Apprentice Night 2 - Sue made me do this

(572 Posts)
Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 19:40:20

We're about to fill up the old thread, so here's a new one for tonight so we don't get stuck in the middle of the show!

I think I had a nightmare about eyebrow man last night...

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:05:00

Two mumsnet scarves ..

Shrieky is currently Jessica Wabbit as that's what she calls herself
Am happy to update...

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:05:06

They wake up at 3 and then go back to bed. I'm sure of it.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:05:06

I think a few of them are hungover. I'd be spiking drinks if I were in the house.

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:05:11

I missed this last night after I forgot and went to bed early after a lost weekend.

Tell me who to hate?

Miles is very orange though. He is blending into the mahogany behind him.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:05:31

They have permanent makeup applied at the 3rd stage of the application process.

Get a man organising the girlies, eh? hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:06:04

You may hate them all, BOF.

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:06:10

Flavoured beer? Gross.

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:06:13

Oh he's giving the excitable one enough rope to hang himself.

Please not chocolate.

Most of the women, Bof.

Lorelilee Wed 08-May-13 21:06:16

Was Kurt even there last night?

Ooh, BOF! Right. <sits at the feet of the master> which one of them have you shagged? grin

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:06:36

I have no memory of Kurt from last night. What did he do?

Do ALL the girls have hair extensions?

Chubfuddler Wed 08-May-13 21:06:49

BOF it's awesome there are no redeeming features at all.

KenDoddsDadsDog Wed 08-May-13 21:06:55

Nettles. Ming.

beanandspud Wed 08-May-13 21:06:59

Mmmm, cos real men drink nettle beer hmm

HazeltheMcWitch Wed 08-May-13 21:07:08

THat was a scouser just on, no?
Looks a bit like Chris Pine. You must have shagged him, BOF?

Tee2072 Wed 08-May-13 21:07:11

Tim is Wesley Crusher. Fact

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:07:16

Is there a Scouser? Probably him grin

Why can't one of the women be the bloody project manager?

And who the actual fuck would think nettle beer would sting their mouth?

And what's the point of healthy beer?

thenightsky Wed 08-May-13 21:07:36

Straight haired blonde is Stella English mark II

BOF Wed 08-May-13 21:07:53

Yy, put me down for Chris Pine.

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