Born in the wild-anyone?

(21 Posts)
Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Sun 08-Jun-14 20:31:45

So I walk in expecting cute baby elephants and stuff. No, a vet and the presenter, erm, relieving a male elephant. I know it's serious, but we have had a lot of Oh my lord! And ds doing Pete and dud going "worst job I ever had apart from picking lobsters out of Jayne mansfields arse was giving an elephant a hand job" Dh has crossed his legs uncomfortably.

cremolafoam Sun 08-Jun-14 21:54:46

Absolutely horrified that this went out on a Sunday night pre watershed.
Dsis watching with 11, 12 and 7 year old going to write to c4 to complain.

And the mummy elephant died saddear help us

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Mon 09-Jun-14 10:34:09

Horrified?confused

It was an elephant's huge willy, that's all. I love those presenters, we really liked watching the autopsy nature programmes too. There was nothing inappropriate,I watched it with ds 13, we had a bit of a giggle but I would've watched it with him at any age tbh.

We've series linked it!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Mon 09-Jun-14 17:13:47

Wasn't horrified, why would I be? Just a bit shock baby elephant made up for it

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Mon 09-Jun-14 17:20:49

Who knew elephants were so well endowed?shock but makes sense if you think about itgrin

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Mon 16-Jun-14 20:05:50

Koala sexshock grin

Sleepyhoglet Mon 16-Jun-14 20:51:19

I watched the kangaroo one this week. It was erm scientific with yet more in depth animal penis explanations. I was screaming to switch to the football!

TheBogQueen Mon 16-Jun-14 20:52:41

I just kind of thought...

There are some things I don't need to know about much less watch while I'm trying to eat my tea

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Mon 16-Jun-14 21:00:10

The 4 headed penis was outrageousgrin

Mrsjayy Tue 17-Jun-14 22:54:04

I recorded it went to watch it tonight elephant masterbation and e, elephsnt vaginas description shock had to put it off I am traumatised iwanted to see ikkle baby elephants

Mrsjayy Tue 17-Jun-14 22:55:44

Whats the next one

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Tue 17-Jun-14 23:15:15

The second one was kangaroos and koalas. Not sure about the third one.

Mrsjayy Wed 18-Jun-14 08:00:18

I have it on series link icant imagine a kola penis being so humongous hmm

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Wed 18-Jun-14 12:01:44

It wasn't but this other creature, bit like a soft porcupine had one that was PURPLE with FOUR headsshock <faints>

Mrsjayy Wed 18-Jun-14 14:39:02

Oh dear lord poor lady porcupine

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Wed 18-Jun-14 14:40:38

I am traumatised. I need brain bleach. Ds said 'seriously mum, you shouldn't watch this sort of thing!'grin

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Wed 18-Jun-14 14:41:15

Oh and koala shagging is really quite a brutal affair!

Mrsjayy Wed 18-Jun-14 14:47:19

Dd walked out of the room when they were giving the elephant a hand grin ive seen those German vets on something else but it was yhe before and after not the during wss eye watering I think ive seen kola sex he isnt gentle is he

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Wed 18-Jun-14 15:08:48

Gentle he most definitely is not!shock grin

Mrsjayy Sun 22-Jun-14 21:04:24

Och just recoverec me and dd were awwing I love orangs they are v cute, I might hwve cried q bit when the cesarian mum scooped her baby up

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Mon 23-Jun-14 16:42:02

Orangutan wanking with his feet-excellentgrin

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