Yay! Real Housewives of Miami has just started from Season 1 Episode 1, on ITV2 at 4.10 on weekdays - all episodes shown so far are still online here: www.itv.com/itvplayer/the-real-housewives-of-miami
Initial thoughts:
Adriana: favourite (mad Brazilian) - I would be friends with her
Christy: trashy as hell, she always seems to be chewing gum
Alexia: not actually as overwhelmingly beautiful as she thinks she is. Looks like that Samantha Janus off Eastenders.
Lea: Needs to put boobs away. Clearly this franchise's Caroline Manzo (there's always an older women who's a little bit above everyone else's shit; see also Lisa Vanderpump).
Larsa: utter beeyatch/textbook mean girl.
Marysol: I thought I'd forgotten someone. I don't understand why she made a point of saying she hadn't had any work done when she has the shiniest, puffiest face and lips ever! Own it, sister.
BONUS CHARACTER: Marysol's mum. There. Are. No. Words.
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Real Housewives of MIAMI - just started from the beginning on ITV2
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Trillions · 15/04/2014 12:08
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