X-Factor, The Piss Taking, oopps, I mean, The Results

(314 Posts)
Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 19:42:33

Taxi for Nanfucker
<fingers crossed, legs crossed, eyes crossed, everything crossed>

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 19:47:15

Let's hope so! Not a train, anyway. We know what he's like on trains...

<<<double crosses everything, including those bits not much inclined to be crossed>>>

Not holding my breath though - I think it'll be District 3 and Rylan bottom 2

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 19:48:40

Jakers, I'm watching Strickley and the Miliwives are making the most 'orrible noise.
But even so, they don't deserve to be made to dance with Anton.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 19:49:34

I think Nanfucker and.....

I dunno. I could really see one of the 'safe' ones in the bottom two. Chowmein or Ella.

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 19:52:35

Bottom two: Nanfucker and Dysentry 3

Thbough Tulisa did keep on saying Ella wasn't safe and needed votes...

Oohh, who's going? Who's staying?

<<<leaks a bit of wee at 'chowmein'>>>

grin

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 19:57:03

Great thread title Katiegrin

Nanfucker has to go. Rylan can go next week grin

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 19:57:32

I hope NanFucker fucks off and when he gets there fucks off some more tonight!

I'm watching Strictly too, I'm a bit sick of the Military Wives tbh. I can say that, I am a military wife. Nearly every base has a screeching club choir now!

FermezLaBouche Sun 11-Nov-12 19:58:00

Sorry to crash in but who the hell's nanfucker?! smile

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 19:59:07

Onoes, Artem is going. There goes my weekly perve.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 19:59:41

Hi all. Hope you've all had a nice day. If Nanfucker goes though, who will we be able to hate then?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 19:59:54

Chowmein was awful. I am not sure what the judges are listeningto when they wet themselves over him. he is pretty out of tune and warbly.

I clearly don't like anyone.

Pinhead to win!!

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:00:12

I likes Artem too, Rudolph!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:00:30

I hate 'em all Jessie, I always do. I would have made an exception for the Hot Boy group.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:00:44

jessie- we can hate Rylan. Plenty of hate to go roundgrin

Sorry - that's for Fermez who enquired about nanfucker!

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:00:55

Christopher is Nanfucker Fermez!

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:01:07

Fermez, Nanfucker is Christopher 'Fake Shakes' Maloney.
He loves his nan, dontchano

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:01:17

Oooh it's the LidlMuffins!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:01:22

Fucksakes Badger, put a warning on that!

Lidl Muffins! Can we be mean now?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:02:09

Nanfucker is Chris Maloney fermez smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:02:50

Yayayayayayayay Lidl Muffins! Our cups runneth over or what?

Sorry Rudolph! blush

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:03:46

I felt sorry for Fern on Strictlysad. There were worse dancers.

Dullisa has lost half her dress.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:03:52

I've made microwave muffins especially for the occasion. They're a bit dry and a bit tasteless.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:03:58

So group number. Some Austin Powers horror?

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:04:01

hope that nanfucker goes, he's a really unpleasant little shit.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:04:42

Call 0898FUCKOFF for Nanfucker....

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:04:57

'singing live and together'

Oh, I doubt that.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:07

U2. Dullsville.

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:11

You know, this time next year, one of tonight's line up will be guesting as X Factor winners on next year's show... it's the circle of liffffeeeeee

sherazade Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:12

james looks and sounds bored

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:18

Can Pinhead actually sing? It just sounds like mumbling to me.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:37

Ooh Nanfucker has taken his coat off!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:39

Having trouble down there, boys?
So 'best of British', we'll pick a Dub band grin

sherazade Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:55

yuck

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:05:56

They might be live, but certainly not together. And not in fucking tune, either.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:06:03

Aw, but Shitsinger is bopping away happily.

Verve- you were wrong- the drugs do work!grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:06:12

I think he's worldweary Sherazade!

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:06:48

When I type Nan my iPad predicts Nanfucker for me!grin

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:01

I feel a bit weird about a teenage boy asking people to touch him, unless it's a clip round the ear he wants.

sherazade Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:07

am pissing myself at chowmeins contribution he is so out of tune warbly and irritating

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:07

I give it four weeks before MichaelBubleShit goes solo. On account of he's the only one who can sing. Prettyshit looks in awe at him grin

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:09

grin Raahh

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:16

DDs annual school concert had better singing than this in it.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:43

grin at Raahh

LottieJenkins Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:43

I am actually not going to vote for Christopher tonight. Im voting for Union 3 the made me cry singing TIH it reminds me of my beautiful Jack..........
Ed Sheerhan went to my old school and is friends with a lad in our village, i actually did a double take about six months when i saw him coming out of the friends garden gate!

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:44

How to ruin a great song....

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:55

grin at Elle!

vigglewiggle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:07:57

Why such vitriol? Curious, no loyalties here!

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:08:32

And althoughi quite chow mein, i often wonder what the judges are listening to, as he often sounds warbly and out of tune. the often trotted out line is that there are "different accoustics" in the studio, i'm slightly of the more cynical view that comments are made to keep in or scupper chances of singers more than actually performance based.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:08:47

vigglewriggle confused? Don't get it?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:08:50

You've hit the nail on the head Nanfucker. It's not good enough

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:08:52

Because he's a phoney, vigglewiggle. Where's that blog link?

LottieJenkins Sun 11-Nov-12 20:09:08

Union J i meant............

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:09:09

Your best isn't good enough NanF, get the hint!

LottieJenkins Sun 11-Nov-12 20:09:46

District 3 even (too many late nights)

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:09:50

Does Tulisa wear a wig? How did she have a bob last night and long hair tonight? Am I being thick? confused

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:10:12

Oh, to Nanfucker? This isn't vitriol. Jesus, you should have heard us with Claggy Lloyd. Or Klitty. Or The Claw Vickers.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:10:45

Ha, never mind the blog link- I just found THIS grin

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:10:51

It was just tied back last night startwig

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:11

I bet her stylists bung wigs on her start Wouldn't do to look vaguely the same two nights running would it now?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:14

Think Tulisa just had her hair rolled u underneath last night.

Gawd, I can't stand Rylan.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:16

Lottie vote for them all, but not NanFucker!

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:27

Oh ok. Just being thick then! grin

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:27

even as that was loading boffles the headline made me do lolling.

vigglewiggle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:11:40

No, I don't like him, but why is he being accused of fucking nans? After salacious gossip, not being square! grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:12:26

BOF Oh dear God! The judges have made his nan ill?! I am actually LOLing.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:12:56

How has Nanfucker gone back to being 34? He was 39 in the week!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:13:11

Issthe Lidl Muffins!

Pleaseplease ping them on to the stage.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:13:12

Here's the blog link I meant- I found it by googling "Christopher Maloney cunt".

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:13:13

Sue - I still pmsl when i think of the poster who c & p'ed all the things we said about Claggy and told us off. it was classic.

Lidl Muffins shouldn't have won really. But auto tune is a life saver.

Superb link there BOF grin - so good I'm going back for a second read!

FFS BOF - could you please stop making me snort my tea out of my nose? Cheers!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:14:23

Gawd help us, are they going for sexy?
Sexy in internal organ staging?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:14:43

HAve just read the sick Nan link properly. I bet he doesn't care that my BP has been sky high listening to him. I'm probably going to need to have my medication rebalanced. Oooooh Lidl Muffins have gone all mean and moody. Ooh errrr.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:15:24

She just sang 'I fucking feel him in my veins'

Even dh looked up from his phone.grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:15:50

Be afraid. Be very afraid. When Muffins go bad!!!!!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:16:11

Blimey, Ms Chippette has lost some weight <weljel>

I still pmsl when I think of them being made up as dolls, I shall find the pic.

SoggySummer Sun 11-Nov-12 20:16:31

This is shite - yeah????

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:16:44

The Lidls aren't very good, are they?

Bof's link must surely be in the running for MN Link of the Year?

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:17:02

This really is pants.

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:17:03

Yep Soggy

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:17:11

Evening. Late to the party and I missed you guys yesterday completely. What's gossip? Who was crap?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:17:15
vigglewiggle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:17:35

Ok, I get it now.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:18:02

Chippette has turned into a skinny little french fry rather than a chunky cut chip. Also Weljel. Actually they're not bad.

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:18:15

grin and megalolz at Rudolph's pic.

Happy times!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:18:27

Katie- it's right up there with the link Maryz did to some tennis players during Wimbledon. Except some were very nakedgrin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:19:43

5 minute warning. Eeeeek. I thought muffins were ok. But maybe it's because I'm comparing them to the sorry specimens in today's line-up.

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:20:31

MsElle
Am laughing at your iPad autocorrecting to Nanfucker. Just done be sending any emails to anyone called Nan

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:20:41

Yes, that has to be a hot contender for MN link of the year!

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:21:02

how the hell is chris maloney topping the vote every week! he got booed last week and most people here want him to go! Kye did say he was voting for himself a lot, are his and his nan's phone bills massive?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:21:54

What is his actual job, can we remember? Is it actually elderly gigolo?

qazxc - I seriously think there are a lot of misguided eejits out there giving him the sympathy vote - what other explanation can there be?

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:22:35

MmeLindor, fortunately my mum, who my DC call Nan, wouldn't know how to open an email!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:23:20

qazxc I think the massive phone bill is probably a main contributing factor to Nan's high BP. And she's probably been talking to the Samaritans round the clock.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:23:23

Lionel Ritchie must need the cashgrin

LadyBeagle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:23:47

I'm going against the grain here to say how cute are LittleMix.
And I didn't recognise which one we were horrible about last year.
Which one was she?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:24:22

She was the one with breasts, Lady B and no chin

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:24:43

Jessie, I think LadyBeagle. She has lost lots of weight.

I kind of like Little Mix too - is that something I shouldn't admit in polite company? grin

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:25:04

I wish someone had stolen the bloody show last night. Then we wouldn't have had to suffer so much.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:25:39

See! See? Ella and Chowmein must be on thin ice.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:25:40

We weren't too horrible about her- just her unfortunate wardrobe. Which wasn't her fault, to be fair.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:20

I do not understand why Ed Sheerhan. What is he? Why?

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:24

Oh no, badgersbsottom is there polite company among us?
How did they get in?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:25

I am very very old. I don't know who Ed Sheeren is sad

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:28

I wouldn't know Ed Sheeran if he came and slapped with a wet fish, TBH!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:31

Now, I do have a soft spot for wee Hobbity Ed.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:46

<awaits lots of searched posts coming back to haunt us where we call her miss piggy>

Telly not on here - can someone be doing a rolling news thing on the results please!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:26:58

Oh look, Prince Harry's back!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:27:56

Well I'm glad I'm not alone in my lack of Ed Sheeran knowledge. Doesn't sound like we've missed much though folks.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:27:59

I think we called them Pigstix for a while, Boffles grin.

Ed Sheerhan looks like Ron Weaselly in anaphylactic shock.

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:28:01

am i allowed to say i really like rylan - not for his voice but he seems like a really really likeable bloke.....

hate maloney - who is voting for that cunt him?

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:28:11

I think Boris Johnson should stick to music, tbh. He's much better at this than politics.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:28:27

Thanks for dressing up Ed, nice to see you've made an effort.

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:28:48

I love Ed SHeeran. HE is really talented in the song writing and singing departments. ANd seems a reasonable human being, too. <proud of knowing>

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:28:56

I still have the picture of the potato that looked like Jessie somewhere...

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:29:08

Did someone hip yesterday say here that Ed Sheeran wrote teh new Wandies song?

Is his tied in with Cowell and his evil minions?

He doesn't look the sort, really?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:29:19

DO THE SPUD, DOOOOO IT.

LottieJenkins Sun 11-Nov-12 20:29:39

I posted downthread that ES went to my school. I saw him coming out of his friends garden about six months ago. He is Suffolk through and through............Very proud of him!!!

vicar - damnest thing has happened to me - I hated Rylan so much until just last week and now I quite like him. Have no idea how this happened or where it will end - so yeah, I see where you're coming from!

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:29:49

All the Nans are voting for him, Vicar!

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:30:07

I quite like him but this is a crap song.

Is he doing Movember?

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:30:21

I think his ma passed through my hometown in her early stages of labour or summat, and now the local news and papers go on and on about him

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:30:27

Ron Weasley with an anaphylactic shock. Brilliant smile And spot on!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:30:31

Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) was in Ed's 'Drunk' video. Which I thought was quite nice.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:31:07

Thank you Jessie, I was quite pleased with that one.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:31:16

So predictable that Pinhead was going to be his favourite!

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:31:50

Has anyone actually entered the competition? I can't be arsed. smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:31:54

Please give Nanfucker the boot. Please give Nanfucker the boot. Please give Nanfucker the boot. Am just seeing if thought projection actually works.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:15

The best prize would be a trip away until this shower of shite have finished the series. It is only this thread that keeps me watching.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:35

Rudolph and so you should be proud smile

Livnatmum Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:38

Please may I join in? I have lurked here for weeks but you do make watching this shower bearable!!

chipstick10 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:42

James defo seems to be the one to beat as far as celeb guests go

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:53

There must be something about Pinhead, but it is passing me by.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:32:58

Dare we dream that Nanfucker might actually go?

<bites knuckles>

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:06

I wouldn't watch it without the thread. What would be the point?

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:07

yy he wrote he Wandies song

It is SO wrong that a teen boy group are singing that song. SO WRONG

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:13

i want rylan to defeat chris in the singoff and watch to see if gary's head explodes.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:37

Yep Katie t'was i what said that about Wand Erection.(Am not hip though, i'm 49, just listen to Radio 1 a lot![blush)
I was shocked when i heard it, considering Eds first hit was dissing record companies..

TheSmallPrint Sun 11-Nov-12 20:33:38

Ed Sheeran is fab but swears too much on his songs and my 8 yo wants to be him!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:34:00

I decided it was Cougar-bait, MmeL. Greeny and I wrote our own verses, on yesterday's fred.

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:35:06

First time I've seen the john lewis advert actually on! So nice smile

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:35:43

Anyone can join in Liv. The more people who can make this torment bearable the better.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:35:52

Welcome, Livnatmum. Nanfucker or Rylan?

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:35:57

Aaah, yes the Wand Erection song that they recorded them singing on 30th October and pretended they sang it last night!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:36:26

Is that a cover of Waterfalls that sounds zigackly the same as TLC's version?
Why?

I voted for rylan. Twice.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:36:49

<drumroll>

TheSmallPrint Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:04

And James is the best act on there!

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:10

Pleeeeeeeease let Nanfucker bugger off home now!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:18

Oh, Gary. The suit jacket.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:22

Can only imagine what Nan's blood pressure must be doing at this moment.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:37

Rylan has binliners on

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:50

Come on and fuck off Nanfucker

sailorsgal Sun 11-Nov-12 20:37:59

Here we go!

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:16

OOOH, have to go and look for the other verses. It'd be fine if it were TakeThat singing it to their wives, but it is just ODD for teens to sing about loving wrinkles and wobbly bits

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:23

I know jessie. She may have to back to her GP again. And 76yos NEVER do that.

Pinhead's in <sigh>

Good

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:31

Oh what a surprise. No particular order my arse.

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:40

Well no surprise there.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:44

Ben Mitchell safely through there

YES!!,!,

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:55

Your 2 votes are what did it

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:38:58

Yes to James, i like him..

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:00

Oh FFS Rylan

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:06

Wtf? are people DEAF?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:07

Where is the spud pic Raah?

Aha, Rylan's in. What do I win if I'm right again? Can I have a boyband?

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:17

oh god he's already starting with the waterworks, twat!

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:17

<snigger>

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:19

Rylan doing his chimp act again...

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:34

Shitsinger's happy...

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:41

Legoman lives to fight another day. I WISH he'd stop bloody giggling

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:44

I so want one of Nicole's to go cos I can't stand her.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:47

<nervous giggle>

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:52

Overheard on plane today, 'I really like Rylan, and want him to go through. You know, it wouldn't be the end of the world if he didn't though'

NotNeeemo Sun 11-Nov-12 20:39:53

Geez it's getting worsesad

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:00

I'm glad Ella is through.

Of course Ella's in

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:07

Oh bugger, I can't be right then

So nanfucker and a boyband?

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:09

Phew! to Ella

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:12

Oh crap.All we need now is Nanfucker to go through, and the bottom two is pants.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:23

Oh, please.....please....

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:37

What?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:40

Ooooo Dermie. You tease

SPUD PIC.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:42

I bet Nanfucker will be sick any second now.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:46

oooh,Dermie. Norty.

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:54

THere was only an ad break about 5 seconds ago! WHat's that about?

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:40:56

I've got an awful feeling Nanfucker is safe

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:41:02

Fakeshakes is fakeshaking, silly sod.

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:41:06

please please please let nanfucker be in the bottom two.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:41:24

I can't find the spud pic- but I'm still on it...

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:41:37

They just can't believe the results, clearly, and need to double check!

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:41:38

MmeLindor that was a very pragmatic approach smile

Who the hell is Nanfucker

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:42:30

Jesus, the MISERY of the Morrisons Christmas woman.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:42:38

Nanfucker'll do alright if he goes, plenty of old people need entertaining this time of year.

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:43:04

Bracing self for Nanfucker 'save me' song

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:43:27

I don;t want to get all stroppy, but would people stop asking who Nanfucker is? IT's been explained at least twice on this thread alone...
<stressed>

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:43:40

Truedat Jellykat. He could turn on Liverpool's lights, do a few care homes. Sorted.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:43:43

DS1(almost18) just said "Don't be surprised if Nanfucker is safe, Nans like dick too!"

Sorry cardi

VeryProbablyStupid Sun 11-Nov-12 20:43:55

who has left?? my tv isnt on!

KnockMeDown Sun 11-Nov-12 20:44:04

I thought that Morrison's ad was priceless - a real pisstake of the likes of Asda etc!!

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:44:31

just thought, for the sake of her health, hope his nan's not on mumsnet.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:44:45

Fucksakes, I forgot about the save me songs!

nanfucker will do Don't Stop Believing.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:44:45

It would be elder abuse if you let nanfucker lose in a care home. The government would be forced to hold a major investigation and heads would roll.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:44:55

Loose in a care home even

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:16

Everyone except the 2 boybands and NF Stupid

ChocolateZombiesmakemefat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:16

Sorry to hijjack but if he stays I will hurt the telly

Ah I see. Christopher

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:24

i really really really really really really really really detest ed sheeran so much he inspired a thread on people who i want to hit in the face with an iron.
fact.

bye bye christoper.....

please!!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:36

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:38

fuck a duck.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:39

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:40

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:43

Oh fuck

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:44

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

squishyotter Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:46

ffs

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:47

Fuck off! Fuck off! fuck off!

GobTheGoblin Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:47

Boooooooooooooo!

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:47

Well, I hope you're happy now

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:53

OMFG!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lorelilee Sun 11-Nov-12 20:45:54

FUCK BUGGERY BOLLOCKS!

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:10

The BOOING! grin

ChocolateZombiesmakemefat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:12

Oh Fuck off!!!! Him not you lot

The booing is really mean though

qazxc Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:20

more booing, how does that he get through!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

<<<chews fingers>>>

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:24

Hahahahaha

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:26

why is that boy band in the bottom 2? again? i hate boy bands but i can see what sells....

this is all rigged isnt it?

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:35

WHO did it? <daggers>

i hope the Baby Shits stay, I don't like Dysentery. They're sinister.

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:47

Hilarious-Louis's face!

Union J will go through

LadyBeagle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:58

Noooooooooh! Noooooooh!
I'm off to slit my wrists.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:46:59

The other group have better hair.

LottieJenkins Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:06

Dont blame me! I didnt vote for him this week!!!

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:06

I wish he'd get more booing, not less, TBH!

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:09

'SOK tak1ng. Not cross with you, just stressed and bloody sick of this stupid cough I've got that is threatening to break a rib.

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:28

I smell Dead Lock!

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:39

I think it will come down to the hair, Jessie.

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:39

Utgh. this is BAD

And Louis def said Dysentry

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:44

Its totally rigged I reckon.

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:47:50

angry though they were not great. Nanfucker- you must die....

oh dear. Bruno mrs. and not a note in tune.

This was number 1 the week dd2 was born <sniff>

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:48:30

I actually want Rylan to win now. He's crap, but it would serve them right.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:48:49

Aw how lovely Raahh. Hope this hasn't ruined it's significance for you

Poor cardi brew

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:48:57

See, sinister pointing.

You remember the boyfriend who used to try to convince you that frustration was damaging for a man? Pained yet pleading?

Dysentery = blueballed teenagers.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:49:04

Bring on the good hair

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:49:05

So which ones will Louis send home then?

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:49:35

Try those Ricola cough sweets Cardibach, they work a treat

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:49:48

BubleShit is singing lead, they'll be OK. As long as PrettyShit keeps quiet.

MrsShrek3 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:49:54

Union jackets an at least sing in tune...

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:24

Louise will have a panic attack having to boot one of his bands off. Jeeesus it has to be on the hair because they're both as grim vocally

They are in a different league to Dysentry

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:35

Katie he'll have to force deadlock if the others split their vote.

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:38

Louis MUST keep the Babyshits. But I think the Wang has a hard spot for the Ayran charms of Dysentery. So it could go either way.

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:43

This always makes me think of sitting breastfeeding DS as it had been released the week he was born. Adele does it so much better. Why would they risk doing Adele?

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:46

THanks tak1ng. I am on the whisky for medicinal purposes. Partly to medicate the cough, partly to medicate THe X Factor.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:51

This song confused the hell out of my 5yo.

These are much better than Dysentry

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:50:54

The girls on DS2's friendship group prefer the Babyshits to Dysentery.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:09

The 2 quiffs on this lot swing it for me, and they don't flap in earnest.

Katiekitty Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:35

Please make them go to Louis first!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:39

They are all very serious...

Bloody Adele

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:42

But not until he's procrastinated to the point of a slowing down glacier.

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:43

i think im goint to start voting for Rylan.

serves em right. bastards!

union J should go through - i bet if the powers that be want a different winner they wont though.....

KiwiKat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:56

So much better than those other lads.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:51:58

It really sounded like Dermie said Dysentry just then

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:02

Louis gonna blub now..

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:08

Why these are going out and Rylan and Nanfucker are still in is beyond me!

Haaaaaaaaa!

Big boots, good floppy hair, wrist band thingys - totally channeling A-ha!

Louissssssss

MrsShrek3 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:36

Pmsl at Louis first

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:38

Much better than Dysentry.

I just almost called them that to the kids.

MissMogwi Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:38

Louis you mardarse.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:43

I knew he'd have hystrionics

GobTheGoblin Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:51

He's refusing to vote!

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:58

it's crap they have asked Louis first.

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:58

No deadlock, then.

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:52:59

Louis is such a child.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:01

That was predictable from Louis!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:01

Gwan Louis ya good thing.
LULZ at Dermie taking it all serious like.

Arisbottle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:15

They shouldn't allow them to chicken out of voting like that

I've gone right off Barry

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:24

vurst vocal....yah

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:44

Bazza going all German then with his 'wurst'

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:53:44

District 3 to go.

MsElleTow Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:09

I've gone off Barry too, he's got right arrogant!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:25

Babyshits live to sing another day...

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:31

The Wang is Mad. It will wreak a bloody revenge.

Time for tea/whisky before I'm a celeb....

startwig1982 Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:47

Louis's face is so worth watching this for!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:48

What is Dulisa's deep connection?

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:54

One word answer was all that was required Dullisa

MmeLindor Sun 11-Nov-12 20:54:57

Have we a preggers confirmation for Dullisa?

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:55:08

I think for Nanfucker's Nan's sake they should be booted him off. She'll probably not last another week

LadyBeagle Sun 11-Nov-12 20:55:09

Bof's links are not the first ones I've seen that prove what a vile cunt Nanfucker is.
Who the fuck is voting for him? I'm not a Nan though old enough to be one at 56, and lived through the coolest part of music history.
And I don't think the XFactor is something that the over eighties watch.
WTF is happening out there.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:55:23

God, what a terrifying prospect, Rusue grin

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:55:30

It didn't work then, getting the Wandie fan base to tune in last night to vote for Babyshits. If they didn't top the poll then, they maybe never will.

jessiegeesusinamanger Sun 11-Nov-12 20:55:39

I am no longer able to type a sensible sentence. Time to clock off! Night all. Have a good week

we3kingsoforientRaahh Sun 11-Nov-12 20:56:38

They deserved to go, because they didn't consider 'Baby Shits'as a name.

cardibach Sun 11-Nov-12 20:57:04

I don;t think the Wandie fan base will ever vote for Union J. THey like Wandies. Union J need some other teenage girls. I'm not sure there are enough left...

Digital Spy forums reckon people are keeping Rylan and nanfucker in to piss off Simon and force the end of X Factor.

Deep, meaningful stuff huh? grin

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 20:57:51

Well off to find an I'm a Sleb thread, night ladies!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:58:18

tbf cardi, they are the Wandies - near as fuckit. A handy spare.
Right, things to do. Night all.

BOFingSanta Sun 11-Nov-12 20:58:36

Homeland for me. Night all!

RudolphUcker Sun 11-Nov-12 20:59:24

Oh Bof, do some Damien perving for me <rubs trousers>

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 21:01:23

taping it for me bof....but andrew marr is calling me on the beeb! night all!

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