Celebrity Masterchef

(195 Posts)
squoosh Thu 11-Jun-15 15:28:38

The new series of Celebrity Masterchef starts on the 18th June.

It features Chesney Hawkes AND Keith Chegwin! Can your ovaries handle the tsunami of sexiness that will surely ooze from your TV screen? And don’t forget the gorgeous Gregg Wallace, no one else quite carries off that half man/ half shoulder of pork look like the lovely Gregg.

There will be some other Z listers too (probably last spotted playing a baddie on an episode of Bergerac circa 1986) hoping to reignite their careers by wrestling with samphire quenelles.

(There may even be some Marcus Wareing)

IHaveBrilloHair Thu 11-Jun-15 15:32:10

Rylan is on it, I love him

squoosh Thu 11-Jun-15 17:14:51

Oh Rylan with the big gnashers! I don't mind him.

Ellenora5 Thu 11-Jun-15 18:22:12

Squoosh I'm in stitches here laughing at your post, the kids are looking at me like I've finally lost the plot grin can't wait to play spot the least famous sleb.

Davros Thu 11-Jun-15 23:45:30

I am soooo looking forward to it. And I love Rylan

TheLastPickleInTheJar Fri 12-Jun-15 12:15:45

I love Rylan too. He's done a great turnaround because he was bloody annoying on xfactor and i couldn't stand him. He's a great tv personality.

squoosh Fri 12-Jun-15 17:21:09

Here's something to whet your appetite for next week Ellenora!

(Have you ever seen a more smug looking man in your life?)

Ellenora5 Fri 12-Jun-15 20:46:14

Thanks so much squoosh smile He has a face only a mother could love and if he turns up in that bloody flatcap and wolly jumper I think I'll cry, why is John looking so shiny, has he had a little visit to the botox clinic hmm

Wonder which young lady Greg will be all over (yuck)

SailingNovice Fri 12-Jun-15 22:27:48

yay, something to look forward too smile smile

Halsall Sun 14-Jun-15 16:15:29

Hooray! Mind you, I've got so many TV things I'm trying to keep up with, there's no time for work. Or indeed life.

gaggiagirl Sun 14-Jun-15 16:20:00

Chesney Hawkes is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine! And apparently he's a very pleasant fellow indeed. I love him. Love Rylan too he's lovely.

Smooshface Wed 17-Jun-15 19:16:47

Chesney looks so attractive on promo photo!

CaTsMaMmA Wed 17-Jun-15 19:23:17

saw the trailer for this and only recognised Syd Little

<mortified>

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Thu 18-Jun-15 21:01:36

Are we ready?

Ellenora5 Thu 18-Jun-15 21:01:38

Are we all set ladies, no wolly jumpers or caps with a bit of luck

Halsall Thu 18-Jun-15 21:02:23

Who are most of these people?

Hello all, btw.

Ellenora5 Thu 18-Jun-15 21:03:04

Ooh Natalie from strictly, I love her smile

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Thu 18-Jun-15 21:03:44

Need to get my sunglasses for the over bleached teeth.
Tish-that's a name is it?

Halsall Thu 18-Jun-15 21:03:55

Yvette Fielding, bloody hell!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Thu 18-Jun-15 21:05:34

I didn't recognise her. Nfc who the rest are.

Ellenora5 Thu 18-Jun-15 21:05:36

Hey hallsall and whatfuckery smile is that the girl that used to be in holby and another one from blue Peter I think, Marlon's dead Mrs from emmerdale is there also

Ellenora5 Thu 18-Jun-15 21:07:00

Who's sarah, don't recognise her

Pomegranatemolasses Thu 18-Jun-15 21:08:54

Chesney has 3 children!

juneybean Thu 18-Jun-15 21:09:17

Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud...I think!

Halsall Thu 18-Jun-15 21:09:24

'Most haunted presenter Yvette' sounds wrong somehow.

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