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Mary Portas Secret Shopper

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:04

They're in a bridal shop.

'Can I get a drink?'

'Go to the petrol station'.

Grin

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thenightsky · 06/01/2016 20:23

OMG Shock

What a shower of shite!

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 06/01/2016 20:24

I feel quite sorry for them.

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ChessieFL · 06/01/2016 20:24

They clearly haven't got a clue!

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:29

I'm feeling a lot of pity for them too. Seems like Mary is fighting a losing battle.

And her transvestite comment...CRIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

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thenightsky · 06/01/2016 20:30

£72,000 in dresses they can't sell! Nightmare. Love the idea of taking the OTT stuff to the trans-event.

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:31

'These evening dresses are too much even for cross dressers'

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ineedaholidaynow · 06/01/2016 20:31

It is an interesting episode

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prettywhiteguitar · 06/01/2016 20:35

I totally disagree about him not cross dressing in the shop !

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:40

The highlight for me so far is the walkie talkie in the bridal shop

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:45

If I'd paid for a ticket on that train and had her serving me I'd be asking for my money back.

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 06/01/2016 20:45

Wow that train is gorgeous

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Madbengalmum · 06/01/2016 20:46

My god, they are so unprofessional.
Haircuts and dental consults needed all round!

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muddiboots · 06/01/2016 20:47

Made me feel really uncomfortable and anxious for those train customers

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Pixa · 06/01/2016 20:48

I would have struggled to buy my wedding dress from them.

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thenightsky · 06/01/2016 20:48

Scruffy pair with no clue really. Hopeless case I think.

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:51

Where the fuck did they get £16k from

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thenightsky · 06/01/2016 20:51

Borrowed it I suppose.

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RubyWoooo · 06/01/2016 20:53

Ahh that bride is beautiful.

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thunderbird69 · 06/01/2016 20:55

Just switched over - what a gorgeous dress that girl had on.

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TSSDNCOP · 06/01/2016 20:59

That was fascinating.

I was only thinking they'd be utterly fucked without Linda and then it came up they'd laid her off.

They've got everything they need...and no business acumen whatsoever.

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KenDoddsDadsDog · 06/01/2016 21:05

They laid her off ?! I missed that bit

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Homeriliad · 06/01/2016 21:10

And re-hired her.

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TSSDNCOP · 06/01/2016 21:10

It was in the closing credits Ken. I had literally just said to DH "she's too good for them, they'll push her out".

If Linda started up on her own, Janet and wassiname wouldn't last 6 months.

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Arkkorox · 06/01/2016 21:13

I live nearby, walked past that shop about 3 months ago on route to a friends.... It's getting back to how it was :(

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thenightsky · 06/01/2016 21:29

Ark so sad to hear that Sad

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