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Related: Film discussion forum.

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Telly addicts

GUYS AND DOLLS - did anyone see this programme??

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TinyGang · 19/09/2006 08:08

Did anyone see this last night? Blimey!

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natmeistergeneral · 19/09/2006 09:02

I couldn't quite believe my eyes! Part of me felt really sorry for those men as they obviously have major problems connecting with real life women but on the other hand it really made me shudder! The part when one man was cleaning out his dolls nether regions with what looked like a bottle brush saying it was smelling a 'bit fishy' made me want to gag!

expatinscotland · 19/09/2006 09:13

I couldn't bring myself to watch that. The clip of the man kissing the doll's lips gently was enough for me.

When he said, 'Most people who say they wouldn't sleep with a doll, really would.'

DH's sole comment was, 'FFS, why doesn't he just have a w*nk?'

Ulysees · 19/09/2006 09:18

I saw it and was grossed out at the man with the cleaning brush Just hope his gf wasn't having unprotected sex with him as he must have an infection the dirty swine I only watched it because it was after the boy who lived before. Felt sorry for most of the men on it tbh. Especially the black guy.

expatinscotland · 19/09/2006 09:19

So they were actually, erm, thingy, um, sh*gging these dolls?

WTF?

I saw the clip w/the guy rubbing the doll's feet.

Boak!

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 09:20

I know..it just became more and more unbelievable.

'Davecat' is a great name though

Did you see the guy who has eight dolls and they were all wearing party hats and blowers at his birthday?! He blew his chance at a real relationship when his new girlfriend 'met' them.

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Ulysees · 19/09/2006 09:22

oh they were shagging them alright! The guy who fixed them said a lot of the 'vaginas' are really mushy as they have violent sex with them. He said that's what they're for or something like that? Or they're made for it. Yuck!

natmeistergeneral · 19/09/2006 09:24

I thought the funniest part was when that guy took one of his 'girlfriends' out in the car to watch him hang-gliding! He got her all ready to go out including sorting out her handbag and applying perfume! Later in the programme he was posing them in his garden and taking photographs of himself with them,

leander · 19/09/2006 09:25

yeuuu

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 09:26

Yes, I couldn't believe you could crate them up and send them off for an MOT.

They custom make them and apparantly have had occasional requests for pregnant looking dolls and one for an 80 year old looking doll, but I think they declined that request.

You can even buy spare (real!) pubic hair for them!!!

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Ulysees · 19/09/2006 09:31

I loved the way the gf of the guy with 8 dolls said through gritted teeth 'oh it won't affect us, I can cope with this' then dumped him a week later

expatinscotland · 19/09/2006 09:32

Sorry. Live and let live and all that bllocks, but that's just fcked up.

natmeistergeneral · 19/09/2006 09:34

The saddest thing was that the black guy- Davecat- thought he was genuinely in love with his doll.

Ulysees · 19/09/2006 09:36

I know, and thought the doll loved him Still he was happy bless him. He wasn't obsessed with sex like the others. 8 doll guy creeped me out most.

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 09:38

How do people appear on a tv programme, talk about something very er..private..and then go into work the next day?

What if all your colleagues watch it?

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natmeistergeneral · 19/09/2006 09:40

Yep bet the atmos would be a little strained round the drinks machine!

Flamesparrow · 19/09/2006 10:14

I saw about 5 min with the american guy with the guns, got scared and turned off!!!!!!!!!!!

expatinscotland · 19/09/2006 10:19

Did they show them getting it on w/these things?

That's so creepy!

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 10:26

Well a bit..the last part showed Davecat hopping into bed with his doll and diving under the covers.

It's true he really seemed to love his doll and took care of it. The guy with eight kept them slung in the garage and just got them out as and when.

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Flamesparrow · 19/09/2006 10:29

I'm not sure which I prefer... loving or using as and when needed!!

I got the feeling that I could be seeing the guy with the guns on the news in a few years time having gunned down a load of women

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 10:34

Yes he was in a world of his own wasn't he? Rather over-interested in guns and his mum had bought him a bloody great sword for Christmas!!

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Flamesparrow · 19/09/2006 10:41

I was thinking "Yeah, thats right - buy the fruitcake son a sword... that'll be a good plan..."

TinyGang · 19/09/2006 10:42

Rofl @ Flamey!

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