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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 10:58

....... erm...... I think there has been some kind of mistake.

Where is the photo upload button???.......

W H E R E ?..........!!!!!!

We can't stay here. We simply can't. I CANNOT live through a photoless thread again. I can't. You don't know how difficult this has been for me. I've been trying so hard. Day in, day out, having to make do with > links .

Where is my union rep??...

At the very least, somebody give me the number for the helpline.

Oh and I will be registering an official complaint. I have been misled. It was NOT explained to me, that this would be the case.

I'm gonna SUE YOUR FECKIN ASS!

....and the Cardinal will be hearing about this.

I expected better

(Oh and am I the first one on thread? Grin Grin Grin Grin)

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 11:02

Well, looks like it's just me and you now then Athos...

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 11:09

Super new thread! I'm a bit concerned about my lack of wenchly attributes but hopefully the right corset would sort that out.

Aramis wouldn't mind though

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Oblomov · 01/03/2014 11:40

Seriously, Hannah is right.

This is ALLLLLLL Wrong.

Please re-consider.

Please get this thread deleted.

It's not the right place.

And I'm not being silly.

I am totally serious.

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Oblomov · 01/03/2014 11:46
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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 12:47

Aramis

Why is it not Sunday evening yet?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:01

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well that one ended well! BAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 13:01

Go on then, I'll put Athos on here too

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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 13:03

Can we try to arrange things so that when we post/hit refresh/click on a link, it makes that sh-shing sound at the start of all the beeb clips?

Which incidentally, I wonder if is the sound they make as they unsheathe their meat swords before action??..

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:03

Holy fuck that's a good one!

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Stinklebell · 01/03/2014 13:03

No photos??????????

Come on Sunday!!!!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:04

Richelieu's unleashing would make a hefty "THUD"

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Stinklebell · 01/03/2014 13:04

Um...yes.

That photo is rather nice

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 13:04
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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 13:05

Thanks btw Malcolm for our new seedy place whore place Wine Wine Wine

I'm sure the Cardinal will give you extra boner (fnar) points for this!

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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 13:06

palace!!

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 13:07
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:08

No problem at all! It needed to be done or we would all have shrivelled away withered and died.

Look it seems the Cardinal has just heard we have a second thread...3.bp.blogspot.com/-fBdUHq-HhVY/Ut26BhxrMGI/AAAAAAAANEo/4qaZZT0t988/s1600/10.jpg

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:10

Hahaha his sex face isn't there though, Hanna is going to have a nervous meltdown.

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 13:12

Can someone please find me either a picture or clip of Aramis in the rain from episode 4 please?

I'll continue the search myself but that's what I'm after pleaseandthankyou

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:15
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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/03/2014 13:43

Found it! Ignore my PM, Malcolm.

But no twat posted the link to the new thread on the old Angry

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Stinklebell · 01/03/2014 13:44
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Stinklebell · 01/03/2014 13:46


www.fanpop.com/clubs/the-musketeers-bbc/images/36621671/title/musketeers-athos-fanart

I actually prefer the links rather than pictures on the thread, you find all sorts
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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 13:50

I did Drink! Oh no. Can mumsnet edit my last post and add the link in again?

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