The Apprentice 2016

(924 Posts)
Dillite2 Wed 28-Sep-16 07:15:54

It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Dillite2 Wed 28-Sep-16 07:28:45

Fuck! Suralan! That will teach me not to check before posting.

fastdaytears Wed 28-Sep-16 07:29:48

Ooooh is it back? How exciting! Are they all twats?

RebootYourEngine Wed 28-Sep-16 07:32:05

There was a quote in a newspaper just yesterday i think.

"If i wanted to be like everyone else i would have waxed my monobrow" hmm

Where do they find these people

fastdaytears Wed 28-Sep-16 07:36:16

The Oxfordshire girl used to have her face massive on bus stops to advertise her mortgage services. Her face was the whole advert. That is all anyone needs to know.

Dillite2 Wed 28-Sep-16 07:51:00

It's on next Thursday. Yep, all twats. The monobrow quote really annoyed me for some reason.

dillite Wed 05-Oct-16 22:33:40

Just to remind you all- it's on tomorrow night at 9pm!

Akire Thu 06-Oct-16 00:44:17

Looking forward to cringe/are they serious factor. Strange odd clip of coming soon then tonight saying it starts tomorrow not much notice!

I sometimes watch adverts and think this is so bad, I wonder if it's a one off apprentice one.

Roussette Thu 06-Oct-16 19:58:01

Is anyone up for this tonight?! I think there's some very annoying ones on this series grin

fastdaytears Thu 06-Oct-16 19:59:06

I'm so excited. I've got wine and popcorn.

ElsaAintAsColdAsMe Thu 06-Oct-16 20:00:32

I'm waiting too. Love a bit of Apprentice.

dillite Thu 06-Oct-16 20:10:13

I'm here! I am waxing a bar stool, so might be a bit high from the fumes by 9pm.

Lolly86 Thu 06-Oct-16 20:11:40

I'm so excited!

dillite Thu 06-Oct-16 20:17:12

I have had such a shit day today, that I am actually looking forward to laughing at all these idiots make a fool out of themselves.

LineyReborn Thu 06-Oct-16 20:18:56

Lord Sucre and the sugar lumps. I'll be there.

Roussette Thu 06-Oct-16 20:31:56

Oh dear dillite, sorry to hear that... well... we can guarantee some right twonks on this show, I've had a look at them on the preshow thing, there's some right ones this year grin

Figgygal Thu 06-Oct-16 20:33:13

Cannot wait!!
I think it is still a tv highlight of year for me

Snazarooney Thu 06-Oct-16 20:39:00

I can't wait!!!

Gowgirl Thu 06-Oct-16 20:46:25

Waiting gin in hand!

SauvignonBlanche Thu 06-Oct-16 20:47:23

I'm excited!

Roussette Thu 06-Oct-16 21:01:29

'Ere we go!

First task for me is to pick the most annoying...

Oh hang on.... there's lots of them grin

twirlypoo Thu 06-Oct-16 21:03:14

Ooh I found you all. I have wine, so excited!

dillite Thu 06-Oct-16 21:03:34

Phew! Finished my stool just in time.

Lord Suranal looks extra grumpy this year.

dillite Thu 06-Oct-16 21:04:25

Those business plans look like A-levels' essays. Do actual business people present them like that?

fastdaytears Thu 06-Oct-16 21:04:28

Oh no left my popcorn in the kitchen! What if I miss a bit of crazy?

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