.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:24:33


BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:24:42

Scouts' honour? They'd better be careful, they'll be giving Carolyn Flack the horn.

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:24:46

jessie it took me about half an hour to get the gist of it this morning. Generally as shit as we have come to expect!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:24:56

Ooh Ella gave Nantucket evils there

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:02

Oh AnyF, I could have stayed as Rudolph and peoples could have SEEN that I was not you. IYSWIM.
I can't post, my dog is poorlysick and pissing all the places. It's almost as bad as Nanfucker's singing, not quite though sad
Please bitch for me...

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:17

I am only still watching cause of these threads.

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:24

I haven't never so much want to reach into the tv and smack someone as much as I do when Chris talks angry

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:30

I want what Dermot is on tonight

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:33

More Nanfucker possible song choices for next week..

I've Got Love For You If You Were Born In The Thirties (The Thirties)

D.I.S.C. .O.A.P

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:57

Not the Fire song Alicia..

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:25:59

Nantucket? Fecking autocorrect

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:26:06

oh, Sue. Poor doggy.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:26:26

Is it Chinese New Year? Corrr that came round quick

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:26:37

sad @ Sues poorly dog

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:26:57

Alicia Keys has a child called Egypt. That alone put me off her.

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:27:00

Oh bugger, it is.. time to put kettle on..

grin bofing

I met the Flack. She's a ignorant birch and about two foot tall, and towie Orange too.
I miss the Yeo Valley ads. Those farmers were hot

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:27:32

Sue sad@ poorly doggy.

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:27:55

Poor Alicia looks like she's trying to squeeze out a poo.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:27:56

Even Alicia keys sounds shite on the X factor

LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:28:08

I just read that link and the sidebar caught my eye.
John Torode and Lisa Faulkner are together.
Don't they make a nice couple?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:28:10

Whops she nearly went!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:28:26

I miss the Yeo Valley farmers too.This would be the perfect time for an ad ...

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:28:33

My Sex is on Fiyah This girl is on Fiyah My chip pan's on fiyah. Boooorrrrrring. Anyone got any good jokes to pass the time. I have. Nanfucker!

tigerdriverII Sun 18-Nov-12 20:29:11

DS just asked where the odd ninjas came from. And btw is she Alicia off key or is it my telly?

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:29:26

Nice beefy armpit there Alicia, thanks for that

So, if Nanfucker wins, what song do we all vote to do a Facebook Joe McElderry to him then?

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:29:46

God, that was dull.

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:29:47

Did Alicia nearly fall down the stairs?? Anyone with rewind facility able to confirm?

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:29:50

Ahhh Sue. Hope doggy better soon. Our dogs doing some serious dog farts tonight but so far no pissing.....

Agreed that even Alisha Keys sounds shit. Must be the singing live thing. Amazing how few acts can really pull it off these days..

That armpit is on fiyahhhhh. FYI.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:30:06

She might be in the bottom two - that was shite

tigerdriverII Sun 18-Nov-12 20:30:51

Obv sharing a dressing room w shitsinger

Katiekitty Sun 18-Nov-12 20:30:52

Ah fuck, I'm going to have to catch up with you lot on +1.
Am trying to get a load of treasure onto Fleabay tonight smile

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:30:57

She was a bit wobbly, wasn't she?

I have found my question mark.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:31:43

Brad's looking a bit rough. Must be co-sleeping with 25 kids.

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:31:46

Ah, here's Brad with the dreamy expression of a man trying to remember the daft names of all his children.

pierpressure Sun 18-Nov-12 20:31:51

Poor dog,love that we are all way more sympathetic for Sue's dog than any poxy contestant!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:31:52

I'd buy Tulisa's new single if it stopped Nanfucker getting to number 1.. not really

I don't understand the Brad Adconfused

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 20:31:59

Is it just me or does brad pitts eye lok a bit wonky in that chanel ad?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:32:48

Flumpy yes she did!
That will teach her to be on stairs in heels with a dress she has been painted into grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:33:35

Bof I'm really disturbed by the fact that I actually KNOW the names of all the Pitt-Jolie/Jolie-Pitt progeny.

pierpressure Sun 18-Nov-12 20:34:14

Have made my DH go and watch Grand Prix in the shed. (Superior boys shed tbf with big TV etc)
My poor dogcant cope with knowing where to be, keeps tapping on the door to be let in and then wanting to go out again. Can't round us up tonight!

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:34:31

It's annoying me - sorry to hassle but did Alicia nearly fall or have I had too much wine?

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:35:02

X post - thanks!!

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:02

The girl with the guitar has she gone???????

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:12

Oh doing it for my nan!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:17

Oh Nanfucker shut the fuck up about your fucking fuckety fuck Nan.

mentioned the nan twice there

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:25

He wants to do it for his Nan. Who knew?

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:27

Ha ha!! I wanna do it for me nan!! Make her eyes sparkle!! Ha ha hahaaaaaaaa!

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:30

Yeah she did Flumpy

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:37

I want put the sparkle back in my nan's life! I bet you do... Creepy(!)

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:43

Sole, yes she was sick for two weeks running so gave up sad

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:44

I think Ella (she's only16, apparently) is at risk.

Nanfucker-Nan just wants you to move the fuck out of her house!

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 20:36:47

He wants to put the sparkle in his dead nans eye.

Is he really saying all that? Excuse me - emergency vomit dash......>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> barrrfs

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:37:32

Watching chris Maloney go on about his nan is like watching Peter Andre tell us how much he loves his kids!

Lucy had to stand down due to illness!

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:37:47

Is Gary really short?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:06

Bob Mortimer on Twitter - just described Nanfucker as having a face like an anal barnacle. I like that.

CindySherman Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:22

grin nan fuckers sparkle in her eye!

vigglewiggle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:22

I heard the "nan" references and looked for this thread immediately. I nearly choked on my satsuma reading the responses!

sailorsgal Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:33

OMG Louis's trousers. shock Shiny and tight. yuck!

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:34

am jealous of your hi tech shed

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:38:40

Lol Louis!

Can you imagine if his nan died just before the final just like on Peter Kay shock

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:09

ooh, Jaymi and his mates are through.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:22

oh ffs.

Anal barnacle? Genius! <<<round of applause>>>

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:27

Yay at Bazza's face there

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:27

Rylan is through grin

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:28


MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:31

Yay. Rylan

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:32


AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:34

gawd, the boyband is through

and Rylan grin

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:35


SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:36

Ooh right! Thank you lisad smile

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:43

YES!¬!!!!!!¬!¬ GO RYLAN

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:44

What is goin on with Louis' trousers???confused

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:39:52

Lucy had a pass through one week due to illness but was still ill so decided to step out as it wouldn't be fair to get a pass twice (something like that anyway!)

Good so far!

Is it me. Or is Jahmenes head a funny shape? My DD thinks he looks like ET

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:01

Chow mein is through!

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:11

Please please don't let Chris go in!!

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:11


<nervous giggle>

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:28

DH is now referring to Nanfucker and Pinhead

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:28


lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:41


squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:43

ad break first

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:43



MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:48


Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:49

NNNNNNNNNOooooooooooo !!!!!!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:51

There is NO God!!!!!!1

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:51


Fellowship - I said exactly that last night. It's not head shaped that's for sure. Can't quite put my finger on what shape it is exactly.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:52



MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:55

Im waiting for my facebook to explode with outrage.

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:40:57


IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:03


sailorsgal Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:03

I don't believe it. shock

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:04

No way!!!!

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:07


FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:07


MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:10

Nanfucker clings on for another week shock

What is the world coming to?

What the actual fuck?

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:12

Aww I like chris

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:15

That is unbelievable. I thnk Ella will be going!

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:17

He is a bit lego-esque

Oh fuck. Really? Really???

BloominMarvellous Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:21


EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:26

Fuck me, how many Nans has he seduced bribed?

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:27


GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:35

Who is voting for Nanfucker?

Are the bingo halls deserted?

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:46

Just me then

orangefan Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:46

I knew it would be Ella, too much shagging of unionJ boys, will be the ruin of anyone.
Also don't like James, looks like he needs a wash!

squishyotter Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:53

I voted Christopher and Rylan :D

Nanfucker is on fiyahhhhhh!

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:55

squishy ?????
THis is madness. THe two best singers in the bottom two. ot that I like either of them, but still...

bagpuss Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:59

How did that happen? Honestly, what is wrong with people? confused

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:41:59

No way!

Had those 2 down for the final.

Too many nan's in on a saturday night voting!

Perhaps I jinxed James by hoping I wouldnt have to hear his name every week and have flashbacks.....

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:01

Do you reckon he's advertising at Gala bingo? Got his photo printed on all the cards?

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:08

Thats shameful!!! shock Ella vs James WTAF??

LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:11

I don't fucking believe it.shock
So now we're going to lose one of the two best acts.
Who the fuck is voting out there???

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:13

Sole this is not a safe place for you to admit this smile

MissMogwi Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:17

I nearly choked on a Dorito then. WTAF.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:18

How many phones does Nanfucker actually have?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:25

So- Shitsinger still has 3 acts, so they may ditch James to even things out. Based on last night-Ella should go.

mamalovesmojitos Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:40


AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:45

< sigh >

why do I watch this shite ?

will I ever learn ?

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:56

Blimey. This is bad, bet it goes to deadlock. I'm really worried either Rylan or Christopher is going to win this.

I hope James stays.

How is Nanfucker in still did the eye lasers have subliminal messages I was immune from due to half watching half MNetting last night?

Everlong Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:57


Who has voted those dicks in?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:42:59

Nanfucker must own his own network

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:02


Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:20

In fairness there would t be quite as much to laugh about on here when cardiac/ nanfucker leaves I've enjoyed the posts on here for weeks now.
Still amazed he's clung on tho

MunchkinsMumof2 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:23

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, the only 2 with any talent in the bottom 2???? What is wrong with the British public?

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:23

I really thought we might see the back of Nanfucker when those 3 were left on the stage!

What the fuck, fuckety fuck?

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:34

How many Nan's did the tango man have to get above bottom two?!

It's all tripe isn't it?!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Sun 18-Nov-12 20:43:44

What????? What is going on with the british public???? ( ok, I didnt vote, but still...)

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:02

Nanfucker's anthem:

If I Said You Had An Elderly Body Would You Hold It Against Me

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:10

Surely james will stay? [shocked]

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:19

Flumpy you make a good point. It wouldn't be the same for us without having our Nan-shaped voodoo doll to stick pins in each weekend.

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:27

Scousers stick up for each other don't they? He's got the might of Liverpool voting for him. Only reason I can think of for him still being in the competition.

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:39

It's squishy doing the voting, she's admitted it. She hasn;t explained WHY though...

SinisterBuggyMonth Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:53

I think there needs to be a twat filter on the phone vote

sailorsgal Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:57

At least on Strictly the worst dancer goes out!

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:44:59

fuck me nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:18

I am so shocked!!! I would of put those two in the final, think the judges are going to struggling to decide with this one!!

Nooooo James is awesome.

Cardiac should have went.

Also Rylan is BOUND to feel wick!

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:29

they are both too good to be in the vote off.It makes you wonder who is actually doing the voting???

Everlong Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:33

I love James. Can't stand Ella.

I'm a bit nervous <idiot>

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:48

James better stay or i'll explode!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:52

It has shit these two right up, hasn't it?

CindySherman Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:53

It's those shaky fingers voting 10 times on speed dial

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:55

Ella OMG

Bet the American judge is just ...

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:45:59

Squishy doesn't own Vodafone though does she?

pierpressure Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:06

Mme L, not my shed, strictly DH's. Wish he would actually watch more out there,but to be fair it is slightly chilly!
I love it most as it means all model cars, planes, grand prix flags etc are absolutely banned from the house!

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:11

I am ashamed of the witless Scousers keeping him in. Ashamed.

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:15

I think the problem is we are all assuming that the x factor is actually a 'talent' show.....

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:16

oh, Ella looks really upset. Poor darling.

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:20

They both will work after this show, I don't think it's the end of the world for them whichever one goes.

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:20

I don't actually like Ella or James, so it's win-win for me but I'm OUTRAGED on all your behalfs

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:30

Rylan is a joke

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:46:52

Flatter than a flat thing?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:04


TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:08

I really think this is a fix. Last week judges and dermot were hamming up the rival between union j and district 3. Guess what....they go up against each other in the bottom two. That gets rid of District 3 and now union j get all the boyband votes.

James Arthur is really popular as is Ella now they are in the bottom getting rid of another contestant that could hinder union j's progress in the competition.

The producers are keeping nanfucker in to put him in the final with union j, oh and guess what union j wins. Simon Cowell very happy with his new one direction boyband that he can churn out in the states and turn into a cash cow!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:09

This reminds me of when ds was a baby. She's avoided a few notes...

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:14

No not Ella OR James..........

I'm switching off yesterday! angry

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:16

Tulisa's face is about to start leaking

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:18

Oh dear.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:19

Nobody like Ella?

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:26

WHo knows, Enjoy ? smile
But if she would explain why she did it it might make it clearer what is going on. COme on, squishy, spill!

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:28

bad song choice for Ella mind

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:32

Beginning to wonder if this is a fix like getting rage against the machine to number one few years back.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:41

Oh I think Ellas going........

Ouch on the high notes ella

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:43

I feel so sorry for these two. I am not a James fan, but he doesn't deserve to be in the bottom 2, and neither does Ella!

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:47:57

Oooh not good top notes.

hermioneweasley Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:02

I am stunned! I thought they'd both be finalists. Rylan is still in. Rylan FFS people. (this is what I get for not voting or really even watching but my DVD finished and Tv went onto ITV)

girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:14

Oh dear she didn't really get that note right did she bless her, 16 is too young for this show!!!

It's a Cowell conspiracy.

Sinitta said he plans to ditch it. itv will only do that if it loses viewers and credibility, due to the ad revenue it gives them. Hence the crap judges, and shit like Nanfucker possibly winning.

He is killing his own show.

LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:16

So who are the judges going to choose?
It'll be up to Gary and Louis, I think it'll go to deadlock.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:18

Is it just me, or does she sometimes sing a wee bit too low. And ouch at the high notes.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:20

I like Ella, bad song though, James is good, just needs some teeth fixing.

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:20

tricky song to sing that one by bedingfield

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:28

Greeny, I don't like any of them grin

Calyx Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:29

Look at Tulisa trying to make tears!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:40

I still blame Louis for fucking up the first week,when Rylan should have gone instead of Carolynn.

That was really painful.

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:40

Oh good grief poor girl though, she struggled with that

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:48:51

That made my ears bleed.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:13

Bad song choice for Ella.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:23

Isn't this an Alicia Keys song?

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:27

Poor Ella..

Did Shitsinger just say James effing Arthur?

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:33

James is awful.

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:37

Love this song.

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:48

Louis will keep Ella in. Gary will keep James in.

Will go to deadlock.

CindySherman Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:50

Ella was awful sorry

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:58

looks like James has a dodgy little song choice aswell.It sounds well rubbish

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:49:58

ella - good voice but turns everything totally pedestrian if you see what i mean.

i love james. i'd buy his album

wtf??? who the hell admitted to voting for me up there?????^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:05

You could be right, Tactical.

Ok, Shitsinger will vote for James, as will Gary.

Tulisa will go for Ella.

So it comes down to bloody Louis.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:15

Oh they are both shit tonight

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:15

Just me and thee I think Louis grin

Ooh good, another cheery upbeat little ditty from James then

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:25

I think they may do it so James goes because he is bound to get a deal. It is an obvious piss take they are both in this position!

bagpuss Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:25

God he looks like he needs a good scrub.

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:25

She did, Jelly! She's bloody good value, bless her.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:27

Yrs, it is wr3, well spotted so early smile

MissMogwi Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:29

Deadlock I reckon.

I like Ella, but I reckon she's going.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:31

He's much better than Ella here.

Shitty is really concentrating.

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:32

we3king WELL DONE I love finding a way to blame Louis for anything at all.


girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:35

James is very good........... poor Ella sad

Oh good choice James.

Feel for Ella, she'd have nailed that note usually, she did that high note before.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:39

I can't be doing with all his pained warbling. Wouldn't be sorry if Jamie boy went.

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:44

Louis just had his hands up over his head clapping Ella. He really likes her.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:44

Also from Twitter - 'Alicia Keys - try Canesten' grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:55

I think i love him...

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:56

Hmm. I prefer Ella to James, but he is doing this pretty well, and avoided the pitfall of selecting yowling cat-torture notes.

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:50:57

I would have to choose James Arthur out of the 2

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:04

For me the problem with Ella is that she is "only 16" but is presented like a 40 yr old- wheres her youth and spirit? Why isnt she tearing it up like that young lassie on The Voice last year?

Think is the problemis that lots of us dont vote ( inclding myself [red])

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:09

She did say that. James Effing Arthur. She needs to stop that.

Hmm, not keen on this either, tbh.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:15

Much as I dislike him, I think he is better than her tonight.

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:27

Yay for James. Poor Ella.

He is killing his own show

Exactly that. No other possible explanation for how awful this one has been.

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:31

james was ace. Totally got the 'x factor'. See what I did there, eh?!

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:32

I think James will go on the deadlock. He's been in the bottom 2 before hasn't he?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:33

Louis will choose Ella

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:34

Poor Shitty- she looks really confusedgrin

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:39

James = shit name but very talented.

Ella = sweet girl but dull. Although she is only 16 mind...

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:51:42

Ella's going to go?

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:52:16

Well done Tulisa.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:52:26

awww poor little Ella, she is only 16.

You go Tulisatitsout!!!

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:52:30

Fuck you Dullisa

Does anyone know how old Ella is?

squoosh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:52:36

I soooo want a Christopher v Rylan final. Go the people!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:52:56

She is barking

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:01

yes, Platypus. I think you are right. They need Ella to be more youthful

hermioneweasley Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:02

Ooo, Tulisa very angry with people for not voting and being complacent.

BOFingSanta Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:04

Ooh, Shitsinger is doing COLD RAGE.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:09

First time I've agreed with Dulisagrin

Barry has to vote James, surely.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:10

Call the viewers idiots? Nice move, Dulisa.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:17

Ooh tough choice

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:25

cheating judges being biased fixed and rigged it's sickening

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:36

Fucking well vote Louis

orangefan Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:36

Oooh Tulisa, easy tiger.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:45

They are all wacko it's just a silly TV game-show.

<wanders off to find a life>

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:49

Louis will send it to deadlock, cause Gary must go for James.

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:50

Betting on deadlock

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:51

Nnnooo! Louis!

AnyFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:52

well, Tulisa is slagging off the public voters of the UK

apparently they are the ones who are forcing this situation

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:53

Laughing at Christopher v rylan final!! Hilarious!

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:56

gary will keep james

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:57

Louis you prat.

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:58


SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:53:58

16 badger

RalphGnu Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:02

This is unbearable.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:09

Deadlock then, since he said he likes James best.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:17

It is all staged, so that people vote.

chipstick10 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:19

Hark at Tulsa getting on her soap box. She put rylan thru every week,not so funny now babe is it?

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:26

As predicted. And James to go.

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:29

Shit I think Ella will go.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:30

Fucks sake, judges - it's only telly....

girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:30

DEADLOCK!!!!! eeeeeeeeee

MikeLitoris Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:34

Ella is going surely.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:48


Valium anyone? grin

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:50

<biting nails>

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:54:52

I wouldn't vote on x factor until the last night.

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:07

Oh no.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:12

Aw poor kid. It's a travesty.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:14

Oh dear, poor girl.

Bye bye

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:15

Well thank fuck for that.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:15


MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:21

Poor Ella, so unfair that Nanfucker and Rylan went through.

orangefan Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:22

Ooooh, can't wait to see Tulisa's reaction.

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:27

R..I.P Ella

Vivalebeaver Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:28

Shit show.

I'm voting .rylan now.

girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:34

Bloody hell, poor Ella - I am so shocked!!!

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:35

At least Ella is young and gifted and will still go far good luck to her she is brilliant

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:48

Poor Ellasad. She should still be in. Nanfucker is shit. Rylan is shit.

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:55:51

How old is she, does anyone know?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:02

Well, Tulisa,from winning judge to spare part...

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:02

Agree MME smile

RalphGnu Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:05

What a mature response from Ella. Good on her.

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:06

Dulisa is outraged

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:06

She is very gracious for a 16 year old. She should be v proud of herself

The only good thing about this travesty is that it might, just might, result in a bit of nanfucker backlash. Here's hoping.

squoosh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:12

Ella is lovely and gracious.

Sargesaweyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:13

James will win it now I reckon

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:17

Maybe we should all start backing Nanfucker, just to piss the judges off.

Onlyhappywhenitsnows Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:18

We are only just watching as record and then run most of it forwards but my dh will be outraged, OUTRAGED at this turn of events!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:22

Hate Tulisa's sulky spiteful face.

Lunchalot Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:22

It's a rubbish fixed show and the voting is just a joke ,must be a load of brain dead morons voting

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:24

We should all start voting for Rylan now. Anything to get rid of Nanfucker.

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:30

Patchy fake tan too. hmm

TacticalWheelbarrow Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:31

Watch next week it will be a James Arthur jahmene sing off. One step closer to Cowell and co getting their new one direction!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:41

Anyone else watching The Secret Of Crickley Hall now?

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:44

Ella is 16

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:52

I think that ridiculous version of 'You're the One THat I Want' finished her off. It was bloody awful.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 20:56:57

Hello, crashing the thread for a mo to ask whether you ever worked out who it is that Maloney resembles? It bugs me every time I have the misfortune of laying eyes on him, but I'm pretty sure he looks like a puppet from some tv show or advert... Not a muppet, I don't think, but possibly a dolmio puppet? Any help gratefully received grin!

NanFucker Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:10

does everyone mean fixing as in putting stories in the newspapers to sway public opinion or fix fix as in making up the numbers of the votes?? I thought they couldn't do that after all the scandals a year or so back?

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:11

Louis it's like you read my mind

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:14

Trouble is, it's because people have been voting for Rylan,that Ella has gone.

Union J to win!grin

squoosh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:27

Christopher's Granny must have repetitive strain injury from all the voting she's doing.

MacAndCheese Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:41

Oh heck. Dulisa is singing next week too. shock

startwig1982 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:57

What a shame. See you all next week!

lisad123 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:57:58

Where were Ella's best bits!!!

orangeone Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:11

I feel abit sick.

<although I might have eaten too many marshmallows>

squoosh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:14

I think it's a grassroots movement to piss Simon Cowell off. I like.

Jellykat Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:24

Well that was pure shit!

< stomps off to the jungle >

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:28

whatdoes maybe the Count in Sesame Street?

SoleSource Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:29

Oh no Mac sadsadsad

hermioneweasley Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:33

Agree, handled it with fantastic grace and dignity which would be beyond many adults and she's 16. I would die of pride if she were my daughter.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:34

Do you reckon they didn't have a best bits tape?

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 20:58:35

Anyway must go watch silly bint get her paps out on Sleb.....blush

sunshine401 Sun 18-Nov-12 20:59:08

Can I ask....
Did anyone on here actually vote , if so who for ?

LineRunner Sun 18-Nov-12 20:59:21

Nanfucker's nan might need some physio, yes.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 20:59:21

Dulisa may be ill next week, I reckongrin

Greensleeves Sun 18-Nov-12 20:59:47

when christopher smiles he reminds me powerfully of mr blobby

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:03

Chris votes for himself apparently.

Does anyone her ever vote? I don't grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:03

Mickey Bubbles!

Poor Ella. She's only 16 as well grin

How come last year, when Cokeuphisnoser went, they brought Amelia Lilly back. But, when Lucy pisshead Spraggan went due to mega hangover illness Dullisa didn't get anyone to replace her?

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:26

The good outcome is that Tulisa has no acts left.

The bad news is that the letter T has now been eliminated from her vocabulary completely.

MmeLindor Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:28

Ella was v dignified.

Flumpyflumps Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:35

She behaved. Better that tulisa who threw her toys out.
I'd burst with pride if she were my girl

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:35

Aaaiiiii aggghh Mickey Serial Killer Bubbles

Onlyhappywhenitsnows Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:36

Yy Christopher is like the dolmio man or maybe a muppet? The bear?

LadyBeagle Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:48

Hark at us, being all outraged when none of us ever actually vote grin.

MsElleTow Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:50

She's upset on the Xtra Factor!

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 21:00:51

add an *e and that may make sense.

Everlong Sun 18-Nov-12 21:01:05

Fuck me.

I wasn't going to drink tonight, have had my quota this weekend but it had to be done. I'm all agog.

<deep breaths>

All is well. James stays. Ella is gone.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 21:01:07

Greenyeyes, yes, it could be the count in Sesame Street smile. Can't for the life of me think of any other similar-looking puppets, but feel like there's one I'm missing... I won't be losing any sleep over it, though, I promise!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 21:01:35

Maybe they weren't expecting to need an Ella's best bit tape yetsad

EnjoyResponsibly Sun 18-Nov-12 21:01:43

Sunshine of course not. We are too busy on this thread.

Except Squishy AKA 3G

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 21:01:58

onlyhappy, will google the muppet bear...

Onlyhappywhenitsnows Sun 18-Nov-12 21:03:05

Is it bert of bert and ernie fame that Christopher looks like?

girliefriend Sun 18-Nov-12 21:03:17

There is a muppet that he looks like but not the count, is it the one who doesn't really talk but beeps instead?

Bloody hell, you lot stayin for the jungle then grin ??

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 21:03:31

Ooh, sunshine, I voted for James in the first week!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 21:03:35

We are spared Dulisa trying to say 'girls' though. Which is a mercy. grin

cardibach Sun 18-Nov-12 21:03:40

I don;t think the conspiracy theories regarding Union J are right - Cowell surely knows that the girlies have the Wandies and The Wanted. ANother identikit boy band wouldn;t sell.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 21:04:17

Beeker? Aww, he's cute. Nanfucker is NOT cute.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 21:04:24

He does look like bert! Not sure what the beeping muppet looks like...

Greensleeves Sun 18-Nov-12 21:04:39
Onlyhappywhenitsnows Sun 18-Nov-12 21:04:58

Actually Christopher looks like the love child of bert and ernie from sesame street. Ernie's head shape, bert's face colour.

GreenyEyes Sun 18-Nov-12 21:05:21
we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 18-Nov-12 21:06:04

Stop comparing Nanfucker to a Muppet. It's really unfair to muppets.
I feel sorry for Ella- but that song choice was abysmal.

WhatDoesTheDogSay Sun 18-Nov-12 21:06:10

Ha ha ha, I'm very glad I posted now smile!

Anyone remember the film 'the burbs'? The murdering dr 'dr kopeckz' is the spitting image of nanfucker.

Figgygal Sun 18-Nov-12 21:07:09

Holy shit!!

chipstick10 Sun 18-Nov-12 21:09:32

Are there any young people voting? Cannot believe young people like nanfucker

Greensleeves Sun 18-Nov-12 21:10:54

i still say mr blobby i tell yer

it's the way his eyes go even wider and more deranged when he smiles

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 21:10:57

Who is NANFUCKER? confused

Onlyhappywhenitsnows Sun 18-Nov-12 21:11:24

Are there any people voting at all? Apart from nanfucker?

chipstick10 Sun 18-Nov-12 21:11:33

Have never voted before but am going to vote rylan.

QuiteQuiet Sun 18-Nov-12 21:11:53

Oh I see, thank you Greeny!