Made in Chelsea....

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FannyBrawne Mon 02-Apr-12 13:02:48

.....on again tonight.

Who's watching?

noddyholder Mon 02-Apr-12 16:05:33


angelinterceptor Mon 02-Apr-12 16:08:13

oh yes, its my guilty pleasure

KenDoddsDadsDog Mon 02-Apr-12 16:08:21

Love it. Especially naughty Jamie.

bettybat Mon 02-Apr-12 20:26:04

My DH's gym (the one he works at) will be shown as a scene in a few episodes. He was all blase about it, acting like he didn't care but I was jumping up and down screeching - why didn't you need me do something there that day??!!

They get in the ring and box, apparently - Gabby and someone else (DH was lame about getting their names) but we shall see - maybe it ended up on the cutting room floor sad

MarshaBrady Mon 02-Apr-12 20:26:58

Oh yes

ErikNorseman Mon 02-Apr-12 22:54:03

A boob job party! Oh yes.

NewGirlInTown Tue 03-Apr-12 02:49:31

Suddenly finding Caggie a very unattractive girl, with her nonchalant cruelty tonSpencer, disguised as free spirited ness. And God what a naff tattoo!

akaemmafrost Tue 03-Apr-12 09:19:31

I didn't watch last nights episode as recorded it but am watching MIC Come Dine With Me as we speak. I LOVE MIC, there is not one character I hate they are all so watchable. grin so happy its back!

noddyholder Tue 03-Apr-12 11:49:39

Loving spencer esp when he told caggie the tattoo made him see her differently. She is like a sparker slowly going out her charm is fading! I see a lot of myself in her at that age and it is cringey to watch blush. when her looks start to fade she might gain a few brain cells. Really don't like hugos girlfriend she is like lucy ewing poison dwarf!!

cheesesarnie Tue 03-Apr-12 11:54:55

missed the tattoo silly girl. can never work out if i like cheska or not.
loved mic come dine with me!

LittleBarnOwl Tue 03-Apr-12 12:01:47

Love MIC, but was Hugo's girlfriend wearing her hair in a banana clip?! Are they back in?

Wonder if Prof Green will turn up. (saddo)

ShatnersBassoon Tue 03-Apr-12 12:05:49

That tattoo could easily be changed from J to S. I've watched Miami Ink more than once, I know about these things.

feuerandwasser Tue 03-Apr-12 12:10:18

I didn't realise it was back this week! (off to 4od post haste)

dontagreewithit Tue 03-Apr-12 13:06:38

I used to really want Spencer & Caggy to get together, but now I think he is better off without her and should just forget her. She is a vacuous, spoilt idiot.

akaemmafrost Tue 03-Apr-12 13:49:47

I ADORE Spencer. Considering how despised he was in the first series (there were a few threads on it I believe grin) he had really turned it around.

If you get the chance to watch MIC Come Dine With Me, then I highly recommend it, is as funny as the series and Mark-Francis is a total gem in it.

akaemmafrost Tue 03-Apr-12 13:50:45

Oh and Spencer is far too good for Caggy now, he is punching well below his weight with her.

porcamiseria Tue 03-Apr-12 15:24:00

loved it!!

why is gabrielle trying to take binky away from cheska?
are Hugos GFs tits real? I suspect not
Caggie is a bitch to Spencer, he is realising

feuerandwasser Tue 03-Apr-12 17:32:49

Hugo's girlfriend was not particularly to watch I think.

MrsCampbellBlack Tue 03-Apr-12 17:36:23

God I hate Hugo with his 'oh my new girlfriend is so clever and so beautiful not like my ex' - just mean. And we all know he'll be shagging around in a couple of weeks.

Agree Caggie is horrid - am sure she leaves soon.

I like Louise - would like to see her back with Spencer.

It made a welcome splash of lightness after Silent Witness last night.

Hugo is in total denial. She (his gf) is a 65 year old in a 25 year old body.

MrsCampbellBlack Tue 03-Apr-12 17:44:04

Am sure I read in the DM she was a model but seriously she's about 5ft nothing - so what type of model hmm

MarshaBrady Tue 03-Apr-12 17:44:12

Church blonde is funny.

dontagreewithit Tue 03-Apr-12 23:06:14

Dd told me that Caggy is only in it for the first 2 episodes this series. Let's hope so.

akaemmafrost Tue 03-Apr-12 23:13:32

Now you see I do find her entertaining to watch so hopefully she has not gone for good. Next week looks good, I would have thought it would take a lot to rile Jamie up.

twinkle1010 Wed 04-Apr-12 16:10:30

Ok so Im new to this MIC and have no idea which one is Jamie!
Anthing I need to know in order to continue watching and become obsessed?

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 04-Apr-12 18:01:25

Jamie is the miniature blonde, heir to McVities. Lots of fun.

akaemmafrost Wed 04-Apr-12 18:14:51

"It's not a party! It's a Pardee!!" grin I love him.

bettybat Wed 04-Apr-12 21:38:23

I love MIC but I can't stand all the fur wearing. It makes me feel a bit ill to look at/think about. Self-entitled bitches.

Other than that, love for all the reasons people have posted so far! Cannot believe Caggie and her Ozzie fling! I used to really cringe at Spencer because he was so possessive of her, but that tattoo is just shock

oneofsuesylvesterscheerios Mon 09-Apr-12 23:31:16

On again tonight, watching E4+1 now.

Hugo's new dolly girlfriend is so awful she's compelling viewing. He is a total prick around her, evangelical in his adoration. Lucy Ewing is a good call.

I read somewhere (probably in The New Statesman I expect) that Spencer gets back with Weez.

Victoria is like the Screaming Skull.
I need to see more Binky.

akaemmafrost Tue 10-Apr-12 00:19:18

What a TOOL Spence is being to Jamie! Mind you that Kimberly tossing her head round like a show pony is not worth them falling out over.

Rosie - complete bitch <<gavel>>

Millie needs to get Professor Green to make an appearance, that would be BRILLIANT!

Cheska needs to let nutty Gabs have that blonde bloke as Cheska and he look like twins.

Mark Francis, brilliant as always grin

I think Hugos girlfriend was quite sweet to go over to Caggie and Millie and she looked very uncomfortable at Rosie and Victorias bitching.

Best think on tv atm, fact!

oneofsuesylvesterscheerios Tue 10-Apr-12 00:39:13

Yes, actually, I take back some of what i said about Natalie. She was actually very nice at the bar whilst Rosie and Furry-face Anorexic Victoria were being vile about Caggy & Millie.

Rosie is a complete biyatch

bettybat Tue 10-Apr-12 12:47:04

I completely missed what Rosie and Victoria said about Caggie and Millie - just caught them giggling in an evil way, until Natalie started to look uncomfortable and went over. Does anybody remember?

Thought Natalie conducted herself very well - it must have taken a lot of guts to say hello to Millie (who looked fabulous in that hat!) and she had the decency to look very uncomfortable with Rosie and Victoria. Those two bring me out in cold sweats - it's just like being back at school again with the incredibly bitchy, awful girls making your life a misery of uncertainty and paranoia!

Haha. It's just a TV show, it's just a TV show...

akaemmafrost Tue 10-Apr-12 12:54:01

Victoria said "what the fuck is Caggie wearing, looks like she has just been to bootcamp" and Rosie was less overt but making little comments about Millie. Horrible girls.

bettybat Tue 10-Apr-12 12:58:18

Thanks akaemmafrost! They are horrible girls...the kind to giggle when you walk in a room, hands over mouths, and keep looking over at you. Urgh.

bettybat Tue 10-Apr-12 13:03:15

Oh and I kind of got the impression that hair-flicky Kimberly was the straw that broke camel's back re Jamie and Spencer. They'd been setting it up all episode - Spencer "allowed" Jamie to take Louise out, Spencer could have Louise back any time he wanted which is why it ended up not working out with Louise and Jamie, Hugo and Proudfoot (god, that name!) talking in the bar about Spencer snapping his fingers at Jamie...

I hate the way Spencer is so proprietary of girls, like possessions. The way he said (of Kimberly) "if you bring it to the flat, she's fair game". Eurgh. Nasty Spencer. He was always so horribly possessive of Caggie, he's just kind of gross really.

porcamiseria Tue 10-Apr-12 13:37:16

AGREE, Hugos GF was alopt better last night. But she is NOT posh I can tell eloquotion (sic!) lessons when I hear them

Mark Francis is def my fave , and wierdly jamie is growing on me, with his cross bless him!!!!

Hate Gabrielle, is blonde-flick man her ex then?

Caggie is getting less attractive no?

Nyac Tue 10-Apr-12 15:53:28

I'm fascinated by this programme. Is any of it real, because some of the acting if it is is quite good. Also, if it's not real, why are they all playing themselves?

cheesesarnie Tue 10-Apr-12 20:12:40

ofcourse its real <shhhh>

Mummalish Tue 10-Apr-12 21:48:30

Where can u find MIC Come Dine? I missed that.

Gabriella freaks me out a bit, dont know why.

porcamiseria Wed 11-Apr-12 13:38:14

gabriell fraks me out too, I do NOT like her

serajen Wed 11-Apr-12 13:40:47

weird jaw, that Gabrielle

bettybat Wed 11-Apr-12 13:50:30

She was even weirder about her Ollie look-alikes in her "music video" hmm

ggirltwin2pinot Wed 11-Apr-12 15:37:21

Have just caught up on 4oD.

Has Cheska had a perm?
God Rosie is so unlikeable but agree am loving Jamie and Binky at the moment. We need more Binky.

thefudgeling Wed 11-Apr-12 20:41:58

Naughty Spencer <I loves it>.

warmandwooly Sat 14-Apr-12 20:51:43

I love it.

warmandwooly Mon 16-Apr-12 21:15:19

Looking forward to watching it tomoz on 4OD!
Did you know that Caggie's mum is a well known feminist/feminst lecturer I think.

Spencer was on last weeks 10 O Clock live!

akaemmafrost Mon 16-Apr-12 23:42:45

OMFG! Professor Green!!!! grin

porcamiseria Tue 17-Apr-12 09:33:38

love this series! spencer is losing everything
hate Gabrielle though

and as for Rosie and bitch face! miaow

MrsCampbellBlack Tue 17-Apr-12 16:19:50

Rosie and her crony are horrid but the glamour intern story is laughable. Because of course they'd be so wanting to work there rather than vogue hmm And Millie must make a living from being photographed in her underwear surely . . .

I really like Jamie - he is so sweet.

Bored of Cheska and Gabs though.

sunnyday123 Tue 17-Apr-12 16:32:50

love jamie - yum!

akaemmafrost Tue 17-Apr-12 17:45:45

Oh I quite like the Cheska/Gabs thing. Gabs is just SUCH a loon, again. She must be getting paid much more than the others to keep being to be the series nutter grin.

Love Jamie, if Louise chooses Spencer over him she wants her head examining.

I was just so excited to see Prof Green in it. I love him and Millie as a couple.

Hate Rosie and her Big Bug Eyes but I can't help but laugh at her mate Victoria who makes no apologies at all for an utter unashamed bitch. She is the female Mark-Francis.

Richard - dull
Kimberley - dull
Mad Gemma - not sure yet

Living Hugo and Victoria suddenly being the MIC relationship gurus to everyone having been together for about three months grin.

akaemmafrost Tue 17-Apr-12 17:46:42

Agreeing not being
Loving not living

Bloody predictive text!

DialsMavis Tue 17-Apr-12 22:23:21

Thanks for the tip about the CDWM special, might slope off to bed and watch that in a minute. I make DP watch MIC every week, he says its against his will but he always comes and sits obediently! Jamie's country house in the last series was just hired. DP worked there another show, he said it is ever so naice, but definitely not Jamie's.

Hullygully Tue 17-Apr-12 22:25:56


Love Kimberly the Christian Virgin

Hullygully Tue 17-Apr-12 22:26:38

Rosie has not become evil evil and in cahoots with Screaming Skull (who is actually 62 trufax)

DialsMavis Tue 17-Apr-12 22:28:29

Screaming Skull is fascinating

DialsMavis Tue 17-Apr-12 22:29:21

Kimberley "oh the girl with the amazing, fantastic figure"

Hullygully Tue 17-Apr-12 22:35:15

SS has the teeth of a bulimic

TreesDogsBooks Tue 17-Apr-12 23:05:38

Millie's family invented quality street! I love finding out how they are all so rich.

bettybat Wed 18-Apr-12 07:44:31

And I love the way they say they invented chocolate, or Jamie's family invented biscuits because they're McVities (or something).

Screaming Skull brings me out in cold sweats, she's just so strange. She's talks in such a strange way and I feel like she'd not only stab me in the back with catty remarks but actually...stab me in the back with something, you know?

Rosie, from the get go, was such a shady, shady, shady girl...she just oozes duplicity and leech like behaviour.

Does anyone remember from Season One when I think - was it Cheska who reviewed Amber's work in a blog or something? Wonderful annoying Cheska who is such an antidote to these gossipy witchy girls with her refreshing openness and amber cut her down with her death stare? Hahaha, poor Cheska.

sunnyday123 Wed 18-Apr-12 08:48:05

who is screaming skull???? - is it Rosies mate who made the catty remark to Millie bout having 'real job' at glamour?

daisyrain Wed 18-Apr-12 08:55:22

Oh my, I love this show smile

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 18-Apr-12 12:37:43

Rosie is dobby isn't she?

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 18-Apr-12 12:38:51

Cheska is just like something out of Jilly Cooper with her hair and her dogs - can just imagine eating only grapefruit and vodka for 7 days to lose weight

noddyholder Wed 18-Apr-12 12:41:43

Millie in that underwear envy Unbelievable body. hate hate hate kimberley and not keen on Spencers new persona he is an arse. Love Jamie and like the new mad one

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 12:41:59

I like Cheska and Binky tho.

Why has Spenny (Spenny!!) turned into such an utter cunt?

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 12:42:20

Doesn't Richard have odd hair?

noddyholder Wed 18-Apr-12 12:43:13

Love binky Not keen on gabriella. She really over reacts to everything. I love Proudlock think he is my new fave Where is caggie she HAS to come back

noddyholder Wed 18-Apr-12 12:43:44

Don't like richard either grin Yes he is odd and who does he fancy?

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 12:49:58

Gabriella is odd, the trouble is she also looks so odd and it's very hard not to be influenced.

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 12:50:14

Proudlock the Christian

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 18-Apr-12 12:51:32

Richard is Richard Clayderman's son surely.

I do think Millie is utterly stunning

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 12:53:16

Hugo and Natalie are THE MOST BORING PAIR EVER

And yy she is like Lucy Ewing the poison dwarf

MarshaBrady Wed 18-Apr-12 13:21:58

Spencer is morphing into a British actor that does Kings (Shakespeare?) with a chubby face and closely trimmed facial hair. Can't remember the name.

Jamie is looking lovelier and nicer.

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 13:27:44

yy Jamie is really quite sweet if ravingly inarticulate.

Francis remains a puzzle

MarshaBrady Wed 18-Apr-12 13:32:30

Poor Francis gets picked on by the meanies.

Hullygully Wed 18-Apr-12 13:33:29

yy funny how they (Rosie, SS and Mark-Arseness) don't realise how awful and spiteful they sound.

noddyholder Wed 18-Apr-12 13:33:30

I love francis he is very funny. Hugo is so smug with the funny little munchkin girlfriend!

suburbandream Wed 18-Apr-12 13:34:53

I heart Jamie, hope he gets together with Louise! Poor Francis, I felt sorry for him but I do love Mark Francis, his attempt at a cabbie impression was hilarious! I am wondering where Evil Amber is, I am almost missing her smile

noddyholder Wed 18-Apr-12 13:35:37

I think Jamie is going to get his heart broken sad

ggirltwin2pinot Wed 18-Apr-12 13:41:08

just watched 3rd episode..brilliant

millie is gorgeous but she never moves her face much , hardly ever see her top teeth

who are you referring to being screaming skull?? gabriella or other weird one who hangs out with rosie here

ggirltwin2pinot Wed 18-Apr-12 13:44:53

yy to Jamie being unable to string a coherent sentence together

when he was at Victoria's door I;m sure he said something like
'I would say it if I didn't mean it"

he is v sweet tho

TartyMcFarty Wed 18-Apr-12 16:01:58

Screaming Skull is Victoria, aka Exquisite Cake. Even Rosie has the good grace to look uncomfortable about her bitching.

Spencer - what a twat.

Looked from the preview that Richard was going for Gabriella, might just be tricksy editing though.

MarshaBrady Wed 18-Apr-12 16:03:21

He better be going for Cheska. She deserves it.

They could have lovely big haired blonde children. Little lion cubs with a strong good chin.

suburbandream Wed 18-Apr-12 17:40:17

I hope Cheska finds love too, I think she is gorgeous.

MarshaBrady Wed 18-Apr-12 17:48:48

I know, sometimes really gorgeous. Especially when smiling at Richard when he said I like someone.

oneofsuesylvesterscheerios Wed 18-Apr-12 22:41:04

Arf at Richard, son of Richard

He'd blimmin well better not be stringing Cheska along. It's an absolute impossibility that he would choose Fun Sponge Gabby over her. I loved the scene in the bar with Binky trying hard to remember her lines and then the mentallistic row over Richard ("I slept with him twice. It was an INTENSE 3 weeks"). Everything involved with a 3-week, 2-shag alliance is embarrassingly disastrous. Why only twice? First time awful, second time just to confirm? When in the 3 week period? We need to know!

Spencer is being a bellend. With a jacket to prove it.
What was that thing he was wearing when he rang Jamie? Looked like a leather jacket with flared sleeved and piping details.

SS has taken over from Axis of Evil (whom I miss terribly).
SS is the Core of Malevolence (TM)

porcamiseria Thu 19-Apr-12 09:19:48

I felt bad for kimberley when spenser was perving (are you a virgin, why the sexy dresses) yeuch

I thought the same about glamour, surely vogue/tatler/H&Q for the girls no?

we need caggie to defend millie

how EVIL was scary skull!!!! love the bulimic teeth comment

noddyholder Thu 19-Apr-12 09:53:51

Glamour mag is very 'in' with them They don't see themselves as old school sloane like tatler harpers etc hence the urban bf (prof green)

Hullygully Thu 19-Apr-12 09:55:23

ooo yes Millie's bittaruff - what is that about?

porcamiseria Thu 19-Apr-12 10:09:48

grazia then, noone reads glamour!!!

MarshaBrady Thu 19-Apr-12 10:16:59

Who is Prof Green. Is he someone?

MarshaBrady Thu 19-Apr-12 10:23:58

Yes it's interesting all that £ and it's the arts, fashion and media they want to access. Which, aside from getting rent paid, it doesn't help them. They still have to be good at it.

bettybat Thu 19-Apr-12 13:25:18

I'd love Porf Green as my urban/tattooed/east London bit of ruff. He's signed to Mike Skinner's (The Streets) label. I wouldn't say I fancy fancy him but he definitely fulfills the bittaruff daydream adequately. He's also kinda tortured, in a fanciable kind of way.

bettybat Thu 19-Apr-12 13:25:40

Prof, not Porf - GOD!

suburbandream Thu 19-Apr-12 13:27:18

I had great fun teasing DH that Millie met Prof Green through Chloe Green, who was in fact his sister grin He totally fell for it!!

MarshaBrady Thu 19-Apr-12 13:31:57


It makes me like her more. A great figure, is gorgeous just needs to tone down the mono palette make up and move her face a bit.

Good on her for seeing someone outside their group.

noddyholder Thu 19-Apr-12 13:53:21

I love the make up grin!

Hullygully Thu 19-Apr-12 13:54:35


I am going to google Prof Green

It's time to shoot me

Hullygully Thu 19-Apr-12 13:56:39

Ah, he's fameuse I see.

bettybat Thu 19-Apr-12 14:00:15

When Millie was helping Caggie on Come Dine With Me, she was much more entertaining and alive. They all were. Why can't they be like that in MIC, instead of all this po-faced scripting?

You know that Screaming Skull and Rosie would be just as bitchy regardless.

Hullygully Thu 19-Apr-12 14:09:39

They have made the Classic Mistake of thinking they are funny when they are simply narsty.


porcamiseria Thu 19-Apr-12 23:36:09

prof green. hmmm . i think we can safely say that relationship wont last

FYI fellow mic watchers....dh walked past Louise and Spencer together this afternoon...on their own!!!! Poor Jamie.

akaemmafrost Fri 20-Apr-12 20:40:52

Noooooooooo sad poor Jamie.

I think Prof Green and Millie make a lovely couple and WILL last <<defiant>>!

Poor Jamie, that is a bit sly of her, I believed her when she said she felt nothing for Spencer. He is a slimeball.

MarshaBrady Fri 20-Apr-12 20:52:18

Oh no! Not Spencer. noo

ErikNorseman Sun 22-Apr-12 13:31:36

Louise totes wants spencer back. Millie has Botox I reckon, her face is sooo frozen. She is gorgeous though. Virgin Kim is in the rags for actually having a live in Boyf.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 22-Apr-12 13:35:54

I saw that too (Daily Fail)
Has Caggie gone now? Screaming skull and Rosie are so nasty.

Mummalish Sun 22-Apr-12 21:09:52

I love this thread, have never laughed so much....Amber Axis of Evilsmile.

Richard is after Virgin Kimberly I have found out.

Fun Killer (Gabriella) winds me up beyond belief. I think it's her psycho-ness. And her jaw/teeth/mouth combination.

I am warming to little Lucy Ewing. Am hoping she's from a nice working class background, despite the plum in her mouth.

Starwisher Mon 23-Apr-12 21:31:18

<squeals with delight>

i found the MIC thread!

Did anyone see Francis flashing his bollox in the newpaper today? Sums him up perfectly

oh, and good christian new girl actually was not single at all. Very devious....

DialsMavis Mon 23-Apr-12 22:19:45

Was that Axis of Evil I just saw?!

Starwisher Mon 23-Apr-12 22:23:16

Oh is it on now? All caught up with mumsnet

<rushes off>

noddyholder Mon 23-Apr-12 23:19:40

Yeh for jamie!

MarshaBrady Mon 23-Apr-12 23:31:24

Phew! Good one, loved the phone call bit.

Starwisher Mon 23-Apr-12 23:48:52

Aww poor Cheska, didnt see it coming he liked the new girl

Hmm, Jamie / Louise/ Spencer thing still seems unfinshed bussiness....

Starwisher Mon 23-Apr-12 23:49:26

P.s Rosie is such a cow!

TreesDogsBooks Tue 24-Apr-12 00:01:05

I loved the phone call bit too. Got strangely nervous/excited. Must get out more. I do hope Louise stays with Jamie despite rumours of her now being with spencer.

bettybat Tue 24-Apr-12 06:43:52

That boxing gym at the beginning where Gabby and Binky were in a ring punching pads - that's where my DH works. Apparently relocated to Knightsbridge wink

I was so annoyed with Spencer - arrogant "I can get her back anytime I like" - he treats girls like possessions. But I had no idea they went out for 2 and a half years...that's not insignificant! Poor Jamie...I fear it won't end well...

bettybat Tue 24-Apr-12 06:44:57

Oh and Gabby's singing in that "brrrgrrr" kind of way seems to accentuate her wonky jaw.

redmayneslips Tue 24-Apr-12 09:46:31

God, I can't stand Spencer, he is SO up his own arse! And he is ugly! I am developing an unexpected soft spot for Jamie though...he is very sweet. I really hope Louise doesn't mess him around. Hugo is being unbearable this season, so smug. And Millie's phleghmy gravelly voice does my head in - clear your throat woman and move your top lip.

Isn't kimberley really thick? And very horsey looking? Can't believe they all fancy her???

I am very addicted to this show though, love it grin

porcamiseria Tue 24-Apr-12 09:57:51

it was cracking last night, cracking

but a tad overacted (yes I know its not real)

Little Lucy ewing , I really hope she brings her friends in and they are common as muck!

v dsappointed re Millie asking Hugo for drink (I know....not real, not real)

I actually hurt watching gabrielle, its really painful, did you se her in the spot product ad!!!

ErikNorseman Tue 24-Apr-12 09:59:26

To be fair to Kimberly though, she hasn't actually dated any of them. She agreed to see spencer and Richard as friends only didn't she? Loved Richard getting knocked back, har har. I love cheska

I can't watch Gabrielle!!! Ugh!!! And spencer is an arrogant tosser. Love Jamie he is such a sweetie I love ollie and cheska too but where was binky!!!

Starwisher Tue 24-Apr-12 10:03:27

Binky was beating up Gabreilla at the beginning wink

I think Binky is gorgeous, I dont know why she rarely seems to get asked out by anyone

Starwisher Tue 24-Apr-12 10:06:57

To all those who dont like Spencer....

Looks like he might have jepordised his chances of appearing again if this is true...

MarshaBrady Tue 24-Apr-12 10:09:00

Ah here you all are the morning analysis grin

It was cracking.

I said to dh during the intensity of the phone off. 'Someone in rl (ie from mn) saw spencer and Louise together so...' He spluttered it's not real. But the kissing must be real.

Yes that product ad!

DialsMavis Tue 24-Apr-12 11:40:00

DP came home from work half way through last nights episode and serendipitouslly came out with the old "I've unexpectedly got to fly to Edinburgh tomorrow for work" line. I have explained I know exactly what he is up to (clearly going to tell Louise he has strong feelings for her) and that a) he is too late as Spenny and 'the boy' have beaten him to it, and b) Louise wouldn't even entertain the idea of anyone as common as him anyway. grin wink

DialsMavis Tue 24-Apr-12 11:45:01

Ooh gosh, Spenny has been a norty boy, hasn't he?

NicknameTaken Tue 24-Apr-12 12:40:30

How I love Ollie. He is so pretty and so gloriously pointless.

porcamiseria Tue 24-Apr-12 12:42:17

lol at Dials DH!!

DialsMavis Tue 24-Apr-12 12:59:54

He is denying everything at present, but I have seen enough relationship threads on MN to know that they always do initially shock

MarshaBrady Tue 24-Apr-12 13:07:30

grin Dials

noddyholder Tue 24-Apr-12 13:24:29

Highlight of the week for me tv wise! Jamie is lovely Loved Ollies jumper last night. Cheska so irritating but loved her dog. I miss caggie though she was tv gold with her pouting.

porcamiseria Tue 24-Apr-12 13:47:30

millie NEEDS caggie to stick up for her, everyone else hates her!

In fact (I know its not real) I think Millie got a raw deal

I like her fuck ups and upsets too reminds me of me

ohhh yeahhh I just finished watching it, so pleased that she chose Jamie but concerned about why her and Spencer were on their own!? Dh was looking for his phone to take a pic when they crossed the road, wish he'd got the evidence. He also saw Chloe Green recently too and now thinks one day that he might actually get to be in MIC.

I like Millie too, Rosie is a nasty little witch who is making herself look very jealous.

DialsMavis Tue 24-Apr-12 16:18:52

Yes, what were they doing together?! Your DH needs to do dome concerted stalking Strawberry. I was on the Kings rd /sloane square recently and spent the entire time furtively looking around in case I spotted some of the cast. SIL lives quite near Battersea park, I think I feel a visit is in order, she hasn't see her niece and nephew for a few weeks. I couldn't believe how tiny Louise was when they were all stood up at the party.

full info from dh - they were walking down Oxford Street in the pouring rain, Louise was covering her head with her fur waistcoat and Spencer called her a yeti in a very posh voice. They then crossed the road. That is all.

DialsMavis Tue 24-Apr-12 19:19:31

Poor Jamie sad, he may be a but dim for Louise though

bounty007 Tue 24-Apr-12 19:42:42

Love, love, love it... haven't seen this weeks yet, but can't get enough of it! Glad others are as hooked!

I watched this on catchup until 1.30 am after the little teasers on here. I don't trust Louise one bit.

Just read the other posts, should have done that first. blush

QueenKong Tue 24-Apr-12 20:01:07

Phew, I've found you.

This series has been vair dull so far. Not sure why 'local friend with benefits' Weez has suddenly captured the hearts of Chelsea. Caggie must have broken Spencer because he is now behaving like a total cunt (to quote Hully) towards everyone. I predict some sort of breakdown later on in the series, and maybe a few lines of Gabriella's "you gotta fiiiiiggt, for looooove" to try and win the Cagster back. Speaking of which, why oh why is Gabriella happy enough to be portrayed as the local lunatic? You'd think after the first 2 series she might have cottoned on to the scriptwriters' editors' casting plan for her.

I did feel embarrassed for her when she was singing, it was awkward.

vjg13 Tue 24-Apr-12 21:23:43

Tabloid story today that Spencer may be out for being seen snorting coke at a party shock

failingfast Wed 25-Apr-12 15:00:38

I've just caught up with this and I've got a really dumb question to ask...

Is is all completely unreal? Is it just a soap opera or do their lives carry on as they are on screen beyond the call of 'cut!'? I don't get it. I understand if it's a soap, I understand if it's real life, but I don't understand if it's all pretend but pretending to be real.

I told you it was a dumb question. I like to believe it's real smile

I despised Jamie when he first appeared during the last series but I really really like him now. I agree the phone thing was great and I loved it when he and Weez got together at the end smile

NicknameTaken Wed 25-Apr-12 15:17:29

I'm sure someone will know better than I do, as I find it a bit confusing, and frankly I'd rather watch it if it was a proper documentary. It's scripted, but presumably the script-writers take "inspiration" from stuff they'd do in real-life. I imagine the script-writers play fast and loose with what the characters really do on a day-to-day basis, but there's some grounding in leisure pursuits/social circles etc.

I wonder how the participants manage to hold on to their own sense of reality when the cameras stop rolling. Must feel weird. How would you know you're being authentic any more, even to yourself?

TartyMcFarty Thu 26-Apr-12 20:23:36

Oh why oh why does Spencer insist on pissing all over Jamie's territory? It's such bizarre 9 year old girl behaviour.

And I think Binky has become a twat, tbh. No real sense of loyalty towards anyone. Think I went off her when she started spending time with Spencer.

superwomanisamyth Fri 27-Apr-12 14:49:24

Love this series. Thank goodness Caggie has p* off. God I was so sick of her. I think she is sooo boring. I'm beginning to be rather interested in Proudlock as I don't get his act at all. What the hell is he about?
Love Francis forever. Binky apparently has a boyfriend in real life so a bit sidelined as not keen to date on the show. I'm so addicted!!

I am weirdly obsessed with interested in proudlock.
I agree, just what is his game? The earring too, what's that about? He is strangely enigmatic.

Dozer Fri 27-Apr-12 22:51:41

Why don't jamie and spencer just shag each other? Instead of competing over women they clearly don't really like or respect and getting off on it.

mycatsaysach Fri 27-Apr-12 23:43:51

oh blimey i am getting drawn into this show and dragging dd with me too

i quite fancy spencer and i have yet to see the mythical proudlock although his name has been mentioned a few times

DialsMavis Mon 30-Apr-12 13:29:21

DP has gone to Edinburgh again- until Fri this time shock. So, it looks like he has been sucked in & Weez is dicking him around too! Strawberry if your DH sees her with a handsome yet skinny 35 year old, who could do with a haircut, -please let me know and I will change the locks...grin

porcamiseria Tue 01-May-12 08:43:25

it was crap last night. quite enjoyed Milly and Hugo GF making "friends"

I think Hugo is really handsome, sad I know.

I luff Hugo.....and Proudlock blush I do not luff all, and the way he said that Jamie and Louise would last 3 weeks, and he could have her whenever he wanted! Although....from the clip for next week it looks like he might be right angry

bettybat Tue 01-May-12 10:30:31

Spencer sounded like such a weird stalker last night: she can say and think whatever she likes, but I know how she really feels.

Yeah Spence, that's what psycho obsessive stalker/kidnappers say too hmm

I don't get his sudden desire for Louise...funny how Caggie's not around and suddenly he's so in love. Didn't he string Louise on all last season in the hope of snagging Caggie, and even Louise said when Caggie's around there's no room for anyone else.

TBH if Louise is foolish enough to fall for Spencer's lines, she deserves all she gets when Caggie comes back and she is inevitably dropped by Spencer. Poor Jamie sad

akaemmafrost Tue 01-May-12 12:19:39

Right, caught up, had two episodes on Sky plus.

Richard is growing on me. He is so sweet and confused by all the shenanigans of Mad Gabs, Cheska and Ollie.

Louise WTF? she is not even that pretty <<shallow emoticon>> and when she was snogging Jamie at the end of last week, did you notice there was no body contact, just suctioned at the lips?

Spencer seems bitter and unhappy, he'll meet a girl pretty soon and make her utterly miserable by taking all his frustrations about Caggie and Weez out on her. I think he has clear abuser potential.

Millie, more Prof Green please. I love her.

Rosie could never redeem herself in my eyes, ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside.

Ollie is NOT gay.

ggirl Tue 01-May-12 12:24:55

Christ the way the boys speak to each other in posh/street all 'bwoy' this and 'bwoy' that ...they sound utter twats desperately trying to sound cool

bettybat Tue 01-May-12 12:40:33

^ I hate it, it makes me cringe, and I might be completely unreasonable but it reminds me of some kind of master and manservant/old Etonian thing going on in its overtones. Eurgh!

BlondeBluebird Tue 01-May-12 12:47:11

I love Mark Francis..I find him hilarious..

akaemmafrost Tue 01-May-12 12:50:52

He's the best, I grew to love him last season when he lay prostrate and almost in tears on the sofa for the majority of it because his Italian Housekeeper was away and he couldn't cope without her grin he is so funny.

noUggscuse Tue 01-May-12 16:50:20

I too love Mark Francis! Especially when he goes shopping and then gets his staff to pay at the till! Too posh to actually pay for things. Spencer sounds like a conceited twat, and Hugo looks so smug. Also love Proudlock and Jaime. Hope Jaime doesn't suffer too much when Louise breaks his heart.

I realise I shouldn't enjoy this show as much as I do - my guilty pleasure! Just love checking out the venues they go to. Reminds me of my pre children days ...

mycatsaysach Tue 01-May-12 19:13:51

yh i agree about spencer - my crush on him is over

love ollie though - he is hilarious

seems to be on tv all the time - is it the last series being rep on e4 after glee in the mornings?

MizK Tue 01-May-12 21:21:37

Ooh fellow MIC fans.... I am so ashamed to love it but I truly do

My faves are Binky, Cheska, Ollie (obvs) Jamie and Louise.
Villains are def Rosie, Victoria and epic bellend Spencer. Oh and Gabriella, I just can't with her.
I like Millie to look at but she seems completely vacant, v weird.

Anyone else feel weirdly invested in Jamie and Louise yet certain that she will fall prey to Spencer's oily charms?

mizu Wed 02-May-12 23:08:04

Just posted on another thread and then found this one.

Just watched latest on 4oD. I too didn't particularly like Jamie in the last series but he has really grown on me. Really want him and Louise to work out but doubt it will. Spenser is vile and just has this smug look ALL the time, just awful how he said something like, Jamie can have her for a bit but i have always got a hold on her....! I love MIC, DH refuses to watch it so i watch it in unadulterated bliss on my own.

DialsMavis Wed 02-May-12 23:22:51

DP says he hates it, but he always comes dutifully to watch it when I summon him, he then complains and laughs in equal measure & shouts at the TV, calling them all cunts

QueenKong Thu 03-May-12 14:20:21

Where is Francis Boule CEO? Not enough of him so far this series. He is the star of the show and I miss his misguided attempts at wooing the ladies (remember him skateboarding into a restaurant in series 1?) and bumbling ways.

Spencer is a fucking sociopath. Seriously, look at the pleasure he is getting from screwing over his 'bwoy'.

Adored Ollie and Richard's trip to a gay club. Richard is so posh he can't actually talk. But poor Ollie, getting the brush off on roller skates. sad

Also, did anyone see Gabriella's advert for spot cream in the break? Poor lass, she'll be known forever as the lunatic with acne.

TartyMcFarty Thu 03-May-12 19:54:58

The gay club scene - <cer-inge!>

TreesDogsBooks Thu 03-May-12 22:58:16

Francis had been suspended for something or other. Turning up late I think. I miss him muchlysad

starlight36 Fri 04-May-12 23:05:43

Am I only the one thinking Proudlock was a little smug pointing out to Jamie how much 'Weez' was clocking Spencer?

ggirl Fri 04-May-12 23:20:17

ooh anyone see them on chatty man tonight?

millie's completely tangoed

TreesDogsBooks Sat 05-May-12 00:02:49

Yes I saw them. I think I'm a little bit in love with jamieblush Millie did look a little overdone but she is still gorgeous-clearly doesn't eat lots of quality street!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 05-May-12 10:43:27

Just catching up on T4. How nasty is Spencer about Jamie and Louise?

DialsMavis Sun 06-May-12 20:07:42

Dp has committed a MIC related sin that may well be cause for to leave the bastard! He has just told me that he found out yesterday that someone he has been working with every week for months also works on MIC. He failed to ask for any information whatsoever shock. DP was working on a football show yesterday and he did say Binky was in the crowd at the FA cup final and she looked quite pissed...

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 06-May-12 20:32:08

Leave the bastard. Unless he can get a webchat sorted with Jamie.

DialsMavis Sun 06-May-12 20:50:35

He acted like he didn't know who Binky was and didn't mention he watches under sufferance every week. It was his last week working with the other guy this week, so very little chance of me being able to manipulate him to asking for gossip another time.

ErikNorseman Mon 07-May-12 22:36:38

Anyone else totes bored with this series?

bettybat Mon 07-May-12 22:38:07

When the hell has it been hot or dry enough in London for them to be swimming and sunbathing in Hampstead Heath?!

DialsMavis Mon 07-May-12 22:47:55

It must have been that week in March when it was gorgeous... Poor Jamie BTW sad

ErikNorseman Mon 07-May-12 22:59:06

Ugh spencer you cunt!

ErikNorseman Mon 07-May-12 22:59:36

And Louise too obvs

DialsMavis Mon 07-May-12 23:01:48

A right bunch of cunts....

bettybat Mon 07-May-12 23:03:05

Oh god that was awful...that moment when Francis told him sad

bettybat Mon 07-May-12 23:06:05

Oh and also - the minute Caggie is back off her "tour", Spencer will drop Louise like a hot potato.

All of their friends were basically telling them not to...Hugo most honestly, it has to be said. And this is from the people who usually have little to no opinion on anything!

starlight36 Mon 07-May-12 23:06:36

Poor Jamie. Not sure which is worse - receiving the news or receiving it from inarticulate Francis?

failingfast Mon 07-May-12 23:09:35

But never mind that your girlfriend's cheated on you, at least the ftse's up. Woohoo!! grin

akaemmafrost Mon 07-May-12 23:33:11

Oh I haven't watched it yet but couldn't resist checking out the thread.

I now officially hate Spencer and Louise if they did that to sweet Jamie. Pair of twats angry.

QueenKong Tue 08-May-12 09:48:02

I luff Francis - "the good news is the ftses up".

Poor Jamie. Weez is loving the attention after living in the Cagster's shadow. I hope Spencer gives her crabs. They deserve each other. Did love the bracelet Spenny bought her though...

And Cheska had her claws out this week didn't she? Can't quite see the attraction of Richard though.

QueenKong Tue 08-May-12 09:58:02

Have asked on S&B if anyone knows where that bracelet is from - if anyone on here knows please tell me!

feuerandwasser Tue 08-May-12 11:43:08

Poor Jamie....Spencer is more of a knob than ever, and Louise needs to make her bloody mind up and decide what she wants.

Get Cheska aswell with the green eyes of jealous it's untrue. Had to laugh when Richard put her in her place.

Grillamo Tue 08-May-12 13:23:28

My sky box cut it off just as Francis rang Jamie! What happened? How did Jamie react?

Is it just me or does Spencer (the nasty buger) look a little like a slimmer taller Ricky Gervase?

QueenKong Tue 08-May-12 13:36:28

Francis: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is the ftse's up. The bad news is Weez hooked up with Spencer last night."

Jamie: "That's not really good news...The fucking bitch, I knew it..." <crumples>

<cut to Binky waving a badminton racquet around and looking concerned>

Next week looks to be a show down, fo' sho'.

Grillamo Tue 08-May-12 13:55:09

Well i wish id seen that but mainly for Binky with the racquet! smile

Jamie is better off without the pair of them.

bounty007 Tue 08-May-12 22:08:47

My recording box thingy didn't record it last night...angry
I could cry!! Next on E4 on Saturday night....aggghhh

MizK Tue 08-May-12 22:11:23

Just watching it. Louise, I thought you were better than this! weeps Poor silly Jamie sad

Kimberley weirds me out so much. I think she's going to slowly entice allthe men into her lair one by one then devour them, smiling glassily all the while.

In other news, my envy of Millie's looks escalates week by week, I let out an audible tut when she was sprawled out in her beachwear sad

MarshaBrady Tue 08-May-12 22:11:51

It is true Louise and Spencer deserve each other. Poor ol Jamie. Show down should be good.

Just watched this on catch up, I am falling for Richard , he is so direct and masterful. I would even let him keep his hair long if he would like to run off with me.

ErikNorseman Wed 09-May-12 06:11:23

Kimberly is a bit ridiculous.

Mummalish Wed 09-May-12 07:44:39

I think we should disect Kimberley, and give her a name. Maybe Laughing Kimberley?

She cant be as pure as she makes out? Surely there are some sinful thoughts in there somewhere?

Her little innocent facial expressions are a bit annoying?

Did anyone cringe when Mad Gabs was singing?

QueenKong Wed 09-May-12 08:17:08

Toughasoldboots - Only say that if you really mean it, Richard has been through enough hurt and humiliation already don'tchya know?

There is something odd about Kimberley, I think she's a fembot.

LittleBarnOwl Wed 09-May-12 08:26:45

I was feeling very sorry for Jamie and then in the middle of the night I remembered that when Weez and Jamie were seeing each other last season he shagged Gabriella confused didn't he?

akaemmafrost Wed 09-May-12 09:45:44

He did shag someone didn't he? Was it Gabriella?

Blimey she gets around a bit doesn't she grin.

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 09-May-12 14:03:52

If Kimberley is a virgin then so am I [looks at 3 dc's]

And poor Jamie.

And I think Millie always looks amazing.

And Chesca - lordy she does like to stir -her and Rosie are a frightening twosome.

vjg13 Wed 09-May-12 14:22:54

Francis has become one of my new faves, so glad he rang Jamie. Spencer is so awful, Louise is a bit pathetic, Cheska has suddenly gone all bunny boiler. I still love Millie, Binky and Mark Francis. Not sure about Richard yet. I also like the evil ones like Rosie and Victoria and mad Gabby grin.

BooMagoo Wed 09-May-12 14:29:26

I read somewhere that Kimberley was living with a boyfriend at the time of filming,and that he subsequently finished their relationship. Virgin?

castor Wed 09-May-12 19:44:11

Queen Kong -I think the bracelet is from Chan Luu stocked by Net-a-Porter. They are about £200 so a fairly generous present !

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 09-May-12 20:11:32

Was it this one?

mizu Thu 10-May-12 08:17:40

Watched on 4oD last night.

Really, who in their right mind would choose Spencer over Jamie?!

Weez, i am verily disappointed in you.

God they are so young though, it was Louise's 22nd birthday. Think I was probably a little flighty at that age

ggirl Thu 10-May-12 08:41:57

apparently Weez has been getting death threats on twitter

like it's all real life

MizK Thu 10-May-12 13:15:55

maybe she picked Spencer on the basis that Jamie is clearly hell bent on p***ing his family fortune away on Candy Kittens? Mixing pervy men and sweet shops is a very dodgy path to tread I fear! I am actually really looking forward to a showdown next week, hope it doesn't disappoint.

QueenKong Thu 10-May-12 16:08:52

grin at MisK. He has essentially come up with the idea of a sweetie themed Hooters. I can't imagine there will be many people paying for overpriced sweets and milk shakes made by Spencer during a recession. It does have the backing of Francis Boulle CEO though, so you never know.

Thanks castor and mrscampbellblack. I asked the and she said he bought it on the beach in Dubai and linked me to the one you found as a similar version. Outta my mat leave price range though.sad

If anyone holidays in Dubai this year, remember me!

lexielexielexie Thu 10-May-12 16:33:47

Never mind Binky Jumping a mile, I think I jumped just as much when she jumped! Poor poor Jamie... he's just so adorable smile

akaemmafrost Fri 11-May-12 22:34:22

Ok just watching on Sky plus. I have stayed in that hotel! The Atlantis, NOT in the Royal Suite though I have to admit. It's an amazing place.

akaemmafrost Fri 11-May-12 23:20:24

That Gabs got some set of lungs on her though doesn't she?

Not sure that Spencer is THAT much of a twat about Louise and Jamie, considering that Louise has made it quite clear that she and Jamie are NOT a couple. I think I would find him very hard to refuse actually blush.

What a doughnut that Kimberley is. Did she really need to have the "dating issue" explained to her? And is she really THAT stunning? Can't see it myself. Agree with Cheska about her.

Hugo's mum must be very tall because his dad is a short arse isn't he?

Poor Jamie sad.

Can't wait for next week grin!

bunnyspoiler Sat 12-May-12 08:45:32

Hugo's dad was a creepy little bugger wasn't he? Did you see the huge, terrible painting of his mug on the wall <snurk>?

warmandwooly Sat 12-May-12 14:33:08

There's an article on the Metro site about the Jaime/Spencer/Louise triangle.

akaemmafrost Sat 12-May-12 16:37:40

warmandwooly Cant find that article. Can you link?

QueenKong Sat 12-May-12 17:59:28

That whole 'meeting the father' episode was excruciating, like the poor girl was at a job interview. "And can you tell me why you want the position of Hugo's girlfriend?" And then that creepy wink he gave her <shudders>

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 12-May-12 18:03:37

I'm on catch up now. Poor poor Jamie. I will snuggle him to my bosom.

qazxc Sat 12-May-12 19:31:57

Noooooo Louise what are you thinking? Slimeball Spencer over Jamie? Why? Seriously that guy only cares about himself. Poor Jamie, maybe he should go out with Binky she seems nice and doesn't seem to get much male attention. Also felt sorry for Ollie, being led on by that guy.

warmandwooly Sat 12-May-12 20:23:13

Ok here is the article mentioned earlier


Grillamo Sun 13-May-12 18:46:35

I too felt sorry for Ollie being led on by that guy, but i coulldnt help laughing when he fell over when they were skating!

magoosmom Mon 14-May-12 20:12:01

Looking forward to tonight, the Louise and Jamie showdown , hoping it won't disappoint ...

redmayneslips Mon 14-May-12 22:22:04

I hate the way they are all making out that Jamie is being the unreasonable one!!! Poor jamie, I could comfort him...

Flubba Mon 14-May-12 22:33:34

Poor, poor Jamie (although he suits blonde hair better than the ashy grey he's sporting at the moment).

I hate Rosie, but Millie is really such a sour puss - she used to be a good laugh, now she has a permanent cat's bum mouth, especially when Rosie's around.

And WTF was that Lionel Ritchie-esque head of Mark Francis?! hmm grin

theladylovescupcakes Mon 14-May-12 22:36:58

Dipping into this -it's so awful it might yet turn into compulsive viewing! What a total bunch of fake hoorays. Hooked.

Hassled Mon 14-May-12 22:39:23

This is one of my guilty pleasures although all I really know is that Spencer is a wanker and Hugo seems like the only genuinely nice guy.

Flubba Mon 14-May-12 22:40:01

Oh welcome lady, it is truly awful but definitely compulsive viewing! smile My guilty pleasure grin

Hassled Mon 14-May-12 22:40:19

And Cheska is a bit - well, unhinged, isn't she?

Flubba Mon 14-May-12 22:44:12

I don't get why Cheska is even there today? And she was mean to Millie, so clearly sarcastically asking if she was okay - there was no genuine concern.

Ooh I wish Rosie wasn't so articulate - she shuts people up by keeping her cool in arguments. Grrrr.

MarshaBrady Mon 14-May-12 22:44:17

Francis is nice and Hugo.

Gr Spencer and Rosie are irritating and getting off scot fee.

Ooh hang on Jamie is being stronger.

Hassled Mon 14-May-12 22:46:05

Rosie looks like she belongs in a Tudor portrait. Something about those hooded eyes. Millie just looks petulant and sulky a lot - but she does it very well.

What's happened to Caggie?

redmayneslips Mon 14-May-12 22:47:13

yay - go jamie! spencer is such an arrogant dick and rosie is just plain ugly with those bulgy eyes. I think this has to be the end of the road for millie and natalie's 'friendship' - why on earth did natalie invite that lot? I'd be mad as hell if i were millie and had organized that weekend to have it gate crashed.

Hope louise dumps spencer. He's only going to dump her as soon as caggie shows up again..

Flubba Mon 14-May-12 22:47:44

Oh I wish I could have a weekend in a spa (with nice friends though) to get over the hardship of a luxury holiday in Dubai!! envy

Anyway, best get me marigolds back on - them there dishes ain't gonna wash themselves grin

MarshaBrady Mon 14-May-12 22:48:26

Spencer's neck seems a lot bigger this week.

Poor ol Millie. She hasn't done anything wrong and is thoroughly rounded on.

LittleBarnOwl Mon 14-May-12 22:55:44

angry those girls are so bloody vile! Poor Millie.

redmayneslips Mon 14-May-12 22:56:24

oh jamie.......sad

Flubba Mon 14-May-12 23:05:42

Whoever said they thought Kimberly was a fembot, think you're onto something there - but her lack of composure when she saw Diego (in the clip for next week's episode) was priceless. Can't wait! grin grin

And now back to my Dostoyevski collection. Ahem.

dontagreewithit Mon 14-May-12 23:09:25

Every time I see Spencer he brings to mind George Michael in the 1980's

Anyone else?

southlundon Mon 14-May-12 23:12:29

Hi all - I thought I'd heard about this Diego person recently...

So perhaps he started watching it a few weeks ago and then they scripted him in once the news broke?

southlundon Mon 14-May-12 23:12:51

Cheka was so nasty tonight, I had some slight sympathy for her last week ( being of the unhinged persona myself) but not now.
Those comments to Millie , what a bully.

Can't wait for the Kimberley awkwardness next week.

mycatsaysach Mon 14-May-12 23:18:19

rosies 'look' screams eating disorder to me

feel sorry for jamie - even hugo wasn't very nice to him

akaemmafrost Mon 14-May-12 23:19:18

Caggie is off "on tour". She needs to come back and look after Millie. No one bitched to their faces when they were a pair.

Haven't watched it yet, have Sky plussed.

QueenKong Tue 15-May-12 09:36:24

If I ever split up with DH, I want Francis Boulle CEO to turn up at my door with a crate of Heineken to talk to me about Jesus.

Why oh why is no one asking Spencer the obvious 'Caggie' question? He was in love with her for years and treated Weez like shit because of her. Can't believe she hasn't even been mentioned. Oh and love the clip for next week that shows Spencer is already dicking her around with Karin. She is bloody stunning though.

Hullygully Tue 15-May-12 09:39:46



Flubba Tue 15-May-12 09:43:07

What live telly Hully? Did I miss some more good bits?

MarshaBrady Tue 15-May-12 09:44:51

Louise is going to get hurt in about oh 1 week.

Poor poor Jamie, hurt and dismissed.

Love Francis, he is the only nice one in the whole thing.

Sparkly eyes did have amazing sparkly eyes. The contacts may have been hurting a bit in that bright restaurant.

ErikNorseman Tue 15-May-12 10:32:45

Jamie is the only one who appears to have any genuine feelings.

Hullygully Tue 15-May-12 10:37:37

No soz, not live live. I mean telly wot live people will see.

Flubba Tue 15-May-12 10:44:22

Aww sad, you got me all excited! :D

Rosie is a cow, simple as that. And her über, über posh friend Victoria is just as bad.
Rosie seems to forget that she 'hooked up' (God, I'm cool for saying that) with Hugo when Millie was going out with him!

Okay, now to names: Cheska I assume is a Francesca, but how the hell do you get to the nn Binky? And is anyone else rooting for Jamie and Binky to get together? grin

ErikNorseman Tue 15-May-12 11:02:24

Binky is arabella I think I don't think I should know that

Moodykat Tue 15-May-12 11:07:19

I loved Francis standing up for Jamie. Actually I just love him generally! He makes me laugh!

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 11:08:17

I love the fact no one can say 'I know you were bitching about me because I SAW IT ON LAST WEEK'S EPISODE'. Oh no it has to be 'so and so told me you were bitching about me'. grin

Proudlock is bloody gorgeous.
Spencer is about to balloon! If you look closely you can see him expand by the second.
Freddie Mercury is clearly Hugo's real Dad.

feuerandwasser Tue 15-May-12 11:29:29

Francis made me laugh my arse off talking about jesus....I don't think he knows that he is hilarious.

But by god some of them have turned into right twats this series.

Hassled Tue 15-May-12 11:36:29

I'm slightly obsessed with Ollie. He is so beautiful - those eyes, that hair. I'm enthralled by him.

suburbandream Tue 15-May-12 11:49:08

What on earth was Louise thinking?? Poor Jamie, I really hope he gets together with Binky - they would be such a cute couple.

Francis was brilliant last night, DH and I have been amusing ourselves ever since asking "what would Jesus do?" about every random decision we have to make smile.

But can someone tell me how it is that slebs seem to inhabit some sort of parallel universe where they can sunbathe in London parks and play badminton in their t-shirts while in the real London it has been raining ALMOST EVERY DAY SINCE BEFORE EASTER angry

LittleBarnOwl Tue 15-May-12 11:54:00

That "sculpture" that Victoria did was hilarious!

Also I saw a tour of Rosie's house in last weeks Now magazine (classy!)

BlingBubbles Tue 15-May-12 11:58:14

Flubba, Binky is Alexandra, no idea how you get Binky from that!

PanicMode Tue 15-May-12 12:36:16

We were at Chewton Glen this time last year so I was like, well jel, of the girls last night.

I can't believe that I'm watching this chod - or that I've commented on a thread about it either - I've been indulging secretly up to now! They're all utterly horrible people and irritate the hell out of me - perhaps because they all remind me of people I knew/know from my pre-marriage SW3 London days grin.

Grillamo Tue 15-May-12 12:42:32

"Jesus was like a superhero who got shit done!" Francis is a star smile

I think its Weez is a right tit, she cheats on her fella and then gets all upset and runs away to pamper herself and then gets pissed off when Millie "didnt intentionaly" made it about her. She was just as bad as Spencer but was actin like a victim.

Wish a bloke would hire an entire resturant for me! Im lucky to get fish and chips and a bottle of hock! hehe

ErikNorseman Tue 15-May-12 12:49:29

Weez is a gormless turd. Spencer is a wanker as is hugo. Rosie and exquisite cake are vile, Richard is actually ok but his hair is appalling. I heart Ollie and Binky the most! Francis is also shaping up to have a backbone.

porcamiseria Tue 15-May-12 13:03:20

Oh it was great last night!!!!

agree Millie needs Caggie to fight her corner

I am team milly, but she could have handled it better. at least she is not two faced

also team francis, loved him last night

used to like Cheska but her shit stirring and bunny boiling has out me off

no comments on weez, other than she must really like spencer, silly moo

porcamiseria Tue 15-May-12 13:06:24

look !!!! prof green had a fight with victoria in twitter!!!

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 13:10:25

That Victoria has a very unfortunate face. As if a human and a piranha mated and she was the resulting spawn.

LittleBarnOwl Tue 15-May-12 13:35:01

Ooh I love Professor Green for that!

And Liily Allen getting stuck in too, Victoria should wind her neck in, Lily could take her in a fight I think.

HappyJustToBe Tue 15-May-12 14:31:37

Jamie and Binky, yes! That would be great. Rosie and Victoria are vile, going on about Millie and her causing drama when it's all them, yuck.

NicknameTaken Tue 15-May-12 14:48:46

Hugo's girlfriend Natalie (had to google her name) - I've never seen someone with so little discernible personality. The lights are on, but there's nobody home. She just sits there, staring blankly.

I still love Francis's line from a couple of weeks ago. Someone (Millie?) asked him what he was doing in a shop selling women's underwear: "Oh, just thinking outside the box".

KellyKettle Tue 15-May-12 15:11:16

How have I missed this thread?

Why do women like Spencer? Louise is an idiot. Am I alone in thinking that Jamie had a right to be upset? Quite disappointed in Hugo's response.

Realise I sound overly invested in this.

Kimberley suddenly got interesting!

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 15:16:20

Hugo was a dick in his response. Jamie should have asked Hugo whether he'd be so understanding if Spencer had tried to fire into his talking doll Natalie's knickers.

Louise is so dull and she does not suit a centre parting. Love how there's no mention of Caggie. Off screen, off script is clearly the mantra.

Proudlock still yummy.

KellyKettle Tue 15-May-12 15:22:46

Squoish grin

Caggie will come back in, dressed head to toe in white and Millie will hug her and sob. Probably the penultimate episode I'm guessing.

Agree about Proudlock.

I was going to say that Richard Dinan and Kimberley Whatshername would be the most dull couple ever but she might turn out to be a calculating gold digger who googled Richard and his fortune after the polo match and changed her mind about a date.

Please someone wipe the smug look off Rosie and exquisite's faces.

KellyKettle Tue 15-May-12 15:23:13

squoosh obviously (iPhone typo)

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 15:29:21

They are blinding in their blondeness. Like two prize ponies with all that hair swishing.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 15:30:15

Oooh Prof Green and Lily Allen would totes wipe the floor with Horrible Victoria and her crew grin.

I AM totally over invested in this and I don't mind saying so!

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 15:31:25

I want Caggie back, however annoying she can be she is the Alpha Female of the group and needs to sort Rosie and Victoria out pronto.

HopingICan Tue 15-May-12 15:56:56

I'm so relieved to read all this. I started thinking I was losing my marbles - ALL of them seemed to be telling Jamie to get over it!

HATE Rosie - WHY didn't Millie round on her when she told her she was a "bad friend" with "And you know how to be a good one, shagging your mates bfs???"

Hadn't thought that Jamie should shag Binky - perfect, they are the only 2 normal human ones in the whole show!!

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 16:18:09

And Proudlock HopingICan

Don't forget Proudlock <sweaty hands emoticon>

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 16:19:48


I like Proudlock too, he seems very sensible and down to earth.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 16:21:39

Read that Twitter row now shock very, very cheap shot from Bitchy Vic about Prof coming from a Hackney Estate. I really dislike her now.

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 16:31:30

Yes I thought the Hackney jibes did nothing to help her cause. Way to show people you're not a snobby cow Victoria!!!!!

I know MIC is scripted etc. but I think the true characters of the cast shine through and you can genuninely tell who is vile on screen/vile in reality.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 16:35:37

The thing is is can't all be acted can it? No group of friends could contain that amount of good actors. Millie especially, when she is upset you can really see it and Rosie's face freezes over and is really quite scary when she is pissed off. I don't think that it all can be acted.

I remember when I was into The Hills <<ahem>> and read an interview with one of them where she said that it reflected what was going on in real life but they would get them to re-enact certain scenes and add some for dramatic effect.

Anyway I prefer to believe it is about 90% real, it makes me happy grin.

MarshaBrady Tue 15-May-12 16:39:13

Jamie's little voice showed his hurt. Wavering and upset.

Spencer looks bullish, he really looks so determined (and not in love at all actually!)

I think it's really them. Well nearly them.

QueenKong Tue 15-May-12 16:41:44

Forgot to mention how much I loved Francis's chat with Spencer. Firstly, he was on his skateboard. Secondly, he is the only one eloquent/ballsy enough to point out to Spenny what the situation is - "you slept with the girl your best mate is seeing." Thirdly, he made his exit with the immortal words "anyway, gotta run, I'm late for a massage." The man is gold.

LittleBarnOwl Tue 15-May-12 16:46:17

Rosie's style blog is worth a read, loads of people asking where did Millie get this or where did Binky get that and Rosie saying "sorry, I don't know" hmm

She lists everything she wears in each episode, just in case you should want to emulate her.

LittleBarnOwl Tue 15-May-12 16:47:39

I love Francis, I do find it difficult to imagine him and Hermione out of Harry Potter together though.

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 16:50:19

Who does Rosie lust after? Or has all her lust been turned into icy hate?

She has a beautiful complexion but I hate her spaniel hair.

Oh but she's a charmless little madam.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 16:51:52

Yes, I think a lot of it is real. They would all be worthy of oscars if not.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 16:55:07

Its her Big Bulgy Eyes I can't stand. I would want to poke her in them if I was rowing with her.

But as someone said up thread, she has a remarkable gift for keeping her cool in arguments and is very eloquent. I remember in one of the other seasons when she fell out with Francis and he was wearing some kind of mask and she told him that it looked like he had a cock on his head or something like that and then just sauntered off. It was utterly irrelevant to the argument but shut him up with such efficiency grin, he had no comeback whatsoever. She pretty much wins every argument she has because of this.

The Horrible Little Witch!

porcamiseria Tue 15-May-12 17:03:01

she is a very good arguer, I have to say

she managed to shut Milly up

and I know Milly is a madam but fuck it, she hates them! why pretend otherwise

agreee re Caggie-white dress- hugs and tears

I dont like Hugo anymore

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 17:06:30

I've gone right off Hugo too. Anyone else think his girlfriend sounds completely different to how she looks. Her voice is veh, veh plummy but doesn't look veh, veh plummy.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 17:07:45

Hugo and Natalie are Mr and Mrs Smuggington. It will all go tits up though, mark my words, leopards and spots and all that.

noddyholder Tue 15-May-12 17:08:00

I think hugo's gf may not be the 'real' deal in terms of background etc also felt that about her friend last night Karin with an i.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 17:13:29

Well I'm sure Hugo's cold eyed father will do the necessary checks to ensure that his son and heir is not ensnared by someone who isn't The Real Deal!

noddyholder Tue 15-May-12 17:13:56


akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 17:16:09

It's the Banana Clip that she wears every week that gives her away. Would Caggie and Milllie et al be seen in a Banana Clip? I think not wink.

noddyholder Tue 15-May-12 17:36:00

She is a Lucy Ewing for 2012! Her look is just over done and cheap shock I really need to get out more.

swooosh Tue 15-May-12 17:39:16

All the newspaper reports are missing out an extremely cheap shot that Victoria said to Pro. She obviously deleted it very quickly after.

I was following it grin and she said something along the lines of "shame your 'girlfriend' cheated on you"

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 17:42:47

Noooooo! I will be gutted if Millie cheated on Prof. I bet she hasn't , it's just the sort of bitchy, horrible think V would say otherwise why delete it?

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 17:55:04

She also had a tweet that said something like 'At least I haven't fucked half the men in London, unlike your girlfriend'.

Isn't she a charmer? Horrible piranaha girl.

<must get a life>

squoosh Tue 15-May-12 17:55:38

Ah yes, Lucy Ewing, she was the vertically challenged one with the mane.

swooosh Tue 15-May-12 17:59:17

He did reply something like "well if thats true, why not sell that to the paper rather than splashing it on twitter?" and she replied "i don't really need any more money, goodnight"

Flubba Tue 15-May-12 18:51:53

Ooh, more fuel in the fire. The twitter comment about the hackney estate was unbelievably low! Shows what she knows that she thinks that will win her some friends!

Glad others like the idea of Jamie & Binky together - they would just be great and chilled - no dramas!

Looking forward to next week, and not ashamed to admit it. grin grin

KellyKettle Tue 15-May-12 18:52:21

Exquisite adds absolutely nothing to the programme except being the person Rosie bitches to every week.

I was hoping the twin sisters invite to the spa was so someone could say "Listen Weez, from where I'm sat it looks like you cheated on the bloke you were seeing with his best mate. Don't know why you're upset, didn't you see this coming?".

Alas, no.

Marsha yes, you've hit the nail on the head for me. Spencer really doesn't seem in love does he? It was just about winning.

Binky & Jamie would be great.

See Cheska is trying to take over Gabriella's bunny boiler role this season.

Hassled Tue 15-May-12 19:00:43

What is the consensus on Gabriella's singing abilities? Is there one? She was on some TV advert the other day - something to get us all flawless skin like hers. I was sort of impressed she was making an attempt to earn some money.

My obsessive googling of Ollie has led me to believe his father is also the father of Joanna Lumley's son.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 19:02:19

My opinion on Gabriellas singing abilities?


Hassled Tue 15-May-12 19:03:05


Flubba Tue 15-May-12 19:10:21

I think her singing is awful and very full-on! A truly odd voice (not that I can sing a jot, mind) - but a very odd tone. Bit like me when I take the piss and sing all operatic-like for the kids' enjoyment hmm grin

QueenKong Tue 15-May-12 19:31:50

What I find weird is that everyone in the programme is in their early twenties. Except for Exquisite Cake who is about 35. Why do they hang out with her?

Saw the Gabriella ad last week - she looks mental in that too. confused

HopingICan Tue 15-May-12 19:35:19

Do you think if Gabriella hit a really high note, Rosie's bulbous eyes would pop out on stalks like in a cartoon?

Flubba Tue 15-May-12 19:36:41

snurk grin

Oooh these girls are making me into a little witch myself! shock grin

FrozenChocolate Tue 15-May-12 19:55:42

Who is 'exquisite cake'?

Flubba Tue 15-May-12 20:09:01

I think they mean Victoria, but don't know why.

Just5minspeace Tue 15-May-12 20:10:52

I love MIC. Possibly love this thread more though..

QueenKong Tue 15-May-12 20:18:28

At the beginning of the last series, Hugo charmingly likened being in a couple to looking in a bakery window and not being able to eat anything. Spencer asked him what sort of cake Victoria (with whom Hugo had been flirting) was and he replied "an exquisite cake". More like a dried up piece of sponge if you ask me.

Flubba Tue 15-May-12 20:19:26

Ohhhh. Now that's funny! grin

QueenKong I bow to your great knowledge. smile

KellyKettle Tue 15-May-12 20:33:54

Is she 35? When does she design and sell her swimwear? I would have her job to be busier.

Gabriella has a voice that comes from some weird part of the back of her throat (a bit like the throaty equivalent of Britney Spears nasally quality). It's loud and in tune so it gives the impression it's a nice voice but it isn't.

Where is Caggie btw?

Mummalish Tue 15-May-12 21:25:04

Does Victoria Sponge have an odd accent, or am I mistaken?

Laughing Kimberly is a funny one. She doesnt walk properly, it's like she glides and sways. She had a great body, but it would be great to see her cover up or wear a pair if jeans! Always very low backed, her clothes. Wish Richard wasn't so besotted with her.

Cheska has become a little shamelessly bunny boiler ish. A shit stirrer if ever there was one.

akaemmafrost Tue 15-May-12 21:48:40

Ok watched it now.

Why does Louise dress so mumsy? She's only 22.

I wouldn't have left that spa if I was Millie, would never have let them drive me out.

Rosie used very emotive language with Millie "revolting" "disgusting", when describing what Millie had said in order to make it sound worse than it was. Quite an abusive technique actually. She is scarily awful.

Spencer and Louise, possibly the most mis matched and WTF? "couple" EVER!

Kimberley heh, heh, about to get her comeuppance?

Love Francis for being in Jamie's corner. Jamie just needs to sit back and watch Spencer and Louise implode.

I need a man like Richard, he's lovely FAR too good for any of the girls on there.

warmandwooly Tue 15-May-12 21:49:15

If you search for Victoria using Google she is on a site on the first page that comes up all about her beauty regime. On it there is a link for her swimwear label launching next month 6rom what it says on the website!

warmandwooly Tue 15-May-12 21:50:27

If you search for Victoria using Google she is on a site on the first page that comes up all about her beauty regime. On it there is a link for her swimwear label launching next month 6rom what it says on the website!

TartyMcFarty Wed 16-May-12 06:12:44

Ugh, I don't fucking know why I'm still watching this shit ... but it's so compelling!

Screaming Skull / Exquisite Cake - the way she grins all over her witchy face as she sticks the knife in - hideous! The worst of the school bullies 20 years on.

Louise and Natalie just putting up with Rosie and Screaming Skull's shit 'Oh, thank fuck she's gone, let's go for a swim.' Louise just smiles and goes along with it. Low opinion of her and her misjudged old-lady 'chic'.

Spencer: such a fake. That is all.

TartyMcFarty Wed 16-May-12 06:13:00

Oh, and Cheska - words fail me!

bettybat Wed 16-May-12 07:22:23

If I was Natalie, I would be watching very closely how Hugo speaks about Millie, as I would be expecting the same treatment if/when we broke up. Look at the way he smirked when Rosie said she just really disliked Millie.

It was Hugo that suggested Rosie go to the Spa, not Natalie - she looked uncomfortable with the suggestion, and just kind of went along with it. I think she's really intimidated not just by Rosie, but by Hugo's allegiance with her. This is the girl Hugo cheated on Milie with - that's gotta mess with your head a bit, right? As the new girlfriend? Why she's even hanging out with them and calling them "the girls" like they're all a group of friends is beyond me!

There's a theme with these people, that the person who is cheated on is somehow wrong and expected to put up with no amount of unfair crap. Probably because doing that all allows them to deny the level of crap behaviour they all adhere to? They're not friends, not the way they treat each other - it's like emotional warfare!

Flubba Wed 16-May-12 12:14:43

Because it's truly awful Farty that's why - awful and fascinating in eqiual measures grin grin

Very good point about Rosie and Natalie betty

Can't wait for next week!

Don't know if these have been linked to before but they are hilarious and Freddy taking the piss out of Spencer and Hugo and the piss out of themselves and their guide to dating. Brilliant !

First link is Francis and Freddy !

MrsCampbellBlack Wed 16-May-12 13:58:46

OMG to Rosie and her evil crew. When will someone stand up to her?? Please for the love of God. [extremely over-invested]

theladylovescupcakes Wed 16-May-12 15:12:19

Uh-oh, just found MiC on 4od. Looks I'll be wasting a lot of time on this!

bettybat Wed 16-May-12 20:28:37

Apparently Gabriella had a number one hit in Greece with Hit the Road Jack.

I actually think it was OK until about 17 seconds in, interesting, even if it is completely over-processed and auto-tuned.

KellyKettle Wed 16-May-12 21:37:56

I could sit here and read everyone's analysis of MIC all night grin

Was going to come on here to defend Kimberley and say maybe she's just shy and is genuinely nice blah blah but have just watched the last episode on 4od and oh my! Can't wait for next week now!

Winetime - those videos made me LOL!

Starwisher Thu 17-May-12 02:07:43

ok, ok where to start?! <not over-invested at all either. Nope. Not me>

1. Does Jamie (God love him) remind anyone else of a young Gordon Ramsey?! The way he paces his speech and his gestures with his hands are very similar.

2. Poor Jame. I felt so sorry that nobody seemed to think it was that bad that two people in life betrayed him, apart from the lovely Francis. Good for him for standing up for himself.

3. ROSIE whatsyerface. If you reading this you are one horrible, vile little creature. Poor thing, what would you have left to talk about if you couldnt slag Millie of all day?

4. Francis Boulle. I love you! "Jesus got shit done". Perfect!

wine those videos are great thanks! Betty I was surprised that Gabriella was actually really good in that song. The style of music is not my cup of tea but not bad.

Fluffycloudland77 Sat 19-May-12 15:49:47

Has anyone noticed the girls who are mean to millie are not as pretty? jealous much? Mean girls, just bullys really.

Bet louises parents are proud of her.

Katsuma Sat 19-May-12 15:59:33

All the girls on MiC are bitches that's what's so appealing about the show. Personally I dislike Millie I think she's a bit too up herself as is Spencer. My fav is defo Jamie bless him! I have a thing for Proudlock....yum
Louise is a tart as is Kimberley, can't wait until Mondays show, preview looks awesome.

FrozenChocolate Sat 19-May-12 16:01:41

I am a little bit in love with the guy on a horse in the desert.

'Jesus got shit done'!!!

KenDoddsDadsDog Sat 19-May-12 19:59:14

Frances Bouille? noooooo

Flubba Sat 19-May-12 20:04:37

I'm with you on that sentiment Ken ~ just don't get him, although having seen the youtube clips on him taking the pis out of Hugo, I think I may be warming to him EVER so slightly. Other than that, just a bit odd.

FrozenChocolate Sun 20-May-12 16:30:34

But he's lovely and odd!

<Disclaimer: I've only ever seen this series, and missed ep2 and ep3>

Flubba Sun 20-May-12 16:34:15

Odd, yes. Lovely? Noooooooooooooooooooo grin

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 20-May-12 16:53:58

Actually, I have just caught up on this week and he was very kind to Jamie. The Jesus got shit done was funny.

KenDoddsDadsDog Sun 20-May-12 17:17:01

Oh god Rosie is such a horrible bitch. What a bully.

TreesDogsBooks Sun 20-May-12 21:20:08

So daily mail article says that mic may be no more?! Hugo, the shows creator (who knew?) is moving to la to pursue an acting career and taking the god awful spencer with him.

KellyKettle Sun 20-May-12 23:04:37


Spencer won't make it in LA. Surely that place is full of narcissistic arseholes already?

I heard that Spencer might be kicked out of MIC after this series because he was caught being naughty at a party (read it in DailyFail, not sure what I can say though). Allegedly it was drug related. Allegedly.

Bet that's why he's going.

If Hugo is going rather than marrying Banana Clip then I reckon they split up this series.

<off to check twitter for clues>

MizK Mon 21-May-12 13:10:12

Aaargh only just caught up! Am I alone in thinking Millie was equally twattish as the evil Rosie and Skeleface? That cringey round of applause as she stalked out of the spa.... was embarassing.
I LOVED the horror on Jamie's face as he contemplated Boulle's beer. 'Lads', they are not.
Am tutting at anyone who fancies Richard. He had his hair half pulled back ffs. In a miniature ponytail, with the rest lankly hanging there. And he seems totally humourless.
(PS Banana Clip's sis looks like trouble. Hugo was twinkling away at her, I can see some keeping-it-in-the-fam shenanigans going on behind Banana Clip's teeny little back.)

Judebear Mon 21-May-12 18:37:23

Absolutely love Mic, can't wait to see what happens with Kimberley tonight!

akaemmafrost Mon 21-May-12 18:52:00

Happy MICday everyone grin!

Judebear Mon 21-May-12 20:43:34


Hold your horses, Hugo created MIC, why didn't I know this?

happybubblebrain Mon 21-May-12 20:51:21

I'm glued to it, but they are all horrid horrid people. It's not doing much for posh people is it?

The propaganda is a bit nauseating too.

I should stop watching it before I come infected, but I can't. It's like a big tin of Quality Street in the room that makes you feel sick, but you can't leave it alone.

Flubba Mon 21-May-12 21:20:39

Likewise akaemmafrost grin grin

Katsuma Mon 21-May-12 22:49:57

Ooooooooo!!! Did you see Kimberley's face and reaction! Hahaha silly little stuck up tart! grin

KellyKettle Mon 21-May-12 22:50:26

Kimberly is getting slated on Twitter. Some of the comments are horrific.

Richard is going to defend her even more now.

Hassled Mon 21-May-12 22:54:56

Nicely played, Cheska (who incidentally has great legs, I've noticed). She's both unhinged and devious - she'll go far.

KellyKettle Mon 21-May-12 22:55:05

I think Cheska has taken her crush/loyalty too far.

Rosie going for dominatrix theme today.

Hassled Mon 21-May-12 22:57:39

Rosie looks like she has Consumption, whatever that actually is. Some medieval disease, anyway.

LikeItOrNot Mon 21-May-12 22:59:49

Ooh, what's happened?!?!

Just casually wearing tight white jeans and skimpy top. Richard would find me in tracksuit bottoms and greying tshirt.
Quit with the fake tears Kimberly .

Yucketyyuck Mon 21-May-12 23:04:31

Kimberly is a complete prick isn't she?

countdowntoxmas Mon 21-May-12 23:40:03

During Hugo, Lucy Ewing, Spencer and Louise having dinner, Lucy Ewing suddenly says, "need to go to twalet, do you wanna come?" to Louise. Surely that is not posh-speak. Is she trying to be ever-so slightly cool by saying that? Seems ever so out of character! Have just re-watched her say it five times as absolutely wetting myself. The life I lead...!

Richard gives me the creeps confused I don't know why they are all chasing him. Oh no Gabriella returns next week I hope she doesn't screech sing. I love binky and ollie grin

bettybat Tue 22-May-12 07:38:58

What happened - can anyone be bothered to recap? I had a pregnancy-related lying on the sofa and crashing out by 8pm episode last night, and can't wait until this evening to catch up!

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 08:26:55

I think Rosie is beautiful if a bit bitchy. I think she is no worse than the other girls but she has a direct form of speaking and doesn,t simpler and sugar coat everything like the rest of them. Richard is truly hideous and Kimberly such a match for him. Cheska cannot stop meddling poor binky caught up in it all! Still my second face tv show though after 4 rooms

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 08:34:11

Cheska has turned into a mad meddling horror.

Kimberley's all right. She hasn't done anything "wrong."

Rosie is a great steaming bitch.

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 08:37:10

Kimberly has been playing the virgin Mary while living with one bloke and dating several others then leaving him in the night! Think she will be proved a liar acc to the papers a few weeks ago. She is so drippy when men are around but I think she may prove to be hard nosed with a core of steel when it comes to getting her own way.

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 08:38:52

We don't know that for deffo.

Drippy old Diego.

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 08:40:55

No but big article in papers a few Sunday's ago plus twitter stuff indicates it is true. She hasn't denied. She is so step ford wifey yuck! I think it will all fall apart soon as Hugo and co jump ship.

I don't dislike kimberley and wouldn't mind borrowing her country pad for the weekend either.

Cheska is showing herself to be a very ugly person and Binky could have stopped it at any time and talked her 'friend' out of making an idiot of herself so is just as much to blame.

Milly looked gorgeous in that dress but her pout made her look as if she was starting to gurn a bit, I wish she'd smile a bit more.

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 08:47:47

Isn't it marvellous to be having an argument about Kimberley first thing?

KellyKettle Tue 22-May-12 08:59:31


Diego seemed a bit unhinged too but I can see why you would be if your GF left you in a midnight flit. I did love Kimberley's reaction.

Apparently she is a property developer - top end, million pound properties (according to google). Her house was beautiful, I don't imagine that's harmed her image much.

She's obviously taken a leaf out of Caggie's style book. I'd love to swan around the house wearing white from head to toe.

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 09:04:39

Yes her house was lovely but there are lots of property developers like her in chelsea family funded and turning out identikit houses! Lots of white taupe and lilies. I on the other hand am rarely in white skinnies with a mallet in my hand! The country house was hideous!

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 09:08:02

Her parents are developers think she is an interior designer.

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 09:11:26

I love to see what money can do.

My ds was agog at Richard and Kimberley's helicopter date, and I said to him, it's just money. Anyone can do that with money. It takes real imagination to come up with something special with no wong.

A good life lesson that.

noddyholder Tue 22-May-12 09:25:50

It is a gift tbh that they don't even realise they have been given! Lots if interior designers used to come into the restaurant I waitressed in for years in chelsea but mostly rich wives playing with fabrics and wallpapers who looked like they did little work! The helicopter was unreal! Mt ds better polish up his skateboard if he thinks he can date caggie!

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 09:26:55

I know, their lives are gilded and easy. They are lucky.

MarshaBrady Tue 22-May-12 09:50:04

Kimberly wasn't that bad. She left Diego. I'm fine with that. (ha!)

Proudlock is still great.

Rosie looks good in a hat.

stretch85 Tue 22-May-12 10:10:11

absolutley love jamie and Francis!! Think they are a great double act! There should be more Francis though!!

Was wetting myself laughing at Kimberley's face when Diego walked in, if she did nothing wrong she would have stood her ground or not as been so shocked!! Me and dh had a proper debate about her after the show even though he says it is crap! I tried crying for a minute to see if he would take me on holiday but it didnt work sad

Binky is just fab! She is the most normal out of the lot. Can't wait till next week now, Gabriella makes good tv even though it is a bit cringe!! just hope she doesn't sing.

angelinterceptor Tue 22-May-12 10:31:52

I love this programme - has me in stitches, or just speechless every week - now I even seem to have my DH hooked too.
I love Jamie and Binky - and Francis too. Hugo had me in laughing when he was being the mediator for Rosie and Millie.

They all have absolutley no idea about real life for the rest of us - and don't they all seem to drink all the time.

squoosh Tue 22-May-12 11:02:50

I was cringing for Cheska what an utter stalky loon she appears to be. I don’t see that Kimberley did anything particularly wrong, she left her boyfriend, so what? He did seem a bit dull. What a great body she has! Still think she’s a weedy dullard though, stepfordy and sickly sweet. I also thought the country house was horrible, very eighties. 1980's not 1780's. The sight of Richard and Kimberly is all their blonde glory would give Hitler’s ghost a massive hard on.

Disappointed in Jamie for forgiving Spencer so easily, although happily it looks as though he won’t be quite so friendly next week. Louise is so boring and so mumsy, is she really only 22? She needs a deep conditioning treatment on her hair pronto.

I heard Natalie aka the Talking Doll say toilet too. Do posh people say ‘toilet’? Or will she forever more be cast out of decent society?

I think Rosie is a very pretty girl albeit a bit googly eyed. She’s just such a total cow bag and unfortunately Millie’s isn’t much of a match for her. I agree with the poster who says Millie should smile more, it’s as if she has some kind of palsy.

<and breathe>

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 11:16:12

pore ol palsied Millie

I think it's since she got with Prof Green, she is trying not to give anything away on screen any more.

Ditto Natalie (except prof green), it's why she seems to have zero personality

MarshaBrady Tue 22-May-12 11:23:09

Ah Squoosh what an excellent run down grin

Lol at all that blonde glory. Kimberley handled it very well. If someone brought a particular ex I left to a party I would probably be sick.

Diego was so busy saying I love you, you're mine he didn't hear Kimbers saying to him know it's over.

Rosie does do well in those arguments as does Spencer. Dammit.

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 11:24:07

You think? I think Rosie just looks like a right horrid old moo bag.

TreesDogsBooks Tue 22-May-12 11:25:24

Do poshos not say toilet? What do they say?

Hullygully Tue 22-May-12 11:26:36

I think they say bog.

Poshos can't say words with a French origin because of Will the Conq. C'est the law.

MarshaBrady Tue 22-May-12 11:43:17

She is painful as is Spencer. They are seen to be equally in the wrong. Poor Millie and Jamie.

MrsCampbellBlack Tue 22-May-12 12:05:52

I just don't get that none of them know the rules 'one does not shag one's best mate's girlfriend/boyfriend' - I mean seriously everyone knows that.

And the fact that the duped one ie Jamie and Millie become the outcasts of the group.

You can really tell Millie is now a St Tropez spokesperson can't you?

Kimberly needs to stop crying - and pretending to be a virgin when one is clearly a right goer is just odd.

MrsCampbellBlack Tue 22-May-12 12:06:34

And how comes Louise now seems to only wear cardigans and no makeup - am sure she was quite vampy when she was first on the show . . .

squoosh Tue 22-May-12 12:09:30

When I look at her objectively I think she's pretty although her eyes are a bit buggy and her hair is a bit Charles I. Actually she does have a bit of a 17th century look about her, like a Van Dyke portrait. I can imagine her wearing one of those rings with a secret poison compartment and gleefully bumping off the other ladies at court who pissed her off.

Still an insufferable, haughty cow though!

suburbandream Tue 22-May-12 12:18:06

Two major disappointments last night:

1 I would have loved to see Prof Green in a kilt doing a Scottish Reel!!

2 Binky laughed when Jamie suggested a "date" sad. They would be so cute together!!

I just don't know what to think of Kimberley, Ollie was right when he said that they hadn't heard her side of the story, and she sounded convincing when she explained to Richard. I wish I got whisked away to Italy every time I got a bit upset though grin