X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

(375 Posts)
Raahh Sun 17-Nov-13 19:08:19

I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

VioletPlum Sun 17-Nov-13 20:01:23

It'll be better than Robbie Williams' self-indulgent croon festival though.

Maryz Sun 17-Nov-13 20:01:29

[arf]

Here we go

Raahh Sun 17-Nov-13 20:01:32

Maybe Miley will borrow Taylor's black polo neck and balaclava

and not actually sing

TSSDNCOP Sun 17-Nov-13 20:02:04

Signing in.

Can we vote Miley Showoff off?

Raahh Sun 17-Nov-13 20:02:16

Violet- oh blimey, yes.

Bazza is singing.

Fabbo.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 17-Nov-13 20:02:45

DH just said 'I hope Shitsinger's wearing..... Something. Tonight'

It was hilarious.

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Sausage Droll Greggsorcist

Sam Callahan I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (ICBINB)

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - *Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall/The Wee Barr*a

Kingsland Road - The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob or Wee Barra

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng MissDirection

Rough Copy * The Duffers Duff Copy Woof Copy Bun Loving Criminals Snuff Copy Bail Bros Rough Criminals Refused Entry*

Lorna Simpson Yawna or Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 17-Nov-13 20:03:41

I would so much rather see Louis and Sharon perform.

NoelOfLorst Sun 17-Nov-13 20:03:50

Evening all

Bolding fail again. Sigh

I say Sossidge and La Meh in the bottom two

BOOO to Bazza flogging that gawdawful Macca-Cuntry-Lite song of his. BOOOO to Miley Yawnsome
Just BOOOOO all round really

IamInvisible Sun 17-Nov-13 20:04:43

Loose Screw slagged Miley off in the tabloids today. Allegedly of course.

Raahh Sun 17-Nov-13 20:04:47

Shitty is walking like Morticiahmm

Good to see you're fully in the spirt of this thread this series, sue.

Boo!

TSSDNCOP Sun 17-Nov-13 20:05:26

Did Shitty just drop her stash?

I have explained my issues with BlahBlah's 'do what you want with my body' performance to DD. She is leading a playground campaign to change the lyric to 'do what you want with my XXXXX' - insert to taste. Current front-runners include 'sandwich', 'moshi monster' and 'scooter'.
Try it, it's catchy grin

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 17-Nov-13 20:05:42

Aye, definitely Sossidge in the bottom. I think Loose Screw isn't safe though - who is voting for her?

Maryz Sun 17-Nov-13 20:05:59

I miss the Merkins. And even Preggaz. I can't remember the others on tat list Sue.

Yy AU. BOOOOOOOO

Ooo, the group mime. My fave. And a Take that one.

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sun 17-Nov-13 20:06:23

Shit. Tartan pleather?

<dies a little>

Sieveoooplay Sun 17-Nov-13 20:06:37

Gazza's showcasing his new style tonight.

Bumford and Sons

Hahahahahahaha at ICBINB. That was bad even by his standards.
Nevermind. Butlins will still have him.

Raahh Sun 17-Nov-13 20:06:42

Yes, we all definitely all have the Apathy Factor.

Oh lovely- Bazza looks so happy they are killing miming to his song.

TSSDNCOP Sun 17-Nov-13 20:06:52

That hat looks like the instruction picture for a condom. Where you have to leave the pinch bit.

Seems apt as a cock is wearing it.

What have the stylists got tamehra in?

Theimpossiblegirl Sun 17-Nov-13 20:07:19

My ears hurt!

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