THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

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Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 16:13:23

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

grin

Bill Ich Bin has been wearing the same outfit for weeks. I expected more.

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 17:46:34

Sue - they have all been wearing the same stuff, I think. Either they recorded the whole she-bang in one daygrin or they all had to wear the same stuff for continuity. I hope Rickaaay washed his lumberjack shirt in between.

Bill appeared to be wearing a skirt- but it might have been a shirt wrapped around himself. It's all a far cry from monogrammed pleather waterwall cardies sad

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 17:50:50

Oh- I've just realised 'someone' is doing that annoying 'title makes no bloody sense' Sande song.

I say 'someone' - i do now know if they are male or female, or (hopefully) a JoS couple style group- with a Jedward style name. Jolan- Jolie and Andy?

I like the ungrammatical nonsense of Beneath Your Beautiful. Like 'are we hoooman, are we dancer?', that one. Makes no sense. I like that.
Better than just stupidity. I heard that 'I'm Yours' Jason Mwxkraxz song earlier and he said 'it's our god-forsaken right to be lov-uv-uv-ddd'. God-GIVEN, shurely? God-forsaken makes less sense.

MikeLitoris Sat 08-Feb-14 18:10:08

Signing in.

I'm sure Nu-tarna were the aggressive duo that lost out to her from Cleopatra (comin atcha). I remember the screechy over singing.

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:10:59

God-forsaken? <snort>

grin

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:12:05

Mike- you are probably right. Let's hope it's the less shouty one who remains. grin

YY -Nudearna 'battled' CominAtcha <PRIMED> and lost. They wore neon and tried to out-odd her hair. Failed. Shouty.

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:17:36

I just googled them. i kept the sound off- I remember the one with the hair, now. Like a big blue sponge.

Nu-Tarna

MikeLitoris Sat 08-Feb-14 18:20:30

That clip reminds me how much I dislike JJJJJessie J.

I'm not sure with hindsight that them shorts were a good plan

Arfing at O'Dodgems giving me The Rage even on mute :D

I'm finding the same outfits on the judges very annoying.

GeraldineFangedVagine Sat 08-Feb-14 18:27:44

Has it started already?

IorekByrnisonsArmour Sat 08-Feb-14 18:28:05

There's a Voice thread - yay grin

I had a nightmare featuring Nu T - they were scary shock

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:28:30

7.10 Geraldine

GeraldineFangedVagine Sat 08-Feb-14 18:31:19

Thanks raahh!

So is this the Poorly Staged but Much Hyped Battle Round? That's my bestest.

navada Sat 08-Feb-14 18:37:26

< Settles down with tea & cake >

Evening everyone smile

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:48:22

Sue- sadly not. We are still blindly auditioning.

Oh my, really? I thought cos you had songs and lists and all.

Well, we shall just have to MAKE it interesting <looks firmly on Bright Side> Will S'Toma wake up in time to hit the buzzer? Will they Prime him into taking a token man (pref Welsh and Camp)? Will Rickaaaaay self-nominate as King of Oop North some more?

I kind of love Kylie. But I am ignoring the niggling suspicion that she is very, very dull indeed.

Raahh Sat 08-Feb-14 18:54:56

For some reason, they aren't even bothering to pretend it's live, and print song lists.

I am on the fence about Kylie. I need to like her, as surely, SURELY no-one can be worse than JJ??

But the Antipodean Pixie Princess of Pop is really quite annoyingsad

I do too, I do want to. But she's not funny or particularly interesting, so I am straining to care tbh.

Cocolepew Sat 08-Feb-14 19:03:00

Oh god not shouty hair again sad.
How come The Voice Australia gets the Sex God that is Ricky Martin and we get Ricky the lumberjack? Huh? Huh?

Off to get my Mini Eggs and tea before it starts.

Cocolepew Sat 08-Feb-14 19:03:57

I hate her. I'd rather have JJ. Or Ricky Martin.

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