'I'm A C'leb'

(1000 Posts)

grin Hooray!! has it really been a year??? I'm ready!!!!

ImperialStateKnickers Sun 11-Nov-12 19:44:12

We're up for another year, this is mine and DP's guilty pleasure. Sadly we've infected our dds with our sadism. Z list 'slebs' deserve every kangaroo testicle they're gonna have to eat...

ThatVikRinA22 Sun 11-Nov-12 19:47:59

oh god i hate it....all that animal cruelty dressed up as entertainment. i refuse to watch, its a pile of boring shite anyway.

and celebrity my arse....most of them are has beens or never weres....

MrsTomHardy Sun 11-Nov-12 20:10:16

Cannot wait for this series....i love it!!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:21:07

I'm flexing me text finger already.

Mad Nad better get ready to be bugged. This years Sinita.

I just love it. Even if I don't know who thye are, by the end of the first show I am hooked blush

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 20:36:23

I really like it when Ant & Dec take against a contestent. In fact I just like Ant and Dec grin

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:02:10

I'm in!

Getting excitedsmile, especially looking forward to seeing who's starring in it and the bush tucker trials.

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:04:59

Ah shit, sponsored by Iceland again. I'd sooner eat the Bushtucker trial than that glisteny shite.

Lorelilee Sun 11-Nov-12 21:06:42

Love, love, love Brian Conley

SsshImNotHere Sun 11-Nov-12 21:07:24

I'm going to try to watch it. But as I'm pregnant and everything seems to make me vomit at the moment I don't know how much I will be able to watch smile

NigellasGuest Sun 11-Nov-12 21:08:18

always up for this - my favourite reality show!!

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:08:27

Agree Lorelilee, v funny!

Charlie Brooks always comes across as a nice woman.

hugoagogo Sun 11-Nov-12 21:10:30

Dec says-you've got a smile on your face! He is soo right.grin

I need to get a life!

Is it the 11th series?

Lorelilee Sun 11-Nov-12 21:11:35

He looks like Justin!

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 21:12:30

Bloody hell. Eric Bristow looks a barrell of laughs. hmm

ILoveOnionRings Sun 11-Nov-12 21:13:36

Count me in too

sailorsgal Sun 11-Nov-12 21:14:41

I didn't realise Eric Bristow was still alive. Darts players aren't known for their healthy lifestyle.

I'm so missing Downton Abbey.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:15:03

I already dislike the MP woman (and not just because shes a Conservative)

MissMogwi Sun 11-Nov-12 21:21:37

Is that Rosie Poutyface Webster?

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:22:36

Jelly I don't like her. And I am a Conservative.

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 21:23:31

Eric Bristow and Louis Walsh - separated at birth?

I do like ant and dec's ridiculous commentary too!

Not keen on posh young lad, who is he?

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:36:15

What d'ya bet she gets picked for every trial Enjoy? grin

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:36:54

Irony Mad nads dial in ends in Number 10 grin

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:37:55

Already phoned <sits back to await> although DH has a side bet on Dr Who???

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:38:10

Fecking hell this fred is quiet!

Linda is gettin right on my nerves already, moaning cah!

Hi jellykat smile

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:39:03

Love Billy smile

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:39:19

Top bloke Brian. Like Charlie v much.

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:40:38

Rawsie could get right on a persons tits though.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:40:57

Sole! Good Evening me ol' mucker grin

Are you coming to play and amuse us with tales of ad break snacks?

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:43:11

DS2 and i have a Terrys chocolate orange, anyone want some?

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:43:18

I'm dieting jelly CBB killed my arteries grin

I meanBrian not Billy.

Brianis at the B'ham Hippodrome in panto. I tried to book up about 4 months ago. All gone.

Consils Sun 11-Nov-12 21:44:26

Who is favourite?

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:46:44

No idea who fave isbut BRIANTO WIN

I reckon Brian is argumentative

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:48:05

Charlie's a good girl, as is the Pussycat Doll. The MIC has some snippy one liners. Brian Conley is taking it head on. David Haye will be quite good in a challenge I reckon, but hard work in camp.

Lorelilee Sun 11-Nov-12 21:48:09

Yup SOLE Brian all the way!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:48:56

Top rowing.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:49:03

Yayyyy time will tell.

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 21:49:11

She's a bossy cow isn't she?

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:50:37

"Was not awesome" grin

There's not been nearly enough discomfort for my taste as yet angry

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:51:54

Who is the posh guy wearing specs?

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:53:10

The reaction ti fear she is having is making me laugh

ILoveOnionRings Sun 11-Nov-12 21:53:17

Rosie is already annoying

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 21:53:21

Yes!!! She's going to be hilarious! Breathing like that other one - Nadine was it? grin

SsshImNotHere Sun 11-Nov-12 21:53:28

I think I can tell who will get most of the height trials.

Lorelilee Sun 11-Nov-12 21:53:34

Oh shut up you silly bint!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 21:54:12

Sole I fink he's a Made In Chelsea microsleb. Quite funny in a waspy way.

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 21:54:29

Love her make-up all over her face!

sailorsgal Sun 11-Nov-12 21:54:41

I can't laugh at poor Helen as I would be blubbing like a baby. blush

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:54:59

Yes Lee lol

Paul Burrel will take.some beating, I peed my pants that.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 21:55:09

Woah there girl, waterproof mascara is your friend!

MaureenMLove Sun 11-Nov-12 21:55:50

And there's me thinking she was a reasonable actor and all along she was just being herself on Corrie!

She is going to get right on my nerves! Brian for King!

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 21:56:52

Ha you nasty lot! Poor Helen and her mascara. And her make up was perfect at breakfast in the posh place just a few minutes hence.

I really like Helen's team - think they'll be fun.

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 21:57:39

ditto Brian for King - I said that as soon as I saw him appear tonight. Reckon he'll be fun and cheer everyone up.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 21:57:51

I got a good feeli.g about this series except for Lindas carping.

LineRunner Sun 11-Nov-12 21:58:19

My DCs want me to go and watch it with them <grits teeth>

This had better be good.

Consils Sun 11-Nov-12 21:58:23

Who is going to vote?

SilverSky Sun 11-Nov-12 21:59:04

Obv not that scared of heights then!

Rowsie won't be happy when she see her big make up fail grin

Helen- oh dear she struggled so much and that is only day one, how will she cope with the trials grin

griphook Sun 11-Nov-12 22:00:46

Who is the man now talking to ant and dec?

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:01:59

Thats Hugo from 'Made in Chelsea' apparently.. (never seen it)

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 22:02:19

I bet the doc is going to be busy this week with Colin and Eric. They have got to be the unfittest slebs ever.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:02:40

The guy in the blue top?

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:02:41

I think David might be a bit annoying, too alpha male and all that. I may be wrong........

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:03:32

Yup thinking the same minx..

Oldsilver where art.thou? sad

That explains it all jelly, wondered why i took an instant dislike to him!
Cant stand all those types of shows

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:03:49

Colin and Eric will be 'excluded from this trial for medical reasons.' Every day. grin

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:05:00

I agree Minx

Don't reckon Hugo's gonna do too well here..

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:05:14

Snakes would freak me out

griphook Sun 11-Nov-12 22:05:30

O made in Chelsea.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:06:13

Ewwwwwwwww screams!!!!

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:06:28

No Jellykat, David is really enjoying this trial because it shows us how fearless and -vain- brave he is.

Why is he so scared of the rats, they were cute just like my hamster!

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:07:26

Quelle surprise...............

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:08:24

Davids muscles might start to hurt with no exercise..

griphook Sun 11-Nov-12 22:08:35

I wonder how much they get paid? And who gets the most and least

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:09:05

Reckon David's a bundle of larfs to know, and wouldn't take himself too seriously.. i might be wrong hmm

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:09:51

No idea who Hugo is or the guy in the specs

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:10:25

I think I read that Nadine is getting about 40K for this? I may be wrong, again.........

nametakenagain Sun 11-Nov-12 22:10:55

So just me that finds Brian creepy then? confused

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:11:18

Choccy Philly is yuck

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:11:41

Yes name bye lol

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:12:54

Only messingnametaken smile

SilverSky Sun 11-Nov-12 22:13:05

Why is Hugo crying? hmm

Lol crying on the first nighthmm

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:14:38

Sole, ya plonker smile

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:14:45

My cat is sitting in front of the telly, occasionally patting colin on the face. Weird, or a sign?

hugoagogo Sun 11-Nov-12 22:14:51

It's all the fucking christmas ads they are driving me nuts <splub>

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:15:56

Oh thank goodness, gym equipment. I was worried for him.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:16:39

grin

Lol she is Rawie in reality! She will love the baked beans.

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:16:41

pml at Helen's make up in that shot! Ha ha ha!

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:17:13

David - "How do you think i did?" - Arrogant fucker!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:18:04

I mised it minx.

Boxers for ya jelly

susiedaisy Sun 11-Nov-12 22:18:43

Here come the tears!

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:19:13

It was hilarious sole, thought it was halloween for a moment. And man up, Hugo, ffs, You've only been there 24 hours.

SilverSky Sun 11-Nov-12 22:19:30

Think Haye will be good entertainment if very irritating!

<bring back Gillian>

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:19:42

Strap a pair on Hugo you wally

LeeCoakley Sun 11-Nov-12 22:20:30

Obviously

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:20:37

I think Charlie maybe for queen. Unless she turns when cameras aren't on her.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:20:41

Helens got her norks out already

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:20:56

Bikini early. It's pissing down you muppet!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:21:12

Hugo poshy totty waaay hey!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:21:46

Aww john Lewis ad is a bit silly

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:22:17

Makes,me cry sad

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:22:37

Anyone else think this is the best opening to I'm a sleb for a long time? i'd gone to bed ages ago for the last few series. Loving this,. can't wait to hear the retching again.

susiedaisy Sun 11-Nov-12 22:23:33

John Lewis add is daft, wretching by Charlie hilarious smile

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:23:39

Sole I liked the Tesco one to Prince Charming grin

Helen=complete show-off, her norks will be all over The Sun tomorrow & she is probably freezing considering all the other members had jackets on!!!

susiedaisy Sun 11-Nov-12 22:24:03

Oh bit of Adam ant

I'm quite fond of the John Lewis advert, not to say they didn't rob the idea off The Snowman film though.

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:25:36

White trainer polish across my nose charging about on my parebts sofa in tbe 80's to that tune. enjoy

susiedaisy Sun 11-Nov-12 22:26:34

Get away ratgrin

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:27:39

Love it. "Brian, she's been bitten." There's a rat. "Get away." Rats respond well to that, I presume? And is poor Brian to be woken every time Helen has a twinge?

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:27:56

Don't speak to me like that susie!!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:28:52

Sole roller skating up and down the street with cassette player blasting. Nose stripe toothpaste. Vapours bad idea re previous roller skate decision.

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:29:36

grin at Charlie

susiedaisy Sun 11-Nov-12 22:29:37

grin

minxthemanx Sun 11-Nov-12 22:29:46

My pelvic floor can;t cope with Charlie's retching!!! Oh God, too funny!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:30:03

Lol Enjoy!
,miss me skates

<wonders where jelly is>

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:31:02

Come on Nadine!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:32:19

Nadine too rah a too rye a (Sole that's for you)

YESSSSSS

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:32:32

Oooh the public have voted!!!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:33:26

too rye a too rye toooo Nadine it's YOU!

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:33:56

<waves at Sole > look i'm here.. just had to retrieve Choc from DS2 who took it off to watch Misfits, little sneak!

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:35:37

Hehe

ITV2 peeps!

EnjoyVampirebloodResponsibly Sun 11-Nov-12 22:35:59

Now you'll be bugged, you're totally fucked oh a Nadine!

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:36:42

Well thats night 1 done, off to bed or i'll sleep thro the alarm.. see ya tomorrow ladies smile

SoleSource Sun 11-Nov-12 22:40:04

NN jelly See you tomoz x

Jellykat Sun 11-Nov-12 22:41:55

Just PMed you exactly that Sole grin

Lizzyloo22 Sun 11-Nov-12 23:45:04

i love im a celeb im glad its back looks like its going to be a good one this year. Im also enjoying the xfactor aswell :-)

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 18:52:58

Thank you jelly smile

X marks spot for tonights viewing

minxthemanx Mon 12-Nov-12 20:02:05

Marking my spot too, can't wait. Janine's retching has made me smile all day. smile

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 20:57:42

This thread will be full of postets soon.

Hellooo
I'm a MNeter lets get me in here..

Littlemissimpatientlovesxmas Mon 12-Nov-12 20:58:54

I'm here ....
Got a feeling I may have to mute the tv when Helen's task starts grin

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:02:13

I'm here.

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:02:55

Bless Decs buttoned up denim jacket.

SilverSky Mon 12-Nov-12 21:03:22

Just use the fricking loo woman.

Birthandbaby Mon 12-Nov-12 21:09:24

Can someone tell me about Hugo. Never watched Made in Chelsea - is he a good'un or not?

sailorsgal Mon 12-Nov-12 21:11:38

No idea about Hugo at all.

Helen's roots need doing already and she's only been there 24 hours. hmm

Jellykat Mon 12-Nov-12 21:12:37

Sorry, never watched it BandB..

Am watching / listening whilst working.. so with you all in spirit tonight smile

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:13:52

Jelly is working shock

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:14:48

Oooh Kill Bill!

MrsTomHardy Mon 12-Nov-12 21:16:13

Hugo is ok.......if you like that kinda thing grin

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:16:25

Fighting talk Nads.

Littlemissimpatientlovesxmas Mon 12-Nov-12 21:18:01

Is it just me that thinks the Iceland ads are even worse this year?

Mono1 Mon 12-Nov-12 21:18:27

I don't watch Corrie so I've no previous opinion on that Helen one but if you we're a right fanny scared of everything why the eff would you sign up. Does she need the publicity?

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:20:20

More often than not this programme kills careers.

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:20:57

Dec is trying not to laugh!

That was hilarious!!!

SsshImNotHere Mon 12-Nov-12 21:21:46

grin Did they actually touch her?

I think one fell on her grin 'stop the bolty noise things!!!!'

stoatie Mon 12-Nov-12 21:23:03

arses - the pair of them!

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:23:06

I could not take part in this programme.

Could you?

Littlemissimpatientlovesxmas Mon 12-Nov-12 21:24:13

No way I could do this blush

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 12-Nov-12 21:24:15

Nadine is a bitch. Helen is stupid.

LeeCoakley Mon 12-Nov-12 21:24:36

'I've got a twig in my hair' - classic!

I've got a twig in my hair hahahahahahaha. I would have slapped her !!

stoatie Mon 12-Nov-12 21:25:41

No I couldn't (hate water - not too fond of heights and as for the eating tasks) but why do people go on (ok I know really - THE FAME) - they know whats coming......

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:26:33

Awesome 5 seconds!

hattymattie Mon 12-Nov-12 21:32:08

I liked her nickname in one of the tabloids "Mad Nad"

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:33:53

So Eric reckons he can call the voting eh.

<flexes dial finger, was that number 10 d'ya say>

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:34:02

Me too stoatie. Terrified ofheights, snakes eww

One year a huge poisonous snake got into the camp.

Maybe a non celeb version might be good smile

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:35:00

Stoatie I've watched every series. I had to really think hard then who won last year! No amount of fame would make me go on a programme like this.

EnjoyResponsibly Mon 12-Nov-12 21:36:31

Rawsies going to have to get her kit off again if she wants to avoid the vote off.

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:37:04

I can't remember who won last year Enjoy! And I thought Eric was down under for a different reason.

blush

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:38:00

Going for the butch look lol Brian!

SoleSource Mon 12-Nov-12 21:38:47

Eric seems to be lovely! Sexy

Mono1 Mon 12-Nov-12 21:53:34

Wasn't it the young chap from McFly that won last year. Can't remember his name tho.

MaureenMLove Mon 12-Nov-12 21:54:51

It was McFly, yes. They cleaned up on s'leb shows. One of the other ones won Strictly too.

SilverSky Mon 12-Nov-12 21:56:28

Dougie

Have you seen the shower photos on the sidebar of shame? And I don't mean the ones of Helen in a bikini

chipstick10 Mon 12-Nov-12 22:17:38

I'm finding it quite boring this year. I can't seem to get into it. Helen is driving me mad. &#128513;

GreatGretzky Mon 12-Nov-12 22:32:23

I missed it yesterday but saw today. Am shock that anyone can manage to make Sinitta look brave but Helen is doing a good job so far! The American woman, no idea who she is, but she's annoying me as well. Liking Colin, Eric, and Brian and Nadine seems ok for now just because she won't take any of Helen's crap grin

GreatGretzky Mon 12-Nov-12 22:32:52

Ooh Charlie Brooks! She seems good so far too!

Mrsjay Tue 13-Nov-12 09:24:30

I couldnt find a thread on sunday anyway just marking my place and to say to Helen Flannaghan put them away lovey . Linda did tell her it looked to posey they showed a clip this morning ,

Mrsjay Tue 13-Nov-12 09:26:07

Ooh Charlie Brooks! She seems good so far too!

she will eat helen alive she isn't going to put up with it, I find nadine boring as hell I wish people hadn't voted for her to do the trial and just ignored her letting her do a trial isn't a punishment for her it is exposure that is why she is there ,

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 09:37:31

How did I miss this thread?

<<marks place for later>>

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 13:36:16

There is a special emergency team on standby in order to quickly remove the cekebs because of a severe weather warning.

Ooh!

limitedperiodonly Tue 13-Nov-12 14:07:25

I hope they get annoying replacements in. I saw the ones Jeff Brazier mentioned on This Morning but the names meant nothing. Hope they're horrible because there's no one who's doing it atm - not even Helen.

I like Linda, Brian, Eric and even Hugo.

Nadine isn't bothering me that much. She's very attractive but has seriously overdone the fillers before going in. She may start to look weird after a diet of rice and beans.

Charlie has most potential to be a bitch but I'd probably agree with her. Probably Hugo will get irritated by people too.

Want to see if David Haye gets into a hissy panic about not being able to eat enough and wasting away. He must have to eat tons to keep his shape up. He's already fretted vainly about it.

who was mentioned as a possible replacement?

limitedperiodonly Tue 13-Nov-12 14:42:42

Limahl - how could I have forgotten him? And Rosemary Shrager - TV chef I've never heard of. Probably me.

Whos leaving then? Thought Nadine was bullyish to `Helen` last night, I mean I no Helens crying and flapping is annoying, but I would just treat her like one of my daughters in a `there there` sort of way without making a fuss, Nadines snapping was horrible I thought. Not keen on David Haye either, bit prattish. Think Hugo seems ok, never watched his programme though grin

CuriousMama Tue 13-Nov-12 14:56:46

DS2 and me are enjoying it but it isn't as good as last year. Who's leaving?
Helen's like a child, she can't help it. Linda Robson is very down to earth would like to see how she fares in a trial?

SugaricePlumFairy Tue 13-Nov-12 15:27:46

I love Brian , Eric and Charlie. Hugo seems a nice chap too.

Helen ,aaarhhhhhhhhhhh grin, quite sweet but after a day or so I imagine she could really push buttons which her dramarama act!

Cannot stand Nadine!

EnjoyResponsibly Tue 13-Nov-12 16:51:29

Currently Brian to win in this house, with Charlie and Eric as runners up.

Also like the Pussycat Doll (who must surely be wondering WTF she's doing with this lot whilst Shitsingers on the X Factor), Linda, David and Hugo.

Honestly, I would have shoved Helen in the dunny and sewn the canvas door up by now. There's just no excuse for a human to be so utterly stupid. I thought Mad Nads "go home" response was completely reasonable, so I'm even more annoyed that the idiots made me agree with something uttered by Nadine.

Mrsjay Tue 13-Nov-12 16:56:53

I don't think Helen is sweet at all she is funny but she is annoying she is a Brat and needs put ont he naughty step grin she laughed about leaving a dirty flat hadnt cleaned for 6 months

Mrsjay Tue 13-Nov-12 16:57:23

I like charlie she is going to explode maybe she will do the Jannine crazy face

EnjoyResponsibly Tue 13-Nov-12 16:59:57

MrsJay when she said that last night and followed up by saying they needed professional cleaners in after her, DH and I replaced Mad Nad temporarily on the fast dial shit list.

Note the list is flexible, so it's highly likely MN will be back in pole by tonight grin

EnjoyResponsibly Tue 13-Nov-12 17:00:56

Maybe she'll "do a Barry" on Helen from atop the waterfall.

<hopeful>

Mrsjay Tue 13-Nov-12 17:04:47

maybe drown by dunny grin I do think she is too childish for a 22 yr old young woman but sinitta was just as bad last year lived in cloud cookoo land,

SugaricePlumFairy Tue 13-Nov-12 17:42:09

Ooh I forgot about the minging flat, that was grim. still prefer her to Mad Nad grin.

Brian or Eric to win here!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 18:10:19

Like Helen so far she is not a child.

minxthemanx Tue 13-Nov-12 19:45:19

Still think Charlie my fave so far - that delightful retching on the opening night was too funny, and she was completely unfazed by it. They mostly seem quite a nice bunch to me, so far, with the odd exception - it's all a lot of fun to watch. Loving it.

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 20:58:03

Good evening

Whers y'all gawn?

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 20:59:47

I'm here, showered, hot drink and remote in hand all ready to go!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:00:57

Hello susie smile

Oooh all this wretching will put me of my southern fried sad

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:01:25

Spiders!! my worst fearsad

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:01:39

Hismile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:03:08

I would do Ant but not Dec.

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 21:03:34

Chilled Strongy B's in hand and bowl of vegetable crisps at my side grin

Really like Charlie so far. Not sure about Brian, either lovely or creep, can't decide!

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:03:45

sorry didnt see this thread oops i started another .

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:04:27

It's ok Who. We just go with Flow.

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:05:41

Did the earlier series have more celebs in there to begin with?

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:06:39

David is def sweet on Helen isn't hesmile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:09:15

Ahh yeah I thought that susie. Thought there was 14 last time.

Not noticed about hsiry nostriled David fancying Helen.

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:11:22

yeah i always thought there were more contestants before this year not so many.\i expect they will be draught some newbies in

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 21:11:32

Eric's a cheery fucker isn't he hmm

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:12:21

shes got a twig in her hair

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:13:01

janine is coming over as the winner early doors i'd say

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:13:48

Don't envy them one bit!!

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:14:11

Fuck me spider!!!sadsad

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:14:34

that looks well gross tonight

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:16:03

Evening ladies smile

looks like a right <boak> fest this evening!

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:16:35

Hismile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:16:45

Hiya jelly smilesmilesmile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:17:56

This southern fried chicken is finger lickin goood.

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:18:43

Those lasagne bites look vile

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:18:43

Ahaaaa Evening Sole extraodinaire grin

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:19:37

smile

Your fishy friendsmile

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:20:02

Ooo a big hairy bugger YUK!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:20:02

Poor spider sad

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 21:20:24

See, eating the spider wouldn't bother me I don't think, it's the slimy/chewy stuff that would make me boak.

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:20:46

Camel toe! Hehe

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:20:47

The spider that is, not you Sole grin

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:21:42

Put me off me chicken

envy boak face

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:22:42

The eggs are gross

SsshImNotHere Tue 13-Nov-12 21:23:16

envy boak

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:23:24

You'd be spot on there jelly lol

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 21:23:59

Fair do's

NigellasGuest Tue 13-Nov-12 21:24:04

can't watch

ILoveOnionRings Tue 13-Nov-12 21:24:25

Hot Cross Bum hahahaha

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:24:27

Bum time..

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:24:32

Ostrich arse

Omg!

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:24:36

eh ostrich anus

Whodyanickabollockoff Tue 13-Nov-12 21:25:13

they are so hungry i expect it tastes quiet nice

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:25:37

How they eat it, I could not.

Balls

SsshImNotHere Tue 13-Nov-12 21:26:04

What was the end bit of the Rhyme there?

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:26:28

What animal has three balls?

I never ever watch this but that silly girl from Corrie - mwahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahh

BTW - hey Sole/*Jelly*/other CBBers - not long now til another Sleb BB hopefully.

NigellasGuest Tue 13-Nov-12 21:26:31

three testicles full!
uuuugggghhhhh

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:26:45

Shitting hell , yuk yuk yuk

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:27:32

David Cameron is laughing at her.

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:27:40

Hello Smelly grin Nice to see ya!

She's doing the flappy hand thing that makes me rage. Did she eat the anus......... words I thought I'd never type grin

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:28:25

Hello Smellly!!!!!

Welcome Sis!

Good to see you x

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:29:17

I bet you'd fart like a trooper after that lot..
Surprised boobalot managed anything!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:29:48

grin @ she did eat the anus

Oldsilver doesn't watch this prog. She will be back for CBB grin

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:29:53

See he's sweet on her either that or itv are trying to make it look like that hmm

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:31:07

Milk and cookies!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:31:47

Me not like Ed Sheeran

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:34:05

You got Ed Sheeran ad? I kinda like him, even though he sold out...

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:35:26

No Ed ad here but had a silly sausage sky ad

Perhaps we should start a Celeb BB thread with ideas for victims contestants

OI, CBB PRODUCERS. I WANT PAUL DANAN, HE OF CELEB LOVE ISLAND SHENANIGANS AND GENERAL-PAIN-IN-THE-ARSENESS

That's better.

I don't even know who's in I'm a Sleb apart from Rosie Dimster. She really is something else, bless her.

LadyBeagle Tue 13-Nov-12 21:36:34

I fancy David.

Whenever I see Ed Sheeran, I have an overwhelming urge to track him down and comb his hair

O. M. G. Is he really crying? Hugo - GET A FECKING GRIP

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:38:43

And stuff a sock in his gob smile

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:39:20

grin Smelly

Poor Hugo, hes a sensitive soul.. smile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:39:21

Hugo is always blubling

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:39:21

I blame caffeine salt sugar withdrawal they all cry so easily!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:40:03

BRIAN TO WIN!!!

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:40:04

18?

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:41:01

Noooooooo

I've met Janine from 'Enders at a posh do - she's luffley.

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:41:58

I have no idea who Hugo is

Eric Bristow!!!!

Brian Connelly!!!

<settles in>

Sorry thread jacking and I don't even know all of who's in this bloody show

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:43:13

Charlie definitely comes across as luffley, and a larf!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:43:21

Noo to Brian? Jelly

I imagine Charlie is lovely. Nice name too.

Anybody been to Aus?

He's off Made in Chelsea Sole.

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:44:26

Your're not thread jacking Smelly.

Jelly (your CBB sis has really missed you)

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:45:13

Ahh is why I don't know him Smelly ta smile

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:46:45

Funny how territorial and tribal humans get

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:48:15

Were you on the BB threads susie?

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:48:18

Only been away one night, ya big silly Sole smile

God i haven't even started thinking about Christmas.. Got to wade my way through a pile of bills first!

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:48:55

No, is that big brother ?

Aw, missed MNing you guys too. Haven't watched much TV lately so not been in here for a while. Got all brave so been to AIBU a few times <flexes muscles>. Not as bun fighty as I remember it being though

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:49:32

What you buying me jely? smile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:51:28

Yeah, susie. You watch?

I know Smelly, it is so tame nowadays and soft AIBU questions.

AIBU to give my DS Sainsbury's baked beans and not Heinz hmm

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:52:37

My god, AIBU Smelly? I have to be pre menstrual to go in there!

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:53:37

Hugh's going to have a hissy fit!

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:53:49

Hugo I mean

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:55:31

BTW Its a *Surprise*** Sole wink

IT'S A PUPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT

I love Brian Connelly - where's he been for the past few years?

Oooo, trial time - do you reckon Rosie Dimster will be up every time?

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:56:36

I want John Mcricrick (racing guy) excuse spelling

Jackie Stallone

Ruby Wax

Jeremy Paxman

Jeremy Clarkson

In the jungle

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:57:23

It's getting boring havin Helen again!

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:57:39

Excited smile

Wjat is it?

What is it?

What is it?

Eve Tue 13-Nov-12 21:58:19

Helen is smoking, were they allowed cigs before?

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:58:28

Thursdaysad

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:58:32

Limahl !!!! <sing a long> Cos your too shy shy....

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:58:36

Rosie Dimster lol

Thursday?

sad

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:58:54

Yeah they've always been allowed cigs

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 21:59:11

Who the frick is Limahl?

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 21:59:25

Football tomorrow sad

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:59:28

Was she Eve? :0

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 21:59:44

Google song, too shysmile

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 21:59:57

Oooh blardy football

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 22:00:48

Limahl from Kajagoogoo Randall

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 22:02:27

Anybody watching ITV2?

It's like Katie Price all over again when she went in after being dumped by Peter Andre.

Must admit, I have no time for Rosie/Helen and her 'look at me, look at me' antics so no sympathy from me. She can eat anuses (is that the correct plural term?) all day every day as far as I care.

Right, off to see what else is up on MN Chat/AIBU.

Toodles Gangnam stylee until Thursday grin

<wanders off singing 'too shy-shy, hush-hush eye to eye...'.>

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 22:04:53

See you Thursday Smelly smilesmilesmile

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 22:09:22

Bugger - have to go back to my sewing machine, i need elves to come help me in the night sad

See ya Thursday, if not before smile

Argh - have put on ITV2 in background and fecking Brian McfeckingFadden is on. I hate him, he is such a cock and I am so angry he is even on this programme. <Links imaginary arms of solidarity with Kerry Katona>

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. Am so angry at his big stupid beardy face on my telly

<Sending evil thoughts for Kimberley Wyatt to accidently punch him whilst gesticulating or to kick him in the shins under the fake coffee table>

susiedaisy Tue 13-Nov-12 22:12:03

See you all in 2 days smile

Jellykat Tue 13-Nov-12 22:14:45

<pops back in>

Agree Smelly, i think he was a shit to KK

<pops back out>

SoleSource Tue 13-Nov-12 22:17:39

I'm watching Layer Cake Film Four

pinkteddy Tue 13-Nov-12 22:37:13

OMG Jo Swash eating that egg!

Skillbo Tue 13-Nov-12 23:13:11

Ok - have just caught up as DH been hogging the laptop whilst I watch..

My thoughts... I want Hugo to win. Never seen Made in Chelsea but he seems to have my kind of humour and he seems intelligent and articulate. Plus he doesn't seem to like Nads and I HATE HER!

I think Brian is creepy too so you're not alone, poster up thread (sorry, can't remember names!)

I really HATE Nadine, Helen (just fuck off out and put your boobs away) and David - honestly, he is just such a twat and-keeps-making-Hugo-cry!

Right, DS crying for a bit of a change... see you in a couple of days!

RandallPinkFloyd Tue 13-Nov-12 23:21:40

Ahh, hush hush, I do I

Thank you grin

Mrsjay Wed 14-Nov-12 08:30:34

Helen is smoking, were they allowed cigs before?

yes of course they were allowed although nobody ever smoked on camera at the live before I dont think she is a smoker really she looked like a 15 yr old having a sneaky fag ,grin I am so bored of her now and her boobies , i love colin he reminds me of santa confused

susiedaisy Wed 14-Nov-12 08:54:35

Mrsjsy I thought that, she doesn't look like she was a regular smoker I wonder if it was just nerves!

Mrsjay Wed 14-Nov-12 08:58:31

I wonder if it was just nerves!

maybe or she is probably starving too I just think she was caught out not realising she was on camera they usually don't at that bit

lollilou Wed 14-Nov-12 12:41:49

Has anyone else noticed the bit between Brians eyebrows? A touch(or more) of Botox I thinkgrin

Right, was trying to find the really bad streaky fake tan shower photo to put onto the I'm a Sleb AIBU Rosie Smoking thread and came across this

shock

Scroll down and WTF is tattooed near Rosie's Fanjo - is it a tinky winky?

SoleSource Wed 14-Nov-12 13:20:20

Lol Smelly

Looks like a wing of a butterfly/angel?

qazxc Wed 14-Nov-12 16:57:51

quick google search shows that helen's thigh tatoo is the name scott in a heart with wings. [i need to get a life emoticon].

Thanks qazxc - I honestly thought you couldn't get worst than the Marilyn Monroe tat on her arm but clearly I was wrong. I personally think a tinky winky would be better/funnier/more ironic than a pair of angel's wings under your fanjo (can't stop sniggering, 'tis vair vair childish..) but hey, each to their own.

hey Sole - how are you doing? No Sleb tonight is there, well I think there may be the ITV2 version but need an early night - DC decided to be more nocturnal in their sleeping habits so am absolutely bloody shattered. 5hrs sleep does not a happy Smelly make sad. Catch you and everyone else tomorrow if I don't see you on other threads inbetween.

Toodles grin

GodlessWhore Wed 14-Nov-12 20:50:55

Where is it on tonight?!!

Someone slap her!

EnjoyResponsibly Thu 15-Nov-12 21:06:00

Is it just me and you But? Would have been here earlier, but pro Masterchef won the day grin

Just tuned in to hear Nadine explaining why all her constituents will benefit from her selfless entry into the jungle hmm

wintera Thu 15-Nov-12 21:08:53

Sorry if this has been mentioned already but is that fear of heights thing a load of old balls? My sister is absolutely petrified of heights and there is no way she would be able to even walk across that big bridge. Plus she was also fine when they went up in the helicopter the other day and it was flying about all over the place!

Helen is 'scared' of everything !

Evening All,

On the vino so I may not be on here for long - drunken posting not the best idea <speaking from experience>

Looking forward to the Hugo/Dozie argument shortly. He may even redeem himself for crying a few days ago - tsk!

And yes wintera - tis a load of old balls on Dozie's part - she forgot she was afraid of heights the second time she was on the bridge. Hmm, maybe she's a better actress than i give her credit for.....now there's a thought hmm

whistlestopcafe Thu 15-Nov-12 21:19:55

I missed the first 30 minutes. How did Helen get on in the trial?

Now hang on a minute - I don't like this bitchiness with Bristow and Connelly towards Hugo.

<narrows eyes>

RandallPinkFloyd Thu 15-Nov-12 21:21:15

How can she look so fecking vacant all the time!

Ah, so there was no Hugo/Dozie argument - twas clever editing. Norty producers.

NO idea what trial was whistle - was watching Jnr Apprentice as didn't realise 'Sleb was on early.

she spent about an hour whittering, then made into the first room with an ostrich, tried for a minute or two then screamed and ran out!

RATS AND SPIDERS....

<runs away shrieking>

whistlestopcafe Thu 15-Nov-12 21:57:38

Thanks butisthismyname, she didn't get any stars then?

No - she asked if she could do it again!

Mrsjay Fri 16-Nov-12 08:54:21

Now hang on a minute - I don't like this bitchiness with Bristow and Connelly towards Hugo.

They were like a pair of old gossips wern't they I like him he is alright a bit weepy and emotional he is an ok bloke, I have never watched MIC so i really didnt know who he was, but they are picking on the posh boy tis not on dozie is getting away with being a complete arse acting all privelaged (sp) but she is funny and cute and has boobies so she get away with being a spoilt brat, and I am not even talking about the trial I would have sent her home with a smacked arse grin

Mrsjay Fri 16-Nov-12 09:00:34

Just tuned in to hear Nadine explaining why all her constituents will benefit from her selfless entry into the jungle

yes she is doing for the people and the fame

somebody on ITV2 said she spent all that money to get nip tucked to look like carol Jackson grin anybody watching ITV2 and missing Russell Kane I know I am he was really funny the new boy not so much sad

noddyholder Fri 16-Nov-12 09:08:29

If Hugo was working class and they attacked his education and intelligence there would be uproar

Mrsjay Fri 16-Nov-12 09:15:23

nah I think if they thought somebody was thick they would say so but you can have fun and tease somebody about anything but there is a time when it becomes nasty and I do think they are starting to be nasty about him because of his upbringing does that make sense,

From what i've read there is more to come on the bitchiness towards Hugo.
God knows i'm not his biggest fan but i think this could get down right nasty. Eric (don't like him, very arrogant) seems to have a real chip on his shoulder about it which i think stems from jealousy. At the end of the day he knows very little about him and should give him a chance.

Mrsjay Fri 16-Nov-12 09:34:39

maybe he is boasting about all his money houses and jetset lifestyle and it is bad editing so perhaps he is really pissing them off, but from what I see he is an ok bloke nothing too offensive about him at all ,

noddyholder Fri 16-Nov-12 09:36:35

Only seen it once ad hate Eric. There is a real feeling that Hugo is fair game. if he was thick and working class it would be all haha salt of the earth aint 'e funny a la jade goody etc

He's scared of Hugo, typcal repsonse from someone who doesn't understand <amateur psychologist!>

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 12:10:27

But Hugos USP is that he's posh and well edumacated (Harrow). He's a sweetie but very wet and actually has come over as a bit of an airhead. And really stop it with the crying.

And don't forget this lot weren't all that interesting for the first few days so its reasonable to assume that the Editors are having a carve up.

Interestingly Hugo seemed to take everyone's reading well, except Nadines...

And David Hay is ripping it out of Dozie...and we're all calling her Dozie.

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:09:24

Anyone watching tonight?
Thread is awfully quiet..

sailorsgal Fri 16-Nov-12 21:10:22

I can't even look at the tv screen with all those rats. blush

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:13:02

I missed last nights, so how come Charlie was picked for the trial i wonder?

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 16-Nov-12 21:14:04

Rosemary's pump was hilarious. I love Dec when he laughs.

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:16:54

That alligator thingy in the pool looks quite big! confused

I'm here grin ds keeps trying to turn over to 'celebrities being patronising' I mean, children in need but I am in charge

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:24:22

Firm but fair myname grin

she is really really REALLY annoying me angry

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:27:47

Who, Helen i presume?

Fair play to Charlie for saying what she thinks about Helens dramatics grin!

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:28:37

Good evening peeps

Good evening jellykat smile

That beige jacket is awful

I am stuffed full of chicken and eggs sad

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:29:16

David's chest/body is exact same as my ex as he was a boxer too.

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:31:42

Is our Bri laughing or cwying?

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:31:53

Evening Sole smile

I am stuffed full of potato dauphinoise and chocolate grin

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:32:29

Oo blubbing..

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:32:32

Is there anybody there?????

<searches for ouija board>

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:33:22

Oooh had a well deserved feed the jelly smilesmilesmile

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:33:47

Limahl is in!

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:35:17

Bloody well deserved i say! smile

Limahl looks awful these days...

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:37:15

Your too shy shy hush hush eye to flie

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:38:31

I forgot he did the neverending stooooooorrrrrrrrrrry

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:47:47

That shopkeeper makes me laugh.

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:47:59

Sole!!!!!

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:48:47

You rang? Lol

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:50:35

Yep, i did that grin

that slide looks fun..Why do we have to grow up, why dont they make destressing playgrounds for bigger people?

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:52:09

True! Lol

I weigh same as Rosemary but I am tall. Her getting stuck made me laugh.

I used to love the slide and swings. Roundabouts/spider made me feel icky.

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 21:53:18

I feel a little bit sad that Limahl has to keep saying he was in an eighties and and then reedily sing " too shyte shy--te--"

Rosemary is a fucking scream!

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:55:40

Enjoooooooooyayaya

Hello and welcome back!

Then thete was err urm

1+1+1= urm...

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 21:56:48

Rosemarys snoring reminds me of my XP! Eeeeek

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:57:50

I used to snore like that. My ex went in the other room blush

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 21:58:39

Poor Helen lmao

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 21:59:14

Fire up the rice and beans grin

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 22:00:26

They must have rice, beans and movicol, you'd get well bunged up surely?

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 22:01:00

Sole we need Eric for them kind of maffs grin

PMSL at Dec PHSL at more Dozie trial.

Is it on tomorrow?

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 22:02:05

Yep, after XFactor..

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 22:02:29

Big Rosie is going to be farting like a brass band on rice and beans. The jungle hut will be matchwood.

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 22:05:59

grin so true Enjoy!

Am off to Children in need, as long as Tess Daley has buggered off..

See ya tomorrow laydees

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 22:09:38

Jelly and Enjoy you going on the Children In Need fred?

susiedaisy Fri 16-Nov-12 22:10:31

Watched it, not Helen again angry

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 22:12:45

Hi susie

Yup!

who on earth in the chap in 'get me out of here now?' the camp one??? Just watching it for the first time. Am I just very old and he's really well known???

Jellykat Fri 16-Nov-12 22:17:15

Got waylaid watching the kittens on the live kitten fred grin

EnjoyResponsibly Fri 16-Nov-12 22:20:18

No CIn for me. Tis a sad fact, but begging slebs piss me right off on a Friday.

I like my slebs pleading for mercy and an end to rice and beans grin

See you in the Jungle tomorrow!

SoleSource Fri 16-Nov-12 22:30:09

Jellykat smile

NN Enjoy smile

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:21:11

Are we all assembled? smile

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:22:08

Evening peeps!

Calling jungleist mahoosives everywhere!

Hi lurkey lurkers!

LineRunner Sat 17-Nov-12 21:23:03

Hello, I have come over from the dark side.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:23:05

Is is possible? The spoiler suggests Helen gets even more stupider.

<boggles>

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:23:43

Hello laydees grin

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:23:52

Hi Line smile

Lol Enjoy

Hunger makes me moody

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:24:22

Isn't it ready yet Sole?

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:24:37

I'm here. grin

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:24:53

Helen and Eric clash!!!

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:25:04

WTAF is Dec wearing? He looks like he's entered stage left from a Gilbert and Sullivan production.

He was an Englishman...

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:25:41

Hiya sailorsgirl smile

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:25:47

Hi sailor smile

Ready and scoffed. Feel sick sad

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:26:44

So poor Rosie's got to say sorry she didn't realise what people were a bit famous for hmm

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:26:52

Can I follow you from x factor? Never done a celeb thread before!
Is it me or does rosemary look a bit grubby? I don't think I would want to eat her cooking

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:27:42

David give your big head a rest

Evening All,

I need a break from Dozie - she's just too much so am watching Russell Howard and crying about lovely little Fiona the doggie

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:28:46

Oooer Sole, luckily i don't think there's any anus eating on here tonight..

Shes not done any cooking yet nancy..

There all well tetchy tonight, fisticuffs!

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:28:57

There's David in the background weightlifting a branch, and Hugo lifting a little twig.

STF up Brian, stop shit stirring!

God shut up Brian and let it drop!

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:29:38

Helloo Smelly smilesmile

Hi nancy welcome.smilesmile

Briannoooo calm down I love you

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:29:55

Hi Guys. grin

People always feel sorry for me because dh is away but I get crap tv and mumsnet. What more does a girl need. grin

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:30:28

Hi Fatima are you Fatima Whitbread? I love you!!

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:30:50

Ahoy there Sailor Decs outfit will remind you of DH.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:31:14

Too right sailor,! smile

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:31:34

Lol enjoy

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:32:25

Think it shall be a good one this year

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:33:23

Oo Erics a fine figure of a man eh? hmm

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:33:24

Bless big Rosie giving advice to Helen.

"stop thinking"

with what Big Rosie?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:33:26

Helen's fears run much deeper.

Hmm I'm not quite as ripped as Fatima Whitbread

<glares at huge pregnant belly>

But thanks for loving me grin

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:33:59

Lmao

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:34:28

I had to laugh as on facebook a friend posted "whose going out tonight" and I thought they meant "Strictly" "XFactor" or "I'm a Celeb" and they were asking who was going out clubbing. blush

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:34:46

Oo Fatima, when are you due?

Had Mad Nad had a boob job do you know?

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:34:49

Ok place your bets.

How long til Dozie says "IACGMOOH"

Enjoy: 10 seconds

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:35:17

How has Helen got such perfect nail varnish after a week in the jungle?

Due on Friday shock

chipstick10 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:36:45

I can't watch her, she's ridiculous

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:37:07

Woweeeee Fatima, that's amazing, is it your first?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:37:07

+30 seconds

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:37:50

She hasn't even started. angry

Jellykat Sat 17-Nov-12 21:37:52

Haha shes not even gonna start!

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 21:38:26

I've only just started watching and she's pissing me off. For Gawds sake love, get on with it.

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:38:26

FFS

nancy75 Sat 17-Nov-12 21:38:32

She is pathetic, even ant & dec are obviously pissed off with her, how can she not even try?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:38:34

Oooh she'll be popular

Why go there unless she really didn't realise how bad her fears were

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:38:50

ZERO SECONDS!!!!

Yes, my first. Getting a bit nervous now!

How can she not even dare to try? She's just stood in a wheel

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:39:09

Throw the fucking worms at her for gods sake

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:39:29

Ructions galore!!!

MissMogwi Sat 17-Nov-12 21:39:42

Just chuck the worms at her anyway for being a mardarse.

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:39:55

Jeez Louise!

SantasComingFace Sat 17-Nov-12 21:40:04

Just joining but seriously what a silly cow she is!! Is she actually panicking? I have 'panic attacks' and am much less calm

EnjoyResponsibly Sat 17-Nov-12 21:40:04

And dial!

sailorsgal Sat 17-Nov-12 21:40:14

I'm a wuss but I am so pissed off with her.

YouOldSlag Sat 17-Nov-12 21:40:21

What's the betting Helen Flanagan never gets any acting work after this? I mean high maintenance and flaky or what?

SoleSource Sat 17-Nov-12 21:40:24

Lol miss