Anyone watch Eastenders?

[CharlotteACavatica]

i missed a few and now i have no idea what the hells going on! last time i saw, Shirley was causing trouble and Deano had just nearly died in a car crash, i saw it the other night and she's made herself right at home and deano's back at work! - have i been in a time slip and missed months or something? i know kevins done a runner, is it something to do with him not being there real dad? and how come deano was at deaths door in hospital and 2 weeks later back at work - that was a bloody miraculously fast recovery wasnt it? - i clearly need updating!