The only way is Marbs

[MikeLitoris]

Who's watching tonight? I'm not sure I'm ready to watch my Elliott and chloes new relationship :(

[Bigbottomtwirl]

I'm in bed but might watch on my phone , eh really? Chloe and Elliot? No way!

[MikeLitoris]

Yes seems to be true.

[MikeLitoris]

I'm surprised Elliot can even sit in those super tight trousers. Him talking Spanish is nice. Very nice.

[ThunderbumsMum]

Good god, they are all so childish and vacuous. I may be coming to the end of my tolerance for this shit.

[TiredCassandrasbed]

Are any of these people about to keep it in their own pants?

[MikeLitoris]

I think I have to agree. I had to switch off Bobby and Harry at the end. Can't stand Lydia and Arg either. My Towie love may be over.

[ThunderbumsMum]

It's a sad realisation, isn't it. I also find Gemma really spiteful and annoying, Charlie controlling and abusive and Chloe just disgusting. My hairdresser used to be friendly with Lydia and was going on about how clever she is. I laughed my head off but I suppose it's all relative - most people would seem clever next to that lot.

There's nothing drawing me in to towie any more either

[ThunderbumsMum]

Oh and yy Bobby and Harry completely pathetic although I did laugh at how within 5 mins of them agreeing that they were a strong couple in love and nothing was going to split them up Bobby had flounced off. He'll make a great dad when his surrogacy bullshit storyline comes through

[ThunderbumsMum]

Ooh it's a bit better today...

[MikeLitoris]

The list of people I dislike is starting to far outweigh the ones I do like.

Arg and Gemma need to go away.

[ThunderbumsMum]

I agree, they are awful. Arg is very abusive.

Harry - I am dedicating my love to you. Arf.

[MikeLitoris]

Add Harry to that list.

And fran.

[ThunderbumsMum]

Chloe is definitely at the top of my don't like you list. Followed by Gemma.

[Fairylea]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/2114109-TOWIE-is-anyone-bothered-I-dont-even-know-if-I-am-but-if-theres-enough-interest-I-may-have-a-peek-at-the-new-series

If anyone's interested. ...

[ThunderbumsMum]

Right, Elliott, you are also on my list after that lame, vomit inducing attempt to look romantic with Chloe

[MikeLitoris]

I'll never look at Elliott the same way again.

[ThunderbumsMum]

The more Fern cries the meaner Charlie gets. Interesting.

[MikeLitoris]

That is one toxic relationship. Maybe I should tweet her a link to the relationship threads here?

[ThunderbumsMum]

if you fuck this one up I will erase you from my life. I am going to see if I can fit that into a conversation tomorrow

[Fairylea]

Charlie is very controlling actually. He makes out that everyone thinks she's awful and how she's somehow disrespected his whole family blah blah. She doesn't have the self esteem to fuck him off. I think both of them are scared of being alone but for gods sake she can do better than Charlie. He's not exactly polishing a halo either.

[ThunderbumsMum]

I think they have all been parented really badly - they act like spoilt children.

[PeanutPatty]

My thoughts, in case any of you were wondering are:

Bobby and Harry - the most fake relationship going / totally non believable.

Gemma - full of it. Stirrer.

Chloe - used to like her now can't stand her / Ferne hit a raw nerve with the "perhaps you should eat more" dig, the whole you've bought shame on the family at Ferne is a joke. She's brought shame on herself if there is any shame to be had at all.

Charlie - grow up! Controlling! He's no angel.

Arg - he's just disgusting and immature.

Ricky - I think he's a bit toxic.

Dan - gone right off you!

Jasmine - stop sleeping around!

Elliott - my current favourite

Everyone else is boring me right orf!

The Chloe/Elliot scene on the beach (famous film reenactment) with her boobs all over the shop was cringey.

Naturally I am a perfect person hence I'm in a position to criticise.

[TiredCassandrasbed]

I think that TOWIE should leave the scenes like the Chloe/Elliot beach scene alone, I agree cringe city.

[ThunderbumsMum]

The beach scene did make me laugh though. I love how Elliott and Chloe thought they could recreate Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr's scene - as if. I bet everyone they know is taking the piss as well.

[ThunderbumsMum]

Shit, Grace is nearly 30. Why does she always giggle like a 15 year old??