X-Factor- It's Guilty Pleasures week! Could Cardiac secretly be a Death Metal fan?

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we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 18:42:11

in other words- sing what the heck you like.

I am sooooo disappointed in this series. I don't want any of them to win.

In other news, Matt the hat switched on the Christmas lights not far from me. with Steps. I missed it. Guttedgrin

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 18:44:20

<marking place>

Talking of guilty pleasures ...

hope you can see this

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 18:46:27

ooh,The Wandies.grin

you know,thanks to the dross this year, I'm actually starting to like Lidl Muffins.

but never Claggy

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 18:58:04

I'm in.

I was listening to Radio 1 yesterday and Caroline Flack said Nanfucker was the Mum's favourite! shock. I thought she obviously hasn't been following this thread!

RudolphUcker Sat 17-Nov-12 19:14:20

MmeL. Don't tell me they've got to you too. shock Lidl Muffins are gawdawful too Raah, be ashamed.

Any spoilers?

And fuck off with the Mum's Choice bollocks, he's getting fear votes from the Nannas.

RudolphUcker Sat 17-Nov-12 19:14:50

And my computer/internets is sloooooooow tonight so I may be missing sad

MikeLitoris Sat 17-Nov-12 19:16:08

Do we have a song list?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:18:03

<hangs head in shame>

Sorry Suegrin

I hate Nanfucker. He has to go. I don't believe anyone can really think hischeese-fest is good, unless they are deaf and being paid to like it grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:19:47

Mike- we don't seem to get a song-list spoiler anymoresad. All Iknow is Chowmein isn't doing katy perry, 'Friday Night', cos it is about booze and sex , and Chowmein isn't into that.grin

RudolphUcker Sat 17-Nov-12 19:21:12

Pinhead doing 'Can't take my eyes off you' (how is that guilty?) possibly. But then somewhere else he says it's well known and Lauren Hill did a version with a twist.

Could he be doing the annual outing of Killing me Softly? Someone has to.

Rylan doing a Duran Duran medley

I think Chowmein will be doing Tom Jones, a la Carlton. In a bow tie.

RudolphUcker Sat 17-Nov-12 19:23:39

Nanfucker must be doing Bonnie Tyler. Or Kajagoogoo.

I don't really get 'guilty pleasures' week. Most of the songs they sing, I think are shit. So what counts? Novelty songs?

See, I would think some cheesy 80s belter is a guilty pleasure - but they do them in all seriousness every week. <baffled>

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 19:24:08

Nanfucker reckons he makes everyone dance round the living room, and cheers us all up in the recession! He makes me want to chuck things at the tele!

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 19:27:34

I don't actually like them. I bought them because of you lot

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:30:14

Yeah yeah. Bet you have JLS condoms too.

I am back as me, everyone thought I was AnyF. And I couldn't do that to her.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 19:31:18

Jls condoms? Please tell me you are joking


we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:31:36

See, a guilty pleasure would be admitting to liking Glen Medeiros.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:32:24
SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:33:22


I did not know he was from Hawaii until last year. I thought he was English.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:34:37

Surely the blue one is under-agegrin he looks 12. Best contraceptive EVER. Just looking at the packet would kill the moodgrin

Gooeyhead Sat 17-Nov-12 19:35:11

rudolph Lauren Hill did a version of "can't take my eyes off you" smile x

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:35:50

Did she Gooey? That makes more sense then grin
(I am Rudolph, not socking here btw)

I still don't see how it's guilty.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:35:57

I just wanted someone to push Glen off the cliff. He had lovely bouffy hair.

Guilty Pleasures is a shit theme<grumpy>

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 19:37:36


Can you imagine handing them to your partner? DH would laugh me out of the bedroom.

Ultimate contraceptives.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:39:06

It IS a shit theme.
Let us have our annual list of better themes. I'll start.

Comedy Songs Week
Telly themes week
English Folk Week
Prog-rock week (would be a looooong programme)
Show Choons week

Any more?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:39:32

I'm worried about what Louis's guilty pleasure maybe. And I bet Tulisa likes a bit of Celine Dion, when she isn't being urban

snice Sat 17-Nov-12 19:41:34

i saw the JLS condoms in supermarket reduced section for 20p a packet some time ago and bought them for DP as a joke (one of each-couldn't choose!)

Funnily enough they're still in his drawer

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:44:01

I couldn't buy reduced condoms. Same as I wouldn't buy a pregnancy testing kit from the pound shop. There's no logic to it, but it would worry me grin.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 19:44:18

We should have Adele Week
Songs from John Lewis adverts
Abba/Metallica mash-up week

Gooeyhead Sat 17-Nov-12 19:44:35

Yeah I think is was around 1998!! Not sure if it was a single or not but it was on the single CD of either her song "Ex-factor" or "do that thing"!!!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:47:38

Christmas Week PROPERLY. With carols
Hymns Week
Cbeebies Filler Songs week

snice Sat 17-Nov-12 19:47:42

I think I was fairly safe that they'd never get used Sue grin

No idea if this is based in fact or what - but Digital Spy forums report that Nanfucker is doing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

Beachy Head isn't all that far - I reckon I can make it in time grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 19:56:59

Everything he does is a guilty pleasure. Apart from the obvious fact there is no pleasure, not on our part anyway. He may be getting a buzz <shudders>

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 19:58:06

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up was number 1 when I got my first full time job! <I'm old>

Whodyanickabollockoff Sat 17-Nov-12 20:00:48

I've really gone off it i hate the fact the judges are allowed to vote for their own acts it's just bollx tbh adn a massive fix not to mention all the lip sinking(miming) It's really getting on my nerves now.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:00:54

Was my first single EVAH <proud>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:01:05

I loved Rick Astleyblush and his shit dancing.

pmsl @Cbeebies filler songs. The new Autumn song is pantsgrin

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:02:03

I had the album, on cassette! Fucking hell, I am old!

Whodyanickabollockoff Sat 17-Nov-12 20:02:08

I mean that Louis is just a joke employed to talk bollx i guess because that is all he does.i mean that Ryland can't sing and is a joke and keeps getting through .It's a total fix

LottieJenkins Sat 17-Nov-12 20:02:09

I have stopped voting for Christopher. I dont think i will be voting tonight at all.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:02:12

Well if Dermie has Bonnie Tyler, Nanfucker wont <adjusts list>

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:03:06

Slade Week.

That would be good.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:03:39

Ooh a bit of Chesney Hawkes!

MikeLitoris Sat 17-Nov-12 20:03:47

Fuck. I had nanfucker down to sing chesney.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:04:48

Shitsinger's granny died this week. Do we have to be nice? please say no

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:04:52

Nanfucker will do 'There's no-one quite like Grandma' . grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:05:10

Slade week <nods>

Meatloaf Week.

How about Previous Forgettable XF Winners Songs Week?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:06:10

Union J should do the Birdie Song. In costume.

ihatethecold Sat 17-Nov-12 20:06:22

Which one is nanfucker? grin

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:06:34

Evening all!

Actually sue the Poundland tests are quite reliable...,

Surely every week is guilty pleasures week this year?!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:06:37

Songs from Animated Movies Week.

Care Bears have some crackers

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:07:13

Don't let Ella drink- SHE'S ONLY 16

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:07:43

I'm sure they are Faith, they're prolly from exactly the same factory. Just feels wrong iyswim.
Lidl do condoms, which makes me laugh on a weekly basis <sad>

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:09:04

I can't believe I missed dysentery being sent home last week, surely union j/g have to go this week? I'm resigned to nanfucker being around forever.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:09:13

This is a current single, no? Why are the Babyshits guilty about it?

BubleShit has had a haircut. Edgy.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:10:07

This is surprisingly ok

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:10:29

Ooh, making it their own with the clever addition of clapping

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:10:52

I like that song Tulisa.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:03

Tulisa- we hate all your songs.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:08

That song will always make me think of expats daughter sad

That was dire. Tuning was appalling.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:13

There is a point to Guilty Pleasures Week? Who knew?

ihatethecold Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:31

Jeez Tulisa is orange! hmm

CuthbertDibble Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:38

I can't listen to this song without singing the Dominic Byrne version 'don't call me baldy'! Much better than this rubbish grin

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:11:39

Tulisa has been shagging a footballer, who has a girlfriend who is 3 months pregnant! She called her a psychotic nutter and a liar on Twitter!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:12:05

We're a bit thin tonight. <peers at register>
Boffles? Greeny? Hassled? Everyone?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:12:06

I'm sure those suits have been recycled fromevery other series- usually being the Beatles.

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:12:20

I don't know any dullisa songs, but I'm fairly confident that I would hate them.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:12:22

Same, HavealittleFaith.sad

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:12:33

Tulisa and Nicole are looking quite rough (says she sitting in pJs)

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:13:13

I just don't like a jacket and jeans. Too Clarkson for me. <gimmer>

ihatethecold Sat 17-Nov-12 20:13:15

Those boys are wearing far too much make up. Grim

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:13:29

Having- i know.sad

They could put the boxes on their heads <helpful>

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:13:44

I always knew Nanfucker was a Mickey Mouse act.

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:14:18

I've got my guilty pleasures. Pizza and wine! grin

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:14:19

In some ways it's nice, like a little tribute to her? But always sad too.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:14:38

Christ knows what Rylan's guilty pleasure is going to be!

Follyfoot Sat 17-Nov-12 20:14:40

I see on American X Factor they are releasing the voting results with individual placings each week. Would be interesting to see that here. Is Cardiac really top each week shock?

AliceWChild Sat 17-Nov-12 20:15:01

I'm always here reading but can't think of anything witty enough to say grin

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:15:53

Nancy they are, you know, urban.

Does anyone actually know what that means?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:16:32

Actual LOLLING at the 'your face' watch ad.


LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:16:45

Bay City Rollers Week.

Everyone fights not to have to do Shang A Lang. Or to look like Derek Longmuir.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:16:52

mmmmm- i love Gary Oldman I know he hasn't aged that well

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:17:05

True Having, I always think of her when I hear it, and Expat and her family.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:17:52

The Osmonds vs. Jackson 5 week.

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:17:58

that sainsbo's ad has reminded me I need to replace the xmas chocs I've already scoffed. Both boxes. blush

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:04

Enjoy I've heard some of her offerings with the band with the div in the hat, that was enough for me!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:16

My first single was a Bay City Rollers oneblush- i was only 4grin.
My first love was les Mckeown. grin

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:17

LineRunner do you remember when those Scottish boys did Shang a Lang, years ago?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:22

Ella. Now, she's cracking on a bit, right?

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:39

We've got two empty tubs of Celebrations in the kitchen.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:18:53

Tulisa didn't say 'gewels' Thank goodness,

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:19:10

Ah Ella. She's only 16 apparently. Who knew?

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:19:16

MissMogwi, we've eaten 6 selection boxes between us this week!

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:20:01

we3king me too grin

Also had the Osmonds Crazy Horses wheeeee wheeeee

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:20:08

She is vair old, is Ella.

Are the Factorites not doing a Charidee single this year?

Twi-light. Yuck.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:20:16

Her 'boom boom boom' makes me roar every time.

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:20:28

MrsElleTow, What, actually on the X Factor? Or do you just mean the Bay City Rollers.

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:20:35

Glad everyone is as greedy as me!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:04

Onoes. Grease as a John Lewis advert.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:11

My first single was Cliff Richard.

I am truly ancient.

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:20

Why can't this gewl sing a bit faster? Every song is a dirge.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:24

Now this could be a guilty pleasure- but she's gone all 'Twining's advert' on us....

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:29

Stop making such a bloody meal of the song

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:42

I note they didn't put the lass in skintight black pants then.

I just can't take to her at all

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:44

Yes on the X Factor, the might have been brothers. They were Louis' act. It was either in the final or the very last weeks.

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:21:47

And an empty tin of Heroes. And most a Quality Street tin is gone. We are just utter gannets.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:22:02

We are ONE MIND Raah grin

Now, is she Making It Her Own, do we think? Is she?

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:22:36

My first single was shut uppa your face by joe dolce, now that's a song I would like to see on x factor.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:22:43

You're the one tht I want to STFU

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:22:54

Linerunner if you don't empty the Celebration boxes before Christmas you never have enough boxes for sausage rolls and mince pies


Hmm Ella turns Grease to dirge.

Is she 17 yet, this seems to have been going on a very long time.


BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:22:56

They don't have to stick to the original tune then? Jolly good.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:02

lol Linerunner - my mum says 'gannets'

This would have been good if she'd have sung it properly, like fast.

With her leather jacket, and curly hair.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:09

Oddly, Bof Ella has avoided the 'black pleather leggings of shame'

Well she killed that. Not in a good way.

musicposy Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:13

I'm on tenterhooks waiting for the fast bit.
Except it's finished. confused

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:16

My first single was Jason Donovan Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain hmm
Becoming a bit of a one trick pony this Ella. We'll slow it down and play a piano as backing....

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:28

I've successfully erased that from my memory, MsElleTow.

I would quite to erase this miserable voice-gymnastic from Ella as well.

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:30

Yes she can sing. But she is so dull.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:31

So, Guilty Pleasure week is about making a cheesy song cool. By removing all melody, I think.
<trying to keep up>

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:58

Made it her own didn't she?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:23:59

How the actual fuckity was that truthful to the song, Bazza?
Have you actual ears?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:19

She made it her own. Sadly.

Wtf is Shitsinger on about.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:36

Shitsinger looks like she's going for a Nan-off with Christopher.

LottieJenkins Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:44

To me everything Ella sings sounds the same.............The way she puts her hand up at the end is annoying too!!

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:49


MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:51

FFS Nicole, spit it out love.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:24:53

Hammered again, isn't she?!

Only 16?! shock

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:04

Shitsingers dress looks like the X factor symbol made from origami.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:16

Shitsinger has got to Maudlin Drunk stage.

Eee, she's like a young Elsie Tanner. Face like a smacked bus at them comments.

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:16

Oops shitsinger had to pause then to listen to the voices in her head....

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:20

Changed it? She murdered it. Dead.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:35

Or maybe crafted from Rizla papers.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:25:53

Huh? A WAG and a WAF? What?

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:26:02

Wow is she 16! I never knew. grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:26:03

Famous? Nah, Dulisa. You are just in our face. Not famous.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:26:05

Elsie Tanner grin. Oh yes.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:26:07

WAG cos she's shagging a married footballer is it?
Dullisa is getting some flack on that panel. Faggy and slaggy, eh?
<awaits deletion grin>

giraffesCantLightFireworks Sat 17-Nov-12 20:27:14

evening all

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:27:27

She's a Scrag sue!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:27:36

So Pinhead. Will he do 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' in angsty fashion? With a small Talking Crossly section?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:27:38

He can't express, because he has no expressions.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:27:39

Shitsinger looks like a perfume bottle. Nipples, by Emporio Armani.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:31

Wow, he was just overcome with emotion about going to Paris hmm

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:33

I thought she was shagging the guy from Easties/Shameless.. busy girl!

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:47

oh, I saw something in a tabloid today about Dullisa and a sex tape. Couldn't have a closer look cause I had the DC with me.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:54
we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:55

Bloody hell, if this is him being excited...

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:28:57

ROAR at Bof - she does. What's that Olive Oyl bottle one? That's her.

Eau de parfum, naturally. Higher alcohol content.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:29:08

I'd like to go to DIsney with Rylan.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:29:25

I think Pinhead makes Leonard Cohen look like a Butlins redcoat.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:29:59

oh, this is almost cheery.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:13

I nearly like this.

Definitely rap potential in the bridge....

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:13

Oh FFS. Really?

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:18

Buskerchic, where's his dog?

DontmindifIdo Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:29

Enjoy - I'd love to go to Disney with Rylan too - he looks like the most fun person in the world.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:38

MmeLindor that was her current boyfriend's pregnant girlfriend saying she watched Tulisa's sex tape with her boyfriend before he went off with Tulisa, IYGWIM!

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:42

James to win! Cos he's from the boro Saltburn.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:30:46

Bof- <snort> ' Leonard Cohen. grin

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:01

I say it every week, but what the hell...

I really like James! smile

MikeLitoris Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:02

I quite like this.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:08

He is making this song really sinister. You just know he's thinking of molesting corpses.

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:15

Pin head is probably the best they have, bit I won't be reaching for my phone to vote.

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:18

I think I preferred him when he was in pain and angst every week. This is insipid...

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:19

Eurgh, but he gives me the prickly creeps <shudders>

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:28

Ooh thanks, MsElle.

Sue and BOF are making me laugh. This rendition of Pretty Baby has made me weep inside as the angels scream.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:37

Sure Tulisa isn't in another sex tape. Where does she find the men time?

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:40

Best so far, hands down.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:41

I had to draw a wee venn diagram to understand that smile

I liked that, James.

ll31 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:31:51

God that was horrible. ...

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:32:00

Bof, you too?
So Nanfucker and PinheadDeadFucker?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:32:24

Louis is just Bingo tastic this week.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:32:47

That's the one, Su.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:01

The more urban Tulsa gets, the more T's she drops. There were no T's at all in her commen.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:02

I can't stand James. I don't get what they like about him!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:21

I can't take my eyes off him, in case he comes for me with a lump hammer.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:29

I'd love someone to namechange to Nanfucker, just to see how fast MNHQ gets reports.

Shitsinger shouldn't take deep breaths.

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:39

Shitsinger really is pissed, isn't she?

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:33:46

Ha! Barlow is going to make Nanfucker go postal.

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:34:06

I thought her left tit was going to fall out when she reached forward.

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:34:25

Line DH and I were just saying that. Off her head!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:34:38

Eh? Not been done that they've done something this live?

Didn't someone sing unaccompanied the other week? Don't we have acoustic performances all the time?


nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:34:51

Shitsingers not pissed, I think it's something else!

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:34:55

Would ChristmasNanfucker soften the blow, as a name?

ohhh Nanfucker did not look too happy then...naughty Gary.

MeDented Sat 17-Nov-12 20:35:26

Please tell me Rylan isn't going to do Gary Glitter?!

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:35:33

Tramadol <taps side of nose>

giraffesCantLightFireworks Sat 17-Nov-12 20:36:08

who is nanfucker? Is it slow - I need a rocket up my arse - guitar man?

I am only an occasional viewer!

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:36:21

I don't know, but Gary Glitter would possibly do Rylan. Ten years ago.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:36:55

I love Tramadol. Is my migraine drug of choice.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:37:07

Nanfucker = Christopher "loves his nan" Maloney.

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:37:45

God only knows what guilty pleasure Nanfucker will have hmm

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:37:46

Yes thank you shitsinger. Please be quiet now.

Having a very tired Saturday evening with loads still to do and thinking if I had some of what she was on then I might be arsed / motivated to get it done.....

<should fess up that I really can't stand James Arthur as I lost my virginity in a rather unfortunate manner to a teenage boy of the same name when I was far to young and stupid. I then spent several years avoiding the twat before i moved away from my home town and I really am not enjoying reliving the memory and the fear everything Dermie goes "and here's James Arthur!>

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:37:59

I looked just like Showusyourknickers last time I took tramadol actually...

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:38:41



I had the misfortune to hear it all sans thread. It wasn't pleasant.

Heavenink all

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:38:49

I've just taken my Tramadol, amongst others, I shall be watching a whole new show in half an hour!grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:39:27

Yes, maybe he will just wheel his nan on and give her one

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:39:35

orangeone bless you.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:39:45

Arfing at orange's shagflashbackshame

Dullisa looks confused at the explanation of who Ed Balls is.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:40:04

PLEASE let Nanfucker do a 'Cradle of Filth' number.

Shitty- oh, deargrin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:40:51

I knew he would say take that.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:01

I reckon Rylan will do Take That

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:01

Fucking hell.

I am working and watching. Jesus, it is dreadful.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:11

Rylan is not a pleasure.

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:25

Shitsingers dress must be stapled on to ensure she doesn't do a nip reveal..

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:26

He's not my guilty pleasure love. Unless I had some of that tramadol that's going round.....

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:30

Rylan in his onesie!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:37

Rylan is my second favourite. He seems nice. Can't carry a tune in a pink bucket, but he's not alone in that.
I like the Babyshits best, for their hair, then Rylan.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:41:44

Have just run outof Tramadol..well Jel.

I love Rylan

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:14

OH GOD slugs wine here he comes.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:24

ROAR at 'like a childminder'

See? He funny.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:34

I reckon Rylan would do any of Take That.

Is it bad that I am warming to him?

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:35

I wouldn't give him my hamster, let alone my baby!

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:42

Childcatcher you mean Rylan, not minder..

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:43

People gave him their babies- ffshmm

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:42:47

I LOVE Rylan, at least he's having a good time. he is def doing Take That

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:10

I say it every week, I love rylan, I know he is shit, but I just don't care.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:17

Not warming enough to vote, mind.

Shit. Just coughed up my last Tramadol at your 'pink bucket' sue

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:18


SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:22

There's a hamster joke there somewhere but I fear it's too filthy for me

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:54

Duran Duran is not a guilty pleasure!

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:54

DD just said, 'he's not wearing something ridiculous' when Rylan showed up in a hoody.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:43:55

YESSSSS! Girls on Film!!!!

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:09

He is rocking the Superman Zod look tonight.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:20

Duran Duran isn't really a guilty pleasurehmm

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:21

Is Rylan gay then

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:34

Camper than a row of pink tents.

Murdering it!

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:36

Not Duran Duran. angry

I had to hear someone murder Club Tropicana on Strictly.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:39

Fucking mash-up.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:42

Girls on Fiwwwm?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:42

He is Raah. Sometimes not entirely intentionally, but I think he's nice.
He looks like the deranged lovechild of Gok Wan and Freddie Mercury tonight though.

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:53

It's got helmets, it's got lighty-up trousers, it's got string vest

What's not to love, honestly.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:44:58

Sue, no I actually mean my real pet hamster!

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:45:06

Actually 80s medley not a bad choice. There weren't many good singers during this period. Enough make up and he might pull it off.

<Resists commenting on when will I be famous as too obvious>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:45:30

Never. You will never be famous.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:45:34

Fucking medleys. WHY?

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:45:38

He is really terrible.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:45:57

Lolling at the Bruce Forsyth arms.
Brian Friedman would never have let that through.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:46:17

shock The 80's were great!

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:46:27

When he makes Simom le Bon sound good, you know it's shite.

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:46:50

I love him, I'm unashamed.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:46:55

I love barrygrin

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:47:03

GazBaz is right.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:47:07

He could have done 'Wild Boys', strapped to a windmill. The Wang would have approved.
Missed opportunity there.

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:47:19

Barry is such a miserable bitch

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:47:29

Lineshock. I loved Simon Le Bon, I had a duvet cover and pillow case with his face on!

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:47:46

Gary performed in Bournemouth the other night and did ask the audience who the hell is voting for Rylan. grin

bagpuss Sat 17-Nov-12 20:48:05

I actually think that was fabulous grin blush

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:48:07

Get in Rylan!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:48:18

Ooooooo, <handbag>

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:48:19

'and even their babies'

Shitsinger has been taking something.

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:48:33

He should have done Sometimes by Erasure. The truth is harder that the pain inside. Oooh.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:02

I had a Wham towel blush

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:08

Did anyone admit to it sailorsgirl ?

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:13


EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:16

Back of the net!

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:22


Handbags at dawn.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:28

Hahahaha at Rylan there!

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:29


nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:30

How can you not love him!

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:34

Roffle roffle roffle

Yeah Barry you fat wanker

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:35

Arf @too skinny to be you!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:36


we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:46

Rylan is just a fame whore. How many reality shows hasn't he been on?

I just see Jordan, when i look at him. S'not good.

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:47

That comment to Gary was funny.

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:49:59

I loved Kim Wilde and tried to have her hair cut.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:50:15

nancy-- it's easygrin He's an idiot.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:50:21

Pore Fat Bazza sad

I bet his plump-in-a-vest days HAUNT him. Like a pudgy, pale ghost.

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 20:50:58

We had a wham soda stream......

Ooh Nanfucker next. How Orange will he be this week? <takes personal interest>

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:14

An MNer stole Kim Wilde's boyfriend, I read n a thread the other day, Linerunner.

DontmindifIdo Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:20

we3kings - what's wrong with a lovable idiot? (as long as you don't have to live with them)

Onetwothreeoops Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:25

This is definitely the most entertaining week so far - and I'm even warming to Rylan, never thought that would happen!

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:26

I don't mean I followed Kim Wilde around in the 80s with a pair of scissors.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:51:49

I went to see Duran Duran at the NEC with my mates as my first concert. My dad paid because I was a good girl and worked hard for my O levels. It was brilliant!

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:06

grin orange

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:39

BOF, that's shocking. Kim Wilde is gorgeous and lovely. Even now she's a fat gardener.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:51

Yeah, but his mahoosive bank balance, and number one hits are something Rylan will never have ,*Sue*. grin.I don't suppose his fat days bother him now. grin

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:52:53

Nanfucker next. Possible songs..

Stand By Your Nan?

Granny's Too Tight To Mention?

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:18

I really can't stand that little clip they show of NanFucker before he comes on. The way he throws his orange head back and laughs makes me all stabby.

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:24

jellykat no I don't think they did. My friend told me.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:26

But Rylan isn't loveable!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:40

'Granny's too tight to mention@
grin DIES

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:53:52

Summer The First Time.

She was 91, I was 17....

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:13

So long as it Urbnan Tulisa'll like it.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:21

The first album DP ever bought was a Duran Duran one. I rip the shit out him constantly for it. He said it was a choice between that and Pink Floyd's The Final Cut. Oh dear.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:32

The fact that Nanfucker breathes makes me stabby!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:54:43

'It's all about the Granny'

I Can Make You A Nan

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:00

Every weekend I have 'Unclefucker' from South Park stuck in my head. And I have just realised that it is because of Nanfucker.

Shut your fucking face, Nanfucker....

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:05

Oh no. Nanfucker. He is just cheese. Not even good cheese. He is a dairylea cheese string.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:16

Granny's Too Tight To Mention grin. I'm WEEPING!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:22

He looked like he was going to snog Bazza there

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:23

<tries to adjust screen colour>
<realises Barry isn't orange>

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:30

I know, that was sick even by my standards grin

Line grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:44

'When you're in love with an Elderly Woman
You watch your friends...'

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:55:48

He is an Asda Value shiny cheese slice.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:56:07

'Whole new world' . Shoot me.

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:56:12

Flat karaoe

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:56:19

Loving these song choices!

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:56:20

Wham's "I'm Your Nan"?

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:17

A big ballad, who'd have belieeeeeeeved it

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:22

Dear God, the wiping away of the imaginary tear...

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:30

So, he's not going to try anything different this week then?grin

squishyotter Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:33

He has good vocal control
Did I just say that ?!

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:35

I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of your voice

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:35

Do I win the Bonnie Tyler prize FINALLY? I've been saying it for fucking weeks.

I secretly think I can sing this song.
I can't
Neither can Nanfucker.

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:36

Turn around, Grandma...

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:36

Big orange Nan as back drop

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:43

OMFG Bonnie Tyler!

I wish he would sing something bloody different!

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 20:57:45

Did you ever hear that spoof of Jordan and Peter ( he really loves his kids) of 'A whole new world'? For some reason I was reminded of it just now hmm

Well this is a guilty pleasure! Has he sung a song released after 1990?!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:01

Sponsored by Pacemaker - Nanfucker's 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:04

What's with the Death Ray eyes?

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:06

Good that he points to his face when he sings 'the look in your eye', so that we know what he is singing about.


we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:09

Fuckinghell- that picture of him at the back is really scary!

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:21

Sue grin

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:24

WTF the laser beams out of the eyes! grin

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:46

What the fuck is the picture at the back of the stage, is it nanfucker with bright lights shining out of his eyes?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:51

WTF with the pixellated scary nanfucking face? <gibbers>

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:52

He's taken his coat off tonight, he must think he's staying. It'll be ironic if he goes out this weekend!

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:54

Are they laser beams trained on her cataracts?

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:58:56


FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:01

Louis had a 'wtf' expression there

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:04

Ruined it.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:14

10 million arthritic fingers press speed dial. Shakily.

See the worst thing about this performance is the bloody bastard Nans will love it!

The fucker's safe for another week <<<weeps>>>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:21

C'mon Louis- say 'cruise ship' 'karaoke' and 'Jane McDonald'

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:41

ha. Was shitsinger reading our thread.

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:45

Art at Nicole. grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:46

'Nice' damned with faint praise.

reddwarf Sat 17-Nov-12 20:59:56

ds is insisting I include his suggestion - "We are family"

He is repellant. Nanfucker, not my lovely ds

What is it with the lasers out of the eyes?


SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:03

Gimme gimme gimme a Nan after Midnight?

LottieJenkins Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:03

In the video for TEOTH the boy at the end has lasers coming out of his eyes!!

EnjoyResponsibly - <<leaks wee laughing>> - exactly that!

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:06

We finally agree with Shitsinger - that picture was creepy...

Did Louis just imply he votes for himself?

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:13

He made it his own mess.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:44

Lovely bland comments, there. grin

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:46

Su grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:00:47

Hah, was the back screen the revenge of the backstage crew, do we think?

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:01:15

Stand by your nan

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:01:21

Something about his face annoys me hmm

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:01:33

Iam- when Chimbly left, he implied Nanfucker votes for himself...

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:00

Nan, You Feel Like a Woman?

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:09

So to sum up, they don't mind his voice but they don't like him?

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:12

Ah Chow Mein. Instantly forgettable.

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:16

Just his face Mac? grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:26

He must have a fucker of a phone bill

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:38

Sue grin

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:42

There's No-one Quite Like Grandma.

No, Christopher, I don't suppose there is.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:02:58

HAHAHAAAAA. These song titles are killing me grin

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:23

I'll be your baldy Nanfucker from Liverpool...

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:31

I'mnot sure they really like his karaoke voice either, Bof. The Nana-laser beams have hypnotised them all.

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:49

Jelly I don't need to add anything else, it's already been said grin

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:51

Lover Nan by Billie Holiday

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:03:59

What A Nan What A Nan What A Nan What A Mighty Fine Nan?

Try A Little Tena-ness?

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:04:18

Can we have a compilation album of these titles?

The bastard would probably release it

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:04:44

Down Let My Nan Go Down On Me, she's still got her teeth in

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:08


Missed all of Nanfucker as toddler decided to wake up to poo. In the early stages of potty training she used to refuse to poo unless she had her night nappy on. Now she insists on taking nappy off at any time of night to poo. Although perhaps her timing was inspired....

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:09

You Never Give Me Your Granny

Mo' Granny, Mo' problems <hip>

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:29

Evening peeps!

I burn't me supper. Had a phonecall Neighbour knocked me door.

Missed X Factor

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:29

LineRunner grin <weeps>

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 21:05:53

Linegrin &boak!

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:04

Properly lolling at the song titles.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:05

Then MN cwashed!

Where's jelly?

Hi Sue

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:21

Evening Sole! smile

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:33

grin at Line

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:06:57

sole It's just another tasteful evening of musical appreciation. smile

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:23

The Grey-test Love Of All

NanFucker Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:35


Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:07:44

God, Chowmein next, wonder if he'll have a choir to help for a change?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:03

Chowmein will now warble his way through something. Hoping we ignore the fact he can't hit the notes.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:12

ROAR at Linerunner!

HavingALittleFaithBaby Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:13

Little lamb chop?!

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:16

Nanfucker! Fucking hell!

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:16

Taking bets Jelly?

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:24

Denture Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:36

Awwwwww he is so cute

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:47

Ooh, hasn't he got nice handwriting?

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:08:49

He seems very sweet mind.

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:09:22

Greeny grin

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:09:24

hello Nanfucker. Go and try some posts on the earnest threads on serious boards and see how far you get.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:09:29

Greeny, STOPPIT grin

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:09:30

Can't Buy Me Love On Me Pension

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 21:09:33


SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:05

Hi Linesmile lol
I want Simon sad

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:18

Why does he always have a shiny thing round his neck?

KiwiKat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:19

Why does he persist in gargling?!?

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:31

One of my favourite songs ever..and not a bad version

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:42

Why do they insist in singing everything SO. FUCKING. SLOWLY?

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:51

Arf at Greeny lowering the tone even further.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:55

'jiggy with it' oh dear.

This isn't really a guilty pleasure either. ooh, he's speeding up!

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:10:55

I have to stop with the lyrics now, the rest of the household are looking at me like this >>> hmm

I like this so far

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:17

Oooh I'm bopping here

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:20

Stannah Stairway to Heaven?

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:29

Ah, backing singers Jelly. Soooo close.

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:31

Hello Nanfucker. I am betting you get reported within the hour.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:56

DS2 is cross about what he is dressed in, he said he should have a plain suit on!

FanjoForTheMammaries Sat 17-Nov-12 21:11:56

He just took the helium

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:12:05

His fringe is straighter than the horizon.

SuePurblybiltbyElves Sat 17-Nov-12 21:12:19

<watches the hoards of Po leaving a trail of froth behind Nanfucker>

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:12:22

Soooooo sooooo close Mac

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:12:47

Omfg @ Stannah

IAmLouisWalsh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:00

Go on Nanfucker. Start by posting on Baby Names. Some daft twat will probably think it sounds lovely and unusual.

BOFingSanta Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:13

Maybe Nanfucker should try a new genre? Hip-op?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:15

I like sparkly scarf guy.

MsElleTow Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:27

Oi, I've got a Stannah!

MacAndCheese Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:33

Oh here we go, the personal journey hmm

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:13:58

sue, I don't think the tone could go any lower, we have just assembled a greatest hits of nanfucking songs, there is not far to go from there.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:14:06

This site crashing for anybody else?

GreenyEyes Sat 17-Nov-12 21:14:33

Crying @ hip-op grin

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:15:06

No Sole, all ok here..

orangeone Sat 17-Nov-12 21:15:26

I never thought I would say this after my disco days but you can too much sparkle and jazzle.....

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:15:41

the positive sign is that the show is getting shorter!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sat 17-Nov-12 21:15:49

Is Dermot's hair starting to look like Chowmein's?

MmeLindor Sat 17-Nov-12 21:16:05

DD just asked if I have hiccups.