Why am I addicted to Real Housewives of NYC?

(955 Posts)
Littlemisspoorly Fri 02-Nov-12 16:52:15

I shout at the TV and they all seem like back stabbing bitches...but I'm hooked!

Ladyhaha Fri 02-Nov-12 19:03:51

Me too! I was also hooked on RH of Beverly Hills and they're even bitchier. Bethenny seems like the only sane one, Kelly's just crazy.

Alameda Fri 02-Nov-12 19:10:19

No way, the title of this thread is the exact text message I just sent someone!

I'm not an addict but it was on and I got sucked in, old episodes though I think.

swooosh Fri 02-Nov-12 19:13:54

Orange County is my faaaavourite. Do love NYC though.

BloooCowWonders Fri 02-Nov-12 19:16:36

I love the over-use ofthe word 'disrespectful'. Not an episode goes by without loads of huffiness going on smile

Alameda Fri 02-Nov-12 19:18:12

but what is wrong with ramona? How does she make her eyes stick out like that?

PoppyAmex Fri 02-Nov-12 19:18:34

And "inappropriate".

Love NYC - just watched the episode where the Countess is caught on camera with a guy doing the walk of shame. Scandalous!

swooosh Fri 02-Nov-12 19:29:27

Orange County is my faaaavourite. Do love NYC though.

swooosh Fri 02-Nov-12 19:29:49

i apologise i dont know why that posted twice!

mignonette Fri 02-Nov-12 19:32:28

They are the snakiest bunch of back stabbing cows that ever walked the earth and I love every low rent minute both NYC and OC. Is the new series on? What channel?

PoppyAmex Fri 02-Nov-12 19:34:52

Yes, it's the new series.

http://watchseries.eu/letters/T

Just look under "T" or type in the title.

PoppyAmex Fri 02-Nov-12 19:35:23

Sorry, linky now:

watchseries.eu/letters/T

mignonette Fri 02-Nov-12 19:42:16

Thanks for that, poppyamex

Littlemisspoorly Sat 03-Nov-12 21:17:12

I forget the names mostly but whose the one that gets so excited that her eyes pop. She walked down the catwalk like that confused She took it serious but looked like she's done it for a bet!

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 21:19:21

Ramona/Ramina, you mean, LittleMiss

I just do not understand why they seem so scared of Ramona. She's like a mouthy little dog, all yap yap yap.

Littlemisspoorly Sat 03-Nov-12 21:21:31

Her eyes fascinate me...to a distraction...has she got glucoma??? (sorry for anyone who has) blush

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 21:24:31

No, she just bugs them out at moments of emotional stress (or Pinot Grigio triggered).....

PoppyAmex Sat 03-Nov-12 21:26:43

Yes, also when she's posing and aiming for a "sexy look". Scary stuff.

Littlemisspoorly Sat 03-Nov-12 21:32:58

Ramona and her husband must have married for a bet...but they deserve each other.

PoppyAmex Sat 03-Nov-12 21:41:14

In the new series, Ramona's interaction with the girl with one leg is appalling.

I do feel sorry for her daughter though, you can tell she's a pretty sensible child who's mortified by her mum.

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 21:42:20

Ramona 'interviewing' new assistants last series- Telling them they had bad skin, crap clothes, too timid etc tec.....

TobyLerone Sat 03-Nov-12 21:47:09

OhGodILoveItSoMuch!

Bethenny is amazing. Kelly is annoying to the max.

PoppyAmex Sat 03-Nov-12 21:49:09

Poor Kelly, she used to annoy me too - although I was envy about her body, but she has some serious mental health issues.

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 21:50:59

Bethenny should have her own show. She's the perfect example of a whip-smart New Yorker. Jill was so foul to her....

TobyLerone Sat 03-Nov-12 21:53:39

Bethenny has had several of her own shows.

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 21:57:52

I didn't know that. Were any chat shows? That's her strength..

ELR Sat 03-Nov-12 21:59:48

Me too totally addicted!! DH is totally appalled and can't understand why I'm watching it. I loved orange county too but NYC is my fave.

PoppyAmex Sat 03-Nov-12 21:59:54

No, it's about her marriage, then having her baby and the third one about the business she just sold (for millions).

I know too much about this subject blush

watchseries.eu/serie/bethenny_ever_after

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 22:01:01

Thanks again Poppy

JudeFawley Sat 03-Nov-12 22:07:23

I have seen them all at least x3, but love them.

The Bethenny/Jill fall out still upsets me though! What a waste of a great friendship.

Chottie Sat 03-Nov-12 22:15:43

I am hooked too! My fav was OC, but NYC is also addictive. I record it (as I work full time) and then watch it as chill time in the evenings. Ramona is so out of control, Kelly seems a bit spaced out (meds maybe?) Jill is so full of what she owns. I do feel sorry for her D though.

Littlemisspoorly Sat 03-Nov-12 22:16:14

How strange are the tall lanky couple?

TobyLerone Sat 03-Nov-12 22:19:51

OMG Alex and Simon. He is soooooooo odd. And their children are little shits

Chottie Sat 03-Nov-12 22:21:30

Simon's leather trousers !!!! and that funny little beard!!!

PoppyAmex Sat 03-Nov-12 22:23:25

He's deep in the closet, isn't he?

mignonette Sat 03-Nov-12 22:34:46

Simon receiving a massage by spooky Hamptons house rental lady and saying he was feeling heat in the groin area.................

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <<< Boak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Littlemisspoorly Sun 04-Nov-12 20:28:05

Is it me or does Alex look like an ugly Nichole Kidman?

mignonette Mon 05-Nov-12 09:11:26

Alex likes to think she looks like NK! I cannot bear her whooping, affected laugh.

TobyLerone Mon 05-Nov-12 11:18:38

I am catching up with the 3 episodes I have recorded. I have no idea why I love this show so much. They all irritate me!

TobyLerone Mon 05-Nov-12 11:25:00

Oh, and I HATE how Alex and Simon McCreepy always feel the need to justify living in a $9million dollar house in Brooklyn.

you all need to get caught up on NY! That is 2 series ago that is on now.

And watch New Jersey. Its hilariously bad. It's like the Soprano women multiplied by a million.

Having a really sore back means I have too much time lounging on sofa watching crappy, yet addictive tv. grin

TobyLerone Mon 05-Nov-12 11:52:57

I'm not a big fan of New Jersey. I do record it in case of extreme boredom, but it's not my favourite.

So NY is on series 5?

they are showing repeats at moment of NY - and OC is finished for the moment, cant wait for it to come back on.

PoppyAmex Mon 05-Nov-12 12:05:39

Yep, NY has moved on quite a fair bit.

I listed a link upthread where you can catch up - this last series has been even better. It has a "Princess" with Kennedy connections, which has left the Countless a little bit miffed. grin

Littlemisspoorly Mon 05-Nov-12 17:37:33

Oooooo I can't wait to see this!!!

oh poppy Even I havent seen that one yet. Can you link to it please?

AlienRefluxovermypoppy Mon 05-Nov-12 18:28:56

I am determined not to watch it, I got inexplicably addicted to OC housewives,and haven't quite forgiven myself for that one!

SwedishEdith Mon 05-Nov-12 18:30:24

Is LuAnn still a Countess now she's divorced? shouldn't care at all I do think LuAnn is incredibly good looking - got a mix of Johnny Depp and Susan Sarandon about her. But I just feel exhausted by all of their constant talking.

It's trash, but its hilarious and they make themselves look awful.

TobyLerone Mon 05-Nov-12 18:32:29

Apparently she got to keep the title.

she gets to keep it until she remarries or he remarries. I thought The Count was dating an Ethiopian Princess, which peed off her snootiness.

mignonette Mon 05-Nov-12 18:48:13

Loved Mario's 'Countless' dig at Luanne.

PoppyAmex Mon 05-Nov-12 19:58:41

Here you go, it has all 5 series.
Safe website, I watch all my series there as they're updated from the US and UK immediately although probably not legal blush

watchseries.eu/serie/the_real_housewives_of_new_york_city

ah thanks.

Littlemisspoorly Mon 05-Nov-12 21:10:26

How can I find time to watch series as I'm always on MN? Actually I can multi task...I'm a woman.

lighthousekeeping Tue 06-Nov-12 20:37:52

I kind of liked Simon and is very skinny wife who somehow had a modelling contract. They genuinely were into each other and had kind hearts. They also werent as uptight as the rest.

I never got Bethanny, loved her at first but then when she left and married that bloke which was clearly a stunt to get a show out of it/get pregnant, I went right off her. I cant watch her new show.

I loved Jill. Remind me again why she fell out with Bethanny? was it to do with her husband having cancer?

I would love to find out what has happened to their gorgeous, unaffected daughters? Are they in college and not selling out to tv, I wonder?

I have to say, they strike me as been workers. Unlike some of the other housewives.

Beverley Hills is still my favourite, Im gasping for it to come back.

PoppyAmex Tue 06-Nov-12 21:39:03

Hmm... Simon and Alex were very weird; their bizarre demand that their very small children spoke French in their daily lives made me laugh (considering none of them was French!)

I love Bethenny, she's very neurotic but her one-liners are hysterical

Snowboard instructor: “Just grab the tip.”
Bethenny: “Listen, I’m a big fan of grabbing the tip.”

"Gummi bears don’t come from the vine. Those aren’t the bears you see in the Bronx Zoo.

Bethenny: I want it in writing, like if I croak how long do you have to mourn and be miserable and walk around wearing all black and crying with like black holes and cavities around your eyeballs before
Jason: How long would you want me to do that?
Bethenny: Look at you I'm already dead and you're so excited. You're already dating some blonde young fuckin' loser who's 23 years old in a pink cardigan.

grin

lighthousekeeping Wed 07-Nov-12 17:51:02

dont forget its half scripted!!! It was the way she kept dropping hints about how terrible her past was as if she'd had the worst upbrining in the world. It got on my nerves when she had clearly had a privaleged upbringing compared to anything we know. And the way the nanny was shoved on a single bed in the tiny nursery and how she was one minute saying how she was family and the next she's nowhere to be seen. Brilliant figure though.

Flicktheswitch Wed 07-Nov-12 17:57:02

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

lighthousekeeping Wed 07-Nov-12 18:12:56

oh, she is something else. Very attractive, though. She soon got a new fella, didnt she? I love how the Americans date, compared to us. And, she gets to show off her French. Did I not read that her daughter out of all of them has been expelled for taking drugs?

That link above doesnt work for me, the episodes are all there but it wont allow me to download which is probably a good thing

I am beside myself waiting for Beverley Hills, I cant find it anywhere.

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 20:38:59

OMG LuAnn's song. DD and I almost caused ourselves to have a hernia with the lulz.

there is a follow up song - Chic C'est La vie. Hilarious.

I couldnt download either lighthouse I'll just have to wait...

PoppyAmex Wed 07-Nov-12 20:53:29

You can't really download, just stream (watch).

Just choose one of the links with lots of stars and select watch.

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 20:57:24

I've heard Chic C'est La Vie. The first series of RHNYC I saw was series 4, annoyingly. Then I saw 1, 2, and am watching 3 now.

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 21:11:39

The pretentiousness of Simon and Alex boasting about their sons ability to speak French yet whenever they asked them to speak it, the kids refused...

And they boasted about being fluent themselves but when they took the boys to a French owned cafe for brunch and spoke to the waiting staff (strangers) they addressed them with the informal 'Tu' instead of 'Vous' which you just do not do. Instantly showed them up to be less than conversant in French.

Apparently Luanne was very 'free' during her marriage regarding other men....

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 21:15:00

I thought they seemed to be friendly with the staff in the French café, so it seemed ok that they used 'tu'. Also, my DC speak French and also refuse whenever anyone asks them to do it.

Simon and Alex are still pretentious, though grin

PoppyAmex Wed 07-Nov-12 21:17:23

I read that too mignonette

The guy caught doing the walk of shame out of her room in this last series is a very attractive Frenchman, dressed as Johnny Depp in "Pirates of the Caribbean" grin

Here (apologies for Daily Mail link)

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2194743/Did-LuAnn-Lesseps-cheat-Johnny-Depp-lookalike-Real-Housewives-star-denies-betraying-French-beau-wild-St-Barts-holiday.html

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 21:21:42

It's not terribly polite to refer to staff as 'Tu' when speaking on behalf of young children. Also when ordering 'Vous' is better because it shows respect for the professional role of Garcon which the French see as having a much higher status than it does in some other countries.

NotMostPeople Wed 07-Nov-12 21:22:24

I'm so addicted I'm watching the series on tv at the moment even though I've seen it before. Can't wait to get to the new episodes.

PoppyAmex Wed 07-Nov-12 21:27:01

You wouldn't address someone you don't actually know as "Tu", would you?

Unless you were speaking to a child and even then my mother would use "Vous". Then again, she refers to dogs as "Vous" too grin

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 21:31:49

Meh. They seemed to know them IMO. I have friends who run cafés. Were they French I would call them 'tu'.

Are you 'doing a LuAnn' on me, mignonette? wink

Littlemisspoorly Wed 07-Nov-12 21:39:13

I can't believe you just spoke to mig like that! stirring it like they do in HMNYC I think she aught to know what you said and I'm the best peron to tell her!! grin

Littlemisspoorly Wed 07-Nov-12 21:40:10

*person- nothing to do with Eva (peron) !

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 21:41:33

I'm doing a Ramona. grin.......Where's my Pino, darling? You know I have to have my Pino wine......

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 21:42:36

Crazy eyes...

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 21:45:21

They are the most monstrous eyes I have ever seen- how does she do that?

Did Mario turn out to be cheating on her?.....Remember "Sa Marie a prix une autre femme"

Littlemisspoorly Wed 07-Nov-12 21:46:02

NOW is NOT the time to talk about it! Get outta my face keep the story going to next episode

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 21:46:38

She said not, in the reunion from Series 4.

I may be a leeeeeetle too invested in this programme. I have just set a series link for Bethenny Ever After. It's a sickness.

PoppyAmex Wed 07-Nov-12 21:49:47

"NOW is NOT the time to talk about it!"

Littlemiss that just made me laugh - they're all obsessed with "now it's not the time or the place".

TobyLerone Wed 07-Nov-12 21:55:27

Kelly is getting madder and madder, yes? I would punch her in the ovaries.

thenightsky Wed 07-Nov-12 22:19:23

Why do they all talk over each other so much. I want to slap the lot of them.

lighthousekeeping Wed 07-Nov-12 22:20:07

I didnt mind Kelly!! is there summat wrong with me because I dont get the love for Bethanny but, I really liked Jill and Im sad shes not in the next one.

Does anyone buy Ramonas Pinot? do you think her husband is younger than her? hes pretty handsome

shrimponastick Wed 07-Nov-12 22:20:43

I love it too.

Am on Series 3 I think? I seem tohave it on Series Link recording.

They are indeed a set ofbackstabbing bitches.

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 22:21:23

Kelly concerns me. I think she is not so well and probably shouldn't be on the show (puts on serious face)

shrimponastick Wed 07-Nov-12 22:22:40

RAmona is ridiculous. She is the oldest Ithink too - I read that she is in her mid fifties - but acts the most childish of the lot.

Kelly started off being nice, but now I just think she is as bad as the rest. She seems like she can't fully focus on what other p;eople say to her - bit spacey?

PoppyAmex Wed 07-Nov-12 22:29:36

mignonette yes, Kelly had a nervous breakdown ON CAMERA and quite frankly it was horrifying to watch.

I'm not part of the "professionally offended brigade", but there was nothing funny about it - just felt really sorry for her.

mignonette Wed 07-Nov-12 22:39:21

It was most definitely a psychotic break- seemed like she hadn't slept and that aggravated something else going on with her. Very very bad how the production team delayed flying her home...

TobyLerone Thu 08-Nov-12 07:58:21

Oooooh, when did that happen? Season 5?

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 08-Nov-12 08:01:17

I really love this , it's brilliant viewing. I watch it while I'm getting ready for work. Jill is such a bitch.
And LuAnn's Count isn't even recognised in the French aristocracy list.

Egusta Thu 08-Nov-12 09:32:34

Oh I LOVE it too! It is my guilty pleasure..... i sit there with my mouth open absolutely appalled (and delighted) at how ghastly these women are!!! I can never think if any actually are nice people- Alexis maybe- but the others...? No way. Even Bethenny is not a very nice person. But i agree about Kelly. I think she is genuinely unwell and the show exploits it a bit, so I try not to watch her bits. Theyr epeated the infamnous breakdown the other day and i knew it was coming so turned it off and did something more worthwhile (briefly).

Egusta Thu 08-Nov-12 09:33:41

And the arrogance and self-regard of 'The Countess' is cringe-worthy. (But I love her style and body and that husky voice!)

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 08-Nov-12 09:45:44

I'm watching the Kelly breakdown episode now. It's bizarre.

PoppyAmex Thu 08-Nov-12 10:49:24

I was laughing the other day at Ramona who was mortally offended because the Countess walked through a door first.

From that she went on to conclude that LuAnn and one of the new cast members discriminated against short people! She didn't shut up about it for the next 3 episodes.

What a loon ball. Did anyone see what she got as a present in the reunion episode?

Ramona's Crazy Eyes

TobyLerone Thu 08-Nov-12 17:53:21

Whoa. Just seen the Kelly breakdown episode. Madder than a box of frogs.

I found nyc a few weeks ago on itv 2 and am so hooked now. I thought ramona was crazy untill i saw kelly who is just not right in the head.
i love it because i can shout at the tell and not be judged as im always home alone when its on smile

Ladyhaha Thu 08-Nov-12 20:09:56

I've just seen the episode where LuAnn 'sings' her awful single. Oh dear god, has she no shame? Her kids must hate her. Kelly obviously has mental health issues, but her affected high pitched 'hi' when she greets people at parties grates on me like nothing else.

Did anyone watch Beverly Hills on Bio? In series 1 Camille Grammer (Kelsey's ex wife) is so up herself she actually makes LuAnn look humble.

I've really spent far too much of my maternity leave watching these shows!

"Money cant buy you class" nope but it can buy you time in a recording studio and a few 100 people to come watch you make a fool of yourself on auto tune

TobyLerone Fri 09-Nov-12 08:49:31

Jill's light-up bag at LuAnn's launch party was AMAZING!

TobyLerone Fri 09-Nov-12 09:08:34

And (faux-pas of the century) LuAnn wore the same dress to Ramona's wedding as she did to that party at weird-looking Sonya's house.

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 09-Nov-12 09:20:26

Anya Hindmarch have a light up bag this Christmas. Want it!!!

lighthousekeeping Fri 09-Nov-12 11:32:40

Now Sonya she is vile. A right slapper as well.

PoppyAmex Fri 09-Nov-12 14:35:21

I liked Jill but hated the fact she let her rat little dog lick the inside of her nostrils thoroughly <boak>

I actually like Alex ad Bethany the rest i could leave smile

Littlemisspoorly Fri 09-Nov-12 17:29:12

I wouldn't want any of them to be regular friends....is it me?

lighthousekeeping Fri 09-Nov-12 19:05:36

Do you think they even knew each other before the show?

Eggrules Fri 09-Nov-12 19:18:52

Well hello there fellow RH fans. There are some fab links on This thread.

I love RHOC fredcankle redub on You Tube

Vicki: "Insurance?"
Sarah: "I said you're a bitch. Did you hear me, bitch!"
Gretchen: sings a note badly
Vicki: "Well if you don't want to talk about insurance..."

and before they were famous pics. Need RHONY Series 4 asap.

Eggrules Fri 09-Nov-12 19:22:38

Ramona and Jill moved in similar circles; Jill and Bethenney were friends. I think they are linked by their lifestyle rather than they are friends.

PoppyAmex Fri 09-Nov-12 19:49:27

LuAnn really has an amazing body envy

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 09-Nov-12 20:21:57

Why are all their implants so far apart ? Is that the NYC look?

TobyLerone Fri 09-Nov-12 20:23:03

I think LuAnn looks like a bloke.

thenightsky Fri 09-Nov-12 20:47:12

KenDoddsDadsDog It's so they can wear them slashed to the waist at the front dresses grin

I too think LuAnne looks like a bloke.

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 09-Nov-12 21:14:36

She does look like a bloke!
And their implants are under their armpits. Especially Sonia's and Kelly's

lighthousekeeping Fri 09-Nov-12 21:21:32

Bethany's are too big for her frame

Mynewmoniker Fri 09-Nov-12 21:25:04

Bethany's cheeks are like a chipmonks...are thney implants? She's like a cartoon. <<walks off to get a saucer of milk>> MEOW!

wakeupandsmellthecoffee Fri 09-Nov-12 21:27:38

She was pregnant when she filmed that.

PoppyAmex Fri 09-Nov-12 21:40:07

She is quite masculine, but her body is amazing - very athletic and toned.

I'm also in love with her "tiny" house in the Hamptons, it's like something out of a Ralph Lauren ad.

Have you noticed how they're obsessed with the word "classy"? <boak>

Mynewmoniker Sat 10-Nov-12 13:27:06

She was pregnant when she filmed that.

Pregnant...not hibernating. She really looked like she was storing food for the winter.

lighthousekeeping Sat 10-Nov-12 16:56:12

She was only pregnant at the very end.

Im still crining at Ramona taking a pregnancy test.

lighthousekeeping Sat 10-Nov-12 16:56:41

cringing

WotWot Tue 13-Nov-12 20:23:26

The series currently being shown on ITV2 is a repeat. Does anyone know if they plan to show the next (new) series?

WotWot Tue 13-Nov-12 20:25:18

Alex today on rhony - 'when i look in the mirror, i like what i see'. 'my mother and father were gorgeous - I am so lucky'. Hmmm .. not that lucky sweetheart.

PoppyAmex Tue 13-Nov-12 21:03:28

Lighthouse I remember that!

It was the biggest attention-seeking exercise ever - I liked it when Jill suggested she was probably menopausal grin

Chottie Tue 13-Nov-12 21:10:32

What does everyone think of Cindy with her twins?

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 13-Nov-12 21:50:50

Cindy is a bit rough looking - must be all the shots. Loved LuAnn going on about her Jimmy Choos.
How much was that Chopard watch?

Mynewmoniker Wed 14-Nov-12 17:04:52

Poor Cindy...not getting any Pinot Grigio in for 'the legendary' ye right Ramona. "There is a pecking order" Awwwwww

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 14-Nov-12 20:13:06

Loved the look on LuAnn's face in the hair removal salon grin

LightHousekeeping Thu 15-Nov-12 18:11:28

I love how they act so prim and proper when they are right goers really. So hypocritical and judgy.

Mynewmoniker Thu 15-Nov-12 19:17:21

Ramona's business produces Pinot Gridgeo (sp?), she has parties to promote it and she doesn't know that much about it....and the bit she does know she mispronounces. blush

She seems to be flying by the arse of her pants all the time.

LightHousekeeping Thu 15-Nov-12 19:21:33

Where can we buy this fine wine?

TobyLerone Thu 15-Nov-12 19:29:06

It doesn't seem to be available in the UK, but check here for info.

PoppyAmex Thu 15-Nov-12 19:59:23

There's a scene in the last series where LuAnn's boyfriend organises a wine tasting event and blindfolds Ramona - she says she doesn't like the wine she tasted, that she prefers fuller bodied wines, blah, blah, blah....

It was HER wine! grin

That didn't go down well.

Mynewmoniker Thu 15-Nov-12 20:03:32

Ha ha!!! I bet she waffles on with bulging eyes as per...

Mynewmoniker Fri 16-Nov-12 21:06:30

I missed it tonight....what did I miss??? I wonder if someone fell out with somebody else?

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 16-Nov-12 21:15:18

Jill cried !!!

thenightsky Fri 16-Nov-12 22:06:45

How awful were the sonja and ramona in the car in morocco, slagging off the the country and its poverty in front of the driver? Alex at least at the decency to look embarrassed for them.

ihatethecold Sat 17-Nov-12 14:49:23

its definately my guilty pleasure tv.
i also love the orange county series, cant wait for a new series to return.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Sun 18-Nov-12 00:42:53

Ramona is just hideous. Stupid freak! I have noticed her daughter does the same nervous head tick thing. Ramona is either drugged up to the eyeballs or a complete pisshead. Her bulging pop eyes are not normal. Is Sonya having an affair with Mario? I like Kelly and Jill. They are fairy normal compared to the other self obsessed bimbos.

thenightsky Sun 18-Nov-12 19:17:52

Ramona is a complete piss head I think.

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 19-Nov-12 08:49:08

Just watching Morocco now. How rude is Sonja being about the luggage !

Mynewmoniker Mon 19-Nov-12 18:13:18

What about Alex pokin her nose into another friendship?! She doesn't half stir trouble by opening her mouth and then pretending she is doing it with the best intentions.

thenightsky Mon 19-Nov-12 18:30:34

Alex is very rude. LuAnne was the hostess in Morocco and Alex was extremely rude to her.

TobyLerone Mon 19-Nov-12 18:31:35

Meh. LuAnn is a patronising twat.

Mynewmoniker Mon 19-Nov-12 18:52:23

Ye 9re LuAnne) but what the hell has Alex got to do with pokin that big hooter inbetween other's friendships. I would respect my friends to sort out their own issues and would only step in if requested...and only then if I thought it was needed I'm perfect you see

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 19-Nov-12 19:27:50

LuAnn is a nobber but Alex has got super annoying since she found her "voice". I miss Bethanny.
Ramona is an alcho.

PolkadotCircus Mon 19-Nov-12 20:29:28

I love both OC and NY.Soooo not going to be the same without Jill-love her fannypack!!!!grin

I'm errr watching it for a second time!

Still getting over cakegate in OC-"you ate my bow"!

Really should be on at a decent time-missing it puts me off getting a job!grin

ihatethecold Mon 19-Nov-12 20:44:39

I really don't like lu Ann at all.
I think she really is the biggest bitch on the program.
Tbh they are all backstabbers but she really thinks she is on the top rung.
Kelly drives me nuts shushing everyone.

Alex n Simon were cringey today trying on the lingerieblush

Still can't wait for the new series grin

Romona is a complete fruit loop also!

Mynewmoniker Tue 20-Nov-12 18:48:05

Simon was deffo a wierdo today with his veiled threats.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Tue 20-Nov-12 21:40:07

Yes, I think Luanne is a complete cow too!

She has passive aggressive down perfect!

Kind of makes me think this is where head cheerleaders end up!!!

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 20-Nov-12 22:15:28

LuAnne's reasonable voice grates on me. It's patronising.
I want to see more of Cindy, she's fascinating.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 21-Nov-12 09:15:54

grin at Ramona going nuts about the wine delivery!!

Mynewmoniker Wed 21-Nov-12 17:45:47

OMG!!! Ramona may be preggers! Lord help us!

ShipwreckedAndComatose Wed 21-Nov-12 20:31:36

Ha, ha!! Betcha she isn't but it's a great way of getting some attention!!

I loved the power woman breakfast fiasco!! Telling Sonya (Soanya wtf??) to be quiet in her own kitchen!!

Loved the 'she doesn't eat!' Bit!

This is definitely my new 'Neighbours'!!

Mynewmoniker Wed 21-Nov-12 21:14:08

Ye!.. "Sewnya?" WTF?

magentastardust Thu 22-Nov-12 13:49:01

Just discovered after itv2 repeating the last 2 series about 42 times, finally we are getting series 5 starting on Monday-so exciting though wont be the same without some of the housewives!

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 22-Nov-12 18:59:40

Yay. Can't wait to watch new series. Hope we're not subjected to more of dahling looann de lesseps catawailing / singing and tacky music videos. Ramona pregnant how ridiculous but quite amusing. Did you see the way Mario leers at Sonja. Creep!

thenightsky Thu 22-Nov-12 19:01:19

Wow... just finished watching the review programme... fight-fight-fight!

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 19:01:48

Me too, I'm a bit bored though they are repeating.grin

Have you seen the Orange County ones....?very childish but escapism at its best!!

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 19:03:09

series5onMonday

YES.... oh I may not cancel my Sky+ now, terrible timing, on at same time as DC home from school!

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 19:04:44

Ramonas eyes grin She is very frog like!!

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 22-Nov-12 19:11:26

Is Mario banging Sonja?

thenightsky Thu 22-Nov-12 19:23:14

I think Mario and Sewn-ya used to have a thing way back.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 22-Nov-12 19:27:44

I love the way LuAnne talks about these people as her friends and like family but the reality is they clearly hate each other!!

The end of series interview...great road crash telly!!

foolingwithmisskitty Thu 22-Nov-12 19:33:11

I prefer OC, NYC ones grate on me more. Still watch it every day tho ;)

KenDoddsDadsDog Thu 22-Nov-12 19:33:49

I have the end of series interview sky plussed , can't wait to watch. I love it when you are behind on seasons so there are loads to watch.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 22-Nov-12 19:36:37

Never seen OC. I'm reluctant to ask when it's on cos I watch way too much trash anyway...kinda sucks you in though!!

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 19:46:29

Okay so I know do not wish to know when it is on BUT it just follows on from the bitchy ladies, I became addicted in July 2012 but watched since 2011, now recording every episode!

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 22-Nov-12 19:48:19

What about Alex being put in her place by Cindy. Alex needs to lose that hideous false laugh of hers and some of those hideous outfits she wears. The pink jacket, pink shorts were just hideous. She tries to defend her corner but it doesn't come across well at all. She gets all worked up and fails to make whatever point it is that she is trying to make.

EggNogRules Thu 22-Nov-12 19:51:38

Can't wait for S5.

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 20:46:51

Me neither ... I have worked out if I miss it on ITV1 I get it onITV2 failing that I am sure it is repeated in the morning, I will check later. grin saddo

thenightsky Thu 22-Nov-12 21:06:47

And if you miss it on ITV2, you can watch it on ITV2+1.... like I do grin

LightHousekeeping Thu 22-Nov-12 22:02:18

when does the new one start? its not showing on my planner.

QuiteQuiet Thu 22-Nov-12 22:14:16

Someone said Monday.... I need go check my planner and work out a Sky+ budget... hmm maybe I could catch it on ITV2+1 though.... grin

I love these bitchy ladies, especially when they all sit round with 'the guy' and show clips of what they said behind their backs. grin

Did anyone see the OC one where someone took a bite out of the cake for the name-changing party, that was funny!!! Vickies head was almost swirling like the exorcist lady and Tamra and her new bloke..... Oh I love that programme, I must catch up with this week tomorrow, even though it's a repeat.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 22-Nov-12 22:31:24

YOU ATE THE BOW? grin

Have an Oreo biscuit grin

Hell yeah, that was funny. Love the OC

MrsChristmasVamos Thu 22-Nov-12 22:39:15

I have only very recently discovered TRHONY, I still can't make my mind up about them. Don't like Ramona or Sonja, I think I like Jill but maybe haven't seen enough to comment properly. I didn't see any previous series with Betheney, but it seems like it was Ramona stirring ?

I used to love The RH of New Jersey, it used to be on Channel 4 late, those women really went at one another !

I usually sit watching like this shock. Cannot believe people behave like the NY ladies do !

Does anyone think Mario is cheating on Ramona ? Or was that just to shit-stir ?

Mynewmoniker Thu 22-Nov-12 23:09:25

I reckon Mario would cheat with anyone who offered him their fanjo shock.

MrsChristmasVamos Thu 22-Nov-12 23:11:29

Ooh, I see. Interesting. <whispers> Sonja ? shock

I just can't get over Ramona's expressions, the way she makes her eyes all huge. I get the impression someone once told her it is 'alluring' or something, but to me she looks very scary !

QuiteQuiet Fri 23-Nov-12 01:10:39

I haven't got to the bottom-of Mario and Ramona but I'm fairly sure it was bullshit!!

'YOU ATE THE BOW OF THE CAKE' grin
DID YOU SEE HER?
GIRL: I HAD A SUGAR CRAVING.......
STUCK UP LADY WITH TOO MANY PENNIES: WE HAVE FOOOOOOD IN THE KITCHEN I'M SORRY YOU MUST LEAVE NOW......

Class!!!

I am doing this all their American accent grin gotta love the bitchy ladies, wow here was me thinking I was the only person to watch such classy trash! Be warned if you have not watched this, it is addictive!!!!

QuiteQuiet Fri 23-Nov-12 01:12:16

What about Romano on the cat-walk......... grin

OR

The OC ladies when they went to the place with all the monkeys (die hard house-wife person here) those monkeys were too cute stealing bananas, then the camera switches to a sign 'DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS' grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 23-Nov-12 07:40:43

When is the OC back on ?

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 23-Nov-12 09:15:06

Jesus Mario is a twat, just watched the boat / pregnancy test episode. He is so in Sonja's knickers

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 23-Nov-12 09:20:31

Oh and LuAnn having the arrogance to sing with Natalie Cole. Jesus ,Mary and Joseph

ShipwreckedAndComatose Fri 23-Nov-12 10:02:15

Shit...for a minute there I thought she had sung with all 4 of them grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose Fri 23-Nov-12 10:03:01

Now THAT would be arrogant!!,

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 10:35:04

I actually think Mario is quite hot blush

LightHousekeeping Fri 23-Nov-12 11:07:24

Mario is very good looking. Is he younger than her? I think the daughter is lovely.

Mynewmoniker Fri 23-Nov-12 13:42:19

Mario cannot possibly see daylight; He's so far up his own jacksie!

magentastardust Fri 23-Nov-12 13:53:59

I always thoought that about Mario and Sonja too. Just a bot of chemistry between them -maybe it was from when they were younger.
Just always thought it was wierd when the fortune teller said to Ramona about another woman in Marios life that Sonja cried? Not sure that would be your instant reaction for a friend?

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 14:26:23

What about LuAnnes man's erm..nose ? shock

He looks like a creepy little git. Sorry I am a bit behind, even though these are repeats... I haven't watched it since Monday, no idea what I have been doing all week!

Sorry I keep name changing I was here at 1.00 amish talking in a New York Accent confused

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 15:25:21

OMG Ramona on the cat walk....that should be a standard piece for models to watch on how not to do it !

It makes me giggle that she takes herself so seriously with these things too....I was agog the other day watching her trying to subtely slag off LuAnn and her parenting skills. It must be lovely to be so deluded. grin

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 16:33:23

ITV2 right now has the 2nd part of the final reunion for series 5, but there is another show listed for 5pm... is this the New Series??? shock

Freeview is only saying... 'Reality show that followes several busy and ambitious Manhatten women as they balance envious social calanders, challenging careers and motherhood'.... it does say if it is Series 5 or yet more repeats of 4.

Can anyone help me coz I have to go do my weekly big shop at 5pm and I don't want to miss it <sad>

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 16:34:37

I meant currently showing 2nd part of reunion show for series 4!

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 16:40:33

I'm still on this/last Tuesdays show... the 16th birthdays parties, seen them before but hey-ho! Better than deal or no deal.....

Romano looked like a cock-eyes frog on the catwalk strutting her stuff, I would ran!

I will be very surprised is Simon doesn't 'come out' by series 5/6 or 7..... posh bastard

makinglemonade Fri 23-Nov-12 17:09:43

Ooh who are all these new people on season 5?

Where's Jill!

LightHousekeeping Fri 23-Nov-12 17:11:41

Simons not in it anymore sad

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 17:13:17

Oh is it a new one tonight, oh I'm switching Tuesday off.... no idea why I am watching repeats..hmm

Jill has gone??? Oh I wonder where she is?

<nosy>

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 17:13:49

Simon has gone... oh blast I will miss his red snakeskin trousers... grin

makinglemonade Fri 23-Nov-12 17:47:07

So happy the new series is on but not liking having to get to know so many newbies.

Good to see Ramona is still nuts!

Mynewmoniker Fri 23-Nov-12 18:03:32

Awwwww nooooooooo!!!! Had just got used to the last nutters!

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 18:37:24

Oh BOLLUX. I went out to do my big shop and the fecking recorder didn't record sad

So no Alex, Simon or Jill then?? Is the 'countess' still there? and Kelly?

LightHousekeeping Fri 23-Nov-12 18:55:07

They were my three favourites as well

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 19:02:30

HURRAY... Found the last half hour still going on ITV2+1 grin

A new lady?? Blonde with pumped up lips just on... who is she?

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 19:09:47

Well that's done it. I'm not going to watch anymore if Jill's gone.

I wanted to see her take Ramona out. grin

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:10:16

Oh I have no idea what I was just watching... I was watching them all argue with the guy in the chair .confused Jesus fuck is our Scottish ?TV behind also? grin

Oh maybe I was watching the wrong recording I have week here....

Tressy Fri 23-Nov-12 19:11:19

Does anyone know how old Mario is? I think he's quite fit and reminds me of someone close to me atm smile.

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:13:35

I don't know his age, he looks about 48-50? I think he is okay-ish, I'd give him one blush Well he is okay, for his age, he has hair and no facial hair (I don't like facial hair)

Tressy Fri 23-Nov-12 19:15:17

My Mario friend is late 57, and looks about the same age! He's older than me.

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 19:15:52

Chromosone you are watching the post mortem of series 4 by the sound of it... it was on here earlier... just before I went out to do my big shop. The new series appears right after it.

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:19:23

Oh crap I wonder if my sky+ taped it....<worried>

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:21:24

Oh goody I have one more to watch grin

tressy lock him in your house, steal his shoes and keep him, I would .....

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 19:27:49

Not feeling much love for these three new women. They are all the same... squeaky voices, inflated lips and messy hair.

ThwartedbyMum Fri 23-Nov-12 19:36:05

Have any of you ever seen The Real Housewives of Atlanta? It is the most popular one of the series in the US. I used to watch it when I was living in Africa but can't seem to find it on any of the channels back in the UK. It is brilliant!

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 19:40:02

Only Orange County and New York <poverty stricken freeview only>

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:44:20

Oh they are in Atlanta also....sad

I wonder if they will do the The Real Housewives of Scotland hmm

I wouldn't be in it anyway, I'm broke grin

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 19:44:58

My lips are also too small and my hair has 3 months of roots! shock

ThwartedbyMum Fri 23-Nov-12 19:56:19

Chromosone - isnt that look referred to now as dip dye?? very fashionable!!

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 19:59:24

Chromosone

Your hair is the epitome of chic ATM then.

You can actually buy boxes of hair colour to specifically give yourself mahoosive roots. Can't remember what it is called...

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 20:00:31

Oh is it? Oh goody I may leave them another few months then grin

I have for the first time ever, purchased a highlighting kit but I have only ever used a hairdressers, so I have stared at the box and contents about 5 times but not done anything with as yet.....

daisydoodoo Fri 23-Nov-12 20:12:12

Oh no can't believe I missed it!

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 20:16:14

Oh yeah, Chromosone...I have the name it's called Wild Ombres by L'Oreal.

Here : www.loreal-paris.co.uk/Wild_Ombres

They have different shades and everything.

I have clearly been ahead of my time. I frequently had my hair coloured then it grew and needed doing. Just as I colour it all one colour so I'm 'normal' they bring this out ! grin

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 20:16:40
ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 20:19:52

Oh wow that's me on the picture .....hmm

Okay a bit of wishful thinking going on here, Oh goody I may even stop scraping 'the hair' off my face now grin

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 20:21:22

grin

Wear it long and lank and with pride !

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 20:37:55

I shall, sadly my hair straighteners have a loose connection but I will work with them grin

I avctually thought my hair was straight, then they bring out fucking straightneers, oops I think my fingers are pissed!

MrsChristmasVamos Fri 23-Nov-12 20:39:53

Just your fingers ? grin

My hair gets so long then goes wavy...and kind of kinks.

I just mumsnet cut it now, and colour it at home. I cba. grin

starmaker7 Fri 23-Nov-12 20:44:16

i love rhony and rhoc ,i follow them on twitter blush they seem so normal on there .The current series on itv2 is from afew years ago

Chottie Fri 23-Nov-12 20:53:28

I can only watch on Freeview too.

What is wrong with Sonja? she seems to be drinking a lot more wine

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 20:55:58

Oh ya fucker my mouse mjust gAVE ME A FRIGHT, NOISY THING.... oops!

Erm.. where is sonja? Oh are you on the new series Ive not watched that one yet, my bt wifi hotspot via a hot phone is doing my back in here, hanging out of windows is not good....... wow my heading is almost falling onot my keyborad!! grin

thenightsky Fri 23-Nov-12 20:57:57

star I need to master this twitter of which you speak.

ihatethecold Fri 23-Nov-12 21:03:36

I'm not keen on the new women. But ramona and the countess are sooo childish. I really don't like Luann. angry
I think it will take a week before I get into it
I'm glad Kelly isn't in this series. She drove me nuts grin

Tressy Fri 23-Nov-12 21:08:31

tressy lock him in your house, steal his shoes and keep him, I would .....

Chromosone, I'm try to but he's in demand grin.

ChromosoneShortOfHuman Fri 23-Nov-12 21:20:53

Tressy just steal his shoes, he can never leave unless he wants to walk with sock on grin Oh I forgot I'm o n the dating site here too best shuit a window!

magentastardust Fri 23-Nov-12 23:37:57

Thenightsky -Fridays episode will be repeated on mon am on itv2 .

thenightsky Sat 24-Nov-12 09:34:43

Thanks Magenta smile I'll be at work so will have to set it to record.

valiumredhead Sat 24-Nov-12 11:51:22

Was yesterday's episode the first one in the new series or have I missed loads ?? <wails>

God, I love trashy telly! I miss Jill and her sharp tongue already sad

LightHousekeeping Sat 24-Nov-12 15:02:53

Im just watching the new one.

Im missing the four they got rid of sad

The new women all look the same. Its so unrealistic, isnt it? making out that they all know each other and are some kind of friends. You dont just lose four of your circle in real life and replace them with four others.

I did like Lou Annes navy dress. Was she saying that it was Ramonas daughter in the bush? How much of these storylines are true do you think?

Wankarella Sat 24-Nov-12 16:38:57

Just catching up with the ladies now, to me, the new ones all look like Penelope from The Thunderbirds, my father or brothers or someone watched this programme....they may grow on me hmm

LightHousekeeping Sat 24-Nov-12 16:42:25

They all look related, dont they?

Wankarella Sat 24-Nov-12 16:50:40

Yes grin Love them talking over each other, I think I belong there, without the teeth/lips....

darksideofthemooncup Sat 24-Nov-12 22:33:53

I am so happy there is a new series. Ramona is SPECTACULARLY bonkers and Aviva and her artificial leg is a masterstroke. Sownja's face was an actual PICTURE when she fished out a spare leg during the pedicure session.

Chottie Sun 25-Nov-12 06:59:25

I do miss Jill sad I am still getting to know the new ladies too. I'm glad Kelly is having a break, she seemed very fragile, with loads of stuff that didn't need to be aired in the programme.

I got the impression it was Ramona's D in the bushes too shock
Is Sonja still bankrupt? or has that been sorted out between series confused

Mynewmoniker Sun 25-Nov-12 11:05:28

Will catch up with all on Monday much to mu DH's annoyance. He keeps passing by the TV mumbling something like "For God's sake! Drop it!" grin

valiumredhead Sun 25-Nov-12 11:11:10

So was it the first one or have I missed loads?

There is something very manly about new woman Heather, isn't there?

Wankarella Sun 25-Nov-12 12:26:28

It's a good time to start valiumredhead new people, I think Heather has gone now, Oh maybe not.. there are 3 newbies they all look the same though, one is write of books, one has 3 legs and one is a designer, I keep getting them mixed up, I think one should dye their hair or something, very confusing.

valiumredhead Sun 25-Nov-12 16:22:25

I have watched all the other series religiously - I know tham better than I know my family blush grin

EggNogRules Sun 25-Nov-12 22:18:27

Well I watched the first one. I miss the oldies, not Kelly though.

Newbies are going to take a lot to get used to. I'll try my best wink

LightHousekeeping Mon 26-Nov-12 06:22:09

I wished they hadn't used triplets. It's bloody impossible to know who is who. I wish Joan jett was still in it. She was interesting.

Wankarella Mon 26-Nov-12 08:54:41

For anyone who misses the delightful bitchy ladies at 3.40pmish daily - I just checked and they are on now on ITV2, I am delighted, now I can lose my Sky+ and watch them without doing homework and battling with DC. I liked the highlights on Friday, these ladies are still good I think - they do pool-jumping, I wonder which leg one them uses to do that. confused

Mynewmoniker Mon 26-Nov-12 18:29:54

Oh dear. I love the way they ask for another's opinon and then get all precious when they get a reply they didn't want.

And if I hear "And you know what?" once more I will scream Aaaaaaagh!!!!! It makes them sound like they are going to enlighten an idiot...and then they don't! grin

thenightsky Mon 26-Nov-12 18:32:41

That new blonde with the huge mouth is strange. Did anyone else see the scene in the shop where she was trying on the leopard print jumpsuit? She is skeletal shock

Perhaps that's why her jaw looks too big for her puny body.

Chottie Tue 27-Nov-12 03:19:21

I love the way that they don't listen to each other and how everything is such a drama.

Oldies are LuAnn, Sonja and Ramona.....

I am still trying to sort out the new arrivals - have I got this right?

Carole - (brunette) runs a vintage clothes store and has written a book
Aviva - (blonde) following a childhood accident has a false leg. She has several legs depending on what heel height she is wearing.
Heather - (brunette with blonde streaks) a manly sort of woman

Have I missed anyone out?

valiumredhead Tue 27-Nov-12 08:26:37

Does everyone realise there are TWO episodes being shown daily??? My SKY plus didn't pick it up, I had a major panic yesterday!

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 27-Nov-12 08:46:57

Can't get to grips with the new ladies and their identical husbands. I'm now so low brow it is confusing me.

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 27-Nov-12 09:07:19

Aerosmith girlfriend is the SPIT of Steve Tyler

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Tue 27-Nov-12 11:15:16

Facial Yoga anyone? grin
Gutted that Jill is no longer on NYC. I wish Ramona would learn to talk to people rather than just yell at them. What was the threat between Luann and Ramona? What did Ramona do to threaten Luann? And whats the story about Ramona s daughter being in the bush? Totally confused here.
Not warming to the newbies at all. Did I miss their arrival last week? Watched both episodes yesterday and again this morning. blush Aviva does not seem genuine enough and needs to get a backbone. Carole and Heather2 are both manly looking and the one flirting with Mario and has open relationship with music producer seems very strange.
What about Luann wanting a baby? Tables have turned that was Ramonas wishful thinking last year. How old is Luann?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 11:25:09

There has been 2 episodes since July grin

I think that's all the ladies, the book writer, the one who has legs, and the fashion one, they still all look the same to me, their teeth are too large for their mouths.

I need to watch yesterdays again, I missed some of it, I kept getting bored.....

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 11:30:29

Okay Luanne and Romano....

Romana said LuAnne wasn't at home enough for her children (last series) accused her of sending her children to - too many schools or something

LuAnne had a party, some child got rat-arsed and was unconscious, LuAnne phoned an ambulance

LuAnne tried to take white elephant out of a room at Sonjas party
Romanas heart was beating too fast and she didn't want to talk

Romaona then phoned LUanne and said 'I know your children are not perfect and if you don't stop something, I will tell everyone'

They met up yesterday but I was working on a spreadsheet so missed some, will catch up today then catch up with today erm.. later at some point today confused

Someones going to London and someones not inviting Ramona. I like Romona shes wacko, she doesn't even have to talk her eyes say it all.... grin

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Tue 27-Nov-12 11:51:16

Thanks NWWW.

How did I miss all of that? I have had to watch repeats on ITV2 until yesterday. I take it Luanne won't be having any more parties anytime soon. Perhaps if she stopped playing on her sons skateboard and helped him with his French homework he wouldn't get 'close to failing' reports.

Looks like Ramona and Sonja are heading for a falling out in todays episode. Ramona saying something about her not being a supportive friend. I like Ramona but she is completely bonkers. She would have no problem with facial yoga. (Goldfishgob and wide eye stare)

The newbies are a bit of a bore. Bring back Jill, Kelly and Bethenny.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Tue 27-Nov-12 11:52:59

Actually, Ramona couldn't do a goldfishgob. She talks way too much for that. grin

mignonette Tue 27-Nov-12 12:00:53

Carole was the niece of Jackie Kennedy and obviously cousin to John Kennnedy Jr. Her DH who was JFK Jr's best friend died of cancer and she lost her cousin and his wife, Carolyn Bessette around the same time. I read an interview in US Vogue around the time of her publishing her book and she seemed an independently high achieving woman and very bright.

Luanne's DD supposed to have been expelled from schools due to drink/drug use. I think that is what Ramona was referring to regarding 'dirt' on Luanne's children- pretty despicable.

And if Mario is faithful to Ramona then my mouth will need to be retrained to close. He is such a player.

Sonia is such a bad and unskilled flirt. There needs to be some subtlety in flirting and she is as subtle as an ass-grab. Hoiking up her skinnies then draping herself across that day bed in front of that builder in this mornings episode made me embarrassed for her as pure desperation seeps out of her pores.......

I like the new women. Jill was too poisonous to watch and Simon made me shiver with revulsion to the point of not being able to watch the show when he was on screen. I will never get over the Hamptons massage scene where he claimed to have 'heat in the groin area'.

mignonette Tue 27-Nov-12 12:03:27

Was Sonia married to one of the Morgan banking firm? She seems obsessed with Churchills, Mountbattens etc. Does she know Lord Mountbatten used to saddle women up and ride them naked around his estate?

Tressy Tue 27-Nov-12 13:20:38

What time is it on? I don't have sky and only got into it last week because I was off work.

KenDoddsDadsDog Tue 27-Nov-12 13:22:04

Yeah she was married to those Morgans as she tells everyone who will listen !

valiumredhead Tue 27-Nov-12 13:55:08

It's at about 2pm ish and there are two episodes - don't miss out wink

valiumredhead Tue 27-Nov-12 13:55:46

Actually it's later I thin 3.30 ish

EggNogRules Tue 27-Nov-12 14:16:02

Thanks for the heads up about two episodes Valium.

Heather saying 'holla' and 'wassup' is annoying.

Just watching the epiosde where Heather is asking a select few to London. It was rude of Aviva to have her on speakerphone.

I think Ramona is spot on about LuAnn liking to scold and expecting better of others than she can behave herself. She was cutting about Heather though. They have met four times and have never clicked. Why would she invite Ramona?

LuAnn (b1965 age 47) thinking about having a baby is a turn up for the books.

valiumredhead Tue 27-Nov-12 14:20:38

Oh she SO isn't going to have a baby, it's all for show!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 14:47:22

3.40pm, daily. I know this as my dc comes in at 3.30 and I rush for 10 mins to get him sorted! I'm watching yesterdays just now, I think I can tell 2 of the 3 new ones apart, the one with the legs has blonde hair.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 14:48:58

Loving Romanos hand gestures to almost everything she says. grin

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 14:49:41

Oh and a nwq one says 'OMGEEEEEEEEE' lots.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 14:50:10

sorry I am watching yesterdays that should read new

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 14:57:40

I cannot understand how someone can be in a show if their Father has just died, very strange, where are the tears.... Oh her friend is crying, she isn't though, strange lady, no idea what one she is yet - the fashion designer? She's having a party now for her Dad. confused

Tressy Tue 27-Nov-12 15:27:02

Damn, I cannot watch it, some of us have to work for a living grin.

LightHousekeeping Tue 27-Nov-12 19:01:16

I just want to beable to tell them appart, Im so easily confused sad

For the life of me, reading their bios, I dont understand why they feel the need to go on a reality tv show? they are all accomplished professional people. And why introduce them into a group when they clearly dont seem to know each other? and try to make them be some kind of friends.

Who is the bloke that everyone seems to have shagged, the one that is the ex husband of one of them?

I just cant take to the new ones. I miss Jill sad. That bunch where like family to me. The rich branch grin

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 19:56:03

Harry is the shagger, he has lots of diseases I am sure. HE belonged to the one with the legs!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Tue 27-Nov-12 19:59:04

I want Bethanny back please.

JudeFawley Tue 27-Nov-12 22:02:26

I like the new women, they're shaping up nicely.

LuAnn trying to get pg. She's 47!

LightHousekeeping Tue 27-Nov-12 23:03:30

I think it's mean not to invite Ramona on the free trip to London. God they've only just got back from Morrocco!

LightHousekeeping Tue 27-Nov-12 23:18:53

The unpaid interns really get on my nerves. Not the poor interns just the way they are treated. Do they get free board and lodgings?

Mynewmoniker Tue 27-Nov-12 23:53:30

Will have to catch up as went out early tonight.

Invited all my 'ladies who lunch' to my appartment in Morrocco for the evening... but we decided to go to Mablethorpe instead grin

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 07:59:19

notwanking don't you watch Bethennay on Tuesdays on her own show?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 08:08:18

Oh I didn't know she had her own show? What does she get up to, I just want to see her and her baby and I kinda miss her bitching grin

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 08:16:03

It's great and has been going on for AGES now. 10pm on E channel on Tuesdays.

She is a multi millionaire now after selling her Skinny Girl Marghaeretta (sp)

Her baby is SO sweet!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 08:24:41

Oh no, I have missed the baby!! angry

I new was going to make lots of money, very witty! I will watch what is left next week I guess <moody> I need to flick channels more!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 08:25:01

knew (still asleep)

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 08:27:13

Baby Bryn is 2 now!

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 28-Nov-12 09:09:32

I do NOT like Heather.

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 09:12:22

She's very odd, what IS it about her that makes her look like a bloke? Is it her nose or jaw shape? I find myself scrutinising her every episode grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 09:20:27

Anyone watching now....Ramona does not know when to stop!!

PolkadotCircus Wed 28-Nov-12 11:18:49

Hmmmm I'm missing Gill but not Kelly and her annoying fake huge smile and use of the word lugsury.

Quite like Aviva not sure about the other two.

Sonya makes me laugh,she's so nutty.What happened to all her debt?

Love this show.

All the shots are making me want to go to New York badly though-fat chance!!!!

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 11:26:14

It is on at 8:35 in the morning on ITV2 until 10:30 then again at 15:40 on the same channel, Tressy.

I am off on extended sick leave and this show is part of my prescribed recovery smile

I'm more surprised at Carole taking part as she is NYC 'society' unlike LuAnne who merely thinks she is. I imagine Alex and Simon are so pissed off at not being on the show with President Kennedy's niece!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 11:27:49

I loved it when she was bitching about LuAnne trying to name drop royalty!!

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 11:39:42

That was so funny Hokey wasn't it especially as Carole seems the most pleasant of the bunch so to hear her sharpen her talons a little.....She is part of a family that rightly or wrongly are true 'American Royalty' so I wonder what the Kennedy's think about her participation. Carole's book was pretty good for a popular memoir too. She can write and has won 3 Emmy's for her reportage and producing on ABC.

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 11:44:30

It was, i have had to google them all this morning as apart from LuAnn and Ramona i had no idea who any of them are.

I was quite surprised to see that she has such credits, it's not exactly highbrow T.V is it!

justanuthermanicmumsday Wed 28-Nov-12 11:50:50

It's such a trashy show I came upon it a few weeks ago, but I must be trash because I look forward to their arguments. The funny thing is they argue about things I wouldn't argue about. They take 10 mins to make their point when I'm sure most Brits would make the same point in the first 60 secs?

Are these real people? Are all wealthy Americans low life like this, I refuse to believe it. Why do they remain friends?

Ramona has a mental health problem, it can't just be a case of being a little nutty& controlling. Her eyes bulge out constantly. She drinks so much whenever she speaks ,her mouth looks lop sided, and eyes slightly cock eyed, she has drink issues, Pinot anyone?

Luann is obsessed with royalty and only married for wealth & title. Her bf looks like Ross from friends but uglier. She thinks she has class but she's an ass.

Kelly is a cross dressing man. she is a nutter too, and orders people to not feel the way they do, like they can change it on her command?

The new girl Aviva is nice but like heather said she sucks up to ramona too much. She saw ramona turn on her, dont play nice house with a psycho!

Is Carole the ex abc reporter? Well I don't like her, I suspect she's a snake watch out for her, not all miss nicey.

Sown-ya or sonja she seems like a sweety but big time flirt, innuendos, vitamin popping freak. Talks too much. But she seems more normal than rest.

Most the new girls seem a lot nicer than last lost so superficial

In fact most of them talk to much that's what lands them in arguments. Talk less be happier. But I suspect they'd get thrown off the show for being boring like that lady who had the twins she not on the show anymore.

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 12:13:53

Cindy was pretty normal = not on the show for more than one series

janelikesjam Wed 28-Nov-12 12:18:26

I can't really tell the difference between the new girls, I agree they may be nicer/ more normal. Are there 2 or 3 of them? One of them has funny teeth though and plastic surgery - can't make out what she's saying through it all.

I miss the old girls. I am surprised the others were dropped e.g. Simon and Alex, Jill, etc.

I find LuAnn a bit boring tbh.

Ramone I find her funny, direct and a bit bonkers. Other times absolutely awful (the way she treated her interviewees, criticising LuAnn as a mother).

janelikesjam Wed 28-Nov-12 14:16:04

Just read the whole thread! And agree with the following ...

DO find LuAnn's "reasonable" voice annoying/patronising at times. But she does have a really nice smile sometimes.

The new woman with the funny teeth and the open relationship with the rock star I also find very weird. Also too much plastic surgery, or very spaced out, its hard to say?

I also don't know if I can be bothered to get to know the new women who seem quite boring and look/sound the same.

Mario - yes film star looks!

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 14:20:22

Are all wealthy Americans low life like this, I refuse to believe it

Thing is these are not the 'low life' these woman are extremely wealthy women - houses in the Hamptons alone cost millions let along in Manhatten!

It's easy to tell the difference between the new women -

Heather - looks like a bloke and has shape wear company
Carole - author and related to the Kennedy's
Aviva - Blonde, one leg and 4 kids and multiple phobias.

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 15:09:03

Does anybody agree that LuAnne's new hairstyle gives her layers a 'Spaniel Ears' look?

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 15:17:01

I don't like it as much. I miss Jill and Bethany this one is just strange it all seems false now. I will still watch it, no doubt.

MrsBucketxx Wed 28-Nov-12 15:21:41

im loving the new housewives, i was thinkimg that heather was a dude too, she is a nasty peice of work.

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 15:22:48

NotWanking - Your Christmas name made me spray my keyboard with Mince Pie crumbs (now there's a seasonally themed reaction!) grin

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 15:28:28

Oh it's terrible isn't it? grin I blame those terrible influence sweary people, they force me to get up to all sorts name-wise. They are bad the won't even drop a sweary word into their names for me to make me feel better....

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 15:30:22

I prefer Luanne's hair - makes he look less drag queen as Bethenny said wink

Katiekitty Wed 28-Nov-12 15:48:34

So glad I'm off today to see them swanning around London.

Unmissable telly.

<loathe them all>

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 16:02:02

Ha. Love Romans reaction to the leg. Sorry blush 'Do you swim in it?'.

Mynewmoniker Wed 28-Nov-12 16:09:24

OMG ye! The reaction to the leg! She must be the worst person to take on a shopping trip if you need to hold on to your self esteem.

Katiekitty Wed 28-Nov-12 16:12:19

Hadn't Ramona and Aviva gone for a pedicure a few days ago?

I thought she knew about the prosthetic leg? confused

MrsBucketxx Wed 28-Nov-12 16:18:22

heather was on lorraine grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 16:20:42

I just saw that!

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 16:28:14

Ramona is mad!

Mynewmoniker Wed 28-Nov-12 16:59:56

Ramona "I have id orl...and you can have id too"

If I end up like that Ramona I don't think I wan id, darling

Katiekitty Wed 28-Nov-12 17:24:02

<Writes it all down in Ramona style pad>

<secret of all success>

<taps pad>

Chinwag Wed 28-Nov-12 17:26:20

Are there any other 'House Wives' programmes on other channels at the moment? Isn't there a Miami one??

valiumredhead Wed 28-Nov-12 17:27:14

Monday eve at 9pm on BIO is HW of New Jersey - no THEY are hilarious!

I love Carole-she's so much less bitchy and ridiculous than the others.

I miss Alex and Jill and Kelly though...and I'm still missing Bethenny! I missed the beginning of the series, did they explain where they went?

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 17:29:49

Seems like the secret is drink lots of Pinot Grigio and start a lot of arguments!

Katiekitty Wed 28-Nov-12 17:33:25

Am warming to Carole - she seems alright

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Wed 28-Nov-12 17:45:49

I don't like Heather, if she followed me I'd be running too. She is freaky

MrsBucketxx Wed 28-Nov-12 17:53:26

i like carole too, seems the most clued up.

Mynewmoniker Wed 28-Nov-12 18:03:14

I'm still confused with the new ones...will have to do some research..
<nips off to get a Ramona style pad first>

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 19:26:14

Ha Ha at Sonia's Pillbox hat with netting and her nose poking out of a big rip in the net. These women really do have a quaint idea about how Londoners live-afternoon tea worn with gloves and hats.....grin

I've been in the Egg loos and kept wondering whether it'd be tipped over a la festival toilets!

janelikesjam Wed 28-Nov-12 20:01:44

I think the new HWs are alot clearer and savvy about using the programme to promote themselves and their businesses, which makes it much blander IMO.

I did notice one of the new women (intelligent but TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY!) criticising LuAnn for continually boasting or stealth boasting, and I thought yes she does (remember she treated Morocco like her own personal country she had invited the other housewives to!)

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 20:05:42

I'm awaiting with baited breath, LuAnn's next single as inspired by Heather who she thinks of as 'Gangster Girl'......

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Wed 28-Nov-12 20:09:08

mignon just reading the sentence on the screen makes me toes curl!!

Why doesn't someone tell her she can't sing?

Did she not watch herself last time?!

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 20:12:42

Words fail me when it comes to the absolute lack of insight and self awareness displayed by LuAnn. I mean, Really, Darling.......grin

EggNogRules Wed 28-Nov-12 21:36:35

LuAnn is my least fave nyhw. She is very full of herself and not the least bit interested in anyone else. (like all of them really). Can't wait until she hears about Carole's [better]pedigree.

I really don't mind Heather. She is giving Ramona a taste of her own medicine. Ramona was taken aback about the makeover comment. If she was a little less rude at the store, she wouldn't have given Heather ammunition.

I loves RHONJ. There is a storm coming...

mignonette Wed 28-Nov-12 21:38:02

I love Heather. She looked great in her big glasses.

LightHousekeeping Wed 28-Nov-12 22:04:01

Im just settling down now to see them in my home town. Very excited to see how up themselves they are going to be.

Chottie Wed 28-Nov-12 22:40:20

Ramona seems extra hyper and her eyes are popping shock

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Wed 28-Nov-12 23:26:04

Mario - film star looks? Ugh, he is a slimeball and an average looking one at that!
I missed todays episodes and will catch up on ITV2 tomorrow morning.
Carole and Heather both have odd looking teeth.
I think Heather is being spiteful towards Ramona. It's not nice excluding her from trip to London. As bonkers as Ramona is, at least she is straight up with people. If she has a problem with someone she would tell them straight unlike Heather pending bollocks. Aviva seems quite nice but needs to toughen up. Does Luanne have a new hairstyle? Never thought her hair looked like spaniel ears. It is more choppy like her Westies head. I agree her french boyfriend does look like an uglier version of Ross from Friends. Money doesn't buy you class or singing careers.

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 07:56:07

I agree about Mario - there must be slim pickings in NY if he is considered gorgeous!

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 09:03:53

i think the women there value status over looks, as most of the women are quiet pretty in comparison to the dh's

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 09:08:03

OMG what on earth was Luann wearing? shock She looked like Sherlock Holmes ffs!

Loving Heather with Ramona - SO funny grin

The singer at the party - what on earth was the all about? confused So basically Sonja rang up The Empire State Room ( by the way, just how underwhelming was that room?!) and asked their event planner to plan party. I want that job - how easy! grin

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 09:35:13

sonja doesnt have a clue with her parties, the one with the masks where she did burlesque last season was a nightmare too.

she is a letch too, makes my skin crawl.

janelikesjam Thu 29-Nov-12 11:56:27

I cringed watching the party. Must watch it again grin. Agree it was all so letchy and the singing ! The husband's face (appalled but frozen, trying not to show it) was a picture.

Also laughed at the Sherlock Holmes mini-cape!

The new girls are very thin I notice.

But their personalities are starting to come out more. But still not as good as the Oldies yet

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 13:05:01

LuAnne apparently bought that hideous cape from TopShop. Obviously her very literal London look...confused

Loved Carole toying with LuAnne. So funny as it went right over the top of her head........

Ramona? No way would I have her anywhere near my business partners. She is not 'honest and upfront'. She is just plain rude. And surprisingly gauche considering she is supposed to be a 'business woman' herself.

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 29-Nov-12 15:39:37

I'm starting to like Carole.
Aviva handled tripping down the stairs very well.
That so called singer was so cringy. WTF was that about? I think Luanne sounds better than her and thats saying something!

EggNogRules Thu 29-Nov-12 16:45:24

I LOVED Carole messing with LuAnn <hums you're so vain>

It seems that not inviting Ramona was an act of war. So far, Ramona has been very rude each time she has been around Heather and I don't blame her for not wanting to spend a weekend with her. I am not surprised she didn't want her around her business colleagues. Ramona has far said far nastier things about Heather (with Aviva at dinner) than the other way around.

Where was the party food Sonja? Very surprised not see see any food espcially as Aviva made a point of saying that is what she liked about Sonja's previous party. Sonja is a shoite part planner. Shitty in the City Parties tm.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Thu 29-Nov-12 16:52:00

I think Ramon is on drugs, she has no 'you do not say that out loud' filter. grin

Mynewmoniker Thu 29-Nov-12 17:34:36

Fancy setting your friend (Sew- na) up with your letchy aged dad!

Ramona said she was scared to meet him as he had a reputation then she was all over him!

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 17:40:25

When is Aviva going to take her leg off and beat Ramona around the head with it?

Mynewmoniker Thu 29-Nov-12 17:42:55

Oh I would so like to see that minonette grin

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 17:47:53

And asking her if her leg truly bothers her whilst doing it........I mean, just what is the big deal? I cringe, truly I cringe watching Ramona's behaviour in the pool. I would have either beaten her to death with it or tipped her over the railings of that penthouse.

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 17:51:11

I think it Ramona's reaction to Aviva's leg just shows how some people are so obsessed with being perfect they can't handle anything that is not within their realms of normal.

LOVE Carole -she's such a smart cookie and very good natured so far.

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 17:53:25

Love Carole and Heather. Carole's face at LuAnn'es comment about liking wearing 'Jackie O' sunnies the best. Bet LuAnne is petrified of pissing Carole off because she is her entree into 'smart' NYC/Hyannis Port Kennedy society (that is if any of the family are still with us- they do seem extraordinarily unlucky in staying alive shock).....

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 29-Nov-12 18:05:06

Ugh, how disgustingly letchy is Aviva's dad? Gross! Sonja and Ramona's behaviour around him was just bleugh! Why would Aviva want him parading around on tv? He is a dirty, pervy old man.

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 18:09:49

Can't wait until tomorrow's episode when Luanne talks about 'red indians' shock

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey Thu 29-Nov-12 18:11:29

He was eeeewwww wasn't he?!

Ramona was so jealous he was paying attention to Sonja and not her!

valiumredhead Thu 29-Nov-12 18:17:44

Ramona has fantastic body but that bathing suit!!!!

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 18:24:29

Oh my God when he admired his own daughters body and said it was hot....I swear I was not looking out for it but was that Ramona's labia I saw at one point?

<<<<<< Blech >>>>>

Mynewmoniker Thu 29-Nov-12 18:28:24

Was THAT what it was around her neck on that swimming costume migonette?
grin

SuzySuzSuz Thu 29-Nov-12 20:22:19

Yup Ramona's swim suite was cut way too high!

I'm looking forward to the reunion already as Carole has been quite non confrontational in front of LuAnn but has made some very funny comments on the solo footage so look forward to seeing the smile wiped from LuAnn's face.

I don't like Ramona or LuAnn this season (to be fair they've never been my favourites anyway) but thought they came across especially full on and cocky being the only ladies 'surviving' the axe after last season!

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 20:23:23

Not sure what it was around Ramona's neck Mynewmoniker but if I'd have been there it would have been my hands....grin

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 20:24:40

i have just read all the recaps, for the rest if the season.

it gets messy very messy wink

judefawley Thu 29-Nov-12 20:26:42

I've just got into the bath in order to watch today's episodes on the iPad.

2% battery. Noooooo!

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 20:35:05

MrsBucket

Oh joy..........

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 20:43:03

all i will say is luann johnny depp look a like and a private party, i cant wait already.

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 20:45:57

She cheats doesn't she? What a dope to cheat when she istrying to get preggers? If that baby comes out with an eye patch and black greasy hair we'll know who the Daddy is!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Thu 29-Nov-12 21:22:19

grin

Where do read about them, I would like to read about them in the future too, I may get somewhere with dinner and be able to lose my pause/rewind button. I need to start watching this in the morning I think.

mignonette Thu 29-Nov-12 21:25:14
SwedishEdith Thu 29-Nov-12 21:34:50

I like all the new ones. Funny someone sayong about LuAnn and a Johhny Depp lookalike - I think LuAnn looks like a female JD anyway

MrsBucketxx Thu 29-Nov-12 21:40:10

the blogs are good too

WhatTheFookIsGangnamStyle Thu 29-Nov-12 22:54:19

Luanne is on the wrong show. She would be better suited to Desperate Housewives.
Looks like a storm is brewing between Ramoana and Aviva.
Damn, I will miss tomorrows episodes. Hopefully I can catch up with it on Monday morning.

SoleSource Thu 29-Nov-12 23:19:43

Luann money hasn't bought her class.

Katiekitty Thu 29-Nov-12 23:49:10

Back to work tomorrow, so I'm going to miss the show sad

Will deffo catch up on it smile

MrsBucketxx Fri 30-Nov-12 07:59:13

ill miss it too, catch up on monday i think.

I love RHNY although its not the same without Jill and Alex. I have just started watching Big Rich Texas if you thought the New York wives were bad the texans are ten times worse! grin

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 08:20:48

What channel is that on Scoose?

Re Luann - who 'lives elegantly?' confused

I've never heard of anyone living elegantly, only being elegant. Ffs!

And whoever mentioned her spaniel ears was right - I am fixated with them now grin

It was on the E channel on a Sunday night before the kardashians

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 08:40:47

Thanks - will SKY plus!

MrsBucketxx Fri 30-Nov-12 08:44:58

alex is getting divorced i think, and gill wanted to focus on their businesses. not the same though,

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 08:47:48

Alex and Simon getting divorced? I thought they have their own reality show now about 'parenting in the city.'

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 08:48:19

Gill and Alex were sacked from Bravo iirc from extensive googling!

MrsBucketxx Fri 30-Nov-12 08:56:54

well according to ok usa they have been doing counciling on tv hmm

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 08:58:37

No way! Have they no shame?! clearly not grin

MrsBucketxx Fri 30-Nov-12 09:04:21

therapy no shame what so ever.

mignonette Fri 30-Nov-12 09:21:02

this is priceless or as my Grandfather used to say- "a load of old tut"

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 30-Nov-12 10:21:59

That should come with a warning! Endlessly energetic children - more like terrors.

mignonette Fri 30-Nov-12 10:26:11

The usual over indulgent parenting you see amongst certain groups of people. You know the type-they use Waitrose etc as the ELC and the rest of us wait as little 'Johan' laboriously 'helps' Mummy put sprouts in a bag......

How can anyone have so little dignity that they go through 'Couples Therapy' on TV and how can a 'therapist' deem this ethical with regards to the unquantifiable effects of such public exposure on the children?

mignonette Fri 30-Nov-12 10:26:55

Is that De Gournay wallpaper in Sonia's dining room? About 8 million a roll?

cheekybaubles Fri 30-Nov-12 11:55:52

I have only just discovered that the new series has started sad how much have I missed?

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 12:27:27

It started last week but they have been showing double episodes every day.

cheekybaubles Fri 30-Nov-12 12:35:52

Thanks valium, will see if I can watch them on laptop when it is mended.
I also notice rho the district(no idea what that is) starts Thursday.

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 12:37:14

What side?!

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Fri 30-Nov-12 12:53:48

Wow way too many channels to watch, I will get addicted and never leave the television.

NotWankinginaWinterWonderland Fri 30-Nov-12 12:55:16

Oh wow Scottish smileys: sad confused grin blush

cheekybaubles Fri 30-Nov-12 13:22:33

valium ITV2

spanky2 Fri 30-Nov-12 14:17:32

I didn't think I would ever feel anything like sympathy for Ramona but that Heather is awful. I just want to bitch slap Heather. I never thought I would dislike anyone more than Ramona but i feel sorry for her. I like Carole and Aviva. Ooh I needed to get that off my chest !

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 14:19:34

Have sky plussed RHO DC grin

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 14:20:17

Isn't DC Washington?

MrsBucketxx Fri 30-Nov-12 14:27:58

if i hear heather say holleeer once more ill punch my tv, your not from the getto so stop saying that aaaarrrggghhh.

her nose makes her look like a man in drag, if you have that much ,money get it fixed.

KenDoddsDadsDog Fri 30-Nov-12 14:29:13

Heather is a horrible cow. School bully.

valiumredhead Fri 30-Nov-12 14:31:46

Holleer?