Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

[mrsjay]

@ title

[mrsjay]

I was going to say on the other thread i have friends perving over tom daley he is old enough to be their sons

[Sunshineonsea]

Marks place

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I need a tipple.

[mrsjay]

just start now Anne

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I can't. Otherwise it would be gone before the start.

[mrsjay]

tbh i would be the same might have my first in half an hour i am a bit of a light weight then i come on here drunk typing

[Nerfmother]

Erm, I've already started.
Very kind mrs jay did you see the pressure I felt in the other thread

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I don't think I can carry on watching Splash, it is dire (and I say this as a lover of tragically crap TV).

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

mrsjay I once came on very drunk and typed utter nonsense. Fortunately I was on a regular thread, so was forgiven for my drunken rambling nonsense. I don't want to do it again.

[Yama]

Right, need some advice. Dh and I have just shared a bottle of Cava. No more though. And I'd like a drink. Do I go for a glass of red, a cup of tea or .... an Amaretto over ice! Yes, s'ok I know what I want.

[mrsjay]

yes nerf this thread starting is a funny old thing will folk post will it be witty enough

i came on late on friday started blethering rubbish all over the place and asked for posts to be deleted the next day

[mrsjay]

OH i dont like any of those yama id have Amaretto if you were twisting my arm

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Join me in the red, Yama.

[Jellykat]

Blimey we're racing through these threads.. Chatty bunch ain't we.

Anyone else furious that the 55 year old bloke should've got through on The Voice? i reckon it was shameful! and the only one who offered him any sort of explaination was lovely Will..
Even Emma was tear filled..

[Yama]

I've gone for the Amaretto. It's only 14.7% so I reckon I can have a glass of red afterwards. Win win.

Can't believe we have to wait until 9.45. Did we all enjoy The Voice? The dc and I were nearly in tears at that lovely young lad not going through. He was so much better than the Emerdale lass.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes, he was robbed. Especially considering the ones they picked, Jelly.

[Yama]

Aye Jellykat, we were miffed about that too.

[mrsjay]

one friday not last night

is the voice any good then i hated it I do Like Will I AM though and have a weird tom jones crush yes *jelly we do like a chat dont we

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Yes it is good, and there is a good thread too, mrsjay

Just cleared up the kitchen and put the dishwasher on and accidentally came back with a glass of red.

[FatimaLovesBread]

I'm missing CBB tonight, will be relying on you all to keep me up to date

[peppapigmustdie]

Anne that happened to me and I don't even have a dishwasher

[mrsjay]

oh would you look at that

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Kitchens are dangerous places, peppa.

Cheers, all!

[Jellykat]

Slips down the throat like a ferret eh? Cheers!
.. and i tell yaz, the Co-Op have 6 Creme eggs for £1.50 atm!!
Oh happy day

Did you get up okay this morning Anne?