X Factor - it's Jahmene's week off but open season again on Spraggy Wood.

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Jahmene has 'shared' his abusive childhood. I shall share ONCE my theory that these revelations are held by ITV and trickled out to the acts with low votes but Mingehead's contract drying in their paws. And then leave him be.
No, not even if they put him in a revolving bow tie will one unkind word be wrung from me <pi> until next week

You know the rules, one week off - so Spraggers and Cardiac Chris are back in the firing line. Gawd help Cardiac's Nan if he slips down the polls, it'll be cyanide in the Mellow Birds for her.

Any predictions? What are we theming?

Clawdy Sat 20-Oct-12 17:35:04

What abusive childhood, Sue ? not seen that.Saw that Lucy and Rylan were supposedly out on the town getting pissed....

VivaLeBeaver Sat 20-Oct-12 17:36:12

Lucy and rylan have been booted out the hotel for swearing at staff and running amok.

ScarahScreams Sat 20-Oct-12 17:38:59

Oh dear , has he had some kind of breakdown ?

Shazjack1 Sat 20-Oct-12 17:43:19

Cyanide in the Mellow Birds!!! Love it!! It's all a pile of shite but somehow I feel compelled to watch anyway.

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 18:32:38

One week. Ok then. I am also rather cynical about these revelations, but hey ho. I do agree with the theory they have to keep the show in the news, so drip feed stuff. There is no way the researchers wouldn't have unearthed this earlier.

CreepyCardiac has never been out of my firing line. I really dislike him. He can stay until Hallowe'en week.

We've ordered early curry, cos dh is up at 3 for work. He may not last to the end of x-factor lightweight

grin

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 18:34:47

And they are being really mean with the song choice spoilers.

This week's theme is 'Club Classics'- perfect for Spraggy, thenhmm. Think they are pandering to Rylan a little.

CJCregg Sat 20-Oct-12 18:36:56

Good evening X-Factorettes grin

My DP, who is lovely but a bit hmm about my MNing of late, is away this weekend so I am so looking forward to joining in tonight. If that's ok [humble]

I am already bored with Ming the Far From Merciless and really hope he fucks orf this week.

SilveryMoon Sat 20-Oct-12 18:38:20

Checking in. Although I can't possibly Mn and tweet whilst watching it, and twitter does make me laugh during xfactor.
I need to type faster and be able to pay attention to more things at once.
I lose all track of the thread if I am actually waatching!
Anyhoo, roll on xfactor time. I have a bottle chilling and some chocolate at the ready

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 18:44:36

grin @ Ming the Merciless

LineRunner Sat 20-Oct-12 18:44:45

Ooh, CJ, have you got wine as well?

CJCregg Sat 20-Oct-12 18:49:59

I'm all set, LineRunner grin

(I was going to Do the Ironing. Fuck That.)

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 20-Oct-12 18:59:06

Heavenink peoples!

Poor Chow Mein sad. Well, for this week anyway <evil>

Just warming up with a bit of Strickly

LineRunner Sat 20-Oct-12 19:07:45

OK, I'm just doing the DC's supper and I Shall Return!! wine grin

chipstick10 Sat 20-Oct-12 19:28:11

Newspaper reports this week from ex work mates of chris fake shakes maloney, that the shakes are an act. Reports also that he is a backstage diva and was rude this week to runners on set.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 20-Oct-12 19:48:36

It did come out in the papers a couple of weeks ago about Jahmene's dad, but thenCaroline Flack said on This Morning that he didn't want to make anything of it and brushed it under the carpet.

I don't think Bazza expects to have acts in for much longer TBH, because he announced a solo tour this week and tickets went on sale yesterday. All the dates are in Nov and Dec. I wanted to go and they released seats early for those who follow him on Fb, but only if you are able bodied. I had to call the same no as the thousands of other people fighting for hundreds of seats to fight for one of 23, so missed out after getting cut off 3 times! DH told me to write on his Fb wall so I did and all his aide he said was never mind! So I now hate him and hope he loses both his acts over the next two week ends!

Sorry to digress!blush

Cardiac is evil to the core, I knows it in my waters.

Club Classics? Betcha Spraggy does Ai bet tha' thee looks right good on t'dance floor.

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 20:10:57

Tuttut- Barry doesn't seem confident at all. The Overs has always been the kiss of death category.

And I'd believe anything of dodgy Chris- with his dead nan in the basement he's odd.

Is there no song spoilers? <sulks>

I think your spot on with the article monkeys for Lucy.

This is the first week I'm watching alone so hopefully will be able to mn along in peace.

Just waiting for Louis on strictly them I'm over to xfactor.

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 20:15:32

Mike -it's rubbishangry For years, Unreality tv has been my go-to site for spoilers, always had the song choices Saturday morning. Very crap this year.And too many mash-upsangry

Me too. Oooo, Dirty Dancing <swoon>

dRaahhcula Sat 20-Oct-12 20:17:29

I love Louis.

I would dirty dance with him anyday <rubs thighs a la Vic Reeves>

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