XF Continued - GATHER

(405 Posts)
LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:18:17

DID SHITSINGER JUST SAY:

I SAW THAT TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE
I KNEW THEN YOU'D FOUND YOUR BALLS
I JUST WANTED TO SQUEEZE YOU?

Really? REALLY?

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:18:40

<falls over with the stress of it all>

almapudden Sat 06-Oct-12 22:19:10

Ugh

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:19:14

I may have to do Xtra tonight <talking to myself>

LotsofDots Sat 06-Oct-12 22:19:22

Oh good a recap, let's hear union J and Rylan again.

radiohelen Sat 06-Oct-12 22:19:29

Aw cock - ignore my thread - louis is here making this one far more official.

shittingit Sat 06-Oct-12 22:19:30

Over 1000 posts!

shittingit Sat 06-Oct-12 22:20:28

Liked jade and ella the best.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 06-Oct-12 22:20:43

Yes she did say that. I reckon she could be a loose cannon! I think Dermot will be apologising for her language a few times before the series is finished.

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:20:50

Oh fuckit, there are loads of threads grin

almapudden Sat 06-Oct-12 22:20:51

I am underwhelmed

HaveALittleFaith Sat 06-Oct-12 22:21:24

Jade or Ella will come out as front runners. But it really wasn't good. Right I'm off to turn into a pumpkin.

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:21:43

So who is gone? Shania Lame and one of the bands?

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:21:56

i was just posting how I worked with a bloke whose dad 'invented' the Asda pocket sleep thingy- made him a fortune. And the thread reached it's limit.

Tis like X Factor threads of old, full of shoitegrin

Jux Sat 06-Oct-12 22:22:04

Did Fembot say that Jahmene had founds his balls? Do we hope he'll lose them in time for next week?

LotsofDots Sat 06-Oct-12 22:22:08

In other news I saw Frankie Boyle today. Last time I saw him around the town, he was wearing a wizard's hat and trying to look inconspicuous.

peanutMD Sat 06-Oct-12 22:22:14

if I was forced to vote...

I'd have to go for James.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 06-Oct-12 22:22:53

I think the first boy band will go, but I want Rylan or Cardiac Chris to go!

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:23:17

It was like the old days, Raah. We used to break the threads grin
<misty eyed>

Lots, did he look like he was thinking about pinching my jokes?

radiohelen Sat 06-Oct-12 22:23:25

I'm loving the shitsinger she's proper value for money.

My dh has just pointed out that a third of the people at this stage were scouted by producers and invited to audition.

What I wouldn't give for one of these girls to raise her arm in the air and flash a hairy pit! It would make me feel better about my own lack of razor activity.

Dermot's voice, brought to you buy the power of Covonia and strepsils.

LotsofDots Sat 06-Oct-12 22:23:37

Raah, I was posting to tell you that the word where you sing lots of notes ala Whitney, is something like melissma.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 06-Oct-12 22:23:55

If I saw Frankie Boyle I'd kick him in the nuts TBH!

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:24:54

radio you've just reminded me I have said I'll go swimming tomorrow and am a bit hirsute at the moment. Too tipsy to wield a razor at the moment, though.

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:24:56

I'm on xtra. In for a second-rate penny...

LotsofDots Sat 06-Oct-12 22:25:27

I was in a car, he was on the pavement. With children, before you suggest taking a detour!

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:25:44

And Xtra has a mardi gras parade hmm. With cheerleaders.

AViewfromtheFridge Sat 06-Oct-12 22:25:51

I think the 32-not-16-year-old will go. Her performance was just...meh. Those boys were cute - she's a bit hard faced.

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 06-Oct-12 22:25:56

WAS IT GOOD?

WAS IT?

I missed it. I missed it all. Is that a good thing or a bad thing do you reckon? Sometimes it's so bad it's good, sometimes it's so bad it's shite. Which one is it?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 06-Oct-12 22:25:56

WTF is going on on the Xtra Factor?

dRaahhcula Sat 06-Oct-12 22:26:07

Lots-THAT'S it! I remember learning it, and i mentioned it on a 'Voice' thread (where it happened a lot) and promptly forgot it!

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:26:46

Xtra is very very random indeed.

Greeny, read it with the other thread. Twas ace in its shitness.

KiwiKat Sat 06-Oct-12 22:26:53

Nicole should go, obvious choice!

Jux Sat 06-Oct-12 22:27:08

It was so bad it was shite.

radiohelen Sat 06-Oct-12 22:27:58

I live to serve Raa

Can't do xtra... can't face it. May have to go back and watch Merlin and the men with shirts off again. wine

shittingit Sat 06-Oct-12 22:28:14

I'm watching Xtra, Caroline Flack's schtick is getting old...

shittingit Sat 06-Oct-12 22:29:39

Rock chick hair: check short shorts: check smokey eye/pale lippie: check. Shouty shouty mcshouty!

Jux Sat 06-Oct-12 22:30:11

Radio, you'll sleep so much better if you do, you know it's true.

I'm going to watch the Beatles now to remember what it was like in my youth when music was good.

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:30:36

<muses> I may stay as The Wang, it'll reduce the larking/Ilk/quichey bastard comments wink

I think Cardiac Chris did not get standing ovations. I think people were getting up to leave.

Xtra have just picked up on the Chico time comment made by Viva grin

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 06-Oct-12 22:30:57

Ach I shall have to make my way through the other thread then. I just caught the 1 min recap thingy, is it wrong that the one that grabbed my attention the most was the man- Kylie thing?

HaveALittleFaith Sat 06-Oct-12 22:31:30

Blimey, judges on Wossy, did they run?

GreenEyesAndHam Sat 06-Oct-12 22:32:24

Bazza is shrinking

UtterlyButterly Sat 06-Oct-12 22:32:38

Ross can't be live! Or xfactor isn't.....

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:32:39

How are they on Wossy? they're on Xtra!
the magic of the flickery box <woo>

LouisAndHisWangOMeter Sat 06-Oct-12 22:34:04

Blimey, Olly Murs looks like a German Exchange Student. Tight of trews and fat of cheek.

WellEyeNever Sat 06-Oct-12 23:01:12

Yes, Really. Shitsinger said shit.
District3 were good! I liked that version of Simply The Best. My fave was Ella, she nailed it.

I liked WoodstockMary best. <am back as Sue, Louis'Wang was too heavy>

I think Hard Faced Shania and the boyband who shat on the memory of Freddie Mercury in the bottom two.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 09:31:40

Ooh I bloody hope Hard faced Shania is in the bottom 2! She wouldn't be happy!grin

I think she will be, they painted her as stroppy (odd that the public LOVE the judges questioning one another's abilities, but if the singers dare voice an opinion...) AND she was a bit shit AND sang a song that isn't very well known.

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 14:10:17

Yes, raaah it's called a melisma. <flashes music nerd credentials>

Not queen boy band and Rylan maybe-I-can't-sing-but-I've-got-the-x-factor,-barry-and-I-deny-ever-having-had-a-crush-on-you for the bottom two, on those performances.

FiercePanda Sun 07-Oct-12 14:26:19

Union J or Shania Lame to go tonight, they were both horrific. I even preferred Rylan to them. shock

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 15:02:28

I'll be there tonight - have just caught up on Sky+. I agree wiht Panda about who should be in the bottom 2. ALthough I loathe Jahmene too.

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 15:41:39

I want Bloody Jahmene gone, literally cringe when he does that stupid man-child giggle and screeches through his songs!

But I have the sneaky suspicion that the producers public won't let him go for a while.

I reckon it will be Shania and Rhyland (sp?) In bottom two and he will get the boot.

squoosh Sun 07-Oct-12 15:49:33

I frequently see Frankie Boyle. Usually he's wearing pink tracksuit bottoms, big beard, holding a toddler's hand, pushing a pram and looking sheepish.

squoosh Sun 07-Oct-12 15:51:39

Ghamene makes me crings too peanut.

I find it uncomfortable to watch him, his screechy oversinging and the creepy giggle he does after speaking makes my skin crawl.

Sorry Ghamene!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 16:59:13

Damn iPad crashed as this thread appeared last night.

I may stay as Louis Walsh - for tonight at least. Although I had only worked out how to NC yesterday and had picked one I liked.

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 17:15:15

Just be a bit careful with Jarmain, guys. He is sooooo aspie in his mannerisms; the wearing of completely non-cool clothes (until the stylists got their hands on him); the passion for non-cool music and singing style.

I'm so pleased to see someone with autistic spectrum traits with that amount of talent who is - so far - navigating one of the most brutal talent shows out there. Usually we only see people on the spectrum when they do one of those ghastly exploitative disastrous auditions that everyone laughs at.

Of course we all have to continue being a den of vipers, because that's what gives our lives meaning, but I'd be really grateful (because it's a disability with which I am intimately familiar) if the things we are mocking Chow Mein for aren't traits which are inherent to his disability.

as you were [steps down from pulpit]

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 17:16:04

ps go peek in the special needs topic - there's a whole thread going about chow mein and how like all our Aspie friends and relations he is smile

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 17:17:55

Oh actually that makes a lot of sense ommmm! Can we still mock Rylan though?!

Omm is quite right, we can mock him for terrible clothes, woeful singing or being a twat (if indeed he acts like one in weeks to come). Plenty to be going on with there. wink

squoosh Sun 07-Oct-12 17:40:38

Oh wow, never occurred to me that he had any kind of aspergers, I have no real life experience of it. In that case I will take back all I said and wish him well. He does have a strong voice just needs to under sing a bit.

Rylan though and the boy who looks like an owl, I will save my scorn for them from now on!

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 18:11:13

Rylan? Have at him. Bloody professional attention seeker.

(there, of course, it's just tragic - because he so clearly loathes himself for being gay sad )

Squoosh - James Arthur does look just like an owl. Thank you. I have been wracking my brains trying to work out who he reminded me of.

Do we all hate Katy Sueleen or whatever the country&western singer is?

I was listening without really watching, last night. Pretty revealing about the actual extent of all their singing capabilities.

vvv interesting to hear about the extent to which the producers are inviting talented people to enter the competition. I guess just about anyone over the age of 20 who has any talent and who would have applied for X-factor off their own bat has already done it. it was certainly lean pickings last year, wasn't it? I only kept watching because of you lot...

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 18:11:54

Sue, I would have thought Louis' Wang rendered you non-existent. grin am not looking forward to tonight. I think, after last night, that tonight is going to be so shit and dull it'll be as interesting as an empty food bag.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 19:44:58

ommm- i have been thinking the same about Jahmene since the beginning. And so have the producers, since during his first audition they played the theme from 'Forrest Gump' which made me hmm at the time. Of course, it could also be that Jahmene is just that way, with no disability at all. I'm sure it would have come out now if he was, everything else does. Either way though, i'm not a fan of his vocal style. But there are worse in the competition- i think lucy is going to struggle, she may be an internet sensation but the people who vote may not get her at all.

I really want the IlovemeNanSerialKiller to go. week in and week out of his hysteria will irritate me. And Rylan, because he is as a fame whore who hasn't got the message that he is crap yet. And Carolynne, who is cabaret counrty at best. Sod it- send them all home!grin

I have bombay mixwine

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 19:54:08

Squoosh, that description pretty much fits the vision of Frankie that I had yesterday.

So, who's going? Who cares? VoiceOver man, it's your moment to shine!

Don't get me wrong, I liked being the Wang. But I feel happier as Sue.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 19:59:16

Will we get a mimed cabaret opener?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 19:59:52

<skids in>

pesky DS2 put bloody Top Gear on!

I love the group mimes numbers.

God, I miss the ALW BBC ones so much. That's proper camp, lookye Rylan.

Ne-yo and Leona. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What's the little P for in the corner of the screen? Product placement thing is it?

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:02:05

i keep seeing the clip of the 'final 12' where they are all singing Emilie Sande. Christopher isn't on it- wonder if they have filmed another version to include him?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:02:51

Think so Sue. The daily fail were complaining about the amount of Samsung products shown last night.

That emilie sande song, is it a cover? Or was it played for months before release?

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:03:21

I hope Leona has sorted her hair. I didn't like the look she had at the auditions- didn't look like her, just like a dozen other artists.

Will Tulisa do the arm thing?

Really, tutututut?

I didn't notice one grin

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:03:44

Tulisa doesn't have very nice legs, does she?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:04:05

Nor me! [ grin]

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:04:32

The Emile sande song was originally Professor green featuring Ms Sande. With his rappy shizzle all over it. After the 'Lympics, i think she released a version with just her. Maybe.

I'm not sure she's any great shakes in the face or personality dept either, tut.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:05:05

And as if by magic....

grin

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:05:17

Oooh a bit of miming! Jolly good!

Aha Raah. Answers your question. This must be live though, it's painful.

Creepy pinheaded James <shudders>

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:06:35

I think this was an album track

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:06:59

Aww, so they shoe -horned Scouser/ heart condition/nan boy in. Vair good.

Cardiac. Does anyone else get very creepy vibes from him? Like, don't go down in the basement vibes?

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:07:37

Evening! Here tonight. DD's RL got in the way yesterday.
Excellent mime. Well down to usual standards.

The theme was NOT Heroes, Dermie. It was entirely random.
If anything, the theme was Shite.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:08:22

I wonder if Louis will follow the thread tonight!wink

Lorelilee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:08:29

A reminder of just how bad everyone was...

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:08:36

EVening Raahh. Like the Halloween name.
Was it you who wanted details about Jesus CHrist SUperstar after me going to see it last TUes?

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:08:45

Sue- i think he has had several 'nans' over the years. He has offed them one by one...

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:08:53

Dermis said it was live.

Did they put Spraggers down a step on purpose, to make her look incredibly small?

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:09:28

Cardi- YES!How was the lovely mr Minchin (and the rest of them, i supposegrin)

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:09:35

Raaaah that was vair funny.

Remind me: why is it worth watching on a saturday when we get the whole thing again on Sunday?

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:10:03

I dont like James - I dont like his voice or his makeover.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:10:58

ommm- that is a fantastic question. grin

Spill Cardi. We need to know.

This thread is why, Ommm. You know it.

Raah - YY. He just screams black leather gloves and murdery things to me.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:12:44

Minge Head wants his hair cut like Bazza's, apparently he has asked his staff to do those pictures of your face with someone else's hair on to see what it looks like!hmm

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:12:48

Kai is this years Matt Cardle.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:12:49

Oh dear- this re-cap of Ella didn't sound so great.

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:13:31

I'm wondering if there's actually any point in watching. I currently have the TV off and am getting more entertainment and enlightenment from this thread.

Could it be that MN has actually replaced light entertainment altogether?

[deep]

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:13:55

Can't deny it Sue. They ought to do a link directly from the itvplayer site, so people can get the full experience.

sailorsgal Sun 07-Oct-12 20:14:16

I thought they were singing live there because it sounded so bad. grin

I mute it for most of the results show, enjoy. s'all crap, innit?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:14:52

No don't let the plebs in Omm, they'll ruin it!wink

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:14:55

Apologies if I offended anyone with comments about Jahmene, it wasn't intended with regards to any disability traits he may be displaying.

I have family on the AS (infact DS is in the prices of getting assessed again) so certainly see it but haven't given it a second thought.

that said I really can't stand him and his screechy voice and 'nervous' act, but then I hate any form of sob story tactics.

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:14:58

when did Leona Lewis win X factor? Was it about 100 years ago?

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:15:25

Raahh the lovely Mr. Minchin was awesome!!! Most amazing voice, really, I have no words for it. He also has cool tattoos and actual muscles. THe man is hot. And cool. At the same time. I feel like a teenager crushing very badly!
Ben was very good - his 'Gethsemane' was faultless, but he did lack a bit of depth next to Tim (who wouldn't?) and wasn;t so good in the quiet bits.
Mel was a bit outclassed - good, but surrounded by awesomw so seemed less good, IYSWIM.
THe chorus were amazing - so busy, a master class in how to dress a stage, constant acting, street dance etc.
THe minor parts were very strong, even Mr. Moyles.
The production was excellent - given a modern setting with the logo for Occupy London etc. THe apostles were like a protest group.
Glasses Jesus (who, if you remember, DD knows) and Baby (?) Jesus (Jeff) were both in it and hasd some solo lines.
Incredible. THere is a DVD which I have pre ordered. Get to it if you can, buy the DVD if not.

chipstick10 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:15:37

how is Tulisas hair holding out after such drastic treatment? Going from dark to yellow and back again has got to be really harsh.

JennyPiccolo Sun 07-Oct-12 20:16:05

Nineteen canteen.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:16:08

Don't know Omm, but I saw her on her very first tour and she is excellent live!

Lorelilee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:16:11

I just find her dull. There, I've said it.

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:16:44

Chip tis a syrup

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:17:21

Gosh, you'd think she could go from high to low without a great clunk by now, wouldn't you?

LL, you should be able to change from head to chest better than that, love.

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:17:36

Lorelilee DD has just said she's boring too. It's not just you (or me).

sailorsgal Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:03

Leona has a fabulous voice but I wouldn't remember anything she sang.

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:19

Aha, wheel out the only properly successful winner! Always good for the first results show. The question is, how many former contestants will we see over the next few weeks? We had 1D last night, (too famous to sing on this now) I'm betting JLS next week, followed by Joe McElderry. They had Shane ward last year too didn't they? Who else, oh theBurke.com surely the following week too!

Arisbottle Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:21

This woman is so dull.

JennyPiccolo Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:25

Leona is a beautiful girl with a beautiful voice who somehow can only make music that's dull as fuck.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:26

Cardi- that sounds good- I liked baby Jesus, with his beard, he was my favourite.
I really want to go to see it now...

Emile Sande was one of the writers of this ditty, fact fans. She's doing well out of this show. grin

Glasses and Baby got a job? I am glad grin
It sounds good, cardi. What about Moyles?

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:18:47

She is just a bit meh isnt she.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:21

No no Leona is not dull.

She's how it should be.

Love her.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:29

When she did her tour she sang rock, pop and ballads. She really wasn't boring. Her 'First time ever I saw your face' was brilliant!

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:32

And she only has nail varnish on one of her nails

2 days in may in London is touring? Really?!

chipstick10 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:41

Enjoy is it really? I wouldnt have guessed tbh

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:50

Will def buy the dvd, Cardibach to show Dh what i spent weeks watching
grin

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:19:59

Moyles scene was really wntertaining, Sue. The production really played to his strengthes/persona - it was a chat show format with him as a slightly manic presenter. He didn;t try to sing too much (wise). I expected not to like him, but I did.

It does sound well staged. I will go in search of clips on you tube.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:12

Leonard won the night I brought DS1 home from the hospital. 2006.

We settled down to watch with a pizza. He started screaming and I ended up watching it on Sky+ the next morning. With a cold pizza for company.

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:15

Cardi, am uber jealous. Couldn't go to the local venue to see it as it clashed with work stuff. Am definitely getting the DVD. I love JCS.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:19

Littlemiss, if that was to me , I saw her in Nottingham when she did her solo tour which ran up and down the country, 2 or 3 years ago. It was her first national tour and it sold out IIRC.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:31

Leonard? Fuck knows when he won! I meant Leona!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:32

I saw pictures of his get-up, and he looked good. i like Moyles, though (controversial grin)

Actually, i've decided those of us who sweated blood watching the JCS marathin should get a free dvd e-mails itv

chipstick10 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:50

How the fuck did fake shakes Maloney win the wild card??????? I am staggered.

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:22:56

The DVD is available to pre-order here although I ordered mine from LiveNation (same price)

God yes, I should get something. I worked over those blessed threads.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:24:20

Oh is it coming to the west country? Sooo jealous. Dd adores Minchin.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:24:23

chipstick he has hundreds of 'nans' who voted for him, grinprobably... those that he hasn't done in

Tressy Sun 07-Oct-12 20:24:39

Leona looks different, surgery?

tuttut sorry no it wasn't to you. I remember her coming to Nottingham. I was talking about her new tour. Before the ad break they just talked about her new tour and all she mentioned was 2 dates in London? That's not really a tour is it?

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:25:11

I was reading it as a kind of Leona/leotard thing, assuming it was just the LL equivalent of mingehead or cockoozer or whatever. Oh, you know, Leonard the incredibly famous pop star who the MN XF threads were unfailingly and gloriously rude about for the entire 6 months of the competition in 1967. smile

Louis has come as the Milk Tray Man.

Mingehead has a birthday? He has a mother?

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:25:19

Watched it in 2 sittings. I should get free tickets to the live show.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:25:23

Louis, for example, is a twat.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:26:15

Sorry Littlemissblush. No that's not a tour!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:26:25

they are really padding this out, aren't they?

Interesting that Clagger has never returned to perform/judge.
Just Fancy.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:26:55

Who on earth is this?

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:26:57

This programme would be so incredibly short if they could just GET TO THE FUCKING POINT.

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:27:34

Can't stand Ne-Yo he's well up his own backside

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:27:36

Lots- you deserve a medal.

Ne-Yo is dull. Tis as dull night.

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:27:39

He appears to know the FEMBOT.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:28:07

DS2 wanted a polo neck jumper earlier, after he saw one on the Topman website. He doesn't anymore!grin

Lorelilee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:28:30

He can't hold a tune either. Fits right in.

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:28:46

Rajah, did mean I just fast forwarded Amanda Holden.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:28:46

Oh blimey- it would be a bad sign if they got Claggy in! Even Mel B is marginally bettergrin

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:28:56

But dots they need to reel in the viewers to prove how many people watched hmm remember when it used to be on later on the Saturday night? I remember coming in pissed and falling asleep watching the results show!

This 'Ne-Yo' isn't much cop.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:29:20

I'm exercising my brain on who could replace Louis on the judge's podium, for when he finally loses it completely. So far, I'm not doing well, and all I can think of is Paul McC. He might talk sense though.

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:29:30

Raah, not Rajah. I kind of like that though...

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:30:10

Oh, fuck off Ne-Yo, with your plugging. Rude.

cogitosum Sun 07-Oct-12 20:30:10

WTF was that?

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:30:32

Oh FFS - Get on with it!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:30:49

Lots- I like Rajah too. may keep it in mind for an Empire themed namechange...

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:32:26

Paul McC would surely never do it? He'd have to have little self respect, surely, or the need of a come-back.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:33:36

i just had a quick google <not a euphemism> and Ne-yo's real name is
Shaffer Chimere Smith. How did he get to Ne-Yo from that??

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:33:42

I think they should employ each one of us on a rota, at least they'd get honesty!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:34:31

Macca might sing shock. at least Louis has never done that!

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:34:38

That's the trouble ommmmm. I'm not doing well. grin

sailorsgal Sun 07-Oct-12 20:34:55

Clagger big in the states apparently. Hope she stays there. grin

Phone rang <dashes in>
Whaddi miss? Who's out?

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:35:36

No no Raah, the whole point is that as a judge he wouldn't sing, only talk.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:35:49

She's had a wash makeover I noticed Salior!

YouBrokeMySmoulder Sun 07-Oct-12 20:35:49

I got bored and wandered off to Kevin mccloud am back now though.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:36:21

Ella looks worried to death.

Blardy hell, they've not even started?

Ryland in more pleather leggings. Reduce, reuse recycle.

chipstick10 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:36:53

The irony of Claggers making it in America whilst Biffa Cole has to stage car prangs with Will i am to get noticed.

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:07

I've relented and turned it on now.

I want the result o be no one got any votes.

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:08

James and Union J

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:11

Ooh, it's dramatic pause time...

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:19

Nope, they've had some crap 'singers'.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:24

Jux- I fear macca would manage to get a few chords in.

<crosses fingers> Christopher OUT

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:33

The duck is through.

filetheflightoffancy Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:36

I am being really dumb here, but who is Clagger?!

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:37:50

the only bit I want to hear and the interweb keeps freezing. meh.

Ryland looks very like Katie Price, in profile.
Something we should know?

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:38:07

Thompson Twin girl has probably buggered it for MKwhatsitcalled i reckon

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:38:59

Raah, perhaps they could write into his contract that he is only allowed to speak?

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:01

She is his idol I think Sue. She was on tele t'other day in a Team Rylan t shirt!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:26

Gawd, Tulisa is rough

Dullisa is on some serious meds or something. Very intense

Primark One? Who is voting?

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:44

please post the names as they get put through... I've caught Ella and James. Was #1 Chow mein?

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:51

oh primarkThompson twins were rubbish.

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:53

Blimey - MK1 through!

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:39:57

Good lord I thought Our Coleen Rooney had muscled onto the stage, but its that chick what got rejected last year.

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:40:02

Oh bugger, i stand/sit corrected

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:40:10

he was the male winner in her 'Signed by Katie Price' show

Was she really? grin

Very similar bone structure.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:40:17

You can't polish a turd, as DS1 would say, Louis!

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:40:44

OMMM chow mien just got through

YY Vag, but I thought blood relations. Secret wrong side of the blanket types grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:41:18

Rylan will be through, surely. Twat.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:41:30

How the actual fuck are the bands all through?

Louis has a Happy Wang. Leap more, boys, leap more.

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:42:06

Did we break MN for a minute?!

Oh Rylan to go surely?!

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:42:07

No, not Cardiac Chris!

Cardiac must have a lot of shit on a lot of people.

So we have to hear Ryland and Shania Lame again? Haven't we suffered enough?

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:42:26

I honestly thought the public would put him through.

Country Caroline is a bit blah though.

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:42:41

ah, well there's some happy bunnies on this thread smile Justice is done smile

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:42:43

oh feck

So FaketanFameWhore and CountryFameWhore.

Just get rid of both!

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:43:06

Rylan going then. ALthough I actually think that if I ahve to watch sht I'd rather it was him as at least he is entertaining shit. SHe is dull and nasal with such poor diction I can;t work out what the fuck is going on.

JennyPiccolo Sun 07-Oct-12 20:43:22

Union twats are the result of a crack team of geneticists employed by Simon Cowell to create the most generic boy band ever.

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:43:31

I was right, Shania and Rhyland (said at beginning of thread).

I think he'll go although would prefer it to be her because atleast he is amusing.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:44:03

grin @ Sue

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:44:09

I thought the public would keep Rylan in to take the piss out of IYSWIM.

God, if he goes we are in for hysterics!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:44:26

Can we cope with the histrionics if Rylan goes through? Or get's knocked out...either way, it will scream DIVA.

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:44:45

Oo don't mind which one of those 2 go, they both have the charisma of a peanut.

chipstick10 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:45:29

I bet fake shakes Maloney polled the most votes but they left him till last on purpose.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:46:00

You'd expect Simon to employ geneticists who would give them vocal skills and musical ears, though. I think Louis did it, on the cheap.

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:46:08

They could almost film Rylan's meltdown right now, and not bother to actually tell him the result.

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:46:12

You called it peanut! I thought MK1 might go.

Keep Rylan in, send herself to Butlins.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 20:46:23

I'm slightly pissed and giggling at this thread. Sort of looking forward to rylans hysterics!

Ah leave chris alone I luffs him! grin

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:47:14

Hope they fucking both lose

They've got her legs out again. Big Mistake. Huge.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:47:32

Did he say Rylan is going to sing? That's a first then,

I had a nuisance call very like this once.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:47:42

WHAT is rylan wearing.

Shut up, Shitsinger, you don't even know who he is!

iffy start. Good. Good.

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:01

My ears are bleeding.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:14

Terrible.

I reckon pussy cat is preggers.

She's got that look wink

scaredycat12 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:22

One night only - how prophetic! 'Let's not pretend you care'!

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:27

He just wanted his spot at G.A.Y, really didn't he? which will probably happen very soon...

Carolynee steepling her fingers like MrBurns. Excellent.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:41

Fuck me, he really can not sing!

Katiekitty Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:45

I reckon it's Carolynne that's got juicy dirt on someone/something.

She keeps popping up all over the place.

Rylan, on the other hand is getting a whole load of headlines. Carolynne isn't.

50p says Carolynne to go.

<throws 50p into the hat>

McPhee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:53

Shit I'm missing all of it coz I can't find the frigging tv remote sad

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:55

They didnt used to stand on the stage did they? The other person?

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:48:57

Rylan slightly naked without the glitz.. face it boy, you CANT sing

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:12

Barry was right from the start, he really can't sing!

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:13

His voice is fecked!!

Arf at Dermie biting his lip trying not to laugh.

LottieJenkins Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:31

Very[happy] that Christopher is through!!! Bye bye Rylan [vomit emotiocon]

sailorsgal Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:39

Beyond dreadful. Not even good enough for butlins.

filetheflightoffancy Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:41

Carolynne looks so smug as she is watching Rylan - she reckons its in the bag!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:47

That was dreadful

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:49:59

I think Carolynne has Louis's balls in a jar. She nicked 'em last year, after judges houses.

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:01

He mumbled bits like he didnt know the words.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:10

Oh, no McPhee. You've got 11 minutes before +1

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:24

Shania Twain hmm

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:36

She looks like the cat that got the cream

WTF is she singing like that for?

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:41

Ah shit I had a bet she'd do Joleen

McPhee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:44

<sob>

JennyPiccolo Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:44

The duck is this lassie wearing?

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:46

Oh god, this woman is awful. Stick yer finger inmyer ear, to complete the look luv.

FrillyMilly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:50:47

How many reality shows can you do before you accept it ain't gonna happen? That's for both Rylan and Carolynne

Didja sing that for the good ol'boys back in Texas, Carolynne?

Oh, wait - you're from Warrington? The accent is fake? shock

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:05

Christ alive, would someone please teach her to sing through her mouth?

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:05

What is going on with her mouth? ANd her diction? SHe is singing in some weird language. Don;t get it. ANd I like country.

LottieJenkins Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:07

I love this song............Reminds me of someone special..........smile

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:17

This is much better than last night - in her comfort zone.

I think Gary let her down with her song choice.

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:18

Love the boots! hmm predictable song choice but hey she's playing to her strengths.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:32

Faith Hill?

Boring.

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:40

I will take that bet Katie, I reckon he's gone but as I started last night that girl really is a interesting as a shit in a carrier bag..

Would much rather have someone with a personality behind then.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:43

Was gonna say not bad until that big scream.

Told you - beefy legs for a skinny lass. Dunno why they keep putting her in her nightie. She could use the Power of the Pleather Leggings. Pleggings.

Katiekitty Sun 07-Oct-12 20:51:58

Shania's twin wink

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:52:15

Enjoy I'd luff to see her do Jolene! smile

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:52:30

How many of the Judges will start their rumination by saying "based only on what I've seen tonight", how long will Louis pretend to be torn by his decision, how many T's will Tulisa drop.

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:53:18

She's clearly uncomfortable in that outfit. Evidenced by the big tug after the song.

Learn her name showusyerknickers!

McPhee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:53:19

Found it

Thank fuck

GAry in his nookie bear suit again.

She was shit Bazza, you're only lucky it was against Rylan.

Flumpyflumps Sun 07-Oct-12 20:53:59

Cardiac Chris!! Just spilled good rose wine chuckling at this!! This is first x factor I've seen while on MN and it makes I much more entertaining!!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:06

The truff of the ma-er, in the bo-um

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:06

Tulisa's earrings are awful.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:06

Surely Rylan has to go... which would be ace, but will be a first that the crap novelty act goes firstgrin

Is it Ryland or Rylan?

Oh it doesn't matter now.

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:34

LOUIS WILL BOTTLE IT

Flumpyflumps Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:39

IT not I obvs that would be ridonkulous!

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:53

Louis' come dressed as the milk tray man!

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:54:58

Louis, do one sensible thing in your life.

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:00

Lmao bang on with the dragging grin

Louis will be told.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:04

C'mon. It's dead easy. Although you sent Carolynne packing last year...

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:06

Dead lock?!

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:36

Louis has lost his balls!

LET THE WANG DECIDE

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:39

I think Louis has genuinely forgotten what he's doing there

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:46

Get on with it Louis

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:55

He's such a pansy!

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:55:57

Send the girl home.

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:02

Louis you utter fucking cock

The DRAMA. Louis has actual tears. Rylan must be good at something.

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:08

Louis love, make a decision! THat was a bit cruel.

TheregoesBod Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:14

Oh Louis you tease!

sailorsgal Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:15

That was unfair. angry

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:17

I'm actually laughing here

LottieJenkins Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:18

Louis changed his mind the shitbag!!!

MissMogwi Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:32

I had to mute it then, I couldn't take it.blush

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:33

I have just noticed the top of Louis's head is now the same colour as the rest of his hair.

And that wasn't what Louis said firstconfused

Rylan will now stay.

McPhee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:42

Louis you knob

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:46

Bwahahaha

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:46

Oh bollocks.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:55

PMSL

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:56

wtf was that, wanger?

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:56:58

Ooh barrys off in a strop!

Vagaceratops Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:05

has Gary walked off?

Roffling proper here.
Bazza has a flounce. Rylan melts like the wicked witch. Louis will be sent to Coventry.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:07

I don't blame Gary for walking. Louis is a tosser.

What a joke.

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:20

Menkelness.

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:22

Or - oh no! Not bollocks! Rylan through! I thought it was the other way! Stormy Gary!

Jellykat Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:28

Bazzas walked off shock Not surprised though!

Katiekitty Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:28

Ok, who owes me 50p?

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:29

I don't think there should be 4 judges. Either 3 or better an independent judge who doesn't have a category.

Guess what? Rylan(d)'s sobbing....again.

magentastardust Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:33

Even Dermot didn't let Carolyn finish her sentence smile

LottieJenkins Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:33

Gary has walked out..........

AViewfromtheFridge Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:44

Did Gary just leave in protest??

EnjoyGOLDResponsibly Sun 07-Oct-12 20:57:46

Can you hear Rylan keening and wailing off stage

I can't watch Xtra, my heart belongs to Downton.
But then I could do Downton on the plus one.

What to do...

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:12

Funnily enough, I'm delighted. Rylan's so funny !

Well done Louis!

(Word I never thought I'd type.)

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:12

He clearly said he wanted to keep Carolynne- I blame Dermot for being fucking pedantic and asking him who he was sending home instead....

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:14

It isn;t lOuis fault, though. If the public don't like her (and why would they? She's shit) then there is no point in her going through.

mosschops30 Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:21

Ooh loves Barry's strop grin

UltraBOF Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:28

Barry probably just needs a wee before Downton.

Flumpyflumps Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:39

OH MY GOD LOUIS I think Gary is going to actually explode, itv2 here I come

AViewfromtheFridge Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:47

That was the best two minutes of X Factor I've ever seen.

McPhee Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:49

Gary is gonna have Louis shock

Louis you total drama queen....that wasn't exactly a hard choice. It being a singing contest and all that hmm

MissMogwi Sun 07-Oct-12 20:58:50

Wtf Louis you mardarse. grin

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:04

It was shit of both Nicole and Bazza for hassling Louis to make a descion. They should have shut up, IMVHO. Maybe next time, don't ask Louis last?

YouSmegHead Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:19

Oh my god

LotsofDots Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:24

What the Jeff was all that then? FFS Louis. How many weeks are we going to have to see Rylan hyper ventilating? She was very civil afterwards to be fair.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:25

She was shit to be fair

magentastardust Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:34

Carolynne was never going to win it -what is she going to do now for her 18th shot at fame -big brother ?

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:49

Maybe Louis' wangometer has gone for the older man this time? Otherwise, <puzzled to all fuck>

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 20:59:57

PMSL Bof grin

Katie PM me and I'll send you you're 50p our I shall dunno it in a charity tub of your choice when I see it grin

UltraBOF Sun 07-Oct-12 21:00:05

I reckon a producer was screaming in Louis' ear to take it to deadlock. They want Rylan for the entertainment and the press coverage.

dRaahhcula Sun 07-Oct-12 21:00:17

They were both shit. Carolynne would have probably gone next week anyway, as she is not very likeable. I fear we are now stuck with Rylan.

Louis did the right thing. He let the Wang decide. Leave him be. <glares>

Paradisefound Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:03

Well staged bollocks.
Barry leaves show, the cowell returns... Keep watching!

visualarts Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:28

What did gary say to rylan about moving the mike away from his face -i missed it!

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:53

Did you see the unbridled fury from Barry there? The quivering rage?

No me neither.

LadyBeagleEyes Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:54

He did say Carolyne first though.
I don't like either,of them though. Ryland is going to be kept in every week now, just to annoy Gary isn't he?

JennyPiccolo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:57

A producer, well, a guy in a suit, came up and said something to Louis when Shania was warbling away.

Gary is even hotter when he is angry I know I'm the minority

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 21:01:59

Are you all forgetting that Wanger subjected us to Wagner (oh the irony of the names smile) and Jedward?

It was hardly surprising.

MissMogwi Sun 07-Oct-12 21:02:07

I nearly recorded Downton and watched xfactor2, but then I copped on to myself.

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 21:02:25

Neither of them ever stood a chance of winning anyway.

Louis is wet. Best moment was when Shazza chucked water all over him smile

I'm Downtowning it. Til next week.

cardibach Sun 07-Oct-12 21:02:57

Neither of them were ever going to win, so it's a bit academic. It isn;t a singing competition, you know. It's alwasy been about entertainment and Carolynne is neither entertaining or a good singer.

I am watching Bazza strop on Xtra, then zooming to Downton.

Katiekitty Sun 07-Oct-12 21:03:22

PeanutMD - I insist you take that designated 50p and invest it in snacks for next week's debacle.

QuickLookBusy Sun 07-Oct-12 21:03:34

I agree Paradisefound. It'll be all over the front pages tomorrow, exactly what they wanted as their ratings have been awful this year.

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 21:03:42

Visual he said he was glad that Rylan had learned that if he pulled the mic away from his face they didn't have to hear him.

Bit harsh really

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 21:04:28

Ryland will go next week, or pretty soon anyway, as he is shit too. They'll keep on giving him songs in keys which don't suit him, and it'll get too embarrassing to keep saving him.

scaredycat12 Sun 07-Oct-12 21:04:54

Ooh Nicole's personality coming out there - she has sold out picking and backing Rylan to increase her profile as a UK judge and is now saying she can't beleive he's in the bottom 2. and then she shouts down the public in a rather aggressive and condescending manner. That baby voice is not the real her...

BoysBoysBoysAndMe Sun 07-Oct-12 21:04:57

I agree littlemiss grin

So shocked at Louie though!

IAmLouisWalsh Sun 07-Oct-12 21:05:58

Ah well.

Maybe I should NC again...

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:06:00

What was Carolynne's song last night please?

peanutMD Sun 07-Oct-12 21:07:22

Green twas a weird country version of Nicki Minage - Starships

JambalayaCodfishPie Sun 07-Oct-12 21:07:33

Nicole is just rude. She disgusts me. Vile.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:08:25

Thanks peanut.

Oh.

Right.

The mind boggles

AnOldieButNotSoGoody Sun 07-Oct-12 21:08:41

Is it only me then who thought Nicole had that pregnant look then?

You know peaky round the eyes <taps nose>

anoldie either that or she's on something wink

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:09:49

Cockoozer does have a worse voice than Rylan, that is ver true

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 21:12:03

it's true. Cockoozer was even worse.

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sun 07-Oct-12 21:12:30

Ooh Cardiac Chris is a diva! Who'd have thought it?

showtunesgirl Sun 07-Oct-12 21:12:37

Ooh more backstage shit stirring.

visualarts Sun 07-Oct-12 21:14:54

Thanks peanut! Oh well. I rather liked Carolynne's voice....

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 21:15:17

oooh just saw The Wang walking over to Bazza's chair (to apologise?) as the cameras panned out for the ad break. "I was only following orders" didn't work at Nuremburg, matey.

LadyBeagleEyes Sun 07-Oct-12 21:17:02

Oh the shy humble Chris who love's his nan is the biggest Diva backstage.
Who'd have thought it?

BoysBoysBoysAndMe Sun 07-Oct-12 21:25:42

Who's cockoozer?

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 21:27:45

that's why they had to keep Rylan on, then, or this segment would have had to be pulled at the last minute...

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:27:45

Frankie Cocozza, that skank pretendy- Pete Doherty from last year who Barry championed

ommmward Sun 07-Oct-12 21:29:32

cockoozer = Frankie Cocozza from last year.

MmeLindor Sun 07-Oct-12 21:40:37

Can someone summarize please? Just got to Germany and can't make head nor tail out of twitter tanting about XF

HaveALittleFaith Sun 07-Oct-12 21:47:46

In summary: none of them were great, some were alright. Rylan(d) and Carolynne in the bottom two. Showusyourknickers and Barry picked their own acts to stay, Dullisa picked Rylan(d) to go. Louis pissed about for 6 months, said he wanted to keep Carolynne then said 'go to deadlock' She had less votes. But a producer came up and said something to him while she was singing. ?fixed. Barry stormed off!

WipsGlitter Sun 07-Oct-12 21:49:10

Carolyn and Rylan were the final two.
Gary and Nicole saved their own acts.
Tulsa saved Carolyn
Louis couldn't make up his mind, the saved Carolyn the changed his mind and sent it to deadlock
Carolyn went out.
Gary stormed off in a huff.

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:50:20

MmeL Rylan and Carolynne in the bottom two, both pretty poor in the sing off (ok very poor)

Casting vote fell to Louis who dithered and thithered as he does, who then said he wanted to save Carolynne. Dermie asked him to clarify if he was sending Rylan home- Louis then said he was sending it to Deadlock. Carolynne lost. Barry minced off, in disgust.

Oh the drama of it all.

Fairyloo Sun 07-Oct-12 21:50:37

What did diva Chris do? Was Barry on xtra?

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:51:51

Sorry x posted with Have and Wips in a very slow typer- stylee there

GreenEyesAndHam Sun 07-Oct-12 21:53:50

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

MmeLindor Sun 07-Oct-12 21:59:03

Thanks. Loving the descriptions of Barry mincing / storming off

Boths sound plausible

WildWorld2004 Sun 07-Oct-12 22:03:41

Can not believe the result. Rylan is shite. Wtf was nicole thinking confused

Completely agree with gary & the audience. Its a joke.

Jux Sun 07-Oct-12 22:32:41

The whole show's a joke, though, surely, Wildworld?

WildWorld2004 Sun 07-Oct-12 22:34:40

You have a point there Jux. smile

YY good points about Cockoozer being much worse. And remember how Bazza stared at him all misty eyed?
I think they must drug the judges.

YouSmegHead Mon 08-Oct-12 07:05:49

Barry was on Xtra mustering all the rage that he could. Which wasn't very much tbh, I think he'd got past it, as it where. Bit of a wet fart.

Haven't seen this yet but could it because he had spoken to the birthday and had his wings clipped?

chipstick10 Mon 08-Oct-12 08:52:06

Its indicative of the whole set up, insulting the viewers intelligence, playing games with peoples dreams for a headline and ratings, its got Cowells fingerprints all over it.

8.20 tonight, I've just seen, finishing at 10 something. Hardcore.
I'm having Jesus flashbacks.

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 16:00:23

O gawd, Sue- definite Jesus flashbacksshock
Is is to avoid clashing with Strictly, or to make sure scary Rylan is on after the watershed in inappropriate lycra shorts?grin

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 16:06:25

And it's 'Love and Heartbreak' weekhmm- so that could mean anything...

Poor Lucy lost her gran this week- wonder if/what she will sing?

Allegedly, Rylan is doing a 'mash-up' <grrr> including Gangnam style....ok then....

showtunesgirl Sat 13-Oct-12 17:16:00

Who knows? Half of them didn't even do the theme last week anyway!

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 13-Oct-12 18:44:37

O.M.F.G ladies, scroll down this article to see Rylan in his onesie and silver Ugg boots! shock.

I have just choked on my peppermint tea!

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 19:06:16

Eurghhhhhhhhshock 'orrible. Attention seeking loon.

I didn't like her, but really want the audience to chant 'Carolynne was robbed' during his 'performance' term used loosely'

Jux Sat 13-Oct-12 19:15:13

I won't be seeing it tonighSadat I sad about missing it, or relieved at breaking the cycle wink ), as it clashes with Merlin - and frankly, it's no contest. Also dh thinks there's something he wants at 9ish, and there isn't anyone in the line up worth arguing over (especially as dh is cooking).

Am also re-evaluating a certain person, who is quite excessively rich, in light of certain threads. Not sure about adding to the empire.

Jux Sat 13-Oct-12 19:17:19

Gosh, isn't that autocorrect inventive? I have no idea what that was meant to say!

Anyway, have a good evening, all of you. Drink lots!

Are we new fredding? This one'll fill mighty fast.

Rylan looks like someone's big brother has vandalised their Katie Price doll. Shorn hair, marker-pen beard and all.

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 19:39:51

new fred sounds like a plangrin

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 19:40:34

And yes, Rylan def spent too much time with Ms price and wants to be hergrin

Gwan then Raah. You know you want to...

Tuttutitlookslikerain Sat 13-Oct-12 19:43:57

It's freaky how much he looks like Katie Price!

dRaahhcula Sat 13-Oct-12 19:52:17

Sue made me do it...
New Fred -HERE

Katie Price's Freaky Ken Doll. The must have toy this Christmas.

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